Work Text:
VRISKA: And for my next move…
VRISKA: I command the Dolorosa…
VRISKA: To kiss me!!!!
KANAYA: What
ERIDAN: WWHAT
VRISKA: If I roll well next time then you haaave to do it, Kanaya
ERIDAN: NO YOU DONT
VRISKA: It’s what the rules say, 8itch!!!!
KANAYA: Why Dont I Have A Say In This
VRISKA: 8ecause you’re 8eing mind controlled, stupid!
KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: Can I Just Say I Did It So I Dont Actually Have To Do It Physically
VRISKA: No. ::::)
ERIDAN: this game fuckin sucks
ERIDAN: if you do this kan your character is so fuckin dead
KANAYA: Ok
VRISKA: You’re not allowed to kill my slaves, Dualscar.
ERIDAN: i fuckin WWILL just wwatch me
Vriska rolls the dice and gets all 8’s on all 8 dice like she literally always does.
VRISKA: Oh wow! All 8’s I can’t 8elieve it!
ERIDAN: fuck you vvris
Eridan pulls out a toy rifle, highly resembling an earth nerf gun, and aims it at Kanaya.
VRISKA: C’mon, Eridan, don’t you think you’re t8king this a little too seriously?
ERIDAN: no
ERIDAN: this is all vvery in character
A foam bullet shoots out of the rifle and hits Kanaya right in the forehead.
KANAYA: Ah
KANAYA: I Am Dead Now
VRISKA: Ugh, now that the Dolorosa is dead Kanaya can’t roleplay with us anymore!
VRISKA: Fuck you, Eridan >::::(
ERIDAN: WWHATEVVER FUCK YOU TOO
ERIDAN: i was just reclaiming my rightful role as your kismesis
VRISKA: You weren’t reclaiming shit!
KANAYA: Ok Well
KANAYA: I Am Going To Leave Now
KANAYA: This Was Mildly Entertaining
KANAYA: And It Probably Would Have Been More Entertaining If I Had Not Died
VRISKA: W8, Kanaya! I never got my kiss.
VRISKA: Didn’t you see my amazing all 8 roll?
KANAYA: I Did
KANAYA: But I Am Dead Now So It Doesnt Matter
ERIDAN: heh noww you knoww howw it feels to get rejected
ERIDAN: wwhore
VRISKA: 8itch.