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"Let's do this." Itsuki says as he stands before the final boss room for the millionth time.
"Yeah!" Kiria responds.
A small bit of final boss plot later...
"Hold on..." Itsuki thinks to himself. "You're not Medeus..."
"I am the wings of despair. I am the fell dragon Grima!"
"Medeus is taking a small vacation you worms. Your fight is with me!"
Current Party: Itsuki, Kiria, Mamori
The inactive party is now possesed.
The carefree smile on his face disappears.
"Oh dear Naga..."
"That's all for me." The fell dragon makes his exit.
Itsuki, Kiria and Mamori look at the four people opposing them.
"We need to snap them back!" Itsuki screams.
"Right." Mamori responds.
"Shit... I just remembered Ellie's skill stat..."
Mass Destruction
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Itsuki screams.
Kiria drops dead right next to him.
Mamori is barely able to stand.
Itsuki is screaming even louder.
"PLEASEEEEE LET ME RESET THIS FIGHT PLEASE... P L E A S E !"
Fight Resets
"Oh thank Naga!"
"Everyone... I'm going to need you to take off your accessories." Itsuki says.
"Why?" Touma asks.
"I have a very bad feeling about this one... Just do it. P L E A S E."
"...Ok then."
With that, everyone in the inactive party removes their equipped accessories.
Current party: Itsuki, Ellie, Yashiro
The party again get's possesed!
"Kiria... P l e a s e . I am begging you, snap out of it!" Itsuki screams.
"No response huh... ELLIE MASS DESTRUCTION!"
One Mass Destruction later...
Tsubasa drops dead
Touma barely lives
"Ok... that SHOULD have killed her..." Itsuki thinks to himself.
He looks up with a smile on his face.
That smile soon fades into look of panic.
Shield of Love!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screams.
"MAMORI... W H Y ! ?"
"Snap out of it Flash Bastard!" Ellie screams at Touma.
Touma stops for a brief moment before getting re-possesed.
"OH COME ON!" Ellie runs up to him and chokes him with her bowstring.
Touma takes his lance and stabs it through her chest.
Ellie drops dead.
"W-WHAT!? ELLIE NOOOOOOOOO!" Itsuki screams as he hits Touma with a stray lightning bolt.
"GOD DAMN IT KURONO!" Yashiro screams as he runs over and slashes her down.
"Kiria... THANK YOU FOR BEING A GLASS CANON!" Itsuki screams.
Itsuki revives Ellie.
"Myriad Arrows!" She screams.
"Ok... I think we have a chance here..." Itsuki says.
"MICROWAVIN SOUL!" Mamori screams.
"wHAT NO-"
Kiria, Tsubasa, and Touma get revived
Touma uses an inferno strike on Itsuki.
...And triggers the Ad-Lib
"RESET P L E A S E !" Itsuki screams out his last words.
Fight resets
Current party: Itsuki, Tsubasa, Mamori
"Touma... Please. You're supposed to be the hero of this story, not the villain!" Itsuki says.
He's met with an inferno strike to the stomach.
One reset later...
"Tsubasa... I may be the leader, but you're our heart. Please come back to us!"
...And he's met with a piercing void to the stomach.
"OK WHY DO MY BEST FRIENDS HAVE MY WEAKNESS? WHY... JUST W H Y!?" He screams as he gets sessioned to death by his friends.
Multiple resets later...
"Ok, we got Touma and Kiria back!" Itsuki says as he tries to keep his sanity.
"I think we can do this!"
Mamori uses Microwavin Soul
Touma and Kiria get re brainwashed!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Itsuki screams in pure Tsubasa fasion.
Itsuki gets hit by another inferno strike.
He somehow lives through the session.
"Ok... Just a Diarhan..."
Crazy Circus!
"OH COME ON!" He screams.
Another few resets later...
"OK, I HAVE MAMORI, KIRIA AND ELLIE I THINK I'LL SURVIVE THIS ONE!"
Tsubasa used sexy danced!
Kiria, Ellie and Mamori get recharmed!
"fUCK!" Itsuki screams.
Meanwhile on the other team...
Yashiro dodges literally everything!
"Yashiro... fuck your speed stat." Itsuki says.
"OK FINE! I G I V E UP! I'M DONE, I'VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH NOW! JUST END IT ALREADY. NO MORE RESETS!" Itsuki screams.
Next thing he knows, Itsuki wakes up in his room.
He goes to look at the calendar on the wall.
May 15th
"Oh Dear Naga... Was that another reset, or just a bad dream..?"