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Hinata Shouyou added Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, and Yachi Hitoka

Tsukishima Kei: why?

Hinata Shouyou: just listen for a moment

Yachi Hitoka: i don't like where this is going..

Hinata Shouyou: hear me out

Hinata Shouyou: wait, everyone needs to be here for this

Yamaguchi Tadashi: present!

Hinata Shouyou: ok, where is Kageyama?

Kageyama Tobio: here

Hinata Shouyou: hold on a sec

Hinata Shouyou changed their name to Hinata

Hinata changed Kageyama Tobio to Kageyama

Hinata changed Tsukishima Kei to Tsukishima

Hinata changed Yamaguchi Tadashi to Yamaguchi

Hinata changed Yachi Hitoka to Yachi

Hinata: much better

Tsukishima: what now?

Hinata: i have an idea

Kageyama: no

Hinata: it'll be great

Tsukishima: no it will not

Yamaguchi: wait, i wanna hear this

Tsukishima: shut up, Yamaguchi

Yamaguchi: sorry, Tsukki

Yachi: i'm listeneing, go on

Hinata: ok

Hinata: i feel like i'm having a mid-life crisis at age 15

Yachi: huh?

Hinata and I was like "what am i gonna do?" then i thought of something

Hinata: i have a proposition for each and every one of us

Hinata: after watching Stand By Me and IT, i have come to the conclusion that i want to be a teen like them

Yamaguchi: umm can you explain a bit more?

Hinata: that's the thing, i'm not sure how to explain other than being a 'troubled teen' but that's not the entirety of it

Kageyama: and what does that have to do with the rest of us?

Hinata: usually in movies with those kinds of teens, there are five of them

Tsukishima: no

Hinata: w a i t

Tsukishima: i'm not doing that

Hinata: we don't have to copy them but can we at least have our own little group and go on tiny adventures and keep secrets from the world?

Yamaguchi: that sounds kind of fun actually

Yamaguchi: i'm in

Yachi: same

Hinata: i knew you two would get me

Hinata: Kageyama? (;﹏;)

Kageyama: i don't know about this...

Hinata: (ToT)

Kageyama: alright, fine

Hinata: YAY

Hinata: Tsukishima?

Tsukishima: no

Hinata: Tsukki :(

Yamaguchi: Tsukki :(

Yachi: Tsukki :(

Tsukishima: ...

Tsukishima: fine

Hinata changed the chat name to Troubled Teens

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Tsukishima: what are we supposed to do to be 'troubled' teens?

Hinata: i dunno, get in wild situations together

Hinata: first we gotta get closer

Yachi: Hinata is right! if we're gonna do this, we have to become closer

Hinata: yeah! like what's your darkest secret?

Tsukishima: there's no way i'm telling my darkest secret

Hinata: ok, then just tell any secret

Hinata: i'll go first

Hinata: i actually have a lot of money saved up for no reason, i just don't like spending money

Yamaguchi: wait, how much?

Hinata: idk, last time it checked ¥20,726

Yamauchi: and when exactly was the last time you checked?

Hinata: i think last year

Yamaguchi: so what are the chances the number has gone up dramatically?

Hinata: very likely, but counting money is too much work

Yachi: i put ranch dressing on my pizza

Tsukishima: you W H A T ?

Yachi: l i s t e n it tastes really good

Kageyama: i can squirt milk out of my eye

Tsukishima: ...i've heard enough for one day

Yamaguchi: no Tsukki, stay

Tsukishima: fine

Tsukishima: but you guys better not tell anyone this

Tsukishima: EVER

Hinata: we promise

Tsukishima: ok

Tsukishima: i often watch a lot makeup video and buy a lot of makeup

Kageyama: h u h ?

Yamaguchi: i...wasn't expecting that

Yachi: do you, like, practice makeup on yourself

Tsukishima: yes

Hinata: that's so cool!

Tsukishima: wait, really?

Hinata: hell yeah!

Tsukishima: oh

Hinata: what, did you think we'd insult you or something?

Tsukishima: something like that, yeah

Hinata: silly Tsukki, this is a judge free zone

Kageyama: Yamaguchi didn't go yet

Yamaguchi: ok, my turn

Yamaguchi: i'm bisexual

Yachi: woah! i thought i was the only one

Hinata: same!

Kageyama: are all of us bisexual?

Tsukishima: i'm pansexual, actually

Yamaguchi: omg

Yachi: thank you for telling us, Yamaguchi!

