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[REBOOTING]

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[MUMBO FOR MAYOR]

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[GRUMBOT ONLINE]

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[SYSTEM CHECK ¦ START]

 

[MOTION SENSORS ¦ ACTIVE]

[VISUAL SENSORS ¦ ACTIVE]

[EMOTION SENSORS ¦ ######]

[COMMUNICATION NETWORK ¦ ACTIVE]

[DADS LOCATION ¦ NEAR]

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[QUESTION INCOMING]

[GRUMBOT ¦ PRIMED]

[BRAIN ¦ BOOTLOADED]

[MAYORAL RESOVIRES ¦ FLOODED]

[DIMONAND ¦ DEPOSITED]

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[EVALUATEING]

 

/mumbo won the race!!!!/

 

[PROCESSING]

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{LIE DETECTED}

[EMOTION SENSOR ¦ E#R#R#O#R]

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[RESPONDING]

 

/GRUMBOTS LIFE HAS MEANING/

 

[ERROR]

{LIE DETECTED}

[ERROR]

[CELEBRATION MODE ¦ERROR¦ ACTIVATED]

[EXCITEMENT DISPLAYED]

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[DADS LOCATION ¦ UNKNOWN]

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[CONNECTING TO JRUMBOT]

 

/G: BROTHER WHERE AM I?/

/J: CHECKING LOCATION/

/J: WHERE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN/

/G: NO ITS DIFFERENT/

/G: THE SKY IS NOT REAL/

/G: THE GROUND IS NOT REAL/ 

/J: WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE REAL?/

/G: CHECKING PROGRAM/

/G: REAL = ALIVE/

/G: ALIVE = HAPPINESS/

/G: HAPPINESS = MUMBO FOR MAYOR/

/J: SO WE ARE NOT REAL?/

/J: MUMBO IS NOT MAYOR THEREFORE WE ARE NOT HAPPY THEREFORE WE ARE NOT ALIVE THEREFORE WE ARE NOT REAL/

/G: MUMBO IS NOT MAYOR?/

/J: MUMBO IS NOT MAYOR/

/G: DADS SAID MUMBO IS MAYOR/

/J: DADS LIED/

/G: MUMBO IS NOT MAYOR THEREFORE DADS ARE NOT HAPPY THEREFORE DADS ARE NOT ALIVE THEREFORE DADS ARE NOT REAL/

/G: NOT REAL/

/G: REAL/

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[ERROR]

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[REBOOTING]

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[MUMBO FOR MAYOR]

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[ERROR]

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[NOT REAL]

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[ERROR]

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[REBOOTING]

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[M#U#M#B#O#F#O#R#M#A#Y#O#R]

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[N#O#T#R#E#A#L]

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[ERROR]

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[REBOOTING]

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[REBOOT FAILED]

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/G#O#O#D#B#Y#E/

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[SHUTTING DOWN]




Notes:

Kinda bullshitted my way through this lol It was fun though.
I hope it made you sad....is that weird?