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Takashi Shirogane's Lucky Bucket List
(Or the list of things I would like to do or see happen with my current string of luck...
... even if they are completely, and utterly impossible.)
One – An entire day where Keith and Lance don't end up wanting to kill each other because the other said something to set them off. I'm tired of having to step in and run interference.
Two – That the Kerberos mission never failed, although this would involve time travel, which in turn would mean finding a mad scientist willing enough to create a time machine.
Three – Speaking of mad scientists, finding one that is willing and capable of growing back lost limbs, preferably with as little pain or repercussions as possible.
Four – Finding Pidge's dad and brother in no particular order.
Five – I also hope Keith never finds out I can't sleep because of the nightmares. I don't know how he'd handle that.
Six – Seeing my entire family and all of them knowing I'm not actually dead.
Seven – Never, ever having to explain the birds and the bees to Keith. I am not looking forward to said conversation.
Eight – An entire week where Lance doesn't attempt to hit on pretty girls, so in turn, I don't have to censor his words and actions so that again, and yet again ... I don't have to explain the birds and bees to Keith, let alone other things I really don't want to explain.
Nine – That Allura will handle any female problems that arise with Pidge. That's almost as bad as trying to explain the birds and the bees to Keith.
Ten – Finding Keith's mother.
Eleven – Hoping Keith's mother doesn't kill me after I do.
Twelve – And hoping Pidge doesn't get the bright idea that I should for some reason marry Keith's mother.
Thirteen – To dump Slav into a volcano, for there must be in his infinite number of probable worlds or whatever he calls them the world where I do indeed drop him into a volcano for making me go mentally insane. One of these days it is going to happen. ... Maybe I should make it look like he fell into the propulsion exhaust.
Fourteen – To see Lance hit on a girl, only for him to find out said person isn't a girl.
Fifteen – To have a chance to go to the space mall like the others did. It's been awhile since I've done something normal.
Sixteen – To feed Lance Kaltenecker without him knowing and then watch the other paladins try to figure out who ate Lance's pet cow. I'd involve every single paladin in it somehow. I just don't know how I'll have each one involved yet. I hate that cow almost as much as I hate Slav.
Seventeen – The power to bring Slav and Kaltenecker back from the dead because I'm really not that cruel. ... Oh wait, I'm not that cruel so that wouldn't be an issue. No problem.
Eighteen – To finish watching every single Anime episode I missed while I was not on Earth.
Nineteen – To cosplay with Keith as characters from Garen Lagran again even though he will likely try to kill me.
Twenty – To have a very nice, long vacation where I'm not having to act like a parent to a bunch of teenagers even though I'm still a teen myself.