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“Tell me, why did you end up going on stage an hour earlier than you were meant to?”
Taehyung looks up at him, batting his eyelashes in a way that Seokjin will deny makes him flustered. “Ringmaster needed someone to step in for Sue. I volunteered because I love giving a helping hand.”
Seokjin scrunches his nose, frowning as he peers down at the man in front of him. He is handcuffed and sweaty from his earlier performance but still breathtakingly beautiful. Glitter is splashed across his nose and throat, his dramatic stage makeup not even having the decency of looking embarrassing close up.
Despite the fact that Taehyung is a wanted criminal in multiple countries and the most elusive spy in the world, Seokjin almost wishes he wasn’t the detective who has been tracking him down for close to a year now. Let some other sorry man take his place instead so Seokjin could have the freedom of taking Taehyung to bed like they both very much want to.
If only Taehyung had not gone up earlier than he was meant to, if only Seokjin’s heart wasn’t so ruled by his dick half the time, and if only Taehyung wasn’t so appealing then maybe Seokjin wouldn’t be contemplating letting the spy go and pretending to have failed his mission tonight. Seokjin would like to see anybody else in his position not feel like they fell in love for the first time just from watching Taehyung’s lean body swing from bars to poles and hands alike, resembling the picture of a bird he often leaves at the scene of his crimes.
But that isn’t the case. Taehyung is handcuffed to him, a smirk on his oh-so-pretty face, still in the ridiculously tight leotard that he swung across the tent in.
“You’re going to jail,” Seokjin decides to break the silence with.
Taehyung’s smirk sharpens and before he knows it, the other end of the handcuffs around Seokjin’s wrist is suddenly being latched onto a pole as Taehyung darts away towards the door. “Not tonight. Call me though if you want to have fun.”
Seokjin splutters, fingers grasping for the key to the handcuffs in his shirt pocket as Taehyung disappears from view. “Not in your wildest dreams!”
A laugh is all that echoes behind him as Kim Taehyung manages to make another daring escape from the law, leaving Seokjin fuming and breathless.