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The field that the deities had run through was nothing like the ones that the humans had. No, nothing alike. Seeing as they were deities, and humans are- well, not deities, it seems fitting that the deities would have their own unique field.
With that, their field was a black- blue if you looked at it in a specific perspective- eternal space with little white cotton things that shone brights, while others were puffy and tasted like cotton candy. When the deities united, the vampires made sunglasses out of the cloud so that they would not die by the brightness that was the sun.
Speaking of the deities, or more specifically the vampires, there were two of them. Both were within a few centimeters of each other with slim waists and big hearts. The slightly taller one liked to wear black clothes with huge stompers, those which had become a lesbian fashion statement to the humans below them. The slightly taller one always carried an axe guitar which was painted a mixture of pink, orange, magenta, and white, which bun had done bunself. The shorter one had huge, wide shoulders (which bun never failed to point out), liked to wear soft pink sweaters, and fai even had a small llama that fai had stolen from one of the humans when the human wasn’t looking. Well, fai didn’t steal it, the llama was lost and didn’t want to be returned. The two vampires may have lived in the underworld, but they enjoyed running through the endless space.
The vampires’ closest neighbors were the angels, of which there were three. The tallest had these gorgeous dragon-like eyes. The tallest had these beautiful black wings that hung lightly on cloud’s shoulders which contrasted well with clouds honey skin. Along with these beautiful wings, the tallest had a bean sprout as opposed to the usual halo. The tallest liked the bean sprout and even carried clouds own little bonsai tree that cloud carried for with all the love in the world. The other two angels were soulmates, destined to watch the universe end together as they had watched the universe arise together. The younger one, who had a royal red crown that they robbed from one of the evil capitalists on Earth, stood much taller than the elder. They had a prepossessing smile that created the stars. The elder, who’s ass was the fattest in the galaxy, had the human bigender sign tattooed on purrs right wrist. Purr had big, luscious lips which were often found attached to the royal red crowned angel’s lips. These younger angels had bright white wings that were much heavier than the bean sprout angel’s wings. The three angels had been inseparable since the beginning of time, and they were responsible for creating Earth and dealing with the humans, who they liked to ignore.
While the angels ignored the humans pleas, the sun and moon were probably the show stoppers of it all. The sun literally radiated happiness and positivity everywhere fae went. The aura fae had was worth killing for, or in the moon’s situation, worth living for. The sun had this long yellow dress that split at the beginning of faers legs. It swayed with every single movement of faers hips, which may or may not have been the reason that the sun makes the sizzling noise in the summer. The moon was another story. Xe had this shorter dress which was a dark purple, almost blue if the sun didn’t reflect correctly. The moon also liked eating tangerines and collecting flowers for the sun, and the sun always seemed to make the sunflowers smile the biggest.
These deities had known each other since the beginning of time, and they liked to run in their field together.
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“Hobi, don’t stray too far from the barrier that we know,” Yoongi said, as Hoseok was heading towards their known barrier line. “You know Jin will kill us if we don’t eat fairs food.”
“You know that’s a joke, right,” Hoseok, ever the free flowing sun, replied.
Yoongi rolled xyr eyes and just pulled Hoseok’s dress towards xem. “You’re a little close.” Hoseok’s eyes went wide at how close they were. Yoongi could see the stars reflecting in the brown eyes that Hoseok possessed. Hoseok, in turn, could see the reflection of two chaotic vampires in Yoongi’s cat eyes.
“What are my favorite gays doing near the barrier,” Jin, the shorter one with the bright pink speaker, cut the tension with a knife.
“Are you going to makeout? We can leave-” The loud sound of stompers stomping across the ground were heard, then a pair of doe eyes and a bright guitar came into view. Yoongi, understandably, picked up a star shaped item and threw it at Jungkook.
“Makeout?” Hoseok was confused.
“Ask Joonie,” Yoongi ignored the question and side eyed Jin’s response. “Anyways, dinner is ready.”
“Where’s Joonie,” Yoongi commented on their way back to the little cottage that the group had created early on as a meeting place. They nicknamed it 134340, or Pluto. “You usually send cloud.”
“Joonie was busy with clouds bonsai. I think Hobi needs to help cloud. The bonsai is growing very slowly, and Joonie thinks it needs some sunlight,” Jin explained. “Also, I’ve been calling your name in this universe but you didn’t answer, so Jungkook joined me to find you two at Saturn.”
“I can do that,” Hoseok smiled, which made Yoongi’s heart flip, and Jungkook had to stifle a laugh.
Walking back quickly, the group of four had discussed different board games that they could play after dinner, and before they had to return to their respective homes. When the four arrived back at the small cottage, Joonie was vibrant with seeing Hoseok lighten the bonsai up immediately. Jungkook had run to play with Jimin and Taehyung, who were laying in one of the bedrooms (which were there for when the group had sleepovers). Jungkook pulled buns guitar to the front and strummed a few strings. Taehyung and Jimin started singing, which their voices melted together and had created the wind and ocean noises. They were symbols of calmness, of peace, and that's what they brought wherever they went.
“Ok dinner's really ready now!” Jin screamed from the kitchen which rounded the younger deities together. They joined at the table that Yoongi had set with chopsticks and spoons. The dish was amazing, perfect. And their silence during the meal pronounced it.
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After dinner, Yoongi sat on the couch carefully weaving a sunflower crown for Hoseok. Joonie had come over to give one of the flowers from clouds bonsai, which Yoongi weaved in easily. The house was flowing with music from Jungkook’s axe guitar, Tae’s and Jimin’s heavenly voices, and the soft melodies from Jin’s piano. Hoseok and Joonie were speaking to the bonsai, telling the little tree about their days. Yoongi sat on the couch aggressively weaving a flower crown.
There were wine glasses everywhere, which were all empty. The group was calm after playing five violent games of uno, which might explain why Earth had six earthquakes. Yoongi had been dared by the vampires to kiss Hoseok if xe lost, which xe didn’t, but Yoongi had tried to. The smirks that the vampires had during the game, which showed their small yet sharp teeth, gave Yoongi nightmares. Fate seemed to fight against Yoongi, as every time xe tried to lose, Hoseok would stop that from happening.
This both infuriated and calmed Yoongi. It angered xem because Yoongi wanted to kiss Hoseok so bad, but also it calmed xem because Yoongi feared it. Xe feared faers reaction. Maybe it was more out of fear of not being loved back, but Yoongi tried to bury the fear. It didn’t work, and neither did Hoseok walking over to xem after putting some of Joonie’s chapstick on.
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What Yoongi didn’t know was the fact that Hoseok had admitted faers crush on Yoongi to Joonie, well to Joonie’s bonsai. The two of them had a debate on why Hoseok should have told Yoongi or not, which ended up into a triple dog dare for Hoseok to kiss Yoongi right then and there, to which Hoseok stole Joonie’s chapstick and walked over to Yoongi. Picking up the flower crown, restoring a broken piece that Yoongi made because he was so focused on Hoseok, fae put the flower crown on and sat in Yoongi’s lap. Staring into xyr huge surprised brown eyes, Hoseok took a deep breath and held Yoongi’s face as fae kissed the life out of xem.
Ironically, the humans had an eclipse that day, and it happened several times more later.