Hinata: that was very brave of you!

Yamaguchi: (^^ゞ)

Hinata: do we all feel closer yet?

Tsukishima: a bit, yeah

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Hinata: ok, next step on getting closer is...

Hinata: complimenting each other!

Kageyama: did you look up steps?

Hinata: no, but that's a good idea!

Hinata: i'll start by complimenting each one of you

Hinata: starting with Yachi

Yachi: yay!

Hinata: Yachi, you're such a hard worker and i'm really glad you're our manager

Hinata: also, your skin looks really soft

Yachi: (≧∀≦ゞ

Hinata: Kageyama, your serves are amazing and your sets are the most perfect sets i've ever spiked

Hinata: mostly because my past setter was not really a setter but still-

Hinata: if i remembered that i have a ridiculous amount of money saved up, i would most definitely buy you all the milk you want

Kageyama: ...all the milk i want?

Hinata: yes

Hinata: Yamaguchiiii

Hinata: your serves are amazing too! i get really excited to see them

Hinata: i want to connect your freckled with a marker so i can make constellations

Hinata: you remind me of stars

Yamaguchi: omg-

Hinata: Tsukishima, even though i'm jealous of your height and we didn't really get along before,

Hinata: I'm really glad we have the chance to become closer because tbh you're an awesome person

Hinata: and i really want to see you wearing makeup, i bet you'd look really nice

Tsukishima: oh..uh...thanks

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Yachi: i'll go next

Yachi: Hinata, it's really amazing how you're so nice to everyone you meet

Yachi: even your rivals and i just think that's really admirable

Yachi: and you don't need to be jealous of Tsukki's height when your jumps makeup for your height

Yachi: i enjoy seeing the look on people's faces when they see you jump for the first time

Hinata: thank youuu

Yachi: Kageyama, even though you really intimidated me when i first met you,

Yachi: you're actaully really adorable, like???

Yachi: i don't think people would think of you to be the type of person that buys a carton of milk every day

Yachi: it's not even a carton, it'd a juice box with milk in it

Yachi: once i saw the vending machine accidentally give you two and you had the happiest look on your face

Kageyama: i like milk (・・；)

Yachi: yes, i know

Yachi: Yamaguchi,

Yachi: if you were a box of crayons, you'd be the giant name-brand one with the built-in sharpener

Yachi: that's just how amazing you are

Yachi: you're really kind to everyone and I bet when you sneeze, glitter flies everywhere

Yamaguchi: that's an odd accusation but i will try to sneeze glitter just for you

Yachi: that'd be the best thing ever

Yachi: Tsukishima, for some reason whenever i imagine you i imagine a teddy bear

Yachi: i think you'd give the best hugs ever existed

Tsukishima: would i? i don't necessarily hug people

Yachi: !!!! there's only one way to find out!

Yachi: sorry if these compliments are a bit awkward

Yachi: i really tried to sum up my thoughts

Yachi: actually, let me try again

Hinata: nono you did perfect, Yachi!

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Yamaguchi: my turn!

Yamaguchi: Hinata, i really idolize how you light up a room once you walk in

Yamaguchi: like you're the embodiment of the sun

Hinata: Yamaguchiiiiiii ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

Yamaguchi: Yachi, you are the only female first year that talks to me and doesn't hope to get Tsukki's email address out of me

Yamaguchi: so thank you for that

Yamaguchi: and you're really nice to be around

Yamaguchi: it's like positive energy flows from

Yachi: f l o w s ?

Yamaguchi: y e s f l o w s

Yamaguchi: Kageyama

Yamaguchi: i look up to you so much as a volleyball player and i wish someday i'll be as good as you

Kageyama: with enough practice, you will

Yamaguchi: Tsukki, you've been my best friend since forever

Yamaguchi: you're a really great friend and i really hope we never drift apart

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Kageyama: ok, i suppose it's my turn

Kageyama: uhm

Hinata: take your time (=^_^=)

Kageyama: i guess

Kageyama: i feel safe around you guys and i like your company

Yamaguchi: now use a jemoticon

Kageyama: ᵔᴥᵔ

Yachi: omg

Tsukishima: brb, crying

Hinata: this is too much for my weak heart

Yamaguchi: i feel reborn

Yachi: today is an amazing day

Hinata: i'm so happy rn

Hinata: there's one thing that'd make me happier

Kageyama: what?

Hinata: it's your turn, Tsukki (◕ᴥ◕)

Tsukishima: okay

Yamaguchi: you can do it, Tsukki!

