Chapter 1: The Teacher and Her Students
Chapter Text
This Is The Beginning Of Your Direct Message History With @ Ghost Boy
Ghost Boy
How are you so good??
Mouse Bug
Practice i guess??
Ghost Boy
Teach me maybe?
I have this other friend whos rly good at video games
And she refuses to teach me
I wanna get good so I can beat her
finally
Mouse Bug
Maybe?
I wasn’t planning on spending very much time on the north american servers but I suppose I could
It could be hard because of time differences though
Ghost Boy
You’re not from north america?
If you don’t mind me asking
Where are you from?
Mouse Bug
No i’m not
And i’m from France
I was hoping to use foreign servers to practice my english
I have a test on friday
Ghost Boy
Ugh I hate tests
Valid tho
And France? Dude that’s so cool!
Mouse Bug
Anyway yeah I might be able to teach you
Ghost Boy
Sweet! She won’t know what hit her!
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Ghost Boy
How was your test? It’s over right?
Mouse Bug
Yeah it is
I think I did well
Talking to you has helped!
Ghost Boy
Did it?
I was under the impression that you were already fluent
Mouse Bug
No
I’m not fluent
I’m using a dictionary right now
Ghost Boy
Mood.
Mouse Bug
I’m Missing some context on that word
Aren’t I
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah whoops
Mood is like, when something is really relatable? I guess?
Like when someone says something like “I stayed up until two doing homework and crying” if you relate to that a lot, you could say mood
If i’m using it right too lol
...you know what lol is?
Mouse Bug
I know what lol is
Why did you say mood to me using a dictionary?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah
I like learning languages too, so it was relatable.
Mouse Bug
Oh ok
Thanks for the slang lesson
Ghost Boy
You’re welcome!
Does this mean you’ll teach me that one combo you used last night?
Mouse Bug
I suppose…
Ghost Boy
Sweet!
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Mouse Bug
Good morning, thanks for playing with me last night.
Ghost Boy
Mouse, I hate to tell you this
But it’s one in the morning over here
I need sleep
But also you’re welcome
Mouse Bug
I’m so sorry!
You replied fast
Were you already awake?
Ghost Boy
I don’t want to be
But i am.
Mouse Bug
What are you doing up?
Ghost Boy
Dealing with a pest problem, don’t worry about it.
Mouse Bug
Good night ;)
Ghost Boy
Goodnight mouse
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Ghost Boy
Mouse?
You good?
Your play style looked even more violent than usual
Mouse Bug
Yeah I’m fine
Just some problems at school
Ghost Boy
Ahhhh
Yeah I’m no stranger to drama.
Sucks tho.
Mouse Bug
Tho?
Ghost Boy
Short for Though
Mouse Bug
Thanks
Ghost Boy
No problem
Anything I can do to help?
With the school thing, I mean
Mouse Bug
I don’t think so
Unfortunately
But it is nice to have a friend away from the whole situation
Ghost Boy
Then I will gladly be that friend
Mouse Bug
Thank you :)
Ghost Boy
You’re welcome!
Wanna check out that new map?
Mouse Bug
Wanna?
Ghost Boy
Want to, shortened to wanna
Mouse Bug
Oh
And yes, I wanna check out the new map
Ghost Boy
YES!!
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Mouse Bug
Hey
Are you awake?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Why are you?
Mouse Bug
Couldn’t sleep
I was wondering if you could give me some inspiration?
Ghost Boy
Inspiration?
Mouse Bug
Yeah
I suppose that I’m awake
I should be creating
But nothing is coming to me
Ghost Boy
I wouldn’t know much about stuff like that, but I could try to help
I would try stargazing
Hey did you know that no star is ever actually green?
Mouse Bug
I did not know that
Huh
I might have an idea
Thanks!
Ghost Boy
What are you planning to create?
Mouse Bug
A jacket
Ghost Boy
You sew?
Mouse Bug
You could say that
Ghost Boy
Me and my friends tried to learn
I’m the worst at it
Out of the three of us
Mouse Bug
Maybe you just need a better teacher
Than whoever was your teacher
Ghost Bug
Like you?
Your gonna end up teaching me everything aren’t you
Mouse Bug
Is gonna, going to?
Ghost Boy
Yep
Mouse Bug
I got it!
And I mean sure
It could be hard to teach you over an ocean
But it could work
Ghost Boy
I feel like that’s a ‘maybe’ idea
Mouse Bug
You’re probably right
Anyway I’m gonna go get started on that jacket!
Ghost Boy
Goodnight mouse!
Mouse Bug
Goodnight ghost!
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GROUPCHAT - TEAM PHANTOM
Friar Tuck
Dude! How are you so good at this all of a sudden?
Chaos
Seriously
What the flip.
Ghost Boy
A magician never reveals his secrets!
Chaos
This is video games, not magic
Ghost Boy
You’ll still never know!
Friar Tuck
What do I have to give you to learn these ways
I’ve literally never seen that combo before where did you learn it
Dude
Please
Ghost Boy
No.
Chaos
We gotta cut this short, Technus is attacking the mall.
Ghost Boy
What, again?
This is the second time this week!
Friar Tuck
The poor mall
Having to endure such abuse
Chaos
Can we just. go? Already?
Ghost Boy
Omw
Friar Tuck
I’ll be there in a bit sheesh
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This Is The Beginning Of Your Direct Message History With @ The_Blood_Son
The_Blood_Son
I wish to know where you learned that sequence of moves so that I may learn it as well.
Mouse Bug
Deja vu
Wow
The_Blood_Son
Well?
Mouse Bug
I discovered that move
I can teach it to you if you want
The_Blood_Son
Very well.
Mouse Bug
You have a much different tone than ghost
The_Blood_Son
Ghost?
Mouse Bug
The other person who asked for my help with this game
Through discord
I have two students now I guess
The_Blood_Son
Someone else asked for your help?
Mouse Bug
Yeah
The_Blood_Son
You must be more skilled than I have seen
To attract more than one pupil through playing alone.
Mouse Bug
Yeah
Why are you asking for my help at all though?
Sorry if this sounds rude
But you don’t seem like the type
The_Blood_Son
I want to beat my brother at this game
He claims I cannot do it
I will prove him wrong.
Mouse Bug
That’s similar to ghost’s reason
Wow
The_Blood_Son
What is their reason?
Mouse Bug
They want to beat their friend
The_Blood_Son
Similar indeed.
Chapter 2: The Teacher and Her Students pt 2
Summary:
~*Bonding*~
Notes:
Username directory! if you wanted that.
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - TuckerMore characters to come
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT
Mouse Bug
Complete!
Ghost Boy
Hey mouse
What is this
And who is that
The_Blood_Son
I am her other pupil.
Ghost Boy
Other pupil?
Mouse what
Mouse Bug
Sorry I didn’t warn you!
I got another person message me asking to learn my moves
And I decided it would be easier to teach you both in the same place
Ghost Boy
Oh
Ok
The_Blood_Son
I see now why Mouse said I have a different tone than you.
Ghost Boy
Yeah
It’s very different
Mouse Bug
Oh and your reasons for asking me were similar too
It’s almost scary honestly
Ghost Boy
Really?
What’s your reason?
The_Blood_Son
Mouse said you were aiming to defeat a friend of yours
I am aiming to defeat my brother.
Ghost Boy
Ah yes
We can bond over our want to destroy those we care about
Lol
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
Mouse Bug
I feel as if I’ve unleashed a monster
You two better behave
Ghost Boy
Wouldn’t dream of anything else Mouse!
I’m offended! (:
Mouse Bug
Uhuh I’m sure
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Ghost Boy
Hello
The_Blood_Son
Hello
What reason do you have for messaging this chat?
We’re not set to play for several hours yet.
Ghost Boy
Idk man
I just want to talk to someone
The_Blood_Son
Don’t you have friends you can talk to?
Ghost Boy
I mean
Yeah
But I kinda wanted to talk to people who don’t know me as well as they do
The_Blood_Son
That makes no sense
Ghost Boy
Sure it does!
Mouse does it too
They like talking to people outside of their situation
The anonymity of the online world is alluring!
The_Blood_Son
I wasn’t aware you knew such big words.
Ghost Boy
Wow
Ok
Harsh
The_Blood_Son
But I see what you mean
Ghost Boy
Talk with me then?
The_Blood_Son
To talk we need something to talk about.
Ghost Boy
Ever the issue
Oh um
How are you coming along with defeating that brother of yours?
The_Blood_Son
I am certainly coming.
Mouse’s teachings have helped greatly.
Soon he will know defeat by my hand.
Ghost Boy
Reading your messages is always fun
They’re so dramatic
The_Blood_Son
I’m not the dramatic one
My oldest brother is far more dramatic than I.
Ghost Boy
Given how dramatic you are
I kinda wanna meet your brother now
Wait is this the one you’re trying to beat?
The_Blood_Son
While he was the one to introduce me to this game, he is not the one that challenged me.
My challenger is another dramatic brother.
Ghost Boy
How many brothers do you have???
The_Blood_Son
Too many.
Ghost Boy
I only have one sibling
Wait no I have 2 siblings
The_Blood_Son
Did you just forget about one of your siblings?
With only two, that is quite the feat.
Ghost Boy
Ok it’s a little more complicated than that
The second one isn’t considered family
By my parents
So I tend not to mention her when telling people
But again, the anonymity of online
So I saw no problem telling you about her.
The_Blood_Son
She is not considered family?
Ghost Boy
It’s a very complicated story
But I love her anyway.
So yeah I have 2 siblings
How many do you think Mouse has?
The_Blood_Son
We can ask her when she gets back.
Ghost Boy
Mannn I’m so excited for the game today, I’m so close to getting the thing!
The_Blood_Son
The thing?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah
A cool sword I want
And also that my ‘challenger’ wants
I’m gonna get it first hehe
The_Blood_Son
Will I be able to obtain it as well?
What is it called?
Ghost Boy
You should be able to
It’s called The Sun Buster
Very epic
Very powerful
I’m excited
The_Blood_Son
I have inquired of my challenger
He does not have it either.
Ghost Boy
We can both get the swords and then
A small victory
On our path to the greater ones!
Mouse Bug
I think he’s rubbing off on you
Ghost Boy
Mouse! You’re early!
And no he’s not
I just wanted to be dramatic
The_Blood_Son
I’m not dramatic
Mouse Bug
Yes you are
Ghost Boy
Yes you are
Anyway we gonna play?
The_Blood_Son
Grammar
Ghost Boy
No
The_Blood_Son
No?
Ghost Boy
No.
Mouse Bug
Let’s just play
Ghost Boy
SUN BUSTER HERE I COME!!!!
The_Blood_Son
Why are you yelling?
Ghost Boy
BECAUSE I CAN
AND ALSO IT’S EXCITING
The_Blood_Son
Stop
Ghost Boy
No
The_Blood_Son
No??
Mouse Bug
LET’S JUST PLAY
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Ghost Boy
Hey Mouse how many siblings do you have?
Mouse Bug
0
Ghost Boy
Well ok then.
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Mouse Bug
I hate school
I know hate is a strong word
But I mean it
Ghost Boy
Mood, hoenstly.
The_Blood_Son
First you butcher grammar, now spelling.
I’m disappointed in you.
Ghost Boy
You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes
The_Blood_Son
I’m offended.
Ghost Boy
Don’t be, this is my standard response to people being disappointed in me
The_Blood_Son
How often are people disappointed in you that you have a standard response?
Mouse Bug
Um, GUYS
I was gonna start a rant.
Ghost Boy
Sorry Mouse
The_Blood_Son
My apologies, rant away.
Mouse Bug
So my teacher is a bully enabler.
Ghost Boy
Oh heavy stuff right off the bat ok
Mouse Bug
Yeah.
She’s more motivated by fear of conflict than by justice for bullied students.
It.
SUCKS.
And- AND!
The principle only really cares about the school’s image and reputation.
Some kid comes in with influential parents
Boom, special treatment.
Even if they’re a bully
They get NO punishment from him
If anything, the only students punished are the ones that don’t actually do anything!
The teacher tells the victims that they need to be the bigger person
That they need to be the example
That she’s DISAPPOINTED in them if they decide to fight back!
Because she hates conflict, and will do anything to avoid it.
Also, I’m class rep, right?
This teacher shoves so many of her duties onto me!
Things that the teacher should be organizing or dealing with, suddenly become my job!
And if I’m maybe a little stressed and don’t want to deal with bully crud, what does she say when I fight back a little?
Well I already said what she does so I won’t say it again
Mouse Bug
I just have such a big workload right now with my commissions and my school work and my class rep work that shouldn’t be my work and working for my parents I just-
I’m so tired guys
Thanks for listening to me
Ghost Boy
Wow
That’s-
Very messed up.
I thought my school’s sports favoritism was bad
Sad to see places that are worse, ya know?
The_Blood_Son
All of the faculty should be fired and replaced with people who know how to do their job correctly.
Mouse Bug
Thank you for listening, really.
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah no sweat
Everyone has to rant sometimes
I’m kinda surprised I haven’t ranted to you yet, honestly.
The_Blood_Son
You’ve learned to spell, I see.
Ghost Boy
You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes.
Mouse Bug
No looping
Ghost Boy
Aww :(
But it’s funnn
The_Blood_Son
It’s annoying
Mouse Bug
I agree
Ghost Boy
Fine I’ll stop
Notes:
So I've decided to post on Mondays and Thursdays! Yay!
I want to be one of those people who just ramble a little bit in their notes because I feel like I know those people just a bit better and as more than just a faceless author, but whenever I get to the part where I write my notes nothing comes. Oh well. maybe I'll have ideas later.
Comments are my fuel and are much appreciated! I like talking to you all!
(Are there any tags I should add?? I have no idea what to tag or what not to.)
Chapter 3: The Teacher and Her Students pt 3
Summary:
The other Bat Boys are suspicious and Danny makes more spelling errors.
The friendship grows.
Notes:
Look! It's another chapter!!
some of the usernames later on I actually had to think for a while about, but with these ones they just came to me. no thought required.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The FAM
Zombie_Bird
@The_Blood_Son !!!!!
When and HOW did you get a Sun Beater???
The_Blood_Son
You shall never hear it from me.
DickieBird
Wait, baby bird has a Sun Beater????
Zombie_Bird
YEAH!!
Among other things!
He got really good gear
Somehow.
Ok spill.
The_Blood_Son
Never
Zombie_Bird
Rude
SPITEandCAFFEINE
No but seriously
I’ve been tracking all of our progress
And Damian has gotten better at the game scary fast
Jason if you don’t watch out he might actually beat you
Zombie_Bird
Impossible
I won’t let it happen
The_Blood_Son
My victory is inevitable Todd
Give up now and save yourself the trouble.
Zombie_Bird
Not a chance brat
I’m going to find out how you’re getting so good at this
And once I do
You’re toast
The_Blood_Son
Not likely
Given my method.
DickieBird
Which is?
The_Blood_Son
Not for your eyes just yet.
DickieBird
Worth a shot
The_Blood_Son
Not really, no.
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GROUPCHAT - Ghost Boy, The_Blood_Son, and Mouse Bug
The_Blood_Son
My brothers are beginning to be suspicious of my sudden increase in skill.
Ghost Boy
My friends too lol
Mouse Sensei is just that good.
Mouse Bug
Mouse sensei???
Why???
Ghost Boy
You’re our cool teacher you need a cool name
So now you’re Mouse Sensei
<Ghost Boy changed Chat Name to Mouse Sensei And Students>
Ghost Boy
A name for this chat was overdue.
Mouse Bug
Ya know what.
I like it.
The_Blood_Son
If my brothers ever see this
They will be extremely confused.
Ghost Boy
This is honestly par for the course for me
My friends wouldn’t bat an eye
Not that they’ll ever see this
What about u Mouse Sensei?
Mouse Bug
Yeah my friends would think it was weird
All of the other chats I’m in have straightforward names
Not that this isn’t straight forward!
It’s just odd without context.
Ghost Boy
Yeah lol
The_Blood_Son
Speaking of what this chat was made for
I have an inquiry
Mouse Bug
Is an inquiry a question?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
The_Blood_Son
?
Ghost Boy
Mouse is french
she‘s using american gamer servers to learn english better
And sometimes your formal speech is a little hard to parse
The_Blood_Son
Ah, that makes a good amount of sense.
I however am a much better role model of the english language than you, despite it not being my first language either.
Ghost Boy
Are you still hung up on that ONE TIME I misspelled honestly?
Mouse Bug
What’s your first language?
The_Blood_Son
Arabic.
Ghost Boy
Woah that’s actually really cool
My first language actually is english
The_Blood_Son
Not that you know what you’re doing with it, even then.
Ghost Boy
ONE misspelling! ONE grammar mistake!
The_Blood_Son
And you shall never forget it.
Ghost Boy
I guess not.
This is my legacy now.
The_Blood_Son
Your children will hear the tales of their father’s folly, and weep at his idiocy, cursing their heritage.
Ghost Boy
They were going to do that anyway, now they just have one more reason.
Mouse Bug
Why do you say your children are going to curse their heritage?
Ghost Boy
Me and my sisters already do
So it’s not like our children are going to be any different.
Mouse Bug
But?? WHY??
The_Blood_Son
Another grammar related misstep.
Ghost Boy
My family is VERY prejudiced against… lots of things.
My sisters and I are ashamed of their long standing opinions that they refuse to drop
AND DARN IT I’M UP TO THREE NOW AREN’T I???
The_Blood_Son
Your mistakes continue.
Ghost Boy
They’ll never stop. I know this for a fact.
The_Blood_Son
At least you own up to them. Many people refuse to admit they’ve ever done wrong.
Ghost Boy
I’m guessing you’re one of those people?
The_Blood_Son
Of course not!
I own up to my mistakes
I simply do not make very many.
Ghost Boy
Lol ok
Mouse Bug
Wait, didn't bloodson have an inquiry?
The_Blood_Son
Indeed I do, the reminder is appreciated.
I have been doing research on the game.
I have discovered that there is a rare potion, that when used in tandem with The Sun Beater creates an incredible and devastating effect.
My brother does not have this potion.
I wish to obtain several.
They shall help greatly in our quest.
The only problem is the method of acquisition.
Many sources disagree on how and what the ingredients are.
You wouldn’t happen to know the true answer, would you?
Mouse Bug
I think I know what potion you’re talking about
And yeah, I’ve made it before.
It’s a good idea! It’ll help a lot.
I can tell you guys tomorrow and we can go on a quest for it.
But for now I need to get to sleep.
Ghost Boy
OK
Goodnight Mouse Sensei!
The_Blood_Son
Goodnight, Mouse Sensei.
Mouse Bug
Now both of you are calling me that, huh?
Oh well, Goodnight!
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Ghost Boy
Heyyy Mouse Sensei
Just realized
I don’t actually know your pronouns
Mouse Bug
Hm?
Oh yeah
I use female pronouns
Ghost Boy
There’s a lady among us!!!
Mouse Bug
Always has been
Ghost Boy
Lol I’m taking video game lesons from a girl to defeat a girl
Take THAT sexism!
The_Blood_Son
Another spelling mistake. You shall be punished.
Mouse Bug
What number is this?
Ghost Boy
...4
Mouse Bug
Less than I thought
Ok then
Wait punishment
The_Blood_Son
Yes
Something game related, obviously.
Ghost Boy
Is this gonna happen every time I mess up?
The_Blood_Son
Naturally
Or else you will never learn.
Ghost Boy
What I can’t understand is how neither of you have made a mistake yet!
You’re not even native speakers!!
The_Blood_Son
It is simply not in my nature to make a mistake so small.
Mouse Bug
My anxiety keeps me spell checking everything before I send it.
Ghost Boy
Ahhh yeah
I get that.
Not the spell checking thing but the anxiety thing
The_Blood_Son
Fortunately, I cannot relate.
Ghost Boy
Lucky.
Mouse Bug
Lucky.
The_Blood_Son
I know of others who suffer from it, and it looks like something I never want to experience.
Ghost Boy
Oh definitely.
On another, more happy note
Are either of you free to play?
Mouse Bug
I should be
The_Blood_Son
For another hour, at least.
Ghost Boy
Sweet! Meet me in lobby 4.
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Ghost Boy
Mouse Sensei?
MOUSE SENSEI???
Where’d she go???
Hey @The_Blood_Son
Do you know what happened?
The_Blood_Son
No
She didn’t tell me where she went.
Ghost Boy
She just disappeared???
She usually tells us when she’s going to leave…
Did we upset her? Or something?
The_Blood_Son
I cannot think of anything we could have said to upset her.
Ghost Boy
Well great now I’m worried…
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Mouse Bug
Sorry I left like that
Ghost Boy
MOUSE!!!
You’re back!
Mouse Bug
Yeah
There was an emergency
Sorry I didn’t tell you guys
The_Blood_Son
What sort of emergency would constitute you not even being able to send a single message of acknowledgement?
Mouse Bug
A bad one.
The_Blood_Son
That is the most vague answer you could have given.
Mouse Bug
Yes
I know
Ghost Boy
Wow ok Mouse sensei
Hey that rhymes!
The_Blood_Son
Congratulations.
Ghost Boy
You’re being sarcastic
The_Blood_Son
I am aware.
Notes:
Hello!
Sorry if the ends of the chapters don't feel like chapter endings
when I was originally writing this I didn't format it in chapters.
I'm still not.what do you guys think about the boys?
you'll be seeing a lot of them later so I hope I did them at least a little bit of justice :)
Chapter 4: The Confrontation
Summary:
Danny and Damian play a bit without Mouse, and realize they work well as a team.
Notes:
Hello! and welcome to the beginning of the second part! I was so excited to post this chapter once I started posting.
I'm posting this on my brother's birthday, so I guess I'll dedicate this chapter to him. I Love You bro.
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - DickI'm sorry I forgot this on the last chapter
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Ghost Boy
Wish me luck
The froot loop just invited himself over.
Wait wrong chat WRONG CHAT
Mouse Bug
The…? Froot loop….???
The_Blood_Son
I must admit, I am intrigued.
Ghost Boy
Wow
Ok
Explanation time I guess.
So there's this dude who went to college with my parents
He’s my godfather
Also a total creep and I hate him with a burning passion
He hates my dad
Loves my mom
Romantically
Which is SO weird.
My dad thinks the guy is his best friend
Mom is wiser to his creep factor and hates him
Maybe not as much as I do but still
My dad won’t hear a bad thing about the guy and brushes off any concerns by saying “He would never do something like that! You must be mistaken!”
Not even my mom is immune to that one
So he can come over whenever he wants and dad will just WELCOME HIM IN LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL
There’s a lot more stories and stuff but that’s the basics
Mouse Bug
Sounds rough
The_Blood_Son
Your father sounds
Unobservant.
Ghost Boy
You could say that yeah
So anyway I’m doomed to an afternoon of watching him make advances at my mom and subtly insulting my dad
Fun times.
Mouse Bug
So why do you call him froot loop?
Ghost Boy
Because he is one
That used to be my name for any crazy person but it’s reserved for him now.
Mouse Bug
That is a wonderful insult
Do you mind if I use it?
Ghost Boy
Not really
Mouse Bug
Sweet
The_Blood_Son
I would also like to use it
It would confuse my brothers.
Ghost Boy
Ah yes
Confusion
Always a worthy goal
Oh crap gotta go gotta GO
Froot loop is doing a thing-
Mouse Bug
He’s gone
Wonder what the guy was doing.
The_Blood_Son
From the description of the man?
Nothing good.
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Ghost Boy
I’ve survived
Barely
Mouse Bug
What did he do?
Ghost Boy
You don’t want to know…
Mouse Bug
Yikes…
Ghost Boy
Yeah
The_Blood_Son
Well then
Now that Ghost is here we may begin.
Mouse Bug
I actually have to sleep. I’ve already stayed up later than I should have…
Ghost Boy
Ah frick I forgot about time zones.
The_Blood_Son
I suppose we cannot play, then?
Mouse Bug
Sorry guys.
Ghost Boy
Mouse, get some sleep.
I looked up what time it is in France right now.
Bloodson, we can still play
Just without Mouse Sensei.
The_Blood_Son
It will be an interesting experience.
We will meet in lobby 2.
Ghost Boy
OK then.
Goodnight Mouse!
Mouse Bug
Goodnight! :)
The_Blood_Son
Sleep well.
Tomorrow, we battle.
Ghost Boy
And just when I thought you couldn’t get any more dramatic…
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The_Blood_Son
We make a surprisingly good team together.
Ghost Boy
Better than I expected
Without Mouse’s direction, anyway.
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
Perhaps we may team up again in the future.
Ghost Boy
That could be fun
Take down our challengers, two on two.
The_Blood_Son
That would imply that they would also be fighting together.
It would not be a fair fight, we would have trained as a team before, while they would be flying blind.
Ghost Boy
True.
You know it surprises me that you would want a fair fight, you seem kinda like a ‘win at all costs’ sort of guy.
The_Blood_Son
If it was not a fair fight in any way
My brother would claim foul, and the win would not count.
Ghost Boy
Gotcha.
I still want to do that though, even if not for the actual win.
I have an idea
The_Blood_Son
A solution, hopefully.
Ghost Boy
What we have to do
Is make a group chat with an obvious name, like TEAMUP or something
And invite them
Once they’ve been invited, we leave before they can ask us questions.
And we avoid all questions about it from there on.
The_Blood_Son
That has a possibility of success.
Let's do it.
Ghost Boy
Yesssssss!
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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP
<Ghost Boy invited The_Blood_Son to the chat>
<Ghost Boy invited Chaos to the chat>
<The_Blood_Son invited Zombie_Bird to the chat>
<The_Blood_Son left the chat>
<Ghost Boy left the chat>
Zombie_Bird
What the…
What is this?
Chaos
Idk
My friend just invited me and then left
Zombie_Bird
Same but my little brother
Chaos
So you’re The_Blood_Son’s older brother?
Yeah I have no idea who that is.
Which is weird because I thought I knew all of Ghost Boy’s friends?
He has been kind of secretive lately…
Wait.
Zombie_Bird
Wait what
Chaos
He’s also suddenly gotten super good at this online game we’ve been playing.
The name of this chat is TEAMUP.
Zombie_Bird
Yo what
My little bro has also suddenly gotten really good at this online game we’ve been playing…
Chaos
Too big of a coincidence.
Zombie_Bird
I agree.
When we started playing he vowed to defeat me.
He hasn’t done it yet.
Chaos
What same???
But with my friend????
ARE THEY TEAMING TO TAKE US DOWN????
Zombie_Bird
The little brat!
Smart though.
If they had thrown us together without any sort of prior experience as a team
I would have called foul.
Chaos
Awe darn.
Guess this is happening now.
You have no excuse if they do pull something.
Zombie_Bird
Yeah....
Seriously though I’m surprised.
The little demon doesn’t make friends easily.
Especially ones he would be willing to set something like this up with, in just like
Two months
If we’re going by the sudden increase in skill.
Chaos
Speaking of, how are they getting so good???
Ghost Boy isn’t strong enough to teach your brother
And it sounds like your brother isn’t good enough to teach Ghost Boy.
Zombie_Bird
If he is actually interacting with other people, then there’s probably a third party.
A teacher of some sort.
Chaos
One heck of a teacher to make them improve that fast seriously
Zombie_Bird
With all of that rare advanced gear too!
Their teacher must be one heck of a player.
Wait that sounds wrong-
Chaos
HA
Anyway
We’re good players too (Ha) i’m assuming on your part anyway
So we can also pool our knowledge and resources
This is very obviously a challenge to a two on two duel
And I intend to take it seriously.
Zombie_Bird
You’re speaking my language now
Chaos
I have many plans
And among them is a plan to live up to my namesake
Just wait
They die for this
Zombie_Bird
Glad you’re on my team!
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GROUPCHAT - TEAM PHANTOM
Chaos
Danny.
You die for this.
Ghost Boy
Wait what did I do
Friar Tuck
What’s going on danny what did you do
Chaos
He knows
He definitely knows
>:)
Friar Tuck
Well darn now I’m scared.
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Notes:
hehehe
is this? actual plot?
maybe.
even I don't know.
My fingers move without my consent.Happy Birthday my littlest brother, may you never read this.
Chapter 5: The Confrontation pt 2
Summary:
Danny discovers Marinette's online fame, and Jason and Sam bond.
Notes:
Hello! There's a a lot of you now wow.
This fic has 150+ kudos right now???
How did this happen???Thank you all SO MUCH the happiness you all give me isn't quantifiable.
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Mouse Bug
I saw what you two did
Is it working?
Ghost Boy
If the number of death glares she’s given me since we did it is any indication
Yes it’s working.
The_Blood_Son
My brother has been asking many questions pertaining to our goal.
of which I am fairly certain they have figured out.
Given the content of the questions.
Ghost Boy
And your answers?
The_Blood_Son
I am adhering to the agreement.
All answers are either vague or denials.
Ghost Boy
Good good…
My friend hasn’t actually been asking me any questions.
She just keeps glaring at me.
Our mutual friend is concerned and scared.
Mouse Bug
I would be too
Honestly
Ghost Boy
So Mouse Sensei
How’s your life?
Mouse Bug
Awful thank you
Ghost Boy
Oh no what happened?
Mouse Bug
Everything
Ghost Boy
That’s not vague at ALL
Wait is it school stuff again?
Mouse Bug
That’s part of it
But not all.
The_Blood_Son
I reiterate that that school should not be allowed to function as it is.
Ghost Boy
Why don’t you transfer schools?
Mouse Bug
We live next door to this one
And we don’t own a car.
Ghost Boy
Ah yeah that would do it.
Class transfer?
Mouse Bug
Tried.
Many times.
Always denied.
Ghost Boy
This school sounds worse and worse.
But you said school wasn’t all?
Mouse Bug
Yeah but I’m not going to tell you about the other bits
Ghost Boy
fair enough.
Oh crap gtggggggggggggg
Mouse Bug
That was weird
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
Mouse Bug
Well I’ve been asked about my life
What about you?
The_Blood_Son
Enjoyable I suppose.
Mouse Bug
Any particular reason or just general happiness with your lot in life?
The_Blood_Son
General Happiness, but not with my lot in life.
Mouse Bug
Yeah
I’m the opposite
Love my lot in life
Not my current predicament.
Did I use that word right?
The_Blood_Son
Predicament? I believe so, yes.
Mouse Bug
Thanks!
The_Blood_Son
I have leave as well
Goodbye
Mouse Bug
Bye
Well I’m alone now I guess
~all by myself~
Ha
----------
Ghost Boy
So Mouse Sensei
I got curious
And googled your handle
And guess what I found
You’re at the TOP of the European leaderboard and you didn’t tell us???
Mouse Bug
There was no reason to???
Ghost Boy
Not only that but you’re ALSO a national champion in other games!!!
I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS PLAYING WITH A LEGEND
Mouse Bug
I’m not that legendary.
The_Blood_Son
I beg to differ
My own research has turned up many of your accomplishments.
You could be considered a master.
Ghost Boy
Should we call her master then
Instead of sensei
Mouse Bug
SENSEI IS FINE
Don’t call me master
Please
Ghost Boy
Ok
We won’t
The_Blood_Son
That was a surprisingly volatile reaction.
Mouse Bug
I have my vague reasons.
Ghost Boy
Fair enough.
In other news, the froot loop is coming over later this afternoon!
Mouse Bug
Good luck
Ghost Boy
I’m gonna need it.
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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP
Chaos
We’re gonna need a lot of practice…
Zombie_Bird
Yeah wow
Chaos
I’m used to taking charge in my normal team
Looks like you are too
Zombie_Bird
I don’t usually use a team in this game
I fly it solo
Chaos
Yeah that too.
This is going to be a problem tho…
IDEA
We focus on getting good gear and stuff
And team build along the way!
Zombie_Bird
Ok then
Sounds like a plan.
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Chaos
So like
What’s your favorite book
Zombie_Bird
…
What?
Chaos
Idk man
I thought maybe if we knew each other better we could work better together or something
Zombie_Bird
Oh
Right
So my favorite book is anything by Jane Austen
You can’t make me choose just one.
Chaos
I feel that
So you a fan of the classics then?
Zombie_Bird
Definitely
Chaos
Nice
I don’t actually have any one favorite book
I just asked a random ‘what’s your favorite’ question.
Zombie_Bird
Yeah ok
Are we taking turns?
Because if so then it’s my turn to ask a random favorite question.
What’s your favorite food?
Mine’s chili dogs.
Chaos
I’m vegan
But I really love vegan Ice cream.
Zombie_Bird
My little brother is vegetarian
The one who put us in here
I mean
Chaos
Do you have more than one little brother?
Zombie_Bird
Oh yeah
I can’t keep track
Chaos
Lucky
I’ve always wanted a sibling.
Then maybe my parents would pay attention to THEM instead of ME
Zombie_Bird
That definitely doesn’t happen.
The old man pays just as much attention to me as he does the little demon.
Chaos
Oh bummer
Guess that pipe dream is dead.
Anyway it’s my turn.
Favorite piece of clothing?
Zombie_Bird
That one really nice faux leather jacket my older brother got me
Stronger than the real stuff
Very comfortable too.
Chaos
Oooh
Could you ask him where he got it?
I want one.
My favorite is a pair of thigh high platform combat boots my friend got me for the holidays.
Zombie_Bird
Oh wow
A look I could never pull off (well… actually…)
But if it works it could really work
My turn
What’s your favorite color?
Chaos
Oh very generic
It’s purple/black.
Zombie_Bird
Mines red.
Chaos
What’re your favorite pronouns?
That counts right
Zombie_Bird
Yeah sure
My favorite pronouns are male ones thanks
Chaos
Mine are female
Zombie_Bird
Tell me if I get this wrong
But are you a goth girl?
Chaos
Yeah
Zombie_Bird
Oh cool
I’m not Goth
I’m just Edgy
Chaos
Ha
Yeah
That’s one of the people I know to a T
She could pull off the goth look
But PURE EDGE she has going on right now works for her.
You might meet her
If things go the way I expect them too
Zombie_Bird
Ominous.
It’s my turn
What’s your favorite weapon?
I like guns.
Chaos
Yes very edgy
So this is very specific
But I like Fenton Wrist Rays.
Zombie_Bird
What
What is that
I thought I knew all the weapons
Chaos
There are so many weapons
Knowing all of them is a feat
But obviously you don’t
So anyway
My friend’s parents make their own weapons.
From idea to completion.
The wrist rays are mini laser beams disguised as cool metal bracelets.
Zombie_Bird
That sounds really cool actually
Chaos
Yeah
Some of what they make isn’t but that’s one of their gems
They’re good at hiding their weapons as everyday objects
The Lipstick and the Thermos come to mind
Zombie_bird
I’m sorry, weapons disguised as lipstick and a thermos???
Chaos
Yeah lol
Zombie_Bird
Can you send me one of those wrist ray things?
Chaos
Only if you send me one of those faux leather jackets.
Zombie_Bird
Deal.
Notes:
Ehehehe...
the fight
is coming
and so is the fallout >:3And I'm definitely still writing chapters so I would love to hear any suggestions you guys have for character interactions!
I love you all!
until Thursday!
Chapter 6: The War Begins
Summary:
Danny and Damian finally face their friends/in game foes! one of the sides isn't too happy with the outcome (to be expected, really.) and they plan their revenge.
Notes:
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I hope you're eating wonderful food.
eat the food that I can't, go on, eat for me!I have tons of allergies so Thanksgiving isn't always the most fun holiday for me! but I hope it's good for all of you anyway, and boy are there more people reading this than I ever thought would...
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The FAM
Zombie_Bird
Hey @DickieBird where did you get that jacket I love so much?
DickieBird
Um
Why do you want to know?
You didn’t ruin the one I got you did you??
Zombie_Bird
Relax
It’s fine
I just need another one
NOT because the first one is ruined.
Which it isn’t.
DickieBird
Ok…
I got it from that one place down the street from the precinct
You know the one
Zombie_Bird
Oh that place
Yeah I know that place
Thanks.
DickieBird
Glad I could help I guess
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
So are we ready?
Mouse Sensei
Do you give us your blessing?
Mouse Bug
Only if you film it for me
This is going to be great.
Ghost Boy
Your brother is available
Right?
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
Ghost Boy
Ok
It’s go time.
The_Blood_Son
Let’s meet in lobby 6, bring your friend.
Ghost Boy
Bring your brother :)
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DIRECT MESSAGE - Chaos AND Ghost Boy
Ghost Boy
Heyyy
wanna playyyy
Chaos
Danny what
But ok
Ghost Boy
Yesssss
Chaos
Too many letters
Too many.
Ghost Boy
Ok I’ll stop
Chaos
Good.
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DIRECT MESSAGE - The_Blood_Son AND Zombie_Bird
The_Blood_Son
Meet in lobby six.
Zombie_Bird
Why
The_Blood_Son
You know why.
Zombie_Bird
Oh we’re doing this ok
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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP
Zombie_Bird
We’re doing this thing
Chaos
So that’s why he ominously asked me to play with him
Ok
I can work with this.
Don’t Lose.
Zombie_Bird
I won’t if you won’t.
Chaos
We’re in agreement then.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
WE WON!
WE WON!
WE WON!
WE WON!
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
Now stop that before it gets any more annoying.
Ghost Boy
WE WON!
You’re right I’m sorry
I’m just pumped!
The_Blood_Son
You doubted us?
Ghost Boy
Well no
But it’s still exciting
The_Blood_Son
That is true.
Mouse Bug
You guys won??!?!?!?
That’s great!
You got the video?
Ghost Boy
Got it right here don’t worry
[Video attachment]
Mouse Bug
That’s amazing
You crushed them!
Ghost Boy
Thanks to your teachings!
And bringing this fabulous team together
The_Blood_Son
You are a very effective teacher.
Mouse Bug
Thanks guys! :)
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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP
Chaos
No.
No.
NO.
They were not that good!
What happened!!!
Zombie_Bird
They have to have a teacher
Because they weren’t hacking.
Chaos
Yeah but like
He was not that good last time I played with him!!
What the flip who is this teacher???
Zombie_Bird
When I find out who it is
I want lessons
Chaos
Oh same
But anyway
Time for my Other Plan
Zombie_Bird
?
<Chaos changed the chat name to TheyDieForThis>
<Chaos added Friar Tuck to the chat>
<Chaos added MyPalVal to the chat>
Chaos
Add ur people
This is a war council.
Zombie_Bird
Nice
<Zombie_Bird added SPITEandCAFFEINE to the chat>
<Zombie_Bird added PurpleWaffles to the chat>
Chaos
Welcome to my war council!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Um
Who are you?
Why am I here??
Zombie_Bird
Because Demon Spawn managed to beat us in the game
And we’re retaliating against them for being secretive and annoying.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
He actually managed to beat you?
Wait did you say us?
Chaos
Yeah
2v2
Me and Zombie_Bird versus The_Blood_Son and my friend Ghost Boy.
Zombie_Bird
Both of them suddenly got extremely good at the game with no explanation.
They have a secret teacher.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh yeah I remember looking at that
He has gotten a lot better
A teacher would explain that
But I can’t really see him teaming with anyone.
Zombie_Bird
That’s why I was surprised to be invited to this chat
It was originally called TEAMUP
They invited us here and then left
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah that’s really weird for him
Chaos
Exactly
Both him and my friend are being secretive and weird.
So I've decided to declare war
With two objectives
Discover their secrets
And beat them.
Which is why I’ve gotten all these recruits!
Zombie_Bird
There are 6 of us
Not sure 4 recruits counts as “all these”
Friar Tuck
Sorry I’m late to the apparent party
But now I know why you’re mad at him at least.
He wouldn’t tell me.
Chaos
This is Tuck, our mutual friend.
Speaking of @SPITEandCAFFEINE who are you
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m Zombie_Bird’s other little brother.
Chaos
Oh cool
Who’s the other one
Zombie_Bird
She’s a family friend
Hey do you know why she’s not on?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Business.
Zombie_Bird
Ahh ok
Chaos, who's your other person?
Chaos
Ghost Boys ex
Zombie_Bird
Ouch
Friar Tuck
Yeah
They’re still friends but she would never pass up the chance to prank him.
Or destroy him in video games as I’m assuming we’re doing.
