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  1. Simple Miscalculations by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    06 Jun 2020

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    “Kid, it’s me, let me in.”

    Oh fuck.

    “KAREN, tell him I’m not home. Tell him to get the fuck out of here. What the hell –”

    “I’m sorry, Peter, but I have a pre-existing protocol that was triggered when your vitals remained in a constant state of distress for over thirty minutes.”

    “You what?!”

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    In which Peter makes a simple mathematical error with unexpected but gratuitous results.
    (Now with a Pt 2. that nobody asked for).

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