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In a time of nationwide isolation, a hero rises from his grave, known only by his affinity for the purest element: water.
Kalen, who does in fact do stuff, was a forgotten boy, left in the rubble of YouTube because of a four-year spout of no water. His other aliases, like MiniBoi or Mental Phobia, are newer to the platform but little did he realize, lost in the obscurity of channels exactly as his own, he would rise to be the hero of a generation.
He is Waterboy. He is hydrated. Many assume he is magic because of his ability to live without water for so long but I would like to raise a different argument: he’s Jesus Christ.
Was he not resurrected? Did he not have a special ability regarding water? Was he not appreciated enough in the beginning? We can’t prove it, no. We can, however, contemplate his holy existence.