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Oh, come on, babe, don’t be nervous! My family will love you!”
“I’m not nervous the fuck?? Just understand that I’m not you, okay? I don’t know what you did to woo my family in literally one sec, but I can’t fucking do that”
“You don’t need to woo my fam, Kat! Just be yourself”
“If I’m myself, I’m gonna swear the whole fucking time. I literally need to bite my tongue”
“Whatever, Kat baby…calm downnnn! They’re not scary, look we’re here!”
Fuck…okay, this shit is easy! He just needs to curse less and wipe that frown off his face—no need to shake with rage like a chihuahua.
They were right before the Kirishima’s door. The place looked comfy not that big, but it looked nice. Kirishima pressed the doorbell, and Bakugou tensed a bit. This is for them. They’d been dating for months, and it was time to meet Kirishima’s family in person.
Kirishima knew Bakugou’s family already because of the hag's wish to have him around often and have endless conversations about baby Katsuki. Whatever! He hopes he can do the same with Kirishima’s family or at least be likable to them. Bakugou knew that Kirishima’s mom was not from Japan, but he never kn-
“Coming~” a cheerful voice said.
“That’s my dad! You are definitely taller than him, so don’t look sooo scared, Kat! hahaha.” Bakugou knew that Kirishima was enjoying this, seeing him all nervous and scared. Tch idiot.
He’s not weak. He’s definitely not shaking again when he hears the door opening.
“Welcome!!! Oh, Bakugou! It’s a pleasure to finally meet you!” Kirishima was right; his dad was probably the same height as shitty Deku. He looked friendly, and his smile was big; he had dark brown hair but no shark teeth.
“Hello, hmm, it’s a pleasure to meet you too, Mr. Kirishima.” Bakugou bowed
“Oh, no need to bow, Bakugou-kun! Come in, guys! We were waiting for you!” Kiri’s dad let them in.
“Hi, Dad. I missed you. I’m glad the school finally gave us a free weekend!” Kirishima hugged him and grabbed Bakugou’s hand, taking him by surprise.
“Oi, what are you doing?” Bakugou whispered
“Uh? Holding your hand!”
“Is...is that okay?” He doesn’t want to give a bad impression
”Kat, calm down…they don’t care”
Kirishima’s house looks comfy, with a lot of family pictures hanging on the wall, and it smelled like pine. But it looked really colorful—they had the (insert Latino country) flag in the living room and a bunch of traditional decoration items.
“¡Hola hola hola!” Bakugou heard the voice of Kirishima’s mom. Kirishima turned around and gave his short mom a tight hug as well.
“Mamá!!! I’ve missed you!”
“Hola, mi amorcito. I’ve missed you more!” She pinched Kirishima’s cheeks, then looked at Bakugou
“Mamá, this is Bakugou, my boyfriend.” Kiri linked their arms.
“Oh! This is Bakugou! Of course, I know him. Kirishima can’t stop talking about you every time he’s back home.” Kirishima blushes
“Mamá!”
“Qué pasa? ¡Es verdad!” Bakugou doesn’t understand a word, but he smiles nicely, he knows that Kiri talks about him. Sadly, he only knows how to say “Hola, mi nombre es Bakugou” in Spanish. So he does.
“Hola, soy Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima’s boyfriend.” Kirishima looks surprised—he bowed again like a robot. Kiri’s mom just smiled at him (with shark teeth). Jeez, everyone is literally a ray of sunshine here! With their big ass smiles
“Oh, dear! Don’t need to bow! ¿Sabes español?” She looked surprised
“Uhhh, no, sorry, I-” Fuck did she just ask if he speaks Spanish?
“Oh please don’t worry! I was surprised that you introduced yourself in Spanish! Don’t need to feel bad, darling! I’m so glad to meet Ei’s boyfriend!!” She smiled again, but he didn’t feel better. Ahhh, shit, of course he should’ve known! He should’ve learned at least the basics to impress her!
Kirishima just looked at him in awe. Just the fact that Bakugou introduced himself in Spanish was the sweetest thing ever! He’s putting in the effort. Kiri’s heart squeezed.
“Actually.....I forgot to mention that we speak Spanish hehe, but he knows that you’re Latina! And that dad is Japanese!” Bakugou couldn’t stop looking at her smile, it was literally the same as Kirishima's.
“I see, cariño. Bakugou, please take a seat so we can talk!”
“S-sure.” Talk?...TALK?
“Oh! Eijirou precioso, help me bring the food to the table por favor”
“Sí, mamá.” Kiri went behind her, and Bakugou did not feel like it was right
“CAN- can I help?” Shit, why is Bakugo so nervous? Get it together fucker!
