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Kakyoin didn't like his cousin.
Sakura was fine, he supposed, giggly and empty headed and obsessed with boys, he couldn't blame her, sweet 16 and happy. She didn't get him, she didn't have to. It was enough that she hung out with him, someone his parents approved of and we're happy to see him make "friends".
The problem was when he let slip he was gay. He didn't mean to, of course, it was a slip of the tongue, a look a touch too long, but she was surprisingly perceptive.
And that is how Kakyoin found himself dragged to a male maid café. His cousin bouncing with excitement tugging at his sleeve.
"Wow! It's beautiful!" She enthused staring at the outside, frilly and colourful as it was.
"Yes, it's certainly… eye catching."
She beamed at him and pranced inside, Kakyoin meekly following.
They seated themselves and in no time two incredibly handsome men greeted them. This first had soft features, carefully styled hair that complimented his fair looks.
The other… well he was exactly Kakyoin's type, thick muscles towering over everyone, with a scowl. A bad boy, contrasted with the cutesy maid outfit, stockings, frilly skirt, puffed sleeves, and a cute little thing in his hair, pulling the unruly mess out of his eyes.
"Good morning, it is my pleasure to meet you, my name is Yusuke Tanaka, and this is my little brother, Jotaro Kujo, he's in training so I hope it will be alright if he helps me today." Yusuke smiled, the expression lighting up his face.
He bowed before turning to Jotaro and raising an eyebrow. Jotaro bowed and forced a smile on his face, it was clear he was uncomfortable. "Nice to meet you."
Sakura giggled, eyes darting between the two men.
"What can we get you today?" Yusuke asked.
"Two green teas, please!" Sakura said eyes alight with joy.
Both men bowed and left and Kakyoin took a just a bit too long looking at Jotaro's ass as he left.
"Oh my god, Noriaki! Yusuke is so hot!" She whispered practically jumping with excitement.
Kakyoin's eyes scanned over the restaurant, the bright, frilly decor, and the many women of varying ages spread throughout the café. "Mm."
"Ok, ok, do you see anyone you like?" She scanned the café, eyes scrunched.
"Jotaro is… he's very handsome." Kakyoin didn't say he wanted to climb him like a tree.
"Oh." She elongated the sound in interest. "The big buff one, I see."
"Sakura…"
"He's definitely muscular but he looks so intimidating!"
Noriaki snorted. "In a maid outfit?"
"Oh c'mon." She pouted, leaning forward. "That scowl! I think he could kill a man by looking at him!"
Kakyoin leaned backward. "You can't judge a book by it's cover," he says, wistfully watching for Yusuke's return only to straighten when he sees him, Jotaro trailing behind scowling all the while.
Yusuke bows again and places a pot of green tea along with two cups on the table. "Can I get you anything to eat today?" He asks, smiling wide.
"Two matcha cakes!"
"Sakura, I'm fine, I-"
"My treat." She says grinning like a Cheshire.
"Sakura…"
"I must say, the lady has excellent taste." Yusuke intercedes smoothly.
Kakyoin closes his mouth and turns his gaze to Sakura, scowling, before nodding.
Yusuke nods, turning back towards the kitchen, Jotaro turning to follow.
Kakyoin can't help but shamelessly try to look at his ass only to be blocked by the absurd amount of ruffles. He watches all the way until they disappear from sight.
"Noraki~" she sings. "I've never seen you so smitten!"
He pointedly ignores her as he pours them each a cup of tea.
"Come on! You teased me about Eiji!"
"That doesn't even compare, he had a face only a mother could love."
"He wasn't that bad, and anyway, he was really nice."
"He had a girlfriend."
"That I didn't know about!"
"That he didn't tell you about." He sips his tea.
Sakura's head fell forward, hair bouncing into her face, a pout on her lips, hurt in her features.
Kakyoin puts the cup down. "Not your fault Sa-chan, it's his fault for being an asshole."
She pulls her hand through her hair awkwardly. "Yeh…"
He puts his hand on hers. "That was mean of me. You're right you deserve more than teasing me on who I find cute."
She smiles and holds his hand.
Yusuke comes out with their matcha cakes, Jotaro scowling still, Kakyoin wonders if that's why he's still in training.
Kakyoin and Sakura spend the rest of their time playing fuck, marry, kill, for various different fictional characters.
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"Fuck Sonic?!" She says in disgust.
"Well you gave me Mario and the I-block from Tetris and Sonic, so I'm not sure what you were expecting."
"Maybe fuck the human?"
"Mario is like 50 and I bet he doesn't wash his ass." He retorts struggling to keep a straight face.
"Ok, but why would you marry the I-block from Tetris?"
"Because the I-block is a real problem solver and is always keeping me out of trouble." Kakyoin slowly raises his cup to his lips, hiding his smile.
Sakura squints at him. "Are you messing with me?"
He snorts and falls into a fit mixed with coughing and laughing.
"Nori-kun!"
"You think I would mess around with something with spines?" He chokes.
She huffs and stands. "Finish your tea, I'm going to pay."
Kakyoin dries himself off only to glance up and see Jotaro towering over him.
"Excuse me, Sakura is paying." He finishes the tea quickly and stands.
He moves past Jotaro, his face heating from the close proximity. Jotaro catches Kakyoin's hand, bows low and brings it to his lips.
"Thank you for coming to our establishment." A low grumble comes out, before the large man straightens and turns without another word.
Kakyoin can only imagine his face is as read as his hair, hand still raised from Jotaro's actions.
Sakura bounds over squeeing in delight. Kakyoin hastily pulls her out of the café, shushing her as best he can.
"Nori-kun! What was that!" She yells in the light of day.
"Sa-chan quiet." He waits for her to follow his instructions before he turns his hand upward and shows her the piece of paper placed there.
"No!" She gasps.
His face doesn't feel cooled at all and yet somehow the temperature skyrockets as he unfolds it to see a hurried cramped number followed by the name Jotaro Kujo written.
She squeals and tosses herself at him, grabbing him and shaking! "YOU GOT HIS NUMBER!"