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[ Kiwi Cookie created a new DM with Rockstar Cookie. ]
Kiwi: oh man
*oh man*
Rockstar: oh no
what happened this time that is so important u had to isolate it from our other thread
Kiwi: i went on a trip, rocky
Rockstar: ??? ok
aren’t u always on a trip
Kiwi: no rocky
well yes rocky
Rockstar: ok
Kiwi: but this trip was different
Rockstar: isn’t that kinda the point of traveling lol
go different places
see different things
Kiwi: rockstar be serious please i am having a goddamn crisis over here
Rockstar: ok ok damn
i’m being serious now
i have a schedule u know so u better make it quick
Kiwi: ok i will
so i went on a trip right, i had this thing all planned out
like all the scenic routes and landmarks n shit, like i always do
i wanted to visit riddleshore again cuz that place was so nice last year
it was beautiful
like that place has the best fucking sunset you’ll ever see in ur life
not even joking
Rockstar: kiwi
ur point
Kiwi: shit right
my bad
anyway
i went to riddleshore, rented a 3rd-floor room in a hotel next to the ocean
wasn’t cheap but i decided to pamper myself
and after a long day of taking a bunch of cool photos for my scrapbook, i went back inside
except
i got off of the elevator on the wrong floor and didn’t know it
Rockstar: oh
oh no
Kiwi: yeah
Rockstar: KIWI
Kiwi: YEAH
SO I WENT TO WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY ROOM
Rockstar: KIWI U FUCKING IDIOT
Kiwi: AND TRIED TO OPEN THE DOOR
BUT OF FUCKING COURSE IT WOULDN’T OPEN BECAUSE I WAS ON THE WRONG FLOOR
AND GUESS WHAT
Rockstar: it was occupied
Kiwi: IT WAS OCCUPIED
Rockstar: i can’t believe u
what happened
Kiwi: SO I’M STANDING THERE TRYNA OPEN THE WRONG DOOR AND I GUESS THE GUY INSIDE HEARD IT
AND SOMEHOW I DIDNT FIGURE OUT IT WAS THE WRONG ROOM UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE
HE OPENS THE DOOR
Rockstar: did u get beat up
tell me u got beat up
Kiwi: WHAT
no
rockstar i’m tryna tell my story
Rockstar: smh
Kiwi: he opens the door
and,,,,,,,
get this
Rockstar: he was a famous serial killer coincidentally staying in the same hotel as u were
Kiwi: he was the most beautiful fucking guy i have ever seen in my life
Rockstar: .
what
Kiwi: he was blonde and his eyes were like a really cool electric yellow
he was also tall
Rockstar: kiwi what
Kiwi: i think he was kinda annoyed at me for messing with his door and asked what the hell i was doing
and ofc i had to explain i got off on the wrong floor but idk if he would believe it
i didn’t wanna seem suspicious in front of someone who qualifies as eye candy
Rockstar: i
Kiwi: but u know
i guess that was an ok excuse for him
Rockstar: kiwi
Kiwi: yeah
what’s up
Rockstar: kiwi u useless bisexual
tell me u just left it at that
u left after u apologized right
Kiwi: well yeah ofc i didn’t wanna be rude
Rockstar: oh thank god
Kiwi: but the thing is i got his number BEFORE i apologized for the fifth time
and only now am i losing my shit
i got a hot guy’s number for a borderline breaking and entering crime
.
rocky?
hello?