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“Tezuka, do you know how long and thick Fuji’s cock is?”
Seigaku’s buchō turned, carefully avoiding showing his surprise at the outrageous question.
“Pardon?”
“I’m doing some research and considering that Fuji is one of the shortest members of the team I was just wondering.”
“And why come to me?”
Inui adjusted his glasses.
“There are rumors that the two of you are together. And I haven’t gotten a look at him in the clubroom showers. He’s very good at timing those.”
“Must I remind you that it is not appropriate nor polite to stare while in the clubroom?”
Inui showed a small, calculating smile.
“It’s interesting that you should differentiate between the clubroom and anywhere else. A reason for that could be that the rumors about Fuji and you are actually true.”
“No comment.”
“So they are true.”
“You will do your own deduction anyway. No matter if it’s true or false.”
“Also true. But that still doesn’t answer my question.”
“I am not going to answer this one, nor your first. You’ll have to ask Fuji yourself.”
“So does that mean, if you really aren’t together, that your own eyes have never wandered in the clubroom or the shower room?”
“No.”
“Interesting. You are just as affected by the developing stage of your body as the rest of us, yet you don’t act on it.”
Tezuka wanted to bang his head. Inui would continue with this for hours if no one saved him.
Just when Tezuka’s patience was dangerously close to running out Ōishi came back in.
“I’m sorry, Tezuka. I forgot a book in my locker.”
Appraising the situation and seeing a glimpse of what was going on in Tezuka’s eyes, Ōishi didn’t leave after the retrieval.
“You know, Tezuka, I’ll lock up. I know you have to get home today.”
“Thank you, Ōishi. That would be greatly appreciated.”
Tezuka grabbed his bag, nodded once and was gone.
Inui turned an inquisitive look on the newcomer.
“Are they together, you think?”
Ōishi wasn’t going to play dumb, especially not with Inui.
“No.”
It was a good answer. As Tezuka continued teaching him: Always consider the exact phrasing of the question. Don’t give an opening. And don’t tell anyone what you’re doing.
“So you can’t tell me either which size Fuji’s cock is, can you?”
To his credit Ōishi didn’t blush.
“No.”
Always give short answers to data players or people you don’t know well. Another lesson from Tezuka.
“A pity. I’ll have to start over again then.”
Ōishi was proud when his voice didn’t shake during the next sentence.
“Whatever you’re working on right now, do it at home. I’m locking up now.”
And there was lesson number three from Tezuka regarding people you wanted to stop talking to as soon as possible.
A shame that, at least with Inui, it never worked for his boyfriend.