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Sawamura Created a New Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

Sawamura Added Azumane, Sugawara, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Kageyama to the chat

(7:00PM)

Sawamura : Alright, I created this chat for Volleyball

Sawamura: IT BETTER STAY VOLLEYBALL

Hinata: A new group chat?!

Hinata: AWESOME!!!

Hinata: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!

Kageyama: IDIOT STOP USING CAPSLOCK

Hinata: NO

Hinata : YOU STOP FIRST

Kageyama : YOU STOP

Hinata : NO YOU

Kageyama : NO YOU

Hinata : NO YOU

Kageyama : NO YOU

Sawamura : I have regrets

Sawamura : So So So many regrets

Yamaguchi : Guys!

Yamaguchi : Stop fighting!

Hinata : NO YOU

Kageyama : NO YOU

Sugawara : BOTH OF YOU STOP OR ELSE I'LL HAVE YOU RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL

Sawamura : Technically I have the authority to assign laps

Sugawara : DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?!

Sawamura : No Sir

Azumane : This chat is off to a good start! :D

Yamaguchi : ooooooh yeah    ( ￣ ▽ ￣ )

Azumane : That looks so cool! How'd you do that?

Yamaguchi : Oh, its a custom keyboard option in the apps store

Yamaguchi : _LINK_

Azumane : Aaaaaah! Thanks Yamaguchi-San!

Yamaguchi : ＼ ( ≧▽≦ ) ／

Sugawara : You two

Sugawara : Never change

Yamaguchi : (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

Chat: Yū stop jumping off the rafters

(6:45PM)

THUNDER : Alright, who changed the chat name?!

THUNDER : I don't jump that often do I?!

Blondie : you do

Ryu : you do

Chika_Mom : you do

Rice_Paddy : you do

THUNDER : AW COME ON!

THUNDER : I Don't!

Ryu : don't try to deny it Yū!

Ryu : y o u  k n o w  w h a t  y o u  d i d  ( ￣ ︿￣ )

THUNDER : I said I was sorry!

Chika_Mom : Yū, you nearly gave Takeda-Sensei a heart attack!

Ryu : You made me spill soda on MY HOMEWORK

Rice_Paddy : how do you even get up there in the first place?!

Rice_Paddy : The rafters are really high, you can't just

Rice_Paddy : like

Rice_Paddy : yeet yourself up there

THUNDER : I can and I did

THUNDER : I never give up my secrets

THUNDER : N E V E R

Blondie : The point is

Blondie : You have to stop jumping from the rafters

THUNDER : NO

THUNDER : It's too much fun ┐( ︶ ▽ ︶ )┌

Ryu : Yū please

THUNDER : Nah

Rice_Paddy : YU PLEASE

THUNDER: NAH

Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

(7:13PM)

Nishinoya : oooooh a new chat eeh? (o ･ ω ･ o)

Nishinoya : your names are soooo boring

Nishinoya : Imma change names~~

Ennoshita : Noya no

Kinoshita : NOya NO

Narita : Noya NO

Tanaka : Noya YES

Nishinoya : Here we go!

Nishinoya changed his name to THUNDER

THUNDER changed Tanaka to RyuUUUU

THUNDER changed Kinoshita to Blondie

THUNDER changed Ennoshita to EnNO_SHIT_A

THUNDER changed Narita to NAHrita

EnNO_SHIT_A : why?

EnNO_SHIT_A : why do you feel the need to do this?

THUNDER : why not? ( ￢ ‿ ￢ )

RyuUUUU : Thank you Have a Nice Day

THUNDER : alsoooo

THUNDER changed Sawamura to Crow_Captain

THUNDER changed Azumane to Hobo_Ace

THUNDER changed Sugawara to Silver_crow

THUNDER changed Hinata to Sunshine

THUNDER changed Kageyama to Milk_Man

THUNDER changed Tsukishima to SaltyShima

THUNDER changed Yamaguchi to Sorry_Tuskki

THUNDER: and with that, I bid Adieu~~~~

RyuUUUU: Dramatic bitch

THUNDER: ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

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Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

(12:59PM)

Hobo_Ace: Noya why

THUNDER: why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EnNO_SHIT_A: That can’t be your answer to everYAIOHOHAOHDHADHAD

EnNO_SHIT_A: STOP THAT NISHINOYA I SWEAR

THUNDER: you can’t stop me bitch

EnNO_SHIT_A: Bet?!

THUNDER: aakdaldhladhladhkadladad

Hobo_Ace: what’s going on?

Silver_Crow: ooooh I like my name

Silver_Crow: Thanks Noya!

Crow_Captain: Yeah, the name’s cool

Sunshine: um guys

Sunshine: Ennoshita-senpai is chasing Noya-san through the hallways

RyuUUUU: Its probably cause Noya jumped off the rafters again

RyuUUUU: @Blondie

RyuUUUU: u wanna expalin?

Silver_Crow: expalin

Crow_Captain: expalin

Sunshine: expalin

Blondie: sure I’ll E X P A L I N

RyuUUUU: ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

Silver_Crow: I’m sorry Noya did what

Crow_Captain: How did he even find the rafters?

Sunshine: WOAH! NOYA SAN IS SO COOL!

Blondie: He climbed up the rafters and jumped on Ennoshita

Blondie: who then dropped his phone and nearly cracked his head

Blondie: He’s now out for revenge

Hobo_Ace: is he okay?!

EnNO_SHIT_A: he won’t be soon enough

EnNO_SHIT_A: @THUNDER  WHERE ARE YOU U SHIT

THUNDER: nah

THUNDER: look up

Blondie: okay so Noya somehow climbed up the wall

Blondie: He’s waving from the edge of the ceiling

RyuUUUU: Not again

Silver_Crow: I have so many questions

Silver_Crow: how did Noya climb up the walls?

Crow_Captain: why has this happened more than once?

Silver_Crow: WHY DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHERE THE RAFTERS ARE?!

Sorry_Tsukki: Wait there are rafters in the school?

RyuUUUU: no one looks up

SaltyShima: Thanks genius

Blondie: I look away for one minute and he gone

Silver_Crow: wait what

THUNDER: Oy! @SaltyShima

THUNDER: Tsukki look up

Sorry_Tsukki: don’t call him that

SaltyShima: Don’t call me that

SaltyShima: How did you get up there?

SaltyShima: howevenisthispossible.jpg

EnNO_SHIT_A: FOUND YOU BITCH

THUNDER: ksddhaksdasjfad TSUKKI YOU BETRAYED ME

Silver_Crow: ASDFGHJKL

Silver_Crow: how are you hanging out there?!

Crow_Captain: WTF NOYA

Hobo_Ace: Noya how did you even do that?!

THUNDER: I take my secrets to the grave, Assahi-san

THUNDER: adlahdlasdha I MEANT ASAHI-SAN

THUNDER: I’m so sorry!

Silver_Crow: alsldhldsalda Assahi

Crow_Captain: Ass-ahi, nice kill Noya!!

Sunshine: Ass-ahi

Milk_Man: Ass-Ahi

SaltyShima: Ass-Ahi

Sorry_Tuskki: Ass-ahi

EnNO_SHIT_A: Ass-ahi

Blondie: Ass-ahi

NAHrita: Ass-ahi

Hobo_Ace: ……..

Hobo_Ace: This is why I left the club in the first place

Crow_Captain: LDDSHADASLDA ASAHI NO

Chat: Yū stop jumping off the rafters

(2:00PM)

THUNDER: What’s the agenda today boys?

Chika_Mom: why aren’t you paying attention in class?

THUNDER: Contemporary literature killing me

Ryu: That’s rough buddy  (´-ω-`( _ _ )

THUNDER: RYU U MAD GENIUS

Ryu: ???

THUNDER: What bender would you guys be?

THUNDER: I’d be an Earthbender!

Ryu: I’d be a firebender

Chika_Mom: I’d probably be an Earthbender, since I’ve been dealing with you two

THUNDER: Nah, You’re a waterbender since you’re so calm

Ryu: definetly a waterbender

Blondie: wait why are we debating on this

Blondie: Though I’d definetly want to be an Airbender

Rice_Paddy: Firebender

Rice_Paddy: next

THUNDER: why a firebender though

Blondie: why not

THUNDER: gee ya got me there (￢_￢;)

Ryu: Ok so

Ryu: we got two Firebenders

Ryu: and One Earth, water and Air bender

Ryu: That’s a nice lineup

Ryu: though I thought you’d be a firebender too @THUNDER

Chika_Mom: so did I tbh

Blondie: ^^

Rice_Paddy: ^^^^^^

THUNDER: why?

Ryu:….

Chika_Mom: your whole Rolling Thunder thing

THUNDER: OOOOOOH

THUNDER: nah, Earthbending’s the best

THUNDER: I mean, Toph was a badass bitch ngl

THUNDER: she’s my Hero!!

Ryu: Tru

Chika_Mom: tru

Blondie: tru

Rice_Paddy: tru

THUNDER: I wanna be just Like her

THUNDER: kill people

Ryu: Yū I don’t think she ever killed people

THUNDER: you think anyone survived a boulder to the face?

THUNDER: or being crushed between two slabs of stone floor?

