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"PUMAAaa...?..?????" yelled the little short nuisance that was U-1, he realized the recent acid trip he just went on was just a sham, and he really didn't bang a hot gravillain girl named Kirah.
"What the fuck u want" responded Puma, da talking dawg
"Oh, I just had to check if I wasn't tripping on drugs again... sorry Puma."
The white dog just angrily stared at U-1, who's ass is going to be beat today? Guess right now.
"Yet you are tripping." A familar emo motherfucker's voice said, omg? It was Kazuy- I mean Zowie!!!
"Zowie?!" The paranoid fucker yelled and threw his anime body pillow at the gravillain fuck.
"Yes, it is I, Zowie, and I'm here to tell you that... I stole your girl." Zowie said with a smirky smirk that smirks.
"NOOOOO PICO" U-1 cried like a bitch
"Pico? No you dimwit I mean Kirah." Zowie face-palmed
"Oh, NOOOO KIRAH!" U-1 corrected himself and continued to cry
"Yes, me and her are the quote on quote OTP of the fandom, beauty is a sin, we fucked before you did Mhm..."
"- ion care anymore zowie... goodbye." U-1 said and yanked the gitaroo outta nowhere, instead of playing it he violently slammed it against Zowie's head
"OW BRUH U CRAZY-" Zowie rubbed his head and flew off...
U-1 woke up from his nightmare.
"Wait, it was all just a dream?" He questioned himself
"Always has been." Puma pulled out a gun and shot U-1 in the back of the hea
the end.