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Lan Wangji was a very mysterious man.
As a teacher, Professor Lan was strict but fair. He was one of the only professors that managed to get the students to listen during his lessons and still be able to be one of their most liked teachers.
He was also ridiculously hot, which probably helped his status but whatever. Leading to many female and male students craving for his approval and attention.
But students knew little to nothing about the professor. Their knowledge about him was limited to the fact that he taught literature and that he always had a neutral cold look on his face.
Until today that is.
••••
It had started out as a normal day for the students. Online classes had resumed after their two week break and they were made to get ready for their exams in a month.
It was in the middle of Professor Lan's lesson when the class group chat notifications popped up.
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LITERATURE GANG
LJY:
HEY HOES ARE YALL GONNA WATCH WEI WUXIANS LIVE??????? ITS ON IN LIKE,,,20 MIN
XCM:
yES
CYX:
OFC???????
YM:
YESS@$$@%
JL:
Nobody cares abt ur stupid idol
OZZ:
I DO!!!!
AND YES OF COURSE I AM
JL:
Dont the both of u have smth better to do?
LJY:
something better than wwx going live?
nah
LSZ:
Shouldn't you guys be focusing on what Professor Lan is teaching? He says it's important for our exams...
LJY:
sizhui my dearest friend.. ily but wwx hasnt fed us content ever since this whole pandemic started WE ARE NOT WASTING THIS CHANCE
JL:
....
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That's how the whole class of over 30 people, except for Jin Ling and Sizhui, decided to divert their focus from their literature lesson and wait to watch for the notification of their idol's livestream.
••••
The students had heard that Wei Wuxian came back to China in order to stay with family and had used this time to take a break from his idol work. Fans were happy that the idol was finally having his well deserved rest.
They were also excited because they wanted to have a glimpse of what Wei Wuxian's home looked like... For their own personal reasons...but they rather not say that out loud.
It had probably been around 10 minutes after the students decided on their plan when they started hearing strange sounds coming from Professor Lan's lesson.
It sounded like the shuffling of bedsheets.
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LITERATURE GANG
OZZ:
DID U GAYS HEAR THAT??????
YM:
YOU THINK PROF LAN IS DATING SOMEONE??
LJY:
U THINK HES MARRIED????????
YM:
ARENT YOU DISTANTLY RELATED TO HIM???SHOULDNT U KNOE??? @LJY
LJY:
I AM BUT ITS NOT LIKE I SEE HIM AT FAMILY DINNERS,,I KNOW JUST AS MUCH AS U DO
YM:
WHICH IS JACKSHIT
OZZ:
YALL GOTTA FOCUS!!!! WE CAN POSSIBLY HAVE A LOOK AT PROF LANS WIFE
LJY:
NAH MAN PROF IS GAY PERIODT
YM:
I SAY STRAIGHT
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JL ---> LSZ
JL:
should we tell them?
LSZ:
Nah
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The shuffling continued for a few more seconds, then they started hearing a vaguely familiar voice but it was too soft to hear what they were saying.
Suddenly, the shuffling stopped and they heard someone dragging their feet across the floorboards as if they were still barely awake.
Then...
A face and voice that all of them recognized.
"Lan Zhan~ How could you leave me alone like that? Where are my kisses?"
Wei Wuxian.
Their idol.
What the fuck?
Wei Wuxian had plopped down on Lan Wangji's lap and was completely bare save for a large white comforter wrapped loosely on his slender frame, showing his neck and chest.
Lan Wangji seemed completely unfazed, although Lan Sizhui could clearly see his father's red ears. The professor then moved to readjust the blanket so it covered Wei Wuxian's entire body completely.
They all saw how their professor's expression immediately softened at the sight of their idol. They listened intently as Lan Wangji spoke in the most caring and endeared tone they have ever heard come out of his mouth.
"Don't you have a live to do later?"
"Aiya... Lan Zhan how can I do a live like this? I'm so tired~"
Wei Wuxian seemed to be oblivious to the fact that a whole class of students were watching this display.
Their professor hummed, "Is there anything I can do?"
Wei Wuxian gave his signature gremlin smile, "Kiss me! Kiss me and I'll have the energy to move mountains!"
Lan Wangji smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek.
Their literature professor was whipped for the idol.
Who would've thought.
Said idol then whined.
"Lan Zhan! Give me a real kiss!"
"Mn. Later."
"Eh? Why?"
"Class."
Professor Lan tilts his head towards the computer to bring Wei Wuxian's attention to the screen.
The screen with many gawking faces staring right at them.
The idol's face turns red but he quickly plays off his embarrassment.
He waves awkwardly towards the camera, "Ahahaha... Hi I'm Wei Wuxian! Lan Zhan's husband!"
Everyone stayed silent, their mics muted, staring at the couple. Until one brave student unmutes her mic.
"Are you... Wei Wuxian... The idol?" She asks, already knowing the answer but wanted to make sure.
'This had to be some sort of fever dream right?' The students thought.
Wei Wuxian gave them a bright smile, "Yes I am! Are you a fan?"
"Oh, our whole class are fans... Well, except for Sizhui and Jin Ling." The girl responds.
The idol gave a quizzical look, "Sizhui and Jin Ling? They're my-" He cuts himself off, "Ah nevermind! I hope they learn to love me though, I am their professor's lover after all~"
Wei Wuxian got up from Lan Wangji's lap, "Well, I'll leave to let Lan Zhan finish. I'll start my live after your class, as a treat for disturbing your lesson."
The idol bid them goodbye and shuffled away out of view.
Lan Wangji stayed silent for a few seconds before he cleared his throat.
"Okay, back to the lesson."
Meanwhile, the students were all freaking out.
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LITERATURE GANG
LJY:
WHAT WHAYSBWJGDJS WHAG???????
OZZ:
WEI WUXIAN IS???? WAHGTGTTTTHG
YM:
WAIT WHO IS JIN LING AND SIZHUI TO HIM?????
ANSWER U HOES @JL @LSZ
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While the collective group of 30 over students screamed over their idol being married to their literature professor, Lan Sizhui and Jin Ling kept quiet. Not wanting to let their class know that they were, in fact, related to them.
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JL ---> LSZ
JL:
u think theyll forgive us?
LSZ:
Nah
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It was 1:45pm when Wei Wuxian started his live.
The idol was sitting on his bed, dressed in a too big white shirt and black sweatpants.
"I trust some of you to not expose me." He started, "So! How was your day? I wanna know how all my dearest fans are doing!"
Fans spammed the comments. Asking what he meant by that.
Other fans went feral as they noticed marks that looked like hickeys on his neck and collarbones.
Could world famous idol Wei Wuxian possibly have a lover?