Chika_Mom: the man’s got a point Ryu

Blondie: even I knew that

Ryu: This is slander

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Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

(4:05PM)

Crow_Captain: Guys, practice started, where are you?

Crow_Captain: @SaltyShima @Sunshine @Milk_Man @THUNDER @Hobo_Ace @RyuUUU @EnNO_SHIT_A @NAHrita @Blondie

Crow_Captain: where u at?

Silver_Crow: should we be worried?

Hobo_Ace: Sorry! I just got Hinata and Kageyama down from a tree

Crow_Captain: what

Silver_Crow: what

EnNO_SHIT_A: basically those two challenged Noya and Tanaka to a tree climbing competition

EnNO_SHIT_A: you can guess how that ended

SaltyShima: lookatthoseidiotsgo.MP4

Silver_Crow: OMG HINATA

Silver_Crow: are you okay?!

Sunshine: I’m fine!!

Sunshine: Noya-San and Tanaka San caught me in time!

Milk_Man: the idiot slipped on one of the branches while showing off

Milk_Man: Somehow Noya san caught him and lifted him on one of the branches with Tanaka san’s help

Milk_Man: We had to wait for Asahi san

Crow_Captain: what do you mean by wait?

Milk_Man: SaltyShima over there just laughed at us and recorded, Yamaguchi and Ennoshita were too short to reach, and Narita’s afraid of heights.

SaltyShima: I kept recording because I knew I was too short to reach you all

SaltyShima: also you bought it upon yourselves.

Milk_Man: @Hobo_Ace had his phone off

Hobo_Ace: I had a test today and didn’t want any distractions

Crow_Captain: well

Crow_Captain: get here quickly

Silver_Crow: Noya and Tanaka aren’t here tho

SaltyShima: yeah about that

Sunshine: NOYA SAN HURT HIS SHOULDER

Crow_Captain: WAIT WHAT

Silver_Crow: IS HE OKAY?!

EnNO_SHIT_A: Tanaka took him to the nurse

EnNO_SHIT_A: we should hear from him in a few minutes

(4:25PM)

THUNDER: Hey guys!!! Sorry I’m late!

Sunshine: NOYA SAN! HOW’S YOUR ARM?!

THUNDER: hey Shoyou, my arms are fine

RyuUUUU: the nurse told you to take it easy, remember?

THUNDER: Rightttt (￢_￢;)

Chat: Glass Giant >> Libero

(4:27PM)

Glass Giant: Noya I’m so sorry!!!

Glass Giant: If I hadn’t switched off my phone

Glass Giant: Then you wouldn’t have to catch Hinata

Glass Giant: and nearly dislocate your arm!

Glass Giant: all of this is my fault

Glass Giant: what if you lose all feeling in your hands?!

Glass Giant: oh god you’re mad at me aren’t you?!

Libero: Asahi san chill!!

Libero: I was asleep! (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Glass Giant: Noya!

Glass Giant: How’re your arms?

Libero: they’re fine!

Libero: luckily Shoyo and I weight nearly the same

Libero: so my hands weren’t dislocated

Glass Giant: how did you catch him so fast, anyways?!

Glass giant: you practically moved at the speed of lightning

Libero: I dunno

Libero: instincts I guess

Glass Giant: are you mad at me? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Libero: aww cute~~~~

Libero: also mad at you for what?

Glass Giant: I had my phone off

Glass Giant: you got injured because I couldn’t get to Hinata in time

Libero: Asahi unless you could see the future

Libero: I could never be mad at you!!

Libero: it wasn’t your fault anyways

Libero: don’t beat yourself up for something unpreventable

Glass Giant: but still!

Libero: alright, that’s it

Glass Giant: Noya?

Glass Giant: What do you mean by that’s it?

Libero: where are you?

Libero: nvm I see you!! (✧∀✧)/

Glass Giant: I’m scared……

Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

(4:35PM)

RyUUUU: GUYS

RyUUUU: GUYS

RyUUUU: GUYS

RyUUUU: GUYS

RyUUUU: GUYS

RyuUUUU: GUYS

SaltyShima: FOR GOD’S SAKE WHAT IS IT?!

RyuUUUU: SOS

Silver_Crow: is everything ok Tanaka?

RyuUUUU: I lost Noya!!!!!!!

EnNO_SHIT_A: AGAIN?!

Blondie: TANKA GOD DAMN IT

Crow_Captain: why am I not surprised that it happened more than once?

Milk_Man: how do you even lose a whole person?

RyuUUUU: Kageyama you have no room to talk

SaltyShima: you lost Hinata when we toured Tokyo that one time

SaltyShima: before we had the match with Nekoma

Milk_Man:…….

Milk_Man: anyways we need to find Noya San

Hobo_Ace: GYUS I TIHNK NYOA WIKL MURFER ME

Crow_Captain: Asahi is everything okay?

Silver_Crow: Asahi?!

RyuUUUU: Noya’s with you?!

Hobo_Ace: ASDFGHJKAALSFAHLA

Blondie: I found Noya

Blondie: he just ran up and straight up

Blondie: tackled Asahi screaming

Blondie: NEGATIVITY BEGONE

Crow_Captain: wonder where he got that from? (¬_¬ )

Silver_Crow: the best ╮(￣ω￣;)╭

SaltyShima: Nice Kill Noya San

SaltyShima: hededson.JPG

Blondie: nyoom.MP4

Sunshine: ASDFGHJKLQWERTY

Sunshine: it looks painful tho

Sorry_Tsukki: asdahaldhda;faf

EnNO_SHIT_A: NOYA NOOO

EnNO_SHIT_A: U CAN’T KILL HIM YET

RyuUUUU: nOyA yEs!!

Milk_Man: I’m concerned about ‘yet’

EnNO_SHIT_A: you don’t have to be

Milk_Man: I’m still concerned

NAHrita: I can’t believe Asahi’s dead

NAHrita: First we have Deadchi

NAHrita: now Asa-died takes the mantle

Crow_Captain: Stop telling people I’m dead

Hobo_Ace: I’m not dead!

NAHrita: sometimes I can still hear their voices

Silver_Crow: asdlkahdlsdhalddk (*°▽°*)

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Chat: Yū stop jumping off the rafters

(5:00PM)

THUNDER: we need to change our names

THUNDER: also the chat name

Rice_Paddy: any reason why

Chika_Mom: it’s a good idea tbh

Chika_Mom: I don’t think Noya needs any more reminders to jump off rafters

Ryu Changed the chat name to SQUAAAAAAAD

Chika_Mom changed the chat name to NO

Ryu changed Chika_Mom to KILLJOY

KILLJOY changed Ryu to Headache

Headache: Hey!! (`皿´＃)

KILLJOY: (¯▿¯)

Rice_Paddy: I’ll change the name

Rice_Paddy changed the chat name to Village Idiots

THUNDER: to be fair, you, Chikara and Hisashi have all the braincells

Blondie: the name still applies since you talk us into your ideas

Blondie: like the Noodle Incident

THUNDER: w e   d o n ’ t   t a l k   a b o u t   t h e   N o o d l e   I n c i d e n t

Headache: ok! yeesh 〣( ºΔº )〣

THUNDER changed their name to TITAIN

THUNDER changed Blondie to Enabler

THUNDER changed Rice_Paddy to Baldie

Baldie changed TITAIN to Gremlin_Child

Gremlin_Child: Hey!

Headache: Accurate

Enabler: accurate

KILLJOY: accurate

Baldie: accurate

Baldie: WAIT WHY AM I BALDIE?

Gremlin_Child: Tanaka took one head joke, so u take the other

Baldie: (￢`_` ￢)

Gremlin_Child: anyways Guys

Gremlin_Child: the real reason I’ve gathered you all here today

Headache: what is it?!

Gremlin_Child: I think I like Asahi san

KILLJOY: the sky’s blue

Enabler: the grass’s green

Gremlin_Child: huh

KILLJOY: I thought we were stating things that were obvious

Gremlin_Child: I will steal your kneecaps

KILLJOY: bring it

Baldie: as much as I enjoy these kneecap-stealing related threats

Headache: ahem

Baldie: apart from Ryu, big fan

Gremlin_Child: Phineas and Ferb?

Baldie: they were and still are ICONIC shut up

Enabler: what do u want to do about it.

Gremlin_Child: deny it until my dying day

Headache: Yū NO

Enabler: Yū NO

Gremlin_Child: YU YES

Gremlin_Child: besided why would someone as strong

Gremlin_Child: brave and gentle like Asahi-san like someone like me?

Gremlin_Child: chaotic, loud, annoying, impatient, short

Gremlin_Child: that one time I made him leave the club cause I couldn’t keep my mouth shut

Headache: HEY! That’s my best buddy and bro you’re talking about!

Gremlin_Child: Ryu?

Headache: Asahi would be crazy not to like you!

Headache: you’re strong, confident and you lift him up like crazy

KILLJOY: Tanaka’s right you know

KILLJOY: sure you may be annoying and loud, but that’s just who you are

KILLJOY: and its endearing

KILLJOY: you’re also the most caring person we know, and do your best to cheer all of us during and out of a game

Baldie: and Asahi leaving the club wasn’t your fault

Baldie: it was his own choice cause of his lack of self confidence

Enabler: also did you give him any shit over leaving the club after he came back?

