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2:46 PM
King Dedede created chat “The Star Allies”
King Dedede added Meta Knight, Bandana Waddle Dee, and Kirby to the chat “The Star Allies”
King Dedede gave Meta Knight admin privileges
King Dedede gave Bandana Waddle Dee admin privileges
Kirby: (\ (^o^) /)
Bandana Waddle Dee: So this is what you were planning with giving everybody free phones!
King Dedede: yep!
Meta Knight: I must state that I feel rather conflicted on this plan, your highness.
King Dedede changed their name to “TRIPLE D”
TRIPLE D: wdym
Bandana Waddle Dee: You can do that???
Bandana Waddle Dee changed their name to “B. Dee”
Kirby: oh!!! :o
Kirby changed their name to “Star~Kid”
B. Dee: d’aw
Meta Knight: Giving everybody Kirby counts as an ally or friend a phone and giving them permission to this group chat, is not a plan with many issues on paper.
Meta Knight: But, do you remember just how they are? It’s bound to get out of hand rather swiftly.
TRIPLE D: that’s why you and bandana are admin, to keep them from going too crazy
Meta Knight: Hm.
TRIPLE D: it’ll be just as fun as it will be chaotic. we need a way to keep in communication with everybody fast. also kirby likes hanging out with everyone and this will be a good way to plan stuff out lol
Star~Kid: oh! and they’ll be able to understand me finally!! (\(^w^)(\
B. Dee: Ya! I’ll do my best with keeping them in line! This sounds like it’ll be a lot of fun too :)
TRIPLE D: exactly! so there’s no need to worry, mety
Meta Knight: Please refrain from calling me that in front of the others.
TRIPLE D: only if you change your nickname
Star~Kid: do it, Meta!! it’s real fun! :D
Meta Knight: ...Alright.
Star~Kid: Yay!!
Meta Knight changed their name to “ Meta Knight ”
Meta Knight: It is done.
B. Dee: CJSKAHAOAH
Star~Kid: XD~
TRIPLE D: d
TRIPLE D: did you seriously just add another space inbetween
TRIPLE D: unforgivable
TRIPLE D changed Meta Knight’s name to “Mety Knight~”
Mety Knight~ changed their name to “ Scourge of Darkness ”
B. Dee: Oh, wow! Cool name, Meta!
Scourge of Darkness: Thank you. I hope your highness finds this appealing.
TRIPLE D: you jerk I hear you laughing in the other room
Scourge of Darkness: I hear nothing, but my own victory.
Star~Child: Heh!! I can hear him laughing too! It sounds like a scarfy ^o^
Scourge of Darkness: ...damn it.
B. Dee: Aw I wish I could hear it :(
TRIPLE D: NOW THAT YOU POINT IT OUT IT KIND OF DOES HUH
TRIPLE D: ALSO I JUST NOTICED HOW QUICKLY WE GOT OFF TOPIC
TRIPLE D: i’ll start adding everyone to the chat, hopefully the “scourge of darkness” will help me
Scourge of Darkness: I am already on it.
Star~Child: yay!!! :DD I can’t wait to see everyone!
B. Dee: I can’t tell if I’m more excited or anxious… I’ll catch up with everybody later! It’s almost time for my guarding shift anyway.
Star~Child: Good-Bye!!
B. Dee is offline
TRIPLE D added 7 people to the chat “ The Star Allies ”
Scourge of Darkness added 9 people to the chat “ The Star Allies ”
Marx: t
Marx: triple d???
Knuckle Joe: IS THIS WHAT THE FONES WERE FOR
Star~Child: heyyy!!! :D
Marx: holy shit it thinks in words
Susanna Patrya Haltmann: I feel like we are skipping over “fones”
Daroach: FONES
TRIPLE D: fones
Marx: fones
Rick: Fones.
Kine: fones?
Gooey: fffooonesss!
Star~Child: fones! (^w^)
Knuckle Joe: IS THAT NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT?
Chilly: ...No
Susanna Patrya Haltmann: It’s “phones”.
Knuckle Joe: ...HUH
Knuckle Joe: THIS IS NEW TO ME OK
Rick: oi it’s new to all of us
Marx: ur just dumb lol
Chilly: Okay if we’re done with the “fones” now, can someone explain what this is becuase I’m so confused
Scourge of Darkness: The point of this chat is for us to keep in contact with Kirby’s friends and allies.
Scourge of Darkness: Mostly the ones who had aided us during the “Void Termina” incident. Whether it’s in contact for emergencies or just the general talking to eachother, it doesn’t matter. It also just makes it easier to speak to Kirby.
Marx: Ok ok cool all great and mighty “scourge of darkness” but if it’s about the ones who HELPED during the Void Termina incident
Marx: WHY ARE THESE BITCHES HERE @Francisca @Flamberge @Zan Partizanne
Flamberge: I was hoping to ignore this chat while we recovered, but apparently the walking grape doesn’t want that to happen, huh?
Francisca: I suppose most of you aren’t aware of what happened shortly after the battle… I assumed the King would fill you all in.
Zan Partizanne: ...You two take care of the imbecile while I go back to sleep.
Zan Partizanne is now offline
Star~Child: please don’t fight… also I’m sorry i didn’t get to fill you all in I forgot.. everything has been so crazy I just wanted a break
TRIPLE D: And you will get one. I’ll take care of it from here, Kirby.
Scourge of Darkness: As will I, Kirby.