Tsukishima: i guess i don't hate being around you guys

Tsukishima: and

Tsukishima: i kinda

Tsukishima: consider all of you my friends

Hinata: YES THAT MADE ME VERY HAPPY

Yachi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yamaguchi: YOU BROKE YACHI, TSUKKI

Tsukishima: I DIDN'T MEAN TO HDGDSAGSHSGD

Hinata: HE KEYBOARD SMASHED OMG

Yachi: THIS REALLY IS THE BEST DAY EVER

Kageyama: I-

Yamaguchi: TSUKKI

Tsukishima: CALM DOWN

Tsukishima: AND STOP YELLING

Hinata: NEXT PRACTICE, I'M HUGGING YOU

Tsukishima: NO YOU ARE NOT

Yachi: GROUP HUG

Tsukishima: W H A T

Yamaguchi: G R O U P H U G

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Nishinoya: ??? what was that??

Hinata: I have no idea what you are talking about

Tanaka: really? because i could've sworn i saw all you first years group hug???

Sugawara: what????

Daichi: they what?

Yachi: that's peculiar

Tanaka: Yachi, did you not climb onto Tsukishima's back?

Kiyoko: wha-

Yachi: i will neither confirm nor deny

Ennoshita: leave the first years alone

Nishinoya: never

Tanaka: never

Yamaguchi: that's mean!

Yachi: leave us alone!

Hinata: yeah!

Nishinoya: Suga, the babies are bullying us!

Tsukishima: says the bully

Tanaka: now all of them are ganging up on us!

Kinoshita: not all of them

Kageyama: >:(

Kinoshita: ok, now all of them

Sugawara: ...

Daichi: just

Daichi: just get changed for practice

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Yamaguchi: (・・；)

Kageyama: does...does being a 'troubled teen' mean keeping everything a secret?

Hinata: yes

Hinata: and we cannot say anything about this gc

Hinata: we must be as mysterious as possible

Tsukishima: Tanaka keeps looking at us

Hinata: shun him and Nishinoya

Yachi: sir yes sir! (￣^￣)ゞ

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Tanaka: huh?

Sugawara: what happened this time?

Nishnoya: they're ignoring us now

Ennoshita: ..ignoring you?

Nishinoya: yes!

Ennoshita: surely that's nonsense

Ennoshita: Hinata

Hinata: yes?

Ennoshita: are you ignoring Nishinoya and Tanaka?

Hinata: nope

Tanaka: Hinata

Hinata: ( ￣＾￣)

Tanaka: see!

Ennoshita: that's not very nice

Narita: it's funny

Narita: but not nice

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Hinata: change of plans

Hinata: just shun everyone

Hinata: besides Daichi

Tsukishima: is that really necessary?

Hinata: absolutely

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Hinata: ( ￣＾￣)

Yachi: ( ￣＾￣)

Yamaguchi: ( ￣＾￣)

Kageyama: ( ￣＾￣)

Tsukishima: ( ￣＾￣)

Nishinoya: EVEN TSUKISHIMA?????

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Yachi: so like

Yachi: my mom is leaving for the weekend cause of business stuff

Hinata: ...are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting

Yachi: yupppp

Yachi: do you guys wanna have a sleepover?

Hinata: absolutely

Yamaguchi: wait, really?

Yachi: yes, really

Yamaguchi: then yes!

Yachi: now waiting for other replies

Kageyama: sure, i'll go

Yachi: yay!

Yamaguchi: Tsukkiiiiii

Tsukishima: i'll go

Hinata: yay! troubled teens bonding time!

Yachi: so, i've never actually been to a sleepover

Yachi: what should we do?

Hinata: i have ideas!!

Tsukishima: of course you do

Hinata: of course i do (๑￫ܫ￩)

Hinata: first off, movies!

Yamaguchi: you mentioned a movie before that i haven't seen

Yamaguchi: i think it was called Stand My Me ?

Hinata: you

Hinata: you've never seen the cinematic masterpiece that is Stand By Me ????

Yamaguchi: no (・・；)

Kageyama: me neither

Hinata: i-

Yachi: Hinataaaaa we can just watch it at the sleepover

Hinata: can we watch Mean Girls too?

Yachi: M

Yachi: Mean Girls? (・・；)

Hinata: you've got to be kidding me

Yamaguchi: what else should we do?

Hinata: well, we could also paint each other's nails

Yamaguchi: ..isn't that kind of girly?