Gremlin_Child: noooo

Enabler: then you’re good! Like the others said

Enabler: you’re Asahi san’s biggest supporter next to suga and Daichi, and I’m sure he probably likes you too

Gremlin_Child: how do u guys even know that?!

Headache: have you seen the looks he gives you?

KILLJOY: asahi looks at you like you hung the moon

Headache: besides who wouldn’t love our tiny, cute ass libero?

Gremlin_Child: I’m NOT cute!

Gremlin_Child: Im a beast; a terror!!

KILLJOY: nah

Headache: nah

Baldie: nah

Enabler: nah

Gremlin_Child: This is slander!

Headache: Now that Noya’s Bi crisis is over

Gremlin_Child: Bi Crisis?!

Headache: HUSH

Headache: you guys wanna come over to my house

KILLJOY: homework?

Headache: do I really need a reason to hang out with my best buds?

Headache: also yea my parents are out and so’s Saekou nee

Gremlin_Child: Im THERE!

KILLJOY: ^^

Enabler: ^^

Baldie: ^^

Chat: Karasuno Volleyball

(6:12PM)

THUNDER changed the chat name to We Who Shall Not Be Named

Crow_Captain: why?

Silver_Crow: DO NOT SAY WHY NOT

THUNDER:……

THUNDER: (｡T ω T｡)

RyuUUUU: NOYA GET BACK HERE

RyuUUUU: WE DID IT

THUNDER: OMW!!

Silver_Crow: what…?

Crow_Captain: some things are never meant to be understood

(12:00)

EnNO_SHIT_A: WTF DID WE JUST SUMMON

EnNO_SHIT_A: AND HOW DO WE MAKE IT GO AWAY?!

THUNDER: IF WE KNEW THAT THING’D BE GONE BY NOW

NAHrita: TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

THUNDER: NO YOU DIDN’T

RyuUUUU: NO YOU DIDN’T

NAHrita: NO I DIDN’T

Blondie: GUYS STOP SCREAMING, I THINK ITS GONE

RyuUUUU: NO ITS NOT

THUNDER: I GOT IT

RyuUUUU: WAIT NO

RyuUUUU: IT BACK

RyuUUUU: IT BACK

THUNDER: IT BACKKKKKKKK

EnNO_SHIT_A: I THINK YOU MADE IT MAD LMAO

Blondie: GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND LET’S GO

RyuUUUU: NOYA U BETTER GET THIS THING OUT OF MY HOUSE OR SO HELP ME

THUNDER: WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M TRYING TO DO

THUNDER: BESIDES THIS WAS YOUR FAULT

RyuUUUU: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SAEKO KEPT A BOOK ON DEMONS?!

THUNDER: How were—

THUNDER: ANYTHING IN LATIN IS PROBABLY DEMONIC

Blondie: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SUPERNATURAL MAN?!

Crow_Captain: what’s going on?!

Crow_Captain: is everything alright?

SaltyShima: what did you do now? Summon demons?

Crow_Captain: that’s impossible thank goodness

THUNDER: oh wow how’d you know?

EnNO_SHIT_A: NISHINOYA

RyuUUUU: NISHINOYA

Blondie: NISHINOYA

NAHrita: NISHINOYA

THUNDER: PARKOUR

SaltyShima: wait what

Crow_Captain: YOU SUMMONED A DEMON?!

Crow_Captain: WHAT THE HELL GUYS?!

Crow_Captain: NO

Crow_Captain: HOW THE HELL?!

NAHrita: you make it sound like we did it on purpose

THUNDER: you mean we didn’t

RyuUUUU: I still think it’s the wind

EnNO_SHIT_A: THE WIND DOESN’T HAVE FOOTSTEPS

Blondie: THE WIND CAN’T MOVE FURNITURE

RyuUUUU: JUST LET ME LIVE IN DENIAL

THUNDER: DENIAL WON’T SAVE YOU FROM FLYING FURNITURE

SaltyShima: what kind of a demon is it?

THUNDER: we can’t see it

Crow_Captain: then how do you know its a demon?!

NAHrita: THERE’S UNHOLY CHANTING AND WHISPERING EVERYWHERE

Blondie: also we summoned it using Latin

SaltyShima: and anything summoned using Latin is automatically a demon

SaltyShima: of course

EnNO_SHIT_A: everything’s quiet….

NAHrita: yeah

THUNDER: FOUND ITLSKHDLD

RyuUUUU: Do it DO IT DO IT DO IT

THUNDER: we did it!

RyuUUUU: finally

Crow_Captain: wait what happened

NAHrita: Tanaka found the right incantation and Noya chanted it.

Crow_Captain: everyone’s ok now right

Blondie: yeah, no injuries, only cleanup

Blondie: finally, who’s ready to sleep now

THUNDER: Not Me eeoierowiurw

Blondie: he just conked out didn’t he?

RyuUUUU: Yeeeeah ┐(￣∀￣)┌

SaltyShima:…..

Crow_Captain:……….

Crow_Captain: well this was an eventful night

SaltyShima: I’m pretending this was all just a bad dream

SaltyShima: Good Night

Chat: We Who Shall Not Be Named

(7:15 AM)

Silver_Crow:…..

Sunshine:…..

Milk_Man:…..

Sorry_Tsukki:…..

Hobo_Ace:…..

Sunshine: woooooow

SaltyShima: oh god it wasn’t a fever dream

SaltyShima: those idiots really summoned a demon

EnNO_SHIT_A: sorry for spamming the main group

EnNO_SHIT_A: we didn’t realize which group we were in trying to hide from that thing

Silver_Crow: that’s it none of you are to be left alone from now on

THUNDER: not even a little bit?

Silver_Crow: no

Silver_Crow: not even a little bit

THUNDER: to be fair Saeko nee was the one who bought the book in the first place

Blondie: right @RyuUUUU did u ask your sister why she had that?

RyuUUUU: apparently, she takes Latin in college

RyuUUUU: and she took this as ‘required reading’

EnNO_SHIT_A: Tell her to get rid of it

EnNO_SHIT_A: NOW

Milk_Man: suddenly I dread my own second year

Sunshine: speak for yourself

Sunshine: I can’t wait!

Hobo_Ace: @Crow_Captain @Silver_Crow were we ever that chaotic in our second year?

Crow_Captain: I don’t think so?

Silver_Crow: we never really tried summoning demons in the first place

Silver_Crow: or climing rafters

THUNDER: HEY!

Silver_Crow: how do you even find the rafters?!

THUNDER: Nah

Silver_Crow: that’s not an answer Noya

THUNDER: NAH

Hobo_Ace: Let’s not do either of those (⌒_⌒;)

THUNDER: Don’t worry Asahi san

THUNDER: I’ll protect you from demons!! ＼(≧▽≦)／

Hobo_Ace: really?

THUNDER: of course you big baby! ☆⌒(≧▽° )

Hobo_Ace: Thanks Noya! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

THUNDER: (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

Crow_Captain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Silver_Crow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hobo_Ace: DO NOT

THUNDER: what

THUNDER: oh gtg

THUNDER: my grandpa’s calling me!

Hobo_Ace: bye Noya

Sunshine: BYE NOYA SENPAI

Chat: Accept Your Fate Dead-chi

(7:25 AM)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deadchi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Braincell: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ASSahi: NO STOP

ASSahi: Do NOT

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Chat: We Who Shall Not Be Named

(10:00AM)

Milk_Man: so someone gave Hinata coffee

Silver_Crow: wait WHAT

THUNDER: IS HE OKAY?!

Milk_Man: he can’t stop shaking

Milk_Man: he’s running around everywhere

SaltyShima: oh god

SaltyShima: the human tangerine will be even more UNBERABLE today

Sorry_Tsukki: as much as I want to deny it

Sorry_Tsukki: I agree with Tsukki

SaltyShima: death take me now

SaltyShima: my body is ready

THUNDER: TSUKKI!!!

Sunshine: HOWDOYOUSTIPSCHAKING?!

Crow_Captain: huh

Silver_Crow: what?!

Milk_Man: his hands are shaking too much for him to type properly

Milk_Man: I just took his phone

THUNDER: he’s asking us how to stop shaking

THUNDER: oooof poor shoyou

RyuUUUU: how jittery is he?

Milk_Man: he’s taken a few laps around the court now

Milk_Man: and he’s STILL shaking like crazy

EnNO_SHIT_A: did you try turning him off and on again?

RyuUUUU: lsdadhsldahldh ENNOSHITA

THUNDER: AAKJSLALFKADALK

Crow_Captain: why did he even drink that stuff?

Milk_Man: apparently he didn’t know whatakhslahslas

Crow_Captain: ???

Silver_Crow: is everything okay?

Milk_Man: HINATA JUST CLIMBED A TREE AGAIN

RyuUUUU: SOMEONE CALL ASAHI I’M OMW

THUNDER: Me TOO!

Crow_Captain: @Hobo_Ace

Crow_Captain: @Hobo_Ace

Silver_Crow: @Hobo_Ace

Crow_Captain: @Hobo_Ace

Crow_Captain: @Hobo_Ace

Hobo_Ace: what

Hobo_Ace: What Happened?

Milk_Man: Hinata climbed a tree again

Hobo_Ace: I’m omw

RyuUUUU: sohedownnow.mp4

SaltyShima: he’s going to be be insufferable

Sorry_Tsukki: is he ok?!

