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Zack finished his soda in one large gulp, burping loudly before throwing the can on the floor. His mother Elizabeth, who was in his room cleaning, looked at him with disdain.
“Isaac! That was gross! You’re never going to get a girlfriend at this rate!”. Elizabeth was honestly worried for her son. He was good looking enough-with his 6’1 muscled frame and sharp jawline, but he was messy, loud, and an overall brute. It hurt to call her son such things, but they were true. Not to mention his language.
Zack barked, “HA! Too fucking late for that one!”, he replied smugly, not taking his eyes off the horror game he was playing. “Take that fucker!”, he said gleefully while cutting someone down in the game.
Elizabeth paused, dropping the dirty sock she was picking up. Did she mishear? “Zack! You mean to tell me you got yourself a girlfriend and didn’t tell me?!”.
Zack shrugged, “Yeah so?”, still not looking at his mom.
Elizabeth huffed angrily, “Yeah nothing! Invite her over for dinner tomorrow!”
Zack finally paused the game, looking at his mother incredulously, “What the fuck?! No way! You and dad are so fucking embarrassing! I have a reputation, ya know?!”
Elizabeth narrowed her eyes, “I’m not taking no for an answer, Isaac! Either invite her over or you’re only eating veggies for the next week!”
Zack groaned, “Ugh...fine. Try not to act so fucking weird.”
His mother's reply was to throw a sock at his face.
The slick sounds of saliva swapping filled the room, as two figures on the couch locked lips. One figure was small, with long flowing blonde hair. She made little mewling sounds as the figure below her-upon whose lap she was sitting on-twisted his tongue around hers. Zack leaned back, a string of saliva connected him to his girlfriend, Rachel.
“Oi, Ray,” he started reluctantly. Rachel opened her large blue eyes, devoid of expression except for a slight glint. Her face was flush with arousal as she looked at her boyfriend expectantly, “Hai, Zack?”
“Ya gotta come over my place for dinner tomorrow. Fucking mom insisted and shit”, Zack grunted out.
“Okay”, Rachel said, not showing any reaction to the news.
“You better look fucking cute, got it? Shouldn’t be too hard…”, Zack said with a wicked smirk before burying his face in Rachel’s slim neck and peppering kisses down her collarbone, Rachels moans the only thing answering him.
Elizabeth was vibrating in excitement! Her son was finally introducing a girl to them! She wondered what she would be like. Knowing her son, she’d probably be just as loud and foul-mouthed as him. Elizabeth sighed. Oh well, as long as someone can love and care for her son. The doorbell rang. Elizabeth practically flew to the door, opening it in a flourish. She blinked at the vision before her.
A short and petite girl stood outside the door. She had long golden hair, almost going to her knees and big blue eyes. She had two pink bows in her hair, matching the shade of light pink her dress was. The dress was a mess of ribbon and frills, underneath the girl was wearing white stockings going down smoothly into black mary jane shoes. She even had a black choker on. In her hand was a container, full of some kind of food.
Elizabeth had only one word in her head, ‘ Doll… ’ she promptly slammed the door. She turned around, blinking wildly. Surely that was her imagination; no way could such a pretty and perfect girl be with her son. Surely…
Zack came thundering down the stairs, “Oi what the fuck mom! Ray just texted me saying you slammed the door in her fucking face!”
Elizabeth took a deep breath, going over to the door and opening it, seeing the doll-like girl tilt her head in slight confusion. Before Elizabeth could say anything, Zack pushed her out the way.
“Ray, sorry ‘bout my mom. She’s really fucking weird.” Zack said gruffly, ruffling his hair slight embarrassment.
Rachel blinked, face not showing any hint of being insulted, “I see.”, her voice sounding almost melodic compared to Zack’s rough drawl. Zack pulled her by her waist inside and tucked her into his side, the position clearly showing just how much he towered over her. Elizabeth was still gaping at the girl that was her son’s girlfriend.
Zack was about to show Rachel to the dining room until “WAIT!”, Elizabeth had yelled out. Zack turned and looked at his mom as if she was crazy.
“Y-you’re Rachel?”, Elizabeth stuttered out, still a little uncertain.
Zack rolled his eyes, “Yes, mom! This is my fucking girlfriend Rachel! There, happy?” Rachel nodded in agreement, head cuddled into Zack’s hard chest.
She took a slight step to the side before bowing politely, “It is nice to meet you, Zack’s mother”, she said in a cool, even tone before going back to Zack’s side.
“B-but! You’re so pretty!”, Elizabeth exclaimed, “Like a doll! And you’re so well-mannered...HENRY!”, Elizabeth once again screamed suddenly, causing Zack to startle and Rachel to look somewhat amused.
“I see where you get your volume from,” she said cheekily up to Zack, who just grumbled and lightly bonked her head.
Zack’s dad came running into the living room, looking worried, “Y-yes dear? What’s the matter?”
Elizabeth gestured to Rachel, “Do you see her?! Tell me you see her!”, Elizabeth was so distraught she had tears running down her face.
Henry looked slightly confused, “Y-yes I see her dear,” before turning and getting a good look at Rachel and stopping in his tracks. “Wait..are you, Rachel? Zack’s g-girlfriend?”, his eyes were wide in disbelief.
Zack was angry, “Okay what the fuck?! Is it so hard to believe she’s my fucking girlfriend?! She’s not that out of my league…”, he trailed off uncertainly, “...okay maybe she is but still! She’s mine!”
At this point, Elizabeth and Henry were holding onto each other and sobbing. They almost couldn’t believe it! Their oaf-ish, foul-mouthed son had gotten the most perfect girl they had ever seen to go out with him.
“But how?!”, Elizabeth cried, needing to know how her son did it.
Rachel responded, her voice taking on a loving tint and her eyes brightening, “Zack has been the only person to treat me so kindly. He has been nothing but honest with me and I can be my true self around him. I belong to Zack.”, she said with not a hint of embarrassment on her face. Zack looked at her with a wolfish grin, “Ray if my parents weren’t here, I would bend you over the couch right now. You’re so fucking hot when you say you belong to me.”
Elizabeth ignored Zack’s inappropriate comments in order to question Rachel, “Tell me...do you cook or clean? What about other household chores? Please tell me you can take care of our son!”
Rachel replied, “I enjoy cooking and cleaning. I can also sew and remove blood stains out of clothing.” Elizabeth and Henry were now on the floor crying, while Zack groaned and buried his head in his hands.
“An angel! Our son has brought home an angel!”, Zack’s parents were chanting and running around in circles.
“Jesus fuck! Ya guys better fucking finish being stupid before me and Ray leave!”, Zack looked in disgust as his parents did exactly what he asked them NOT to do. At that Elizabeth and Henry quickly sobered up, leading them to the perfectly made dining table.
“Ah,” Rachel said, suddenly remembering something, she held out the container she was holding to Elizabeth, “I researched that when meeting your boyfriend’s parents for the first time, a gift is expected in order to achieve blessings. I have brought cookies.”
Elizabeth and Henry were once again sent to the floor in tears as they chanted, “Angel! Angel!”
Owari