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‘’Hello fellow humans, it is I, your lord and saviour—‘’
‘’No, no, go to your own channel if you’re gonna spew your—‘’ Womble laughed, his chat going crazy, asking if Cy is back, ‘’yes yes, he’s alive… unfortunately.’’
‘’Heeeey’’ obvious sad voice, this was all going Cyanide’s way, the chat practically saying Womble needs to stop being mean etc.
‘’No, but he deserves it, because he’s an arse—‘’
‘’Stealth~ Soviet is bullying me again~’’
‘’I am not!’’ Voice pitched higher than necessary, he cleared his throat and tried again, ‘’I was just saying that if he was going to spew, I mean… Say his religious stuff, he should go… Do that on his channel, that was all.’’
The channel was quiet, Cyanide cleared his throat, ‘’see? Bullying!’’
‘’If anything, you're bullying me!’’
This went back and forth a while, finally the subject got changed, ‘’oh, what I’m doing for Halloween? Well—‘’
‘’Home crying to scary pictures, that’s of you as a baby’’ Cy grinned, ‘’oh ha ha, if I wanted to be traumatized by ugly scary babies, I’d look at yours.’’
Womble quickly cleared his throat, ‘’my Halloween plans are to watch horror movies, yes, but I wont be alone—‘’ he switched his camera to Lulu, ‘’because I have Lulu!’’
She wagged her tail and the chat forgot about his lonely ass plans… All except… Cyanide.
‘’Well, that’s lame.’’ He scoffed, ‘’Lulu is gonna run out the room and you’ll be sitting there screaming in fear.’’
‘’No, I'm no—oh nevermind’’ Womble knew he had lost, better just move on.
‘’So, what’s the oh so holy Cyanide’s plans for Halloween?’’ Sarcasm and sass dripping out as if it was a very greasy burger.
‘’Who me?’’ He added his sweet oh so innocent voice, ‘’I’m gonna watch you watch horror movies.’’
‘’Are you going to hide in the closet? You’re allowed to come out you know…’’
‘’What? I’m not the one in there, it’s you!’’ Cy whined in defence, ‘’and no, I mean, I'm coming to your place, and watch horror movies with you, idiot.’’
‘’Oh…’’
‘’Yeah, I'm really nice—‘’
‘’So you’re just inviting yourself--’’
‘’I’ll bring ciders.’’
‘’You’re welcome to join me to watch horror movies anytime, Cyanide.’’
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‘’So, what are we watching?’’ Cyanide waltzed through the door, Lulu came running up to him, wagging her tail so much she was practically wiggling her entire body.
‘’Well, I have a list—‘’ Womble cleared his throat and started to list them off.
‘’A Quiet Place’’, you would die here instantly’’ he looked up from the paper, Cy stuck his tongue out.
‘’How long is this list?’’
‘’Long.’’
‘’Just like my—‘’
‘’The Blair Witch Project!’’ Soviet shouted, avoiding the image crawling into his mind. ‘’How about a classic? ‘Halloween’?’’
‘’Boring’’ Cyanide opened up two cans and handed one to Womble.
‘’Fine, I guess you wont care if i choose one then?'' Soviet looked up the movie, Womble pressed play, Cy grinned.
~
‘’Hey Womble…’’ Cy whispered, he refused to admit it, but the movie was scarier than he thought…
‘’…mmyeah?’’ Soviet felt his body growing cold, he turned to look at Cyanide, who was looking pale, holding his hand briefly over his eyes, ‘’I'm not scared, I just don’t want to fall asle—‘’
A loud noise from the movie caught them both off guard, causing them to equally scream like ‘little girls’.
The main character in the movie ran down some stairs, Cy and Soviet pretended that they were totally not holding around each other, face pressed cheek to cheek.
‘’We can’t tell the squad this.’’ Womble whispered.
Cy nodded quickly, ‘’never ever.’’