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Class 1-A - 6:00 am

Iida Tenya has created a group message

Iida Tenya has named this chat ‘Class 1-A’

Iida Tenya has added Aizawa Shouta, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, and 10+ more

Iida Tenya: It has been brought to my attention that a class group chat would be beneficial, so I took it upon myself to make one. I have added two of our teachers, Aizawa Sensei and Yamada Sensei, just in case Aizawa Sensei can’t come, so please don’t do anything you wouldn’t want them to see.

Iida Tenya has renamed ‘Iida Tenya’ to ‘Iida’

Iida has renamed ‘Aizawa Shouta’ to ‘Aizawa-Sensei’

Iida has renamed ‘Yamada Hizashi’ to ‘Yamada-Sensei’

Please click HERE to see 10+ more

Aizawa-Sensei: I can already tell I am going to regret this, but I will allow it, as long as no one @’s me if there is not an emergency.

Yamada-Sensei: Hey, Little Listeners. I would be happy to help Shouta keep track of everyone in his homeroom. Feel free to @ me whenever, as long as it’s not in Shouta’s class, because he will actually kill you if you do.

Exam Buds - 6:07 am

Zuku: you did that knowing there would be chaos eventually

Zuku: didnt you

Tenten: oh absolutely

Ocha: I fucking knew it.

Tenten: i thrive on chaos

Zuku: same

Ocha: same

Class 1-A - 7:01 am

Kaminari: oh ho ho

Ashido: what

Kirishima: do

Sero: we

Kaminari: have

Ashido: here

Kirishima: i

Sero: wonder

Iida: If everyone will please wait at least one day before spamming the chat with memes, or any other forms of entertainment.

Kaminari: only one day?

Iida: To be frank I don’t have very high expectations, and don’t believe you can last even the time I gave you. But we will see.

Sero: rude

Midoriya: Do you think he’s wrong though?

Ashido: i can totally go one week without spamming memes

Sero: same

Kirishima: same

Kaminari: same

Iida: Ok then, prove me wrong. Personally I don’t think you all can do it.

Kaminari: bet

Sero: bet

Ashido: bet

Kirishima: bet

Exam Buds - 7:20 am

Zuku: nice one ten

Zuku: manipulation

Zuku: didn’t think you had it in you

Tenten: really?

Zuku: oh no

Zuku: i still think you are capable of murder

Zuku: and what’s a little emotional manipulation next to murder

Ocha: practically a blip

Tenten: if im capable of murder

Tenten: then both of yall are definitely capable of murder

Ocha: probably

Zuku: oh yeah i am

Ocha: Izuku...

Ocha: have you killed someone before

Zuku: i can neither confirm nor deny that statement

Zuku: but i can say the less both of you know the better

Tenten: moving on from the fact that zuku might have murdered a man

Tenten: class is starting in 30 minutes are yall at the train stop we get off at

Tenten: cuz i just got off

Ocha: oh im here

Tenten: where

Ocha: look to your left

Tenten: oh i see you

Zuku: eta 30 seconds

Tenten: ok

Ocha: k

Zuku: behind yall

Tenten: lets put our phones away and go to UA

Zuku: got it cap

Ocha: k control freak

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Class 1-A - 4:28 pm

Kaminari: hey yall what was tonights homework?

Ashido: i have no idea

Ashido: @Iida

Iida: For Japanese we have to write a 700 word paper about ourselves, for science and math we have a double sided sheet with questions about ourselves on them, and for health we are supposed to start cataloging our sleep schedule.

Iida: Only our Japanese homework is due tomorrow, but you should try to get as much done today as you can, so you have less tomorrow night.

Kaminari: thanks man

Kaminari: your a life saver

Iida: You are welcome. It would be very unprofessional of me to not give you the knowledge you require to do well in school.

Iida: And also it is you’re, or you are, in that context. Not ‘your.’

Class 1-A - 8:08 pm

Kaminari: if a tomato is a fruit

Kaminari: is ketchup a smoothie, a jam, or a jelly

Midoriya: It can’t be a smoothie because ketchup has cooked tomatoes and a smoothie is only raw fruits or vegetables and a liquid base.

Midoriya: It cant be a jam because jams are stewed fruit and lots of sugar and pectin that thickens and makes it gel, and is a used for toast or in baked goods.

