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Another chatfic we definitely don't need.

Summary:

Getting together and millennial fuckery, as told by instant messaging.

And FFS GUYS THE CHAT HISTORY.

Notes:

Writing this instead of my WIP, sorry not sorry.

Featuring a supportive Dekusquad and shitlord Bakusquad.

Ships will be
Kiribaku
Tododeku
iichako
maybe more to come?

Chapter Text

Uraraka Ochako added Bakugou Katsuki, Kaminari Denki, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Todoroki Shouto, and Iida Tenya to the chat.

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Uraraka Ochako changed Midoriya Izuku’s username to smol might.

Uraraka Ochako changed Iida Tenya’s username to gotta go fast.

Kaminari Denki changed their username to danki memes.

Kaminari Denki changed Uraraka Ochako’s username to will it float?.


will it float?: r u serious

Kaminari Denki changed Kirishima Eijirou’s username to rocksolid.

rocksolid: nice.

Bakugou Katsuki changed Kirishima Eijirou’s username to shitty hair.

shitty hair: T_T

Bakugou Katsuki changed Ashido Mina’s username to pinky and the not brain.

will it float?: d e a d

danki memes: i love this family


Bakugou Katsuki changed Sero Hanta’s username to scotch tape.

scotch tape: iight then.

Todoroki Shouto: I don’t want a nickname.


Bakugou Katsuki changed Todoroki Shouto’s username to icyhot.

Uraraka Ochako changed Todoroki Shouto’s username to minty fresh.


Bakugou Katsuki: HEY

Uraraka Ochako changed Bakugou Katsuki’s username to big bada boom.

shitty hair: LMFAO

big bada boom: fuck off

big bada boom: did you literally change the settings so only you can edit usernames round face?

will it float?: since yall cant behave, yes.


Uraraka Ochako changed Kirishima Eijirou’s username to rocksolid.

rocksolid: tyty :’)

minty fresh: I don’t understand.

big bada boom: hot and cold, like a mint. Keep up, asshole.

smol might: gdhsgkldslw

pinky and the not brain: this is such a good idea!

gotta go fast: I agree, this is a perfect platform to discuss classwork and internships.

will it float?: oh iida, honey no.

danki memes: absolutely tf not

scotch tape: hard pass.

big bada boom: this is why you all fail aizawa’s tests.

minty fresh: Perhaps if you were a better tutor…

big bada boom: oi, I’ll fcking kill you.

rocksolid: Bakubro is a great tutor!

pinky and the not brain: kiri babe, ur gay is showing

rocksolid: if u wanted me dead u culdve just said so

danki memes: PFT ya pls dont stop tutoring us bakubro

big bada boom: shut the fuck up pikachu

rocksolid: okay but speaking of... can we get an F in chat from everyone who failed aizawa’s written test today?

rocksolid: F

danki memes: F

scotch tape: F

will it float?: F

pinky and the not brain: FFFFFF

big bada boom: are you all serious rn

smol might: I didn’t :3

minty fresh: Yes, but you did break your arm during the physical test.

smol might: don’t call me out like this

gotta go fast: This is a serious problem, anyone with ideas on how we can effectively study and raise the class collective grade, please let me know.

big bada boom: i’m not fkn tutoring anymore, clearly you shit for brains aren’t learning anything

rocksolid: T_T

danki memes: noooOoooo bakugouuuu we will try harder pls!

big bada boom: no go ask momo


big bada boom has signed off

pinky and the brain: how rude.

will it float?: well i mean, it is bakugou we are talking about

rocksolid: thats not fair, he tries really hard to help when he tutors me

rocksolid: us.

rocksolid: when he tutors us.

danki memes: sure jan.

gotta go fast: I do agree that it is disrespectful to speak about Bakugou while he is not here to defend himself.

smol might: he prob blames himself for you all failing, so. just. Yeah.

scotch tape: wow mido, way to make us feel bad

smol might: :c NOOOO IM SRY

smol might: he just holds himself and others to a higher standard and if u guys are doing bad even though he is tutoring you, he probably thinks he’s a bad tutor.

pinky and the not brain: i want to say thats crazy but im not the one who grew up with him

danki memes: hes gonna read this and kill u later mido.

smol might: brb gonna go kms

Rocksolid: midoriya is right tho. kats is really tough on everyone, including himself. im gonna go talk to him


rocksolid had signed off

scotch tape:...kATS????

danki memes: did he just

pinky and the not brain: omg this is so juicy.

will it float?: i can’t wait to tell tsu this

smol might: ok but that was so cute?? Not only first name but NICKNAME of first name?

minty fresh: Is that why you call me Shou?


smol might has signed off

will it float?: PFFT

scotch tape: good job you broke him.

danki memes: look at him he’s got anxiety

pinky and the not brain: this is the best day of my life


minty fresh has signed off

gotta go fast: This seems very counter intuitive, we should be scheduling study times!

scotch tape: no

pinky and the not brain: no

danki memes: prob not, bro.


gotta go fast has signed off

will it float?: GUYS he is going to tell aizawa

scotch tape: oh fck okay “study” session in my room hurry up!


scotch tape has signed off

pinky and the not brain has signed off

danki memes has signed off

will it float? has signed off