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Kazuichi Soda has added 15 people to the chat
Kazuichi Soda has renamed the chat to Ultimates unite
Kazuichi Soda: Sup dudes!
Chiaki Nanami: Can I add a friend to the chat? He’s from the reserve course
Kazuichi Soda: Sure thing dude!
Chiaki Nanami has added Hajime Hinata to Ultimates unite
Hajime Hinata: Are you sure it’s okay that I’m in this chat?
Hajime Hinata: I mean, I’m not an ultimate or anything
Ibuki MIoda: Don’t worry about it! Any friend of Chiaki’s is a friend of ours!
Kazuichi Soda has changed their name to Soda machine
Soda Machine has changed Chiaki Nanami’s name to Gay-mer (But actually bi)
Soda Machine has changed Sonia Nevermind’s name to Miss Sonia
Soda Machine has changed Gundham Tanaka’s name to Ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
Soda Machine has changed the Ultimate Imposter’s name to Impasta
Soda Machine has changed Ryota Mitarai’s name to Take care of yourself, dumbass
Soda Machine: And that goes for the rest of you too
Soda machine has changed Hiyoko Saionji’s name to Can’t reach the top shelf lol
Can’t reach the top shelf lol: Take that back you asshole!!
Soda machine has changed Ibuki Mioda’s name to I chime in with a-
Mahiru Koizumi has changed their name to Take a picture it’ll last longer
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu has changed their name to Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg
Akane Owari has changed their name to Don’t tell me what to do bitch
Teruteru Hanamura has changed their name to sedun dnes
Mahiru Koizumi has removed Sedun dnes from Ultimates unite
I chime in with a-: Haha lol get rekt
Nekomaru Nidai has changed their name to ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGER
Mikan Tsumiki has changed their name to I’m sorry!
Hajime Hinata has changed their name to Ultimate Normal Kid
Nagito Komaeda has changed their name to Hope UWU
Ultimate normal kid: Hope?
Gay-mer (But actually bi): Just nod and agree, Hajime, nod and agree
Miss Sonia has changed their name to Princess
Ultimate normal kid: What’s it like being an ultimate?
Don’t tell me what to do bitch: We have the best teacher!
Ultimate normal kid: Miss Yukizome right? I’ve met her a couple of times thanks to Chiaki
Ultimate normal kid: I wish I was in your class, you guys all seem really cool
Don’t fucking call me baby gansta istg: You’re lucky to be in the reserve course, our class is fucking chaos
Don’t fucking call me baby gansta istg: Wait a minute, you might know my sister, Natsumi Kuzuryu?
Ultimate normal kid: Yeah, I do
Ultimate normal kid: She’s in my class, actually
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: Make sure she doesn’t get into too much trouble
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: She might be a bitch but she’s the only sister I have
>>> Private messages - Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, Kazuichi Soda <<<
Kazuichi Soda: sdshdhfjdfgjkglkgl
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: What is it this time?
Kazuichi Soda: asdfghjkl he was playing with his hamsters
Kazuichi Soda: He looked,,, so,,, sOfT
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Just hurry up and ask him out already!
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Also, have you taken off your binder at all today?
Kazuichi Soda: Have you?
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Touche
Kazuichi Soda: Also are we still on for our sleepover tomorrow?
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: Course we are
>>>Ultimates unite<<<
I chime in with a-: Guys! To welcome Hajime as an honorary member of the class, we should have a party!
Gay-mer (But actually bi): What about on Friday night?
Soda machine: Sorry, me and Fuyu are hanging out on Friday, maybe Saturday?
Peko Pekoyama: Another one of your sleepovers?
Soda machine: Sure is!
Soda machine: Also Peko you haven’t changed your nickname
Soda machine has changed Peko Pekoyama’s name to Fuyu’s wife
>>>Private message - Kazuichi Soda, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu<<<
Kazuichi Soda: You’re welcome
>>>Ultimates unite<<<
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: Wtf Kaz? We’re not dating???
I chime in with a-: Wait- Your not? You 2 are like an old married couple tho-
ultimate normal kid: Then there’s just me who knows next to nothing about all of your class’s drama
Gay-mer (but actually bi): Lol
Gay-mer (but actually bi): Also Saturday works for me, any objections to Saturday?
I chime in with a-: I’m all good with it
Gay-mer (but actually bi): Then it’s settled, Saturday
Gay-mer (but actually bi): How about 5pm? Does that work for everyone?
Soda machine: Yeah
ultimate normal kid: Sure
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: We could have it at my place, I have a fairly large house
I chime in with a-: ALSOO I HAVE SOMETHIGG I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE!!
Soda machine:What is it Ibuki?
I chime in with a-: I’m genderfluid! Can you use they/them pronouns today please and thank you!
Soda machine: Of course! Are you still going by the name of Ibuki
I chime in with a-: Hell yeah I am
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: Anyone gives you any shit you tell us, and I’ll end them, k?
I chime in with a-: Thanks dudes!
I chime in with a-: Also I’m ace!
Soda machine: Wait, we should ask everyone for their pronouns and stuff just in case
Soda machine: He/him, I’m a trans dude
Ultimate normal kid: Same
ULTIMATE TEAM MANAGER: he/him
Gay-mer (but actually bi): she/her or they/them
Take care of yourself, dumbass: They/them
Impasta: Idgaf what pronouns you use for me, just whatever
Hope UWU: he/him
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: He/him, same as Hajime and Soda
Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: He/him
Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way has changed their name to Tanaka the forbidden one
Princess: I use she/her pronouns
Don’t tell me what to do bitch: What’s a pronoun?
Don’t tell me what to do bitch: But she/her for me as well
Don’t fucking call me baby gangsta istg: You’re kidding, right?
I’m sorry!: A pronoun is used in place of a noun
I’m sorry!: She and her are examples of pronouns
Don’t tell me what to do bitch: Ohhhh, okay, cool
I’m sorry!: I’m a trans girl, she/her for me too
Too short to reach the top shelf lol: She/her for me as well
Take a picture it’ll last longer: I don’t really mind too much, but preferably she/her or they/them
Fuyu’s wife: She/her pronouns for me as well, thank you
>>>New chat<<<
Ibuki Mioda has created a new chat
Ibuki Mioda has named the chat Only the cis deal in absoloutes
Ibuki Mioda has added 6 people to the chat
Ibuki Mioda has changed their name to Gender Tea
Gender Tea: Get it? Gender-fluid? Tea is a fluid
Mikan Tsumiki has changed their name to Titty skittles
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu has changed their name to Your future king
Kazuichi Soda has changed their name to Baby shark
Ryota Mitarai has changed their name to No gender, only anime
Ultimate imposter has changed their name to Gender is a scam
Hajime Hinata has changed their name to Haji-gay
Baby shark: Lmao these names are gold
Gender Tea: transphobes would collapse at the sheer power these names hold lmaoooo
Titty skittles: Also your daily reminder that binding for too long is detrimental to your health! Just saying as most people here are afab
Gender is a scam: Thank you, Mitarai hasn’t been listening to me but maybe he’ll listen to the ultimate nurse
Haji-gay: Guys we need to get sleep for school tomorrow
Baby shark: Shit you right, night guys
Gender Tea: Night gays