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"Hey, Xeph!" Honeydew cheerfully greeted his roommate who plonked his stuff down on his desk. "You going to the Hats' party?"
"They're having a party?" Xephos asked, slipping off his jacket. "Yeah, I guess I'll go."
"Nice, mate. I've gotta go talk to Lalna. Go take a shower or something."
"Right," Xephos nodded and headed into the bathroom. Honeydew proceeded in the opposite direction by the door, but didn't leave.
He waited till the shower water had run for a minute or two before grabbing a firecracker from his bedside drawer and crept into the bathroom. Honeydew held back a snicker as he lit it and threw it into the shower.
Xephos screamed, jumping to the edges of the shower. "Honeydew! Jesus Christ!" The dwarf was full on laughing by this point. It took Xephos all the willpower he had to refrain from punching his roommate and staying home from the party. "I swear to— aah!"
Honeydew could see the angry glow from where he stood laughing against the doorway. "Party starts at eight! Stay frosty, babes!" He squeaked before fleeing the room.