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Kit feels the need to expose the lies of Dean and Sam Winchester to make them stop acting like such idiots once they get to the afterlife. But they have to gather them first.
They snap their fingers and Dean, Sam, Mary, John, Cas, Crowley, Rowena, Charlie, Jody, Claire, Alex, Bobby, and Jack appear.
Dean: Where the Hell are we?
Sam: I don't know.
Bobby: Boys?
Dean: Bobby?
Sam: Bobby!
John: Mary?
Mary: John. It's me.
John: Mary!
John: Boys.
Sam and Dean: Dad.
Cas: What's going on guys?
Charlie: Yeah don't leave us out of the loop.
Rowena: That would be very rude.
Crowley: Mother?
Rowena: Fergus.
Dean: Hey guys.
Jack: Dean where are we?
Dean: I don't know Jack.
Kit: Alright everyone settle down. My name is Kit, and I brought you here.
Dean: Why did you bring us here? Amd Where the Hell is here>
Kit: A pocket dimension movie theater of my own. And because we are going to be watching the lives of one Sam and Dean Winchester.
Dean: Ughhhhhhhhghhhhhh.
Sam: Why?
Kit: To expose all of your life's secrets so yall stop being such thick headed idiots. And because I think it's fun.
Sam: Can we opt out?
Kit: No. Now sit down so we can start.