“Don’t worry, Kat! You’re our guest!” Kiri said, and Bakugou just gave him the “Idiot, I’m trying to impress them! Let me help” look.
Well, he also didn’t want to be alone with Kirishima’s dad what if- Fuck! What if he interrogates him! So Kiri gave him a “Hahaha, you’re so cute, Kat, but Mom already cooked something! Please stay here” look and left them alone, ahh shit, with his dad who was looking at him with a friendly smile.
“Bakugou-kun! Eijirou talks about you a lot! I feel like I know you personally hahaha! Tell me, how’s school?”
Okay! Hell yeah, he can do that.
“Right now it’s harder…uh we have finals next week, but everything is going really well”
“Eijirou told us that you’re the first one in class midterms this year”
“Oh yes, last year I was third, but I studied a lot this year, uh, and Kirishima too!! He’s now in 9th place”
“Yes, we saw!! Thank you for helping him, Bakugou. We know that you tutor him every Tuesday! Ei tends to distract himself very easily, but he’s able to concentrate with you”
How does he respond to that?!
“Oh well... yeah, but Kirishima really puts a lot of effort into it so that’s the main reason he’s better now”
“Wow, son, you’re so manly! We’re so grateful that you’re helping him academically”
“¡LA COMIDA ESTÁ LISTA!” Kirishima’s mom came back with a whole buffet of what seemed to be traditional food. Kirishima came with ice cream.
“Here, Bakugou-kun.” She gave him his plate. It actually smelled amazing.
“Thank you.” They all were at the table, smiling at him. What the fuck, he’s going to become blind
“Try it, Kat! It’s delicious! It’s a traditional food from where my mom comes from. Bakugou started eating, and the flavor hit him. It’s delicious—it’s spicy too, he loves it.
“Wow! This is delicious, Ms. Kirishima.” Bakugou took another bite…wow
“Mamá, he likes it. I told you!”
“¡Oh, qué alivio! Ei told me that you liked spicy food, so I’m glad you like it, honey”
“Thank you. I would actually love to know the recipe.” Kiri smiled
“Mamá, en realidad, Katsuki is an amazing cook!”
“So I’ve heard! I really look forward to cooking something with you, Bakugou-kun!”
“Yes, uhh, me too”
After eating like royalty, they went to the living room and talked about the internships.
“Kiri cariño, why don’t you bring the album and the camera? I want to take a picture!”
“Okay!” Oh fuck now he’s alone with both of them
Fuck
“Bakugou kun, we actually wanted to talk with you alone”
Okay, they're probably going to warn him about not hurting Ei. Yes, they had to.
“We actually saw last year's sports festival.” fuck. Fucking hell. They saw THAT. That’s not a so-good impression. He literally was tied up and-
“To be honest, I was a bit scared of Ei falling in love with you at the beginning. You looked different, more like a super aggressive person. But after Ei came home and talked about you nonstop…about how much he liked you, or how nice you were to him. We realized that we were so wrong—you helped him study and actually understand school! Hahah, Ei was so excited to understand maths after studying with you. But Bakugou-kun, you helped him with something his dad and I were so worried about. He’s more confident in himself now. He’s smiling so much more, and I’m sure you know how sweet and sentimental Ei is. After all, he was devastated when those horrible villains kidnapped you. He cried a lot. We worried he’d choose to be a hero. But he was so happy when he got accepted to UA and made a really good friend days after. And more importantly, we were worried about him being hurt for being gay and not finding love or friends. But thank you, Bakugou, for loving him and being his friend and lover. Truly, gracias, sorry for doubting you at the beginning,” She said, bowing now. What the actual fuck. He doesn’t deserve this. He...he should be the one bowing to them for giving him Eijirou!
“He really loves you, Bakugou-kun. You’ve made him feel loved and stronger. We couldn’t be more grateful. So thank you so much.” Said his Kiri’s dad. What the actual fuck? Why are all of them angels?!
“Please don’t! You really don’t know how much your son helped ME. All the things I’ve done for him are not even half of the things he’s done for me. Ei is easily the best person I’ve ever met. He’s the one making me stronger. He’s the one who accepted me for who I am. And it’s okay…the sports festival showed a side of me that I’m trying to change. Ei is helping me little by little. And he’s never afraid to smile, he’s caring, he’s loving and cut- strong. I should be the one thanking you. For making him the way he is. I promise that I will take care of him with my damn life.” Bakugou stood up and bowed
“Thank you, Bakugou. That means a lot to us”
Kirishima’s mom stood up and hugged him.
