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Unknown:
why is mr parker such an asshole
Me:
i dunno why is mr parker such an asshole
Unknown:
i dunno why hes such an asshole
Unknown:
thats why im asking you, asshole
Me:
i dont know any mr parker
Me:
asshole
Unknown:
you arent ashton??
Me:
i dont know an ashton either
Unknown:
asshole gave me the wrong number
Me:
u like the word asshole
Unknown:
i do
Unknown:
asshole
Unknown:
mr parker is still an asshole
Me:
i still dont know mr parker
Me:
why are you still texting me we covered that i wasnt ashton
Unknown:
im bored
Unknown:
and mr parker is an asshole
Unknown:
im bored in an asshole
Unknown:
shit
Unknown:
in a asshole’S CLASS
Unknown:
hi
Me:
r u in mr parkers class
Unknown:
LOOK WHO COMES CRAWLING BACK
Unknown:
I THOUGHT YOU DIED
Me:
no im alive
Me:
its just been a week since we texted so if u have a repetitive schedule, youll be in mr parkers class right?
Unknown:
correct
Unknown:
and slightly creepy
Me:
sorry
Unknown:
u r actually correct. im just not in class. i took day off bc of hangover
Me:
its wednesday
Unknown:
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME
Unknown:
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
Unknown:
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO QUESTION MY LIFE CHOICES
Me:
calum
Unknown:
HOW DARE YOU
Unknown:
what
Me:
my name is calum
Unknown:
oh
Unknown:
michael