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Roman
- the space prince himself
- Virgil’s best friend
- Thomas’ favourite uncle
- currently estranged from said best friend (vague events of salt in the snow by unprintable-this-bell occurred)
- and is the prince of Sinophage
- Violet Honor
- met some aliens after they crashed behind his second favourite diner
- helped them repair their ship
- apparently this is grounds for becoming a space prince
- is now currrently 5 solar systems away from earth trying to get himself out of the diplomatic mess
- misses his best friend and Thomas dearly
Virgil
- he exceeds in being a jerk and moping
- Roman’s best friend of 7 years, and Thomas’ father
- doesn’t really know what’s happening, but he just wants his best friend back, even though these aliens are cool
- has quite a bit to apologise to Roman for
Thomas
- only one with a brain cell
- thinks his father should listen to him more (he’s right)
- more eat the rich than Canon C!Thomas
- first suspected something was up
Logan
- one of the four aliens in charge of making sure Roman’s absence goes unnoticed
- so he does the logical thing anyone would do and impersonates Roman
- one of the four aliens impersonating Roman
- can shapeshift into different humanoid races
- Remus and Patton are his idols
- punk logan maybe
Remus
- is in this for the giggles
- actually does a good job of impersonating Roman, when he wants to
- after the conclusion, decides to live on earth as Roman’s “long lost twin”
- is a famous person who doesn’t actually suck on his planet
Patton
- gonna burn himself out one of these days
- can actually impersonate Roman decently but get’s too caught up in other people
- which is why the others conspire to give him the least amount of work possible
- this distresses him even more, for their sake
- also because this reminds him of a certain period of his life where he had to fight to be heard, and he really doesn’t like that
- he once punched someone over it, resulting in an accident that led to him going to jail and he feels really guilty about it
- he also might have a teeny bit of trauma over going to jail and the whole accident but no biggy
- his current sweet dad thing actually partially sprung from the whole situation and the fact that before it he was a lot like Logan
- he doesn’t know who the real him is now
Remy
- alien get away driver
Emile
- alien get away driver 2
Janus
- (can’t believe I forgot about you 😔)
- carries around a long stick
- nothing special, except it’s a sturdy stick v good at whacking
- he goes into a (carnival?) as roman w Remus and p,AUs whack a mole but with the stick
- long story short, (the real) roman and Remus are no longer allowed there
- him and Thomas, disaster duo + Logan + Remus = apocalypse (m)
- angst? are you calling me?
- I can hear you, but I won’t