Midoriya: Ketchup cant be a jelly because it doesn't gel, and jelly is fruit juice and a gelling agent. Ketchup has all kinds of things in it, and not tomato juice.

Midoriya: Ketchup is a condiment.

Midoriya: You know.

Midoriya: How it’s labeled.

Sero: Damn Deku

Sero: he really said ‘no, youre wrong im right and heres why’

Ashido: huh

Ashido: hypothetically if you added like... motor oil to a smoothie would it still be considered a smoothie

Midoriya: Theoretically yes, because when you add milk or something similar to a smoothie it is still smoothie so you would be using the motor oil as a liquid base.

Midoriya: However, in practice you would really only care about for less than 24 hours because after that you would be dead.

Ashido: Huh

Sero: you learn new things every day

Kaminari: How do you know all of this

Midoriya: I just know a bunch of random facts. No idea where I got them from. But if you google it it should show up as factual.

Bakugou: STOP BLOWING UP THE FUCKING CHAT YOU DUMBASSES!

Ashido: Jeez Bakugou sorry

Kaminari: you need to take a chill pill, but i guess you never would have heard of that

Bakugou: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Kaminari: do you have caps lock on

Bakugou: Whats it to you

Kaminari: haha. Boomer.

Bakugou: Bitch

Iida: It is very unbecoming of future heroes to say such words, Bakugou.

Bakugou: Shut the fuck up Glasses

Midoriya has renamed ‘Bakugou’ to ‘Kacchan’

Midoriya has locked the name ‘Kacchan’

Kacchan: Turn it back Deku

Midoriya: Sorry i cant

Kacchan: Why the hell not

Midoriya: It’s locked

Kacchan: You locked it

Midoriya: I don’t have admin rights

Kacchan: Yes you do

Iida has removed Midoriya as an admin

Midoriya: No i don't

Kaachan: Fuck you

Iida: Bakugou. How many times must I remind you that it is very unbecoming of a future hero student to curse

Kaachan: Go suck a dick glasses

Kacchan: I’m going to bed and muting the notifications

Kacchan: Fuck off and Die

Exam Buds - 8:45 pm

Ocha: ten... hun

Ocha: you have the mouth of a sailor when you’re with us

Tenten: i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about

Zuzu: tenya...

Tenten: yeeeees

Zuzu: are you tricking our entire class and teachers into thinking youre ridiculously strict so that if you prank someone or do something wrong they will never suspect you

Tenten: no shit

Zuzu: nice

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Class 1-A - 7:10 am

Kaminari: i give up

Ashido: i give up

Sero: i give up

Kirishima: i give up

Kaminari: we cant do it anymore

Kaminari: we have to meme

Kaminari has renamed ‘Kaminari’ to ‘Zeus but Stupid’

Ashido has renamed ‘Ashido’ to ‘Alien but Not’

Sero has renamed ‘Sero’ to ‘Spiderman but Tape’

Kirishima has renamed ‘Kirishima’ to ‘Rock but Alive’

Iida has removed Kaminari as an admin

Iida has removed Ashido as an admin

Iida has removed Sero as an admin

Iida has removed Kirishima as an admin

Exam Buds - 7:12 am

Zuzu: give me my powers back iida

Tenten: fine.

Class 1-A - 7:13 am

Iida has added Midoriya as an admin

Zeus but Stupid: wtf

Alien but Not: what mo please

Iida: I did not make this chat to be spammed with memes. I will not change any names back to their original, but know that I am very disappointed in you.

Exam Buds - 3:42 am

Zuzu: im gonna do it

Ocha: do you have a death wish

Zuzu: i fear no god but myself and Tenya

Tenten: Good.

Class 1-A - 3:43 am

Midoriya has renamed ‘Yamada-Sensei’ to ‘Chill Dad’

Uraraka: Deku, No.

Zeus but Stupid: you wouldn’t do him

Zeus but Stupid: would you

Rock but Alive: he doesn’t want to die

Spiderman but Tape: does he?

Midoriya has renamed ‘Aizawa-Sensei’ to ‘Strict Dad’

Alien but Not: he does

Spiderman but Tape: omfg

Zeus but Stupid: shit

Rock but Alive: he did it

Strict Dad: Why are you still awake, problem child?