“You’re such a sweet guy. Look at you, Chico guapooooo! No wonder Ei fell so hard for you!” she pinched his cheeks now (is...is this progress?) and hugged him again. Now that she’s close, he can see her. Like really see her, she’s probably smaller than Deku's mom. She has shark teeth and black hair, but her eyes were identical to Kirishima’s. Big and caring. She’s more tanned than Kiri and smells like tea. Bakugou doesn’t know how to show affection. In this case, he just says gracias.
“Mamá, I found the-“ Kiri was surprised to find his mom and dad hugging Bakugou, and his boyfriend didn’t look annoyed.
“¡Ei! ¡Perfecto! ¡Tomemos una foto!” His mom took the camera and gave it to her husband
“Yes, let’s take a picture!” His dad took a selfie stick and took the photo. Bakugou tried to smile.
“Now let’s show Bakugou-kun some old pics!”
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“And this is the house where I grew up.....Oh! And this is a pic of Eijirou’s first time at my parents' home all the way in (insert Latino country).” Bakugou was really paying attention—he wanted to know everything about Ei’s family culture. Now he knows why the house was full of traditional stuff and colors. Eijirou’s mom even wrote some recipes.
“This is a pic of Eijirou doing a traditional dance in a talent show in elementary school, aww look at you, Ei tan Precioso y pequeño”
“Mamá, let’s dance with Bakugou!”
“I don’t really dan-“ Kirishima turned the music on, and Bakugou had no other option, especially when Kiri’s parents were dancing too.
“I told you.” Kiri’s arms rested on Bakugou’s shoulders
“Hah?! told me what?”
“They were going to love you in 2 seconds.” he smiled.
“I.....I like them, they’re cool”
“My mom is scary when she’s mad tho, be careful if she’s wearing flip-flops around you”
“Noted.” Ei laughed
“I’m actually surprised that you didn’t curse today…you made an effort. Thank you.” the redhead hugged him in front of his parents—his mom just smiled at them, and he wrapped his arms around Kiri’s waist.
“Fuck you.” he whispered.
“You’re so sweet, Kat, you know…this was important to me too”
“Stop it”
“I love you”
“Fuck you”
Kiri laughed and kept dancing with Bakugou
“Teach me Spanish”
“Huh? Where did that come from? Why?”
“It sounds cool. I kinda want to curse in Spanish too, and I also want to learn more about your other culture”
“Really? Why? Kat, you don’t need to”
“Because it’s important for you and your family”
“Awww stop!!! You’re so sweet!”Kiri kisses him this time, even though Bakugou tried to stop him because “your fucking parents are literally next to us, asshole!” But…a kiss wouldn’t hurt. And Kiri’s mom absolutely did not take pictures, saying how “lindos” they were. Kiri smiled and kissed him because of course he loved pictures too.
The rest of the afternoon, they saw a famous movie in Spanish (with subs for Bakugou). Kiri mentioned to his mom that Bakugou was curious about her background. She went crazy talking about a lot of memories, like how Kiri’s dad lived with her for a long time in her country too.
Bakugou even cooked something for the family, which Kiri’s dad loved—so much so that he told him to visit more often. Kiri’s mom insisted on bringing Bakugou’s family next weekend. He tried to convince her that her mom was actually insane, but she said that there was no problem. Like hell, he would bring her! She would ruin everything! But Kiri’s mom called her anyway, and they became best friends in a sec. They’ll all have dinner together next weekend, amazing.
It was time to go to sleep now. Bakugou thought that he would sleep on the couch because of Ei’s parents, but Kiri told him that her mom would never allow that. They could sleep together.
“But I hope I don’t have to give you a proper talk about-“ she was interrupted.
“MAMÁ, stop, you don’t need to, por favor”
Bakugou and Kirishima blushed at the implications; Bakugou told her immediately that there was nothing to worry about. She just laughed, giving both of them a hug and a kiss on the cheek—though Kiri managed to get two.
“Buenas Noches~” she said before going to her room
“Sorry, that was embarrassing”
“It’s okay; the old hag has done worse implications.” Kiri laughed at that.
They just watched some Netflix before going to bed and cuddling.
“Thanks, Kat. Today was amazing; I’m so happy you like them”
“I’m happy they fucking like me; I really fucking wanted to have your parents' approval”
“Awwww, love you, Kat.” Kiri just nuzzled his face on Bakugou's chest
“Te amo Eijirou.” Bakugou smiled, knowing what he did
“WHAT? How did you?” He’s blushing ....cute
“I translated it when you were in the bathroom”
“That was a surprise attack! Not fair!”
“Whatever, Mi Amor.” smirk
“Stop!”