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Kuroshitpost Groupchat.

Summary:

this is all in a modern AU ! uwu
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also its based on an irl gc :')

Chapter Text

seal has created a group chat.

seal added sebass.

seal added mulan2.0.

seal added possiblepyromaniac.

seal added gardenboy.

seal added sssnake.

seal: I assume you all know why this chat was created.

possiblepyromaniac: because I burned the water?

sebass: Pardon?

seal: Shut up.

seal: Or I'm kicking both of you out.

mulan2.0: idk im kinda curious as to how he burnt the water

gardenboy: guys!!! ciel is trying to talk!!!

seal: Thank you, Finnian. Now as all of you know, this chat is so we can all keep in contact with each other without the hassle.

sebass: How hard is it to forward a message?

mulan2.0: ^

possiblepyromaniac: ^^

gardenboy: ...

seal: Finnian.

seal: Do not.

gardenboy: but they're right :((

sssnake: get to the point, i want to nap.

seal: Fine. This chat is so we can all communicate at the same time insteading of individual messaging.

sssnake: can i nap now

seal: Yes you can.

 

sssnake has left the chat.

 

mulan2.0: okay so can we talk abt the water thing now

possiblepyromaniac: Bro i was just trying to make pasta

possiblepyromaniac: Why can't i function as a human being 

sebass: I FELT THAT IN MY NON-EXISTANT SOUL

mulan2.0: same 

gardenboy: same

seal: Okay, same.

mulan2.0: ok so can i go back to what i was doing or do i have to stay and make fun of all of you for existing

mulan2.0: sebastian looks like the emo kid in class who pretends hes a cat and hisses at ppl when they walk by

gardenboy: KSJDKZDX J

possiblepyromaniac: MEY WTF

sebass: You didn't have to say that, but go off.

seal: I mean...she's kind of right...

sebass: I don't deserve this.

 

sebass has left the chat.

 

mulan2.0: lol pussy