Zeus but Stupid: ABORT

Rock but Alive: night

Spiderman but Tape: bye

Alien but Not: im goimg to slep

Midoriya: I fear no god nor mortal enough to make me sleep

Strict Dad: Go to sleep or I will tell your mother

Midoriya: Goodnight, Strict Dad.

Midoriya: I will see you tomorrow.

Strict Dad: That’s what I thought.

Exam Buds - 3:49 am

Tenten: you absolute mad lad

Zuzu: thank you for the compliment

Ocha: you are one brave soul

Zuzu: i just have no will to live

Zuzu: just like i have no father

Tenten: shit Zu

Zuzu: i try

Teacher Trio - 3:54 am

insomniac bitch: guys

insomniac bitch: guys

insomniac bitch: GUYS

insomniac bitch: oh for fucks sake

insomniac bitch: @everyone

loud bitch: what Shouta

bdsm bitch: what the fuck sho

insomniac bitch: they called me dad

loud bitch: who?

bdsm bitch: WHO

insomniac bitch: the problem child

loud bitch: which one

insomniac bitch: the green one

bdsm bitch: Midoriya?

insomniac bitch: yes

loud bitch: i checked

loud bitch: and he did

loud bitch: he called me CHILL DAD

bdsm bitch: wait really?

loud bitch: YES

loud bitch: im gonna cry

bdsm bitch: you prolly already are

loud bitch: i am not

insomniac bitch: yes he is

loud bitch: well you are too

insomniac bitch: shut the fuck up

Class 1-A - 7:13 am

Chill Dad: Wow Little Listener. Thank you for the praise.

Midoriya: You are welcome

Zeus but Stupid: Last night feels like a fever dream

Rock but Alive: it so does

Spiderman but Tape: right

Alien but Not: true that

Kacchan has renamed ‘Midoriya’ to ‘Problem Child™’

Kaachan: @Problem Child™

Kacchan: Bitch

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Class 1-A - 5:17 pm

Zeus but Stupid: so where do yall think tomorrows feild trip is

Alien but Not: i dunno but i hope its to a hero agency or somethin

Iida: I am unsure of where we are going on our field trip, but wherever we are going everyone will be on their best behavior.

Iida: We are representing UA, the best of the best.

Spiderman but Tape: yeah yeah whatever

Spiderman but tape: be on our best behavior blah blah blah don't wreck havoc blah blah blah

Zeus but Stiupid: itll be so boring

Rock but Alive: I mean what could go wrong

USJ - 7:12 am

Shigaraki: Everyone be here by 8:30.

Shigaraki: We will be entering the portals when we are given the signal that the people we are waiting for have arrived.

Shigaraki: If you are not, but still arrive then you will not like the consequences.

Class 1-A - 5:46 pm

Problem Child™: “It will be boring” they said.

Problem Child™: “What could go wrong” they said.

Problem Child™: You guys just had to tempt fate didn’t you.

Rock but ALive: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WE WOULD BE ATTACKED BY VILLIANS!!!!

Problem Child™: I don’t care if you didn’t know. YOU NEVER TEMPT FATE!

Problem Child™: Is everyone ok?

Problem Child™: Other than Strict Dad of course.

Uraraka: Yeah I’m good

Iida: I am also doing just fine, seeing as I was not there for very long, and was instead running to get help from UA.

Tokoyami: Dark Shadow and I are doing just fine thank you

Todoroki: I am fine.

Asui: im good

Mineta: fine

Shouji: im also fine

Sato: I’m alright

Aoyama: I am still shining brightly

Koda: good

Hagakure: Im doing great

Ojiro: I am doing well

Yaoyorozu: I am doing as well as I can be, and I am not injured

Jiro: Im good guys

Kacchan: Im good dumbasses

Rock but Alive: Im good as well

Alien but Not: Im super!

Zeus but Stupid: im good

Spiderman but Tape: Im doing ok

Chill Dad: All students are okay, and the only one injured was Aizawa.

Problem Child™: how is he doing

Chill Dad: Not as bad as I expected, but not very well.

Problem Child™: When will we be able to visit him?

Iida: Yes, I would like to know as well, as I am very worried about his condition, and I am sure the rest of us are as well.

Chill Dad: Only his family is allowed for a week. You all should be able to see him after that though.

Problem Child™: Thank you so much Yamada-Sensei.

Chill Dad: Of course.

