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Hi my name is Benrey Ben'rey Brenrye Bennreeey Benry and I have long ebony black hair under my helmet (that's how I like it) with greasy streaks and split ends that reaches my mid-back and piercing yellow eyes like cat piss and a lot of people tell me I look like Barney Calhoun (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Y'Gathok but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an eldritch god but my form looks human. I have pale white skin. I'm also a security gaurd, and I work at a Science Lab called Lambda in America where I'm the oldest fuck (I'm a god). I'm a gamer (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly merch. I love FYE and I buy all my clothes from there. But today instead I was wearing a blue dress shirt with black pants and a security vest, Freddy Fazbear socks and black combat boots. I was wearing black nail polish, white foundation, black eyeliner, and my fuck ton of gamer bracelets. I was walking outside Lambda. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of beta cuck scientist nerds stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Howdy Benrey!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. GORDON FREEMAN!
"What's up Gordon?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.