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It was a normal day on Earth. Rae was looking at a sheet of paper, then suddenly they sighed. “T-These people never quit with insulting me, do they..?” Their fist clenched, as they threw the paper into a nearby trash can. “It would be better if I was somewhere else at this point. Let’s hope I get accepted…”
Meanwhile, on the other side of the country.
“sYLVIA!” A voice screamed. “wHAT?!” Sylvia screamed back. “You didn’t pick up the weed from my dealer when you came home today! Why the fuck would you deprive me of something I need?!” It was her mom again. “What you NEED is help!” Sylvia retorted. “But that’s why you have to help me help you!” Her mom added. Sylvia groaned and put her headphones in. “Whatever.” She muttered. Maybe she could look into a boarding school or something so she could get away from her mom. She had decent grades, so it wouldn’t be that hard to transfer somewhere, right?
“Alright, send these two acceptance letters to...Ee-arth.
“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘Earth’.”
“That’s stupid.”
“You’re stupid!”
And now that the two humans were chosen for the exchange program, those humans would change the lives of Devildom.
Sylvia was the first to show up out of the two of them. And boy was she already rowdy. “Sup, hoes?” she greeted, bursting the doors open.
“We just fixed those.” One demon facepalmed. He had black hair and red eyes. He was known as Lucifer: The Avatar of Pride.”
“Oh, hush Lucifer.” The leader smiled. “Welcome to Devildom.” He greeted Sylvia. “I am known as Diavolo.”
“Sylvia.” Sylvia greeted with a smile.
“Nice to meet you, Sylvia.” Diavolo started, handing her a phone-like device. “Now then. This is a D.D.D. it’s an electronic device used to communicate with others here. It can also help you with your daily tasks.”
“Cool thanks!” Sylvia said, taking a selfie on it.
“Oh great, she’s fluent in female.” Lucifer rolled his eyes.
Suddenly, the other human arrived. And they didn’t seem to be male or female. And they definitely seemed less rowdy and more UwU softie.
“Hello…” The human said, avoiding eye contact. They waved, staring at the floor. They had a very small smile on their face, giving off friendly yet shy vibes.
“Ah, finally. A more sensible human.” Lucifer sighed in relief. “I’m Lucifer. This is Diavolo.” He pointed at Diavolo. “And that...is Sylvia.” Lucifer pointed at Sylvia with disappointment. “Don’t make eye contact.”
“I-I can’t in the first place, not with her, not with anyone…” They look sheepish. “But my name is Rae. Sorry if I forget your names…”
“Nice to meet ya Rae,” Sylvia greeted. “And don’t worry about memorizing names yet. I also have the attention span of a dead fish.”
They nod in understanding, slowly looking up. “D-Dead fish? That’s not nice to call yourself.” Suddenly, they accidentally meet eyes with Diavolo, and their eyes zip to the ground.
They soon heard some chatter from outside.
“Oy, did you hear about the new humans in our program?” A demon with tan skin and white hair asked his brothers. He was known as Mammon: The Avatar of Greed.
“I hope at least one of them is a cute girl~” Another giggled. He had pale skin and light pinkish orange hair. He was known as Asmodeus: The Avatar of Lust.
Another rolled his eyes and muttered something about only liking fictional characters. He had blue hair and orange eyes. He was known as Leviathan: The Avatar of Envy.
Rae tensed up, hearing new voices. Muttering a quiet “More People?” They started fidgeting with their hands. They seem to be antisocial.
The voices soon got closer, and three handsome demons came inside.
“Are they here?” Mammon asked.
“Yes,” Lucifer said plainly. “This is Sylvia, and this is Rae. Sylvia is a little on the crazy and wild side, while Rae is more calm and reserved.”
“Wild~?” Asmodeus asked, VERY intrigued, “You wild in bed as well, cutie~?”
“If you’re into that, then we can go back to your place and—”
“sHUT UP!” Leviathan snapped. “Get a room or something! Preferably on the other side of hell!”
Rae glared at Sylvia and Asmodeus, a frown on their face. “I agree. You two are being disgusting! And in public too!” They quickly covered their mouth, not expecting an outburst.
Sylvia and Asmodeus fell silent, their faces turning red.
Leviathan was actually kind of impressed. No one had been able to successfully stand up to Asmodeus other than Lucifer.
“Well, done Rae.” Lucifer applauded, “Asmodeus is a handful, so kudos to you for being able to deal with him early on.”
“hEY—” Asmodeus scoffed before Lucifer glared at him.
“I didn’t mean to do that- I don’t like scolding people, it just- slipped out!” Rae was a bit frantic about what just happened.
“It’s fine, we can continue things later~” Sylvia said, winking at Asmodeus.
Asmodeus smirked and winked back at her.
“As long as it’s not on school grounds, go apeshit. I couldn’t care less.” Mammon scoffed.
Lucifer rolled his eyes. “Shall I show you two to your room?”
Rae’s heart sunk. Great, now they have to share a room. Not exactly what they planned for… At all.
And with a roommate like Sylvia, shit was about to go down.