Exam Buds - 6:11 pm

Tenten: im really worried about aizawa-sensei guys

Zuku: i am too, but i really don't want to press

Zuku: yama sensei seems equally if not more worried

Ocha: yeah

Ocha: ha didn't say little listener once

Tenten: shit i didn't notice that

Zuku: he always calls me little listener

Zuku: and he didnt

Zuku: hes way more worried than hes letting on

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Exam Buds - 5:56 pm

Zuku: i really dont think that aizawa sensei should have come to school today

Tenten: yeah i agree

Tenten: I mean did you see how many bandages he was in

Ocha: of cpurse its pretty hard to miss

Ocha: course*

Zuku: like i know that we have sports festival in twoish weeks but aizawa is still really hurt

Tenten: you have no room to talk mr. “I break ALL the bones in my arms on a daily basis”

Zuku: shut the fuck up. we dont talk about it. got it

Ocha: we most definitely do talk about it

Zuku: no we dont

Tenten: we should

Zuku: no we shouldnt

Ocha: yes we should

Zuku: nope

Tenten: yup

Zuku: suddenly i cant read

Tenten: yes you can

Zuku: sorry what does that say? i cant tell.

Ocha: omg

Ocha: Fine, but dont think this dsscussion is over

Ocha: discussion*

Zuku: anyway, do yall wanna train tomorrow after school

Ocha: I would but i have plans with family, sorry

Tentn: i can, i dont have anything goin on

Zuku: Aww ocha :(

Zuku: cool, ill see you there then ten

Zuku: you can join us next time ocha!!!

Ocha: i will

Tenten: anyway I gotta start homework

Tenten: ill talk to you guys later

Ocha: kk bye <3

Zuku: see ya

Teacher Trio - 6:12 pm

bdsm bitch: hows zawa?

loud bitch: hes surviving. getting better. recov girl is rlly helping.

bdsm bitch: thats good. why was he at school today? he shouldnt be

loud bitch: i know, and i tried to convince him but he wouldnt have it.

bdsm bitch: of course he didnt the dumbass

bdsm bitch: give him my love

loud bitch: i will

Class 1-A - 10:12 pm

Zeus but Stupid: do we have homework cuz we are so close to the sf

Kacchan: of fucking course we do! what are you a fucking idiot, dunce face!

Zeus but Stupid: whoah no need to be so mean boom boom boy

Zeus but Stupid: no but really guys what is the hw?

Problem Child™ has unlocked the name ‘Kacchan’

Problem Child™ has renamed ‘Kacchan’ to ‘Boom Boom Boy’

Problem Child™ has locked the name ‘Boom Boom Boy’

Rock but Alive: Wow, deku has a death wish!

Boom Boom Boy: fuck off you dumb motherfucker

Iida: There is no need to be so abrasive Bakugou-san.

Boom Boom Boy: DIE

Iida: It is unbecoming of future heros to use such words in the face of classmates, and even villains. It is not our job to bring villains to justice, it is our job to bring them in, so that others may do that for us. Most of all we do not threaten to kill, nor actually kill, anyone, especially our allies, classmates, and friends.

Boom Boom Boy: I didnt need a whole lectre fuckface

Iida: I believe you meant “lecture” Bakugou-san.

Boom Boom Boy: Fuck

Boom Boom Boy: You

Problem Child™: i dont think that iida-san is into you like that kacchan

Exam Buds - 10:47 pm

Ocha: holy shit zuku ur rlly antagonizing bokugou

Ocha: fucking hell

Ocha: antagonising*

Ocha: bakugou*

Ocha: i cant fucking type, apparently

Zuku: lmao could NOT be me

Zuku: I neber make mistakes

Zuku: shit

Tenten: you were satinf

Tenten: god damn it

Ocha: so i guess we all just suck then

Zuku: nah some of us blow

Tenten: lmaoooo

Ocha: go fuck urself zuku

Zuku: id rather fuck ur MOM

Tenten: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tenten: damn they did it to ya

Ocha: i walked right into that ien

Ocha: FUVK

Ocha: SHIT

Ocha: i fuckin give up

Ocha: imma finish my hw then sleep

Ocha: i hate all of you

Zuku: by ocha say hi to ur mom for me

Tenten: night. we hat you topo

Tenten: yeah no theyre right fuck this

Tenten: imma conk the fuck out

Zuku: after homework.