Chaos
Oh yes
I’m thinking full assault as soon as they get on to declare war.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’ll let @PurpleWaffles know what’s going on
Friar Tuck
I’ll do the same with Val
Chaos
I’ll let you guys know when they get on, and on what server.
Zombie_Bird
Sounds like a solid plan.
Then we just go ham on the melee right?
Chaos
Definitely.
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MyPalVal
@Friar Tuck you’re right
I’m not missing an opportunity like this
Count me in.
Chaos
Nice to have you Val!
>:)
MyPalVal
>:)
Friar Tuck
Ohhh worried now
Chaos
You weren’t before?
Friar Tuck
Oh I was
Just
More now
MyPalVal
You should be glad you’re on our team.
Friar Tuck
I am
I am
Though Ghost Boy’s team has that really good teacher
MyPalVal
Tuck no
No envying the enemy
They’re the enemy
That means we’re better than them by default
Friar Tuck
Okok
I’m glad I’m here sheesh
Zombie_Bird
Wow
I think I’m gonna like having you around
MyPalVal
Anytime
PurpleWaffles
Oh hi I’m here too
It took forever to read through all that
And I’m in also
Chaos
The team is complete!
We strike the first chance we get!
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
Anyone want to play for a while?
I have a few hours free and I want to try to get that new staff that came from the update.
Mouse Bug
I’ve been wanting to try that too
It’s supposed to be notoriously hard to get though.
Ghost Boy
More fun that way anyway.
Mouse Bug
Still riding on your victory high?
Ghost Boy
You know it!
It has only been a day after all.
@The_Blood_Son do you want to try for it?
The_Blood_Son
That could be enjoyable
I have the time.
Mouse Bug
You two can tell me how that goes
I have work to do, sadly…
Ghost Boy
If we manage it, we can show you what we did!
Mouse Bug
I’m going to hold you to that! :)
Ghost Boy
:)
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
They’re online!!
@everyone they’re online!
Lobby 3 everyone!!
Zombie_Bird
Oh S*** they are
MyPalVal
Been waiting for this
Friar Tuck
Since this morning anyway
PurpleWaffles
Here we go!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Time for war I guess
Notes:
Haha hi!
I almost forgot to post today, sorry if I'm a bit late!
I'm watching anime with a cousin that I almost never see so I got kinda sidetracked.someone made apple pie I can eat this year! I'm so excited!
hope you like it, and like Tim said, It's time for war.
ILY all thanks for reading!
Chapter 7: The War Begins pt 2
Summary:
Danny and Damian are ambushed. Team TheyDieForThis declare war. Team Mouse gather their own forces.
Notes:
Yoooooo what's up my friends!
I've been waiting to post this part for a while!
I hope y'all like it.
(What even are notes how do I note-)Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
WHAT WAS THAT
The_Blood_Son
A declaration of war.
Ghost Boy
Ahhh yeah that scans.
Chaos is fairly mad at me right now
But did she have to enlist Tuck and Val??
The_Blood_Son
My brother enlisted another of my brothers and a family friend.
They have a numbers advantage.
Mouse Bug
Wait what’s going on?
Ghost Boy
Almost as soon as we logged on we were ganged up on by 6 PEOPLE!!
My challenger friend, bloodson’s challenger brother, and friends from both sides.
Mouse Bug
Oh wow.
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
They had prepared for us.
Mouse Bug
I can see how that could be interpreted as war
But if they actually mean war
Wouldn’t they say it?
If it’s not formally declared then it’s just fighting
Not war
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GROUPCHAT
<Chaos added Zombie_Bird to the chat>
<Chaos added Friar Tuck to the chat>
<Chaos added MyPalVal to the chat>
<Chaos added SPITEandCAFFEINE to the chat>
<Chaos added PurpleWaffles to the chat>
Friar Tuck
Don’t we already have a chat tho?
<Chaos changed chat name to WarMeeting>
<Chaos added Ghost Boy to the chat>
Chaos
Zombie bird, if you could add the final touch
<Zombie_Bird added The_Blood_Son to the chat>
Zombie_Bird
Done
Friar Tuck
Ahh I see.
Both sides.
The_Blood_Son
So it WAS a declaration of war.
Ghost Boy
2 v 6 isn’t much of a war.
Chaos
It is if I say it is.
We have demands
And if our demands are met we win the war.
Ghost Boy
How do we win?
Chaos
You can’t
Ghost Boy
Not fair in the slightest
The_Blood_Son
If you surrender, we win.
Chaos
Ok fair but it’s not going to happen.
The_Blood_Son
What are your demands?
Chaos
The info of your secret teacher
And Zombie_Bird and I need to beat you in a serious 2v2.
We might add more later depending on what happens in this war
Ghost Boy
Oh that doesn’t sound good.
MyPalVal
Prepare to be crushed
Ghost Boy
No
MyPalVal
Your loss I guess.
Zombie_Bird
Do you two have anything to add?
The_Blood_Son
Of course
My condolences for your future loss.
Zombie_Bird
Won’t happen Demon Spawn
You have almost no advantages.
The_Blood_Son
We have one
The one you set up this war to obtain
And they are a bigger advantage than anything you have.
Ghost Boy
I wish I could be as intimidating as you
MyPalVal
Correction
You wish you could be intimidating at all
PurpleWaffles
Ooooh burn
Ghost Boy
Wow Ok
I’m invested now
Yall gonna lose
The_Blood_Son
5
Ghost Boy
What did I do???
The_Blood_Son
There’s an apostrophe in y’all.
And you missed the word “Are”
I’m being lenient and only counting it as 1.
Ghost Boy
Crud.
Friar Tuck
Oho what be this?
Is Ghost Boy being roasted by his own teammate?
Chaos
Ghost Boy
What’s that number
Ghost Boy
…
It’s my spelling mistake counter.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh that’s a good idea actually
We should do that on the family chat
Zombie_Bird
NO
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
So it was a declaration of war
Confirmed
Mouse Bug
What’d they do?
Ghost Boy
They made a groupchat called WarMeeting
And declared war.
The_Blood_Son
And Ghost Boy made his 5th mistake.
Mouse Bug
So punishment time then.
Ghost Boy
Can it wait until the end of the war?
We can rack them up until then.
The_Blood_Son
Alright
But there’s no getting out of it.
Ghost Boy
Anyway Mouse
One of their demands was knowing our game secrets and the info of our teacher
Right now you’re our only advantage
Mouse Bug
So why don’t we get another one?
Ghost Boy
Like what?
Mouse Bug
Do you guys have anyone else you could drag into this war?
Maybe we could get our numbers higher as well.
The_Blood_Son
I have someone in mind.
However, they have barely played.
Ghost Boy
Shouldn’t be a problem with Mouse Sensei.
The_Blood_Son
Fair enough.
Ghost Boy
I can think of a few people
But Chaos already got my closest friends…
Mouse Bug
I can probably help too!
I know a guy who would be thrilled to participate in a game war.
More than one, actually.
The_Blood_Son
Permission to recruit my choice into this chat?
Mouse Bug
Permission granted :)
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DIRECT MESSAGE - The_Blood_Son AND Notactuallyanerd
The_Blood_Son
Jon
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah?
The_Blood_Son
Todd has declared virtual war on me
I’m short on allies
Your assistance would be appreciated.
Notactuallyanerd
Wait what do you mean ‘Virtual War’
The_Blood_Son
In a video game.
Todd has declared war on me in a video game.
Notactuallyanerd
Wait is it that one that Dick introduced us to?
The one that Jason crushed you at and you swore revenge?
The_Blood_Son
Yes that one.
I met someone in a similar situation and we teamed up to take down our adversaries at the same time.
We won.
They’re not happy about it.
Notactuallyanerd
You made another friend?
AND I HAVEN’T MET THEM YET????
The_Blood_Son
I’m not sure I could call him a friend
I’ve never even met the man in person.
Notactuallyanerd
But still
Anyways I’m in
But didn’t you say you were short on allies?
If it’s 2 on 2 isn’t it even?
The_Blood_Son
They’ve recruited.
It’s 2 v 6 now.
We still have our secret weapon as well however, so 3 v 6.
Notactuallyanerd
Who’s the secret weapon?
The_Blood_Son
Our teacher, the reason for our success.
And the reason we will not be brought down by your lack of experience.
Notactuallyanerd
Wow ok
But yeah sure
I’ll help
Sounds fun!
The_Blood_Son
Prepare for war, Jon.
Notactuallyanerd
I’m a little bit scared now
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
<The_Blood_Son added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>
The_Blood_Son
Welcome my friend and ally.
Ghost Boy
The way you said that like it’s a command
The_Blood_Son
It is.
Ghost Boy
Oh right
Ok
Welcome @notactuallyanerd
To the war zone
Notactuallyanerd
Happy to be here!
I think.
Mouse Bug
So you’re my third student?
Notactuallyanerd
Apparently
Mouse Bug
In that case
Nice to meet you!
Notactuallyanerd
It’s nice to meet you too!
Mouse Bug
:)
Notactuallyanerd
:)
Ghost Boy
Such wholesome vibes~
Mouse Bug
:)
Ghost Boy
Ok now it’s threatening.
Notactuallyanerd
Nothing changed
Ghost Boy
Yes it did
Can’t you see it
The lack of empathy or reason in those cold black eyes
Notactuallyanerd
It’s the same smiley face
The_Blood_Son
I have to agree with Notactuallyanerd.
Mouse Bug
No, Ghost was right
I was being threatening.
Notactuallyanerd
How can you tell??
Ghost Boy
Context.
Mouse Bug
One of my ex friends used to love doing that
Using those emotes in threatening ways
It really does depend on the context.
Notactuallyanerd
I see I have a lot to learn from you.
Ghost Boy
Oooo since we call Mouse Mouse Sensei
Should Notactuallyanerd call bloodson and I senpai?
The_Blood_Son
That is a terrible Idea.
It will never happen.
Notactuallyanerd
Bloodson senpai
The_Blood_Son
See what you’ve done.
It’s awful.
Notactuallyanerd
Ok I won’t
Ghost Boy
Yeah that was weird to read
Mouse Bug
I still get to be Sensei though
Right?
The_Blood_Son
Of course
Ghost Boy
Yeah no problems there
Ghost Boy
Oh by the way
I got one of my people to help!
Permission to invite?
Mouse Bug
Permission granted!
<Ghost Boy added Ghost Girl to the chat>
Ghost Girl
Sup friends
Notactuallyanerd
That looks like it’s going to get confusing REAL fast
Ghost Boy
Yeah you’re right
Ghost Girl
I could just tell you guys my name
Then you could call me that
But I want to keep my handle matching with my bro
Ghost Boy
Sure I guess
Ghost Girl
Hi I’m Ellie.
I heard there was a War that needed fighters.
Notactuallyanerd
That’s what I heard too
But I haven’t seen any evidence yet.
The_Blood_Son
You doubt my word?
Notactuallyanerd
NO no
I just want to hear some of the details is all
Ghost Boy
Yeah I suppose
So we’re fighting against a group of 6
Their demands are to beat bloodson and me in a 2v2 with two specific people from their side and they also want Mouse’s info
Because she’s the greatest secret teacher we could hope for
Mouse Bug
Awwe
Thanks!
Ghost Boy
Your welcome!
Ghost Girl
Who we fightin’?
I need names
The_Blood_Son
Zombie_Bird
Chaos
SPITEandCAFFEINE
PurpleWaffles
MyPalVal
Friar Tuck
And also
Watch your grammar
Ghost Girl
I don’t care about grammar
It can go die in a hole.
And Darn
They really have Chaos, Tuck AND Val huh
Ghost Boy
As far as we can tell
The war was Chaos’s idea in the first place
Ghost Girl
That scans
Notactuallyanerd
Wow
Caffeine and Waffles?
They’re good I hear
From them though so I’m not sure how credible that is.
Where’s DickieBird?
The_Blood_Son
Zombie_Bird knows better than to ask him to wage war against me.
Notactuallyanerd
And you know better than to ask him to fight them either
Gotcha
What does he know about this whole thing anyway?
The_Blood_Son
Nothing
Hopefully.
Notactuallyanerd
What would he do about it even if he did know?
The_Blood_Son
Stare at us all in disappointment.
Mouse Bug
Ouch
Ghost Boy
That’s not too bad
Ghost Girl
You only say that because it’s normal for you
Ghost Boy
Sad but true.
Notactuallyanerd
Are you okay??
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I’m just a slacker in school
You know
I spend too much time playing video games :)
The_Blood_Son
You spend no more time playing than I do
And I am excelling.
Ghost Boy
Yeah I’m just a slacker.
Speaking of playing video games though
We should start training them for the front lines.
Mouse Bug
True
But we have no idea whether or not you two will be attacked as soon as you log in
We don’t want to tip our hand too early by having you show up with extra people
Especially if I’m one of them.
The_Blood_Son
Excellent points.
Ghost Boy and I will log in first and report back whether or not we are attacked.
Notes:
Jon and Ellie have joined!!
I love writing Ellie almost as much as I love writing Damian.
Damian lets me show off my vocabulary though so he wins.I don't know Jon very well, so let me know if there's anything I can do better on when writing him!
See you next time, I love you all! Stay safe!
Chapter 8: The War Begins pt 3
Summary:
War.
Notes:
Good afternoon! or, whenever you're reading this, anyway.
December is upon us! which means all the winter holidays!!
I hope you like the chapter.
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDIeForThis
Chaos
They logged in!
In lobby 7!
MyPalVal
On it.
Who’s coming with me?
PurpleWaffles
I got an hour or two to spare.
Zombie_Bird
Yeah I can go.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
Yeah we were attacked.
The_Blood_Son
It wasn’t all of them this time however.
Only three.
We could have bested them.
Mouse Bug
Yes but this mission was for information.
What we have determined is that you two need alt accounts.
Ghost Boy
Ooooh smart
Mouse Bug
That way we can still play together without raising suspicion.
The_Blood_Son
What about our items?
Mouse Bug
Like you said
You could have bested them
Sometimes we might be able to go out for gear missions on your real accounts by way of defeating the welcoming committee.
Then I can join you after you kill them.
Ghost Girl
And we can train with you even without the senior class
Ghost Boy
Excuse you we’re juniors at the most.
Mouse Bug
Senior?
Junior?
I’m confused.
Ghost Boy
The american school system is weird, don't question it.
Mouse Bug
Ah ok.
Well I’ll start them on the grinding while you guys set up your alt accounts.
Ghost Boy
Yes Sensei!
Hey @The_Blood_Son what’s your alt account going to be called?
Because I have a few suggestions.
The_Blood_Son
I am undecided on a name.
But I’m not sure I trust your naming abilities.
Ghost Boy
No no
Hear me out
I’m going to be called
“AwakeandAlive”
And you could be called
“TheAdoptedOne”
It’s perfect!
The_Blood_Son
I’m not sure perfect is the way I would describe it.
Notactuallyanerd
OH YES
Please do it
it‘ll be funny
Please
The_Blood_Son
Your pleading is doing nothing to change my thoughts on the matter.
Notactuallyanerd
No but imagine your brother’s faces when they find out
At the end of all of this obviously.
The_Blood_Son
That is tempting.
Fine.
Notactuallyanerd
Yay!
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Ghost Girl
This game is actually fun wow
Ghost Boy
Well
Yes
If it wasn’t we wouldn’t have done this
Ghost Girl
Fair enough
But you didn’t tell me it was THIS fun
Ghost Boy
You can’t stop playing it can you.
Ghost Girl
No I can’t.
It’s a problem.
Ghost Boy
Lol
Ghost Girl
An actual problem bro
I don’t have time to eat
Well I do but I spend it playing
Ghost Boy
…
Well at least you’re getting better fast?
Notactuallyanerd
You should eat!
Ghost Girl
I will I will
Don’t worry
But I might need reminders
Notactuallyanerd
I can do that!
Ghost Girl
Thx
Plz remind me after we finish playing together
In a bit
Notactuallyanerd
Ok!
Ghost Boy
I would tell you that you shouldn’t depend on someone else to remind you to do something as simple as eating
But then I realized that would be hypocritical.
Ghost Girl
Maybe it runs in the family or something ;)
Mouse Bug
Should I be concerned?
Ghost Boy
Not really
My older sister makes sure me and our parents eat
And now Ellie has Notactuallyanerd to help her
Mouse Bug
Still concerning.
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Notactuallyanerd
@Ghost Girl go eat
Ghost Girl
Thanks man
Ur an existence saver
Notactuallyanerd
Don’t you mean Life saver?
Ghost Girl
That too i'm sure
Notactuallyanerd
?
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Ghost Boy
@The_Blood_Son how do you feel about logging in on our actual accounts and kicking some enemy tail?
The_Blood_Son
I favor this idea greatly.
Ghost Girl
It’s about time for a counter strike!
Notactuallyanerd
Can Ellie and I join?
Mouse Bug
I wouldn’t recommend it
We want to keep training them
And we can’t easily do that if they’re camping them like they’re camping you two
Ghost Girl
Fair
Ghost Boy
Hey Mouse Sensei?
Mouse Bug
Yeah?
Ghost Boy
How are you ALWAYS on?
There’s rarely been a moment when you’re not
And you live on another CONTINENT
Notactuallyanerd
She does?
Ghost Boy
Yeah she’s French
Ghost Girl
Oh that’s super cool!
Ghost Boy
Doesn’t answer my question
Mouse Bug
About that
I have no explanation or excuse
I just don’t sleep all that often.
Ghost Boy
And you’re concerned about our eating habits.
The_Blood_Son
I suggest you all get the correct amount of sleep and food
You’ll need it if we are to win this war.
Ghost Boy
Don’t worry about me
At least I try
Worry about Mouse!
Mouse Bug
Excuse you I am fine.
The_Blood_Son
Very few humans can function on the amount of sleep that you do.
I doubt you can keep it up for long
Mouse Bug
I’M FINE
Ghost Boy
also a lost cause.
Ghost Girl
Takes one to know one
Ghost Boy
Not gonna argue with that
The_Blood_Son
Are we playing or not?
Ghost Boy
Oh definitely.
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
What.
The.
Flip.
MyPalVal
Ok they were not that strong last time we played them.
Friar Tuck
But they couldn’t practice??
We were policing their loggins??
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Unless they made alt accounts.
Chaos
Smart of them.
Bad for us.
MyPalVal
Do any of you have alt accounts?
We need to get rid of their advantage.
Friar Tuck
Yeah
It’s a good way to grind without being seen too
We wouldn’t have to worry about being ambushed.
Chaos
I’m making one now
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So am I
MyPalVal
I’ll get on that
Someone should alert the two offline.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’ll tell them.
Chaos
Good
Good….
Friar Tuck
Ominous
Chaos
Purposefully.
MyPalVal
Of course.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Mouse Bug
@Ghost Girl and @Notactuallyanerd congratulations!
I deem you battle worthy!
Ghost Girl
Yesssssss
Notactuallyanerd
Oh right
Ellie Eat.
Ghost Girl
Oh frick I haven’t eaten today
Thx
Notactuallyanerd
You’re welcome!
The_Blood_Son
We must plan our attack
The debut of our new soldiers.
Ghost Boy
I’m excited
This is going to be a massacre!
Notactuallyanerd
We have to wait for Ellie to eat first
The_Blood_Son
Naturally.
We need her to be in perfect health.
Mouse Bug
They’re the best at the Sundeiz Desert map so I would suggest Ghost Boy or Bloodson luring them out there.
Notactuallyanerd and Ellie will ambush.
Ghost Boy
Sounds like a solid plan.
Now we just have to wait for Ellie
Notactuallyanerd
This is so exciting
Ghost Girl
Ikr
Notactuallyanerd
You’re back!
Ghost Girl
Ye
Let's get this party started!
Notes:
Hello again! I want to put something here about my thoughts while writing the chapter but I wrote this a while ago and I don't take notes on that kind of thing while writing lol.
I was thinking of doing a holiday special, but only maybe. it would interrupt what we have rolling and if I made it non canon to the fic I couldn't play around with implications and secrets like I would love to. what do you guys think?
Chapter 9: Hacker Race
Summary:
An imbalance of power requires a new recruit to balance things out.
Notes:
Hello all! how's December!
mines been iffy so far, and posting and hearing from all of you guys is what I look forward to every week, so truly, thanks for being here.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
They’re on
Lobby 3
We’ve trained for this
We can do this
Zombie_Bird
I can go
PurpleWaffles
Same
MyPalVal
I got this
Friar Tuck
I’m actually gonna sit this one out.
I’m too sleep deprived for this.
Zombie_Bird
So is @SPITEandCAFFEINE
He passed out a few hours ago from it
Hasn’t woken up yet apparently.
MyPalVal
Is he ok?
Zombie_Bird
If he was anyone else?
No
Him though?
Yeah he’s fine
This is normal.
MyPalVal
Doesn’t sound normal.
Chaos
Ghost Boy though
MyPalVal
He’s only passed out twice
Chaos
That you know of
MyPalVal
I know I shouldn’t be concerned for the enemy but…
Chaos
He’s fine don’t worry
MyPalVal
If you say so.
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Chaos
“2v6 isn’t much of a war”
Well now it’s 4v6
Apparently.
Get them in here this is a chat for everyone.
Ghost Boy
If you insist.
<Ghost Boy added Ghost Girl to the chat>
<Ghost Boy added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>
Ghost Girl
So THIS is all of our enemies.
Nice.
PurpleWaffles
Wait so now there’s a Ghost Boy AND a Ghost Girl?
Isn’t that confusing?
Ghost Girl
We just use my real name.
Ellie.
PurpleWaffles
Oh ok
Well I would say nice to meet you but we’re on opposite sides
Ghost Girl
Same here
Notactuallyanerd
Oh this is a nice chat to have
Zombie_Bird
Well it would be
If we used it
MyPalVal
We haven’t used this chat much have we
Ghost Boy
Nope!
We haven’t had a need until now.
And this is just because this chat is for everyone involved (Except for our teacher) and Ellie and Notactuallyanerd weren’t here yet.
MyPalVal
Fair.
Also @Ghost Girl
I thought you didn’t know how to play this game???
Ghost Girl
What can I say
I have a good teacher
Zombie_Bird
This teacher brought you up from complete noob to pro-battle worthy in just a few weeks??
Notactuallyanerd
She taught both of us at the same time to save time
PurpleWaffles
Oh right you were a noob too
Who is this teacher???
Chaos
That’s what we want to figure out
The_Blood_Son
You will never know.
Ghost Boy
Eh
I wouldn’t say that
But I would say that if you find out it will be on our terms.
Chaos
Not a chance
Even if I have to have Tuck hack your phone
Ghost Boy
Oh frick
We don’t have a hacker on our team
Zombie_Bird
If Tuck is a hacker then that means we have two!
Prepare to be hacked!
Chaos
Two?
PurpleWaffles
Yeah @SPITEandCAFFEINE is also a hacker.
Chaos
Well both the hackers are sleeping right now so prepare to be hacked!
Later!
Notactuallyanerd
Teacher help us
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Notactuallyanerd
@Mouse Bug help!
Mouse Bug
What?
Ghost Boy
PLEASE MOUSE SENSEI
TELL US YOU CAN HELP
Mouse Bug
WHAT AM I HELPING WITH??
The_Blood_Son
The enemy has threatened to hack our devices in order to obtain access to you.
Knowing my brother, they will be able to.
Ghost Boy
Yeah
My friend designed the security on almost all of my devices
And he knows his way around code
Especially his own.
Ghost Girl
Oh crap he designed mine too didn’t he?
Ghost Boy
He did all of ours yeah
The_Blood_Son
Their team has two hackers
We have none.
Notactuallyanerd
We were hoping you might be able to help?
Somehow?
Ghost Boy
Both of their hackers are in sleep deprived comas right now
So we’re safe for a little while.
Mouse Bug
That’s…
Wow ok.
I Might be able to help.
I know a guy
But he might not help me.
He might be intrigued by the war though…
I wonder if he knows english.
Ghost Boy
Mouse Sensei you are a miracle.
Mouse Bug
I make no promises!
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DIRECT MESSAGE - Mouse Bug and My Little Robot
(French)
Mouse Bug
Hey max!
I know we don’t talk as often as we used to
But would you mind helping me out with something?
My Little Robot
Marinette?
Well I suppose that it depends on what you want help with.
Mouse Bug
I’ve gotten involved in a virtual war
Because I decided to teach some people my tricks of the trade
My Little Robot
The game you’re topping the leaderboards in?
Mouse Bug
The european servers anyway
I decided to play on the north american servers to practice my english for that one test a few months ago
And that’s when I met my students.
They each had someone they wanted to beat
So they teamed up and made it a 2v2
And then won.
Their opponents gathered forces and declared war
My students also gathered some forces
I have 4 students now.
My Little Robot
While this is very interesting it doesn’t tell me what you need help with.
Mouse Bug
I’m getting there
Part of the demands of the other team is that they want “the mysterious teacher” s contact info
They have two teammates with hacking skills
They’re going to hack my student’s phones for info
My Little Robot
And you want me to protect them?
Mouse Bug
Yes please.
My Little Robot
I’ll do it
On the condition that I get to be apart of your team
You make it sound like you have a numbers disadvantage anyway
Mouse Bug
Yeah it’s 4v6 without me
My Little Robot
It’s about to be 5v6
And Marinette?
Mouse Bug
Yeah?
My Little Robot
It’s the least I could do
After everything.
Mouse Bug
You have no idea how much that means to me.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
<Mouse Bug added My Little Robot to the chat>
Mouse Bug
Everyone meet our new resident hacker!
He’s also a game veteran and wants to help with the fight!
My Little Robot
Hello all.
Ghost Boy
Mouse you truly are amazing
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
But we will see if he has the skill to stand against my brother yet.
My Little Robot
I am confident in my skills
But I would like a challenge.
Ghost Girl
Well good
Because the enemy designed all of my current security
Along with @Ghost Boy ’s.
My Little Robot
You need an entirely new encryption?
That is a challenge.
Ghost Boy
I don’t want to be pushy
But how soon can you get it done?
I have a feeling Tuck’s gonna start as soon as he wakes up.
My Little Robot
I can start now as well
I’ll DM you about the details.
Ghost Boy
Ok sweet
Notactuallyanerd
Even footing again
That’s nice
Mouse Bug
Are you going to announce him to the others or are we hiding him until they figure it out?
The_Blood_Son
Hide him.
The more my brothers don’t know, the better.
Ghost Boy
Same with Tuck
I want him to go in expecting his own stuff
Not prepared for something else.
Mouse Bug
Makes sense
Ghost Girl
@Notactuallyanerd wanna play on that new jungle map they came out with a few days ago?
Notactuallyanerd
Sure!
Notes:
Welcome Max to the stage!
Plenty of you guessed his involvement already, and you were right! (Also he's listed in the tags but shhhh)
Most of you seemed interested in a holiday special thing, if I do do it, I'm probably going to list it as the second part of a series. second question, do you guys want it to be in chat format like this? or would you guys like something more like a traditional fic, with them all in the same setting? idk, like a whatever-holiday-they-celebrate get together at Wayne Manor far in the secret-less future.
Chapter 10: Hacker Race pt 2
Summary:
A battle is scheduled.
Notes:
Me: Wow I have a lot of comments in my inbox. I wonder if I'll have enough time to answer all of them before I have to post next.
*Realizes it's Thursday* oH CRAP
Haha it's all good all comments are answered and the chapter is going up on time!
man these past few days have been hectic though, this is the first time I've lost track of the days since starting this fic.
anyway! to your usually scheduled update!
oh gosh I just realized I didn't add the username directory on the last chapter...
ANYWAYUsername directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Maxthis thing is getting so long...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie eat
Ghost Girl
Thx
Notactuallyanerd
Anytime
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Mouse Bug
Hello
I need a random word
Ghost Boy
Mouse what the-
It’s three in the morning in Frnace!
The_Blood_Son
That’s number 6.
I’m surprised it took you this long to make another one.
Ghost Boy
Darn it
I was trying so hard.
The_Blood_Son
Not hard enough.
Ghost Boy
Apparently.
Mouse Bug
I still need that random word.
Ghost Boy
You still need sleep!
Mouse Bug
Not anymore
I’ve ascended above mortal needs
The_Blood_Son
I seriously doubt that.
Sleep.
Mouse Bug
Give me the word first.
Ghost Boy
Spectrometer
There
That’s your word
Mouse Bug
Very on theme
I like it.
Ghost Boy
Now SLEEP.
Mouse Bug
Fine fine
I’ll sleep.
The_Blood_Son
Good.
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
I was bored
So I scrolled up in this chat
And found that time @Zombie_Bird and I decided to trade a wrist ray for a faux leather jacket.
We never did that.
Zombie_Bird
You’re right
We never did
I do have that extra jacket though.
Chaos
And I have an extra wrist ray.
Zombie_Bird
So is the trade back on?
Chaos
We would need addresses to send the stuff to.
Zombie_Bird
Not a problem.
I’ll DM you.
Chaos
Ok
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wait what’s going on?
Chaos
Oh you’re awake
We need you to hack the enemy’s devices
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I reiterate
What’s going on?
Zombie_Bird
We were going to try and hack their stuff to get the teacher’s info
And also Chaos and I are going to trade a leather jacket for a laser disguised as a bracelet.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh.
Ok.
I can do that.
Also what.
Chaos
Laser disguised as a bracelet
They’re made by Ghost Boy’s parents
We get them practically free
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Who's giving kids free lasers??
Chaos
How would you know if I’m a kid or not?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
It was a guess based on your behavior
And past messages
You’re a teenager
Right?
Chaos
Yeah
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So why do you get free lasers?
Chaos
Because
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Vague
Chaos
Purposefully
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Right.
Well I’ll get on that hacking
Shouldn’t take too long
Chaos
Thanks a bunch
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
Do you want to schedule a battle?
So that everyone can be there?
The_Blood_Son
That is an interesting idea.
Up until now all we’ve had have been ambushes.
Chaos
A formal battle would be nice
@everyone we’re scheduling a battle
Come get your input
PurpleWaffles
Nice
What timezones are you guys in?
Chaos
Tuck, Val, Ghost Boy and I are all in EST
Zombie_Bird
So are SPITEandCAFFEINE, Waffles, The_Blood_Son and Notactuallyanerd.
Notactuallyanerd
That’s almost everyone
MyPalVal
Cool
Ghost Boy
@Ghost Girl what about you?
Ghost Girl
Hmmm
I think I’m in PST right now
Friar Tuck
Where ARE you?
Ghost Girl
California
Chaos
Nice
What about your mysterious teacher?
The_Blood_Son
Undisclosed.
Zombie_Bird
Darn
PurpleWaffles
So when are we doing it?
Chaos
We have school until three
So maybe 4.
Zombie_Bird
That could work for us
Ghost Boy
Works for our teacher too.
They’re going to be spectating.
Chaos
Joy.
Wait how?
Ghost Girl
Any time works for me tbh
Chaos
How are they going to be spectating?
There’s no feature like that!
Zombie_Bird
Yeah how??
The_Blood_Son
They have their methods.
Anything they say they are going to do they do.
If they say they are going to spectate
They are going to spectate.
PurpleWaffles
Ominous.
MyPalVal
Very.
Ghost Boy
So 4 EST? Tomorrow?
Chaos
Agreed.
Friar Tuck
Agreed.
MyPalVal
Agreed.
PurpleWaffles
Agreed.
Zombie_Bird
Agreed.
Ghost Girl
Agreed.
The_Blood_Son
Agreed.
Notactuallyanerd
Agreed.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
So @Mouse Bug
How are you spectating?
Exactly?
Mouse Bug
I’m going to be over at Robot’s house
Watching the game over his shoulder.
My Little Robot
yes.
The_Blood_Son
A deceptively simple solution.
Mouse Bug
Yep
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Why is his phone suddenly so hard to hack??
The security is totally different!
Friar Tuck
Same with my friend’s phones
They used to have security I designed
Now they have something I've never seen.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Exactly
I’m so confused
Where could he have even gotten stuff like this from??
Friar Tuck
I have no idea
Ghost Boy is broke it’s not like he could afford this either
SPITEandCAFFEINE
While The_Blood_Son is not broke
He should STILL not have access to an encryption that not even I have seen before.
Zombie_Bird
Wait
Demon spawn has security you’ve never seen before?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
YEAH
Zombie_Bird
HOW
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I don’t know but Ghost Boy has the same stuff apparently.
Friar Tuck
I thought they didn’t have a hacker or programmer on their team?
Zombie_Bird
They said they didn’t.
Chaos
Well we know all of their teammates
Except for the teacher.
It’s always the teacher somehow.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wow
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Boy
Chaos and Tuck are glaring at me lol
Notactuallyanerd
Aren’t you supposed to be in class right now?
Ghost Boy
Aren’t you?
Notactuallyanerd
Touche.
Ghost Boy
I saw Tuck messing around with his PDA so I’m guessing they must have discovered Robot’s work
Notactuallyanerd
Nice!
And they’re glaring at you?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I can tell Chaos especially is planning my virtual murder in her head
Notactuallyanerd
You better watch out then
Ghost Boy
If that happens I’ll just murder her back
Respawn and all that
Notactuallyanerd
Won’t it take some time to get back there though?
Ghost Boy
Nah I have something like 6 warp crystals.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh COOL
Ghost Boy
Yeah
spent forever grinding on alt to get them
FLIP
Notactuallyanerd
What happened?
Ghost Boy
Tuck just threw his PDA at me in frustration
He has detention now
Ghost Girl
Oh lol
He’ll still be able to battle
Right?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I’ll break him out if I need to
Notactuallyanerd
Planning to break your friend out of detention are you?
Ghost Boy
It’s not hard
Notactuallyanerd
It isn’t??
Ghost Boy
Lol no
Notactuallyanerd
Sounds like those teachers need some better security
Ghost Boy
No security can hold me
In or out
Notactuallyanerd
I’m sure there’s something
Because that’s impossible
Ghost Boy
Well there is something
But if that happens then my friends will break me out
Simple
Ghost Girl
The best of friends
Willing to break you out of jail
Ghost Boy
I wasn’t talking about jail and you know it
Ghost Girl
My point still stands
Hey @Notactuallyanerd would YOU break me out of jail?
Notactuallyanerd
I guess it depends on if you belong there or not?
If you didn’t I would probably try more legal options first…
Ghost Girl
Good answer
But don’t worry about it
I can break myself out of Jail :)
Notactuallyanerd
Nice to know
Ghost Girl
I would break you out of jail
Notactuallyanerd
Thank you?
Ghost Boy
It is a compliment yes
Ghost Girl
I would also help you hide the body but if you’ve killed someone then we probably have bigger things to worry about
Saying you’ll break someone out of jail is much better because the reason for being in jail isn’t specified
They could be innocent!
Notactuallyanerd
You make some good points.
Ghost Girl
That’s my specialty
Ghost Boy
Oh frick I gtg
Ghost Girl
Lancer caught ya?
Ghost Boy
No the other thing
Ghost Girl
Oh ok
Notactuallyanerd
The other thing?
Ghost Girl
Yeah
Notactuallyanerd
What’s the other thing?
Ghost Girl
It’s a thing
Notactuallyanerd
This is one of the things I don’t get to know
Isn’t it
Ghost Girl
Ye
Notactuallyanerd
Hey Ellie?
Ghost Girl
Yeah?
Notactuallyanerd
Why aren’t YOU in school?
Ghost Girl
Do you want the real reason or the vague reason?
Notactuallyanerd
Real please
Ghost Girl
Man
This is what Ghost Boy was talking about when he said the anonymity of the online world
I can tell you ANYTHING
Wow
Notactuallyanerd
I guess so
It’s probably even safer now that you have security that not even SPITEandCAFFEINE can break
Ghost Girl
YEAH
So
Because of reasons
I don’t legally exist.
Kinda hard to go to school when you don’t exist
Notactuallyanerd
Oh wow
I don’t know what I was expecting
But not something like that
Ghost Girl
Hah yeah
Notactuallyanerd
Why don’t you exist??
Ghost Girl
That’s a story for another day
I’ve got to keep an air of mystery after all!
Notactuallyanerd
Of course.
Notes:
Ellie has realized the power of having online friends!!! behold, the first leaked secret.
(The floodgates are opening)I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who comments! An a special thank you to those people who comment every time I upload, I look forward to seeing your names in my inbox!
Merry December Holidays to you all!
Chapter 11: Two Truths And A Lie
Summary:
Our lovely heroes play a game more often found at sleepovers.
Notes:
Sorry I'm late!
Life is weird right now in my house.
weirder than normal for this year, I mean.anyway, to make up for being late, you guys get a SUPER long chapter! By my usual standards, anyway.
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Mouse Bug
Well that was an interesting conversation to read through
The_Blood_Son
Certainly.
@Ghost Boy I assume this is what you meant when you said your second sister was not technically considered part of the family?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Never thought she’d tell you guys though
Good on her
Mouse Bug
Why wouldn’t she tell us?
Other than the obvious
I mean
Ghost Girl
I have trust issues lol
Mouse Bug
Ah ok
Notactuallyanerd
All this is making me so curious as to your tragic backstory
Ghost Girl
Very tragic yes
My first father figure tried to murder me
Mouse Bug
Oh no
Notactuallyanerd
Are you ok??
Ghost Boy
Make them even more confused and concerned would you
Ghost Girl
It would be my pleasure~
Ghost Boy
Ellie NO
Ghost Girl
Ugh fine
The_Blood_Son
This sounds like quite the story.
Ghost Boy
And one of the most terrifying experiences of my life
Mouse Bug
And your life is starting to sound more and more interesting
Sometimes it sounds so mundane
And other times it sounds like one heck of a wild ride.
Ghost Boy
And apt description!
The_Blood_Son
More details would be very welcome
Ghost Boy
At this point it looks like Ellie is more likely to give them to you than I am
Just enjoy the slow release of tidbits as they paint a horrifying picture
Notactuallyanerd
I’m concerned
Ghost Girl
You probably should be
Anyway isn’t the battle about to start?
Ghost Boy
Oh crud I gotta go rescue Tuck!
The_Blood_Son
Good luck
Mouse Bug
Have fun!
The_Blood_Son
@My Little Robot are you ready for your grand entrance?
My Little Robot
I am ready
The_Blood_Son
Excellent.
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
5v6
Our numbers are growing
Chaos
No duh
<Ghost Boy added My Little Robot to the chat>
My Little Robot
Hello
Zombie_Bird
Does anyone recognize them?
PurpleWaffles
Nope
MyPalVal
No I don’t
Chaos
Who is this???
The_Blood_Son
A technologically gifted friend of our teacher’s.
Ghost Boy
You no longer have a hacker monopoly!!!
Friar Tuck
WHAT
NO
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So THAT’S who made all your new security
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
He truly is talented
My Little Robot
Thank you
Ghost Girl
Heck yeah!
He’s also good at the game so watch out!
MyPalVal
I noticed when he killed me for the THIRD TIME
Ghost Girl
You’re not innocent either!
You killed me AT LEAST 4 times!
Ghost Boy
I only died twice!
Total!
Chaos
Proud much?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I was expecting to die so many more times
Friar Tuck
I’m over here with my 17 total deaths…
I really need to meet your teacher.
My Little Robot
They are laughing at your messages
They are telling you to win the war first
Zombie_Bird
They’re here??
How?
Chaos
Seriously??
My Little Robot
They are at my house
Reading over my shoulder
PurpleWaffles
Oh so they’re IRL friends
My Little Robot
IRL?
Ghost Boy
In Real Life
Outside the game
My Little Robot
Thank you
Chaos
???
Zombie_Bird
What?
Friar Tuck
You didn’t know what IRL means?
Aren’t you a gamer?
My Little Robot
I’m not fluent in english
Or it’s slang
Zombie_Bird
So the teacher isn’t american hmmmm?
The_Blood_Son
That’s all of the hints you get
No more.
Zombie_Bird
Ok ok
Sheesh
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Uhh we gotta go
The_Blood_Son
It seems we do.
Zombie_Bird
What?
Oh
Never mind I know what’s going on
Chaos
We don’t
Zombie_Bird
And you won’t
Bye
Chaos
Well ok then.
