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“Oh you must be Katsuki’s friend, Kirishima,”
“That’s me,” Eijirou said “Nice to meet you Mrs. Bakugou,”
“It’s good to finally meet you. Katsuki has said, so much about you, and please call me Mitsuki,”
Bakugou said they were going to his room till dinner time to play video games, and dragged Eijirou up there
“So,” Eijirou said while beating Bakugou at Mario cart “you haven’t told your parents that we are dating?”
“I haven’t even told them I like dudes. They’ll probably say pansexual is a fake sexuality,”
“Oh ok,” Eijirou said “I haven’t told my family either,”
“That we are dating, or you like dudes?” Bakugou said as he picked up a blue shell
“Both,” Eijirou said “I just afraid they said that’ll I was gay the whole time, and that I finally admitted it,”
“Didn’t your brother catch you having sex with Mina?” Bakugou asked
“Yeah, god I almost died of embarrassment when he said he heard us. Though you know how older people are. I don’t think that they would kick me out, or be mean to me. I don’t think they would mean any offense, but...”
“Yeah I think it would be the same with my parents,” Bakugou said “They wouldn’t mean anything by it, but they would just be weird about it,”
“Hey babe,” Eijrou said from their family room
“Yeah,” Katsuki yelled from their room
“Guess what,”
“What,” Katsuki said
“We are ranked above Midoriya and Todoroki in best pro hero friendships,”
“By how many,” Katsuki said as he made his way to the family room
“We are number two, and they are number five,”
“Who are the bastards in front of us?”
“Hawks, and Mirko are number one,” Eijrou informed him
“That’s bullshit,” Katsuki said “we’re way better friends then them,”
“Babe we aren’t exactly friends,” Eijrou laughed
“Yeah we are, you’re my best friend,” Katsuki said and kissed him “You think any of those other losers are my best friends,”
“I don’t suck my other friends’ dicks,” Eijirou laughed
“Fair point,” Katsuki said “what do you want for dinner?”
“Here you go,” Katsuki said as he dropped off some spring rolls on Eijrou’s desk “you forgot your lunch today, so I grabbed them on the way back from my shift at that place you like,”
“Aww thanks, I love you bro,” Eijirou said “ you’re so manly,”
“Love you too, or whatever,” Katsuki said with a slight blush
“Wow you two are such good friends,” the sidekick Ember Phenix who sat next to him said “I wished I had a friend who brought me lunch,”
Kaminari who sat in front of him just snicker “Yeah you guys are such good friends that you s-“
“Shut up Kaminari,” Eijirou said with a blush
“Why’s are you yelling at me?” Kaminari fiend innocences “all I was going to say that you two share a apartment,”
“The same way you, and Shinsou share an apartment,”
“Because Shinsou, and I are ultra besties,” Kaminari joked with ample sarcasm.
“Ground Zero how do you feel about reaching the top five,”
“Disappointed that it isn’t number one,” he answered with a scoff
“Mr. Ground Zero who is you’re plus one today?” A reporter asked as he made his way inside for the JP hero rankings.
“Red Riot is my plus one,” Katsuki answered and Eijirou waved when he heard his name
“Ground Zero,” an other reporter said “when did you decide to go with Red Riot, and not a date?”
“Hun? I was always planning on bringing him. I wasn’t even considering bringing anyone else,” Katsuki said, and then him and Eijirou walked into the building.
“Well you heard it here first folks! Ground Zero didn’t bring a date for the JP hero rankings, and withheld his tradition of bringing his friend Red Riot as his plus one,”
“Are you here to pick up Kurose?” The preschool teacher asked
“Yeah,” Katsuki said “her dad usually picks her up, but her younger brother has a fever,”
“Are you on the pick up form,”
“Yes I should be,” he said “my name is Bakugou Katsuki,”
“How’s Ryuji?” His daughter asked
“He’s doing better. His fever has gone down,”
“Sign here sir, and then you’re good to go,” the preschool teacher said
“Thanks, errr have a good day,” Katsuki said, and walked off with his daughter
“Who was that?” An assistant asked “doesn’t Kurose usually get pick up by her dad pick her up,”
“The man said that Kurose little brother has a fever, and her dad looking over him. Must have been a family friend, or something,”
“Ground Zero what do you have to say about the rumors that you are in a relationship with Miss Illusion after you two were seen at a cafe together?” A reporter asked
“Miss Illusion? You think I’m with her?” Katsuki asked looking a little offended “we aren’t in a relationship,”
“Aww babe are you cheating on me with Miss. Illusion?” Eijirou joked, and elbowed his husband in the ribs “though I do have to say you have good taste,”
“Babe?” The reporter said like she was hearing Mars was teal
“Yeah?” Eijirou said like it was obvious “He is my husband. We have been married for seven years,”
“Did no one know that we were married,” Katsuki asked
The reporter’s mouth feel to the ground to the street. Her eye shoot to sized of flying saucers.
“Are you Ok Ma’am,” Eijirou asked the shocked reporter
“I have to tell all of Japan! This is Earth shattering,” She yelled, and sprinted off at top speed.
“Did no one know we were together,” Katsuki asked Eijirou clearly confused
“I don’t know?” Eijirou said “did they think we were just like super best friends?”
“Yeah we just platonically live together, cook for each other, sleep in the same bed, be each other’s date for everything, and raise kids with each other, for the last fourteen years,” Katsuki laughed
“To be fair,” Eijirou said “we did do a lot of those things platonically,”
“That’s, because we are fucking dumb,” Katsuki said