Archive of Our Own ^beta

Summary:

A dramatic reading of returnsandreturns's fic:

“I’m not talking about kissing for Harvard frat boys,” Heather says, then squints at her and waves her hand vaguely in the air, “or—debate team members, probably, I don’t—see you in a frat.”

“Yeah, I actually got a frat house on campus shut down for ethical violations, people hated me,” Rebecca says, brightly, nodding, “but I’ve done more than exploit the male gaze, okay, I actually shared one beautiful night with an exchange student from Italy named Enrica, which is Italian for home-ruler, and let me tell you—she lived up to the name.”

“I have no idea what that means,” Heather says.