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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Girl
Goodbye california
I’ve moved on
Any suggestions of where I should go next?
Notactuallyanerd
Are you just traveling around?
On your own?
Ghost Girl
Yah
Mouse Bug
That doesn’t sound safe
Ghost Girl
Not really no
But I can handle almost anything at this point
Mouse Bug
How old are you?
Ghost Girl
That’s subjective.
Mouse Bug
Your age is subjective??
How does that work?
Notactuallyanerd
Well actually my brother’s age is subjective
But I doubt it’s for the same reason
Maybe
Ghost Girl
Really???
Man I kinda hope he’s like me
I don’t know anyone who is right now
Oooh I’ll tell you this:
My bio mom has no idea I exist
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah it might be the same reason
Ghost Girl
Where do you live I want to meet you guys
Heyy that answers my original question of where I should go next too!
Notactuallyanerd
We live in metropolis
Ghost Girl
Well I've got a long road trip ahead of me
Ghost Boy
Is it really a road trip if you can’t drive?
Ghost Girl
Who says I can’t drive?
Ghost Boy
Well first of all you need to legally exist to get a license
Second of all even though your age is subjective you can’t justify yourself being 16 or older
Ghost Girl
Well maybe I’ll hitchhike
Ghost Boy
Be careful
Ghost Girl
Always am <3
Ghost Boy
No you’re not <3
Mouse Bug
I’m getting even more worried about you guys now
I also have about a million more questions
Notactuallyanerd
Some of mine may have actually been answered
Though the ones that have been answered leave more in their place
Those ones are just ones you may have not thought to ask just yet
Mouse Bug
Yeah that works
So we know what city Notactuallyanerd lives in
I feel like it’s fair that we all share?
If you want to I mean
Ghost Girl
Well we all know I’m homeless.
Ghost Boy
So blunt
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah
Mouse Bug
So anyway I live in Paris
Ghost Girl
Paris!!!!!!!
I want to go there so bad!!!!!!
Mouse Bug
It certainly is magical
Maybe a little too magical at times.
Ghost Boy
I live in a city called Amity Park
Notactuallyanerd
I have never heard of it.
Ghost Boy
Didn’t expect you to
All the townspeople are weirdly secretive about EVERYTHING
Not to each other
But to the rest of the world
Ghost Girl
It’s a miracle you met as many Amityites as you did lol
They’re so elusive
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll have to look it up
Ghost Boy
Good luck finding much
The_Blood_Son
I have returned
To a very interesting conversation.
I have actually heard of Amity Park before
With the wisdom to Never Visit.
Notactuallyanerd
Where did you hear that?
The_Blood_Son
I heard Z talking about it with father.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh.
Ghost Boy
Sounds like solid advice
Ghost Girl
Lol yeah
So where do you hail from?
@The_Blood_Son ?
The_Blood_Son
I live in Gotham
Though I was not born here.
Mouse Bug
Gotham huh
I know someone who came from there.
The_Blood_Son
Do you now?
Mouse Bug
Yeah
He tells me I’m never visiting without him
Ghost Boy
Such polar opposites
The City Of Crime
And
The City Of Love
Ghost Girl
What’s Amity then?
Ghost Boy
The City Of Death
Mouse Bug
Oh wow
Ghost Girl
That’s a bit harsh
Try again
Ghost Boy
The City Of Ghosts
Ghost Girl
Fantastic.
Notactuallyanerd
What about metropolis?
Ghost Boy
The City Of Superman
Notactuallyanerd
That scans yeah
Mouse Bug
So we have
The City Of Crime
The City Of Love
The City Of Ghosts
And
The City Of Superman
Notactuallyanerd
What’s with the ghosts thing anyway?
Ghost Boy
Amity Park is recorded as the most haunted city in america
And less than third of the ghost sightings are actually reported because of the weird secrecy thing
In Amity Park
You’re weird if you DON’T belive in ghosts
The_Blood_Son
That’s number 7.
Ghost Boy
DARN
Notactuallyanerd
Also what?
Is that true?
The ghosts thing?
Ghost Girl
Look it up
It won’t say the thing about the unrecorded ones but the stats show…
Notactuallyanerd
Oh my gosh it does
Amity Park really is the most haunted city in america
Huh
Mouse Bug
So that’s where your names come from?
Ghost Girl
Yeah kinda
Notactuallyanerd
Only “kinda”?
Ghost Boy
:)
Ghost Girl
:)
Notactuallyanerd
What the...
The_Blood_Son
It seems I have some research to do regarding your city.
Ghost Boy
Research away
Ghost Girl
So you guys know a bunch of MY vague secrets
What about you??
Mouse Bug
It really is only you we know a lot about huh
Even Ghost Boy sounds like a normal kid
But he can’t be if you’re his sister
Ghost Boy
That is true.
Ghost Girl
I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
Two truths and a lie.
Extremely weird stuff edition.
Ghost Boy
Seconded
Notactuallyanerd
It could be fun
Mouse Bug
I’ve never played before
How does it work?
Ghost Girl
What you do is say three things about yourself in the chat
One of the three things is a lie
We have to guess which one
Mouse Bug
Hmmmm I do love discovering lies
My Little Robot
Lol
Ghost Boy
This sounds like an inside joke
Mouse Bug
It is
Kinda
Ghost Girl
Who goes first?
I nominate @The_Blood_Son
Because he’s been quiet
The_Blood_Son
I never agreed to this game.
Ghost Boy
That’s why she chose you
Probably
Notactuallyanerd
Please??
It’ll be fun!
Plus it’s still totally anonymous
The_Blood_Son
Fine.
- I have three brothers
- I have one sister
- I have a butler
Notactuallayanerd is not allowed to guess.
Ghost Girl
Not the most extreme but still hard
Ghost Boy
I know he has a bunch of siblings
But last time I asked exactly how many he just said “Too many”
Mouse Bug
In that case I say #2
Ghost Girl
We’re not going to talk about the butler?
Ghost Boy
I think that one is true
He talks like a rich person
Ghost Girl
Truuue
I say #1
Ghost Boy
Why?
Ghost Girl
To be different from Mouse Sensei
Ghost Boy
In that case I’ll join her in saying #2
@My Little Robot
Got a guess?
My Little Robot
#3
To be different
Ghost Girl
Ah yes
So who wins?
The_Blood_Son
Ellie wins.
I have more than three brothers.
Ghost Boy
Darn.
Do we get an actual number?
The_Blood_Son
No.
Mouse Bug
Can I go next?
Ghost Girl
Sure!
Mouse Bug
- I’m terrified of purple butterflies
- I’ve been to space
- I was raised by four parents
Ghost Girl
See!
This is the crazy I was talking about!
Notactuallyanerd
What the heck are these options?
Mouse Bug
Forgot to mention
Robot can’t answer
Ghost Boy
The first one is SO weird and specific it’s either completely true
Or slightly different than the real thing
Like she’s afraid of blue butterflies or something
Notactuallyanerd
A good point
The_Blood_Son
Having been to space isn’t nearly as rare these days as it was a few decades ago.
I say that one is true.
I vote #3.
Ghost Boy
I say #1
Ghost Girl
I agree with Bloodson
Notactuallyanerd
Just to be different
I say #2
Ghost Girl
Who won?
Mouse Bug
Well the lie was #3
So if you voted that you won.
Ghost Girl
SECOND WINNN
Ghost Boy
You’ve been to space?
Jealous.
Ghost Girl
You’ve been to space too.
Ghost Boy
For like an hour!
Doesn’t count.
Notactuallyanerd
For the record I’ve also been to space
So has Bloodson
@My Little Robot have you been to space?
My Little Robot
I was with Mouse when she went
Ghost Girl
I’m the only one here who hasn’t been to space???
Do I get any of the stories of you guys going to space or…?
My Little Robot
You don’t get ours
Notactuallyanerd
Not ours either
Sorry
Ghost Boy
Isn’t online great?
You can say you’ve been to space
And then not be obligated to tell how.
Because anything is a valid excuse not to tell
Literally anything
Ghost Girl
As I have discovered
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah same
Ghost Girl
Ghost Boy you’re next
Ghost Boy
Oh really?
- I once ate a pair of old underwear
- I once had to clean up invisible dog poop
- My favorite food is chili peppers and whipped cream
Oh and Ellie can’t vote
Ghost Girl
Why not?
I only know one of these!
Ghost Boy
Well then maybe
Ghost Girl
I’ll vote last.
Notactuallyanerd
Again, what are these options??
The_Blood_Son
Seconded.
Mouse Bug
Thirded
Is that a word?
Ghost Boy
I think so
Notactuallyanerd
I’m not sure which one I want to be the lie
They’re all bad
Ghost Boy
Guess then.
My Little Robot
I am guessing #1
Mouse Bug
Uhhh I guess #2
Notactuallyanerd
That leaves me with #3
You two have to double up one of us
The_Blood_Son
I vote #2.
Ghost Girl
OK SO
Ummmm
I vote #3
Because making you eat underwear seems in character for that one bully of yours
Ghost Boy
Lol yeah
Ellie wins again
Also Notactuallyanerd
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah!
Wait, do we get the story of the invisible poop?
Mouse Bug
I really thought that was it
And you just said it for the most crazy factor you could get
Ghost Girl
Lol no
That was the one I knew was true
Because I've done it too
Notactuallyanerd
???
Ghost Boy
It was a ghost dog
I don’t know why he pooped
Dead things don’t normally poop
But he did
The_Blood_Son
Your city seems fake to be honest.
But it does exist
So I don’t know if you’re lying or not.
Ghost Boy
You could go against that solid advice you heard and visit
We would love to have you
The_Blood_Son
That will be the last resort if I can’t find anything else.
Ghost Boy
Fair enough. who’s next?
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll go
And just for the heck of it
I’m going to be as mundane as possible
Ghost Girl
But the crazy stuff…
Notactuallyanerd
- My dad grew up on a farm
- I need glasses
- I only met my best friend because our dads were friends
Bloodson isn’t allowed to vote
Ghost Girl
Wow that is mundane
I’m going for 4 in a row
#2
Because no one has done #2 as the answer yet!
Ghost Boy
Solid logic
I agree #2
Mouse Bug
#2 as well
My Little Robot
#1
To be different
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah it was #2
Ghost Girl
YES
4 IN A ROW
Robot it’s your turn
My Little Robot
Should I do crazy things?
Or normal?
Mouse Bug
Go normal
Ghost Girl
Boring
My Little Robot
Alright
- I have 2 siblings
- I need glasses
- I built a fully functioning AI
Ghost Girl
That last one is NOT BORING
WOAH
I think it’s true too
I vote #1
Full count win here we goooo
Mouse Bug
I can’t vote.
The_Blood_Son
I vote #1 as well.
Ghost Boy
I’m going with #2
Because that would be a cool strategy
Notactuallyanerd
Umm
#3
To be different
My Little Robot
#1 was the lie
Ghost Girl
I’M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME WHAT
Ghost Boy
ELLIE HOW
Mouse Bug
When she sid #1 I almost did a spit take
Because she was right
Ghost Boy
I don’t recall you having long distance mind reading powers
Ghost Girl
I don’t
I just got realllly lucky
Ghost Boy
Can I borrow your luck??
Ghost Girl
ANYWAY
It’s my turn
Mouse Bug
Oh no
Notactuallyanerd
You said it
Ghost Girl
- I can fly
- I can become invisible
- I am dead
Ghost Boy
Wow
VERY free with the info ok
Notactuallyanerd
?????
You’re meta???
Ghost Girl
Ye
The_Blood_Son
I have no normal friends
And I never want to
Ghost Boy
Isn’t that the truth
Mouse Bug
I figured it was going to be something like this
My Little Robot
I guess #3
Because I hope it’s the lie
Notactuallyanerd
Same
I vote #3
Mouse Bug
I’m jumping on this bandwagon
#3
Please don’t be dead Ellie
The_Blood_Son
#3
Ghost Boy
I can’t vote :(
Ghost Girl
You all won lol
Mouse Bug
Oh thank goodness
Notactuallyanerd
^^^
The_Blood_Son
If the other team knew what we were talking about…
Ghost Girl
We keep all knowledge of my tragic past away from them
Those that don’t already know, anyway.
Mouse Bug
So the other three on the other team know?
Ghost Girl
Ye
They’re some of the only ones who do
The total now includes you guys
Notactuallyanerd
Except that we don’t actually have anything close to the full story
Ghost Girl
Nope!
Mouse Bug
Oh frick I gtg
Robot mind coming with me?
My Little Robot
Not at all
Ghost Boy
Bye
Ghost Girl
Bye
Notactuallyanerd
Bye
The_Blood_Son
Goodbye
Ghost Boy
Such formality!
Ghost Girl
lol
Notes:
hooo boy
after writing this chapter I seriously considered scrapping the whole thing and trying something else but my Beta loved it...
Really not sure about this one. um. yeah. but on the other hand, I was super excited to post it, so there's that?
Also, I LOVE writing characters playing games (I did it again with the other team later) so I would love some suggestions of games you might want to see them play?
HUGE thank you to all of my commenters, I love you all so much you have no idea!
you give me joy.
Chapter 12: Babs
Summary:
Babs!
Notes:
I'm not as late this time! Yay!
This one is a little short, but I gave you a SUPER long one on Monday, so all's fair.
I might need to stop adding people into the chats... the list is getting so long...
It's futile I'm never gonna stop MUAHAHAHAUsername directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
My new leather jacket got here
Thx @Zombie_Bird
Zombie_Bird
No problem
My lasers came today as well
They’re very cool
Chaos
Aren’t they?
Friar Tuck
Does Ghost Boy know that you sent someone outside of Amity wrist rays?
Chaos
No.
No he does not.
Friar Tuck
Why not?
Chaos
I don’t need to tell him everything
Friar Tuck
He tells us everything
MyPalVal
No he very much does not.
Friar Tuck
How would you know?
MyPalVal
I don’t want to violate his trust
But trust me
He doesn’t tell ANYONE everything
Chaos
Yeeeaah
He is an Amityite after all.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Whoa drama
Also
What’s an Amityite?
Chaos
Someone who lives in the town we do
Everyone here is weirdly secretive
Zombie_Bird
Everyone here is secretive as well
Chaos
Yeah but you guys have REASON
We don’t
MyPalVal
You know where he lives?
Chaos
I did send him a package
So yes I at least know what city he lives in
MyPalVal
Oh cool
But if his people are actually as needlessly secretive as ours
I’ll ask Tuck on a date.
Friar Tuck
Now I’m sad because no one is as NEEDLESSLY secretive as Amityites
What city do you guys live in?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Gotham
Zombie_Bird
Gotham
MyPalVal
Oh cool
That’s where the Batman works
Right?
Zombie_Bird
You betcha
And all of his partners and sidekicks
Chaos
I've always wanted to visit at least once
See what it’s really like
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Dark
All day
Everyday
Chaos
Sweet
SPITEandCAFFEINE
?
Zombie_Bird
She’s goth
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh
Right
I knew that
MyPalVal
Sounds like you need to sleep my friend
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Slepp is for the WEAK
Zombie_Bird
And you are weak
So sleep
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Am not
Zombie_Bird
I’ll tell A
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Tattletale!
MyPalVal
Oh my gosh are you actual children?
Zombie_Bird
Actually I’m the oldest one here
Probably
Chaos
Yeah probably
Tuck Val and I are all in highschool
So is Ghost Boy
And Ghost Girl is younger than him
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yep
He’s the oldest
The actual only adult supervision here
MyPalVal
Well we can’t use the unsupervised excuse if anything happens
Chaos
Lol
Of course we can
Zombie just needs to use it too
Zombie_Bird
Fair point
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Bad things happen when we leave you unsupervised
Zombie_Bird
Not all the time!
And weren’t you supposed to be going to bed?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
But I’m still working on stuff
MyPalVal
Then maybe you shouldn’t be talking to us and instead get your stuff done faster
SPITEandCAFFEINE
But this is interesting
MyPalVal
Well now all it’s going to be is us bullying you to sleep
Friar Tuck
Sleep
Chaos
Sleep
Zombie_Bird
Sleep
MyPalVal
SLEEP
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I hate it here
MyPalVal
Then leave
And sleep
SPITEandCAFFEINE
FINE SHEESH
Zombie_Bird
And he’s offline
How did you do that?
MyPalVal
I’ve bullied Ghost Boy into sleeping so many times it’s not funny anymore
Chaos
You and his older sister are solely responsible for his health at this point aren’t you
MyPalVal
Sad but true
I wonder how Ghost Girl functions without a minder like Ghost Boy has
Chaos
I have no idea
Zombie_Bird
Who knows
Maybe she does have one
MyPalVal
Who would that be even?
Chaos
It could be someone from the other chat
Friar Tuck
I wonder what they’re talking about right now
Chaos
If they’re sensible they won’t be talking at all
MyPalVal
They’re not though
We just established this
Zombie_Bird
Just checked
Bloodson is on his phone
They are talking
He looks confused so I have no idea what they’re talking about
But I’m curious
MyPalVal
I want to ask about Ellie’s handler now
Chaos
Use the warmeeting chat
MyPalVal
I will
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
MyPalVal
@Ghost Girl I help Ghost Boy out with his basic needs
Who helps you with yours????
Notactuallyanerd
THAT REMINDS ME
Ellie sleep
Ghost Girl
Thanks dude
There’s ur answer Val
MyPalVal
Chaos was right
It was someone from the other chat.
Ghost Girl
Ye
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GROUPCHAT - THE FAM
DickieBird
Okay what’s going on
@Zombie_Bird @The_Blood_Son @SPITEandCAFFEINE @PurpleWaffles seriously
Zombie_Bird
I don’t know what you’re talking about
DickieBird
Yes you do
The four of you have been acting so weird recently
PurpleWaffles
No we haven’t
DickieBird
Yes you have
Constantly on your phones or playing that game
Making contextless remarks to each other that make sense to you apparently
All three of you teaming against Damian
Well that isn’t so weird
But it’s How that’s weird
And a bunch of it isn’t so outwardly obvious but SOMETHING is going on
The_Blood_Son
Do you wish to join us?
To obtain context
You need to pick a side
DickieBird
What?
Why??
Zombie_Bird
If you want context
Pick a side
Me, Steph, and Tim
Or the Demon Spawn
Choose
The_Blood_Son
If you don’t
You will never get context
DickieBird
I can’t pick between my siblings!
The_Blood_Son
This is why you weren’t invited in the first place
Babababs
Wait what's going on?
DickieBird
I don’t know
And that’s the problem
PurpleWaffles
Us four are acting “Strange” and Dick will only find out why if he picks a side
Zombie_Bird
Which he will never do
Which is why he has no context
Babababs
So if I pick a side will I get context?
The_Blood_Son
Of course
Babababs
Ooooh
So which should I choose?
The_Blood_Son
Me, obviously
They have a numbers advantage anyway.
Babababs
Good argument
Why should I join you Jason?
Zombie_Bird
Because you don’t want to lose
Babababs
Fair fair
But you haven’t given me a reason why I would win if I join you
Other than the previously mentioned numbers advantage
Which I might be able to fix somewhat
So I join Damian
The_Blood_Son
Excellent
You shall gain context shortly
PurpleWaffles
We lost Babs to them
We’re doomed
Zombie_Bird
No we’re not!
Not yet!
We gotta regroup
PurpleWaffles
Agreed
DickieBird
I still don’t know what’s going on
And now I’m even more confused
Notes:
Hello all! happy Thursday!
...man what am I supposed to say here? uhh we made it to the point I had written when I started posting, or around there, so that's fun. I seriously can't believe I wasn't going to post this story, it's my most popular one by a LONG shot.
I have a Tumblr! it's the same name as my Ao3, so if you want to talk to me more, do it over there! I'm always up for a good conversation!
mmmbye!
Chapter 13: Babs pt 2
Summary:
The first close battle...
Notes:
Another longish one! why did I make it this long it didn't have to be this long uhhhhhh
anyway
less than a week until Christmas!!! I'm SO FLIPPIN excited this is going to be such a good year
in other news I've spent much of the day doing long tests so I'm kinda mentally exhausted so if my notes don't make sense that's why
they're not very cohesive huhUsername directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
The_Blood_Son
@Mouse Bug
I have a request.
Mouse Bug
What is it?
The_Blood_Son
We promised a family friend context for why my brothers and I have been acting strangely as long as she picked a side
She picked ours
May I invite her to join this chat?
Mouse Bug
A new person?
Are they any good or will I have another beginner student?
The_Blood_Son
I do not know her skill in this particular game
However she is quite skilled in others so if not she will acclimate quickly.
Ghost Boy
Are we getting another teammate?
Notactuallyanerd
Is this who I think it is??
Mouse Bug
Sure
Send her in!
<The_Blood_Son added Babababs to the chat>
The_Blood_Son
Introduce yourselves.
Mouse Bug
Hi I’m Mouse!
The cause of this conflict!
Ghost Boy
Lol
I’m Ghost Boy, the first student
Notactuallyanerd
You know who I am
Good to see you here!
It’s a lot of fun!
I’m the third student
Ghost Boy
@Ghost Girl
Ghost Girl
New person!
Hi I’m Ellie! Ghost Boy’s sister and the fourth student
My Little Robot
I am Robot
The team's only hacker.
I am also the fifth student
Mouse Bug
You’re one of my students??
My Little Robot
I have learned a lot from you
Mouse Bug
That’s fair yeah
Babababs
Ok so
This is some sort of teacher student deal?
And you all have numbers with only the second missing so I’m guessing that’s The_Blood_Son
Why is this causing so much tension?
Also you’re not the only hacker anymore
I know my way around a computer.
My Little Robot
I am glad
The_Blood_Son
It’s causing tension because Zombie_Bird does not know who our teacher is.
I used the skills she taught me to beat him.
He wants to know who she is and also beat me.
We began a virtual war over it.
Ghost Boy
I’m here too
We beat our challengers in a 2v2
They want revenge and Mouse’s info
So
War
Babababs
Ahh
That makes sense
I suppose I’m the sixth Student/soldier in your ranks then?
Ghost Girl
Yep!
Notactuallyanerd
This is going to be so much fun
It already is but we have a much better chance of getting them to surrender with you on our team!
The_Blood_Son
The other team knows we gained your favor
They will be preparing for your battlefield debut
As should we
How good are you at this game?
Babababs
I’m fairly good
Though having a good teacher will be nice
Mouse Bug
Is everyone good to log in?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Ghost Girl
As usual
I have nothing else going on
Notactuallyanerd
Well actually it usually sounds like your life is crazy
Ghost Girl
Nah
It’s only my past that’s crazy
I suppose my present could get crazy
But not quite yet
Notactuallyanerd
Ok that makes sense
I’m also free
My Little Robot
I was already on
The_Blood_Son
I am logging on as we speak.
Babababs
Alright right into it
Here we go
Ghost Boy
Welcome to the chat Babababs!
Can I just call you babs that was exahsting to type out
Babababs
Sure
Ghost Boy
Welcome to the chat babs!
Babababs
Happy to be here
The_Blood_Son
#8
Ghost Boy
FRICKIN-
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Zombie_Bird
Red alert!
PurpleWaffles
Seriously red alert
Chaos
What’s going on?
Zombie_Bird
The little demon spawn convinced Babs to join his side
Friar Tuck
Who’s Babs?
PurpleWaffles
Another family friend like me
She’s REALLY GOOD at all things computer and tech
Even if she’s not good at the game right now she will be later!
With or without the mystery teacher
But with the teacher she’s going to get good so fast…
Friar Tuck
So what you’re telling me
Is that we’ve lost our numbers advantage
Our hackers advantage
And our dubious skill advantage
PurpleWaffles
We’ve lost all the advantages
Chaos
Well crap
Zombie_Bird
You said it
We need to fix this
Somehow
Chaos
Well the easiest advantage to reclaim would probably be the numbers advantage
And if we get skillful people we have that
Do you guys know any more hackers?
Zombie_Bird
We could probably find one
But they wouldn’t stack up to Babs
Friar Tuck
Yeah but then we would have three
Zombie_Bird
I’ll look into it
MyPalVal
What’s going on?
Oh.
Never mind I read through.
Hey dontcha think SPITEandCAFFEINE has slept for long enough?
We need him.
PurpleWaffles
I’ll go wake him up
Chaos
Well we can’t recruit RIGHT NOW
We have good enough teamwork just the six of us
We need to strike hard and fast
Zombie_Bird
Agreed
Friar Tuck
We can recruit later
And we will be recruiting later
Zombie_Bird
We will have a numbers advantage any way possible
SPITEandCAFFEINE
They got Babs?????
Well then.
MyPalVal
Everyone, log in!
We siege!
PurpleWaffles
How do you know they’ll be in?
Zombie_Bird
They know we know that they got her
They’ll be preparing for siege too.
PurpleWaffles
Good point.
Chaos
Lets goooooo
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
Soooo
Who won that battle?
Chaos
I
Don’t know
Zombie_Bird
I’d say we won
The_Blood_Son
Of course you would
You’re biased!
Zombie_Bird
EVERYONE here is biased!
The_Blood_Son
That‘s part of the problem determining the victor!
MyPalVal
True
Because I bet you feel like you won
The_Blood_Son
Indeed I do
But I too
Am biased.
Ghost Girl
So how do we resolve this?
Is it a draw?
Ghost Boy
WAIT
WE’VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING
<Ghost Boy added Babababs to the chat>
Ghost Boy
There
Babababs
So this is a chat for everyone?
Chaos
Yeah
For when we need to discuss things all together
Like right now
My Little Robot
Teacher asks if Ghost Boy recorded the fight
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah! I was going to show it to them later!
Ghost Girl
Now all we need is an unbiased judge
Chaos
JAZZ
Friar Tuck
YES
Ghost Boy
NO
I don’t want her to psychoanalyze this entire thing!!!
MyPalVal
But you gotta admit
She’s a pretty impartial judge
The_Blood_Son
Who is Jazz?
Zombie_Bird
Yeah who is she?
Because I’m a little lost
Ghost Girl
She’s our older sister
She would be an impartial judge
Trust me
Babababs
Time to complete the Ghost Sibling Trio
Ghost Boy
FINE
I’ll invite her in
<Ghost Boy added JazzHands to the chat>
JazzHands
…
What is this?
Chaos
Jazz help
We just had a battle
Ghost Girl
And we don’t know who won
Zombie_Bird
And we can’t choose because Demon spawn says we’re all biased
MyPalVal
He does have a point though
Notactuallyanerd
We need some help yeah
Ghost Boy
I recorded it so you can watch
JazzHands
I’m still so lost
@Ghost Boy you’re explaining this in detail to me later
Chaos
Actually he’ll be too busy
I’ll explain it to you.
Ghost Boy
Chaos?
Why?
Chaos
Why do you think
Ghost Boy
Oh
NO NO NO
JazzHands
See you later then
So where’s this video?
Ghost Boy
I’ll DM it to you
JazzHands
OK so the way I see it
Chaos and Tuck’s team won
Zombie_Bird
YES
Chaos
OUR STRATEGY WORKED!!!
PurpleWaffles
!!!!!!!!!!!
MyPalVal
I never doubted us
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I did
Friar Tuck
Thank GOODNESS
Ghost Boy
I see where we went wrong…
Ghost Girl
Hmmmm
Notactuallyanerd
What did we do wrong?
The_Blood_Son
You’re all acting very high and mighty
But remember
This is your first true win
And it was a very close thing.
Babababs
What we did wrong was include me
But it was my debut fight so we had no choice
Notactuallyanerd
Why would including you make us lose?
Babababs
Teamwork
You’ve never played with me before
And also I haven’t played this game in like
Three updates
Ghost Girl
That would do it
Friar Tuck
You’re THAT rusty and are still that good?
I’m scared now
The_Blood_Son
You should be.
Chaos
Tuck that’s the third time you’ve said that
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Direct Message Between Chaos and JazzHands
JazzHands
So what’s going on?
And who were those people?
That was a lot of names I didn’t recognize.
Chaos
Ok ok
So
Danny wanted to beat me at this game yes?
JazzHands
Yeah
Chaos
So he found someone to teach him tricks and things to get better
This teacher
Is a good flippin teacher
Whoever they are
They made Danny improve SO FAST
And then
But!
Danny isn’t this teachers only student oh no
The_Blood_Son wanted to beat his brother in the same way Danny wanted to beat me
So they teamed up
2v2
And won
JazzHands
Oh wow
He actually won?
I did notice he was better than he normally is in that video…
Chaos
The_Blood_Son’s brother and I wanted 2 things
- Revenge
- Who the flip is this miracle teacher?? We must know
So we gathered our forces and declared war.
JazzHands
Ah I see what’s going on
Chaos
Then they gathered forces as well and now we’re fighting.
As just proved, we won the most recent battle.
So Jazz
JazzHands
Yes?
Chaos
Will you join us??
Our team, I mean
JazzHands
Why?
Chaos
We just lost our numbers advantage and you’re my only other friend
JazzHands
Very honest but
I still don’t have a concrete reason
Chaos
You get to annoy Danny? In a way you don’t normally get to?
JazzHands
Tempting
What else do you got?
Chaos
Good cake?
Good cake with no ectoplasm?
FREE good cake with no ectoplasm??
JazzHands
Sold
That coupon better not expire anytime soon
Chaos
Not a problem
If I order them with enough flowers my parents won’t bat an eye
JazzHands
I’m still going to be an impartial judge
Chaos
Wouldn’t expect anything else
I’ll invite you to the chat
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
<Chaos added JazzHands to the chat>
Chaos
I’ve managed to recruit Jazz!
JazzHands
She bribed me with cake
PurpleWaffles
Valid
Also nice to meet you
Outside of that judging, I mean
JazzHands
Yep
Zombie_Bird
Welcome to the battle front!
We hope you have a wonderful stay
JazzHands
We’ll see
MyPalVal
I’m just glad we got at least one of those siblings
Can you imagine Jazz, Ellie, and Ghost Boy all on the same team?
Friar Tuck
I don’t need to imagine it
They usually are
You just don’t notice their power because you’re also on the same team
MyPalVal
Oh whoops
Yep
That is true
Chaos
Anyway
Jazz wanna play?
I know you don’t play super often so it’s a good idea for us to practice with you before your battle debut
JazzHands
Yeah that sounds good
Zombie_Bird
I could join you
I have a bit of time
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Don’t play too long
You still have to help us with that thing you said you would help us with
Zombie_Bird
Oh crud
You’re right
I completely forgot about that
Chaos
Our only adult supervision everyone!!
Friar Tuck
*Claps*
MyPalVal
*Claps*
PurpleWaffles
*Claps*
Zombie_Bird
Wow ok
Maybe I won’t play with you
Chaos
Lol sorry
Please still play with us
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You still gotta admit she has a point
Zombie_Bird
While that may be so
She didn’t have to say it
JazzHands
Are we going to play or not?
Chaos
Yes ma’am
Notes:
Hello!
I wanted to ask how people feel about Jon/Ellie as a pairing? because I like it even if it wasn't the original plan, and where I am writing the fic as of writing this, it's kinda the do or die for the pairing. Either I write it or I don't soooo(They're meeting up! I've never gotten this far in anything I’ve written it's such a great feeling!)
Happy Holidays!!! I know I've still got one update until Christmas but I'm so excited!!!
Also welcome Jazz!! I really am adding everyone huh
COMMENT ON WHO I SHOULD ADD NEXT
lol
Chapter 14: Comfort Animals
Summary:
the OG three talk about pets
Notes:
MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSS
hehehe
I'm so excited
have a chapterUsername directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Mouse Bug
Is anyone awake?
Ghost Boy
Sadly
Yeah
The_Blood_Son
I am also awake
Ghost Boy
Is everything alright?
You’re supposed to be in class right now
You don’t usually message first this early
Mouse Bug
No everything is not alright
But I don’t exactly want to talk about it
Do you guys think you can just distract me for a bit?
The_Blood_Son
Of course
Ghost Boy
It’s the least we can do
After everything you’ve done for us :)
Mouse Bug
Thank you so much
Ghost boy
No problem!
Well there is a small problem
We need something to talk about
The_Blood_Son
Do either of you have any pets?
Ghost Boy
Great topic!
Um
Not officially?
Remember that ghost dog I mentioned before?
Whenever he shows up he acts like my dog.
Mouse Bug
That’s so cool
I on the other hand have never had a pet
Even if I’ve always wanted a hamster
I love hamsters
Maman and Papa said no because we live above a bakery
Ghost Boy
That would make having pets hard yeah
We have a dangerous chemical lab in our basement so normal pets are also a no go.
Mouse Bug
And here’s where you start to show you’re just as weird as Ellie
Right?
Ghost Boy
Yep
Bloodson, what about you?
You asked the question
Now you should answer it
The_Blood_Son
I have pets
Ghost Boy
Care to elaborate?
The_Blood_Son
Indeed I do care
I have my pet cat, my dog, my turkey, my cow, and one other.
Mouse Bug
You have a pet cow?? :D
Ghost Boy
One other?
What is it?
The_Blood_Son
Classified
Ghost Boy
Fair enough
The_Blood_Son
And yes
I have a pet cow.
Mouse Bug
What’s their name???
The_Blood_Son
Her name is BatCow
Because the patch over her eyes looks like the bat symbol.
Mouse Bug
Oh my gosh that’s adorable!!!
Ghost Boy
Chaos would approve.
The_Blood_Son
Why would she approve?
Ghost Boy
She’s vegan
Hates cow murder
The_Blood_Son
I became vegetarian after rescuing BatCow from a slaughterhouse myself.
Ghost Boy
She would approve even more in that case!
Mouse Bug
You said you have a turkey too?
The_Blood_Son
His name is Jerry.
Mouse Bug
Do you have pictures??
Ghost Boy
Of course he does
He seems like the kind of person to exclusively take pictures of their pets
The_Blood_Son
I take pictures of other things!
Just not quite as much as I do of my animals.
Ghost Boy
Stil counts
The_Blood_Son
#9
Ghost Boy
!!!!!!!!
WHY
Mouse Bug
Pictures???
The_Blood_Son
Fine.
[Picture attachment of a turkey sleeping against a sleeping cow]
Mouse Bug
!!!!!!
SO CUTE!!!
The_Blood_Son
[Picture attachment of a black and white cat chasing the turkey from before]
[Picture attachment of a large dog with a paintbrush balanced on his nose]
[Picture attachment of the cow from before with a flower crown]
[Picture attachment of the cat from before sleeping in a patch of sun]
Mouse Bug
Oh
My
Gosh
It’s
So Cute
Ghost Boy
I agree wholeheartedly.
Mouse Bug
Bloodson
I love your animals
I love them all.
The_Blood_Son
They will be happy to hear that.
Mouse Bug
What’re the cat and dog’s names?
The_Blood_Son
The Cat is Alfred Pennyworth
Otherwise known as Alfred the Cat.
The Dog is named Titus.
Ghost Boy
Titus looks like a good boy.
Mouse Bug
He’s the BEST boy.
Ghost Boy
I was going to say my dog was the best boy
But then I realized that my dog is incredibly unreliable
You never know how he’s going to react to anything
He’s still a good boy
But maybe not as good as Titus.
The_Blood_Son
No dog could ever be as good as Titus.
Ghost Boy
Not quite sure about that
But then again
I haven’t met him yet so what do I know
The_Blood_Son
What do you know indeed.
Mouse Bug
Hey Ghost
Do you have pictures of your ghost dog?
Or is that not possible?
Ghost Boy
It’s plenty possible!
The resolution is just never that great
It’s hard to film ghosts well
[Picture attachment of a small green puppy, the puppy is blurry around the edges]
Mouse Bug
Wow
He’s green
Ghost Boy
He’s a ghost
That’s normal for them
Mouse Bug
Are all ghosts green?
Ghost Boy
No
But a lot of them are!
The_Blood_Son
Well the photo isn’t edited
Ghost Boy
Nope
His name is Cujo btw
The_Blood_Son
Fitting
Ghost Boy
Isn’t it?
Mouse Bug
I don’t have any pictures of my nonexistent hamsters for obvious reasons
But I have drawings!
[Picture attachment of a sketch of a hamster]
Ghost Boy
Wow you’re good at art!
Mouse Bug
Thanks!
I’m not used to drawing animals so I was worried about how It would turn out!
The_Blood_Son
It is certainly adequate.
It’s more cartoonish than I would have drawn it, but to each their own.
Ghost Boy
You draw??
The_Blood_Son
I do.
Ghost Boy
Do we get to see your art?
The_Blood_Son
You do not.
Mouse Bug
That’s fair
Sometimes I don’t want to show anyone my designs until I think they’re perfect
Ghost Boy
Yeah
That’s me but with writing
Mouse Bug
You write?
Ghost Boy
A little
When I have the time
Mouse Bug
Thank you guys so much for distracting me with cute animal pictures!
I have to go now
You guys should sleep
Ghost Boy
Will do!
The_Blood_Son
I will.
Mouse Bug
Goodnight I guess
Ghost Boy
Goodnight!
The_Blood_Son
Goodnight.
Notes:
Good whatever-time-of-day-you're-reading-this! It's me! the ringleader of this circus!
So the general consensus seems to be "yeah Ellie x Jon would be cute" so I'm gonna do that
kinda
well see I've never written romance before so It's going to mostly be a background thing. they're just going to be cute beans in a way that's a bit more than friendship while everyone else in the foreground is just having the platonic times of their lives. this fic is never going to focus on romance.in other news!
Christmas is tomorrow!!! I wish you all a very merry holiday, and I'll see you next Monday!
unless you're reading this after it's already come out in which case I'll see you back in another few seconds, if you even bothered to read the notes.
Chapter 15: Story Time With Ellie
Summary:
Secrets are revealed, and two friends become closer.
Notes:
Hello again! It's me, ya author.
I have to say that I'm so sorry that I haven't responded to many comments in awhile! I read ALL OF THEM, and I LOVE THEM, It's just hard to reply right now
idk everything has just been a little off ever since Christmas. I'll be fine in a few weeks probably.Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct Message Between Ghost Girl and Notactuallyanerd
Notactuallyanerd
Hi Ellie!
Ghost Girl
Hi notactuallyanerd!!!
Man there has got to be a shortened version of that…
But calling you “Nerd” would be weird, given the full thing.
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah It kinda would
Ghost Girl
But it’s also the only noun in your name.
Notactuallyanerd
True true
I could tell you my real name
Ghost Girl
Why would you do that?
Notactuallyanerd
Well for one, you’ve given me yours
Ghost Girl
Only to avoid confusion
Notactuallayanerd
Second, you’ve shown us all so many of your secrets already
What’s wrong with me giving you one of mine?
Ghost Girl
Wait like seriously?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah?
Despite all of the crazy things you’ve told us
I believe you
And strangely enough, I trust you
Ghost Girl
You’ve literally never met me
Notactuallyanerd
Does that matter?
Ghost Girl
I feel like it should?
But maybe not
Notactuallyanerd
Well do you trust me?
Ghost Girl
Well yeah
If I didn’t then I wouldn’t have told you guys those things
Notactuallayanerd
I thought you told us because “The anonymity of the online world”?
Ghost Girl
Well that too
But if I hadn’t trusted you at all I still wouldn’t have done it
Notactuallyanerd
So if we trust each other then I can tell you my name
Definitely.
Ghost Girl
Solid logic
Notactuallyanerd
In that case
Nice to meet you, I’m Jon!
Ghost Girl
Hi Jon I’m Ellie!
Notactuallyanerd
:)
Ghost Girl
:)
But seriously
Your trust means a lot
Notactuallyanerd
Really?
Can I ask why?
Ghost Girl
Sometimes I feel like the only person who ever trusts me is my brother
Chaos can hold a grudge for a long time and my first impression on her wasn’t too great, same with Tuck
Val is still very conflicted on how to feel about me and my brother and probably won’t trust us for a long time
I’ve only met Jazz in person a few times and we don’t message much
Notactuallyanerd
Wow
Ya know now that you mention it I do remember you saying you had trust issues
Ghost Girl
Yeah that’s also part of the problem
But I’m much more open to trusting teens and kids than I am adults
Notactuallyanerd
You did say your father figure tried to kill you…
Ghost Girl
That would be why yeah
Notactuallyanerd
Is there any adult you can trust??
