Chapter Text
"MUST BE NICE"
ATSUMU
Meeting the Family
Atsumu pestering Osamu to go shop with him because
"I'm meeting Shou-kun's family formally next week, I need to look my best! They have to think I'm a great catch!"
"'Tsumu you have a freakin' million clothes just choose from those!"
"No!"
Atsumu bringing a ton of stuff from Hyogo to give to Hinata's parents.
And almost instantly makes a fool of himself in front of them when he introduces himself as "Hi, I'm your future-son-in-law"
"Ah, okay, but what is your name?"
"Ah, Hina-Miya Atsumu"
Atsumu calling Osamu saying
"'Ya wouldn't believe it, Sumu. Shou-kun's mom's cooking tastes better than yers!"
"Really?! Bring some home!"
"No!"
"I literally helped ya look presentable"
"Ugh, fine."
Atsumu having a tea party with Natsu and her dolls.
He lets her play with his hair and reads her bedtime stories.
The first time Natsu tells him "You're gonna be my 'Tsumu onii-chan when you marry Shouyo onii-chan, right?" he cried.
Later that night, he made Natsu call him onii-chan again so he can record it and send it to Osamu.
"Ya hear that, 'Sumu? I'm an onii-chan!"
Meeting the Friends (outside the court):
Kageyama acting like he's Hinata's dad saying that he approves as long as it wouldn't disrupt Hinata's game saying
"I don't care about he's studies, we all know boke's boke anyway!"
He made Atsumu swear with his right hand on a volleyball.
Yamaguchi and Yachi being their number one fans, calling themselves the presidents of the 'Atsuhina Fanclub'.
Atsumu swears these two will get the best seats at his and Hinata's wedding.
"It will happen, Sumu! I don't plan on letting Shou-kun go!"
Tanaka and Nishinoya being the protective senpais-slash-big bros they are saying,
"If you make Hinata cry we swear we will hunt you down and kick your ass!"
They also interrogated him trying to know what he did to have so many fangirls.
"Is it because of the hair? Should I go blonde?"
"Ryu, you're bald."
"Shut up! I'm not bald!"
Asahi being an uncle saying, "Don't worry Dadchi, Atsumu loves Hinata too much! He wouldn't hurt him. I trust you Atsumu!" with Atsumu calling Osamu later that day saying "Ya know that Samurai guy? Turns out he's not as scary as he looks! He's so cool!"
Kinoshita and Narita getting flashbacks of scary Atsumu with the killer serves during their nationals match but slowly getting fond of him when they realize Atsumu's actually a pretty funny guy. Atsumu happily shows them how to do his serves.
Tsukki acting like he doesn't care saying, "I don't care at least Hinata's gonna be less annoying now since he has you to annoy instead of me--us!" but whispering "do something sketchy to him and I swear I'll end you" as soon as their alone.
Ennoshita acting like a big brother saying "As the next captain I need to make sure my members are safe. What is your intention with our Hinata? Are you 100% committed to this relationship? What are your long term plans?"
Sugamomma being a supportive mom saying "I've started sailing this ship when you said you'd toss to him one day. I'm so happy for you guys!" and joining the Atsuhina Fanclub.
Atsumu swore he'd get a great seat at their wedding.
Dadchi greeting Atsumu with a smile but almost crashing his hand when they shook hands whispering "You're too pretty to be in jail so don't try and hurt Hinata" while still smiling.
"Yes sir! I'll protect him with my life, sir!" He said will giving a salute.
Atsumu getting scared of Kenma saying "He doesn't seem to like me" to Hinata.
Hinata just laughs and reassures him saying "Don't worry 'Tsumu, Kenma just looks like that but he's a really nice guy!" not knowing that the reason why Atsumu was scared of Kenma was because Kenma told him he'll have Kuroo hunt him down if he ever hurt Hinata.
"Hey Kenma! Don't make it sound like I'm a bad person but yea, hurt our Chibi-chan and you'll see how bad it is being on our bad side."
"Not a single tear, ya hear me?"
Up until this day Atsumu still checks the underside of his bed for Kenma and Kuroo.
Atsumu not understanding anything when he first met Lev and Inuoka because they seem to be speaking an entirely different language???
"Lev! Inuoka! This is my boyfriend Atsumu, @$%&^%%$#%^&***#@!!!"
"Ah, hello there Atsumu-san! @$%&#? @##$&+@#$$!!!!"
"@#$%%^^^&&&^^$#@?"