Silver_Crow: is he ok?!

Hobo_Ace: he just crashed actually

Hobo_Ace: theycute.JPG

Crow_Captain: is Hinata asleep against Kageyama

Silver_Crow: awwww @Milk_Man adorable

Hobo_Ace: Kageyama can’t reach his phone right now but would like me to let you know

Hobo_Ace: shut up suga san!

Hobo_Ace: his words not mine

Hobo_Ace: pleasedontkillme

Silver_Crow: (|‿|)

Blondie: wow I can’t believe Asahi’s dead again

THUNDER: QWERTGBVCXSWERTYH

Chat: Village Idiots

Gremlin_Child: The fact that we can’t fully control our own organs and bodily functions is like we don’t have admin privileges of our own bodies

Gremlin_Child: Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton

Gremlin_Child: your future self is watching you right now through memories

Enabler: hey Noya

Enabler: WTF?!

Gremlin_Child: life is just a simulation, we aren’t real, just a figment of a toddler’s imagination

Enabler: why

Enabler: why do you do this?

Headache: the convenience store ran out of Gari Gari kun

Baldie: ooof

KILLJOY: OOOOF

Gremlin_Child: WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CONVINIENCE STORE IF ITS SO INCONVINIENT?! (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Headache: NOYA NO

Baldie: did he

KILLJOY: Noya got in the rafters, again didn’t he?

Gremlin_Child: why is the world like this

Gremlin_Child: cold, unfeeling, SO CRUEL (ಥ﹏ಥ) (ಥ﹏ಥ) (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Headache: I’ll convince Saeko Nee to get us some gari gari

Gremlin_Child: Ryu did I ever tell you that you’re my favourite bro

Headache: bro

Gremlin_Child: bro 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

KILLJOY: OMG NOYA GET OFF THE RAFTERS

Gremlin_Child: You’re not my dad!

KILLJOY: Get down from there

Gremlin_Child: ok

KILLJOY: WAIT NOT ONIJLAHLHALJ:A

Headache: rip

Baldie: rip

Enabler: rip

Chat: Tanaka Senpai>>> Cinnamon Roll

(4:00PM)

Tanaka Senpai: So

Tanaka Senpai: @Sunshine how was the coffee

Cinnamon Roll: UGGGGHHHHH

Cinnamon Roll: NEVER AGAIN

Tanaka Senpai: ooof that bad? ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(￣ω￣ )

Tanaka Senpai: next time, don’t take drinks from strangers

Cinnamon Roll: I’ve learned my lesson with that one

Tanaka Senpai: anyways u wanna help me with something?

Cinnamon Roll: depends, with what

Tanaka Senpai: things are too quiet right now

Tanaka Senpai: so I wanna shake things up a bit

Tanaka Senpai: coffee.mp4

Cinnamon Roll: is that Noya San’s bottle?!

Cinnamon Roll: why are you pouring coffee in there?!

Tanaka Senpai: cause I wanna shake things up

Cinnamon Roll: what should I do?

Tanaka Senpai: give him the bottle, he looks thirsty right now

Cinnamon Roll: alright!!

Tanaka Senpai: is he drinking it?!

Cinnamon Roll: yeah….

Tanaka Senpai:………

Cinnamon Roll:…….

Tanaka Senpai: huh?

Chat: We Who Shall Not Be Named

(4:10PM)

Hobo_Ace: Noya, is everything okay?

Blondie: what do you mean, Asahi san?

Hobo_Ace: he got quiet all of a sudden, and keeps staring at the bottle

Crow_Captain: @THUNDER is everything okay?

THUNDER: I don’t know

Silver_Crow: Noya?

THUNDER: everything’s so quiet

SaltyShima: what?

SaltyShima: everything’s noisy, you people are too loud

Sorry_Tsukki: Tsukki you think everything’s loud

SaltyShima: shut up yamaguchi

Sorry_Tsukki: sorry Tsukki

THUNDER: no

THUNDER: I mean that the buzz is gone

RyuUUUU: buzz?

Silver_Crow: what buzz?!

Silver_Crow: how did this even happen?

Crow_Captain: what did you even drink?!

Crow_Captain: cause this happened after you took a sip of water from your bottle

THUNDER: shoyou gave me the bottle though

Crow_Captain:…….

Sunshine: I can explain

RyuUUUU: WAIT NO

Sunshine: sorry Tanaka san, but something might be seriously wrong here

EnNO_SHIT_A: is Noya okay?!

Sunshine: Tanaka san poured coffee into Noya san’s bottle and made me give it to him

Crow_Captain: wait WHAT

Hobo_Ace: but Noya isn’t acting like Hinata when he drank coffee

Hobo_Ace: he’s acting the complete opposite

THUNDER: that’s cause everything’s supper quiet

THUNDER: I can focus better

RyuUUUU: WAIT WERE’D HE GO?!

Blondie: SHIT HE GOT UP THE RAFTERS AGAIN

Blondie: NARITA GET THE BROOM

NAHrita: I’m on it

Silver_Crow:……. I don’t even want to know

EnNO_SHIT_A: Caffeine?

EnNO_SHIT_A: ooooooh

EnNO_SHIT_A: that’d explain it

RyuUUUU: huh?

Sunshine: HUH

Milk_Man: Huh?

Hobo_Ace: huh?

EnNO_SHIT_A: my cousin’s like that, my aunt and uncle used to give them coffee to calm them down

EnNO_SHIT_A: freaked my parents out one time seeing a 10 year old kid holding black coffee mixed with dark chocolate and cinnamon

EnNO_SHIT_A: and she stayed calm and quiet the entire time

EnNO_SHIT_A: we don’t know why or how that happens, it just happens

Blondie: that’s sounds so cool tbh

Sunshine: yeah!!!!!!

THUNDER: that makes so much sense

THUNDER: I don’t like it though

THUNDER: its too quiet

Blondie: where even are you?!

RyuUUUU: I’m sorry noya! I wouldn’tve done that if id known itd affect you like this!!!! ( ╥ω╥ )

Sunshine: ME NEITHER!!!!!

Sunshine: IM SO SORRY NOYA SAN ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

THUNDER: its fine!

THUNDER: its better to find out about this now than when I would’ve been alone or smth

Sunshine: That sounds terrifying

Sunshine: everything’s quiet and there’s no one around

Sunshine: just you, your thoughts and the cold, unfeeling silence

Sunshine: echoing around you

Sunshine: haunting you

Milk_Man: hey Hinata

Milk_Man: WTF?

SaltyShima: a dream come true

EnNO_SHIT_A: there’s one thing though,

Blondie: what that

Hobo_Ace: OH SHILKAHDLADDA:

Headache: Oh Foklsd

Silver_Crow: wha

Sunshine: is everything okay?!

Hobo_Ace: OH GOD NOYA COLLAPSED

Sunshine: WHAT

Crow_Captain: WHAT?!

Silver_Crow: WHAT IS HE OKAY?!

EnNO_SHIT_A: his caffeine crashes are gonna be terrifying

Hobo_Ace: HE FELL FROM THE RAFTERS BUT I CAUGHT HIM

Headache: ASAHI IS HE OKAY?!

Hobo_Ace: He’s asleep thank goodness

Hobo_Ace: I’m taking him to the nurse’s office

Sorry_Tsukki: this has been a wild wild day

SaltyShima: I’m still hoping that this is a fever dream

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Chat: Village Idiots

(5:45AM)

Gremlin_Child: Guys I’m going to the store

Gremlin_Child: Do y’all want something

KILLJOY: want u to stop climbing the rafters

KILLJOY: PLEASE

Gremlin_Child: HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Gremlin_Child: no

Headache: what do they have?!

Gremlin_Child: just tell me what you want Ryu

Headache: some of that spicy ice cream?!

Gremlin_Child: done!

Gremlin_Child: @Baldie @KILLJOY @Enabler

Gremlin_Child: what y’all want

KILLJOY: never use Y’all in front of me again

KILLJOY: I’ll have what Ryu’s having

Gremlin_Child: ya sure?

Gremlin_Child: that shit pretty spicy tho

KILLJOY: lemme have it!!!!!

Baldie: I’ll have some Gari Gair kun too Yū

Enabler: if they have chocolates, bring some for me!!

Gremlin_Child: what kind?

Enabler: surprise me

Gremlin_Child: aight I’m at the store now and

Gremlin_Child: I SEE GARI GARI

KILLJOY: he go Nyoooom

Chat: NoIMPULSE>>> Libero

NoIMPULSE: Noya could you get me something to drink

NoIMPULSE: Preferably something cold

NoIMPULSE: kinda like soda or cold coffee or something else

NoIMPULSE: Oy @Libero where u at?!

NoIMPULSE: OOOOOYYYYYYYY STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE

Libero: sorry sorry

Libero: I was looking through sodas and my hands are full (´｡• ω •｡`)

Libero: im coming back now!!!

NoIMPULSE: aight

NoIMPULSE: YOU GOT THE SPICY SHIT RIGHT?!