Hinata: silly babyguchi

Hinata: gender doesn't have anything to do with it, it's a matter if you want to or not

Yamaguchi: right, sorry

Hinata: it's fineeee

Tsukishima: um

Tsukishima: can i

Tsukishima: bring makeup?

Yachi: yes, do that!!!

Hinata: 100%

Hinata: we'll also need a bunch of food (which i'll take care of)

Kageyama: milk

Hinata: yes, Kageyama, i will get milk

Kageyama: （・ｗ・）

Yachi: very adorable

Yachi: so on friday, we all go to my house after practice?

Yamaguchi: sounds good to me

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Hinata: alright, who's coming to the market with me

Hinata: Kageyama

Kageyama: why me?

Hinata: you don't want to?

Kageyama: ..i didn't say that

Hinata: (◕‿◕✿)

Yamaguchi: hmmmm

Yamaguchi: something doesn't feel right when you guys are by yourselves in a public setting…

Yachi: you're right

Yachi: Tsukishima

Tsukishima: no

Yamaguchi: Tsukki

Tsukishima: no

Tsukishima: they aren't babies, they can take care of themselves

Hinata: yeah!

Hinata: i'm the oldest taking care of our youngest

Tsukishima: .

Tsukishima: nvm i'm going

Yachi: ok, that settles it then

Yachi: Yamaguchi, do you mind helping me while those three are shopping?

Yamaguchi: i don't mind :)

Yachi: :)

Tsukishima: Hinata, Kageyama

Tsukishima: if you don't behave yourselves, i swear-

Hinata: nothing's gonna happen

Hinata: right Kageyama?

Kageyama: yeah

Tsukishima: (・＿・) doubt

Yamaguchi: wait, Hinata, didn't you say you don't like spending money?

Hinata: actually, I don't like spending money on myself

Hinata: but I'd happily go bankrupt for you guys ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

Yachi: awww Hinata <3

Yamaguchi: <3 !!

Kageyama: 3>

Kageyama: wait

Kageyama: how do i turn the 3 around

Tsukishima: ...you don't

Tsukishima: it's <3

Kageyama: i figured it out

Kageyama: Ɛ>

Tsukishima: ……

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Tsukishima: never in my life have I felt so embarrassed

Tsukishima: i hate it here

Tsukishima: i decide to look after these two idiots out of the goodness of my cold dead heart and what happens???

Tsukishima: we almost get kicked out

Tsukishima: end me now

Yachi: how'd you guys almost get kicked out??

Tsukishima: dumb and dumber started arguing about what kind of frozen pizza to get and they almost knocked down an entire isle

Yachi: they what?

Kageyama: in my defense

Kageyama: Hinata was being dumb

Hinata: that's a stupid defence!!

Tsukishima: i'm getting grey hairs

Yamaguchi: no giving Tsukki grey hairs >:0

Yachi: let's not argue, guys

Yachi: Tsukishima, are they behaving now?

Tsukishima: fortunately

Hinata: Tsukishima is scary when he’s mad (¤﹏¤)

Hinata: hold on, i’m gonna do something dangerous

Tsukishima: i swear if you do anything i will shave your head

Hinata: i knew you would say something like that!

Hinata: that’s why Yamaguchi is going to do it

Yamaguchi: this is my time

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Yamaguchi: since birds beaks are made of the same material as fingernails, theoretically I can bite into the beak of a bird

Ennoshita: ...excuse me?

Sugawara: i knew I should've went to sleep earlier

Nishinoya: Yamaguchi finally snapped

Tsukishima: are you kidding me?

Hinata: good job babyguchi :D

Yamaguchi: :D

Yachi: g u y s

Yachi: t h i s i s n t TT

Kageyama: i think that is the point

Hinata: we can retreat now

Tsukishima: again, are you kidding me???

Sugawara: i definitely should've went to sleep earlier

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Tsukishima: why

Yamaguchi: needed to make things interesting

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Yachi: are you guys close?

Hinata: very!!

Yachi: good!!

Yachi: yamaguchi and i have everything set up!!

Yamaguchi: is tsukki alive?

Tsukishima: barely

Hinata: hes being dramatic :)

Kageyama: we almost got hit by a train

Hinata: key-word “almost”

Yachi: h u h?????

Yamaguchi: are you guys ok??

Hinata: of course!!

Kageyama: Tsukishima is about to go into cardiac arrest

Yamaguchi: W H A T

Tsukishima: he’s joking

Hinata: we! are! outside!