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You could've told me sooner

Summary:

{Fem! Kevedd}

Keva (Kevin) has her eyes on Eddaline (Edd).
And Edd has her eyes on Keva.
Will they end up with each other in the end?
Or does fate have other plans?
The only way to find out is to read.

Kevedd with a twist, because all of the cul de sac characters you love gender's are reversed.

Notes:

To make reading this a little easier, here are all the genderbent names:

Kevin ---> Keva Barr
Nathan "Nat" Goldberg ---> Natalie "Nat" Goldberg
James "Rave" Castellanos ---> Jemma "Rave" Castellanos
Eddward (Double D or Edd) ---> Eddaline Vincent (Double D or Edd)
Ed ---> Eden Drommond (or Ed)
Eddy ---> Eddi Reese
Sarah ---> Sam Drommond (or Sammy)
Terry ---> Terri Reese
Rolf ---> Ralphina Yekelchik (Ralphie)
Nazz ---> Nate Van Bartonshmeer
Jimmy ---> Jamie Ideori
Jonny (2x4) ---> Jenny (2x4) Scotto
Plank ---> Plankie
Lee Kanker ---> Lee Kanker
Marie Kanker ---> Marty Kanker
May Kanker ---> Jay Kanker
Jim the cactus ---> Jane the cactus

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

(3rd person p.o.v)

It was a beautiful day in the cul de sac, not a cloud was to be seen in the sky. Today was the day that the cul de sac kids would go back to high school. Except for Sam and Jamie, today will be their first day of middle school. 

Right now, Double D was in her house, getting ready for her first day back. 

(Edd's p.o.v) 

"Where is it... where is it?" I said to myself. 

I was looking for my comb, it wasn't in it's regular labeled spot! 
I NEED it to look presentable for school. I cannot just show up to class with my hair an untidy mess, that would be... unethical! 

I kept looking around frantically for my comb. I looked in the living room, through my drawer, and even in the bathroom. 

I kneeled down an looked under my bed. 

"Oh! There you are! What are you doing there?" 

It was under my bed, I picked it up and placed it next to Jane, my cactus. Jane still had a bite taken out of her from when my friend Eden was sleep walking and tried to eat her when we were but children. 

I looked into the bathroom mirror and brushed my hair. It has certainly gotten longer. When I was a child I had short hair that could be hidden almost completely under my hat. I looked at my outfit, I wore a lavender skirt that ended just above my knees. A white dress shirt, and a sweater vest above it, along with my hat. Ahh, the perfect attire appropriate for school and getting a proper education. 

I washed, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, and made my lunch. I am ready for school, now I just have to wait for my dear friends to pick me up so we can walk to school together as usual. 
I looked out my window as I wait for them to arrive. 

And then... I saw her...

Keva. 

Me and my best friends former bully. 
She is the most popular girl at school. 
Everybody, except my friend Eddith of course, loves her. She is very athletic; she's the captain of the girls soccer team, she is on the girls baseball team, and even on the girls basketball team. I know that every boy in school wants to be with her, even some girls. I only say that because, I'm one of those girls... I think. Things are kind of, let's just say, complicated right now. 
I see her talking to Nate and I let out a sigh. I think they like each other. I think I should try to get over her. Even if she doesn't like Nate, she'd NEVER want to go out with ME. 

"SOCKHEAD! GET YOUR SKINNY ASS OVER HERE!" 

That's Eddith, why can't she just use the doorbell, or knock. 

"I'm coming!" I say back to her. 

I went down the stairs and opened the door. Standing there were my two best friends. Eden, and Eddith. Or as I like to call them, Ed and Eddi. 

"Greetings my dear frien-" 

"Hurry up Double D, we're gonna be late!" 

"Late?" I looked over at the clock. 

Oh dear! It is already past 7:30! We ARE going to be late for school! And on the first day! My perfect attendance record, tarnished! 