Libero: oooooh yeah! And the Gari Gari KUN

Libero: also I’m gonna ask Asahi to buy ice cream with me today (๑˘︶˘๑)

NoIMPULSE: WOAH WHAT?! (O.O)

NoIMPULSE: holy shit you go little man ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Libero: WHATCHU SAY?!

NoIMPULSE: I meant big man

NoIMPULSE: whatever

NoIMPULSE: you gonna ask him after practice?

Libero: yeah!

Libero: the store is nearby both of our houses so it’s the perfect place to have ice cream and chat!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

NoIMPULSE: oooooooooh have fun Little bro!!!

Libero: ha

Libero: ha

Libero: ha

Libero: (＃`Д´)

NoIMPULSE: (・`ω´・)

Chat: Glass Giant >>> Libero

(6:00PM)

Libero: Hey Asahi, you free after practice today? ヽ(ˇヘˇ)ノ

Glass Giant: oh Noya, ofc im free!

Glass Giant: what’s up?!

Libero: wanna have ice cream with me

Libero: you told me u never had Gari Gari kun before

Libero: just the cone ones, right?

Glass Giant: yeahhhhh?

Glass Giant: why

Libero: I wanna fix that travesty

Libero: what do u say?

Libero: Ice cream on me

Glass Giant: alright

Glass Giant: im paying for it tho

Libero: WHAT NO

Libero: IM PAYING FOR IT  ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

Libero: Its my idea??? (ノ_<、)

Glass Giant: NAH

Libero:……..

Libero: you’re lucky you’re cute

Glass Giant: hUH

Glass Giant: WHAT

Libero: ice cream Asahi

Libero: ice cream

Chat: We Who Shall Not Be Named

(6:30PM)

Hobo_Ace: @Crow_Captain HOLY SHIT

Hobo_Ace: GUYS

Hobo_Ace: I WENT WITH NOYA TO GET SOME ICE CREAM

Crow_Captain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Silver_Crow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hobo_Ace: guys this is serious!!!!!

Milk_Man: what happened Asahi san?

RyuUUUU: Woah GET IT NOYAAAA

THUNDER: IT WAS AWESOME

Hobo_Ace: THERE WAS A HUGE WEIRD GUY WHO KEPT TRYING TO SAY THAT NOYA WAS HIS SON AND TRIED TO GRAB HIM FROM ME

Crow_Captain: holy shit are you guys okay?!

Silver_Crow: WHAT?! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Silver_Crow: IS NOYA OKAY?!

RyuUUUU: ASAHI ARE YOU GUYS OKAY HOLY SHIT

Hobo_Ace: We’re okay!!! At the hospital though

Hobo_Ace: Noya had to get stiches and I have a few bruises

THUNDER: he got what was coming to him for that

Hobo_Ace: NOYA HE WAS CARRYING A KNIFE

THUNDER: WELL HE DIDN’T USE IT DID HE?!

Crow_Captain: A KNIFE

RyuUUUU: YO WHAT?!

Crow_Captain: NOYA WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM?!

Silver_Crow: IS ANYONE HURT?

THUNDER: everything’s fine mom and dad

THUNDER: Asahi nearly pissed himself and the other guy was a bit worse for wear but we’re all right

Hobo_Ace: NOYA YOU HAVE STICHES ON YOUR NECK

RyuUUUU: WHAT HOLY SHIT

Sunshine: NOYA SAN YOU’RE HURT?!

EnNO_SHIT_A: NOYA ARE YOU OKAY?!

Crow_Captain: oh god oh god oh god oh god

Silver_Crow: DAMMIT ALL

Crow_Captain: suga calm down

Silver_Crow: HOW CAN YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN DAICHI NOYA GOT HURT ASAHI NEARLY GOT HURT

THUNDER: it was just a tiny cut guys calm down

Hobo_Ace: IT’S AS BIG AS MY PALM

Hobo_Ace: YOU HAD TO GET STICHES

THUNDER: SNITCHES GET STICHES SWEETHEART

Hobo_Ace: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

SaltyShima: Noya san that was very dangerous

SaltyShima: did you call the police on the guy?!

Milk_Man: wow is Salty concerned

SaltyShima: two of our teammates were at KNIFEPOINT KAGEYAMA

SaltyShima: OFC I WOULD BE CONCERNED

Sunshine: he has you there

Milk_Man: this is SLANDER (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Milk_Man: Narita san did I use that right?!

NAHrita: Im proud of u kageyama

RyuUUUU: ok Woah Narita never knew you had it in you

NAHrita: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ spread memes (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

EnNO_SHIT_A: I speak for all of us when I ask

EnNO_SHIT_A: ASAHI TELL US WHAT HAPPENED

Hobo_Ace: Noya and I went to buy ice cream at the convenience store and we talked for a while

Hobo_Ace: he had to get home soon and I told him I would drop him off

SaltyShima: is there a point to this

Hobo_Ace: there is sush

SaltyShima: did you just—

Silver_Crow: S U S H

Hobo_Ace: thank you Suga

Hobo_Ace: ANYWAYS there was a creepy tall guy who turned from a nearby alleyway and walked towards us

Hobo_Ace: Noya grabbed my hand and told me to walk faster so that I could get this guy off our trail

Hobo_Ace: then I tripped on a bottle and fell

Crow_Captain: reallllllly?!

Silver_Crow: Asahi!!!!!!

Hobo_Ace: in my defense I was freaked out okay?!

Hobo_Ace: the guy then came up and cornered us

Hobo_Ace: he kept eyeing Noya so I kept him behind me, then he told me to

Hobo_Ace: step away from his son

THUNDER: at this point I told the guy to fuck off cause my parents are at home and he aint my dad

THUNDER: then the guy reached out and grabbed me by the sleeve

Crow_Captain: oh god

Silver_Crow: shit shit shit shit

SaltyShima: oooooh shit

RyuUUUU: FUCK DAMMIT

THUNDER: everything turned out alright in the end tho

THUNDER: Asahi san and I beat up the guy before the police arrived

Crow_Captain: IM SORRY THE POLICE?!

Hobo_Ace: I called 119 while Noya kicked the guy in the nuts

Hobo_Ace: he took out the knife he had and cut Noya with it

THUNDER: at that point Asahi lost it and started punching the guy while I told the 119 guy where we were

THUNDER: then I knocked him out with a wooden plank I found

Hobo_Ace: and that’s the gist of it

RyuUUUU: holy shit

SaltyShima: nice kill Noya san

THUNDER: that’s one kill I take pride in

Crow_Captain: I—

Crow_Captain: you guys are okay right

Hobo_Ace: I’ll be sore for a while and Noya isn’t allowed to talk since the blade went kinda deep in his neck

Silver_Crow: im literally crying right now

Silver_Crow: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY FAMILY

Silver_Crow: DID THE POLICE GET THE GUY?!

THUNDER: yeah they got him thank goodness

EnNO_SHIT_A: holy shit you guys are at the hospital right now right?

Hobo_Ace: yeah?

THUNDER: unfortunately my mom’s gonna kill me (╥_╥)

Hobo_Ace: my mom’s gonna kill me too (╥_╥)

SaltyShima: lol rip

RyuUUUU: Ill kill u first k?

THUNDER: TANAKA!!!!

Sunshine: GET BETTER SOON ASAHI SENPAI NOYA SAN

THUNDER: Thanks Shoyou

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Chat: We Who Shall Not Be Named

(1:45AM)

THUNDER: how’s everyone doing tonight?!

THUNDER: im stuck in bed and am about to make a lotta questionable choices

RyuUUUU: dude you need to rest

Crow_Captain: ITS NEARLY 2 IN THE MORNING

Crow_Captain: also Noya NO

THUNDER: too late im already out the window

RyuUUUU: Yū as my best bud and bro

RyuUUUU: even I gotta put my foot down this time around

RyuUUUU: You JUST got better from getting stabbed in the neck

THUNDER: I wasn’t stabbed, it was a cut

THUNDER: come on ryu! Ill be fine!!!!

THUNDER: icecream.jpg

Silver_Crow: wgsat’s happeninshjg

RyuUUUU: morning suga

Silver_Crow: WHAT WYH ARE YOU IN THE CONVINIENCE STORE AT 1 IN THE MORNING

THUNDER: Im boored

THUNDER: so soooooo bored

Crow_Captain: that doesn’t mean you’ll sneak out of the house!!

EnNO_SHIT_A: god what did I do to deserve this

EnNO_SHIT_A: I mustve done something

THUNDER: ill greet u by the rafters first Eno k?

EnNO_SHIT_A: NO PLS NO

THUNDER: suffer thot

RyuUUUU: suffer thot

THUNDER: ooooooh im at the park now

THUNDER: swings.jpg

EnNO_SHIT_A: get off the swings noya

THUNDER: NAH

THUNDER: oh shit

Crow_Captain: im assuming the night guard nearly caught him

Silver_Crow: im not bailing him out

RyuUUUU: awwww come on

SaltyShima: IT IS

SaltyShima: 2 IN THE MORNIING

SaltyShima: GO TO SLEEEEEEP

RyuUUUU: Noya snuck out and we’re seeing if he got caught or not

SaltyShima: knowing his track record he probably got caught

THUNDER: I LIVED BITCH

THUNDER: WOOOOOOOH

THUNDER: also im home now

Crow_Captain: glad to hear that

Crow_Captain: NOW SLEEP

RyuUUUU: ooooof

Crow_Captain: SLEEEEEP

Chat: Village Idiots

(10:45AM)

Gremlin_Child: ok so my throat hurts and im in the nurse’s office

Headache: WHAT IM ON MY WAY

Headache: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Gremlin_Child: this girl wouldn’t leave me alone man!!

