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Tenya created the group Class 1A
Tenya has added Momo and 17 others to the group
Tenya has made Momo 2nd admin
Tenya: Hello classmates! So due to the ‘disappearance’ of former class 1A member Mineta Minoru, I have now been forced by sensei to create this groupchat.
Momo: first censor his name
Momo: second bad idea
Mina: third the grape has been squished fuck yeah!!!! ~(˘▾˘~)
Tenya: M*neta* and why is it a bad idea
Tenya: ASHIDO! REFRAIN FROM USING SUCH UNHEROIC TERMINOLOGY
Katsuki has left
Eijirou: don’t worry I got this!
Denki: OwO what’s this????
Kyouka: shut up Kaminari
Denki: joke’s on you I didn’t speak!
Eijirou: Yaomomo add him back
Momo: okay!
Momo has added Katsuki to the group
Katsuki: …
Katsuki: fuck both of you
Mina: ☉_☉
Hanta: HOW TF DID SHE NOT DIE?
Shouto: because everyone is scared of Yaoyorozu
Katsuki: fuck off icyhot
Shouto: die bakugo
Eijirou: success?
Mina: no bb it was NOT a success
Ochako: no wonder my phone kept beeping dammit Tenya who cares about M*neta
Denki: shhhhh don’t talk about that
Denki: okay let me change everyone’s users bc this first name malarkey is B O R I N G
Denki: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Kyouka: oh dear God
Denki renamed the group 1 GAYYYYYYYY
Denki has changed his own name to Wheeeeeey
Wheeeeeey: I was gonna go with pikachu but kyouka or mina would just change it to this anyway
Kyouka: ur damn right
Wheeeeeey: shut ur fuck
Wheeeeeey has changed Tenya’s name to gOtta NYOOM
gOtta NYOOM: I now regret everything
Wheeeeeey: (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Wheeeeeey has changed Momo’s name to God is a Momo
God is a Momo: oh this is too much kaminari!
Kyouka: shhh he’s right
Mina: I love this nickname!
Uraraka: GOD MOMO YES
Wheeeeeey has changed Mina’s name to Say no to Autopsy Sex
Say no to Autopsy Sex: Wtf Denki??
Wheeeeeey: well…
Kyouka: i cant believe i have to say this but PLEASE dont make puns about having sex on autopsy tables
Wheeeeeey has changed Eijirou’s name to hardy
hardy: no
Wheeeeeey: (｡♥‿♥｡)
Wheeeeeey has changed Hanta’s name to spiduhmehn
spiduhmehn: hey denks? Rot
Wheeeeeey: no (｡♥‿♥｡)
spiduhmehn: stop that
spiduhmehn: stop that right now
Wheeeeeey has changed Shouto’s name to zuKO
zuKO: hey
hardy: he’s right
zuKO: i know but he shouldn’t say it
God is a Momo: omg he knows about atla
zuKO: no I just have a boyfriend who tells me about it
Say no to Autopsy Sex: BOYFGRIEND ψ(｀∇´)ψ
gOtta NYOOM: oh…
spiduhmehn: oh?
Wheeeeeey: we’ll circle back to tht one but OMG
Wheeeeeey has changed Katsuki’s name to BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Wheeeeeey: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT U IN MY ROOM LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER!!!
spiduhmehn: - Kirishima Eijirou, 2020
hardy: t(- n -)t
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: t(- n -)t
Kyouka: they even responded with the same emoticon… many thoughts head full
Wheeeeeey has changed Ochako’s name to King Boo
King Boo: wouldn’t that be more suited to hagakure?
Wheeeeeey: no bc float
King Boo: understandable, have a nice day
Wheeeeeey: FINALLY FOR NOW
Wheeeeeey has changed Kyouka’s name to Sharpay
Say no to Autopsy Sex: WHEEZE
Wheeeeeey: anyone else coming online now or what?
Sharpay: DENKI UR FUCKING DEAD BITCH
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: join the line Earphones
King Boo: um I think Mina got the worst nickname out of all of us
gOtta NYOOM: KAMINARI THIS IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE CHANGE HER NICKNAME AT ONCE ノಠ_ಠノ
Wheeeeeey: did.. did anyone else visualise the hand chops bc of the emoticon? Iida my dude my man my bro, it’s a joke
Say no to Autopsy Sex has changed her own name to E.T.
E.T.: before u ask
E.T.: the autopsy sex thing was Hanta’s fault bc he forgot the word necrophilia exists
spiduhmehn: fhfdjsksdkds thIS IS SLANDEROUS
God is a Momo: (☉∀☉)
God is a Momo: why did you need that word in the first place????????
Sharpay: let me explain the story bc no one will believe mina and hanta will deny it all. So us three, denki and kouda (poor child) were discussing our wuthering heights assignment for Mic’s English class (which fucking sucks it’s the worst gothic novel ever) and hanta was writing his about Heathcliff. Here’s how the convo went
Hanta: and I’m gonna talk about the scene where Heathcliff has autopsy sex with-
Mina Kaminari and Kouda: HEATHCLIFF HAS WHAT?
