Work Text:
"Well hello there, pretty lady..." You mentally groaned as soon as you heard the sentence.
"Fucking hell, I just wanted to get some stuff for dinner..." You thought to yourself, turning around to see who had the gall to "compliment" you.
To your surprise, the dude wasn't as ugly as you thought he would be. Half of his face was hidden by his blonde hair, though, so who knows. Someone with an interesting shade of green hair stood behind him, clearly disgusted by the blonde.
"Did you need something?"
"I need your love," Contempt was all over your face, and you twitched in annoyance at the blonde. Walking right past him, you waved your hand dismissively.
"No thanks."
"But my lady!" Really annoyed now, you spun on your heel, hands on your hips.
"What?!"
"It'd be my pleasure to make you breakfast." The blonde slid his hand under the hidden half of his face and pulled his hair back, revealing his full face. The blonde winked, but you were too busy trying to figure out how he had two eyebrows curling the same way to realize what he had done. The green-haired man behind him began to burst out laughing, making the blonde growl in frustration.
"And just what's so funny, mosshead?!" Through his laughter, you could make out one sentence.
"The fact that you can't wink with only one eye showing, shit cook!"
"YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW, CRAP SWORDSMAN!" The blonde and the green-haired man began to fight in the middle of the store aisle, completely forgetting about you.
Slowly, and very carefully, you walked away.