"Oh dear..." I said quietly 

"Come on Dee!" Eddi said whiles grabbing my hand. 

(Time skip) 

All three of us were walking to school. We were almost there at Peach Creek High School.

"I hope we don't run into them."

By 'them' she refers to the Kanker brothers. Lee, Jay, and Marty Kanker. I 100% agree with her! Ever since we were children, Marty has not leaven me alone! He keeps on 'flirting' with me, and trying to get me to kiss him. As we get older it only gets worse! When I was little, he would call me his 'girlfriend'. Then he started asking me to give him a kiss. And the worst thing is, he actually STOLE my first kiss! I chose not to count the time Keva forced Eddi to kiss me. But NOW, let's just say he's asking me for more than just a kiss. The thought still grosses me out. 

I stopped listening to Eddi and Ed, my mind was elsewhere. 

(Keva's p.o.v) 

"Kev! You listening to me girl?" 

That was my friend, Natalie Goldberg, but she hates her name so we call her Nat instead. We met after she joined the soccer team in elementary school. She played defence. Even today we're on the same soccer team. She's openly Bi, she doesn't give two shits about what people think about her. I wish I could say the same for myself though. 

"Yeah, I hear ya dude" 

"Oh yeah, then what did I just say?" 

"Umm." 

Shit. I wasn't listening to her. 

"KEEEVVAAAAA!!" She whined. "Why you no listen to meeeee?" She said in her usual annoying voice. Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends...

"Sorry dude." I said with a frown. 

She stopped walking and a stupid grin spread across her face. It's the same look she always makes when she figures something out about someone, or knows something. 

"You're thinking about HER? Aren't you Keva?"...Then I remember why we're friends. 

"....Is it that obvious?" 

Nat's the only one who knows that I like HER, well, Nat and Nate. Everyone else thinks that I still like Nate. Yeah, we used to date, but I broke up with him after I figured out that I have feelings for HER. He didn't mind, he's just cool like that. We're still best friends though, well, he's my best friend next to Nat, and maybe Ralphina. I call her Ralphie. 

"Of course! I know you like the back of my hand Kev!" She said while laughing. 

I stopped listening to her, in fact, it seemed like the whole WORLD stopped. 

There she is. 

And she's with the two dorks laughing about something. I'm actually jealous of Eddi, something I never thought I would say. I'm jealous that she's so close to Double Dork. The girl I like. 

Look at her~ 
She's so beautiful
And her eyes are sparkling in the sunlight.

"Anyways, I gotta go Kev, don't wanna be late for my first class." 

I waved her off keeping my eye on dorko. 
I think that Nat noticed though, based on what she just said. 

"Go talk to her Kev!" She yelled before walking away. 

Just then I felt someone bump into me. 

(Edd's p.o.v) 

"Good bye friends!" I said to my two friends. We did not get the same classes, except me and Ed have phys ed together. I detest physical education class! I am not athletic at all! And I am certainly not in good shape even if I am slim. I guess I can only try my very hardest and hope for the best. 

I was heading toward my homeroom, but I think that one of my shoe laces were undone because I tripped. 
I stumbled and bumped into someone, I looked up to see who it was I bumped into. 
Keva. 

(Keva's p.o.v) 

I looked at who bumped into me. 
It was her! 
Eddaline. 
I felt my face get hot, wait! She can't know that I like her! 

"Watch it! Double Dork!" I said to her. 
A couple people watching laughed. 

"I-I'm s-sorry Keva! I promise that it-it will never happen again!" She said running off. 
She was cute when she was scared, but I didn't mean to scare her. Maybe I was too harsh? I really blew it, didn't I?

(Edd's p.o.v) 

"Watch it! Double Dork!" Keva yelled at me. 

"I-I'm s-sorry Keva! I promise that it-it will never happen again!" I ran from her. 

I like her, but she intimidates me. In fact, a lot of people intimidate me. People were laughing at me. 

She really doesn't like me does she? She probably will never like me, not even as a friend.