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chamagne: i despise finals
icould-b-urangle: is this “studying is bs” venting, “grades are bs” venting, or “can’t focus and abt to commit arson” venting?
chamagne: yes
icould-b-urangle: alkfhdslh
antlerradios: arson you say?
icould-b-urangle: LKASFKHSDGKLHSHLG ALASTOR NO
antlerradios: you can’t stop me
icould-b-urangle: oh is that what you think??
antlerradios: i
antlerradios: Yes I Do Think That
chamagne: angel you’d give us the moon if we so much as batted our eyes @ u
icould-b-urangle: i mean yea but if al gets arrested i cant kiss him
icould-b-urangle: therefore if he commits arson. id have to kick his ass
antlerradios: u can kick my ass After i burn campus to the ground
chamagne: arson is Not an option i just hate math
antlerradios: bold of you to assume I don’t dream about burning society to the ground on a regular basis
icould-b-urangle: u say that like as if u don’t want to burn everything at all times
antlerradios: somebody has to warn the devil he has competition
chamagne: OOP
chamagne: no but seriously im :((( can one of u…….come here and cuddle me
antlerradios: depends where you are
chamagne: u kno where the double tree is?? like the one that has the little trees growing out of it
antlerradios: you mean the tree we Literally Met At
chamagne: OH YOU’RE RIGHT
chamagne: but yea im sittin under it rn
antlerradios: you’re ridiculous
antlerradios: ill be there in five
icould-b-urangle: can u kidnap me from the union bc im with cherri rn and she Will Not Behave if she finds out im leaving to comfort charlie
chamagne: wh
chamagne: im scared to ask
icould-b-urangle: she’s dating vaggie and niffty do u REALLY THINK she wouldn’t go full-feral mode if she found out u were upset
icould-b-urangle: she’s like. the most feral person i know
chamagne: ah u right u right
chamagne: wait al don’t u have a class rn??
antlerradios: Not Anymore :)
chamagne: why ….. the smiley ……..
antlerradios: :) :) :)
icould-b-urangle: scratch that
icould-b-urangle: alastor is the most feral person i know
antlerradios: where are you in the union so I can avoid other people as much as possible
icould-b-urangle: like way back in the left corner
icould-b-urangle: currently eating fries & being covered in salt bc cherri has no control
chamagne: u 2 had a food fight didn’t u
icould-b-urangle: only with salt
antlerradios: You are Ridiculous
icould-b-urangle: ur the one dating the both of us
antlerradios: I didn’t say I don’t like ridiculousness I’m just saying you ARE ridiculous
antlerradios: I’ve retrieved an idiot we’re coming your way
icould-b-urangle: HEY
icould-b-urangle: i prefer dumbass
antlerradios: yes dear
antlerradios: whatever you say dear
icould-b-urangle: IM
icould-b-urangle: wait were u also trying to make a deer pun with that
antlerradios: :)
chamagne: alkfhldshgsdgh i fuckin love u guys
icould-b-urangle: ily2!!!!
antlerradios: that
chamagne: ill get u to say it back one of these days mister antler boy
icould-b-urangle: its ok lee he’s just shy
icould-b-urangle: OW????
antlerradios: I think the fact that I tolerate the both of you as much as I do is proof enough that I love you
antlerradios: though yes. I love you.
antlerradios: even though I now have to kill Angel
chamagne: o h boy
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antlerradios: husk how the FUCK do feelings work
husker68: if this is about your love triangle then do not involve me
antlerradios: first of all it’s called a troika because we’re all dating each other
antlerradios: we’ve been over this several times
husker68: i am aware but im also aware that you hate it when i call it a love triangle
antlerradios: actually eat shit and perish
husker68: can’t scream about how much u love ur partners if im dead
antlerradios: FUCK
husker68: what happened
antlerradios: charlies lying on me and angel is putting flowers in my hair
antlerradios: what the FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
husker68: you know it’s normal for people to be in love right
antlerradios: I Don’t because I HAVE PROBLEMS UNDERSTANDING MY EMOTIONS YOU FUCK
husker68: lol
husker68: have fun being gross and mushy lover boy
antlerradios: ALKFHDSL
antlerradios: PERISH