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“But Hannah already has a girlfriend!” Akko was trying to talk some sense into Amanda. It wasn’t working. It was a Friday, and they were relaxing in the Green Team’s dorm. Amanda was preparing to go out and romantically pursue Hannah. Akko was trying to be the sane one here.
“So? I’ll do ‘em both.” They shrugged, buttoning up their suit. Slicking back their hair, they looked completely androgynous.
“That’s impossible!” Akko practically yelled. “How would that even work?!”
“If my parents can share a hot secretary, Han and Barbs can share me.” They got up and started heading for the door.
“You’re insane!” A Stanbot called after them. But it was futile. Amanda was going to do the one thing all of Luna Nova had the sense not to do. They were going to hit on Hannah. With Barbara on the same side of campus.
Amanda O’Neil wasn’t stupid. They knew that Hannah and Barbara were inseparable. They couldn’t push just one up against a wall and kiss them. They would have to do them both. At the same time.
When they first came out as lesbian, their father had givin them Lessons in Getting the Girl. That is where the current plan originated. They had seen their father pull it off once before.
Their targets rounded a corner.
Now it was time to execute Phase One.
Amanda approached the pair. “What?” Barbara looked annoyed at the interruption.
“Did it hurt when you two fell out of the sky?” Amanda smirked and did their signature Finger Gunz. But it didn’t work. Barbara looked offended.
“Really? Hannah was just involved in a broom accident and you have the audacity to ask if it hurt?” Barbara was full-on mad now. “She fell from-”
A sensible person would’ve concluded that this wasn’t the time. But Amanda decided to dig their grave deeper. “I’ll take that as a yes then.” Chuckling, they shifted their attention to the injured witch. “You good Boo?” They smirked and winked. A powerful combination.
The suit Amanda was wearing was the same one that they wore to Appleton. And it was obviously doing things to poor Hannah. After a literal minute of staring, she answered. “Um… Yeah.” She blushed. “I’m good. Just fine, really.” Her attempt at hiding her blush was obvious and adorable.
Time to send it or die trying. They caressed Hannah’s cheek. “Oh. That’s good to know.” Now was where most people made a fatal error. Most would lean in for a kiss right there, but Amanda was smarter than that. They threaded their other hand through Barbara’s hair. Now Amanda had the pair right where they wanted them. In a state of gay panic.
“Would you ladies like to come to the club with me tomorrow night?” Another smirk and a wink. Both Hannah and Barbara were blushing.
“Um-”
“Uh-”
“Er-”
“I-”
“Uh-”
“We-”
They could see the gears in their heads grind to a halt. The close contact was working. “So that’s a yes?”
The pair of women in their arms nearly fainted. Barbara was swooning, Hannah was blushing, and Amanda was the cause of it all.
“Let’s get you two to the nurse.” The trio started walking. Amanda was in the middle, with their arms over Hannah and Barbara’s shoulders. Amanda didn’t have shades on, but the way they were smirking was almost enough to put a pair on.