Ghost Girl
One
And it took me a while to warm up to him
But he’s the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet
It’s almost annoying how right he is sometimes
He’s right about EVERYTHING
Notactuallyanerd
Well that’s a relief at least
Ghost Girl
Ye
So that’s why your trust matters so much to me
Notactuallyanerd
Your trust matters to me too
:)
Ghost Girl
:)
Notactuallyanerd
Oh right i actually had something I wanted to talk to u about
It’s just some stuff I might not want the others on the chat to know just yet
Ghost Girl
For secrecy reasons?
Ok
Shoot
Notactuallyanerd
I mentioned a while back that u might be like my brother
I wanted to confirm
Ghost Girl
Oh yeeeah I remember that
Notactuallyanerd
So can you tell me?
And I can confirm or deny?
Ghost Girl
Ye
I’m a clone
Notactuallyanerd
I was right
You are like my brother
Ghost Girl
Your brother is a clone too???
The only other clones I ever met melted.
Notactuallyanerd
Melted??
Ghost Girl
Yep
They were unstable
I was unstable too but I managed to hold on until Ghost Boy got me that weird stuff that held my form together
Notactuallyanerd
Oh Wow
Ghost Girl
Yeah
It was scary
Notactuallyanerd
I bet
Ghost Girl
It’s a very long story
Want to hear it?
Notactuallyanerd
Only if you want to tell it
Ghost Girl
I’ve never told anyone the full story before
If it had to be told, it was always ghost boy that told it
But I guess I can try
Notactuallyanerd
Go for it!
It might even help
Ghost Girl
Ok so
This is the story of my admittedly very short life
Feel free to react with horror
Notactuallyanerd
Ok…
Ghost Girl
There once was a man
And there was a woman he loved very much
They also had a mutual friend
One day
There was a terrible accident
And the man got sent to the hospital in dire condition.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh wow
That took a turn
Ghost Girl
Indeed
The three friends had been trying to build a portal to another dimension.
It literally blew up in the man’s face.
This had some less than ideal consequences.
But first!
Because of his unique and horrible condition, they quickly moved him to a hospital very far away.
His friends couldn’t find him.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh no
He probably thought they abandoned him huh
Ghost Girl
Yup.
Second, the incident slowly granted him meta abilities.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh no
again
Ghost Girl
As soon as he was freed from the hospital, he started using his powers for personal gain.
But due to the nature of his powers, he was never caught.
Sidenote that will be important later, his powers made him a completely different species. He’s not human anymore. Unfortunately, his kind is very rare and at the time he was the only one in existence.
Notactuallyanerd
He sounds lonely
Like
Incredibly lonely
Ghost Girl
Oh extremely.
He became even MORE lonely when he discovered that the woman he had loved had married their third friend.
Notactuallyanerd
Oof
Ghost Girl
Eventually they had 2 kids together as well
Stoking the flames of loneliness
He was literally driven mad by being lonely
He ALSO blamed the third friend for the accident
And as such started plotting the guy’s murder.
Notactuallyanerd
I understand his motivation but also
????
Also sorry but?
How is this the story of your life?
Ghost Girl
Oh this is all just vital context
Notactuallyanerd
All of it???
Ghost Girl
Ye
Notactuallyanerd
Ok then
Ghost girl
He plans a college reunion
And invites his two old friends and their two teen kids
Notactuallyanerd
The kids are teens now???
Just how long was he plotting for???
Ghost Girl
I wouldn’t question it
The guy is crazy.
SO
During this reunion
He discovers that the younger of their kids is actually the same species as him!!
He’s not completely alone in the world!!!
He immediately makes plans to teach this kid everything he knows about being what they are
But first he has to murder this kids dad
Obviously
Notactuallyanerd
Obviously
Ghost Girl
The kid doesn’t like that and fights back
And saves his dad
The lonely old guy still wants him to renounce his father and join him tho
Notactuallyanerd
And this is still just context
Ghost Girl
Yup!
The actual story is probably shorter than the context
Anyway, some people in the story by now are ones you should recognize
The kid? That’s Ghost Boy
And his older sibling is Jazz
Notactuallyanerd
Oh!
That makes sense.
sorta.
Ghost Girl
Ye
So after a ton more encounters
The old lonely dude, now nicknamed, “The Froot Loop”
Has finally realized that ghost boy is just never going to renounce his father and go over to the dark side
Go figure
He jumps the logical next step of cloning him instead! Clone ghost boy son yes!!!
Notactuallyanerd
If I didn’t think he was crazy before…
Ghost Girl
So he tries to clone him
Thing is, cloning one of our species is REALLY hard because you need three individual DNA samples and one of them is SUPER hard to get
So he makes “Failed” clones
Unstable little things made out of only the two easy DNA samples
I’m one of those failed attempts
He called me his daughter
Pretended to love me
He used me
Because I wasn’t his perfect son
Notactuallyanerd
Geez…
Ghost Girl
Don’t I know it.
So I’m the most successful out of the failures
And the only one that can pass as human
So he sends me out on a mission:
Lure my original into a trap so he can steal the final DNA sample and stabilize all of us.
Of course, he wasn’t planning to stabilize us, he was planning to let us all melt while he completed his “Prime clone” and then finish off the original.
Notactuallyanerd
He was planning to kill both you AND Ghost Boy???
Ghost Girl
The man is nuts
Notactuallyanerd
Sounds like it
Ghost Girl
So I do it and Ghost Boy is captured and tortured for the final DNA piece
I help
Because I don’t want to die
And “Daddy” promised that he would stabilize me
Ghost Boy escaped his restraints and Froot Loop sent us failures to track him down before he got away
The rest of the clones melted.
Ghost Boy pleaded with me
Telling me that Froot Loop couldn’t be trusted
That he was planning to kill both of us
I didn’t believe him
He didn’t fight me
He didn’t want me to melt
Notactuallyanerd
Oh…
Ghost Girl
He was tortured again
And Froot Loop got what he wanted
So he turned on me.
I set Ghost Boy free and we fought the Froot Loop
The prime clone’s pod got busted in the fight
He melted
Chaos and Tuck burst in and saved us
Notactuallyanerd
That’s…. Quite the story.
Ghost Girl
Yeah
Later he kidnapped me
He was going to take me apart
Find out why I didn’t melt as quickly as the others
I was looking for Ghost Boy because I was SO CLOSE to melting
Froot Loop sent Val after me
She was working for him at the time
This was the incident that made her realize he was crazy and that she needed to have a life adjustment lol.
Ghost Boy found me and injected me with some weird chemical his parents made and brought me back from the brink
Haven’t melted since
Also haven’t seen the Froot Loop
But that’s A ok with me
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah I can see why you would have trust issues
Ghost Girl
Wow
I actually feel great after telling you that
Thanks for listening
Like seriously
And not judging
Notactuallyanerd
Like I said, my brother is also a clone
And his story isn’t rainbows and sunshine either
Anytime
Ghost Girl
Don’t tell anyone else tho
I still want to freak them out with vague details.
Notactuallyanerd
Wouldn’t dream of it
:)
Ghost Girl
:)
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie sleep
Ghost Girl
Asdghfd
Thank
What did I ever do without you
Notactuallyanerd
I don’t know
And at this point I’m scared to find out
Notes:
Jon x Ellie hinting yessssss
I call them Jellie. they have the cutest ship name asghdfsjdfkdj
the romance probably isn't gonna get any more intense than this tbhI hope you all had a very Merry Christmas!! My favorite gift that I got was a Damian Robin hoodie that my brother gave me. he knows me so well. I love him so much.
Thank you to everybody who's reading this!!! Y'all are the best and I can't tell you enough. I still can't believe this reached 15 chapters. it feels like a dream.
I feel like I usually ask a question at the end of my notes.... um, favorite food? anyone? Mine's french fries.
Chapter 16: Kiss, Marry, Kill
Summary:
TheyDieForThis chat plays a game
Notes:
Hello! 2020 is almost over!! YES!!!!
sorry I'm a few hours late, I haven't had access to a computer I could post on all day. but I have had a lot of fun introducing a bunch of shows to a long-time friend!
Happy new year!!Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
Is anyone else here
Just
Super bored
Friar Tuck
I am
But then again
I’m in the same class as you rn
MyPalVal
Same
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Texting in class are we?
PurpleWaffles
You know it
JazzHands
You should pay attention!
Chaos
Who's texting in class NOW?
Also no
Lancer is being super boring
JazzHands
Oh wait
I think I know what lesson he was planning for today
Yeah it’s boring
And inconsequential
Carry on.
Friar Tuck
We have permission now.
PurpleWaffles
Did you need permission?
Friar Tuck
Not really
But she is the mom friend
PurpleWaffles
Ahhhh gotcha
JazzHands
I have to say
I’m surprised to see you texting this chat
Don’t you normally text my brother when you’re bored?
Chaos
Right now
He’s the enemy
You’re my allies
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Fair enough
Chaos
I’m still kinda bored
We should play a game
MyPalVal
Like?
Friar Tuck
Kiss Marry Kill?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Kiss?
MyPalVal
Yeah
Keepin it PG
PurpleWaffles
Lol
Ok then
Chaos
I hate that game
But I’m willing to play it to stave off my boredom.
PurpleWaffles
I’m down
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I have nothing better to do right now
PurpleWaffles
That’s not true and we both know it
But I’m glad you’re playing
JazzHands
I might play a few rounds
Sounds fun
Chaos
We need someone to go first
Friar Tuck
I volunteer as tribute
MyPalVal
I’m choosing your people
Chaos
Ok then
MyPalVal
Kiss Marry Kill
Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman.
Assuming we’re all adults in the game obviously
PurpleWaffles
Pffffft
YES
Friar Tuck
Oh come ON
VAL
Chaos
Go on Tuck
Kill a justice league member
Friar Tuck
VAL WHY
MyPalVal
I couldn’t pick anyone from school, or local celebrities
I wanted to make sure EVERYONE here recognized the names
SPITEandCAFFEINE
It is true that we all recognize those names
Friar Tuck
Fine
So i’m not going to kill Wonder Woman
That would be dumb
I’m also not going to kill Batman
Because that would also be dumb
PurpleWaffles
Incredibly.
Friar Tuck
So i’m going to kill superman.
Marry Wonder Woman, because who WOULDN’T?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
True true
Friar Tuck
And by default
Kiss Batman
MyPalVal
Just as I predicted
Chaos
Same
Friar Tuck
You guys know me too well
Chaos
That’s a good thing though
Zombie_Bird
So
I missed a lot
I leave for a few hours and now Tuck is kissing Batman
Betrayal
Friar Tuck
Betrayal??
SPITEandCAFFEINE
He hates Batman
Don’t worry about it
MyPalVal
Unpopular opinion i’m guessing?
Zombie_Bird
Oh yeah
MyPalVal
I get that
Chaos
Who’s next?
PurpleWaffles
I nominate Zombie
Because he was late
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Seconded
Chaos
I’ll give you ur people
Zombie_Bird
FINE
Go for it
Chaos
Kiss Marry Kill
Following the theme…
Poison Ivy, Riddler, and Catwoman.
Zombie_Bird
#### you
Friar Tuck
PG remember?
Zombie_Bird
Frick you
MyPalVal
Yw for this wonderful theme
SPITEandCAFFEINE
This should be interesting
PurpleWaffles
Oh yesss
Zombie_Bird
Fine
I’m NOT going to kiss Poison Ivy
If I do I will die
I’m NOT going to marry Catwoman for personal reasons
So I’ll kiss Riddler
Marry Poison Ivy
And kill Cat Woman.
There.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Next time I see Catwoman.
I’m telling her.
Zombie_Bird
DON’T YOU DARE
PurpleWaffles
LOL
Chaos
Think she’ll listen?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Definitely.
Chaos
In that case
I’ll go to your funeral, Zombie.
Friar Tuck
Same
MyPalVal
I would
But I can’t afford to go to gotham
Sorry
Zombie_Bird
Chaos
Avenge me
Chaos
I’ll try
But
Catwoman
I’m not that good!
MyPalVal
I’ll lend you my blackbelt
Chaos
Yeah
That helps so much
PurpleWaffles
You’re a blackbelt?
MyPalVal
Yep
I’ve been taking martial arts for almost as long as I can remember
My mom was a cop and my dad was a security designer
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh that makes sense.
PurpleWaffles
ME NEXT
Friar Tuck
I’ll give you your people
Kiss Marry Kill
Following the theme
Um
Darn I don’t know that many gotham vigilantes
Batgirl, Robin, and Batwoman
That’s all I got
PurpleWaffles
Oh frick
These ones
Zombie_Bird
HA
Chaos
Wow Tuck
Very basic
Friar Tuck
Like my three were any less basic!!
Chaos
Fair
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Go on
Choose
PurpleWaffles
:)
Fine :)
Um
Kill Batgirl
Zombie_Bird
You realize this means you have to either kiss or marry robin, right?
PurpleWaffles
FRICK
I take it back
SPITEandCAFFEINE
No take backs
PurpleWaffles
FRICK FRICK FRICK
Um Batwoman
Hngggggggggg
Kiss Batwoman
She’s a lot older than me
Older than robin is younger
So
Marry Robin
Ugh
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m telling him you said that
PurpleWaffles
NO NO NO
DON’T
PLEASE
HE’LL KILL ME
Zombie_Bird
We can die together
PurpleWaffles
TIM PLEASE
Chaos
Tim?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
WOW
Thanks
STEPH
PurpleWaffles
Whoops…
Zombie_Bird
Ha
Seriously you guys
Friar Tuck
Your names are Tim and Steph?
PurpleWaffles
Yeah..
Steph is short for Stephanie
Tim is short for Timothy
MyPalVal
Obviously
Chaos
I like this better anyway
Tim is shorter than SPITEandCAFFEINE
SPITEandCAFFEINE
True
Chaos
I’m still calling Steph Waffles though
PurpleWaffles
Thank
Hey Zombie, want to share your name?
Zombie_Bird
Eh
Maybe
Chaos
I’ll tell you my name if you tell me yours
Zombie_Bird
Deal
I’m Jason
Chaos
I’m Sam
MyPalVal
Val is my real name
Same with Tuck
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We figured.
Chaos
My turn for the Kiss Marry Kill
PurpleWaffles
Oh yeah
Friar Tuck
I know I JUST picked people
But I want to tick Sam off
Chaos
Tuck
Zombie_Bird
Go for it
MyPalVal
Oh wait
I know what you’re doing
Lol
PurpleWaffles
I want to see Chaos ticked off
At someone other than the other team, I mean.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hmmm
Friar Tuck
Ok
Kiss Marry Kill
Going against the theme this time
PurpleWaffles
Oh?
Friar Tuck
Oliver Queen, Lex Luthor, and Bruce Wayne.
Chaos
Asdghaffgsdfga
TUCKER I SWEAR
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE AT LUNCH
I’M COIMNIG FOR YOU
Friar Tuck
Looking forward to it thanks
Zombie_Bird
HAHA
WHAT
SPITEandCAFFEINE
These options
Are worse than mine
I hate these
MyPalVal
I WAS RIGHT
I knew it
Chaos
PREPARE TO DIE
Friar Tuck
After you choose!
And you have to.
No getting out of it.
Chaos
I’m going to sacrifice you to CW
Friar Tuck
Oh wow
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Out of curiosity
Why are these options THIS enraging?
Friar Tuck
She’s a goth vegetarian environmentalist.
She hates anything mainstream
And hates mega corporations even more.
Chaos
There’s no ethical way to make a billion dollars
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well
Normally
But without Wayne Enterprises Gotham would have fallen apart long ago
Zombie_Bird
It is true that WE keeps the city together
PurpleWaffles
Gothamites love the Waynes
Insult them in front of an average Gothamite
And it’s instant blood lust
Lucky for you we’re some of the only Gothamites down to roast the Waynes
Chaos
Really?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah
The Waynes are only so rich because of just HOW BIG everything they do is
They’ve got a finger in every pie you could think of
And are leaders in many of those pies
Now I want pie darn it
Chaos
In that case
Marry Bruce Wayne
Because he sounds like the best out of the three
Kill Lex Luthor
Because he’s a world class JERK
And by default
Kiss Oliver Queen.
MyPalVal
As I predicted
Chaos
Frick off.
That’s the best I could do when all of my options were DECADES older than me
Friar Tuck
Sorry
But I had to do it
And we did say that our ages don’t matter for this game, didn’t we?
Chaos
You should still run.
Friar Tuck
Will do.
Chaos
It’s Tim’s turn.
Zombie is picking his people.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh no
Zombie_Bird
Let’s do this
Kiss Marry Kill
Returning to the theme
SPITEandCAFFEINE
OH NO
Zombie_Bird
Kiss Marry Kill
Red Robin, Red Hood, and Nightwing.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
These are worse than Stephs options!!
Zombie_Bird
That was the point
Chaos
How is this worse?
Exactly?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Inside joke
Kill Red Hood
Because he’s a jerk
Kiss Nightwing
And Marry Red Robin
HA
TAKE THAT
JASON
Zombie_Bird
I’m screenshotting this
PurpleWaffles
Same
MyPalVal
I’m guessing for the inside joke?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yep.
Chaos
Val
Your turn
MyPalVal
Darn
Friar Tuck
Waffles can choose
Purple Waffles
SWEET
Ok
Sticking with the theme
Kiss Marry Kill:
Green Lantern, Green Lantern, and Green Lantern.
MyPalVal
No.
No.
No.
PurpleWaffles
I was joking anyway lol
Super Boy (The older one), Miss Martian, and Kid Flash.
MyPalVal
Ugh I don’t know most of these very well…
Marry Super Boy because I know him the best and he’s cool
Kiss Kid Flash
And Kill Miss Martian
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hmmm
I wouldn't have killed Miss Martian.
I’m screenshotting this.
MyPalVal
What did I do
WHAT DID I DO
Chaos
Hmmm yeah
JAZZ’S TURN
JazzHands
Alright
Who’s choosing?
PurpleWaffles
Tim is
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What?
Oh ok
Kiss Marry Kill
Penguin, Scarecrow, and Two Face
JazzHands
Villains huh
Ok
I can work with this
Kiss Two Face
Marry Penguin
Kill Scarecrow
Chaos
Very fast
Friar Tuck
That’s Jazz
Zombie_Bird
Your reasoning?
JazzHands
Scarecrow is a nasty little man in every meaning.
Two Face would be an interesting person to kiss
And marrying Penguin would give financial stability.
PurpleWaffles
I respect that.
Zombie_Bird
Same.
Chaos
Hey Tuck :)
Friar Tuck
…
What
Chaos
It’s lunch time :)
MyPalVal
HAha
Friar Tuck
OH FRICKK
PurpleWaffles
He’s dead
SPITEandCAFFEINE
And you will be too
Soon..
PurpleWaffles
TIM
Notes:
Names are revealed. this wasn't planned when I started writing this segment lol, it just happened.
I'm planning to write a bunch this week so if you have any ideas for short segments, they would be much appreciated!You might have noticed my mom in the comments. she's actually proud of me for this, which is super great because I can just say "Mom I just had an idea that I have to write RIGHT NOW even if it is 11:00 at night!" and she'll let me go write it it's amazing
thanks mom ily
Random Question: Least Favorite Animal? mine are Raccoons because one killed my chickens when I was a child. I'm trying to get over my pointless grudge.
Chapter 17: Shirts And Information
Summary:
Mouse starts working on some matching shirts, and also reveals that Paris is Not Normal.
Notes:
Hello my fabulous readers!!! you are all so fabulous I am enjoying all of your comments so much!!!!
This chapter is a bit long, but that's because the first segment of this chapter was too short for a whole chapter and the second one could have had a chapter all to itself so more for you guys I guess
also HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEAR YESSSSSSSSI can't believe we're THIS FAR already
seriously wow y'all are amazing and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your reading thisUsername directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students
Ghost Girl
@The_Blood_Son
I love all of ur animals
I would die for jerry
The_Blood_Son
Good.
Ghost Boy
I, too.
Would die for Jerry.
Mouse Bug
Same.
Ghost Girl
We should form a club
The WDFJ club
Ghost Boy
The Would Die For Jerry Club?
Ghost Girl
Yes
Mouse Bug
I’ll join that club
The_Blood_Son
I don’t know how to respond to this.
Ghost Girl
We love your turkey
The_Blood_Son
I can see that, yes.
Babababs
It’s a compliment
Take it.
The_Blood_Son
If so it is an odd one.
Mouse Bug
it is yeah
Ghost Girl
Hey Bloodson
Are YOU part of The WDFJ Club?
The_Blood_Son
Naturally.
Ghost Boy
We’re up to four members
Babs!
Are you gonna join??
Babababs
…
You know what?
Sure.
I would die for Jerry.
Ghost Girl
5 members.
Now all we need is robot and Notactuallyanerd!
Mouse Bug
@My Little Robot
Would you die for Jerry?
Ghost Girl
@Notactuallyanerd would YOU die for Jerry?
Notactuallyanerd
Naturally.
Ghost Girl
We got 6!
My Little Robot
I would die for him.
Mouse Bug
All 7 of us
Perfect
Ghost Boy
You know what this means
<Ghost Boy changed the chat name to The WDFJ Club>
Mouse Bug
I remember the last time the name was changed we talked about how much people would be confused if they saw it on our phones
This one is much weirder.
Babababs
Agreed
Though it is better for the war because if one of the enemies were going to look over our shoulders, they would see ‘Mouse Sensei as part of the chat name and would get another clue.
The_Blood_Son
They would never get a chance to look over my shoulder.
Ghost Boy
I wouldn’t doubt it
But just in case ya know?
Mouse Bug
Have a plan for everything.
My Little Robot
If they were going to look
They would see Mouse’s username anyway
I could make something to prevent that
Make it so that the screen would turn off if certain people looked at it
Babababs
Oh that’s a good idea
Can I help?
My Little Robot
I’ll DM you
Mouse Bug
We’ve lost them
Notactuallyanerd
At least it means we’re going to get a cool new phone feature soon?
Ghost Girl
Heck yeah
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie eat.
Ghost Girl
Thx
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Mouse Bug
I’m making The WDFJ Club shirts
I need your measurements
Robot I already have yours don’t worry
Ghost Boy
Sweet
I’ll DM them to you
Ghost Girl
I do not know my measurements
I’ll go buy a tape measure and get back to you
Notactuallyanerd
I’d have to ask my mom what mine are
Babababs
I have mine and Bloodson’s
The_Blood_Son
Is this necessary?
Mouse Bug
Yes.
I’m going to need a place to ship these too as well
After I’m done, of course.
I’m also going to do all of the shirts in different colors
Any base color requests?
The_Blood_Son
Black.
Ghost Girl
That was fast
And also basic
I’m basic too I want white
Ghost Boy
Can Ellie and my shirts be inverts of each other?
Mouse Bug
Invert like negative colors or invert like her stitching color is your base color and vice versa?
Ghost Boy
The second one
I want to match
Ghost Girl
I like that idea yessss
Mouse Bug
So besides white, what do you want your other color to be?
Ghost Girl
Neon green
If Ghost Boy likes it
Ghost Boy
Lol
Yes
Mouse Bug
I can work with that
What color do you want your stitching? @The_Blood_Son
Or can I choose?
The_Blood_Son
I will let you choose if you don’t make it some ridiculous color.
Mouse Bug
I take it you don’t want bright pink, then.
Babababs
I would PAY to see Bloodson in a bright pink outfit
Mouse Bug
I take paid commissions
The_Blood_Son
Don’t you DARE.
Babababs
I won’t
Well I won’t get something for YOU
Depending on the craftsmanship of these shirts I might get something for Dick.
Ghost Boy
Is Dick a person?
Because it is capitalized…
Babababs
Yeah Dick is Bloodson’s oldest brother
Ghost Girl
Tell him that’s a fabulous name
Babababs
I will don’t worry
Mouse Bug
OK so I’m going to choose a sensible color for you, don’t worry.
Babs, any requests?
Babababs
I would like a dark purple base with yellow stitching.
Mouse Bug
Ok ok
@Notactuallyanerd
What about you?
Notactuallyanerd
I’m back!
I have my measurements now.
Oh right
Blue and red?
I don’t care which is which.
Ghost Girl
You’re basic too!
But in a more fun way than me and Bloodson lol
Primary colors rather than grey scale
The_Blood_Son
This is twice now you’ve called me basic.
And yet, I’m not mad.
Ghost Girl
I haven’t been phrasing it as an insult
And I’ve also been referring to myself the same way
So like
I’d hope you weren’t mad
The_Blood_Son
If Zombie_Bird had called me basic, I would have attempted to stab him.
Notactualllyanerd
This is true
Not even hyperbole
He has a sword
Ghost Girl
Man I want a sword
Oi Ghost Boy
Do you have a sword I could use?
Ghost Boy
I could ask Aunt P
And also @The_Blood_Son that’s a mood
The_Blood_Son
Wanting to stab those who insult you is a ‘mood’?
Ghost Boy
Yes.
Ghost Girl
Specifically the Froot Loop
Ghost Boy
Especially the Froot Loop
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie told me about him
I hate him too
Ghost Boy
Really?
Ellie how much did you tell?
Ghost Girl
My whole life story
Plus context
Ghost Boy
EVERYTHING then
Yeah the Froot Loop is the worst
Mouse Bug
Wait isn’t he the creep crushing on your mom?
He’s important to Ellie’s mysterious backstory???
Babababs
Wait really?
Notactuallyanerd
Wait Babs were you even here for most of Ellie’s vague hinting about her tragic past?
Babababs
Well no but I did read through the chat history.
The_Blood_Son
Of course you did.
Elaboration?
Ghost Boy
Remember how Ellie said her first father figure tried to kill her?
Mouse Bug
...yes.
Ghost Boy
That was the Froot Loop.
Mouse Bug
Oh so he’s worse than we thought
Babababs
So he’s graduated from lusting after a married woman to attempted murder.
Notactuallyanerd
He’s actually done worse than that.
Ghost Girl
Indeed…..
Mouse Bug
Now there’s three of them.
More hints though.
Babababs
Wait NAAN didn’t you say she might be like your brother?
Was that ever confirmed??
Mouse Bug
NAAN?
Notactuallyanerd
Not Actually A Nerd
I’m guessing
Ghost Girl
Yeah that was confirmed
The_Blood_Son
Really now?
And if he was your first father figure
Then he really has done worse.
Ghost Boy
Wait NAAN, your brother is like Ellie????
Ghost Girl
Apparently
Ghost Boy
Oh wow
Mouse Bug
I feel like I’m missing some massive piece of context.
The_Blood_Son
You are.
Mouse Bug
Feel like explaining?
Notactuallyanerd
It’s kind of my brother’s secret?
I’m not sure if I should share it…
Ghost Girl
I could say what I am
And then you wouldn’t be saying anything about your brother
The context of your brother is how Bloodson and Babs figured it out anyway so I might as well just tell her
Mouse Bug
So what are you?
Ghost Girl
I’m a clone
Mouse Bug
A clone???
Notactuallyanerd
It’s a long story
I know because I heard the whole thing
Mouse Bug
I thought cloning wasn’t a thing yet??
The_Blood_Son
Not to the public.
All of those with access to the technology are keeping it firmly under wraps.
Only those affected by its existence are aware of it outside of its creators.
Mouse Bug
Ah
Ok then
Babababs
Ellie if you don’t mind me asking
Who’s your original?
Is it Ghost Boy’s other sister?
Ghost Girl
I don’t mind
And nah it’s not Jazz
See, the Froot Loop made his cloning tech himself, and there were a lot of problems with it
I’m actually Ghost Boy’s clone
Ghost Boy
Creep wanted me to be his son
Tried cloning me when I said no
Got mad when he couldn’t make a “Proper” clone
Ghost Girl
Just because I came out a girl
Seriously dude
Mouse Bug
That is
EXTREMELY messed up
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
Babababs
And from the way you talk about him
I’m guessing he’s not in jail
Ghost Girl
Nope!
Mouse Bug
That’s even more messed up.
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah he should really be put in jail
But from what Ellie told me
He wouldn’t stay there
Babababs
?
Ghost Boy
The dude is Meta
Babababs
Oh
The_Blood_Son
Meta enough to escape jail?
Ghost Girl
He can walk through walls
Mouse Bug
That would do it alright
I’m adding him to my list of people I hate
Notactuallyanerd
But you’re so nice??
Who are the other people on the list?
Mouse Bug
Well this guy is the might be the most horrible so far
Maybe
The_Blood_Son
Who could you have met that would top him?
Mouse Bug
Oh boy
I forget that people outside of France don’t know
Ghost Boy
Don’t know what
Don’t know what Mouse
The_Blood_Son
Mouse Sensei?
Mouse Bug
So Paris has a supervillain
And heroes
Ghost Boy
Wow really!?
Babababs
It does?
I feel like we would have heard about that…
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah I mean
Isn’t Paris a huge tourist city?
Mouse Bug
It’s been kept under wraps by a combination of magic and the mayor restricting the media. Also a lot of region specific websites and information.
If you have a VPN set it to france and look up “The Ladyblog”
There should be a tab with a rundown of the situation.
Babababs
Holy…
I looked it up.
I would say it’s a roleplay blog for my own sanity but
The videos aren’t edited more than a few jump cuts.
Notactuallyanerd
I also looked it up?
Is this seriously real??
That’s terrifying…
The_Blood_Son
I have to agree.
Babababs
And everyone thinks Gotham is a bad place to live…
Sheesh.
Ghost Girl
So it took me a hot second to download a VPN
But I did
And
Wow
Ghost Boy
I haven’t looked it up yet
But those are some somber reactions
Ghost Girl
Dude
Look it up
It’s a frickin miraculous fight.
Ghost Boy
Wait seriously??
Mouse Bug
You’ve heard of the Miraculous??
Ghost Boy
My parents are obsessed with the paranormal
They have a ton of old books and tomes
Along with Chaos
Because she’s goth
And yeah, the Miraculous are talked about in a few.
Babababs
Really?
Because I can’t find anything about them other than stuff from Paris
Ghost Boy
They’re REALLY old books.
The_Blood_Son
Even then the Parisians don’t know much about the actual miraculous.
What can You tell us about them?
Ghost Boy
They’re jewelry inhabited by small deities embodying concepts of the universe called Kwamii
Without a miraculous as a conduit, the Kwamii can’t be seen or touched by mortals.
A Kwamii’s power is so immense that they need a further human conduit in order to use their abilities safely.
Lol I’m actualy just paraphrasing the book
I have it right here
The_Blood_Son
While that is very interesting
#10
Ghost Boy
FRICK
Notactuallyanerd
That’s terrifying.
Babababs
Seconded.
Mouse Bug
Well then.
Those books know more than Paris does, that’s for sure.
Ghost Girl
I want to meet a kwamii
The illustrations make them look adorable.
Ghost Boy
They really do
Babababs
You would think that the heroes would have contacted the Justice League by now though, right?
In the videos they look like kids!
Mouse Bug
Well…
They tried
They were told not to prank call the Justice league.
Babababs
What.
Mouse Bug
Well it’s not like there’s much physical proof when an attack isn’t happening!
You’ve seen the videos of the Miraculous cure!
Notactuallyanerd
That cure is awesome by the way
Ghost Boy
Wait cure??
Like
The Ladybug Miraculous????
The_Blood_Son
Indeed
Is there something wrong with that?
Ghost Boy
none at all
Continue.
I’m going to look it up for myself now.
Mouse Bug
And anyway it’s for the best, really.
Can you imagine an Akumatized superman??
Notactuallyanerd
I can
I don’t like it.
Mouse Bug
Exactly.
So anyway the other people on my Hate list are Hawkmoth and this one pathological liar without a moral compass.
Ghost Boy
Yeah I can see how that would make it onto your hit list.
Mouse Bug
Not a hit list
A Hate list
The_Blood_Son
Not for me.
I’m adding both the Froot Loop and Hawkmoth to my hit list.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh boy.
Mouse Bug
This was fun
I’m going to leave to work on the shirts now bye
Notactuallyanerd
Bye?
Ghost Girl
Bye
Ghost Boy
Bye
Babababs
Bye
The_Blood_Son
Farewell.
Ghost Boy
You’re doing that on purpose now aren’t you.
The_Blood_Son
And if I am?
Ghost Boy
If you are then you’re fabulous
Keep up the dramatics, my dramatic friend.
The_Blood_Son
I will do my best.
Notes:
ahaHA! They know about the Akumas now!!!!
So about Danny's reaction to the miraculous, in my version of the episode "Infinite Realms", Danny was time travelling for a lot longer than one afternoon, but since time travel everything worked out. During that time he met and worked with several groups of miraculous holders against the Tyrant Plasmius. Yes that means Tikki would totally recognize his ghost form, Sam, and Tuck. while the Fentons do have books that mention the miraculous, they have nothing on Danny's personal experiences, that he told Ellie about. obviously.
ALSO!!!!!
my sister recently published her Webtoon!!!! she's been working on it for a really long time and I personally think it's AMAZING. this might be because there's a character based on me, and I also have writing credits (under the moniker "Nameless Ghost") BUT STILL! It's called "Cass Kingdom" and it's a high fantasy about a sarcastic human adventurer, a bubbly fairy girl (me!!), and an adorable amnesiac genie. GO! AND GIVE MY SISTER THE HAPPINESS Y'ALL GIVE ME!!!https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/cass-kingdom/list?title_no=536521
(how do you characterize Conner Kent HELP)
Chapter 18: Story Time With Ellie pt 2
Summary:
Ellie tells another crazy story that happens to be 100% true
Notes:
My chapters just keep getting longer-
anyway
hi
how've y'all been? I know things are crazy rn, so I hope this chapter can take your minds off some of it at least!
behold! the most angsty chapter so far! which isn't saying much lol. hope you enjoy!Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Groupchat - The FAM
Babababs
@DickieBird
Ellie says your name is fabulous.
DickieBird
Thanks but???
Who’s Ellie???
Zombie_Bird
Ha
DickieBird
I’m serious, who is Ellie?????
The_Blood_Son
A Person.
DickieBird
That helps so much thank you.
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Notactuallyanerd
I looked up more about the Paris situation
Akumas can get really weird
Mouse Bug
Tell me about it
They can be literally anything
Ghost Boy
I’ve been reading about the miraculous in general
And yeah
The butterfly broach can do almost flippin anything given the right emotions to work with
Notactuallyanerd
I said it before
I’ll say it again
Terrifying.
My Little Robot
We have become incredibly desensitized
Mouse Bug
Where did you learn the word desensitized?
My Little Robot
The internet is a good teacher
Mouse Bug
As good as I am?
My Little Robot
Yes
Ghost Boy
Ouch
Notactuallyanerd
Machine supremacy is coming!
Mouse Bug
Just wait
I’ll be a better teacher than the internet yet!
My Little Robot
Doubtful
The internet is the biggest store of knowledge on earth.
Ghost Boy
On earth yeah
But what about not on earth?
My Little Robot
There is probably a bigger store somewhere else
But that doesn’t mean Mouse is a better teacher than the internet.
Ghost Boy
Right right
Does the internet know anything about Mouse’s special Sun Ice glitch combo?
Mouse Bug
Probably not
I made that one
Notactuallyanerd
I still don’t know HOW you could have made it without hacking
But you did
My Little Robot
It has no information on that no
Ghost Boy
So it might be a better teacher in general but Mouse is still better at video games.
My Little Robot
…
Fine.
Mouse Bug
Yes!!!
Ghost Boy
Nothing like protecting yuor teacher’s honor in the morning!
The_Blood_Son
#11
Ghost Boy
YOU WEREN’T EVEN ON A SECOND AGO
HOW
HOW????
Do you exist to point out my mistakes????
The_Blood_Son
Yes.
Notactuallyanerd
Wow
Mouse Bug
Brutal.
Notactuallyanerd
What an important purpose in life
It’s not like you have any other goals or anything
The_Blood_Son
Don’t sarcastically mock my chosen path
It’s obviously very important.
Ghost Boy
I agree
If he doesn’t constantly remind me of my misdoings then I might get a big head and cause the apocalypse or something
You never know
Mouse Bug
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
Because if you lived in Paris that would be an actual concern
But
You don’t
Ghost Boy
I’m half sarcastic
But seriously the butterfly effect is a thing that can happen
The smallest things can have the biggest consequences
Me getting a big head COULD result in the apocalypse for all I know
The_Blood_Son
Well said.
Ghost Boy
So you accept the responsibility of keeping me from causing the apocalypse?
The_Blood_Son
Yes.
Ghost Boy
Great!
Now if it happens it won’t be just my fault!
Notactuallyanerd
Preemptive blame game huh?
Can I join the “Stop ghost from ending the world squad”?
Ghost Boy
Sure!
Mouse Bug
Not another one I can’t make that many shirts that fast!!
Ghost Boy
It’s ok you don’t need to do shirts for this one
Wait does this mean your joining the squad??
Mouse Bug
Why not
Sure
If you cause the apocalypse I’ll share the blame
Ghost Girl
You guys don’t know what you’re agreeing to.
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie!!
Ghost Girl
Jon!!
Mouse Bug
Jon?
Ghost Girl
Whoops
Notactuallyanerd
It’s ok I don’t mind
My name is Jon
The_Blood_Son
You told her your name?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
In DMs it was easier than “Notactuallyanerd”
This was before babs came up with NAAN
The_Blood_Son
I see.
Ghost Boy
Lol Ellie
Mouse Bug
Now what's this about not knowing what we’re agreeing to?
Ghost Girl
I mean it’s good that he’s preemptively placing blame on someone other than himself so when it happens he has no choice but to blame other people
Ya know
For his mental health
But I did say “When” it happens.
Ghost Boy
Wow thanks for the vote of confidence.
Ghost Girl
You know it’s a possibility
Ghost Boy
And we both know that if it happens it won’t stick
Ghost Girl
But still
Ghost Boy
You JUST said this was good for my mental health!
Ghost Girl
I stand by that
Ghost Boy
Then why warn them against it??
Ghost Girl
…
Ok I see your point
Ghost Boy
I feel like my point actually changed somewhere in there…
Mouse Bug
W
What?
Notactuallyanerd
^^^
The_Blood_Son
Why would Ghost cause the apocalypse?
You seem very serious about it.
Ghost Girl
Well I mean
Technically
He’s already done it.
Ghost Boy
No
No I didn’t
Alternate timelines don’t count
And that happens nine years in the relative future anyway!!
Mouse Bug
Alternate WHAT
Ghost Girl
Oh so they don’t count now but when you’re angsting about it on the roof-
Ghost Boy
NEVER COUNTS
IT’S JUST A TRAUMATIC MEMORY OK
Plus He technically still exists so I can angst about it all I want thanks.
Notactuallyanerd
I’m
So confused
Who is He??
Alternate timeline?
Ghost caused the apocalypse????
Nine years in the future??????
The_Blood_Son
I admit I have some questions.
I have many, actually.
Mouse Bug
I have questions also
Seriously WHAT
Ghost Boy
>:( Ellie!
Ghost Girl
I’m sorry ok!
I forgot for a sec
Who I was talking about
Ghost Boy
Right
Sorry
Mouse Bug
Um.
Ghost Boy
Right and sorry to you too!
Um
Answers
Geez
Um
Ugn
Notactuallyanerd
You ok?
Ghost Girl
Probably not no
Geez I’m sorry
Do you want me to explain?
Vaguely?
You can leave and I’ll @ you when I’m done
Ghost Boy
Sure
Ghost Girl
In return
Mouse has to tell us Akuma stories.
And Bloodson has to tell us some Gotham stories
And Jon has to tell us some Superman stories.
Notactuallyanerd
How about one of each?
Mouse Bug
I guess I could tell you about a less publicized one…
The_Blood_Son
I accept your terms.
Ghost Girl
Ok then
The Story Of How Ghost Boy Almost Ended The World
It’s Not Actually His Fault But He Blames Himself For It
Ghost Boy
Ellie!
Ghost Girl
See this is why the blame squad is a good idea.
ANYWAY
So you know I’m meta (Well sorta)
And you know I’m cloned from Ghost Boy
Ghost Boy is also Meta (Again, sorta)
Glad we established that.
