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Chapter 1
After the human world was separated from the non-human worlds, Ban was left with no cause to live
Ban was Immortal, unfortunately. He has lived millions of years just to find a way to end his life, to no avail. The technology surge of the 1900s was helpful, and the invention of video games was the best thing that happened in a thousand years. And the emergence of quirks was a helpful surprise too, now he could get hurt in public and just say it was a regeneration quirk. Ban, when tracking down a copy of DarkSouls III (the game he wanted to get but forgot to check it’s release date and now it is not being made) was found by a person named all for one and All might, while extremely drunk… like EXTREMELY drunk, (drank 5 barrels of beer just before meeting him) and honestly doesn’t remember them until one of them comes back
Cue the story.
All might and All for one, the battle of the decades.
“I WILL NOT LET YOU PUT FEAR IN CIVILIANS, I WILL DEFE-”
“Heyo W-*burp*-whats going on he-*burp*-here fellows?” said a very drunk Ban in his extremely drunk voice
(pretend he is out on the street, hanging on All for one’s shoulder.)
“I suggest you leave, citizen, you do not want to get mixed up in this.” Said All for one in a cold tone “Oh, come on we ba-*burp*rely started, where are all the brawls and stuff like that? We’re in a tavern!” Ban complained, seemingly thinking that he was still in the tavern where he came from, and that he wasn’t arguing with a major villain who can almost kill All might
“LEAVE CITIZEN YOU ARE IN DANGER!!!” said the number one hero, trying to warn the drunkard to go so he can finish the fight
That apparently woke him up… a bit
“Me, in danger, HAHAHA! That’s A good one! I never been endangered since I was twenty-three” (the time I think he drank the fountain of youth) said the seemingly twenty three drunk
“Aren’t you twenty three? And can you get off me, or I’ll have to use… force” said All for one, who was slightly confused at whether the drunk was just drunk, or if he was telling the truth.
“Nah, I’ll just stay here for now, do you have any more ale my frie-” a BOOM was heard after All for one hit his opponent, likely blowing his chest off his legs and also sending the lower waist flying. All might looked at All for one angrily, mad at himself for not protecting the civilian.
“YOU WILL NOT ATTACK ANYO=”
“Thanks for that, I was way too drunk” said that Civilian with blue hair, cracking his neck and hands. All for One looked at the Ex-drunk in slight shock and thought. ‘What? I thought I killed the idiot. Oh, that must be his quirk, seems good, I’ll take it.’
Black tendrils shoot outs of All for One, shooting towards the ex-drunk stabbing in his chest.
All for one looked at the drunk in pure shock, nobody could take a hit from him and be unscratched and still be quirkless, it’s simple impossible.
“What, can’t find whatcha looking for? Well let’s get started.” The drunkard says and hit his hand with his fist, then made a grabbing motion and All for one started feeling weaker, almost collapsing then and there. After that, the non-drunk hits him in the face, smashing his head into the street lamp, which broke down and landed on All for one, seemingly killing him.
“Uh, woops. I ended that way too quickly… uh could you pay for the destruction?” Ban said to all might, who was shocked at seeing one for all’s nemesis being killed in a single hit
“Yeah… sure, i’ll do that” All might said, while staring at the dead body of all for one.
“Thanks bud!” hanging onto the shoulder of All might, somehow getting another bottle of ale.
After that he just walks away seemingly thinks that both of them were his drinking buds and he received a teaching job at UA five years later, he joined the staff instead of all might, so he accepted it