Chapter Text
Oikawa Toru Adds Kageyama Tobio, Sugawara Koushi, Akaashi Kenji, Kozume Kenma, Shirabu Kenjirou, Semi Eita to The Setter Squad
Oikawa Toru
Hey losers, guess what I did;)
Kageyama Tobio
Ruin our lives?
Sugawara Koushi
^
Shirabu Kenjirou
^
Semi Eita
^^^^^^^
Akaashi Kenji
Why am I here?
Kozume Kenma
Don't text them
Kozume Kenma
They'll know we're here
Kozume Kenma
Then we'll never escape
Akaashi Kenji
…
Akaashi Kenji
My apologies
Akaashi Kenji
Pretend I wasn't here
Oikawa Toru
Okay, wow
Oikawa Toru
Fuck you all
Oikawa Toru
Might as well kick all of you out
Kageyama Tobio
That'll be the greatest mercy
Sugawara Koushi
^
Shirabu Kenjirou
^
Semi Eita
^
Akaashi Kenji
^
Kozume Kenma
^
Oikawa Toru
Keep this up, and I'll bother you all for the rest of your lives
Akaashi Kenji
How did you even get my number?
Akaashi Kenji
I don't even know you
Kozume Kenma
^
Oikawa Toru
That's what I was going to tell you guys
Oikawa Toru
I met your Captains!
Sugawara Koushi
So, you harass them?
Sugawara Koushi
Shame on you
Sugawara Koushi
Better sleep with one eye open, you bastard
Shirabu Kenjirou
I’m calling the police
Semi Eita
Already on it
Oikawa Toru
Why are you guys attacking me XC
Kozume Kenma
Kuro may be a bitch, but he’s my bitch. So if you even touch one hair on his head, so help me
Akaashi Kenji
Bokuto-san is too innocent to be hanging around such unholiness
Oikawa Toru
I didn’t even do anything
Kageyama Tobio
Yet
Kageyama Tobio
It’s you that we’re talking about
Oikawa Toru changed Kageyama Tobio to Sassy Bitch
Sassy Bitch changed Oikawa Toru to Whiny Bitch
Shirabu Kenjirou
I already like this guy
Semi Eita
LoL
Akaashi Kenji
Good job, Kageyama
Sugawara Koushi
Learned that from me ;D
Whiny Bitch
Okay, wow
Whiny Bitch
I feel attacked
Sassy Bitch
Nothing new
Kozume Kenma
I feel like we’re forgetting something
Semi Eita
Oh yeah
Semi Eita
How did you kidnap our Captains?
Whiny Bitch
Right. So i was just hanging out with Iwa chan
Whiny Bitch
And bump into Kuro chan and Bo chan
Whiny Bitch
Almost scream like a bitch when Ushiwaka shown up
Sassy Bitch
Still nothing new
Sassy Bitch
You always scream like bitch
Shirabu Kenjirou
I loving him
Whiny Bitch changed Shirabu Kenjirou to Biggest Bitch
Semi Eita
* Gasps*
Semi Eita
That name fix perfectly
Biggest Bitch changed Semi Eita to Loser Bitch
Loser Bitch
Meh
Sugawara Koushi changed Akaashi Kenji to Sexy Bitch
Sexy bitch
…
Sexy Bitch
Why?
Whiny Bitch changed Group chat to The Bitch Club
Kozume Kenma
And we’re off track again
Sugawara Koushi changed Kozume Kenma to Serious Bitch
Whiny Bitch changed Sugawara Koushi to Evil Bitch
Evil Bitch
Why, Thank you
Whiny Bitch
:(
Evil Bitch
Anyways
Evil Bitch
I don’t believe that Daichi would just hang our numbers to you
Sassy Bitch
Agreed
Whiny Bitch
No need
Whiny Bitch
When i ask, both Ushiwaka and Bo chan gave me their lovely setters numbers
Whiny Bitch
It’s cute that they thought it was because we could bond as Setters
Sexy Bitch
This why i told you to leave Bokuto san alone
Biggest Bitch
Ushijima san…
Loser Bitch
*Sighs*
Whiny Bitch
And Kuro chan is a cunning bitch, so he laugh and happily gave Serous Bitch number to me
Serious Bitch
I usually don’t curse that much
Serious Bitch
But, fuck you
Evil bitch
And Daichi?
Whiny Bitch
He’s loyal to you both
Whiny Bitch
So i went to plan B
Whiny Bitch
I had Tobio’s number and already hacked his phone
Whiny Bitch
So i know everything he does on his phone
Sassy Bitch
Sugawara san
Sassy bitch
I’m scared
Evil bitch
It’s okay, sweetie
Evil Bitch
I'm calling the police
Biggest Bitch
There’s something mess up inside of your head
Sexy Bitch
Kageyama…
Sexy Bitch
If you need someone to protect you
Sexy Bitch
Just call me and Kenma
Whiny Bitch
From what i know, this Kenma don’t seem’s that scary
Serious Bitch
:)
Loser Bitch
lol, you died
Sassy Bitch
I'm calling Iwaizumi san
Whiny Bitch
…
Whiny Bitch
Please don’t XC
Sassy bitch adds Iwaizumi Hajime to The Bitch Club
Iwaizumi Hajime
To late :)