Mouse Bug
I don’t know how I didn’t put that together before
The_Blood_Son
I did.
Notactuaallyanerd
Ellie told me while explaining her life.
Ghost Girl
So our powers impact our lives
And so because of reasons pertaining to his powers
Ghost Boy was failing a bunch of classes
Big test coming up
GB (It’s too hard to type out Ghost Boy every time) finds the test answers and cheats because he was so stressed and needed the grade
Mouse Bug
He did mention he was bad in school…
Ghost Girl
His teacher catches him and calls his parents to the local fast food place to demonstrate where kids that cheat end up.
Notactuallyanerd
Harsh
Ghost Girl
Yeah I hate his teacher (Not u mouse ur wonderful)
Anyway Chaos and Tuck were there too
And Jazz
I forgot why
This particular fast food place is locally known for it’s mystery sauce
This sauce is apparently explosive
The entire restaurant blows up
GB is the only survivor
He only survived because of his powers
Mouse Bug
Holy cow
His entire family???
Ghost Girl
Don’t forget all his close friends
The_Blood_Son
This is where we get into the alternate timeline I see.
Notactuallyanerd
Wow…
Ghost Girl
Anyway
GB is sent to live with the Froot Loop
Because he’s apparently GB’s godfather or something
So, GB is blaming the fact that he’s meta for both getting him into that situation and him not dying with the rest of his loved ones
Froot Loop pulls a creepy and does a weird surgery on him to remove his powers.
Mouse Bug
Um
WHAT.
Notactuallyanerd
Was this surgery consensual???
Ghost Girl
Not in the least.
Notactuallyanerd
Just when I thought he couldn’t get worse…
Ghost Girl
Thing is, separate from us, our powers develop sentience.
Immediately.
This isn’t even the first time it happened to GB
Our powers in that form are made of energy and emotions
The key emotions at this point in time were grief and anger
Mouse Bug
I can imagine…
Ghost Girl
So GB’s powers rip the powers out of Froot Loop in the same way and they collide, turning into one being. GB’s powers were more powerful at that point in time due to his strong emotions, meaning he won out in the fuse
BUT
All that evil from the Froot Loop stayed.
Lots of things happen and nine-ten years later he destroys the world completely.
The only survivor is Val.
Notactuallyanerd
Not even the justice league?
Not Superman or Batman or Wonder Woman?
Ghost Girl
No one except Val.
Mouse Bug
And you all think our Akumas are terrifying.
The_Blood_Son
How do you know all this if it happened in a separate time?
Ghost Girl
Well I know the whole story because GB and I can share memories due to the nature of our powers
GB and company know because the protector of the timeline, the dude who keeps everything from falling apart behind the scenes, tried to help. To make this Not Happen.
Mouse Bug
There’s a person like that?
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah
Jon you remember I told you I had that One Adult that I trust right
That’s this dude
Notactuallyanerd
The only adult you trust is actually someone with time controlling powers
I shouldn't be surprised at this point
But I am
Ghost Girl
So anyway GB and company mess up his attempt to help a bit (He totally planned it though)
They ended up in his lair place
And THEN ended up ten years into the bad future
You know
When everything was destroyed
Mouse Bug
You’re telling me that GB is a time traveler
Ghost Girl
I’m telling you that GB, Chaos, and Tuck are time travelers.
The_Blood_Son
Of course you are.
Ghost Girl
They meet Future!Val and get an explanation
Then Future!Evil!GB comes and ties up our GB
And takes his place in the past, trying to make ABSOLUTE CERTAIN that his future happens
Chaos and Tuck don’t know about this because they were almost crushed by some rubble and had to go back to the past before this happened
Time travel rules are weird
Jazz does a weird thing and manages to send a message to GB in the future and he gets back somehow?
I don’t actually know this
Ghost Boy
I pulled a new power out of my butt that got me out
Ghost Girl
You’ve been lurking!
Also
Which one?
Ghost Boy
The Wail
Ghost Girl
Ah yea that would do it
OH so that’s how you got the Wail?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Mouse Bug
What’s the Wail?
Ghost Boy
You know Black Canary? Her Canary Cry?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah?
Ghost Boy
That but a little different
Notactuallyanerd
Oh.
Wow.
Mouse Bug
Yeah seriously
How powerful are you guys?
The_Blood_Son
Powerful enough to cause the end of the world
Apparently.
Ghost Boy
I’m going to lurk again
Ellie continue
Ghost Girl
So GB gets home and he finds F!E!GB has tied his family and friends to the explosive vat of sauce
It’s on a timer
The two GBs fight
Our GB wins
Barely
But he’s too slow and the vat blows up anyway
Good ole’ timeline guardian turns back time so he never cheated on the test though
So everyone is alive!
The world didn’t end!
And everyone who remembers that it could have is traumatized!
Oh and also because reasons F!E!GB still exists
Notactuallyanerd
What
Ghost Girl
Yeah
He’s in the Timeline guardian’s dungeon tho
Timeline guardian is hard to type out
His name is Clock Work
That’s not much better
CW
There
The_Blood_Son
That is certainly a lot of information.
Mouse Bug
No offence but
What ARE you guys??
Ghost Boy
Most recently
Our kind are called Halfas
The_Blood_Son
Most recently?
Ghost Girl
Yeah
I know that others of our kind were called other things a long time ago
I dunno what tho
Ghost Boy
I would tell you but I’m honestly drawing a blank
Lol if Chaos and Tuck knew we were actually telling you guys these things...
Ghost Girl
They would completely flip.
Ghost Boy
But I like you guys so
You get to know things
Mouse Bug
Awww thanks!
I like you guys too!
Ghost Girl
Enough to tell us YOUR secrets? :D
Mouse Bug
Not quite :D
But we’ll get there
You need to be level 50 friendship to unlock my tragic...
Well not backstory exactly
But secrets
Ghost Girl
Darn
Hey @Notactuallyanerd what level friendship do I have to be to unlock YOUR secrets?
Don’t think I haven’t forgotten.
Notactuallyanerd
Um
I don’t know
But I think you’re getting close
Ghost Boy
Bloodson what about you?
The_Blood_Son
There is no such “level of friendship” that could make me tell you my secrets.
Notactuallyanerd
You have to be in his DAD’S good graces first
Ghost Boy
Well then
Guess I have to get in your Dad’s good graces.
The_Blood_Son
Such an outcome is unlikely
But not impossible.
Notactuallyanerd
He’s totally rooting for you
The_Blood_Son
I am doing no such thing!
Babababs
Well I certainly am
You guys are chill
Mouse Bug
We’re chill?
How??
Ghost Girl
Hi Babs!
Did you read through?
Babababs
Yeah I’ve been lurking while doing some other stuff
You guys have crazy lives
It’s entertaining
Ghost Boy
Glad to see my suffering is worth something to SOMEONE
Babababs
Do you really have a version of Black Canary’s Canary Cry?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Babababs
Interesting
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie have you eaten yet today
Ghost Girl
I have not
I’m going to go do that
Ghost Boy
Well bye
Babababs
Bye
Mouse Bug
Bye Ellie!
Notactuallyanerd
Bye :D
The_Blood_Son
Farewell Ghost Girl.
Ghost Boy
Every time!
Notes:
I don't know why but I love just writing Ellie telling stories. this might be because I like telling stories and a friend of mine who read this through said I made her chat like me so. If you want to know what I'm like look at Ellie's characterization I guess.
Canon Lancer is a JERK! I went straight from reading Lancer fluff fic to watching the actual show and WHAT THE FRICK he needs to have his license reviewed for some of the stuff he lets Dash get away with.
I have to say this again, but I am SO GRATEFUL for all of your wonderful comments! I read every single one, and get so excited to see them pop up in my inbox! You guys make me so happy every day like seriously. I'm so sorry I can't personally respond to every single one.
to those of you who comment on (almost) all of my chapters, I look forward to seeing your usernames and hearing what you have to say! I appreciate you all so muchhhhhh <3<3<3
A big Thank You!!!!! :D
Chapter 19: Double A Batteries
Summary:
The moment you've all been waiting for... well. one of them.
Notes:
Good afternoon! or whatever time/time zone you're reading this from! Guys, Gals, and NB Pals, I present to you! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!
I hope you guys like this one! a bunch of you have been asking for it for a long time, after all ;)
in other news school is a thing that I have to worry about again, so my buffer should be growing by a lot any day now. FUNNY STORY, the school laptop I have COULDN'T LOAD THE GOOGLE DOC FOR THIS FIC THIS MORNING. not surprising lol, atm, the doc is 366 pages long because of the format. I'm making a second doc for the rest of it, if I don't my computers are going to DIE.
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Mouse Bug
Is anyone free to practice with me right now?
@Babababs especially
Babababs
Oh yeah I’m free
Ghost Boy
Same
But with the way Chaos is looking at me I should probably use my alt.
Mouse Bug
Oh that’s sad
I wanted to work on leveling your sword.
Babababs
Mouse Sensei you’re from France right?
Mouse Bug
Yeah?
Babababs
We could play on the European servers
I doubt that they would be waiting to ambush us there
Mouse Bug
Ohhhhh
That could work!
Ghost Boy
I want to see what people think of Mouse Sensei over there
She is top of the leaderboards after all
Mouse Bug
I’m hounded by people sometimes
People who recognize my username anyway
Ghost Boy
What happens to them?
Mouse Bug
If they’re in my way
They die
The_Blood_Son
An effective method, I’m sure.
Mouse Bug
Bloodson!
Can you play right now?
The_Blood_Son
I would not be talking to you right now if I wasn’t.
Ghost Boy
Fair point.
Mouse Bug
@Everyone last call!
Notactuallyanerd
What?
Last call?
Ghost Boy
To practice with Babs
We’re playing on the European servers
Notactuallyanerd
Ohhhh
Cool
Yeah I can play
Mouse Bug
Perfect!
Set your region and log onto lobby 4!
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Ghost Boy
Mouse?
Who’s that?
They’re acting like they know you.
And you haven’t killed them yet for getting in your face.
The_Blood_Son
I had been wondering as well.
Babababs
Who are they?
Mouse Bug
Guys just a sec
Yes I know them
I’m messaging them
Ghost Boy
Oh sorry
Let us know when you’re done?
Mouse Bug
Of course!
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Direct Message Between Mouse Bug AND Double A
Double A
Mari!
You’re on!
Mouse Bug
Hi Adrien!
Yeah I’m on
Double A
Can I join you?
Mouse Bug
Maybe
I need to ask the others
Well maybe I don’t but it would be polite
Double A
Yeah
Speaking of others
Who’re you with?
I don’t recognize any of those usernames
Mouse Bug
Oh right!
I never told you about this huh
It started when Lila was manipulating your dad so you didn’t know
Well no one knew really
Except Max
He’s in on it
Double A
That’s a lot of words
But they’re only giving me more questions than answers
Mouse Bug
Whoops sorry!
Um
Right!
So i was playing on the American servers to practice my english
And I met these two guys who wanted to learn my moves
So we made a groupchat
They both wanted to beat someone they knew in the game
They did it and their opponents got mad and declared war
They gathered their forces and we gathered ours
My username is a secret though so I’m not actually part of the fighting
I’m just the mysterious teacher
We’re here practicing teamwork with my newest student and teammate.
Double A
Oh wow
I stand by my earlier statement
Can I join you guys???
Mouse Bug
Again
I have to ask
Probably
Double A
Please do!
This whole thing sounds really fun!
Mouse Bug
It is yeah
Ok I’ll ask
Double A
Yes!
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
Ok so!
Ghost Boy
You’re back!
Mouse Bug
Yep!
And I bring news!
Notactuallyanerd
Oooh what kind of news?
Mouse Bug
Good news!
Notactuallyanerd
Yay!
Mouse Bug
So Double A is a friend of mine
I trust him with my life
I didn’t tell him about this war before because of some personal drama going on at the time but now I told him what’s going on
He wants to join our team!
The_Blood_Son
You say you trust him with your life?
Is this trust justified?
Mouse Bug
I say I trust him with my life because he has literally saved my life more than once during Akuma attacks.
The_Blood_Son
Fair enough.
Babababs
Does he work well with others?
Because It’s been a bit since the last battle and we’re due for another
And we might not have time to properly train it into him.
Mouse Bug
Oh don’t worry about that!
He’s a team player all the way
No matter how much he might want to be the sad loner sometimes ;)
Notactuallyanerd
I say let him in!
He looks cool from what I’ve seen
Ghost Boy
Same
Let the guy join
The_Blood_Son
Let him in, but he has yet to gain my faith.
Babababs
I want to meet him
Mouse Bug
Ok then!
<Mouse Bug added Double A to the chat>
Double A
So I’m guessing they said yes?
Mouse Bug
Yep!
Welcome to the team!
Ghost Boy
Happy to have you
We can always use new members!
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah!
Double A
Happy to be here! :D
By the way
What does the chat name mean?
The WDFJ Club?
Mouse Bug
Oh
Gosh I forgot that was the chat name whoops
Ghost Boy
HAHAHA
Wonderful
Notactuallyanerd
Oh yeah!
Babababs
It means “The Would Die For Jerry Club”
Double A
Would Die For Jerry???
Who’s Jerry???
Mouse Bug
Jerry is Bloodson’s pet turkey
Double A
Oh
Wait pet turkey
What
The_Blood_Son
Is there anything wrong with my pet choice?
Double A
Not at all!
In fact I think a pet turkey is really cool!
I’ve always wanted a pet, but my father would never let me.
The_Blood_Son
…
He can stay.
For now.
Mouse Bug
[Picture attachment of a turkey sleeping against a sleeping cow]
This is Jerry.
Double A
I want to join the WDFJ club
The_Blood_Son
You saved my picture?
Mouse Bug
I saved all of them
They were too cute to not!
Ghost Boy
I don’t have ALL of them saved but I do have that one, and the dog one.
I think Ellie has them saved too.
Babababs
I know I have more than a few pictures of your animals.
Notactuallyanerd
Same
The_Blood_Son
...
They will be happy to hear how much you care about them.
Notactuallyanerd
Awwe
We love you too ;)
The_blood_Son
I said nothing of the sort.
Notactuallyanerd
Maybe not in those words
But you did!
The_Blood_Son
I definitely did not.
Notactuallyanerd
You did though
Double A
Sorry to interrupt but
Who’s Ellie?
She was mentioned earlier
Mouse Bug
Oh!
Ellie is Ghost Boy’s sister
Her username is Ghost Girl though and we thought that would get confusing so we just call her Ellie
Also we do love you Bloodson
Platonically of course!
Double A
Thanks!
The_Blood_Son
What could I have done to deserve something like your love?
Platonic as it may be.
Ghost Boy
Lots!
You listen when we rant
Joke around and play with us
You’ve always got our backs in game
And especially in the case of me and Ellie you’ve been nothing but understanding when we tell our stories
When I KNOW some people would abandon us immediately after hearing them.
@Ghost Girl do you agree?
Ghost Girl
Oh totally!
I love everyone on this chat! Except maybe Double A I just don’t know you well enough yet.
Double A
Fair enough
Ghost Boy
You responded fast.
Ghost Girl
I’ve been lurking.
The_Blood_Son
You say you don’t love Double A because you don’t know him.
Do you know me?
There’s a lot I keep from you.
Ghost Girl
Well I know you keep your secrets. Jon certainly does and I know you know his.
But I also know you’re entitled to those secrets, just like Ghost Boy and I would be if we decided to keep ours.
Mouse Bug
Yeah!
And about the knowing you bit
I know you love your animals
I know you have rivalries with your brothers, but are friendly enough with them to play video games with them
I know you like to draw
I know you’re very determined and competitive but also a good listener
You’re honest and not afraid to speak your mind
And you’re a good friend, even if you’re a bit prickly at times.
So the real question is what HAVEN’T you done to deserve our love?
The_Blood_Son
…
Notactuallyanerd
I think you broke him
Babababs
The lady speaks the truth Bloodson
You should listen to her
The_Blood_Son
I shall keep it in mind.
Ghost Boy
All we can ask for!
Babababs
Not to ruin the wholesome mood
But we’re all getting spawn killed while AFK
Mouse Bug
Oh FRICK
Ghost Boy
AHHHH
Notactuallyanerd
Oh badbadbadbad
The_Blood_Son
Tt
Notactuallyanerd
… did you just write that sound out?
Like actually?
Ghost Girl
I can’t play right now so I’ll just leave you to it.
Have fun!
Double A
We’re all dying
Ghost Girl
Like I said
Fun
Notes:
ADRIEN YAASSSS
you guys asked for it, and I had already written it, it's another sunshine boi!!!!I meant to write a bunch yesterday but didn't touch my doc because I was preoccupied with adding to my AU index. it's so big by now... and I want to write ALL OF THEM!!!! hopefully I'll be able to focus in coming days. (I can't work on my AUs from my school computer anyway lol)
Do you guys want to see me try and write some of the MANY AUs I have indexed?
I got everything from Reverse Crush MLB, to Halfa Trio, to The Danny Clones Survived and so many more. so many. I even have a universe where Danny just had a normal life with a normal family and he was happy for once I love that one. (I gave him 5 adopted siblings because I love siblings)These notes are a mess wow
Chapter 20: VC
Summary:
VC!!!!
Notes:
CHAPTER 20 MY FAM
WE MADE IT
i'm so happy you guys, you don't even knowsorry this chapter is a shorter one! but it is one I have been looking forward to for a while! (I need to buff my buffer ahhh) I really hope you enjoy my playing with a slightly new format ;)
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - AdrienYay another person on my list! he will not be the last.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
Hey @Everyone
My creepy godfather is at my house right now and I need an excuse to Ignore him
Wanna battle?
Ghost Girl
Oh nuts really?
Well I’m in.
The_Blood_Son
My condolences.
I will also help.
Chaos
Oh sure
I’m free
And always willing to tick that guy off.
Zombie_Bird
I’ll fight you
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Sure
PurpleWaffles
I’m in
Notactuallyanerd
Anything to help ignore that guy
Friar Tuck
What do you know about him?
The_Blood_Son
We know he is a despicable being.
My Little Robot
Yes
Babababs
I’m free
Should be fun
MyPalVal
I hate that dude
Remind me to come punch him later
Ghost Boy
Will do
Ghost Girl
Oh btw teacher wants you to film this for them
Ghost Boy
I’ll do that too
Chaos
Where’re we meeting?
Zombie_Bird
They started this.
We pick the location.
The_Blood_Son
Fair enough.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I nominate the old jungle set
MyPalVal
Why that one?
It’s super boring
Ghost Boy
Means everyone is on more even footing
MyPalVal
Ohh ok.
PurpleWaffles
I know that map like the back of my hand
Y’all’re going down
Friar Tuck
Y’all’re
What even is that word
Ghost Girl
It’s efficient is what it is.
Y’all’d’ve known that if you had been paying any attention
That’s what contractions are
Ghost Boy
She learned that word yesterday and has been waiting for an excuse to use it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ha
Ghost Girl
GB
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
Chaos
I’m in lobby 5
Notactuallyanerd
Already there :)
Ghost Girl
:)
Ghost Boy
:)
My Little Robot
:)
Zombie_Bird
What the-
The_Blood_Son
:)
Babababs
:)
Chaos
Two can play at this game
Or 12
Whatever
:)
MyPalVal
:)
Friar Tuck
Fine.
:)
PurpleWaffles
:)
SPITEandCAFFEINE
:)
Zombie_Bird
:)?
Notactuallyanerd
Are you guys coming or…?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah sorry
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DIRECT MESSAGE - Ghost Girl AND Notactuallyanerd
Ghost Girl
Pssssst
Jon
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie?
We’re in the middle of a battle!
Ghost Girl
Yeah I know
That’s why I’m asking if you would like to voice call with me
To coordinate better n stuff
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Um
Sure
Just a warning, my brother and dad will be able to hear what you’re saying
I can’t do anything about that
Ghost Girl
Oh that’s cool
I just won’t say anything relating to my Tragic BackstoryTM
Notactuallyanerd
Then yeah
I can call
<Notactuallyanerd has started a call>
GG [ Jon? You there? ]
NAAN [yeah I am! Hi!!]
GG [ Oh my gosh Hi!!! I’ve never heard your voice before, wow. ]
NAAN [neither have I. I like it though.]
GG [ You like my voice? ]
NAAN [is that weird?]
GG [ no! Not at all, I just didn’t expect it. It’s just been a while since I’ve heard a verbal complement. I like your voice too. ]
NAAN [thanks!]
GG [ we should probably be focusing on the battle huh. ]
NAAN [oh right. I somehow forgot.]
GG [ Bloodson would be sooo mad at us if we went AFK! ]
NAAN [he would! Be grateful you don’t know him in real life, if I went AFK in the middle of battle he would glare at me for a week.]
GG [ oh oof. I hope to meet you all someday anyway, so the not knowing him IRL is a for now deal. ]
NAAN [really?]
GG [ yeah! I met such good friends, there’s no way I’m not visiting you all. If you’re ok with that! Obviously. ]
NAAN [I am, but Bloodson is going to take a bit more convincing.]
GG [ BEHIND YOU ]
NAAN
[oh frick, thanks!]
GG [ anytime! Hey, CAFFEINE just dropped a calistar potion! You’re closer than I am. ]
NAAN [oh you’re right! Hey, looks like GB wants to do a combo with you.]
GG [ oh, he does. I always miss that .]
NAAN [YES!]
GG [ I missed it, what happened? ]
NAAN [I killed Zombie_Bird!]
GG [cool! Better watch out though, looks like Chaos is coming for revenge .]
NAAN [ah no no no, where did she get that dagger? I’ve never seen that one before!]
GG [ I think that was an event prize from before we were playing. It’s poisoned, be careful. ]
NAAN [poisoned?? Which poison??]
GG [ ummm, jeweled cobra, I think .]
NAAN [I thought you couldn’t poison weapons with jeweled cobra!!]
GG [ like I said, event prize. ]
NAAN [I managed to dodge]
GG [ that’s good, can you come help me out with Val? My health is so low right now ]
NAAN [I have a few health potions you can borrow!]
GG [ Much appreciated! AHAH SHE’S DEAD ]
NAAN [Chaos is really on a revenge streak huh]
GG [ oh yeah she’s coming. Wanna do that double sun double moon combo Sensei taught us a few days ago? That should one hit kill her at the health she's at right now. ]
NAAN [sure!]
GG [ hmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM DEAD! WE DID IT! ]
NAAN [Three kills between the two of us already!]
GG [ you better watch out! WE’RE ON A WARPATH ]
NAAN [Waffles and Tuck are coming for us]
GG [ which one should we do this time? ]
NAAN [what about the scythe pinwheel? I know that one is better with three people but it can work with two!]
GG [ hmm I don’t have a scythe. I’ll just use my long sword. ]
NAAN [oh THEY’RE HERE]
GG [ SPIN SPIN SPIN ]
NAAN [Double Kill!!]
GG [ Double Kill!! ]
NAAN [Ellie this is wonderful]
GG [ WARPATH! WARPATH! WARPATH! ]
NAAN [Chaos on your left!]
GG [ Ah thanks! ]
Notes:
AHHHHH JELLIE VC
this was so much fun to write, I hope it was fun to read! If there are any problems with the VC format please tell me because this is not the last one. (The next VC Is SO FUNNY I had to stop writing for awhile to finish laughing)My buffer is growing again!! I'm so excited to share what I have written you guys. just. so excited.
most recently playing in Thornrose's AU index: How Many People Can I fit Into Danny's Portal Accident!
the answer is 16. 16 extra crispy teens. it was supposed to be just a weird thing to cheer myself up (it worked) but now I actually want to write this horror, thoughts?(What is my problem with HUGE casts???)
Chapter 21: Numbers Advantage
Summary:
An alt is created
Notes:
AHHHH it's ANOTHER chapter y'all've been waiting for!!! I certainly was!
jeanette9a thank you so so much for the playlist! I've gotten good use out of it!
A good day to all of you!!!!!!
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
JazzHands
As much as it pains me to admit
We were crushed
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Our winning steak was short lived.
MyPalVal
Could you really call it a streak?
Zombie_Bird
ALSO
You have a new teammate
PurpleWafles
Go on
Invite them in
<Ghost Boy added Double A to the chat>
Double A
Hi!!!!
Wow there are so many people
Ghost Girl
You saw them all earlier during the fight
Double A
Yeah but that was the game
There’s always a bunch of people in the game
The only groupchat I’m in that’s bigger than this is our groupchat
My Little Robot
I can confirm.
The_Blood_Son
The only one I am in that rivals the size of this is the chat for the entire family.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Not that everyone uses it often
Double A
A family chat sounds nice
Zombie_Bird
Double A what does your name mean??
Double A
What do you mean?
Zombie_Bird
Everytime I look at it my brain is warring between interpreting it as Double A Batteries or Double Agent
Double A
Ohhh
Yeah it’s supposed to be a reference to the battery
But also my initials because my initials are ‘AA’
My Little Robot
And he’s very energetic
He seems to boost everyone’s energy around him
(The class set up his account)
Zombie_Bird
I can respect that
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I can’t.
The_Blood_Son
Are you insulting one of my teammates?
Ghost Girl
If you are then me and NAAN are comin for ya
Friar Tuck
Speaking of which Ellie WHAT THE FRICK
You and Notactuallyanerd today…
Chaos
Oh yeah I was meaning to bring that up
You two were tanking today
How
Ghost Girl
We have our ways ;)
Ghost Boy
Our team is curious too
Tell us later kay
Ghost Girl
Of course!
Away from prying ears though.
PurpleWaffles
Where IS @Notactuallyanerd ?
Ghost Girl
His dad called him for something
Idk what though
Sounded serious
Zombie_Bird
What really?
Ghost Girl
Yep
The_Blood_Son
I will check on him.
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Boy
As promised
<video attachment>
The fight
Mouse Bug
That looks so funnn
I want to be there
Fighting alongside you all
Babababs
You might be able to
Mouse Bug
Really?
Ghost Girl
How?
Babababs
Get an alt account
And then we can pretend that you’re student number 8 or something
They don’t have to know you’re our teacher
You’ll just have to tone down your fighting style a bit
Mouse Bug
You’re right!!!!
Oh my gosh this is going to be so much fun!!
I can be our healer! It’ll give me a chance to practice my defensive tactics!!!
Babababs
I’m glad you’re excited
Ghost Boy
I am also excited!!!
Mouse Sensei gets to fight with us!!!
Ghost Girl
!!!!!!!
My Little Robot
Our numbers advantage is official.
Mouse Bug
Oh also
Ellie
You and Jon were one heck of a power house today
What happened?
And how can we replicate it?
Ghost Girl
We got on a voice call
Mouse Bug
Oh
That’s very simple
Ghost Boy
Sometimes the most simle solutions are the best ones!
The_Blood_Son
#12
Ghost Boy
FLIPPIN-
Ghost Girl
You’re back!
How’s Jon?
Was the emergency very bad?
Mouse Bug
Emergency?
Double A
What’s that number?
The_Blood_Son
To answer your questions in order
Jon is fine.
The Emergency is of decent concern, however my father is handling it.
Jon had to leave at the end of the battle due to being called away by his father for the emergency.
And finally, that number is Ghost Boy’s spelling/grammar mistake counter.
Double A
Oh.
To all of that.
Ghost Girl
Well I’m glad he’s alright!
Mouse Bug
Sooo
Voice call?
Ghost Girl
Yeah!
It worked really well
Mouse Bug
Next time we could have the whole team in a voice call!
Ghost Boy
Yes! Live tips from Mouse Sensei!
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Zombie_Bird
They have ANOTHER person
7v7
Chaos
Our advantage is once again, gone.
Friar Tuck
Well darn.
MyPalVal
We still only lose the war if we surrender though.
We still have that advantage.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Knowing them though, that could change at any moment
MyPalVal
True
Chaos
Oh and don’t forget that they’ve gotten better mysteriously again
Zombie_Bird
We need to do something about this
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Recruit? Practice? Try to hack again??
Zombie_Bird
Those all sound good
Chaos
Yeah they sound good, but we need something new!
We can do those too though
MyPalVal
Did you have anything in mind?
Chaos
Right now we can’t win unless they give us their teacher’s discord information
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ahhhh
And they’ll never do that
Chaos
Right
They have no incentive
Zombie_Bird
Sounds like they need one
Friar Tuck
Oh no
You’re not going to do what I think you’re gonna do
Are you?
Chaos
If you think I’m going to steal one of Ghost Boy’s model rockets and hold it for ransom
Then yes I’m going to do what you think I’m going to do
Zombie_Bird
Time to move this war off the screen!
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
Okay so I’m making my alt account
I’m wondering if I should name it something personal, like an inside joke
Or if I should just use a random word generator
The_Blood_Son
I personally vote for the generator.
It will make it harder to connect to you.
Ghost Boy
On the other hand if you do a joke
It could be like a punch to the gut once they find out
Mouse Bug
Both are good points
I’ve decided I’m going to combine my ideas
Okay my new name is Lady-Pizza
Ghost Boy
That’s amazing holy crap
<Mouse Bug added Lady-Pizza to the chat>
Lady-Pizza
Testing testing
It works!
The_Blood_Son
Why wouldn’t it have?
Lady-Pizza
I don’t know
I guess I’m just excited
Ghost Boy
Fair
Lady-Pizza
We’re really going to debut three new soldiers one after another huh
The_Blood_Son
Our numbers advantage is strong.
Lady-Pizza
I’m switching back over
Mouse Bug
There
Notactuallyanerd
Hello!
Congrats on the new alt!
Ghost Boy
You’re back!
How was the emergency?
Notactuallyanerd
Manageable
Ghost Boy
Good to hear
Where’s Ellie?
She’d be happy to know you’re back
Mouse Bug
@Ghost Girl
Jon is back
Ghost Boy
So how’s life
Notactuallyanerd
It’s pretty good right now!
My brother is home!
Babababs
I’m busy setting up the last preparations for a meeting tonight
I’m excited for this one
Mouse Bug
You go to meetings?
I mean I do too, they’re just not usually super formal
Babababs
Yeah
Mouse Bug
So I have a more formal meeting tomorrow morning
Do you have any tips?
Babababs
Be yourself, but more professional
Don’t make any huge changes to how you act
The_Blood_Son
Assert control over the situation through subtle body language.
Whoever is in control wins.
Mouse Bug
I feel like that advice is contradictory
But I’ll keep both in mind!
Thanks!
Babababs
Anytime
The_Blood_Son
Of course.
Ghost Girl
I’m Back!
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie!
Where have you been?
Ghost Girl
Traveling
I’m on the outskirts of metropolis right now
Notactuallyanerd
NO WAY
Ghost Girl
YES WAY!
Am I allowed to come over tonight?
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll have to ask my mom, but I think she’ll say yes!
Ghost Girl
Sweet!
Ghost Boy
I’m super happy for you two!
You guys have to send pictures!
I mean if you’re ok with that
Ghost Girl
Yeah I’m chill with that
Notactuallyanerd
Okay I asked and she did say yes!
And yeah, I’m good with photos
Ellie, I’ll DM you my address
Ghost Girl
This is going to be the BEST DAY
Notactuallyanerd
I know right??
Hey @The_Blood_Son can you come too maybe?
Ghost Girl
The more the merrier!
The_Blood_Son
I’m afraid that I have a prior engagement.
Babababs
His attendance is required for the meeting tonight
Notactuallyanerd
Ohh right
I forgot about that
Tell me how it goes, kay?
The_Blood_Son
Naturally.
Mouse Bug
I thought it was a formal meeting though?
Notactuallyanerd
Oh it is
It’s just that I’m personally invested in the outcome
And I’m also not allowed to go
Mouse Bug
What’s the meeting about?
The_Blood_Son
That’s confidential.
Mouse Bug
Alright then.
Notactuallyanerd
I just heard the doorbell ring!!
Ellie is that you???
Ghost Girl
You could just open the door and check
But yeah it’s me
Notactuallyanerd
!!!
Just a sec
Ghost Boy
Aaaand they’re both offline
I wonder how that’s going to go.
Mouse Bug
AH FRICK
Babababs
What?
Mouse Bug
Akuma
I’m going to have to go
The_Blood_Son
My condolences
Stay safe
Babababs
Bye
Ghost Boy
Bye
Notes:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS
THEY MET
THEY MET YOU GUYS
i was so happy while writing this and I was so happy reading it over before posting. I haven't written out their meeting not in chat form yet, but that IS something I want to do. I want to write a bunch of scenes outside of chats, but alas, I have not. yet.In other news I am ALSO trying to write Danny interacting with a miraculous holder for the first time but I'm only a few paragraphs in because I can't decide on a time or place. only that I want it FAR in the past so the miraculous holder doesn't know him yet either. thoughts?
Chapter 22: A Meeting In The Morning/Evening
Summary:
We find out what that meeting was about.
Notes:
Hello guys!! I legit don't know what to say in these notes hmmmmmm
I hope ur day is going well and I love u platonically
ha good notes
WAIT thank u so much to my Sister/Beta Silverarcher12! this story would not be here without her!ok so the JL DEFINITELY has alter ego specific discord accounts. very secure though, always secure. I'm going to need to edit my username index by so much... it's getting SO LONG....
Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette (Ladybug)
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max (Pegasus)
Babababs - Babs (Oracle)
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien (Chat Noir)
Batman - Bruce
Carapace - Nino
Viperion - Luka
Ryuko - Kagami
Honey Bee - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct Messages Between Batman AND Oracle
Batman
I trust everything is ready for the meeting with the Parisian heroes?
Oracle
Of course
You gave me more than enough time, you know.
I could have knocked this out in an hour or two, I didn’t need the entire day to do it.
Batman
Don’t think I haven’t noticed you playing that game when you’re working.
It was a precaution.
Oracle
And that’s all you’ve noticed?
Batman
Of course not.
However I have decided that whatever you all are up to isn’t affecting your performance in any meaningful way, so I’m going to ignore it.
Oracle
So you don’t actually know what’s going on
Batman
I haven't looked into it in depth.
Oracle
Wow
Well maybe you should?
There are things I should probably tell you about it, honestly.
But you not knowing yet is too funny so I’m going to hold off for now
Batman
Oracle, you can’t not tell me important things because my ignorance is funny.
Oracle
I can and will
And besides, it’s not important right now anyway
If it was I WOULD have told you
That’s what I did with the Paris situation after all.
Batman
What does the Paris situation have to do with the apparent video game rivalry you have with my kids?
Oracle
That would be telling
And it’s not like you need to know right now
Batman
Oracle.
Oracle
Batman.
Your meeting is starting soon.
Batman
I’m on my way.
We’re talking about this later.
Oracle
Call a family meeting, it’ll be funnier.
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GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go
Chat Noir
Everybody awake and alive?
Viperion
No
Ladybug
Absolutely not
Pegasus
I’m awake
Ryuko
As am I
Honey Bee
Barely
Chat Noir
How are you guys not excited????
We’re going to meet the Justice League!
Carapace
I mean I’m excited!
I’m just also tired.
Viperion
^^^
Ladybug
I’m more nervous than excited to be honest
Chat Noir
Why???
Ryuko
They did laugh you off the last time you contacted them.
And they suddenly contact you out of the blue, wanting to meet.
You have to admit that is a little suspicious.
Ladybug
I had barely thought of that
I was thinking about how we’re going to be meeting people who have saved the actual universe while we just deal with Paris
But you’re right that is weird
Viperion
Well we have Pegasus
If things get weird we can always bail
Pegasus
True.
Carapace
I doubt it’s going to come to that
Besides, we’re being asked to meet in space! No one except the Justice League would do that.
And I doubt they’re calling us all the way up there to laugh at us
Pegasus
Also true.
Ladybug
So that clears up Ryuko’s concerns, but what about me?
Chat Noir
I don’t think there’s anything we can do about that, sorry.
Ryuko
Superman might be from another planet, but you are friends with an entire box of primordial deities.
You win.
Ladybug
Huh
You’re right
I’m still nervous but at least I win right
Carapace
Exactly
Chat Noir
We have to go or else we’re going to be late!
Ladybug
I’m getting up I swear
Viperion
I’m already on my way
Carapace
Isn’t jumping around the city and texting at the same time kinda dangerous?
Viperion
Yes
Carapace
Maybe don’t do it then
Viperion
No
Carapace
Well I tried
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Direct message between The_Blood_Son AND Notactuallyanerd
Notactuallyanerd
Damian
Damian
Damian
How did it go
What happened
The_Blood_Son
You are aware of what time it is, right?
I would have expected you to be asleep by this time.
Notactuallyanerd
Well normally yeah
But I had to wait up and hear what happened!
I also stayed up talking to Ellie
She’s asleep now though
The_Blood_Son
She’s still there?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
Mom found out she was homeless and insisted she stay for at least one night
The_Blood_Son
I see.
Notactuallyanerd
So anyway
How did it go???
And why were you even allowed anyway
The_Blood_Son
I was required to go in an attempt to put the Parisian heroes at ease.
The thought is that they might be more relaxed if someone their age is present.
Notactuallyanerd
Did it actually help?
The_Blood_Son
I believe so
Ladybug was more relaxed when I was speaking
Otherwise she was incredibly anxious
Notactuallyanerd
Well that’s a given
According to Mouse they were shot down the only other time they talked to a Leaguer
What else did you notice about her?
And the rest of her team of course
The_Blood_Son
They trust each other immensely.
When Ladybug wasn't busy being a nervous wreck she was a fairly competent strategist and leader, keeping the needs of her team and people above anything else.
Her team is intelligent and cohesive, and their abilities are strong and useful.
Notactuallyanerd
All of them?
Wow.
What else?
The_Blood_Son
Due to Hawkmoth’s abilities, it was deemed dangerous for anyone in the League to enter Paris to help.
Notactuallyanerd
WHAT??
So they're just gonna leave these kids alone??
Again??
The_Blood_Son
Absolutely not!
While they all have incredible potential, most of them remain untrained
At the moment they are above average teens given power and a responsibility too big for their shoulders.
Notactuallyanerd
So if the League can’t actually go in and help, what ARE they gonna do?
The_Blood_Son
As I said before, they are untrained
The League is offering them training and resources
The idea being that if they cannot help directly they will at least help prepare them for their task.
Father has taken over most of the help
He will also be searching for the identity of their villain
Though his identity is protected by magic, so it will take some time.
Notactuallyanerd
So they’re getting Bat Training?
The_Blood_Son
It appears so.
They will use the zeta beam to travel to the cave for training once a week.
Notactuallyanerd
So what you’re saying is that all I have to do to meet them is be there at the right time?
The_Blood_Son
I suppose
Notactuallyanerd
YES
I wish Ellie could meet them too
She said she wanted to meet one of their little god things
I forgot what they’re called
The_Blood_Son
Kwamii.
They’re called Kwamii.
Notactuallyanerd
Yes that
The_Blood_Son
She might have shared her secrets with us but that does not mean we can share ours with her.
Notactuallyanerd
I know that!
Mostly
Okay but you gotta admit how cool it would be for The WDFJ Club to know!
Ellie and GB already talk about such crazy stuff! And Mouse is starting to too now with the reveal of Paris’s situation!
The_Blood_Son
You cannot be serious.
Notactuallyanerd
I’m half serious
The entire time Ellies been here I’ve been thinking how nice it would be to fly with her though
She can fly
I can fly
But she doesn’t know that and I can't tell her and it’s so frustrating!!
Ask your dad?
The_Blood_Son
Ah.
Asking father has the implication of telling him the Ghost sibling’s secrets
He has no need to know at the moment, and telling others secrets isn't something I want to do, knowing the importance of secrets myself.
Notactuallyanerd
I get what you mean
WAIT
A while ago, didn’t Ghost Boy say something about getting into your dad’s good graces to learn your secrets?
This EXACT thing we’re talking about?
The_Blood_Son
I do remember that
Notactuallyanerd
Well can’t we just ask GB if we can tell your dad?
Easy peasy!
The_Blood_Son
We would still have to ask father if we could share as well, providing the Ghost siblings say yes at all.
Notactuallyanerd
It’s better than suffering like this!
The_Blood_Son
We’ll ask tomorrow
Preferably when the sun is in the sky.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh right
Well I should probably be getting to sleep.