Gremlin_Child: she kept grabbing my hand randomly it was kinda irritating tbh

Gremlin_Child: I accidentally opened my big mouth and started coughing

Gremlin_Child: im at the nurse’s office now

KILLJOY: everything’s clear right?

Gremlin_Child: yeah

Gremlin_Child: I just made the stiches itches

KILLJOY: what

Gremlin_Child: I MADE THE STICHES ITCHES

Bladie: why do you do this

Headache: Im here!!!

Headache: lookatthisbitch.jpg

Gremlin_Child: eeeeyyyyyyyy

Headache: eeeeeeyyyyyy

Enabler: look behind you

Gremlin_Child: EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

Headache: EEEEEEEYYYYYY

Enabler: EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

Baldie: KINOSHITA NO

KILLJOY: KINOSHITA NOOOO

Gremlin_Child: another one bites the dust

Headache: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Enabler: AND ANOTHER ONE GONE, AND ANOTHER ONE GONE

Headache: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Gremlin_Child: HEY, I'M GONNA GET YOU TOO

Enabler: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

KILLJOY: what

Gremlin_Child: Don’t question it

Headache: Don’t question it

Enabler: wooooow

Gremlin_Child: JINX

Headache: JINX

Bladie: Tanaka Ryuunosuke

Baldie: did u go back to class yet

Gremlin_Child: ooooooh he full named you

Baldie: Nishinoya Yū

Gremlin_Child:……… no he didn’t

Headache: YŪ TRAITOR!!!!

Gremlin_Child: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Chat: We Who Shall Not be Named

(12:00PM)

Sunshine: OMG IS EVERYONE OK?!?!?

Milk_Man: WHO SCREAMED JFC

RyuUUUU: Is everyone okay?!

EnNO_SHIT_A: to the one who screamed

EnNO_SHIT_A: you owe me a new milkshake

Baldie: ooooof

Crow_Captain: I know what happened

Crow_Captain: @THUNDER did you really have to scare Asahi like that

THUNDER: IM SORRY

THUNDER: I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS GONNA FAINT

Silver_Crow: wait what

Silver_Crow: Asahi screamed like a girl who got murdered?!

Sunshine: why

Crow_Captain: because

Crow_Captain: spider man over there climbed into the vents this time

EnNO_SHIT_A: Im sorry the VENTS?!

RyuUUUU: rip

THUNDER: I saw you guys and thought I could say hi!!

Crow_Captain: Well text us a warning next time

SaltyShima: what did he do?

Crow_Captain: NOYA DROPPED DOWN IN FRONT OF US SCREAMING HI GUYS

Crow_Captain: AND NEARLY GAVE BOTH OF US A HEART ATTACK

Sorry_Tsukki: wait Daichi san u said he fainted

Sorry_Tsukki: IS HE OKAY?!

Crow_Captain: well he did and he’s fine

Crow_Captain: Nishinoya on the other hand

EnNO_SHIT_A: what did he do?

SaltyShima: what did he do?

Silver_Croe: what did he do

THUNDER: in my defense im the libero

THUNDER: Im supposed to receive balls

Crow_Captain: Balls yeah

Crow_Captain: a glass heart giant who’s taller and heavier than you

Crow_Captain: generally not recommended

RyuUUUU: WAIT YOU TRIED TO CATCH ASAHI SAN

THUNDER: I caught him tho!!

Crow_Captain: no I caught him

Crow_Captain: u were buried under him

Sunshine: Omg noya san

EnNO_SHIT_A: are u alive gremlin child

THUNDER: no daichi killed me

EnNO_SHIT_A: understandable

Blondie: aaaawwww Deadchi’s first body count

Blondie: im so proud

Crow_Captain: im NOT DEAD

SaltyShima: accept your fate deadchi

Crow_Captain: TSUKISHIMA KEI

SaltyShima: ╮(￣_￣)╭

THUNDER: in all seriousness im fine tho

SaltyShima: this picture proves otherwise

THUNDER: huh

RyuUUUU: huh

SaltyShima: hebleedin.jpg

Crow_Captain:………..

Silver_Crow:…………

RyuUUUU:………….

THUNDER: wait nO

RyuUUUU: NISHINOYA YŪ THAT’S A LOTTA BLOOD

THUNDER: IT WAS FROM THIS MORNING JFC

Crow_Captain: U ACTUALLY TORE THEM OUT

THUNDER: NOOOOOOOO IM FINE

THUNDER: I WENT TO THE NURSE

Crow_Captain: don’t think I didn’t see the bleeding under the bandages noya

THUNDER: that wasn’t because of Asahi!!!

Crow_Captain: (눈_눈)

Silver_Crow: alright that’s it im coming over rn

Silver_Crow: NOYA GET YR ASS IN THE NURSE’S OFFICE

THUNDER: I just left it tho

Silver_Crow: NOW

THUNDER: FFFINNNEEEE MMOOOOOM

Chat: Glass Giant >>> Libero

(3:00PM)

Glass Giant: NOYA OMG

Glass Giant: IM SO SO SO SORRY

Glass Giant: I CANT BELIEVE I FELL ON YOU OML

Glass Giant: oh I guess you’re still under anesthesia the nurse gave you

Glass Giant: she scares me tho

Glass Giant: since school nurses typically don’t have anesthesia nor do they know how to restitch wounds

Glass Giant: she stitched u up noya

Glass Giant: I think I fainted again at that point

Glass Giant: I think im bothering u again aren’t I?

Libero: oh no yr not carry on!!

Glass Giant: OMG NOYA YR AWAKE!!!!

Glass Giant: how r u feeling?

Libero: foggy, kinda doped up on drugs rn

Glass Giant: drugs?!

Libero: the ones the nurse gave me

Glass Giant: ooooh

Glass Giant: BUT ANYWAYS

Glass Giant: IM SO SOOOOOORY I FELL ON YOUUUUU (╥﹏╥)

Libero: Asahi san that’s my fault!!

Libero: you wouldn’t have fainted if I didn’t come out of the vents

Glass Giant: let me make it up to u tho

Libero: shouldn’t I be the one making it up to u tho?!

Glass Giant: LET ME MAKE IT UP TO U

Libero: NO IM MAKING IT UP TO U

Glass Giant: ok so how about we take turns

Glass Giant: ill make it up to u now and u can make it up to me later

Libero: how bout I make it up to u now and u can make it up to me later

Glass Giant: this is going nowhere

Glass Giant: I cant believe im doing this

Libero: Asahi san

Glass Giant: Noya

Glass Giant: as your upper classman let me make it up to u

Libero: ARE U REALLY PULLING THE SENPAI CARD RN?!

Glass Giant: I’m pulling the senpai card rn yes

Glass Giant: so?

Libero: finnnnnne

Libero: where to?

Glass Giant:………..

Glass Giant: to be honest…..

Glass Giant: I didn’t think this far ahead (⌒_⌒;)

Libero: AALKDLFSAFHFLA

Libero: omg Asahi

Libero: lets meet at the coffee shop

Glass Giant: Keyaki Coffee?

Glass Giant: alright!!

Libero: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Libero: It’s a date

Glass Giant: date?

Libero: unless u don’t want it to be that is

Libero: NVM IGNORE ME

Libero: ITS ALL THE DRUGS

Libero: adlkdjsldaslsasfajflf

Glass Giant: I’d like it to be a date tbh

Libero: Really?!

Glass Giant: yeah!!!

Libero: Alright, its officially a date!!!

Glass Giant: cool beans!

Chat: Libero >>> NoIMPULSE

(4:10PM)

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RYU

Libero: RRRRRYYYYUUUUU

Libero: RYU

NoIMPULSE: WHAT

NoIMPULSE: WHAT IS IT YŪ?!?!

Libero: I GOT A DATE

NoIMPULSE: WOAH

NoIMPULSE: THAT’S MY BROOOOOO!!!!!

NoIMPULSE: wait its not Kiyoko is it?

Libero: no dumbass its Asahi san

NoIMPULSE: WWWWWOOOAAAAAHHH

NoIMPULSE: U GET YR MAN BRO

Libero: YEAH IMMA GET MY MAN

Chat: Accept Your fate Dead-chi

(4:10PM)

Assahi: ASLHAHHADHDDA:

Assahi: LAJSLAJDLLADLALKDA

The Braincell: you okay there Asahi?

Assahi: sorry processing

Assahi: I got a date with Noya

The Braincell: WAIT WHAT

The Braincell: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

The Braincell: @Deadchi GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RN

The Braincell: @Deadchi

The Braincell: @Deadchi

The Braincell: @Deadchi

Deadchi: WHAT

The Braincell: THE CHILD HATH GOTH A DATE

Deadchi: WOAH WHAT

Deadchi: OUR ASAHI

Deadchi: THE ONE WHO HAS A COMPLETE MELTDOWN AT THE MENTION OF A DATE?!?!?!