Atsumu: ???
but they seemed nice.
Atsumu fearing for his life when he met Aone.
"Don't worry, sir! I'll never hurt him! I'll protect him with my life! Should someone fire a bullet at him, I'll jump to catch it! I'll also catch a grenade for him! I love him!"
Aone, confused as to why this blonde man is so pale and is sooo close to fainting, just nods in approval.
Atsumu still faints.
Atsumu asking Hinata "Just how many fathers do ya have, babe? This is like the sixth father I'm meeting" when he met Bokuto.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! I see that you're the one dating my number one disciple! Tsum-tsum was it?"
"Ah, Atsumu. Miya Atsumu."
"You wouldn't mind me, the father of the one you're dating, to call you Tsum-tsum, right?"
"Ah... yes, sir! No problem!" Atsumu said nervously.
"Good, good. Now, Tsum-tsum, Let's see how manly you are, come have an arm-wrestling match with me!"
Meanwhile, Akaashi and Hinata just stands at the corner, watching the two arm wrestle, laughing at how "Bokuto-san just went from being your sensei to your father, Hinata."
HINATA
Meeting the Family
Atsumu and Osamu's parents instantly falling in love with Hinata, calling every friend and extended family member they have so they can introduce Hinata to them saying, "Hey, this is our son-in-law! Look how cute he is! He's gonna be a Miya soon!"
Osamu instantly liking Hinata, exchanging recipes with him, and actually enjoying Hinata's cooking because "He's such a great cook, 'Tsumu! He's like the brother I never had"
"Hey! I'm the brother ya do have, ya ass!"
"Ya yer right, he's the brother I wish I had."
Meeting the Friends (outside the court):
Hinata meeting the Inarizaki VBC and the first thing they ask him is, "WHY HIM?!" second is if he's okay and "are yer 120% Atsumu here didn't gave yer a love potion or somethin'? Do ya want us to accompany ya to have yer eyes checked? Is he threatening ya? Come on ya can tell us!" they all asked, forming a circle around Hinata, later on, they all thanked Atsumu for "Bringing an Angel into our lives, how you managed to make him fall in love with you since you're the devil and he's an angel, we'll never know" when:
They saw Kita smile... and then laugh while talking to Hinata. A sight that can only be witnessed once every blue moon by the ones blessed by the gods. But here he is laughing, clutching his stomach with tears brimming from his eyes, because of something Hinata said. Or actioned, Hinata likes to tell stories with his hands.
They saw Suna, the guy who's never interested in anything and is always on his phone 24/7 put his phone down ("OH WOW NOW HE ACTUALLY PUT HIS FREAKIN' PHONE DOWN! WHAT THE HECK! AND THERE I WAS ALMOST DYING WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD AND FREAKIN' SUNARIN DECIDED TO HELP BY DOING NOTHING! AND KEPT PLAYING ON HIS PHONE" an angry Atsumu screams in the background) just so he can listen to what Hinata is telling. He also asked Hinata for a selfie which prompted everyone to also ask if they can also have a photo with the boy.
They saw Omimi get flustered when Hinata went up to talk to him.
"Remember me, Omimi-san? You blocked my spike when we played during Nationals. Wow, you're so tall! So cool!" Hinata said. Looking up at the man who's 27 centimeters taller than him.
"He's so tiny. I don't know but I suddenly have this sudden urge to just... protect him." He told Atsumu as soon as Hinata leaves to talk to the others.
"Ya, He I-Hey! Stop looking at me like that Omimi-san! I don't plan on ever hurting him!"
They saw Akagi approach Hinata first, something that is very rare because although Akagi is a very nice person he has a tendency to get shy around new people. He offers to help Hinata with his receives which earns himself one of Hinata's brighter-than-the-sun kind of smile.
"Uwah! You're so cool, Akagi-san!" Hinata comments after Akagi shows him a perfect serve receive.
Akagi was a blushing mess.
Aran just stands at the corner, smiling. Seeing this version of Atsumu, he can't help but think about the past Atsumu; the one who is a... well, a jerk.
"Is this really Atsumu? The guy who's a jerk to everyone? The guy who calls everyone a scrub? The guy who looks down on everyone who can't hit his tosses? The guy who says he doesn't care whether people like him or not? Wow."
He is speechless.
He cannot believe what he is seeing.
He thanks whatever god it is that brought Hinata to their lives--to Atsumu's life.
So this is what love does to people, huh?
Must be nice.
He smiles.