The_Blood_Son
Indeed you should
Goodnight Jon.
Notactuallyanerd
Goodnight Dami!
Notes:
Haha superhero chats!!! I kinda deliberated about putting them in, but I did!! Yes, Jon and Dami should have been using their hero chat for that conversation but it's not like their private accounts are any more secure.
Why is Rena Rouge not there? personal stuff. I have a whole miraculous storyline in my head that goes alongside this, which deals with Lila and her Actually Magical lies. you cannot make me believe that Lila made one of THE SMARTEST kids in the NETIRE SCHOOL believe that a NAPKIN could gouge out his eye, WHILE HE WAS WEARING GLASSES. nope. suspension of disbelief does not go that far. solution? Lila is magic in at least some way. they can't help but believe her. Mari and Adrien are spared by their constant use of their miraculous. so anyway the side along story is Mari breaking her classmates out of Lila's magic web one by one. she hasn't managed Alya yet, so that's why Rena Rouge is absent :/
Rant over, sorry about that.I AM planning to write out some In-person bits of this and add it on as a series! Eventually! I swear I'll get there, I just need to get better at writing things other than chatfic first. so expect other things from me? maybe? I REALLY want to write some of those AUs after all.
Todays Question: How Tall Do You Headcannon Danny To Be?
Personally, I'm partial to Short Boi Danny, as I too, am short.
Chapter 23: Brother Dear
Summary:
ANOTHER addition!!
Notes:
Hello my beautiful readers! I hope you are well!
I have another chapter for you, and I think you'll like it!
man what do I usually put in the notes wow. my mind is a well, and it is dry. I've been using it all day for school, which is so draining. I wish my English classes were creative writing instead of learning how to inference.
I'll probably have more in the end notes, so enjoy!Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette (Ladybug)
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max (Pegasus)
Babababs - Babs (Oracle)
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien (Chat Noir)
Batman - Bruce
Carapace - Nino
Viperion - Luka
Ryuko - Kagami
Honey Bee - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Zombie_Bird
Update: I’ve stolen the demon brat’s favorite katana
Friar Tuck
Katana??
MyPalVal
Can I have it?
Zombie_Bird
It'll make him super mad at me
So sure
Safer there than here
MyPalVal
You don’t know Amity Park very well
But also YESS
KATANA
Chaos
You getter give me a turn
MyPalVal
Don’t worry
Chaos
Sweet
In other news
I’VE stolen GB’s model rockets
Friar Tuck
All of them??
Chaos
Three of them
Friar Tuck
He has four
That’s as good as all of them!
Chaos
Give him hope
I’ll take that one later
Friar Tuck
If he lets it out of his sight first
Chaos
That won’t be a problem and you know it
Friar Tuck
It’s sad how true that is
MyPalVal
In fact
We could totally stage a reason for him to leave!
I have just the thing
Chaos
Save it
We’ll use it in a few days
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh boy
Oh no
This war is really heating up huh
MyPalVal
Heck yeah
SPITEandCAFFEINE
While I approve of the direction
I don’t want to be anywhere near Bloodson when he finds out that thing is missing
Especially for the sake of the war
I’m leaving bye
Chaos
Leaving the war :)
SPITEandCAFEFINE
No no no I would never
I’m leaving the physical area that Bloodson is in
Chaos
Oh good :)
SPITEandCAFFEINE
:)
Zombie_Bird
So where’re you headed?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Out of Gotham that’s for sure
I was thinking of recruiting Kon anyway
Zombie_Bird
You better
JazzHands
If GB asks who took his rockets I’m ratting you out
Chaos
Jazz no!
Why!
JazzHands
Because first of all, it’s not like you weren’t going to tell him yourself eventually, and second, he is still my brother and it does nothing except give him more time to look
It also will make him feel less betrayed
Chaos
As most of the time
You are right
JazzHands
Oh and I also want a turn with the katana
MyPalVal
We can make it a party
Tucker are you in
Friar Tuck
A stolen sword party
Um
Sure
MyPalVal
Sweet
Chaos
If it’s a stolen sword party maybe I should steal another sword
Zombie_Bird
No need
I’ll do it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I see your deathwish is still as prominent as ever
Zombie_Bird
Death wishes for me not the other way around
Chaos
Ha
Friar Tuck
I could imagine GB saying that
MyPalVal
You’re right lol
I’m screenshotting that single message and sending it to him
Chaos
Aren’t you supposed to be enemies right now
MyPalVal
Always
But just because we’re enemies doesn’t mean I can’t show him funny stuff
Friar Tuck
Truer words dude
JazzHands
I can think of several
But we would be here all day if I tried to list them
Zombie_Bird
Can’t be here all day I got other things to do
Like steal another sword
JazzHands
As the only vaguely responsible person here I feel like I should probably try to stop you
But I kinda want to see what happens
Zombie_Bird
Jazz is on my side
None of you can stop me now
MyPalVal
An honor has been bestowed upon you
Use it well
Zombie_Bird
I wouldn't dream of anything else
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Bye
Friar Tuck
Bye
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
The_Blood_Son
This is a GRAVE offense!
They will be punished!!
Ghost Girl
Woah dude
What happened
Ghost Boy
No he’s right
This is unforgivable
The_Blood_Son
They got you as well I see
Mouse Bug
What happened??
Double A
What’s going on?
Ghost Boy
Chaos stole my model rockets!
They’re gone and Jazz said Chaos took them
The_Blood_Son
Four of my katanas are missing and SPITEandCAFFEINE has left Gotham.
Zombie_Bird is maintaining radio silence.
Ghost Girl
I’m sorry four of your katanas
You have more?
The_Blood_Son
I do
But they took my favorites
Ghost Boy
Why do you have so many swords??
Mouse Bug
He’s not my first friend to own copious amounts of swords
So I’m not really surprised
Notactuallyanerd
I think the real question is why don’t YOU have a lot of swords!
Ghost Boy
Wisdom
Well time to go invest in swords
Ghost Girl
Grab one for me
Ghost Boy
As soon as I find where she hid my rockets!!
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah
The_Blood_Son
They will not relinquish my possessions so easily
They mean to move this war into the offline world
Mouse Bug
Living in Paris has never been so frustrating before!
I want to help!
Double A
What about that time a guy emotionally terrorized all Parisians with mind controlling butterflies
I feel like that’s bigger than a mini feud war thing happening in america
Mouse Bug
Maybe I’m using hyperbole
Anyway is it a good time to mention that The WDFJ Club shirts should get there today?
Ellie I'm sorry but I didn't have an address to send yours to so I haven’t sent it yet…
Notactuallyanerd
Shirts!!!
YES!!!!
Babababs
Oh nice
I’ll be waiting!
Ghost Boy
haHA YEAH
I’m going to get back to searching for those rockets bye-
Ghost Girl
Bye GB
Anyway, Mouse, don't worry about it!
Just send the shirt to the same address you sent Jon’s to!
I’ll be staying here for the next few days AT LEAST
Double A
Why?
Notactuallyanerd
My mom found out she was basically homeless and insisted
Ghost Girl
Yeah
But it’s been pretty cool so far!
This is the first time I’ve ever hung out with a friend when GB isn’t present!
Mouse Bug
Good for you!
Double A
If I wasn’t in Paris I would love to join you guys :(
Ghost Girl
I’m sure we’ll all meet eventually!
Double A
I hope so :D
Ghost Girl
Awwwwwe
Double A
?
Ghost Girl
You’re adorable
Double A
But you don’t know what I look like???
Ghost Girl
I don’t have to
Notactuallyanerd
You’ve never called me adorable
Ghost Girl
Doesn’t mean you’re not
Just means I haven’t said it
Double A
awwwwwe
Ghost Girl
Touche
Hey @Notactuallyanerd your brother is leaning over my shoulder
Notactuallyanerd
What??
Conner!
Rude!
Ghost Girl
He just scoffed
Notactuallyanerd
I heard him
Mouse Bug
I feel like you’ve mentioned your brother before
Notactuallyanerd
I have
In passing
Ghost Girl
Nice to know you talk about me
Mouse Bug
???
Ghost Girl
Oh right
Hi this is Notactuallyanerd’s brother
I stole this girl’s phone
Mouse Bug
Oh
Notactuallyanerd
Her name is Ellie
And she’s really mad right now so please give her phone back so I don’t have to hide any bodies
Ghost Girl
Bold of you to assume she could kill me
Notactuallyanerd
Bold of you to assume she can’t
Ghost Girl
It’s not an assumption
Notactuallyanerd
It is though
In Ellie’s case
Ghost Girl
What does that mean??
Notactuallyanerd
It means that I’m pretty sure Ellie could kill you if she tried
She won’t because “Murder just makes them mad” but the point still stands
Ghost Girl
Wow you’re serious
Actually serious
Notactuallyanerd
Yep
Ghost Girl
She’s glaring at me
Should I be scared
Notactuallyanerd
You should give her her phone back
Ghost Girl
Only if you tell me who all these people are
And what this weird chat is about
The only other people in this chat I recognize are The_Blood_Son and Babs!
Mouse Bug
If you want in
You have to swear allegiance
Ghost Girl
What?
what is this??
Notactuallyanerd
If you want the context you have to swear allegiance!
It’s nothing bad I promise
Mouse Bug
Harmless fun
Ghost Girl
Um. sure.
I swear allegiance.
Notactuallyanerd
Screenshotted!
You can give Ellie her phone back and we’ll add you to the chat!
Ghost Girl
Phone reclaimed
Your brother is on THIN ice
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah he deserves it
<Notactuallyanerd added The Kon Man to the chat>
The Kon Man
So
Who are you all
Not that most of you are online
And what the f*** is my little brother doing in a mysterious groupchat
Mouse Bug
Language! >:(
The Kon Man
Ok ok
What the FRICK is my little brother doing in a mysterious groupchat?
Mouse Bug
He’s one of my soldiers/students
The Kon Man
What
Notactuallyanerd
We’re fighting a virtual war against another group! Ya know, in that one game SPITEandCAFFEINE has been playing a bunch recently?
The Kon Man
A virtual war?
Why haven’t I heard of this before?
Ghost Girl
Because it’s funnier if everyone uninvolved has no idea what’s going on
The Kon Man
That checks out
Wait is this war the REASON that he’s been spending so much time on that game??
Is he on the other team???
Notactuallyanerd
You already swore allegiance!
And yeah
He’s on the other team
The Kon Man
Well this should be fun
Notactuallyanerd
It is!
Ghost Girl
Are you and SPITE friends?
The Kon Man
Yeah
Ghost Girl
Ahaha
Nice
My only friends are on the other team
Besides the ones I made here i mean
The Kon Man
What was the whole ‘students’ thing about?
Mouse Bug
I’m REALLY good at the game
I teach all of our new recruits
And my username and general information is off limits to the other team
It’s one of their demands to win the war
The Kon Man
This seems more complicated than it did upon first viewing
Ghost Girl
You have no idea :)
Notactuallyanerd
Bloodson isn’t on right now because Zombie_Bird stole a few of his swords
The Kon Man
Wait seriously??
Notactuallyanerd
And Chaos stole some of GB’s model rockets
Not that you know who they are yet
Double A
Hi!
The Kon Man
Oh hi
Who are you
Double A
I’m the most recent recruit before you!
I’ve been lurking but couldn’t find any point to interject
Ghost Girl
Couldn’t be me
The Kon Man
Oh cool
So how did you end up here
How did anyone end up here
I’m still confused
Double A
I’m here because I saw everyone playing with a friend of mine (Mouse) and wanted to know who they were and what Mouse was doing with a huge group of people I hadn’t ever heard of before
Mouse Bug
Well except robot
Double A
Except robot yeah
I know robot
The Kon Man
Ok so not that different from me
Ghost Girl
I was invited to join the war
Straight up
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
Bloodson invited me
The Kon Man
So if you were invited
Why wasn’t I???
Notactuallyanerd
I don’t know
But you’re here now!
Ghost Girl
You do actually know how to play right
The Kon Man
Yeah I know how to play
Mouse Bug
You’re still getting lessons though! :D
The Kon Man
… sure
Wait a sec
I think SPITE is coming over
Notactuallyanerd
What??
Why??
Ghost Girl
This should be fun
The Kon Man
Well you did say Zombie_Bird stole some of Bloodson’s swords
Even I don’t want to be around that fall out
Double A
Well you can ask him when he gets there!
How did you know he was coming anyway?
The Kon Man
If he tells me that he’s gonna have to tell me about this weird war you guys have
Ghost Girl
You’re a part of it too now
The Kon Man
Right
Mouse Bug
Oh!!!
The Kon Man
??
Mouse Bug
He might want to recruit you to their side!!
Notactuallyanerd
I’m surprised he hasn’t already!
Mouse Bug
They have a numbers disadvantage right now
The Kon Man
How many people do they have?
Ghost Girl
7
I think
The Kon Man
Then yeah they have a big disadvantage
Mouse Bug
You should let him recruit you
Notactuallyanerd
What???
The Kon Man
Why?
Mouse Bug
They’ve stolen our teammates stuff
We could retaliate with espionage
Ghost Girl
!!!!
That’s so cool!!!!
The Kon Man
I’m starting to like this idea
Mouse Bug
Only if he asks though
Tell us if he does!
The Kon Man
He’s here
I’ll tell you what happens
I’ve been here less than an hour and I’m already invested what the frick
Notactuallyanerd
Everyone here is interesting!
Notes:
KON!!! (how was his characterization I'm not very familiar with him-) so Jon's big bro has arrived, and we have a new aspect of the war! also RIP Damian's swords and Danny's rockets ig
SO I was wondering if any of you would be interested in a discord server for this fic? a discord server for a discord fic sounds pretty fun to me, and I WILL set it up if even two of you want it, I love talking to you guys and I want to rant about my writing in more than the notes lol
Man my notes are SHORT today.
anyway have a good day everybody I love you all platonically
Chapter 24: Shirts And Information pt 2
Summary:
packages arrive
Notes:
hello my beautiful readers! it's Thursday, which means a new chapter!... which you probably knew seeing as you're reading this right now.
haha
anyway I have an eventful chapter for you here today! I hope you enjoy!
oh, and in other news I AM doing a discord server for this fic, you can find the link in the end notes!oh and I changed the username directory for organizational purposes, but it's even longer now whoops
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - JazzThe FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - StephanieI'm not doing the Miracu-lets-go or that Batfam stuff rn sorry
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between Ghost Boy AND Chaos
Ghost Boy
Sam where are my rockets.
Chaos
You’ll get them back when you surrender
Ghost Boy
Not if I find them first!
Chaos
Good luck with that
Ghost Boy
Seriously where did you hide them??
I’ve even searched the walls!!!
Chaos
How would I hide them in the walls??
Ghost Boy
You’d find a way don’t say you wouldn’t
Chaos
True
But no i didn’t hide them in the walls
….
Which walls are you talking about
Ghost Boy
Sam!
I’m talking about Tucker’s walls obviously
Chaos
Obviously
Yeah you’re never gonna find them
Ghost Boy
Watch me!
Chaos
I will
From the safety of my house
Ghost Boy
What’s that supposed to mean?
Chaos
It means I just got a text from Tuck saying he spotted Undergrowth in the park
Ghost Boy
Oh FRICK
Now???
Chaos
You’re not doing anything important
Ghost Boy
MY ROCKETS ARE IMPORTANT
You obviously know that because you chose them specifically to hold for ransom!!!
Chaos
Undergrowth
Park
Now
Ghost Boy
Fine
But I’m not done
Chaos
If you were that’d be pathetic
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So
I’m safe
Chaos
At least one of us is
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What
Chaos
What
Zombie_Bird
Did you recruit Kon yet?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah actually
Part of why I got on
Zombie_Bird
Then where is he
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Give me a sec
<SPITEandCAFFEINE added The Kon Man to the chat>
SPITEandCAFFEINE
There
The Kon Man
Sup
Chaos
Everything has been explained?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
To the best of my ability
Chaos
Cool
Welcome to the team
The Kon Man
Honor to be here
Truly
MyPalVal
Good
We might make a soldier out of you yet
The Kon Man
What are you talking about
I’m already a great soldier!
MyPalVal
Are you now?
The Kon Man
I might not play as often as you warmongers but I know my way around the game
Chaos
Well that’s good at least
But we still need to practice with you
The other team once lost because of bad teamwork
MyPalVal
And how embarrassing would it be to make the same mistake as them
Zombie_Bird
Can you play right now?
The Kon Man
Right now?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah right now
And yes we can
The Kon Man
Sure ok yeah
Let’s play
MyPalVal
Can’t wait to see your playing style
Newbie
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Direct message between Babababs AND Mouse Bug
Babababs
My shirt just arrived
Mouse Bug
Really?
What do you think?
Babababs
It’s fantastic!
It fits me perfectly
And it’s amazing quality!
Mouse Bug
Thank you so much!!!
Babababs
Guess another one of your secrets has come out now huh
Mouse Bug
What do you mean?
Babababs
I saw the signature
MDC
Mouse Bug
Asdghdh
You recognized it??!?!?
Babababs
SPITE is a huge fan
So is Zombie_Bird and their other older brother
Plus I’m not that much of a stranger to fashion
Mouse Bug
I have fans in America????
The competition is a fan?????
Babababs
You’re more popular than you think
Apparently
Mouse Bug
I wasn’t expecting any of you guys to recognize my signature
Do you think the others will???
Ugh they’re just gonna think that I made these shirts to show off
Or that I faked the signature!
What if they think that???
Babababs
Woah easy there
They’re going to think the shirts are awesome just like I did
And it’s not like making something for a friend out of the goodness of your heart is bragging about your skills or prestige
And I don’t think you faked the signature
So I don’t think they will either
And as for whether or not they’ll recognize it
Bloodson will, if only because SPITE sees it and tells him
He’s going to be so jealous btw
And by extension Jon and Ellie will find out that way
And Ellie will probably tell GB
So it’s safe to say that yeah they’re going to know
And even if they do it’s going to be fine
If anything they’ll all just love you more.
Mouse Bug
Ok
Ok
I’m good
It’s just that not a whole lot of people in my real life know about it
And I’m always afraid of how they’ll react
Babababs
I know how that can be
Mouse Bug
Are you…
Are you implying that you too have big secrets that we don’t know about?
Babababs
Almost everyone else has implied that by now I thought it would be my turn
Mouse Bug
Fair enough!
I’m sure everyone will be looking forward to the big reveal!
Babababs
Big reveal is right
Mouse Bug
Ooooh!
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Boy
Just got home from looking for my models
(No luck)
When I find that Mouse Sensei’s package is waiting for me!
And it’s easily the best shirt I own
Mouse Bug
Ahh thank you!
Ghost Boy
Seriously you’re TALENTED
Ghost Girl
I want mineeeeee
I might just have to fly over to Paris and go get it :/
Double A
As much as I would love to see you in person
Please don’t
People would think you’re an Akuma
Mouse Bug
They would yeah
Ghost Girl
What if I was invisible though
Double A
…
That might work
Mouse Bug
Wait didn’t you say you don’t legally exist?
Wouldn’t that make it hard to get an international passport?
I doubt you can fly over an entire Ocean.
Ghost Girl
First! The easy solution to not being able to get a passport is to just not get one and sneak onto the planes anyway
Notactuallyanerd
You know you ending up in prison seems more and more likely as the days go by
Because that is very illegal
Ghost Girl
Would you break me out if I got put in jail for sneaking onto an airplane
Notactuallyanerd
Yes
But we should really just get a legal identity for you
Ghost Girl
If I could I would
But anyway, Second!
I can totally fly over an entire ocean, who do you take me for?
Box Ghost?
Ghost Boy
Ha
I’m trying to imagine him flying over the ocean now
All I can see is him complaining that there’s no boxes in the ocean as he slowly drifts beneath the waves
Ghost Girl
Oh HA YES
But wait aren’t there actually boxes in the ocean though?
From like sunken ships or something?
Mouse Bug
Still
I’ve already sent the shirt to NAAN’s house anyway so you’re just going to have to wait
Ghost Girl
Darn.
The Kon Man
Um
Excuse me
Am I missing something????
Because I feel like I’m missing something.
Ghost Girl
Yeah you’re missing a lot
Notactuallyanerd
Sorry
Ghost Girl
Not like there’s been a whole lot of time to explain our entire emotionally charged chat history
Ghost Boy
Was that Two truths and a lie game really THAT emoitonally charged though?
The_Blood_Son
#13
Ghost Boy
AWE DARN
The Kon Man
Yeah I am missing a lot aren’t I
Ghost Boy
I WAS BEING SO CAREFUL
Ghost Girl
It has been awhile since you slipped up huh
Babababs
@The Kon Man I have a copy of all of the important parts of the chat history
I’ll send it to you so you can get caught up on context.
The Kon Man
You’re a life saver
Because I am so confused right now
Babababs
Figured
The Kon Man
Well I have to go
The other team is practicing right now
In the Deceptive forest in server 7 if you guys wanted to do anything
Ghost Boy
I’m going to go snipe Chaos for stealing my rockets
Anyone wanna come?
The_Blood_Son
I’ll gladly come
If only to exact some form of revenge on Zombie_Bird for his own theft.
Mouse Bug
Oh! Oh!
Can I come?
As Lady Pizza?
We can say you were just training me and you guys stumbled on them grinding!
Ghost Boy
Oh HECK yes!
Mouse Sensei joining us in battle is going to be the BEST thing!
The_Blood_Son
With you with us, we shall be a true force to be reckoned with
Even against their entire team
The Kon Man
Just try not to get me too much yes?
Mouse Bug
I’ll try ;)
The Kon Man
I got a feeling that’s the best I can hope for
Ghost Girl
That’s Mouse Sensei for ya
Notes:
GUYS HI
I've had multiple comments asking if MDC was a thing here, and the answer is YES!! MDC is totally a thing and I'm so excited for everyone else reactions (they have A LOT going on wow why do i create so many plot threads this wasn't supposed to have plot at first-)Discord!!! Is a thing!!! https://discord.gg/JRuFUBW7Tn
please tell me if the link doesn't work, I'm so excited to talk to you all!!also what do you guys think of the new username index thingie? I had it suggested to me, but it does increase the length by A TON sooo idk
ily all platonically bye 4 now
Chapter 25: VC pt 2
Summary:
idk what even r summaries
why should I know what happens in the chapter? it's not like I wrote it
oh wait...
Notes:
Hahaha yeah I'm late
I have no excuse
but at least I'm still on the day!
HA!I hope you guys like it!!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus any of Marinette's charactersThe FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
I’m being sniped!
By GB!!!
Zombie_Bird
What?
Chaos
GB found us
He’s sniping me
Zombie_Bird
How??
The Kon Man
You could ask him
Wait can you ask him?
MyPalVal
We do have a main chat
And you have just been discovered anyway
You should be added
The Kon Man
Huh
Zombie_Bird
Bloodson is here too!
I’m also being sniped
MyPalVal
Did you ever think that maybe they’re going after you two
Because you literally stole from them?
Chaos
Yeah
Still not sorry though
Zombie_Bird
Same
Chaos
WHERE ARE THEY
They keep moving
MyPalVal
I hit one!
Wait never mind
He’s been healed
The Kon Man
I see them!
Chaos
Where?
Zombie_Bird
I also see them!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
They’ve got a third person with them
I’ ve never seen them before
MyPalVal
Yeah
Who the frick is Lady Pizza?
Chaos
They CAN’T have a new person! Not yet!
Zombie_Bird
Our numbers advantage has once more
Slipped through our fingers
Chaos
Nothing is confirmed yet
MyPalVal
That denial tastes good doesn’t it
Chaos
Shut up
We need this
Zombie_Bird
We’ll just get more people
Adults maybe
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We are a bit short on those aren’t we
MyPalVal
Well the next step is to move to WarMeeting
Zombie_Bird
Agreed
Chaos
Yeah lets go
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m already there
The Kon Man
I’ll wait for an invite I guess :/
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Chaos
So.
Ghost Boy
So.
Zombie_Bird
So.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So.
The_Blood_Son
Well then.
Chaos
Darn it you broke the chain!
The_Blood_Son
Intentionally.
Zombie_Bird
Heathen.
MyPalVal
Why are we all using punctuation suddenly?
Ghost Girl
Because we can.
Looks wrong, doesn’t it?
MyPalVal
Yeah, yeah it does.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well I speak for all of us when I say
Punctuation is annoying and we should stop
Ghost Girl
Seconded
Ghost Boy
I’m guessing you guys are here because you noticed our new healer?
Chaos
Yes
But also how did you find us
The_Blood_Son
Our teacher was busy, so we were given the task of preparing our new teammate for the front lines.
Our running into you was a convenient coincidence.
Chaos
That works
I guess
Ghost Boy
Don’t think we didn’t notice that you guys got a new person too!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh yeah
MyPalVal
Did you actually just forget him
You were the one to invite him in the first place
SPITEandCAFFEINE
It’s been awhile since I’ve slept ok??
Notactuallyanerd
Well you’re going to sleep while you’re here!
Mom won’t let you NOT
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah yes
A good night's sleep
Only at your house
Ghost Boy
Guys are you gonna invite your new person or not?
I’ll invite ours
<Ghost Boy added Lady Pizza to the chat>
Chaos
Whoops you’re right
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh yeah
<SPITEandCAFFEINE added The Kon Man to the chat>
The Kon Man
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
Seriously
MyPalVal
He’s sleep deprived
The Kon Man
You are huh?
Go the frick to sleep
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Not yet
But in a bit
The Kon Man
I’m holding you to that
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah that’s fair
Lady Pizza
Hi!!!! :D
Chaos
So you’re a healer huh
LadyPizza
Um :/
Yes?
MyPalVal
Don’t think just because you’re a doctor you won’t be outside of the combat
Lady Pizza
:(
Darn.
Zombie_Bird
That reeks of sarcasm
Lady Pizza
That’s because it was :)
PurpleWaffles
YO WHAT'D I MISS
Lady Pizza
A lot :)
PurpleWaffles
Who are you
Wait is that Kon?
The Kon Man
The one and only
PurpleWaffles
Wow I did miss a lot
The_Blood_Son
I believe we were in the middle of a skirmish.
Are we going to return to the game or are we simply going to continue talking about new team members?
Chaos
I’m getting back on for sure
Zombie_Bird
Same
Lady Pizza
I never left ;)
PurpleWaffles
What’s up with you and text emotes??
Lady Pizza
Do you not like it? :’(
PurpleWaffles
It is starting to creep me out yeah
Lady Pizza
All the reason to continue! >:D
PurpleWaffles
Devil child
Wait are you a child?
Lady Pizza
Yes :/
Unfortunately >:/
Anyway I have to play! :)
Ask your team for the location if you want to join us ;)
PurpleWaffles
I will
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Boy
Success!
Double A
At what?
Ghost Girl
They don’t suspect Kon of being a spy!
And they don’t suspect “Lady Pizza” of being our real teacher!!!
Speaking of
@Lady Pizza
What’s up with you and the emoticons??
Lady Pizza
I used one and then I decided to just continue using them
Notactuallyanerd
I like it personally!
Double A
Yeah me too!
Ghost Girl
Awwwe lookit the sunshine bois!
Notactuallyanerd
:D
The Kon Man
Just a sec
Who’s Lady Pizza?
She new too?
Lady Pizza
This is my (Mouse Bug’s) alt
The Kon Man
Oh
Ooooh
I get it!
The_Blood_Son
Back to the battlefield with you all!
Ghost Boy
VC???
Lady Pizza
VC!!!!
The_Blood_Son
I will consent to joining a call
Ghost Girl
Sweeet
The_Blood_Son
That’s one too many ‘e’s
Ghost Girl
Frick you
I’m going to add as many Es as I want!
Sweeeeeet!!!
The_Blood_Son
Those who do not learn never change
Ghost Girl
I learn other things
Just not proper spelling and grammar
<Lady Pizza started a call>
LP [hello everyone!!]
GB [oh my gosh hi!]
GG [somehow, despite knowing you’re from Paris, I didn’t expect the accent. I like it.]
LP [thank you!]
DA [do you like my accent?]
LP [we have the same accent.]
DA [still!]
GG [yeah I like your accent]
DA [thank you!!]
TBS [I suggest we focus on the matter at hand instead of going off on useless tangents.]
GB [wow Bloodson you sound so FANCY]
NAAN [he really does.]
GG [Hi Jon!!]
NAAN [Hi Ellie!!]
DA [wait aren’t you guys in the same room right now? I can hear the echo.]
GG [we can be excited about what we want thanks.]
TBS [Everyone. The battle.]
GB [oh whoops yeah. I just nailed Waffles for you Jon.]
NAAN [really?]
GB [she was right on you!]
GG [I’m on the other side of the map fighting Conner. That’s why I didn’t see.]
LP [you’re fighting Conner?]
GG [we’re pretending to fight each other]
LP [ah ok.]
DA [I died]
GB [come back]
DA [on my way!]
TBS [Ghost Boy, Chaos and Zombie Bird are planning a double attack on you. Get out of there if you want to live.]
GB [or I could counter attack and get two kills!]
TBS [Just don’t die.]
GB [I survived. And gained two kills. Ha.]
TBS [I’m so proud.]
GB [I feel so appreciated right now.]
LP [I’m choking on the sincerity]
GG [GUYS]
GB [that echo really is awful]
LP [what is it?]
GG [I just had the most brilliant idea.]
TBS [do tell.]
GG [I’m in the same house as SPITE. I could totally sabotage him!]
NAAN [that IS a brilliant idea!]
GG [my laptop is mobile too so I won’t have to leave the battlefield!]
NAAN [my computer isn’t. Sadly.]
GB [this should be good]
GG [*muffled motion noises* *muffled footsteps* SURPRISE BENCH!!! *High pitched male screech* WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?? *other male laughs* ]
LP [what was that??]
GG [my sabotage. What? Oh yeah, I’m on a VC. lol my name is Ellie, ringing any bells? *Muffled male yelling* *female laughter* ]
NAAN [I could hear that from my room. I wish I could have come that sounded AWESOME!]
TBS [I am disappointed in SPITE. He should have heard her coming.]
GG [dude, he is sooooo sleep deprived right now. There was NO chance of him hearing me.]
GB [so anyway I just spawn killed SPITE 4 times]
LP [good for you!]
GG [I would help but *laughs* I’m a bit preoccupied!]
NAAN [yeah, she’s spawn killing him IRL. Conner can’t fight either because he’s laughing too hard.]
LP [hey Bloodson, do you want to combo kill Waffles and Val?]
TBS [That would be wonderful.]
Notes:
Yooooo what's up my fabulous readers!!! I have a bad headache right now OW why am I writing with a headache-
my mom just brought me ice cream thanks momso how was the chapter? haha it was actually prewritten so I've forgotten what happens
I know that the team VCd tho so that's coolALSO!!!!!! Jeanette9a made art of their game avatars!!! they're SO GOOD!!! go check them out @ her deviant art page... which I have lost oh my gosh I'm so sorry! I just look at them on the discord art channel so. um.
but yeah they're AMAZING seriouslyQuestion of the day! what's your "main" fandom? I'm most active in the Danny Phantom phandom myself, but if the DP fandom wasn't so gosh darn inviting then I would probably main Detective Conan/Magic Kaito tbh.
Chapter 26: An Unexpected Plot Thread
Summary:
Something happens that not even I, the AUTHOR, saw coming. and now I actually have to follow up on it. Frick u Jason.
Notes:
REMEMBER TO READ THE END NOTES THERE'S AN IMPORTANT THERE
ok yes hi
I'm here
with ANOTHER chapter can u believe itSHOUT OUT TO MY SISTER!!!! She's turning 18 tomorrow, and I am not ready to be the oldest *child* in our family O_o
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
Tim????
What the frick was that???
You too Kon!!
The Kon Man
THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Zombie_Bird
And what exactly is “That”
PurpleWaffles
Yeah!
Seriously
You guys just threw the battle!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
KON
YOU KNEW SHE WAS HERE
The Kon Man
Yeah but I didn’t know she was involved
They haven’t mentioned the war since she got here
Chaos
Wait
Who?
And I’m still waiting on that explanation
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Flipping Ellie.
You know.
Ghost Girl.
The opposition.
The Kon Man
Again
She was only introduced as “A friend of Notactuallyanerd’s”
I had no idea
SPITEandCAFFEINE
They were on a voice call!!
Why didn’t you warn me??
The Kon Man
I thought it’d be funny
I was right, by the way.
Chaos
Wait Ellie’s at your house?
Right now?
MyPalVal
Seriously?!!?!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
YEAH
Zombie_Bird
That still doesn’t explain how you threw the match
The Kon Man
She tackled him from behind
It was AWESOME
Zombie_Bird
Tim did you actually let a young child get the jump on you
Like actually
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Weren’t we JUST talking about how sleep deprived I am??
Chaos
Oh right
Zombie_Bird
Get some f***ing sleep then!
MyPalVal
LANGUAGE
PurpleWaffles
Why are guys so against swearing?
No offense but Val you give me the vibes of someone who would say f*** all the time
MyPalVal
There are certain words that you just don’t say in Amity Park
Any and all curse words are a part of that taboo
Emphasis on the word ‘curse’
Chaos
Legit no one in Amity swears
PurpleWaffles
That’s…
Really weird
The Kon Man
I agree what the
Frick
MyPalVal
You thought about it
The Kon Man
I did
Zombie_Bird
No but seriously that’s Weird
With a capital W
MyPalVal
The world is a weird place Jason
I’d have thought this war’s existence would have taught you that
Zombie_Bird
I know the world is weird!
More than you know
But an ENTIRE TOWN deciding not to use swears because they’re ‘cursed’ is a little out there
MyPalVal
Visit sometime.
You’ll catch on quick.
Chaos
Yeah
It is A Nice Place To Live after all
MyPalVal
Lol
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You guys are creeping me out
Good job that’s pretty hard
Zombie_Bird
I’ll just stalk your town on google maps
Actually going there seems a bit much
MyPalVal
Scared?
Zombie_Bird
Whatever would give you that idea
Chaos
Maybe your unwillingness to visit a normal midwestern town
After being invited, no less
PurpleWaffles
I’d visit
But I have school :/
MyPalVal
If Jason does actually end up coming he can bring a picture of you
It’ll be like you’re actually here!
PurpleWaffles
Awww thanks!
Jason you better go
I want pictures and everything
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah and the other team is meeting up
We should too
Can’t let them have any advantage after all
Zombie_Bird
You’re just saying that so you can get out of them asking you
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m BUSY
Zombie_Bird
Doing what
Hiding from your little brother?
Chaos
Jason just get your butt over here so you can say you went
Zombie_Bird
FINE
Sheesh you guys are pushy
PurpleWaffles
Remember to bring a picture of me!
Zombie_Bird
Fine
MyPalVal
You should already have Chaos’s address
See you soon!
Zombie_Bird
See ya
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Direct message between Batman AND Red Hood
Red Hood
Hey B
Just letting you know I’m not going to be in Gotham for a few days
Just so you know
Batman
Where are you going?
Red Hood
Why do you need to know?
Batman
Is this because you stole Robin’s katanas?
Red Hood
What?
No!
I’m not running away from that
I’m not RR
Batman
He did say something about staying with the Kents for awhile
Red Hood
Yep.
Ran at the first sign of trouble.
Batman
Hood, why did you steal those swords?
Red Hood
Does it matter?
Batman
Yes.
It does.
Red Hood
You’re a detective
Figure it out
Batman
Hood.
Red Hood
B.
Batman
Where are you going?
Red Hood
Again
Why do you need to know
Batman
Does anyone know where you’re going?
Red Hood
Yeah
RR and Batgirl do
So you really don’t need to know where I’m going
Plus this isn’t even vigilante business!
It’s recreational!
Batman
I’ve never known you to take a recreational trip.
Red Hood
RR pressured me into going
Blame him
Batman
I might.
Depending on what happens on your trip.
Red Hood
It’s literally going to be so boring
Batman
When has anything simple or boring ever gone to plan in your entire life?
Red Hood
Point.
See ya in like
4 days or something
Maybe sooner
Batman
Have a safe trip.
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GROUPCHAT - the FAM
Dickiebird
Am I crazy or did Damian just walk by with an MDC original on???
ArchDuke
What?
Babababs
Oh Duke!
I haven’t seen you on here recently
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I think you might be crazy
There’s no way
Babababs
Actually
There is a way
ArchDuke
????
Dickiebird
What do you mean there’s a way
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Tell us what you know
Babababs
I won’t tell you
I’ll show you
<Picture of Babs wearing a purple shirt, showing off the MDC signature>
I’m still not telling you how I got it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
BABS WHAT
HOW DID YOU GET THAT
Babababs
Literally just told you I wasn’t going to tell you that
ArchDuke
Babs
That’s so cool
Babababs
Thanks!
Dickiebird
I…
We’ve been trying to get MDC originals forever…
Wait, if you have one then Damian really DID have one??
Where did he get it???
Babababs
Well we got it from the same place
So you don’t get to know
Dickiebird
Why are there so many things I’m not allowed to know recently???
SPITEandCAFFEINE
No
No no no
NO
Babababs
You ok there?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I JOINED THE WRONG SIDE
Babababs
Heck yeah you did
Dickiebird
Side?
Oh is this still that other thing too?
The one where I had to pick a side to get context?
Babababs
The one and only
Though if you’re nice to me I could commission something for you
Dickiebird
You would??
Babababs
Yeah
I mean they offered
SPITEandCAFFEINE
They did????
How
HOW
Babababs
I just have cooler teammates than you
SPITEandCAFFEINE
THEY’RE ON YOUR TEAM?!??!?!
Who is it
Please I need to know
Babababs
No clothes for the enemy Tim
But I’ll tell them you like their work!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You better
ArchDuke
I’m so confused
Dickiebird
You and me both buddy
Notes:
OK so in Anime, a good season can last up to 26 episodes, or around there. this isn't the last chapter in my buffer, but I don't want to post the next few chapters without finishing up what I was doing with them. they're being super difficult, but it should be at least a little sorted in the next couple days.
That said, I'm going on Hiatus! and I'm NOT abandoning it. this story is my baby and I'm not leaving it till it's done. I just need some time to fill my buffer, finalize plot threads that've been dangling for a while, and work on my mental health related writers block. As I do have at least 3 1/2 chapters in my buffer atm, the hiatus shouldn't be that long.
ok, serious stuff over!
~~~~~AHHH ok ok
after finishing this chapter I had to leave for a moment to ask myself WHAT THE FRICK DID I JUST WRITE
Jason was NOT supposed to do this, but he had other ideas, apparently. it's working out though, so thanks Jason?? I guess???ALSO DUKE!! he doesn't have much of a part atm, but I wanted him to show up at least
Question of the day: What should I get my sister for her birthday? I would write her a ficlet from a fandom of her choosing, but THIS fic is the only one she likes, so i can't do that. I need ideas.
The chapters following the Hiatus are going to be GREAT so please bear with me :D
Chapter 27: Happy Valentine's Day!
Summary:
Still on Hiatus, but have a Valentine's special as a treat ig
Notes:
Hello everybody! I'm not off Hiatus I'm so sorry! but in the meantime, have this semi-canon Valentine's Day special! I had to try sooo hard to not have anyone reveal anything here so it wouldn't impact the plot lol. it got off topic anyway.
I love you all (platonically) and I'm so grateful for your patience during this Hiatus!
oh, and btw this chapter was unbeta'd! I haven't even told my beta that I'm posting this whoops I should probably do that. or I could let the others on the discord server do that. ok people on the discord server talk about this chapter and confuse Silvie please!
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
Happy Valentine's day! <3
I love you all platonically!
The_Blood_Son
I do not understand the need for this holiday.
Ghost Girl
Of course you don’t
Ghost Boy
Happy Valentine’s!
Notactuallyanerd
Happy Valentine’s day everybody!!
The_Blood_Son
I simply don’t see the need for a specific day to tell those you love that you love them
If you truly loved them then you wouldn’t have to have a special day to say anything
Ghost Girl
Ok that’s a good point
Babababs
Happy singles awareness day
Double A
Out of curiosity, is there anyone on this chat who isn't single?
