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Published:
2020-06-23
Updated:
2020-08-03
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19,450
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7/?
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Pickup Lines

Summary:

Cute, cheesy little romance fic. When Dream tries out his pickup lines on George, Sapnap takes notice and hatches a plan. this popped into my head on a walk and it wouldn’t stop nagging at me so I had to write this ;-;
took a lot of inspo from the fics Don’t Call Me Sweetheart by @passmethemolly and Seven Minutes in Heaven, but it’s Seven Days in Florida by @Ship_On_The_Sea. I can’t stop rereading either D: please go check them out!
“Hey, George?”
“Yeah, Dream?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“...You’re an idiot.”

Notes:

this first chapter is just to explain what the fic will be like and warnings and crap
sorry to get your hopes up, I just aLREADY WROTE OUT ALL THE TAGS OK
please forgive me D:

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Welcome to Pickup Lines!

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Welcome to Pickup Lines! I’m really excited to write this :D 

This is rated teen and up for language and maybe a few sexual jokes. There will be no smut. 

I’m so sorry that this isn’t a real chapter, please forgive me :( I’ll have the first one out ASAP! hopefully even by the end of today!

if you’re seeing this and I haven’t posted the real first chapter yet or I’m not done with the fic, please comment pickup lines I’m begging you I can only find so many online

With love, 

SatanicDoormat (but I prefer to go by Puff)