Me: Sero Hanta you idiot do you mean fucking necrophilia
Hanta: no I mean autopsy sex
Kouda signs that he’s going back to his dorm room (pour one out for our boy he aint dead just traumatised) And this is how Mina screaming ‘Say no to Autopsy Sex’ was born. The 1B lot were so confused but it was worth it
Kouda: (´・ω・｀)
Sharpay: I’m sorry Kouda I had to explain the story
Kouda: it’s okay lets just never talk about it again
gOtta NYOOM: i-
gOtta NYOOM: I hate this fucking fmaliy
Wheeeeeey: GASP! CLASS PRESIDENT??????
gOtta NYOOM: shut your fuck
spiduhmehn: iida u good?
King Boo: Tenya…
Tenya/Hanta
Tenya: can I come to your room with uraraka? I wannnnafuck uhhhh cry?
Hanta: of course! Me and ura will make you feel better!!
1 GAYYYYYYY
Wheeeeeey has changed Kouda’s name to (ᵔᴥᵔ)
Wheeeeeey: Kouda have u been lurking
(ᵔᴥᵔ): I mean
(ᵔᴥᵔ): we all are
(ᵔᴥᵔ): except for Midoriya he’s still in the infirmary after he asked Tsu to throw him using her tongue
zuKO: HE DID WHAT? IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM
spiduhmehn: hE JUST NYOOMED FASTER THAN IIDA?????? IIDA AND URARAKA LOOKED SO TERRIFIED IM DSKDSKSDKDKK
gOtta NYOOM: fuck.. ochako I already know what you’re typing the answer is no.
King Boo: damn I want to check on them too. But okay…
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: ffs stupid deku his mum’s gonna FLIP
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: shitty hair come with me
hardy: sure!
gOtta NYOOM: Bakugo please BEHAVE when ur there, we’ve lost one classmate already
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: eat shit four eyes
Wheeeeeey: no we didn’t we still have all 19 of us
Hagakure: for once I’m included <3
Wheeeeeey: aw Kure, bb u r valid!
gOtta NYOOM: rt
hardy: rt
(ᵔᴥᵔ): rt
E.T: rt
Sharpay: rt
King Boo: rt
spiduhmehn: rt
God is a Momo: rt
zuKO: rt
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM: … rt
Yuuga: rt
Mashirao: rt
Rikidou: rt
Mezou: rt
Fumikage: rt
Izuku: rt (Tsu here typing for Izuku!)
Tsuyu: rt
Hagakure: I LOVE YOU ALL (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Tsuyu: update on Izuku btw
Wheeeeeey: oh shit gotta finish the nicknames now..
Tsuyu: shut up I’m talking
Tsuyu: so he broke his arms again but rg did what she could to save them bc it wasn’t from using his quirk
Tsuyu: not before telling us both off and reporting it to Aizawa sensei so we now both have house arrest for two days
Tsuyu: Shouto is here now lecturing us and I can see Bakugo and Kirishima’s hair so that means they’re here too
Tsuyu: I’m done now Kaminari go crazy go stupid
Wheeeeeey has changed Hagakure’s name to violet
violet: thnx I love it (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Wheeeeeey has changed Yuuga’s name to Edward Cullen
Edward Cullen: mon ami, is this because he is, S P A R K L Y??
Wheeeeeey: Oui!
Edward Cullen: then I’ll make sure you get the finest of cheese in the next dorm delivery!
Edward Cullen: ヾ(‘∀｀=ヽ)※．；，゜☆
Wheeeeeey has changed Mashirao’s name to tails
tails: THANK FUCK ITS NOT A FURRY JOKE
Wheeeeeey has changed Rikidou’s name to Sugar (oh HONEY honYE)
Sugar (oh HONEY honYE): great..
Wheeeeeey has changed Mezou’s name to cuddly
cuddly: that
cuddly: that’s surprisingly soft.. thank u Kaminari
Wheeeeeey has changed Fumikage’s name to smol birb
smol birb: revelry in the dark
smol birb: dark shadow approves
Wheeeeeey: yes my favourite demon!
smol birb: not a demon
Wheeeeeey: D E M O N
Wheeeeeey has changed Izuku’s name to #dustybones
Tsuyu: he approved but he’s high on painkillers from whatever RG couldn’t heal and he’s cuddling a now distraught Todoroki while bakukiri are speaking with Mama Mido sooooo
Wheeeeeey has changed Tsuyu’s name to froggo
froggo: thanks ribbit
Wheeeeeey: OKAY THAT’S EVERYONE
E.T.: that’s really fucking impressive Denks
King Boo: guys Tenya’s walking with me rn and told me to tell you all to get some rest it’s a school night
King Boo: I disagree but you didn’t hear that okay
spiduhmehn: tell me when you get to your rooms!
King Boo: we will!
God is a Momo: goodnight everyone! Don’t respond to this it’s tiring seeing it typed out 18 times xx