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1. Not Fine Together by asleeb

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Oct 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Martin is a judgmental bitch and i like him so much
   • brush your teeth after reading
   • ive never been to scotland forgive me
   • Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives)
   • Depression Overtones
   • canon-typical hand-wringing
   • i just want to listen to these two idly banter for the rest of their lives is that too much to ask
   • Canon Asexual Character
   • Addiction Themes
   • canon-typical halting difficult conversations that have no satisfying conclusion
   • rated M for talking about sex one shower scene and one awkward erection
   • i just want soft ace/allo rep where it's hard and clumsy and there are mistakes but also patience
   • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • sex-favorable Jon
   • Jon has no idea how he feels about sex. at the moment
   • still editing this once in a while heads up
   • Good Cows
   • Cis Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Cis Martin Blackwood

   Summary

   "I'm not saying you can't pet them, just be careful?"
   "I am careful. But these are good cows! Aren't you? You're a very good cow! And Jon is being very silly, that's right."
   Jon scoffed so loudly Martin could hear him clearly all the way over there. The cow that had walked up to where he stood looked to be the curious sort, and nosed the front of his jacket searchingly. Martin scratched her between the eyes, gave the ears a little squeeze.
   "Sorry. I don't have any cow treats. Guess you'll have to eat me, to prove Jon right."

   _____
   In which the boys get to Scotland and enjoy the existence of the world as they know it, for a little while.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Use Your Words

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