I don't think I've ever seen any significant others mentioned
Ghost Boy
Come to think of it
You're right
The Kon Man
Unfortunately
I am single
Notactuallyanerd
Same
Ghost Girl
Nice
The Kon Man
Is my brother's solitude funny to you??
Ghost Girl
Not funny
Nice
Notactuallyanerd
???
Ghost Boy
Haha
The_Blood_Son
I have never deemed anyone suitable for a relationship with me.
Mouse Bug
Not even anyone in here?
The_Blood_Son
I have not met most of you in person yet.
If and when we do it might be a different story.
Might.
Mouse Bug
I'll take it
Anyway I am also single
Despite my best efforts
Double A
What?
Don't half the guys in our school have crushes on you?
Mouse Bug
Oh Double A
Oh you sweet naive child
Double A
What?
What did I do??
Mouse Bug
It's what you didn't do
But anyway that ship has sailed
I'm crushless atm
Double A
???
Ghost Girl
Oh HAHAHA that's funny
Babababs
If he didn't notice he wasn't the one
Mouse Bug
Yep
Ghost Boy
So none of us have significant others?
Babababs
Looks like it
Ghost Girl
Huh
Well I guess here it really is Single’s Awareness Day
Mouse Bug
Anyone have any special plans for today?
I mean I know none of us are dating at the moment
But I personally have a movie night with some friends planned
Ghost Boy
Chaos, Tuck and I are also having a movie night
We’re going to roast cheesy rom coms
Ghost Girl
Oh that sounds fun
Jon can we do that too?
Notactuallyanerd
Uh sure
Hey Bloodson wanna join us?
The_Blood_Son
Fortunately I have other responsibilities
Babababs
Family game night
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Have fun!
Babababs
We will!
The_Blood_Son
I make no promises.
Ghost Girl
Babs can you make sure he has fun
Babababs
Will do
The_Blood_Son
I’ve been betrayed
Ghost Girl I trusted you
And yet you’ve turned one of our own against me
Mouse Bug
I don’t think making sure you have a good time counts as betrayal
And anyway, as your Sensei I order you to have fun
Please
The_Blood_Son
Your advice has never steered me wrong in the past
Alright, I will make my best attempt.
Mouse Bug
Thank you
Ghost Girl
Wow you’re good
The_Blood_Son
No, she simply has more authority than you.
Ghost Girl
Wow ok
Double A
I’m not doing anything for Valentine’s
Well, nothing except going through a bunch of mail
Again
My Little Robot
Can’t you ask your father’s secretary to go through them for you?
Double A
She already has enough on her plate, I can do this myself
And it can be fun sometimes anyway
Ghost Boy
Such rich boy vibes~
The Kon Man
Why would you be getting so much mail anyway?
Double A
Oh uh
No reason
Well, not one I’m ready to disclose
The Kon Man
Alright then
Mouse Bug
You could send some to me and I’d help
I’ll send you back the good ones
Double A
I might do that
Thanks!
Mouse Bug
No problem!
Our foxy friend has consented to coming, she should find some of em funny
Double A
She has?
This is great news!
Mouse Bug
I know right??
Ghost Girl
I’m a little confused
Who is this so called Foxy Friend
Mouse Bug
Someone I’m trying very hard to reconnect with
The Kon Man
Well then congratulations!
Notactuallyanerd
!!!
Yay!!!
Mouse Bug
Yeah I’m excited
Ghost Boy
Oh FRICK FRICK FRICK
The_Blood_Son
Is something wrong?
Notactuallyanerd
Are you ok???
Ghost Girl
You should have expected this tbh
Double A
???
Mouse Bug
Expected what?
Ghost Boy
There’s a city wide ghost attack happening
Ghost Girl
Haha
I’m laughing at your pain
Ghost Boy
Thanks.
The_Blood_Son
That sounds serious.
Mouse Bug
Will you be ok?
Ghost Boy
Yeah I’ll be fine
Probably
The worst that’ll happen is I’ll be love-brainwashed for a few hours, nothing to worry about
Babababs
That sounds like something I’d worry about
Ghost Boy
Well I won’t worry about it
Double A
Be careful!
There’s no Ladybug cure where you are!
Ghost Boy
We don’t need it anyway
Ghost Girl
Well you don’t need it, but it would be nice every once in a while huh
Ghost Boy
Yeah well I’m just going to go ask whoever it is to please leave us alone
I’ll get back to you guys later
The_Blood_Son
Don’t die.
Notactuallyanerd
Good luck!
The Kon Man
Have fun!
Mouse Bug
Bring me back a souvenir!
Ghost Boy
No.
Babababs
Even to Bloodson’s advice?
Ghost Boy
Eh
I’ll try
For you
Babababs
I’m touched
----------
Ghost Boy
That actually WORKED
Notactuallyanerd
What?
Ghost Boy
I asked them nicely to leave and they DID
Mouse Bug
Wow
I wish Akuma were that polite
Ghost Girl
Kon Man is magic confirmed
He gave you good luck
The Kon Man
What
Ghost Girl
Ask The Luck Man for good luck to have good luck next time you’re attacked
My Little Robot
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
Double A
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
Babababs
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
Mouse Bug
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
Notactuallyanerd
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
The Kon Man
Oh come on!
Ghost Girl
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
The_Blood_Son
The Luck Man may I have some luck?
Ghost Boy
The Luck Man may I have some more luck?
The Kon Man
All of you can have luck
Except GB, he already got some.
Ghost Boy
Wow
Notactuallyanerd
Yes!!
Babababs
Time to test this out scientifically
The_Blood_Son
If you get attacked on purpose…
Ghost Girl
Hahahaha…
Mouse Bug
My friends are here!
I’ll get back to you guys later :D
Ghost Boy
Bye Mouse Sensei!
The_Blood_Son
Farewell, Sensei.
Notes:
HAHAHAHA IT'S ME! I'M STILL HERE! I'm doing better but I still won't be posting again for a while I'm so sorry. but! we have a lot of fun on the discord server for this fic, which I visit daily! we talk about this, along with a BUNCH of other stuff and fandoms. I also talk about my other fic ideas and AUs, and have in the past teased future chapters n stuff!
Happy Valentine's Day / Single's Awareness Day! every one of you is one of my platonic valentines! if you're ok with that obviously
see you in an undetermined amount of time!
Chapter 28: Never Have I Ever
Summary:
I'm off Hiatus guys!!!
Notes:
GUYS GUESS WHAT
I'M BACK
this isn't a one-off chapter like the previous one was! That said, my update schedule is going to be very different. I am now going to update every other Wednesday, that good?
I am SO STOKED to be back! I have a healthy buffer full of content I can't wait to share! and I hope you guys are just as excited as I am
without further ado (besides the username thingie), HERE'S THE CHAPTER!!Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
Jon is at schoooool
I’m so boooored
Ghost Boy
He’s not the only one
Mouse Bug
Suckers
Notactuallyanerd
Lucky
Double A
I would be lucky
Except I have to work :(
Ghost Girl
Sad life for u then
Babababs
You work?
Double A
Yeah
Family business
Mouse Bug
While technically true
Also a massive understatement
Double A
Well the only reason I do it is for the family
My Little Robot
Also because your Father wouldn’t let you stop even if you asked.
Double A
Yeah that too
Notactuallyanerd
Wait Double A
Is your dad forcing you to work?
Double A
It’s not the worst thing in the world!
I just have other things I’d rather be doing
Like hanging out with friends
Mouse Bug
Or doing anything a normal teen would
Double A
That.
Ghost Boy
Not to be rude, but your dad sounds like a jerk
Double A
All of my friends say that
Babababs
Then they’re probably right
Is there anything else about him we should know?
Mouse Bug
Tons
Double A
Mouse!
Mouse Bug
A!
Well anyway
A’s dad wouldn’t let him go to public school for most of life, deeming it “Dangerous”
Ghost Boy
Wow uh
Not nice
Mouse Bug
He was basically kept prisoner in his own house
Except for when he was driven to his mandated ‘work’ and ‘extracurriculars’
A lot of which A had no choice in attending
Double A
I actually like most of them though
Mouse Bug
The problem is the lack of choice Kitty
Double A
I know
Babababs
Well then.
I don’t like this guy.
Ghost Boy
Me either
Ghost Girl
SAME
Notactuallyanerd
Did you even have friends???
Locked up like that???
Double A
I had one!
Mouse Bug
Ah yes, the only friend you were allowed
My childhood bully
Double A
She’s getting better
Mouse Bug
She is and I’m proud of her
My Little Robot
She still has a long way to go before she gains the trust of the class
Especially with the Liar in control
Ghost Girl
ooOOooOOh
Juicy drama??
Mouse Bug
That’s my entire life right there
Ghost Girl
I was gonna say ‘sweet’ but then realized it’s not so sweet for you
Sweet stories though!
Mouse Bug
It does make for some interesting stories yeah
Babababs
Feel like sharing?
Mouse Bug
Not particularly
Ghost Girl
Well if you don’t want to tell a story
Why don’t we play a GAME????
Ghost Boy
Oh no
Notactuallyanerd
Wait
You’re not talking about the game I told you about last night are you
Ghost Girl
You have to admit playing that with this group would be HILARIOUS
Notactuallyanerd
Why did I tell you about that
Babababs
Tell her about what?
Ghost Boy
A game
Mouse Bug
Thanks Captain Obvious!
Ghost Boy
Just doing my job
No need to thank me
Ghost Girl
Wait if we’re going to play we need EVERYONE
Quick
GB
Make a spelling mistake
It’ll summon Bloodson
I’ll get Kon
SPITE is sleeping anyway
Ghost Boy
Ellie I’m not sure that’ll work
Babs can you just go get him instead?
Babababs
I haven’t seen him in awhile
He’s still looking for his sword and I do NOT want to get in the way
Ghost Boy
Ok fine
I’ll try to make a speling mistake
The_Blood_Son
#14
Ghost Boy
THAT WORKED???
Double A
Are you guys MAGIC??
Notactuallyanerd
I’m starting to think so
Babababs
Maybe we should get you checked out with Z
The_Blood_Son
I require no such thing
I am fine, and completely unmagical.
Ghost Boy
Sure
Suuuure
My Little Robot
What game are we playing anyway?
I don’t think Ellie ever mentioned which one.
The_Blood_Son
I must return to my search.
Farewell.
Babababs
HOLD IT
You’ve been searching for over a day now
Take a flippin break
Besides I heard from Waffles that Zombie is going out of town so it’s likely that he took your swords with him
Stay and play with us
The_Blood_Son
Alright.
But only for this game.
Double A
Does anyone know what we’re playing?
Notactuallyanerd
I do
But we’ll wait for Ellie and Kon
The Kon Man
A game huh
Ghost Girl
We’re back!
Oh and you did get Bloodson to come
Nice
Ghost Boy
Ellie what’re we playing?
Mouse Bug
We’ve been in suspense long enough!
Ghost Girl
We’re playing….
Never Have I Ever!!!!
----------
Direct message between Batman AND Red Robin
Batman
Red Robin, I need to speak with you.
Red Robin
B?
You woke me up
This’d better be imprtnt
Batman
Where is Hood going?
Red Robin
You seriously woke me up for this
Batman
Yes.
Red Robin
Fine.
He’s going to some midwestern town called Amity Park.
Batman
He’s going to Amity Park?
Where would he have even heard of that place?
Red Robin
You’ve heard of it?
When I looked it up I could barely find anything.
Just sounds like a normal town.
Batman
Zatanna warned me about it.
Red Robin
Z did??
Batman
Yes.
She went there to investigate a massive power surge over a year ago and came back with a warning for the league to never set foot there.
Red Robin
What’s wrong with it?
Batman
Zatanna didn’t elaborate very much, but she appeared very shaken.
She simply said that there were forces at work in Amity Park that should stay in Amity Park.
If they ever left, then we would deal with them.
Zatanna assures us that whatever the problem is, it is contained for now.
Red Robin
Oh.
Oh wow.
Batman
So where did you hear of it in the first place?
Red Robin
Ask Oracle.
I’m not going to be the one to spill the beans.
----------
Direct message between Batman AND Oracle
Batman
Oracle.
Oracle
What is it B?
I’m kind of in the middle of something.
Batman
Do you recognize the name “Amity Park”?
Oracle
Yeah
Are you finally catching on to what’s going on?
Batman
Not as much as I’d like to be.
Oracle
So why do you ask?
Batman
Hood is on his way there.
Zatanna warned everyone away from that town.
When I asked Red Robin how he knew about it, he told me to ask you.
Oracle
He didn’t want to be the one to spill the secret huh
And yeah I already knew about Z’s warning
I’m not surprised Hood didn’t, or else he never would have gone.
I even know what the warning is about
Batman
And yet you seem unconcerned.
Oracle
Yeah Hood will be fine.
He never would have gone if he had known, but he will be fine.
I’ve been thinking about visiting myself, honestly.
Batman
What’s happening in that town?
Oracle
You remember right before the meeting with the Miraculous Team, when I ‘held important information from you because it was funny’
Batman
How could I forget.
Oracle
Well this is that.
And believe it or not, it’s still inconsequential!
So you’ll either have to go see for yourself, or wait till the problem overflows.
Which it might not.
OR you could wait until one of us cracks and spills the beans about everything that’s been happening.
Batman
Hmmm.
Oracle
Well you’re not the only person I’m talking to right now so I’m going to go pay attention to the other conversation.
Bye
Batman
Goodbye.
Notes:
GUYS
this whole Never Have I Ever game took waaaay too long to complete lol
ha I just told the discord that I'm coming off hiatus, it's really nice to see that kind of enthusiasm
lol one of the reasons I went on hiatus in the first place was because i thought posting was giving me anxiety, but it turns out that posting GETS RID of my anxiety so THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for making me feel so welcome on this platform, I'm not leaving if I can help it.OH AND TOMORROW IS THE BETA'S BIRTHDAY
I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING SILVIE I'M SO SORRY
ME COMING OFF HIATUS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SISTER!!!!!!!I THRIVE off of comments, literally it seems, so I would really appreciate your thoughts :D
oh and one more thing, another link to the discord server!! we have so much fun over here, and I'm online everyday!
https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfF
Chapter 29: Never Have I Ever pt 2
Summary:
The game begins...
Notes:
Heyyy guyyys! It's me! back with another chapter!!
oh gosh this one is SO long compared to my normal length, not really a good way to break it up tho lol
there's A LOT here, and bunch of headcanons to go along with it, so I hope you enjoy!
anyway, have fun!!!Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
Ooooh nooooo
Notactuallyanerd
This is going to be a disaster
The Kon Man
Are you kidding this is going to be GREAT
Notactuallyanerd
A great disaster then
Ghost Boy
I have almost nothing left to reveal at this point
Let’s do it
Mouse Bug
Almost???
The_Blood_Son
This should be rather interesting.
Double A
I’ve never played before
How do you play?
Mouse Bug
Innocent A
We’ll explain
Babababs
How are we doing this anyway?
What kind of point system are we using?
Ghost Girl
We should have two people keep track so the scribe doesn’t cheat
Babababs
I nominate myself as one scribe
Ghost Boy
I’ll be the other
Ghost Girl
Cool
Mouse bug
So anyway when one person takes a turn they say
“Never have I ever” and then something they’ve never done
Everyone who ALSO has not done the thing gets a point
Those who have, don’t
And the turn taker gets one point no matter what, and two if everyone has done the thing
My Little Robot
First to how many points wins?
Ghost Girl
There are nine of us, so twelve?
Ghost Boy
I don’t see the logic in that but I do agree
Double A
Ok! I think I get it!
The_Blood_Son
So, the person with the most boring life wins?
You are rewarded for your lack of experience?
Mouse Bug
That’s the game!
Notactuallyanerd
I’ve never actually played before
But this is not the group I thought I’d be playing it with
The Kon Man
Same
But it’s going to be amazing if the chat history Babs sent me is any indication
I’m only half way through but still
Babababs
Oh it is
Notactuallyanerd
Let’s play!
Double A
So who goes first?
Ghost Girl
Why don’t you go?
Since it is your first time and all.
Mouse Bug
Oh this is going to be hard
There’s so much A hasn’t done
Double A
Thanks?
The_Blood_Son
That shouldn’t be a compliment
Double A
Ok!
Never Have I Ever worn anything bought at a store like Walmart
Mouse Bug
DOUBLE A WHY
Ghost Boy
WHAT, YOU MEAN MY CLOSET??
Ghost Girl
Low blow…
My Little Robot
Walmart?
Double A
Like Carrefour.
My Little Robot
I’m afraid I have done that.
Double A
I play to win
The_Blood_Son
On the contrary, I also have not worn any Walmart clothes.
The Kon Man
Rich boys.
Both of you.
Notactuallyanerd
:(
Babababs
As I have also worn walmart clothes, only Bloodson and A get a point
Darn
I say Bloodson goes next, on account of his victory
The_Blood_Son
While I personally believe I have quite the interesting life, I will still win.
Never Have I Ever met my biological father before the age of ten.
Notactuallyanerd
NO
WHY
Ghost Boy
Darn it all
Mouse Bug
Frick u
The Kon Man
AHAHAHA SUCKERS
I’VE NEVER MET MY BIO DAD
Mouse Bug
That doesn’t feel like something to brag about but ok
The_Blood_Son
This game turns everything on its head
My Little Robot
I grew up with my dad.
Double A
:(
Babababs
Yeah I’ve met my dad
Ghost Girl
Help does this apply to me???
Ghost Boy
Um.
Good question.
I think it does.
Ghost Girl
Darn.
The Kon Man
It’s a pretty simple question
Ghost Girl
You would know if you had read the entire chat history already
Chronologically, I’m only a year and a bit old
The Kon Man
What
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie is Ghost Boy’s clone
Ghost Boy
Created by my creepy godfather
The Kon Man
Oh
Wow
Ghost Girl
:)
The Kon Man
:)
Mouse bug
Awww
The_Blood_Son
We were in the middle of a game.
Ghost Girl
Whoops sorry
Who’s next?
Babababs
Well on my scorekeeping paper Jon’s name is next
Go, Jon
Notactuallyanerd
Me??
Ok um
Never Have I Ever worn socks with sandals
Ghost Boy
Dude
How could you
:(
Mouse Bug
HA
A POINT
:)
Double A
Also point!
:)
Ghost Girl
Are we using the emoticons to say our answer now?
In that case
:)
The_Blood_Son
:)
Babababs
:(
The Kon Man
:)
Notactuallyanerd
Don’t lie
The Kon Man
:(
My Little Robot
:(
Ghost Girl
Wow speed round!!
Ghost Boy
Yeah
I like this point system
The_Blood_Son
Ghost Boy, you are a heathen.
Ghost Boy
No
YOU ALL are the heathens!!
Babababs
I gotta agree with GB
Wearing socks with sandals is Not That Bad
Babababs
:(
The scores are looking a little odd right about now
Ghost Boy
They are aren’t they
Ghost Girl
What do they look like?
Ghost Boy
Right now, neither of the scorekeepers have any points
It’s very sad
Mouse Bug
Sad for you maybe
Ghost Girl
Perfect for us
Notactuallyanerd
Wow you guys are competitive
Ghost Girl
Because of how we met
You should really know this by now
Notactuallyanerd
I really should yeah
Babababs
Kon it’s your turn
The Kon Man
Aww heck yeah!
Never Have I Ever been in the presence my biological mother
Ha
Ghost Girl
>:(
How could you
How could you do this to me
Ghost Boy
>>>::::(((((
Babababs
Do you have a problem with your face
It looks like you have 6 too many eyes
Ghost Boy
::::D I’m fine!
Babababs
:(
The_Blood_Son
It is nearly impossible to have never been in your mother’s presence
And I assume that you are the only one here to be able to make that claim, given Ellie’s response
Double A
Yeah we should just give him the points and continue
Mouse Bug
I agree
Ghost Boy
Alright
Babababs
Kon is now in the lead
The_Blood_Son
Unacceptable
I shall regain my lead
The Kon Man
You can try
But you won’t succeed
Ghost Boy
Maybe I’ll gain the lead
Ever think about that?
The_Blood_Son
If I remember correctly, you have no points.
Ghost Boy
I don’t need points to be a winner
Notactuallyanerd
You objectively do
Ghost Boy
Not I
Ghost Girl
I think Jon is right on this one
Not even YOU could cheat at Never Have I Ever
Ghost Boy
I won’t cheat
The_Blood_Son
You had better not
Babababs
Anyway Mouse, you’re up next
Mouse Bug
Oh um
Right!
Never Have I Ever set foot in the United States
Ha
Ha
Ha
The Kon Man
Why
No
:(
Babababs
:(
Born and bred here
Ghost Boy
Same
:(
Ghost Girl
I have feet yes
:(
Notactuallyanerd
I happen to live here
:(
Double A
Mouse
No
Why
:(
Mouse Bug
Oh my gosh I forgot that you went to new york that one time
Sorry
Double A
It’s fine
My Little Robot
:)
I’ve never been outside of Europe
Mouse Bug
Not true
Startrain
My Little Robot
I stand corrected
But that’s still not America
Mouse Bug
True
Ghost Boy
Robot finally gets a point!
He’s leaving Babs and I on our own without any points
My Little Robot
Happy to be rid of you
Notactuallyanerd
RUDE
Ghost Boy
Wow
Ok
Babababs
GB it’s your turn
Ghost Boy
HA I’M LEAVING TOO!
Babababs
I’m last on my own list so I might not leave for awhile yet
Mouse Bug
That means you’re interesting
Ghost Boy
AHEM
Never Have I Ever not been severely Ectocontaminated
Ghost Girl
Even you?
:) btw
Ghost Boy
You know my mom
Mouse Bug
Excuse me??
:(
You guys are what???
The Kon Man
:(
I’m pretty sure
Also yeah what does that mean???
Ghost Boy
Ectoplasm is the stuff ghosts are made of
It can be distilled from them though, and from other sources
Ectocontamination is what it sounds like
Contaminated with ectoplasm
Double A
:(
My Little Robot
:(
That is very niche
Notactuallyanerd
You’ve NEVER not been contaminated??
What does THAT mean???
:( also
Babababs
:(
Ghost Boy
I’ve never not been contaminated
Mom was working with the stuff while pregnant
She shouldn’t have been but she was
Ghost Girl
It probably saved ur life tho
Ghost Boy
True true
The_Blood_Son
:(
I am concerned about your parentage.
Ghost Girl
You should be
Mouse Bug
I am
Babababs
Your mother was actually working with dangerous chemicals while pregnant?
Ghost Boy
She was yeah
Babababs
That really is concerning GB
Ghost Boy
I know
Notactuallyanerd
Are you OK??
Like actually??
Ghost Boy
Yes and no
Depends on your definition of OK
Anyway whose turn is it?
Babababs
It’s Ellie’s
Ghost Boy
Oh no
Ghost Girl
Oh YES!
Arrest GB’s parents 2021
Ghost Boy
Ellie NO
I love them
Ghost Girl
ELLIE YES
The rules of the game decree you have to answer truthfully
And if u don’t I’ll correct u anyway
The Kon Man
What
Mouse Bug
Ellie’s about to drop another secret isn’t she
Notactuallyanerd
With this game it could be more than one!
Ghost Girl
Oh it totally could be!
Anyway
Never Have I Ever frickin died
Haha
Ghost Boy
:( THAT WAS NOT MY PARENTS FAULT ELLIE
Ghost Girl
You HAVE to admit that it wouldn’t have happened if your parents were competent tho
Mouse Bug
WHA-
:)
WHAT???
Ghost Girl
Oh lol that’s a funny few messages
Double A
Because of Akumas and the LB cure, :(
Mouse is just REALLY lucky
Mouse Bug
Yeah but are we not going to talk about how GB has DIED?
He doesn’t even live in Paris!
My Little Robot
:(
Notactuallyanerd
We should definitely talk about that yeah
:) also
Babababs
Guess I won’t have to wait for a point
:)
And yes we’ll talk about it, specifically the part where Ellie insinuated that GB’s parents killed him
Ghost Boy
It was an ACCIDENT I swear!
Ghost Girl
If it wasn’t ur parents fault it was Chaos’s fault and u kno it
The Kon Man
:(
Sadly
Ghost Boy
Wait what
Ghost Girl
Asdghskdfhg I thought only GB and the Paris people would count!
The_Blood_Son
You were wrong.
:(
Notactuallyanerd
Oh yeah i forgot you had died
Huh
Ghost Girl
5 OUT OF 9 OF US HAVE DIED
THAT’S MAJORITY
What even is this GROUP lol
Double A
Seriously though
3 out of 5 of those who’ve died don’t even live in Paris, where dying is commonplace
Ghost Girl
That still sounds like such sad life
Double A
It is a little sad yeah
Babababs
We’ll have a lot to talk about later, but right now, Bloodson and Kon are tied for first, and it’s Robot’s turn.
Oh, and by the way, Zombie_Bird Is on his way to Amity Park right now
Just heard from B
When Waffles told me earlier she just told me he was going out of town
Ghost Boy
He’s WHAT
My Little Robot
It’s my turn?
Babababs
Yes it’s your turn
And yes, Zombie_Bird is on his way to your town
Ghost Boy
Oh no
Ghost Girl
RIP
Again lol
Ghost Boy
Truly
My Little Robot
Never Have I Ever been pale skinned
Ghost Boy
I am literally dead
So pale
:(
Ghost Girl
Sameeeee
:(
Mouse Bug
:(
Babababs
Red hair, pale skin
Horrible sunburns :(
When the sun comes out, that is
The Kon Man
:(
Notactuallyanerd
:(
The_Blood_Son
:)
I would not consider myself pale.
Babababs
Well you’re winning.
Double A
:(
Babababs
Finally, it’s my turn
Never Have I Ever had three points in this particular game of Never Have I Ever
Ghost Girl
THAT IS SO TARGETED
Wait who has 3 points or more right now
Ghost Boy
Well, you do
Along with Mouse, Bloodson, and Kon.
Ghost Girl
Frick
Mouse Bug
Darn
The_Blood_Son
I suppose this means everyone but us gets a point then?
Babababs
You would be correct
Mouse Bug
Are we sure we want to go for twelve points?
We would be playing forever
The Kon Man
Yeah, and I have other things I need to do with my life
Ghost Boy
Speak for yourself
My dreams were already crushed
Ghost Girl
You could legit fulfill ur dreams by urself RIGHT NOW
Ghost Boy
But not with NASA
Ghost Girl
Whatever
But if u do go take me with you
The Kon Man
To space?
Mouse Bug
I think so
Haven’t you already been though??
Ghost Boy
Yes but I want to be an astronaut
Having been to space and being an astronaut are different
My Little Robot
My mom is training to be an astronaut right now
Ghost Boy
FLIPPIN LUCKY
I can’t because my vitals have been weird since I died
The_Blood_Son
I also died, and yet my vitals are fine.
What’s wrong with yours?
Ghost Boy
I’m guessing, based on context, that you came back though
The_Blood_Son
That would be, very obviously, correct.
Ghost Boy
Well I didn’t
So now I have to deal with screwy vitals
The Kon Man
Wait how did you not come back
You’re talking to us right now
Ghost Boy
My death was Very Weird
And my username is very literal
The Kon Man
What
Ghost Girl
Oh Oh Oh
Does this mean I can show them the glowy glowy
Ghost Boy
Later
And you better film it
The_Blood_Son
You *had* better film it
#15
Ghost Boy
FRICKING HECK
Mouse Bug
Speaking of filming, weren’t you guys going to send us pictures?
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah!
<image: selfie of Ellie and Jon, both are grinning>
<Image: Jon and a white dog, nose to nose>
<Image: Ellie with the same dog, hugging him with a smile>
Oh wait this is the best one
<Image: Jon with an incredibly excited smile and his phone in his hand, looking like he just opened the door>
Notactuallyanerd
The first thing she did when I opened the door was take a picture
Ghost Girl
It’s a great picture, you have to admit
Notactuallyanerd
I do not deny that
Mouse Bug
Awwe both of you are so adorable!
Double A
And tiny wow
Mouse Bug
You’re just tall
The Kon Man
Wait how tall are you
How tall is everyone
Mouse Bug
Are we doing the metric system?
Or the other one?
Ghost Boy
The other one, she says
Ghost Girl
Lol
Notactuallyanerd
I think it’s called
Wait what is it called
The Kon Man
US customary units, according to Google
Notactuallyanerd
Shouldn’t you have already known that?
The Kon Man
What I do and do not know depends greatly on factors I also do not know
Ghost Boy
Fair enough
Well anyway, in feet and inches, I am 5’2
The Kon Man
Oh my gosh
You’re SHORT
Ghost Boy
I died at 14 and haven’t aged since :)
And yeah I was short
The Kon Man
I’m so sorry
Wait are you immortal
Ghost Boy
I try not to think about that
Double A
That seems like a good idea
Ghost Girl
I’m also 5’2
Notactuallyanerd
I’m 5’1 :’)
Ghost Girl
Haha short boi
Notactuallyanerd
Not like you can talk
My Little Robot
She’s taller than you
Babababs
He is right
Anyway I’m 5’11
Ghost Boy
Oh gosh tall woman
The Kon Man
I’m 6’2
Ghost Boy
Tall man
Ghost Girl
Everyone is tall to us
Mouse Bug
I’m 5’4
I think
Double A
6’0!
Not the tallest but still tall!
My Little Robot
5’5
The_Blood_Son
Regrettably, I am 5’0.
Ghost Girl
HAHA SHORT BOI
We can be short together :D
All five of us under 5’5 :D
Ghost Boy
Is that a lot?
It feels like a lot
But heck yeah short people solidarity
The_Blood_Son
I declare myself the leader of our group of five, given that I am the shortest.
Ghost Girl
Yeah
Until GB learns how to shapeshift properly
Then he can be any height he wants
The Kon Man
Wait what
Babababs
Ellie you need to stop saying things like that so casually
Ghost Boy
…
I FORGOT I COULD DO THAT
Double A
You forgot you could shapeshift???
How do you do that??
Ghost Boy
I don’t remember half of what I can do
But man shapeshifting is cool I should work on that
Ghost Girl
Yeah
So you can pretend to age
Ghost Boy
That sounds like a solid idea
Mouse Bug
Wow
What is your life
Ghost Boy
We have no idea
Babababs
As fun as this tangent was, we’re still in the middle of a game
And it’s Double A’s turn
Notes:
HEY GUYS what did you think
this was one of the chapters that took forever to finish because the scoring system is DECEPTIVELY simple and took FOREVER to tally up the whole thing like seriously, we resorted to spreadsheets at the end. legit this Never Have I Ever game, while fun to write, was the reason for the lack of buffer.
I tried to search for some semblance of Canon heights... maybe. remember forever ago when I was asking about your opinions on short Danny? this is why. I was writing this.
Wednesday after this, another chapter will arrive! if you want more of me before then, join the discord! we have a lovely community and talk about a bunch of stuff. it's pretty much never dormant and we have a lot of fun, we'd love to have you! https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfFAH YES
QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were forced to live in either Amity Park, Gotham, or the Miraculous version of Paris for the rest of your life, which one would you pick, and why? I'd probably live in Paris, the ladybug cure is a hard thing to say no to.
Chapter 30: A Break From The Game
Summary:
A short break from The WDFJ Club to check on our other friends!
Notes:
CHAPTER 30!!!
I seriously cannot believe the length of this holy crap, thank you all SO MUCH for reading this far, everyone's lovely comments give me so much serotonin it is amazing!
I hope you like today's chapter, it was fun to write. especially the last portion hehe
have the name thingieUsername directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hey Jason?
Zombie_Bird
Yeah?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Where are you?
Zombie_Bird
On a plane
Chaos
Oh wow you are FAST
Zombie_Bird
You know it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So anyway
B said that Amity Park is Not A Good Place To Be
Zombie_Bird
Why?
Chaos
Lol
SPITEandCAFFEINE
B said Z said that it was off limits because of vague danger
Chaos
LOL
Zombie_Bird
Z said it was off limits??
Why wasn’t I told this BEFORE I got on a plane there???
Purple Waffles
Oh snap
Uhh is he going to be ok?
Chaos
Oh you’ll be fine
Zombie_Bird
I don’t doubt that
I’m just doubting how easy being fine will be
Chaos
You’re going to be hanging out with me and Val
That’s gonna make it pretty easy
Trust me
MyPalVal
We know this town and it’s dangers like the backs of our hands
Zombie_Bird
What’s so dangerous about it?
Chaos
What if we wanted it to be a surprise
MyPalVal
One heck of a nasty surprise
Chaos
Yeah you’re right
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m also curious
What’s going on in your town?
Friar Tuck
You mean besides the dead wandering the streets?
Nothing much.
Chaos
TUCK
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE
Zombie_Bird
I’m sorry WHAT
PurpleWaffles
Yeah
What the frick does that mean
MyPalVal
Our town has a ghost problem
PurpleWaffles
It has a what
Chaos
A ghost problem
We have a lot of ghosts
Sometimes the ghosts are hostile
That’s the danger
Zombie_Bird
But why
Friar Tuck
Why the ghost problem or why are they hostile?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well I want to know about the ghost problem
MyPalVal
Well some idiots punched a hole into literal Hell and let all the ghosts out
JazzHands
Ok my parents may be dumb, but they’re not idiots.
PurpleWaffles
Woah.
That’s a lot right there.
Zombie_Bird
You’re telling me that i’m going to a place where the dead walk the streets and there’s a portal to hell within the city limits?
A place where said dead sometimes attack?
Friar Tuck
Often.
They attack often.
JazzHands
The portal to Hell is in my basement
Zombie_Bird
Eh
It might as well happen
I’ll probably fit right in
Chaos
You know calling it Hell isn’t very nice to the MANY peaceful ghosts who did nothing wrong!
And it’s ACTUALLY called The Infinite Realms by its residents, so no, it’s not Hell.
MyPalVal
I hear you, but I just gotta say, I’ve been there and it was Hell.
Friar Tuck
Then you’ve gotta take me on a date
MyPalVal
That has nothing to do with the conversation why
Friar Tuck
Because you said you’d go on a date with me when Hell froze over, and I know you know that the Far Frozen exists
MyPalVal
I rescind my statement, it’s not Hell
Chaos
Thank you
PurpleWaffles
Wait, you’ve been there?
MyPalVal
It’s not like the stupid portal is guarded or anything
And once a ghost kidnapped me so he could hunt me for sport on his home turf
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That sounds like one heck of a time
MyPalVal
Oh yeah
And this was during that stupid flour baby assignment
PurpleWaffles
Ooh OUCH
MyPalVal
So GB and I had to keep our flour baby alive while also trying to keep ourselves alive
The flour baby didn’t survive.
PurpleWaffles
RIP
They will be missed
Zombie_Bird
This is going to be a Week isn’t it
Chaos
Welcome to Amity Park, It’s A Nice Place To Live :D
MyPalVal
Never use that emote again, it looks wrong on you
Chaos
Ok
JazzHands
Chaos I’m coming over to your house for cake, and also to meet Jason when he gets here.
Chaos
Alright, see you soon
I’ll have the cake ready
Zombie_Bird
Save some for me
JazzHands
You’ll only get some if you get here in time
Or else that cake is mine
PurpleWaffles
What is up with you and cake
JazzHands
I reiterate the portal to another dimension in my basement
Most of the food in our house has been rendered inedible
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Metal
Chaos
It’s annoying is what it is
We go to hang out with GB and we can’t eat anything in the fridge because there’s a chance it’s been reanimated by that hole in the world downstairs
Zombie_Bird
And to think I thought you were normal
Friar Tuck
I wish
JazzHands
It’s our town/parents that aren’t normal
Separated from everyone and everything around me, I’d consider myself normal
Zombie_Bird
Fair enough.
Chaos
So when do you get here anyway
Zombie_Bird
A few hours I think
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You think
Zombie_Bird
Ok so I just checked, and yeah
About another hour
Chaos
Sweet
See ya then
Right now I have to go shoo GB’s dog away from my greenhouse
JazzHands
Oh no
Friar Tuck
Are you gonna be ok?
Chaos
Yeah
Val wanna help?
MyPalVal
Yeah
Chaos
Cool
PurpleWaffles
Amazing how easily you can go from talking about the undead to talking about normal problems
It’s always baffled me
MyPalVal
Lol
JazzHands
Jason will meet the dog soon
He’ll send you pictures
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Jason will send us pictures?
What about you guys?
JazzHands
Jason will send you pictures
Zombie_Bird
Ok then
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Direct message between Chaos AND Pamela Manson
Pamela Manson
Samantha Manson, can you please tell me why Jason Todd-Wayne is at our front door asking for you?
Chaos
Wait what
Mom since when do you use discord??
Pamela Manson
Since the PTA started using it, also since you stopped responding to texts.
Chaos
Oh yeah
Discord is just better tbh
Pamela Manson
Samantha, the man at the door?
Chaos
Oh right
He’s a Wayne?
Huh
Didn’t expect that
Pamela Manson
So you know him?
You got in contact with the Waynes and didn’t tell me?
Chaos
In my defense, I didn’t know he was a Wayne
Also can you send him out to the greenhouse
Tell him there’s still cake left
Pamela Manson
Samantha, you are going to explain to me how you know this man.
Chaos
I’m not tho
Pamela Manson
You are, or else I’m not sending him over to the greenhouse.
Chaos
So, what?
You’re just going to turn a WAYNE away?
Just to get one over on me?
Wow
Pamela Manson
I didn’t say I was going to turn him away!
I said I wasn’t going to send him back to the greenhouse.
Chaos
You were totally going to before I said something huh
I guess I’m coming in then
Don’t bore him to death before I get there
I don’t want to explain that to his brother
Pamela Manson
You know his brothers too?
Chaos
I know one of em
I’m mortal enemies with another
Pamela Manson
You’ve been making enemies of Waynes?
Have we taught you NOTHING?
Chaos
Pulling out all caps.
I’m so scared.
See you in a minute ig
Pamela Manson
Samantha.
Samantha, respond.
Samantha don’t ignore me!
Notes:
Hello! another two weeks come and gone huh
Nothing I've ever written has ever been this long and I honestly have you all to thank for it, I probably would have dumped this boredom cure for a different one forever ago if it hadn't gotten so much support! and I'm so glad it did because writing the latter parts of this story is SO MUCH FUN and so incredibly fulfilling to actually write the scenes that I've been daydreaming about from the beginning. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart no sarcasm.
QUESTION do you guys like the Username Index?? it's current format?? if you are opinionated on that, what's your idea of the perfect weather?
*self promotion* I have other fics! I might not have poured as much of my heart and soul into them as I did this one, but I think they're worth a cursory glance at least, if you like this one.
My two favorites in my library are my take on the GF Monster Falls AU, and my OTHER Chatfic, which is in the Detective Conan fandom. It would make my day if you read them, if you haven't already :D
Chapter 31: Never Have I Ever pt 3
Summary:
The Awaited conclusion to the Never Have I Ever game
Notes:
HEYO
IT'S ME
I hope this meets expectations lol
after this we gettin into some GOOD stuff >:3
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Double A
Oh uh
Gosh I always feel like there’s so much I haven’t done, but now that I actually have to name some my mind has gone blank
Ghost Boy
It’s always like that tbh
Half of this game is desperately trying to find things you’ve never done that others might have
Babababs
Oh and I know we said we would go to twelve points, but that would take too long so we’re all going to get one more turn, whoever has the most points after that wins
Mouse Bug
Fair
Double A
Never Have I Ever had any siblings
The Kon Man
Well frick you
:(
Ghost Girl
Dude WHY
:(:(:(:(:(
Double A
I might not be as competitive as some people here but I still want to win
Mouse Bug
Fair
:)
Proud member of the only child club here
How many other members do we have?
Double A
Well, me
Babababs
Not me
:(
My Little Robot
It looks like only the Paris people fit the requirements
:)
The_Blood_Son
>:(
Notactuallyanerd
>:(
Ghost Girl
Twin frowns
Nice
Ghost Boy
:(
You have all met both of my sisters
The Kon Man
Wait
You have two sisters?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah
JazzHands is also my sister
The Kon Man
She is??
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
The Kon Man
That wasn’t in the chat history, was it?
