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My servant that exists somewhere in this vast universe, my divine, beautiful, wise, powerful servant, heed my call! I wish from the very bottom of my heart - add to my guidance and appear!
A blinding flash of light and a powerful explosion.
Did it work? Did she summon anything?
Louise exhaled in frustration as her spell created another explosion. Her classmates whispered to each other.
‘Figures it would explode...’
‘She's the Zero, isn't she?’
‘Wait, who is that guy?’
The smoke cleared.
There was something there.
She had succeeded.
She had succeeded!
Now, what had she summoned?
It seemed to be... a man?
He seemed to be a commoner, dressed in strange clothing.
His clothes were horrible, rainbow and checkered patterns. His matching hat was worn so low it obscured the upper portion of his face.
"…dado should have stayed on earth and taken bezos to small claims court of afternoon tv. yes."
What?
He tilted his head and seemed to stare at them.
"who are u and what did u do 2 dado"
His voice sounded... weird. Who was this commoner?
“I summoned you for my familiar contract!”
"dado -" he paused to clear his throat. "dado does not undertand. what is contract to dado to sign?"
So the commoner did not understand the familiar contract. Just great.
Colbert stared at the commoner.
"Your... name? Is Dado?"
The man nodded.
"yes i am dado of course purveyor of fine dado business. pls forgive spelling error hamster is often walk about the keyboard and"
From his mouth came a distorted sound. It sounded like someone had mashed a ton of sylablles together. Colbert gasped.
"What is this!?"
"hamster is walk about the keyboard"
They both blinked. Who was this man?
Professor Colbert sighed.
"Mister... Dado?"
"yes?"
"Miss Vallière here summoned you to be her familiar."
"dado not get it. dado was at moon escape while run from moon champion."
What?!?
"dado not familiar. valeria never see dado before. dado sure. how is dado familiar then?"
V-Valeria?!? Her classmates were laughing at them. This... commoner! Was he stupid?
"Dado, we just need to complete the ritual. Could you take your hat off?"
"u no like dado ringmaster costume? okay, dado take costume off, yes? took costume off for magic snek clown at moon a few time ago."
He slumped over.
"no one like magic dado ringmaster costume. hamster said it was ok."
Then he took off his hat. Her classmates screamed in fright, and her teacher fell, his eyes filled with horror. What was this thing?
"W-what's wrong with your face?"
"uppercase key broken, obviously."
The man stood up.
"u r interest in see cat log of valuable remedy? yes i show this 2 u. dado has what fixes the ails in u. "
He cleared his throat again and begun to rant in his bizarre tongue about "snooze pills" and "dado old raw dog pills".
What had she brought into this world?