Assahi: yup

Assahi: with Noya

Deadchi: GET YR MAN DUDE

The Braincell: GET YR MAN

Assahi: alright imma get my man

Assahi: oh god I have a date

Assahi: ASALDKADLFALFHALFFKH

Deadchi: aaaaaand he’s back

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Chat: We Who Shall Not be Named

(2:55AM)

SaltyShima: why were we made to exist

SaltyShima: just to die at the end

SaltyShima: forgotten unless we make our mark

SaltyShima: IS LIFE JUST AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF SUFFERING

SaltyShima: if so I won’t conform to Life’s sick games

SaltyShima: Life? More like LIE

Crow_Captain: Tsukishima is everything ok?

Sorry_Tsukki: he had too much coffee again

THUNDER: you mean this happened before?

SaltyShima: we don’t talk about the incident

Sorry_Tsukki: we don’t talk about the incident

RyuUUUU: WOAH THEY GOT THEIR OWN NOODLE INCIDENT

THUNDER: we don’t talk about the Noodle Incident

RyuUUUU: JFC OKAY

SaltyShima: LIFE IS A SIMULATION IN GOD’s SICK GAMES

Sorry_Tsukki: Tsukki its time to go to bed

SaltyShima: U CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YAMAGUCHI

Sorry_Tsukki: Tsukki

SaltyShima: NO

Sorry_Tsukki: fine u leave me no choice

SaltyShima: FREEEEEEDOM FROM OPRESSIONLAKHSLAHA

Sorry_Tsukki: its been taken care of now

Sorry_Tsukki: Night!! (◕‿◕)

Crow_Captain:………

RyuUUUU:…….

THUNDER: Rip Tsukki

THUNDER: he lived a good life (｡•́︿•̀｡)

RyuUUUU: WWWWHHHHYYYYYY

RyuUUUU: FIRST DAICHI, THEN ASAHI AND NOW TSUKISHIMAAAAAAA

THUNDER: rip

(8:00AM)

SaltyShima:…………

SaltyShima: I apologise…..

SaltyShima: for

SaltyShima: that

THUNDER: No need to worry Tsukki!!

THUNDER: I already took screenshots for blackmail

RyuUUUU: why would u tell him that?

THUNDER: why not?

Sorry_Tsukki: sorry Tsukki

Sorry_Tsukki: I couldn’t stop u in time

SaltyShima: its fine Yamaguchi

SaltyShima: its not your responsibility to stop me from my own stupidity

SaltyShima: moments that are few and far in between.

THUNDER: me, @RyuUUUU and @Crow_Captain were there

Crow_Captain: even soooo

Crow_Captain: it was pretty funny tbh

SaltyShima: (눈_눈)

THUNDER: ┐(￣∀￣)┌

Milk_Man: tsukishima holy shit

Milk_Man: that’s hilarious

SaltyShima: shut it Swageyama Tobiyolo

THUNDER: ALSDASHFLDF SWAGEYAMA TOBIYOLO

Milk_Man: HOW

SaltyShima: I have my sources

SaltyShima: swageyamaTobiyolo.jpg

RyuUUUU: IS THAT KAGEYAMA IN SUNGLASSES AND A HAT

Milk_Man: it was a good disguise

THUNDER: are you kidding me?!

THUNDER: everyone can see clear as day that that’s you!!

Crow_Captain: yup

Silver_Crow: definetly

Sunshine: its you Kageyama

Sorry_Tsukki: yup

RyuUUUU: yup

EnNO_SHIT_A: yuppppp its u kageyama

Milk_Man: ENNOSHITA SAN YOU TOO?!

Blondie: yup

Hobo_Ace: sorry Kageyama but

Hobo_Ace: it’s obvious

NAHrita: it issss

Milk_Man:…………

Milk_Man: this is oppression

Sunshine: AKSLSDALFASLFFL

Chat: Village Idiots

(8:25AM)

Gremlin_Child: TELL ME WHY

Headache: AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Gremlin_Child: TEELLL ME WHYYYY

Enabler: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

Gremlin_Child: TELL ME WHY

Headache: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Enabler: I WANT IT THAT WAY

Gremlin_Child: chills

Gremlin_Child: literal chills ヾ( ￣O￣)ツ

KILLJOY: it was number 5

KILLJOY: number 5 killed my brother

Gremlin_Child: oh yeah I forgot about that (ง ื▿ ื)ว

Baldie: Ennoshita u too?!

Baldie: why are u all like this

Gremlin_Child: nothing beats a good ol B99 Vine

Baldie: what’s B99?

Gremlin_Child:……….

Headache:………

KILLJOY:……….

Enabler:……….

Baldie: what

Gremlin_Child changed Baldie to Uncultured

Uncultured: HUH

Gremlin_Child: everyone come over to my house RN

Gremlin_Child: We be havin a sleepover!!

Gremlin_Child: @Uncultured you r about to be CULTURED in the ways of B99

Enabler: marathon?!!!!!

Headache: MARATHONNNNNNNN!!!

Headache: your grandpa won’t mind tho will he?!

Gremlin_Child: nah, he’s cool

KILLJOY: swag

Uncultured: Kill me NOW

Gremlin_Child: nah

Chat: We Who Must Not Be Named

(8:00PM)

Silver_Crow: the second years have been a bit quiet

Silver_Crow: what are they up to?

Crow_Captain: the main chat is free from their chaos

Crow_Captain: maybe they’re doing something quiet for once

SaltyShima: last time they summoned a demon

Crow_Captain:…….

Crow_Captain: @THUNDER @RyuUUUU @EnNO_SHIT_A @Blondie @NAHrita

Crow_Captain: what are you guys doing?!

THUNDER: not summoning demons again that’s for sure

THUNDER: just a B99 marathon!!

Crow_Captain: a what marathon?

SaltyShima: it’s a show called Brooklyn 99

SaltyShima: an American TV series

Sorry_Tsukki: it’s one of my favorite shows!!!

Sorry_Tsukki: WHY WASN’T I INVITED?!?!?!

THUNDER: aaaaah sorry Yamaguchi!

THUNDER: I would’ve invited you if I’d known!!! (；￣Д￣)

Sunshine: Noya san are you sure ur not summoning demons again?!

Crow_Captain: yeah are you?

RyuUUUU: don’t worry

RyuUUUU: I don’t think Yū has any books on summoning demons

SaltyShima: how can you be so sure tho?

EnNO_SHIT_A: to be fair

EnNO_SHIT_A: none of us knew that Saeko san had any either

Crow_Captain: fair enough

Crow_Captain: enjoy your marathon

Crow_Captain: thing

THUNDER: THANKS DAD

RyuUUUU: THANKS DAD

EnNO_SHIT_A: THANKS DAD

NAHrita: THANKS DAD

Blondie: THANKS DAD

Crow_Captain:………….

Silver_Crow: saldhlsahadashfl

Silver_Crow changed Crow_Captain to Crow_Dad

Crow_Dad: why

Silver_Crow: why not

(1:00AM)

THUNDER: hheyyyyyyy

THUNDER: so remember when we said no summoning demons?

Silver_Crow:……..

Silver_Crow: goddamit Yū

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Chat: We Who Shall Not be Named

(1:00AM)

THUNDER: hheyyyyyyy

THUNDER: so remember when we said no summoning demons?

Silver_Crow:……..

Silver_Crow: goddamit Yū

RyuUUUU: its not our fault this time!!!

EnNO_SHIT_A: no its Narita’s fault

NAHrita: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

NAHrita: THAT APPARANTLY

NAHrita: AN OUIJA BOARD

NAHrita: CAN DOUBLE AS A GATEWAY TO HELL?!

THUNDER: I had absolutely no part in this

Silver_Crow: why

THUNDER: I was in the bathroom and suddenly

THUNDER: I hear username and see lightning

Sunshine: is that why the power’s out?!

RyuUUUU: wait the power’s out at your place, Hinata?

Sunshine: yeah

Sunshine: Natsu’s freaking out rn

Sunshine: THANKS A LOT

NAHrita: sorry bout that

Crow_Dad: the power’s out at my place too

Silver_Crow: me too!!

Milk_Man: wait you guys are responsible?!

Milk_Man: HOW

Sorry_Tsukki: my power’s out too!

SaltyShima: mine too

SaltyShima: What did you second years do this time

RyuUUUU: HEY DON’T TALK TO YR SENPAIS LIKE THAT!!!

THUNDER: technically its our fault tho

RyuUUUU: he doesn’t have to be so rude tho

THUNDER: coming from Tsukishima its endearing

SaltyShima:………

EnNO_SHIT_A: GUYS DUCK IT SEE S YOU

THUNDER: SHIT

THUNDER: ASLDLADHAHAFA

THUNDER: RYUUU GET THE SALT

RyuUUUU: ON IT

Crow_Dad: wait what’s going on?!

Blondie: basically, Narita was the idiot who summoned a demon this time

Blondie: or a ghost we’re not sure at the moment

Blondie: its throwing things everywhere and Apparently making the electricity around the block short circuit

Crow_Dad:……..

Crow_Dad: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

Crow_Dad: NO SUMMONING DEMONS

Crow_Dad: I SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS

Hobo_Ace: wait is this y my electricity’s gone?!

