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terry hintes was DEAD
he was in his deathbed with ear cancer and brad was there and also flowey the flowey and he died . now it was his funeral and everyone was cryi g so hard that one guys eyueball’s fell out. lisa was there, and she wasnt dead anymore becagse she eat the potion. she took out a ratio and started blasting the ost of nintendo land for the wii u.
“stop lisa now isnt not the moment” brad exclaimed
“huh what was tjat cant hear you over my rock ass music” lisa remarked.
“ugh i should of never gave you the posion” flowey the flowey groaned.
“too late bitcb” lisa screamed and she kept playing the rafio
lisa wouldnt turn off the radio so rando took out his bananan phone and called thanatoes the god of death
“what the fuck do you want now!!!!!!!!!!!!!” thanatoast snapped
“m-my aunt w-won’t stop p-playing n-nintendo music a-at the f-funeral c-can you please m-m-make her d-dead again” rando requested
“fine but i gotta bring this peanut butter addicted grandma to the underworld first!!!!!!!!!!!!” thanatomb grumbled
eventually thanatoy was there but then flowey the flowey went in front of lisa before thanatololololollll could get to him
“no if you do that you will die because the potion she ate was made of special chemicals that kill greek gods!!!!!!!” flowey the flowey declared
“oh ok” thanatoremifasolatido uttered.
then thanatomfromeddsworld left. but buzzo was so fed up with the msuic that he shot the radio and then lisa im ean she wouldent dye so it was ok
“wtf i thoughtwhat we had was special” lisa weeped
“no shut” buzzo shouted
the funeral continued on as normal. then lisa started juggling chainsaws and knives and tnt
“DONT DO THAT YOULL EPXLODE THE FUNERAL” the guy who lost his eyeballs but pet them back in caterwauled
but it was to late. a huge kaboom sounded and the funeral exploded. there was hyperrealistic blood and turkey EVERYWHERE. like ALL OVER THE PLACe. it was so scary and it also smelled like roasted farts everywhere from the lisa the pointless fart porn. chainsaws and knifes also flew all over the place it was like a creepypasta
“cool” lisa proclaimed