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Summary:

Terushima Yuuji
25 minutes ago

Can someone come bail me out of jail? I was arrested for being too hot :(

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Everyone has Facebook and college classes—two very bad combinations.

Notes:

Russian Translation here by Yoagari!

Chapter 1: Community Welcome

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Takeda Ittetsu
3 hours ago

It’s the first day of the school year! After quitting my job as a high school teacher, I have decided to move up in the world and become a college professor for creative writing, specifically poetry! I will miss my old job, but I can’t wait to start this new one! I’ll update all of you as I go through my day today!

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Takeda Ittetsu
3 hours ago

I have just arrived on campus! Wow, the school building is huge, and so many students! My excitement is suffocating!

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Takeda Ittetsu
3 hours ago

I almost got lost but I finally found my classroom! Time to wait for the students!

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Takeda Ittetsu
3 hours ago

So many unfamiliar faces! And some familiar? I think some students I taught before are in this class! I’ll check back with you guys after the lecture, but wish me luck!

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Takeda Ittetsu
2 hours ago

What an amazing first lecture! And I was right, several of my old students were in my class today! It was so nice to see them again! What a small world.

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Takeda Ittetsu
1 hour ago

Another successful lecture! Aside from the random stranger who walked in and flashed the entire class, we did great! Though I must say, he did remind me of someone I had seen once! But he must’ve just been a look-a-like, as the boy I know would never do that.

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Takeda Ittetsu
30 minutes ago

Haha, he’s back! Someone should call security. But really, he looks a lot like a player I saw during my volleyball managing years! What was his name? Teru? Terushu? Terushima? Ah, right! Yes, he looks exactly like that player from Johzenji! A little too much....

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Takeda Ittetsu
29 minutes ago

Oh my god

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Bokuto Koutarou
1 hour ago

I can’t find my classes!!! Can someone help me???? Im scared

[Photo: A blurry shot of a schedule and building in the background]

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Kuroo Tetsurou
50 minutes ago

Bro, you’re not even on the right campus

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Bokuto Koutarou
49 minutes ago

OH SHIT

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Tsukishima Kei
47 minutes ago

This is your third year of college, how the hell did you mess this up

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Bokuto Koutarou
47 minutes ago

Tsukki!! What are you, my professors?? Stop asking me hard questions!!!!

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Kuroo Tetsurou
46 minutes ago

Yeah, Tsukki! Don’t ask such hard questions smh, who do you think he is, Einsteen?

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Tsukishima Kei
45 minutes ago

Who the hell is that

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Kuroo Tetsurou
44 minutes ago

Don’t tell me you don’t know who Einsteen is?? Wow tsukki, who would’ve thought you would make it into college. Tsk tsk, just about anyone can get into college nowadays, cant they Bo?

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Bokuto Koutarou
43 minutes ago

Tsk tsk, u got that right kuroenrjsbtisnfjs

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Kuroo Tetsurou
43 minutes ago

Who?

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Tsukishima Kei
42 minutes ago

I want to fucking die

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Sawamura Daichi
40 minutes ago

Why did I just see Bokuto’s van plow through the football field?

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Terushima Yuuji
25 minutes ago

Can someone come bail me out of jail? I was arrested for being too hot :(

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Futakuchi Kenji
24 minutes ago

I’m on my way!

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Futakuchi Kenji
23 minutes ago

Can someone come bail me out

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Terushima Yuuji
21 minutes ago

HE’S REALLY IN JAIL WHAT THE FUCK

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Misaki Hana
19 minutes ago

You know what, I’m not gonna even ask. Just tell me what kind of jail are you both in to be on your phones right now?

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Terushima Yuuji
19 minutes ago

College jail

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Misaki Hana
18 minutes ago

I have never wanted to hurt you more than I do right now.

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Bobata Kazuma
18 minutes ago

bro aren’t u in jail cause u kept flashing that one professor’s class?? LMAO

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Misaki Hana
17 minutes ago

WHAT

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Sawamura Daichi
16 minutes ago

WHY DID YOU FLASH THEM WHY WOULD U DO THAT

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Terushima Yuuji
15 minutes ago

I wanted u to see my wee-wee but u werent there :(

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Terushima Yuuji
15 minutes ago

WTF HE JUST BLOCKED ME

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Bobata Kazuma
14 minutes ago

LMFAOOOOOOO

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Misaki Hana
14 minutes ago

I’m going to commit murder

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Futakuchi Kenji
13 minutes ago

Serves u right ya pervert

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Terushima Yuuji
12 minutes ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK YOU’RE IN HERE BC YOU ALSO TRIED TO FLASH THE SECURITY GUARD

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Moniwa Kaname
12 minutes ago

YOU DID WHAT?

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Futakuchi Kenji
11 minutes ago

FUCK

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
50 minutes ago

What wonderful weather we are having today. Perfect for the plants. I am beginning my third year of college today.

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
49 minutes ago

The campus has a very nice garden in the back. I will be visiting it before I attend my classes today.

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
46 minutes ago

Such beautiful flowers, I wonder who is the person who tends to them.

[Photo: A shot of various colored flower beds. Ushijima is posed in the corner, a serious expression on his face as he stares at the camera above him. In the background, a blurred figure is running full-speed towards him.]

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Tendou Satori
45 minutes ago

Uh, Wakatoshi-kun???? There’s someone running full-speed towards you with murder in their eyes????

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Tendou Satori
43 minutes ago

WAKATOSHI-KUN?????

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Matsukawa Issei
40 minutes ago

Oh my fuckin god…

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Hanamaki Takahiro
40 minutes ago

...he fuckin dead

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
38 minutes ago

DAMN RIGHT

[Photo:Oikawa is posing with a rose between his teeth, his hair ruffled wildly and dirt is smeared over his face. In the background, Ushijima lays face-down in a flower bed.]

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Tendou Satori
37 minutes ago

WAKATOSHI-KUUUNNNNNN

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Hanamaki Takahiro
37 minutes ago

HOLY SHIT HE’S ACTUALLY DEAD

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Iwaizumi Hajime
36 minutes ago

THERE YOU ARE YA FUCKIN RASCAL

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Matsukawa Issei
35 minutes ago

Why does he always talk like an old man when he’s mad?? I am bamboozled!

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Hanamaki Takahiro
34 minutes ago

What a pretzel-bender! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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Matsukawa Issei
33 minutes ago

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
33 minutes ago

Right??? Hahaha!!

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
32 minutes ago

On another note, what is this strange, murderous aura I am suddenly getting?

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Ushijima Wakatoshi
31 minutes ago

OHSHITNBFSJSKFBSJWJFJNDNZNASJNF

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Hanamaki Takahiro
31 minutes ago

GOT EM’

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Daishou Suguru
29 minutes ago

I just saw a double murder in the gardens lmaooo I love college

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Tanaka Ryuunosuke
3 minutes ago

Im bouta go set off some fireworks in the main building as a prank!!! Who the hell wanna join????

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Nishinoya Yuu
2 minutes ago

Hell yeah!!! Count me in!!!

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Yamamoto Taketora
2 minutes ago

Me too bros!!!

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Narita Kazuhito
1 minute ago

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Yamamoto Taketora
Just now

What the actual Fuck

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Tanaka Ryuunosuke
Just now

he said yes.

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Notes:

haha I’m not funny

anyways, this is something I may or may not drop depending on the feedback, but I’ll post a couple of chapters before I decide! don’t be afraid to give feedback, i need it for my decision making so comment away lol

ill post every sunday (or try to) but otherwise, my hand is cramping