Crow_Dad: yes asahi everyone’s electricity is gone

NAHrita: my bad

EnNO_SHIT_A: yup definitely your bad

Silver_Crow: why did you guys even use an Ouija board in the first place

RyuUUUU: we thought it’d be fun

THUNDER: shit grandpa’s back and we still haven’t gotten rid of the thing yet

RyuUUUU: most of all I think your window’s broken

Blondie: DUCK

Sunshine: what

Milk_Man: what happened now?

THUNDER: SHIT IT GOT INTO THE KNIVES

RyuUUUU: DUDE HOW’D YR GRANDPA DO THAT?!

Blondie: WHAT WOAH

Crow_Dad: wait what’s going on?!

RyuUUUU: we’ll explain later!!

EnNO_SHIT_A: wish us luck guys

SaltyShima: rip

(2:00AM)

Sunshine: hey the power’s back on!!

Milk_Man: finally

Hobo_Ace: @THUNDER @RyuUUUU @EnNO_SHIT_A @Blondie @NAHrita

Hobo_Ace: is everything okay?!

Hobo_Ace: we haven’t heard from you guys in a while

RyuUUUU:………

EnNO_SHIT_A:…….

THUNDER: SO

THUNDER: turns out this wasn’t the first time

THUNDER: a ghost or demon attacked my house

Hobo_Ace: what

Sunshine: what

Crow_Dad: wait what?!

SaltyShima: plot twist

RyuUUUU: apparently Noya’s grandpa used to deal with ghosts and demons on a regularbasis

RyuUUUU: and after Noya moved in with him he sealed the open gateway

EnNO_SHIT_A: and it remained sealed until SOMEONE summoned a demon using an oujaboard

NAHrita: I SAID I WAS SORRY

THUNDER: to be fair Ryu was the one who summoned a demon the last time sooooo

RyuUUUU: it was Nee san’s fault and u know it!!

THUNDER: still

THUNDER: at least we got rid of it

EnNO_SHIT_A: more like your grandpa did

THUNDER: tru tru

Crow_Dad: I miss the times when the second years didn’t summon ghosts or demons

Hobo_Ace: same

Silver_Crow: same

THUNDER: AT LEAST WE GOT RID OF IT!!!!

RyuUUUU: noya go to sleep

RyuUUUU: I think Chikara’s close to gutting u rn

THUNDER: awwwww ryuSDHALDSHFLLA

Milk_Man: rip in pieces

Sunshine: LSALDALDD KAGEYAMA

Chat: Glass Giant >>> Libero

(2:30AM)

Glass Giant: hey noya

Glass Giant: are you still awake?

Glass Giant: oh yea you’re probably still asleep

Glass Giant: I just wanted to say that

Glass Giant: I’m really excited for our date tomorrow

Glass Giant: or today since it’s two in the morning

Glass Giant: either way I’m really looking forward to it!!!

Glass Giant: I’m gonna go to sleep now

Glass Giant: good night!!!

(6:30AM)

Libero: Morning Asahi san!!

Libero: I’m really excited about our date too!

Libero: I’m looking forward to it too!

Glass Giant: That sounds good

Glass Giant: after practice at that coffee shop right?

Libero: yeah!!!!

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As soon as practice ended, Yū practically sprinted home in excitement. He couldn’t wait for the date with Asahi. His grandfather was still out so he had the house all to himself.

He screeched in joy and started up the stairs, entering his room and digging through his closet. Eventually he came across a plain sky- blue hoodie and a nice pair of black pants. Putting on the ensemble, he looked at himself in the mirror, wondering if he should style his hair up or let it stay down.

On one hand, gelling his hair up would be his everyday look, but this was a date, a date with Asahi to be exact, so Yū wanted to look special.

On the other hand, putting his hair down makes his eyes look bigger and gives him a more innocent appearance, which would’ve been great! Except that if he went out with Asahi, someone might think that the latter was a kidnapper.

It has happened before, with Ryu when he and the rest of the second years went on a trip to the convenience store for snacks. That was an entire disaster where they narrowly ended up avoiding the police, which is why he doesn’t keep his hair down as often.

Shaking his head, Yū decided that he could defend Asahi’s honour anyways, he’s tough enough for that, (though he doesn’t know if Asahi’s glass heart could take it) so he washed the gel off his hair, wearing it down. He looked through the cabinets and grabbed the eyeliner he owned, framing his eyes beautifully and on point, while also making sure that it wouldn’t be too noticeable.

Grabbing a banana on his way down, Yū made sure that he’d grabbed the keys to his home along with the money for Coffee and his phone; he then set out into a light jog, texting Asahi that he was on his way

Chat: Glass Giant >>> Libero

(6:45 PM)

Libero: hey Asahi san!

Libero: I’m OMW

Glass Giant: great, I just left too!

Libero: sounds awesome ＼(≧▽≦)／

Asahi stared at his phone with a small grin, he looked himself over in the mirror once more, he tied his hair in a half-up half-down style, making his bangs frame his face.

He chose to wear a nice and tight black shirt over which he wore a light blue, Jean coat coupled with a cute scarf, since it was going to get colder later on, and black slacks. Checking over his outfit and making sure that it was acceptable, he stepped out into a light jog.

Looking at the time he figured that he might have a bit of time to slowly reach the coffee shop, though Asahi wondered why Nishinoya would suggest a coffee shop date, since the man remembered his reaction to caffeine in general, he thought that the Libero would avoid caffeinated drinks after that; he resorted to asking him later on.

He reaches the coffee shop, it had a typical, wide glass window wall, Asahi didn’t know the term for that but that’s usually what his mom calls it, with the shop’s name embedded in frosted glass. He entered the establishment as the bell above the door gave a tiny chime to signify his arrival.

It was relatively empty, since it was a bit late in the evening, one of the employees was sweeping the floor and the other was on the counter. Asahi spotted Noya on one of the tables and nearly chocked.

Nishinoya’s hair was down for once, he wore a large blue sweater which was bunched up on his arms, along with skinny black jeans. It was simple, efficient and adorable. Blushing, the Ace approached the table and sat in front of him, Noya was looking at the phone and didn’t notice his appearance; feeling a bit mischievous, Asahi smiled and took out his phone.

Chat: Glass Giant >>> Libero

(7:01 PM)

Glass Giant: Noya, I’m almost there!

Glass Giant: sorry I kept you waiting!

Libero: its okay Asahi San!

Libero: I just came here anyways!

Glass Giant: that’s good

Glass Giant: Btw

Libero: ????

Glass Giant: look up

As Asahi kept texting, he watched Nishinoya’s expression change from elation, to sadness, to surprise, and finally, to shock and embarrassment the moment he looks up and yelps in surprise at Asahi’s face right in front of his.

The Ace started laughing as Noya cupped his red face in his hands, letting out a loud groan of embarrassment, catching the attention of the coffee shop employees.

“Seriously, Asahi san?!” he muttered, fully embarrassed

“Sorry, sorry!” Asahi, the sneak, didn’t feel guilty at all; chucking at the younger’s embarrassment before feeling a bit bad and patting his surprisingly soft head.

“Hmph!” Noya pouted, grabbing one of the menus from the table, glancing curiously at the options, “What’re you gonna get Asahi san?”

“I’ll go with my usual!” Asahi beamed, “A Vanilla Bean Latte,”

“Alright, I’ll go with a Caramel Mocha,” Noya nodded, they ordered the coffees, and while Noya was about to grab his wallet to pay Asahi was a step ahead of him, slamming cash on the counter, surprising both the libero and the cashier, who accepted the cash, gave him the change and told them to wait.

Asahi nearly melted right there and then, he wanted the earth to reclaim him into the ground, spit him out into burning lava. He can’t believe that he actually slammed the money on the counter like a goddamn heathen.

“Pffft,” he heard a giggle, looking up he sees Noya giggling at him, his face burned bright red again but a tiny smile stretched onto his face. They then talked for a while, how was homework, how was school, did anything interesting happen lately? Etc, etc.

Finally, the coffee was done, the lady called out to them and Noya bought the coffee over. Inspecting his drink, he saw that it had some beautiful art done on top of it, taking a sip, a yummy blend of vanilla and coffee engulfed his tastebuds, he nearly moaned at the taste alone, though he was able to control himself, humming in pleasure instead

“Wow! This coffee’s delicious,” hearing his date say that made Asahi freeze in shock

‘COFFEE MAKES HIM CALM AND QUIET WHICH HE HATES, SHIT,’ Asahi screamed internally, watching the short Libero practically gulp the coffee and give a satisfied sigh. Suddenly, he froze, wide eyed and looked at all directions before finally stopping at Asahi. Nishinoya’s pupils were dilated, his expression was frozen in a perpetual state of nothing.

“I forgot that coffee makes everything go quiet,” Noya said, it was so quiet that Asahi was afraid he’d break it into a million pieces by speaking.

“I’m so sorry,”

“Its fine!” Noya waved his hands, “The coffee was delicious!”

Asahi only chuckled in response, quickly finishing his drink, “Maybe we should go on a run?” he suggested

“Good idea,” with that, they both leave the coffee shop, laughing all the way. Nishinoya broke off into a run, Asahi following with a light jog.

The ace considers the date a success, and he feels lighter than ever, hearing the giggles of the Libero, whose hair flowed and smile shone while he ran.