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Dazai stood outside Chuuya’s window, waiting for him to open it. He was currently sending off a series of dumb emojis to his phone to make him open the window. Finally, Dazai saw movement and the window opened. Dazai pressed play on the portable speaker in his hand and the opening notes of Bohemian Rhapsody.
“What do you-“ Chuuya began before he stopped himself, hearing the song. “Oh no, not again.”
“IS THIS REAL LIFE OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY.” Dazai began to sing, very off-key.
“DAZAI I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THIS!”
“CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY.” Dazai continued, ignoring Chuuya’s screams to shut up since it was nearing 1 am.
“Fine! I’m going to start throwing rocks at you!”
“PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE’S DEAD,” Dazai cleared his throat before shouting out the next line with everything he had. “MAMA!!”
“SHUT UP!” Chuuya shouted throwing a rock at him but instead of it sailing towards Dazai, it merely landed straight below Chuuya's window. Dazai and Chuuya both looked at the rock.
“Try angling your arm more!” Dazai shouted up, stopping his concert for a brief moment.
“I know what I'm doing!” Chuuya shouted, throwing the rock with his ability only to have it merely tap Dazai on the head.
“Aw Chuuya, did you forget about my ability?”
“How about you shut up before I come down there and break both your arms!”
“I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTE OF A MAN!” Dazai sang, starting his impromptu concert back up.
“That's it!” Chuuya then jumped from his window down to the ground as Dazai began to running away while Chuuya followed behind him, threatening to kill him as he went.