Tenten: yeah after hw.

Zuku: night loser

Tenten: gn

Class 1-A - 11:23 pm

Zeus but Stupid: guys what was the fucking hw?

Zeus but stupid: i didnt write it down.

Problem Child™: ill text it to you

Zeus but Stupid: ur a fuckin lifesave bro, i love you.

Problem Child™: yeah no prob

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Class 1-A - 5:42 am

Problem Child™: Ok hear me out…

Problem Child™: Waking up early sucks, but morning runs and workouts hit different

Problem Child™: Am I right or am I right?

Problem Child™: Im right.

Exam Buds - 5:47 am

Zuku: ok but like i think that was the best run i have ever had in my life

Zuku: i think i could fistfight god rn

Zuku: kwithout my quirk quz i thibk that kouls honestly hurt me more

Tenten: izuku u good?

Tenten: that was a lot of typos and it is early.

Zuku: oh i feel great. the sport vestivwl is in 2 days and i just made a whple por of corfee with mnstr ebergy and drnk tha while thing.

Zuku: im on my scnd pt noe

Zuku: i feel so cukinf godlod

Zuku: good

Zuku: ad redy fr ckass ths morn

Zuku: :D

Tenten: oh fuck

Tenten: was the coffee decaf?

Zuku: nope!!!!!

Zuku: thast wyh i deel do foog

Tenten: how long did it take you to type out those messages in the gc without ny typos nad with proper punc?

Zuku: oh at lsr 5 min esdg

Zuku: my habds wonf sibr shskeon

Zuku: shaking

Ocha: you really need to sleep or dring les caffeine zuku

Zuku: slep is fir the weasj nad desf

Zuku: weak and dead

Zuku: fubd ims od shake

Zuku: ahhhhhhjjhhhhhgghgh!!!!!

Zuku: ok im good now

Class 1-A - 6:30 am

Todoroki: I also find morning runs nice. They help me clear my head.

Problem Child™: OMG i am so glad we agree

Todoroki: Okay.

Zeus but Stupid: damn.

Zeus but Stupid: he do not give a fuck.

Zeus but Stupid: lol

Iida: Kaminari, do try to be kinder to your classmate, Midoriya. It was terribly rude of you to call him out like that. Apologize at once.

Zeus but Stupid: my bad mido that was kinda uncalled for

Problem Child™: No, no, it’s okay!!!

Problem Child™: I promise. :)

Exam Buds - 6:47 am

Tenten: oh izuku

Tenten: kaminari killed u

Ocha: there are reports of a murder in the class 1a gc

Ocha: allegedly student midoriya izuku found dead with kaminari denki standing over his dead body

Zuku: fudk odf asdehols

Tenten: lol lets hope hes more coherent in person

Ocha: otherwise that will be a fun class

Zuku: nah in petfwctky chokl byt hadbs skake

Zuku: fukdn

Tenten: no u got this

Ocha: take ur time

Ocha: really we have all fay

Ocha: day

Zuku: me good but hands shake

Exam Buds - 8:19 am

Tenten: ok so u r like normal in person

Zuku: told u

Ocha: lol watching u take like 2 min to type that was so fucking funny

Zuku: 4u matbr

Zuku: kms

Tenten: lol

Zuku: btw train after school gym? For extra hour for sport festival?

Tenten: yeah im down. Im free

Ocha: me too!!!!!!!!!

Zuku: Yayayayay

Exam Buds - 7:79 pm

Tenten: home safe

Ocha: me too

Zuku: sorry just got home me too

Tenten: btw can someone send me math answers

Tenten: i cannot be bothered to do them tn

Ocha: oh so real

Ocha: zuku??? please

Zuku: ok gimme a sec

Tenten: thank fuck u r a lifesaver

Ocha: im literally in love with you

Zuku: Attachment 3 Images

Zuku: ochako ur literally a lesbian

Ocha: ok and???

Ocha: let me live

Tenten: yeah izuku let her live

Zuku: okay fuck u guys

Zuku: i shoulve never given you my math work

Zuku: for FREE might i add

Zuku: no favors. nothing.

Zuku: and this is how i am treated

Ocha: yeah :/

Ocha: sucks to suck

Zuku: i hate you

Tenten: lmao