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Summary:

The AU in which Denki gets high, forgets Sero's number and texts a complete stranger. The AU in which this stranger also happens to be Shinsou, who begrudgingly replies.
Things snowball.
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(Four New Messages from Unknown Number)

(00:28): hey so theoretically if you brought me doughnuts id kiss you
(00:28): or at least i'd let you steal my snacks
(00:28): not the doughnuts though
(00:32): sero?

(00:43): who are you
(00:43): because i am not 'sero'

Chapter 1: 1 - five new messages

Chapter Text

Denki

Shinsou

Bakugo

Sero

Kirishima

Mina

 

(Four New Messages from Unknown Number)

 

(00:28): hey so theoretically if you brought me doughnuts id kiss you

(00:28): or at least i'd let you steal my snacks

(00:28): not the doughnuts though

(00:32): sero?

 

(00:43): who are you

(00:43): because i am not 'sero'

 

(00:43): haha funny please jsut bring the doughnuts man

(00:44): ill pay you back please im just scared to go into the kitchen while bakugo is there

 

(00:45): okay who is bakugo and who are you

(00:45): because i am NOT sero

 

(00:45): please

(00:45): wait youre not kidding are you

 

(00:47): no. i can still bring you doughnuts though

(00:47): actually no im staying in bed but who are you

 

(00:47): oh im denki lol

(00:47): lol whoops i genuinely thought you were sero and he just didnt want to bring the nuts

(00:48): okay i should probably text him brb

 

(00:49): okay

 

(00:55): he said no lmao

 

(00:55): why are you still messaging me

 

(00:55): i thought we were friends??

(00:55): we're bonding lol

 

(00:56): no we absolutely are not.

(00:56): go to sleep jesus

 

(00:56): but im hungry??

(00:58): and sero wont go to the kitchen to get my doughnuts and bakugo is there so if i even so much as think about going near him he'll kill me?? and i just wnt my food because sero decided to get high with me and im hungry you get me?

(00:58): and i want doughnuts

(00:58): but bakugo is scary

 

(00:59): you said that already

(00:59): just punch him, whats the worst he can do?

 

(01:01): hahah he'd break me

(01:01): no jokes hes BUFF

(01:01): kiri wants to kiss him

 

(01:02): who is kiri

(01:02): one of your friends?

 

(01:02): yeah!!!

(01:02): its me, kiri, bakugo, sero and mina :D

(seen, 01:02)  

   

 

(Five New Messages from Unknown Number)

(10:28): hey hey hey

(10:28): grumpy

(10:28): btw thats your name in my phone >:33

(10:28): i did as you said and punched bakugo

(10:28): im currently getting my nose put back into place :DD

 

(10:29): what

(10:29): im still not selo or whoever

 

(10:29): oh no i meant to text you lol

(10:29): and it's sero lol

(10:29): how did you sleep!!!

 

(10:30): what

(10:30): how did i sleep???

(10:30): i slept worse than i normally do when someone is texting me seven times a minute.

 

(10:30): lol!! ur just really fun to text i guess

(10:30): i mean not many people talk to me so i dont have much to base that off

(10:31): but anyway he broke my nose lol

 

(10:32): he broke your nose over doughnuts??

(10:32): were they his and you stole them? if that is the case then i can totally understand why

 

(10:32): no they were mine!!

(10:32): i just invaded his space to get them

(10:32): and punched him

 

(10:33): why did you punch him

 

(10:33): you told me to!!!

 

(10:33): that was before i learned your roommate is a powerhouse who breaks people's noses over doughnuts

(10:33): speaking of which, lmao, you should never listen to me

(10:34): i didnt think youd actually punch him

 

(10:35): well you fooled me

(10:35): he's yelling at me to stop texting andkddfkgdg

 

(10:35): denki?

 

(10:54): SORRY

(10:54): HE STOLE MY PHONE AND MADE ME PROMISE TO NEVER TELL ANYONE HE BROKE MY NOSE

(10:54): OH WAIT I ALREADY BROKE THAT PROMISE

 

(10:55): hey you see that caps lock button?

(10:55): press it.

 

(10:56): NO ITS FUNNY

(10:56): AND IM STILL SVCARED BECAUSE BAKUGO IS WALKING TOWARDS ME

(10:56): MENACINGYL

 

(10:57): denki i beg of you turn the caps lock off

(10:57): you give off bad vibes

 

(10:57): LIKE WHAT

 

(10:58): like you use light mode.

 

(10:58): vxnjdsnsdkjlf WHAT klfskldgkjs

(10:58): i am SO OFFENDED

 

(10:58): does this mean you'll leave me alone now..?

 

(10:58): no <3

(10:58): unless you like,, want me to?

 

(11:00): no

(11:00): i enjoy talking to you

(11:00): i think

 

(11:00): you think?

(11:00): lol thats not very reassuring, grumpy

 

(11:02): dont call me that

 

(11:03): what should i call you?

(seen, 11:03)