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Raising triplets was expensive. Fortunately, Leslie’s dedication and Ben’s budgeting skills made it easier—or, rather, unfortunately.
“Leslie, what is this?”
“This,” Leslie said, gesturing to the bags covering the counter, table, and floor, “is from hours of coupon clipping and bargain hunting.”
“That’s great, but don’t you think you went a bit overboard?”
“Me, overboard? Babe, we’ll be set for weeks!”
“Yes, but,” Ben grabbed one of the bags, “what’re we supposed to do with twelve pounds of toothpaste?”
“Uhh, brush our teeth?”
“Ten thousand times?”
“It’ll keep the kids from seeing Jamm.”
“…Is the sale still going?”