Star~Child: thx! ^-^
Marx: sorry I’m still recovering from being called a walking grape, but can somebody please fucking explain
TRIPLE D: first of all, language. second, flamberge, zan, francisca, and hyness are allies. shortly after… well… everything, kirby, meta, and i went back on the halberd and kirby befriended them
Scourge of Darkness: They are currently staying in the castle so we can keep an eye on them, as well as ensure a safe recovery.
Scourge of Darkness: Also swearing in front of Kirby isn’t something that has to be avoided. He can hold a sword and has saved the universe many times. He’s proven himself mature enough to hear and see them. He just can’t repeat them.
Daroach: You just want to swear don’t you
Scourge of Darkness: No, Kirby just does not need to get babied anymore.
TRIPLE D: nah he just wants to swear
Marx: a god damn MOOD
Scourge of Darkness: …On the topic of the mages and Hyness, I just want to let you three know that Bandana Dee is currently guarding outside your door. As well as my two trusted guards, Sword and Blade. If you need anything such as food, drinks, blankets, etc. you can open the door and ask one of them and they’ll go get it.
Flamberge: Thank you for your hospitality.
Francisca: What my sister said! I can’t thank you four enough for helping us...
Chilly: If you need an ice pack or something similar to that, text me. It takes no effort to make and it won’t melt.
Susanna Patrya Haltmann: If you need anything technologically related, I could be of assistance. I am particularly talented in that area and can whip up just about anything.
Knuckle Joe: I CAN COOK SOME INSTANT RAMEN
Francisca: aw… thank you all… <3 we don’t need anything atm, but I’ll keep the offers in mind. :)
Flamberge: We should be fine… but thank you.
Star~Child: yay!! Tell me when you’re all recovered!! I want to have a picnic!!
Daroach: ah yes
Daroach: the official “we were enemies but now we’re friends” picnic
Daroach: it’s fucking amazing let me tell ya
Francisca: How many times has this happened to where there’s an official picnic…
Chilly: ...I’m pretty sure a majority of the people in this chat have been in one of those picnics.
Marx: how do you think he convinced me to be an ally lol
Kirby: aw!!! I’m glad you all like my picnics!! <3
Flamberge: ...We’re looking forward to it, Kirby.
Francisca: <3
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6:42 PM
Daroach: I FOUND OUT WHY YOUR NAMES WERE DIFFERENT HAH
Marx: excuse me
Daroach changed their name to “ Cheesed to meet you ”
Marx: WH
Marx: HOW
Cheesed to meet you: hehehe
Marx: RODENT OF THE ALLIES GIVE ME YOUR WISDOM
Marx: oh wait nvm
Marx changed their name to “ Galactic Ambitions ”
Galactic Ambitions: SWEET
Magolor changed their name to “ Egg Wizard ”
Cheesed to meet you: wonderful name… I am very cheesed to see it
Egg Wizard: I beg of you to never say “cheesed” again.
Galactic Ambitions: YOU FINALLY STOPPED LURKING
Cheesed to meet you: cheesed
Egg Wizard: Oh hey, Marx~!
Egg Wizard: I haven’t seen you since the Termina incident.
Galactic Ambitions: well I heard about your fucking theme park
Cheesed to meet you: theme park?
Egg Wizard: Yes, I have a theme park in Dreamland.
Egg Wizard: I made it as an apology after events I’d rather not speak about.
Chilly: It’s surprisingly fun! I had a good time there.
Chilly: Until the rampaging robot…
Cheesed to meet you: I’m sorry but my massive rodent brain skipped over the rampaging robot you made a theme park as an apology??
Egg Wizard: The robot was an accident! Also, yes.
Egg Wizard: Why?
Cheesed to meet you: That’s fucking EPIC I have to go there sometime and bring the boys
Galactic Ambitions: hey HEY bring the clown with you it’s not a real trip at a theme park without entertainment
Chilly: I wouldn’t mind going there again.
Chilly: Also doesn’t the theme park itself provide entertainment…
Cheesed to meet you: HELL YEAH we got a squad to have fun at the theme park
Galactic Ambitions: YESSSS
Chilly: I’ll help show you all around! I really want to play the scope shot again…
Egg Wizard: Actually, I can show you all around! After all, I am the owner of this great theme park~.
Egg Wizard: Also I’m exhausted from punching in calculations and being smart with nobody to watch me. I need a break, dude.
Galactic Ambitions: imagine me doing flips on my funky little beachball right now, isn’t that an awesome image
Galactic Ambitions: also it’s what I’m doing from excitement rn this is going to be fuckin FUN
Cheesed to meet you: So we doing this tomorrow cause I’m already bringing down the Squeak Squad airship™ and pissing off my whole crew for this
Chilly: I’m open tomorrow!
Chilly: I’ll absolutely destroy you all in the Scopeshot.
Galactic Ambitions: ohoHOHOHO WELL SEE
Cheesed to meet you: LETS SEE HOW MUCH POWER YOU HOLD FROSTY
Egg Wizard: FHHSAKHAAOAJAK “Frosty”
Chilly: …
Chilly changed their name to “ Frosty ”
Galactic Ambitions: FUCK YES
Frosty: Tomorrow you’ll be bested by a snowman.
Cheesed to meet you: I’ll steal your bell little man
Cheesed to meet you: tomorrow theft happens
Frosty: djbdsksb
Egg Wizard: Tomorrow, I make pre-preparations to make sure nothing gets stolen.
Galactic Ambitions: so tomorrow? 100% no backing out cowards
Frosty: Yeah? We aren’t even betting anything.
Cheesed to meet you: That's what you think.
Cheesed to meet you: also yes, tomorrow
Egg Wizard: Yep~! Tomorrow.
Galactic Ambitions: FUCK YES ITS A DATE
Egg Wizard: h