Ghost Boy
It was mostly talked about on the Warmeeting chat
So maybe not
The Kon Man
You guys need to give me some sort of briefing on all this
Babababs
After the game
Bloodson it’s your turn
The_Blood_Son
Never Have I Ever lived in a home with two parents
Ghost Boy
Why does that feel mundane
I mean it’s still very sad but at this point it feels mundane
:( also
Ghost Girl
I mean my last turn i pulled out the big one sooo
Yeah it does kinda seem mundane
:) HAHA
Notactuallyanered
Ellie you’re living at my house right now
I have two parents
:(
Ghost Girl
It’s temporary residence
I’m *visiting*
Notactuallyanerd
Fine
The Kon Man
Unfortunately
I do live here sometimes
:(
Mouse Bug
Nooooo! My healthy home life has been used against me!
:(
Babababs
:(
My Little Robot
:(
I share Mouse Sensei’s sentiment
Ghost Boy
Again
I thought you weren’t fluent in english
My Little Robot
This chat is very motivating
Ghost Girl
Look at that I’ve been called motivating
The_Blood_Son
He implied that all of us were motivating.
I should hope so anyway.
Notactuallyanerd
Awwe thanks Robot!
Double A
While not anymore, I did used to
:(
Notactuallyanerd
Oh no
What happened?
Double A
My mom died a few years ago
Before the miraculous showed up
The_Blood_Son
My condolences.
Ghost Boy
Yikes
Sorry dude
Ghost Girl
You good?
Double A
I am now
Mouse Bug
He would be better if his dad would actually pay attention to him sometimes instead of distancing himself |:T
Ghost Girl
One day I aspire to have the same level of emoticon knowledge as you do, Mouse Sensei
Mouse Bug
One day, my young pupil
One day
Babababs
Jon it’s your turn
Notactuallyanerd
Oh uh
Uhhhhhh
UHHHHHHH
Why is this so hard??
Double A
I feel your pain
Notactuallyanerd
Never Have I Ever
Wait
Bloodson
We never asked GB!!!
We forgot in wake of the theft!
The_Blood_Son
You’re right
We did
Ghost Boy
Ask me what??
The_Blood_Son
Awhile ago in the chat you expressed interest in learning my secrets
Ghost Boy
Yeah
The Kon Man
What
The_Blood_Son
I said that the only way to do that is to gain the favor of my father
Ghost Boy
I remember
The_Blood_Son
In order to gain the favor of my father he would need to trust you
I am asking for permission to tell my father the secrets which you have entrusted to us
Then there is the possibility he would let Jon and I share ours
Babababs
Oh
OH
Please GB it would be great
He won’t judge you we promise
If anything he’d be super concerned and supportive
Notactuallyanerd
GB please
Please we want to tell you things so bad
The Kon Man
What the frick-
WHAT THE FRICK-
Ghost Boy
And you KNOW he won’t have a negative reaction to it?
Babababs
Yes.
The_Blood_Son
I would be severely disappointed in him if he did
Notactuallyanerd
That’s Bloodson for “I would take your side over his”
And he isn’t going to be negative about it anyway
No more so than he is about MY dad
And they’re best friends!
Ghost Boy
If you’re sure
Then I don’t see why not
Ghost Girl
OH OH YES
WE’RE GONNA GET TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS YESSSS
Seriously I can *smell* the secrets in this house, but I’ve been polite and haven’t snooped
The Kon Man
Thanks.
Ghost Girl
You’re welcome
Babababs
As wonderful as this is, we’re still playing
Double A
We would have gotten derailed so many times if it wasn’t for you
Babababs
How did any of you survive without me
Notactuallyanerd
Never Have I Ever had anything but black hair
Ghost Boy
HA
HAHA
:(
NOo
Ghost Girl
!!!!
:(
Frick u
The Kon Man
Ellie don’t you have black hair though?
Did you dye it or something?
:)
Ghost Girl
Nope! Never dyed it
Mouse Bug
Wait then how
:)
Ghost Girl
Glowy glowy
Ghost Boy
She’ll film it for you later
It’s going to be great
My Little Robot
:(
Mouse why
Mouse Bug
Haha
Double A
sadly
I’m blond
:(
The_Blood_Son
:)
Babababs
And I’m a redhead
:(
Ghost Boy
Nice
Jazz is too
Babababs
Aw sweet
Gotta add her to the ginger club
But anyway Kon it’s your turn
The Kon Man
Ok ok
Never Have I Ever existed for ten years
Ghost Girl
AHAHA
:)
Ghost Boy
AAGH
I STILL HAVE ONLY 2 POINTS
:(
Babababs
Same
:(
The_Blood_Son
Am I correct in assuming that everyone else here is above ten years of age?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
:(
Babababs
Kon and Ellie get a point, no one else
Mouse it’s your turn
Mouse Bug
Oh nice
Never Have I Ever lived anywhere but above a bakery
The Kon Man
I…
So only people who have lived above a bakery their entire lives gets a point
Ghost Boy
Play smart to win ig
Notactuallyanerd
Wow
:(
Mouse Bug
Be honest how many of you have EVER lived above a bakery?
Ghost Boy
With my family’s cooking skills?
Never
Ghost Girl
Never lived anywhere long enough to do that
The_Blood_Son
I have not
Mouse Bug
I believe that’s two points to me then!
Babababs
Yep
GB it’s your turn
Ghost Boy
Ha
Never Have I Ever enjoyed the Christmas season
Mouse Bug
WHAT
:(
GB WHY
Notactuallyanerd
:(
Who hurt you???
Ghost Girl
Man you are really not making any better of a case for your parents are you
:(
Ghost Boy
You know what this is one thing I will wholeheartedly blame on them
They’ve made every single christmas awful
The Kon Man
:( dude…
What did they DO?
The_Blood_Son
Hmmm
:(
Double A
I mean… I haven’t enjoyed SPECIFIC Christmases before, but all of them??
:(
My Little Robot
My condolences
:(
Babababs
Well GB just managed to get 2 points
:(
Mouse Bug
This is unacceptable
Why is Christmas so bad for you??
Ghost Boy
It’s the only time of year my parents fight
The fight gets BAD
AND it eclipses nearly everything, so they basically forget about me and Jazz for the entire month of december
Babababs
Ok that’s it
We’re bringing you here for Christmas, so you can see what a GOOD Christmas looks like
The_Blood_Son
I agree
Mouse Bug
Double A, Robot, and I are coming too
We’ll make a party out of it
Double A
I would like to come, i just don’t think my father would let me
It is across and ocean after all
Mouse Bug
But A
We have Robot
Double A
Oh right
The Kon Man
We’re coming too
Ghost Girl
Oh yes
Yes yes yes
We’ll have the most wonderful time
Ghost Boy
You guys do realize Christmas isn’t for MONTHS right?
Babababs
Doesn’t matter
Ghost Girl
Hey, isn't there such a thing as Christmas in july?
We could do something then
Mouse Bug
I’d be down for that
Babababs
Settled
Anyway Ellie it’s your turn
Ghost Girl
Awww heck yeah!
Never Have I Ever been to space!
Even for a few minutes, GB.
Ghost Boy
Frick u
>:(
Mouse Bug
Wait, didn’t we already discuss this?
Ghost Girl
We did
The Kon Man
I read that part in the chat history
It was pretty funny
Double A
What?
Babababs
Well at the time it was established that Ellie was the only person in the chat who hadn’t been to space
Ghost Girl
But we’ve gotten a bunch of new members!
So i wanted to check if it was still true
Babababs
Well if Double A has been to space, then yeah
You’re still the only one here who hasn’t been to space
Double A
Yeah I’ve been to space
Mouse Bug
Same time as Robot and I
Ghost Boy
I’m sorry but I gotta ask again
Why were you guys in space??
Mouse Bug
Oh oh!
I can answer this now!
Robot’s mom was akumatized
She took a bunch of people into space on the train she was conducting
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Wow
My Little Robot
It was rather intense
Mouse Bug
I’ll tell the whole story another time, promise
I still owe an Akuma story to Ellie and GB anyway
Notactuallyanerd
I forgot about that
Bloodson and I owe stories too, don’t we?
Ghost Boy
You do indeed
The_Blood_Son
I shall prepare one for a later date
Babababs
Two points to Ellie
Robot it’s your turn
Ghost Boy
Man
Three people who got two points in a row
The Kon Man
Hey, i’m not complaining
Ghost Boy
Me neither
It’s just funny
Notactuallyanerd
Not to me
Ghost Girl
Only because you didn’t get two points
Notactuallyanerd
Well yeah
But still
My Little Robot
Never Have I Ever first met Mouse Bug when she was 13 or older
Double A
Oh come on!
:(
Ghost Boy
…
What?
The_Blood_Son
If you first met Mouse Sensei after she turned thirteen, you do not gain a point.
:(
Ghost Boy
Oh
:(
I’m assuming anyway, since the question is phrased the way it is
Mouse Bug
Yeah
:) because I met me first
But only Robot here knew me before I was thirteen
The Kon Man
Well then
:(
Babababs
Only Mouse and Robot get a point
It’s my turn
Ghost Girl
OooooOOOooh
Babababs
Never Have I Ever stood up in the last year
The Kon Man
What is it with people doing perfect 2 pointers all of a sudden??
:(
Ghost Girl
I know right??
It worked in my favor tho so I can’t complain.
:(
Notactuallyanerd
:(
The_Blood_Son
Is there anyone here who is also a wheelchair user or can we finally finish this game once and for all?
Ghost Boy
Nope
We’re all walkable
Double A
Walkable?
That’s a word?
The_Blood_Son
It is indeed. But you are using it wrong.
That would be #16
Ghost Boy
hmMmMMMMMM WHY
The_Blood_Son
Try harder next time.
Ghost Boy
Frick u
But yes
Ghost Girl
He’s been getting better grades on his english papers since you started doing this
The_Blood_Son
Oh has he now?
Ghost Boy
Shut up Ellie
Babababs
So anyway that’s two points to me
Mouse Bug
Congrats!
Ghost Girl
Welcome to our club!
Notactuallyanerd
Wait, is the game over?
The Kon Man
Who won?
Babababs
According to the numbers, our winner is Mouse Sensei!
Mouse Bug
YES
I WON
Ghost Boy
That checks out over on my end too, congrats!
The_Blood_Son
You won the competition to see who has the least interesting life
Congratulations indeed
Mouse Bug
Hey babs what place did he get?
Babababs
He tied for second with Ellie
Ghost Girl
Oh SWEET
Notactuallyanerd
Silver isn’t bad!
Good job!
Mouse Bug
See? You have barely any room to talk!
The_Blood_Son
Barely is still some.
Mouse Bug
I agree with GB
Frick u
Ghost Girl
Mouse Sensei don’t listen to him
He’s just salty cuz’ he lost
The_Blood_Son
I am not salty.
Ghost Girl
Oh really?
Because I am choking on how salty you are rn
Ghost Boy
Ooooooo
Notactuallyanerd
Uh
The_Blood_Son
May I remind you that we both placed second?
You have no right to call me salty.
Ghost Girl
Except that I’m not salty and you are
Wait
Bloodson do you not know what Salty means
The_Blood_Son
It is a flavor
Ghost Girl
No I mean in context
The_Blood_Son
I do not.
Ghost Girl
Oh
Well for your information, you were being salty
Idk how to explain anything correctly go look it up on urban dictionary or something idk
The_Blood_Son
I’ll do that.
Babababs
Anyway, Mouse Bug is in first, Bloodson and Ellie are tied for second
I already told you that much
But you didn’t let me finish
The Kon Man
Sorry babs
Ghost Girl
Whoops
Mouse Bug
Ah yeah
Our bad
Ghost Boy
So!
In third place we have….!
The Kon Man! Congratulations on the bronze!
The Kon Man
Heck yes
Ghost Girl
U deserve it good on u
Notactuallyanerd
How did I place?
Ghost Boy
Uh
Babababs
You lost.
Completely.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Does that mean I’m interesting?
The_Blood_Son
Indeed it does.
Notactuallyanerd
Then I’m ok with it
My Little Robot
I placed in the middle then
I’ll have to do better next time
Double A
Same
Mouse Bug
Heyy it’s getting pretty late here and my parents are telling me to go to bed
Talk to you all later?
Ghost Boy
Sounds good
The_Blood_Son
Sleep well.
Double A
Oh crap
I have an early morning thing tomorrow, I need to sleep too
Babababs
Well you better get to bed then
Ghost Girl
You will be missed
Ghost Boy
Dearly
The Kon Man
Hardy har har
Notactuallyanerd
Hey Ellie wanna go to the park?
Ghost Girl
Why not
Sure
Bye guys
Notes:
AHAHA
WELL THEN
that's overlol sometimes i have SO MUCH to say in the end notes but this time i'm just all worded out ig
dunno what I did to get all worded out but I am
cool thing: I got a new sketchbook today. very excited about that.QUESTION OF THE DAY: What is your favorite ~vibe~
I have so many hnnnnnnnnoh and thanks to everyone on the discord for being great people ily all platonically <3
look forward to some GOOD STUFF next time!
Chapter 32: Newcomer In Amity
Summary:
Jason arrives!
Notes:
Hello my people!
!!!!!
I'm so excited! this chapter itself isn't suuuper exciting, but it's what's coming up that's got me excited, I can't wait to show it to you! If not my precious buffer and posting schedule, I would have already done so lol. What I do for the sake of consistency.
Enjoy the After The Never Have I Ever Stuff!! that game took way too long!!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Oracle and Batman
<Oracle added Robin to the chat>
<Oracle added SuperBoy 2 to the chat>
<Oracle added SuperBoy 1 to the chat>
<Oracle changed the chat name to EXPLANATION>
Oracle
Alright
Here we go
SuperBoy 2
Oh oh oh!
Is this what I think it is??
Robin
It certainly seems so.
SuperBoy 1
Heck yes
Batman
Oracle, what is this?
Oracle
You know that ‘important’ information I’ve been withholding?
Baman
Yes.
Oracle
I’m going to explain
Batman
It’s about time.
SuperBoy 2
Uh, actually
Can it wait, for like an hour?
Ellie and I are at the park right now and I can’t have her reading this over my shoulder
Oracle
Ah right
We’ll come back to this later
Batman
That’s a promise.
Oracle
Sure ok
----------
Groupchat - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
Hey guys
Guess what
<selfie of Sam and Jason grinning at the camera, a greenhouse in the background>
That’s me and Jason btw
For anyone who doesn’t know our respective faces
Friar Tuck
Dude
Am I not invited?
Chaos
You can come over later
For the stolen sword party
PurpleWaffles
Nice
You did remember to bring the picture of me didn’t you?
Zombie_Bird
<Selfie like the one before, but this time Jason is holding up a picture of steph while Sam laughs>
PurpleWaffles
Alright
I’ll take it
Chaos
Anyway that stolen sword party is tomorrow
The Kon Man
What stolen sword party?
MyPalVal
Oh right you weren’t here for that
Jason stole a few of Bloodson’s swords, and we’re gonna have a party because of it
Chaos
Yep that’s what happened
You can’t come though because it’s happening in Amity Park and you’re not in Amity Park
The Kon Man
Guess I’m just going to be sad
Well Tim and I can have our own party
Purple Waffles
Pshh
Ok
Zombie_Bird
Ok so this town seems relatively normal so far
But it has a really weird
vibe is the the only word I can think of to describe it
Friar Tuck
Ha
Amity Park being normal
Funny joke
MyPalVal
Obviously you haven’t tried to say the F-word recently
Zombie_Bird
What
WAIT
I thought you just said that cursing isn't allowed???
Not THIS???
Purple Waffles
Wait what happened
Chaos
Haha
Zombie_Bird
I PHYSICALLY can’t curse!
I’m trying to, but I can’t!
PurpleWaffles
W-what?
Chaos
You can’t curse because some old lady was getting tired of her next door neighbors constantly cursing, so she accidentally w*shed that no one in town would curse anymore or something like that
PurpleWaffles
Did you just censor the word wish?
Also why would that even work???
MyPalVal
People in Amity Park CAN say the word w*sh, but it’s highly frowned upon because things like this happen
Zombie_Bird
I’m so tempted to wish for something right now
Just to see what would happen
Friar Tuck
Most likely nothing, but I wouldn’t risk it
I’ve had wishes gone wrong before, so have Sam and Val
It’s not fun
The Kon Man
Why does anything happen at all??
Chaos
We have a Djinn on the loose
Kinda
Wait is she even on the loose right now?
Friar Tuck
You’d have to ask Ghost Boy
PurpleWaffles
I’m sorry you have a WHAT
Zombie_Bird
Uh
Alright
Why did I come here again
Chaos
We double dog dared you
Zombie_Bird
Fair enough
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yep
IN OTHER NEWS
The other team has access to MDC originals somehow
Zombie_Bird
Wait HWAT
MyPalVal
Oooh aren’t they that up and coming french designer?
I’ve been following their social media for a while now, they’re good
And exclusive
What the frick how did the other team get MDC originals??
Chaos
I don’t usually like mainstream designers, but they’ve made some pretty kick butt goth fashion too
Friar Tuck
Oh I love MDC!
JazzHands
Gotta admit
I like their stuff too
PurpleWaffles
Yeah same
And somehow
The other team has custom team shirts made by them
I saw Bloodson’s with my own two eyes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
If you guys checked the family groupchat
You would know
That MDC is actually on their team
PurpleWaffles
Oh
Oh no
MyPalVal
Welp
Now I’m never gonna have an MDC original
Zombie_Bird
MDC is on their team????
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yep
Which means MDC is either My Little Robot, Double A, Lady Pizza, or their mysterious Teacher.
Zombie_Bird
You know what
I bet it’s the teacher.
Chaos
When is it NOT the teacher
Honestly
MyPalVal
We’ll know someday
The Kon Man
Oh uh
I have to go
Notactuallyanerd and Ellie want something from me
Zombie_Bird
Stay strong
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Where are you?
I can give backup
The Kon Man
No
You’re gonna sleep
SPITEandCAFFEINE
But I slept already
The Kon Man
Not enough
Chaos
Have fun
Don’t let them hurt you
PurpleWaffles
Like they even could
The Kon Man
You’ve never met Ellie
I wouldn’t put it past her to actually hurt me
Friar Tuck
?
PurpleWaffles
Wait like actually?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hate to say, but I agree with Kon
There was something off about her when she jumped me earlier
Chaos
She used to live in Amity Park
Of course she’s weird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
If you say so
The Kon Man
Anyway have a nice time, I’m gonna actually go now
JazzHands
Chaos I’m coming over for cake
And to meet Jason
MyPalVal
I would but I have work
Have fun tho
Zombie_Bird
We’ll try
----------
Direct message between Chaos AND Ghost Boy
Chaos
Hey Danny
Post a selfie of what you’re wearing right now
Ghost Boy
What?
Why??
Chaos
I need to know
Are you or are you not wearing a shirt made by one of your teammates??
Ghost Boy
Yeah?
First of all, how did you know that
Second, why is that at all important to you?
Chaos
Just send the flippin selfie
Ghost Boy
<Selfie of confused Danny in his WDFJ Club shirt>
Chaos
Oh my gosh they weren’t lying
Ghost Boy
Who’s lying about what?
Chaos
You don’t even know what you have
Tuck cares a lot more than me, if he sees that selfie he might actually cry
Ghost Boy
What’s so important about my shirt???
Chaos
That shirt was made by an up and coming french fashion PRODIGY who is notoriously hard to commision
Their public works are few and far between, and each one is coveted by the owner
I only care because they’ve made some sick goth stuff before
Ghost Boy
I- what?
Is this for real?
Chaos
Yeah
They’re called MDC look them up
Ghost Boy
That is the same signature yeah
Wow
I have cool friends
Come to think of it, one of the first conversations I ever had with them was about sewing
They wanted an idea for a jacket
I said stars
Chaos
Danny
DANNY
<very professional picture of a very cool constellation themed jacket>
This is from their insta
Danny I can’t with you right now
Ghost Boy
So THAT’S what they made with my suggestion
Wow
I mean i knew they were good when they made this shirt but I didn’t know they were THAT good
Chaos
You had better not let Paulina see you wearing that
Ghost Boy
Oh no you’re right
Chaos
I’m sending that selfie to Tucker btw
Ghost Boy
Didn’t you say that he might cry tho??
Chaos
Oh he will
And then he’ll have the fire to take you out next time we play
Ghost Boy
Oh no
Would you look at that technus is loose again gotta go!
Chaos
You’re not gonna escape that easily Danny!
Notes:
>:3
heheheNext on CLAG(AOP): MORE SECRETS COME OUT as usual lol
writing this was so nice cuz I was like "Ahhh, I don't have to worry about counting Never Have I Ever points anymore! :D"
For all the people who wanted Jason with Cujo: It's coming I swear lol. I have no notes for this story beyond the actual story so sometimes I'm not great at keeping track of things. I do try. it is coming. I'm excited for it too lolI'm also very excited for a TON OF OTHER STUFF and time needs to move faster so y'all can see it :T
See ya in two weeks!
Chapter 33: Explaination
Summary:
One of the moments you've been waiting for
Notes:
Hi :)
I'm tired :)having a buffer really is nice huh wow.
Not sure about this chapter, but I hope it's enjoyable :DUsername directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - EXPLANATION
SuperBoy 2
Ok I’m back
We can start
Also we have new information to add!
Oracle
Oh?
SuperBoy 1
Glowy glowy
Oracle
That thing that she was going to show you right
SuperBoy
Yeah
As requested, we filmed it
You’ll get to see it in a bit
Oracle
Alright
@Robin @Batman we’re starting
Batman
Good to hear.
Robin
I am here, no need to mention me.
Oracle
Alright alright
Anyway
Explanation time
SuperBoy 2
Yes!!!
Oracle
Robin, you’re the most qualified to talk about how all this started
You begin
Robin
Yes.
I was frustrated with Hood, he had challenged me to beat him in a certain video game, and I was not making any progress toward defeating him.
Months ago, while trying to level up in the game, I came across the best player I had ever seen.
They were much better than Hood in any case.
I decided the best course of action in the long run of beating Hood’s challenge was to ask this player for instruction.
They accepted.
There was another person who had asked the same as I, and thus the groupchat was born.
Mouse Sensei started a groupchat based around our instruction, but it evolved much past that once the other pupil and I had both defeated our challengers.
SuperBoy 2
That’s where we come in!
You see, because Hood and Chaos (that’s the other pupil’s challenger’s screen name (actually Robin didn’t mention the other pupil’s screen name either, it’s Ghost Boy but we shorten it to GB)) were salty about their loss, they gathered their forces and declared war on Robin and GB (and their teacher, but their teacher was and still is a bit of a secret)
Robin, GB, and Mouse Sensei in turn gathered their forces as well, which was me and GB’s sister
Things have escalated and teams have grown over the months
It’s been fun
Batman
While this explains a lot, it’s not what you said this chat was going to explain.
Oracle
Oh yeah right
SuperBoy 2
Don’t worry, this is all vital context!
Oracle
In telling you this, you’re aligned with our team
Btw SuperBoy 1 is a spy for our team so don’t mention him
Batman
Noted.
SuperBoy 1
I haven’t been a part of all this for very long, but it’s been fun so far
Oracle
Anyway, the point of this chat was to talk about GB, and his sister Ellie (screen name Ghost Girl)
Batman
Hmmm.
Oracle
Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl both originally hail from Amity Park, which is how we already know about it and it’s dangers
Oh, and Mouse Sensei hails from Paris
She’s the reason we know about the whole Akuma thing too
Batman
I had wondered about that.
Oracle
Ellie especially loves sharing, and shares quite a lot about herself
And her brother
We know quite a few of their secrets, and honestly, I want to help them out
Goodness knows they deserve it
So we asked if we could tell you about them, and they said yes
that’s what this is for, and don’t worry you’ll still get all of your juicy Amity Park details, kinda hard not to with these stories
Batman
So you’re going to tell me about your new friends, and doing so will answer my questions.
Robin
Essentially, yes.
SuperBoy 2
I’m so excited!
Oracle
Alright, so I’ve compiled what we know about them
#1, they’re not human
At least not anymore
SuperBoy 2
Oh Ellie said that they thought of themselves as half human
They don’t know if that’s physiologically correct though
Oracle
Okay so they’re half human
SuperBoy 1
Yeah and half dead
SuperBoy 2
Ellie’s not dead, she was made this way
Oracle
Ah yes point #2, Ellie is GB’s “failed” clone
Batman
Superboy, what do you mean they’re ‘half dead’?
SuperBoy 1
Oh uh
They’re ghosts
Just like their names imply
Oracle
No we don’t how it’s possible for someone to be half ghost
neither do they tbh
Batman
Hmm.
Oracle
So yeah, they’re ghosts
Which gives them a ton of powers
SuperBoy 2
Ellie was telling us more about her powers this afternoon
There’s a lot of them
SuperBoy 1
As in I’m pretty sure she could take out Superman in under a minute if she really wanted to
Oracle
Really?
I mean, I knew they were powerful, but really?
SuperBoy 1
Yeah, it’s one power she has in particular that’s kinda scary
She could use it to take out any of us in under a minute
And of course the only people with the technology to combat that ability live in Amity Park
Oracle
Amity Park is the only place where you would reasonably need something like that
Oh yeah
Amity Park has a ghost infestation
That’s why it’s off limits
Batman
So you found two friendly, apocalypse threat level people, via online gaming.
Robin
That’s exactly what we did.
Oracle
They’re young teens, we can tell
And they’ve been without conventional adult guidance for as long as they’ve been the way that they are, which is Ellie’s whole life.
Batman
‘Conventional’ adult guidance?
SuperBoy 2
Ellie has mentioned that she has this one adult that she trusts
Robin
Said adult is some sort of omniscient time deity, however.
Batman
I see.
I’ll have to meet with your friends.
SuperBoy 2
Oh! Ellie’s staying at our house, you can come meet her anytime!
And bring Robin with you, they need to meet in person
Batman
Tell your dad that we’ll be over tomorrow afternoon.
SuperBoy 2
This is gonna be so great
Robin
I’m inclined to agree.
SuperBoy 2
I’m telling Ellie that you guys are gonna meet tomorrow!
SuperBoy 1
Oh joy
Oracle
I’ll settle for watching this chaos unfold from afar
Notes:
ehehehe they knoooooow
haha just looked, next chapter is gonna be fun! Things are speeding up!!
once again, thank y'all for being so great, honestly.
question of the day: Flying or breathing underwater? I'm flying all the way.
Chapter 34: 2 out of 3
Summary:
Danny and Ellie are about to be privy to some (more) sensitive information!
Notes:
Ah oh gosh
it's this chapter ahha
Very excited about this one! it was great while I was writing it, and I hope you guys will think it's great too! another moment you guys have been waiting for, so I hope the delivery is as good as it can be over text!oh other cool thing that has nothing to do with the story but that I'm excited about: I'm taking horse riding lessons now! I finally get to be a horse girl :D!
ok as you were
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
HELLO AND GOOD MORNING
Mouse Bug
It’s been morning over here for awhile
Ghost Girl
Exciting news: I’m meeting Bloodson in person today
And learning his irl name so that should be fun
I’m not sure if I’m ever going to be able to call him anything other than Bloodson tho
Ghost Boy
That IS exciting!
On the other hand I’m meeting Zombie_Bird today
Notactuallyanerd
Good luck
The Kon Man
Eh you’ll be fine
Mouse Bug
I have exciting news too!
Ghost Girl
Oh?
Mouse Bug
Remember a while back that meeting I went to?
Babababs
I remember
Mouse Bug
We’re meeting with them again!
We must have made the impression we wanted to
Double A
And what a relief that is
Babababs
Huh
Ok
Mouse Bug
This time it’s gonna be a heck of a lot less formal though
I think
So we should be fine
My Little Robot
I would have been fine either way
Mouse Bug
I envy your lack of social anxiety
Ghost Boy
Oh same
Ghost Girl
I've never been social enough to have social anxiety
The_Blood_Son
I’m fairly certain that it does not work that way
Ghost Girl
I wouldn’t know
Mouse Bug
Luckyyyyy
Ghost Boy
Oh hey
Ellie
You filmed the thing?
Ghost Girl
!!!
Glowy glowy!!
I did film it yeah
Babababs
Oh goodie
Double A
What’s Glowy glowy?
The Kon Man
Havoc on my retinas
Notactuallyanerd
It’s a heart-stopping display of power
Ghost Girl
You did NOT
Ghost Boy
I like that one, can I use it?
Notactuallyanerd
Sure!
Babababs
Can we see it now?
Mouse Bug
This is only making me more curious
Ghost Girl
Alright alright
<video attachment, Ellie center frame. She jumps, and a bright white light washes over her, leaving most of her colors negative, and a pale glow. She winks at the camera with now-green eyes, you can hear Jon and Kon yelling off frame>
The Kon Man
I’m not sure what I expected glowy glowy to be, but it wasn’t that
Frickin surprising in person
Notactuallyanerd
Well I think it’s AWESOME
Ghost Girl
I also think it’s awesome!
Babababs
Wow
That’s actually really cool
The_Blood_Son
I look forward to seeing it in person.
Ghost Girl
HEck yes
Ghost Boy
Paris people?
Any reaction?
Mouse Bug
Uh
It’s not my reaction that’s important
Ghost Boy
?
Mouse Bug
Hang on
Ghost Boy
So Mouse just invited me to another groupchat, see you guys back here in a bit?
Ghost Girl
Just got the same invite
Notactuallyanerd
That’s weird
The Kon Man
Yeah, really weird
Babababs
Leave em to it
They’ll explain when they get back
The_Blood_Son
They might not, you never know
This group does tend to have quite a lot of secrets sometimes
Notactuallyanerd
All the time you mean
Babababs
True
The_Blood_Son
I have to wonder what Mouse Sensei meant when she said it wasn’t her reaction that mattered…
Notactuallyanerd
Not like any of us are any stranger to vague comments
The Kon Man
Whatever
We’ll know more when they come back anyway
It’s how much more that we don’t know
The_Blood_Son
I shall also take my leave, at least until the others return
Father is calling me for something.
Notactuallyanerd
See you soon!
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GROUPCHAT - Hey what the frick
<Mouse Bug added Ghost Boy to the chat>
<Mouse Bug added Ghost Girl to the chat>
<Mouse Bug added Double A to the chat>
<Mouse Bug added My Little Robot to the chat>
Ghost Boy
Um
Mouse?
Why?
Mouse Bug
The video
Ghost Girl
What about the video?
What’s so wrong with it that you had to make an entire groupchat?
Mouse Bug
Nothing’s wrong with it!
Double A
Yeah, I thought it was really cool
My Little Robot
As did I
Ghost Girl
So what’s with the new GC?
Mouse Bug
Um
So GB, you wouldn’t happen to time travel more often?
Like, more than just that one time
Ghost Boy
I have, yeah
Seriously what is this about
Mouse Bug
Your guys’ ghost forms look similar too?
Ghost Boy
I mean
Ellie IS my clone
So
Ghost Girl
Though the Froot Loop did make my suit a little weird for literally no reason
I fixed that though
Mouse Bug
So you wouldn’t happen to be “The Great Green Guardian”
“The Herald Of Peace”
“The Tyrant’s Bane”
“The Child Savior”
“The Spirit Of Hope”
Would you?
Ghost Girl
Good grief how many titles do you HAVE??
Ghost Boy
Mouse
Why do you know so many of my arbitrary titles
Mouse Bug
So that IS you!
Double A
I honestly wasn’t expecting it to actually be you
Mouse Bug
This is one heck of a coincidence
My Little Robot
This is one of the most statistically improbable things I have ever seen
Ghost Girl
Pffffffff
Ghost Boy
No Mouse
I’m pretty sure that NO LIVING PERSON knows a few of those
Like what the HECK
Mouse Bug
Um
Ghost Girl
And she even missed a few lol
Double A
You have MORE??
Ghost Girl
Oh yeah
He’s got some super recently too
He attracts them like FLIES
Ghost Boy
Ellie.
Ghost Girl
*Ghost Boy’s Real Name*.
Mouse Bug
Wow
Ghost Boy
So how DID you find those?
Mouse Bug
Uh
Tikki told me about them
Ghost Boy
Oh
OH
WAIT WHAT THE-
Ghost Girl
TALK ABOUT STATISTICLLY IMPROBABLY
My Little Robot
It’s Statistical improbability
Ghost Girl
Do I look like I care
My Little Robot
No idea, I can’t see your face
Ghost Girl
<Picture of Ellie, human form, an unimpressed look on her face>
My Little Robot
No, it doesn’t look like you care
Ghost Girl
Thank you
Ghost Boy
Mouse, you’re the new Ladybug???
Mouse Bug
I
I am yeah
Every Parisian in this chat is a miraculous holder
It’s not EVERY miraculous holder of course!
That’d be ridiculous, most of them don’t even know you guys
Though I bet they’d love to, you guys are great!
Ghost Boy
MOUSE
Slow down
Mouse Bug
Sorry
Ghost Boy
It’s fine
Just
Slower please
Double A
Maybe I could…?
Mouse Bug
Go ahead
Double A
Alright so uh
We’re miraculous holders!
I’m the Cat holder, Mouse is the Ladybug holder, and Robot is the Horse holder
Mouse Bug
My name on here is Mouse because I have a second Identity holding the Mouse miraculous
Ghost Boy
Oh COOL
The Mouse one is the duplication one, right?
Mullo?
Mouse Bug
Mullo is happy that you remember him :)
Ghost Girl
Aww
Adorable
WAIT this means my chances of meeting a Kwamii just shot through the roof!!!
My Little Robot
I can confirm
Double A
I’m sure that Plagg would love to meet you if you brought him cheese
Ghost Girl
I would love to bring him cheese
What kind does he like?
Double A
He’s reading over my shoulder, and is very happy
And he likes camembert
Ghost Girl
It’s on my list :)
Mouse Bug
Well that’s nice
Ghost Boy
Ellie’s been waiting to meet a Kwamii for a long time lol
Mouse Bug
There are a few more things we need to talk about though
Ghost Boy
Fire away
Mouse Bug
So uh
I’m the current grand guardian of the Miracle Box
Ghost Boy
Mouse
You’re like, fifteen at the oldest, right?
Mouse Bug
Yeah
Ghost Boy
I always hated those uptight guardian people
>:(
Please tell me you had a choice?
Mouse Bug
Um
Not really
Ghost Girl
Well frick them
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Double A
The guy was kind of a jerk to us in that regard
And now he’s given himself amnesia, so we can’t learn anything new really
We were thinking that you might know some stuff about the miraculous
And that you could maybe help Mouse a little
Ghost Boy
Well I myself am not so great with technical magic
BUT! I DO actually have those books I was talking about
We could send them over to you maybe?
Mouse Bug
You guys are the BEST
And sending it could be dangerous, those books are supposed to be really old, right?
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Mouse Bug
We could just send Pegasus (Robot) over to get them using his portals
You up for that right now?
My Little Robot
I should be
Ghost Boy
That should work
I’ll gather the books and then DM you the pick up coords
My Little Robot
I look forward to meeting you
Ghost Boy
Same here
Ghost Girl
Lucky
Double A
Lucky
Ghost Boy
Ellie, you already met Jon
Let me meet Robot in peace
Double A
I haven’t met anybody yet!
Ghost Boy
Yeah you’re allowed to be envious
Double A
Lucky :(
Mouse Bug
Those books should be a big help though, thank you so much GB!
Ghost Boy
You’re welcome!
Those old things are just collecting dust here anyway
It’s better they be in a place where they can be used
Double A
That’s true
Ghost Girl
Oh, I have to go, Bloodson and his dad are getting here soon OwO
Ghost Boy
Please don’t use that emote
Ghost Girl
I’m going to use it every time I greet you from here on out just to spite you owO
Mouse Bug
You should have expected that
Ghost Boy
I really should have yeah
Well anyway, I too, have books to gather
Mouse Bug
Bye!
My Little Robot
See you soon
Double A
I’m going to go reassure the rest of The WDFJ Club that we aren’t dead
Mouse Bug
Good idea
Notes:
THE AMITY PEOPLE NOW KNOW TWO OUT OF THREE OF THE BIG SECRETS! one of them being their own, obviously. by that logic they're the LAST to know two of the three big secrets, actually. haha, I hadn't thought about that until just now!
I'm very tempted to write the meeting between Danny and Pegasus, as well as the Kwamii's reactions as actual pieces, but we'll have to wait to see if I actually get around to doing that lol. The actual meeting isn't for another few chapters timeline wise anyway. before that, we have more secrets to spill! so look forward to that!
ANOTHER big thanks to everyone who reads this! you and your support mean the world to me!!
Chapter 35: A Name and a Story
Summary:
People people meet and people talk
wow I am bad at summaries
Notes:
oHO ok so I thought this was going to be a different thing than it is, but at least it means that I have more chapters in my buffer than I thought right? Well it's cool anyway... I hope.
Well this might not be the chapter you were waiting for, but I have something else for you! Tomorrow is a special occasion, special enough that if you look, this fic is now the first in a series! I've finally done something I've wanted to do almost since I started writing this. You'll have to wait till tomorrow to find out exactly what I'm talking about, but I'm sure a few of you can guess! I've been excited for this all week, so I hope you guys like it when it comes!
Onto the chapter!!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Double A
Uh
We’re fine!
Just letting everyone know!
Babababs
Good
What was that about, if I may ask?
Mouse Bug
You may not ask
Babababs
Fair enough
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GROUPCHAT - Explanation
Oracle
Hey, when (not if) we tell the Ghost siblings
Can we do it over chat? To be all inclusive?
Robin
Well we can’t use this chat
We’d have to start in a chat with our civilian screen names, and then maybe move here later.
Oracle
Well yes
But I mean telling them at the same time
SuperBoy 1
I don’t see a problem with that
Robin
I nominate that we still exclude those not in The WDFJ Club, however.
SuperBoy 2
Seconded!
SuperBoy 1
Thirded!
Oracle
Fourthed
Batman
I was planning to do it over chat anyway.
Oracle
Well then that’s great, we’re all in agreement!
Robin
So you are planning to already then.
You’ve only been in Ellie’s presence for ten minutes!
SuperBoy 2
I know
It’s great
SuperBoy 1
She just has that effect on people
SuperBoy 2
Weren’t you super sus of her when you first met her?
SuperBoy 1
In my defence I had no background
Oracle
Fair
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Direct message between Ghost Boy and My Little Robot
My Little Robot
Unfortunately something has come up
I should be able to come for the books in a few hours
Ghost Boy
Oh no problem
Here’s the coords for when you do come
*Coordinates of Danny’s room*
My Little Robot
Thank you
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
I don’t know what I was expecting your name to be
But that wasn’t it
The_Blood_Son
Is there anything wrong with my name?
Ghost Girl
No
It’s just not at all what I was expecting
The_Blood_Son
Well what were you expecting my name to be?
Ghost Girl
Just said I didn’t know
But If i had to say
James
Or something like that
The Kon Man
Wow you were way off
Ghost Girl
I know right?
Mouse Bug
I’m so curious now
Ghost Boy
Right???
Hah
Just asked Zombie_Bird about your name and he tried to flip me off
All he managed to do was raise his ring finger
He’s yelling now
The_Blood_Son
I suppose there is no longer any harm in you all knowing my name
What with only the Parisians and GB left out of the loop
Mouse Bug
Why couldn’t he flip you off?
Ghost Boy
Name???
The_Blood_Son
My name is Damian.
Mouse Bug
That’s a nice name!
Ghost Boy
It is actually
Double A
Hmmm….
The Kon Man
Wait why couldn’t he flip you off?
Ghost Boy
Due to a wish gone wrong, no one in town can swear
Like we all physically cannot
And that includes rude gestures
The Kon Man
Oh gosh that must be torture for him lol
Ghost Boy
Haven’t been around him that long and even I can tell
He’s trying so hard
Ah frick
I heard an explosion
That’s not usually a good thing
I’m going to go check on that
Mouse Bug
Good luck!
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Zombie_Bird
Man you really weren’t lying about the dead roaming the streets thing
Friar Tuck
I was not no
PurpleWaffles
Wait WHAT
Zombie_Bird
I had seen one or two ghosts in the first few hours of being here, but this was my first real ghost attack
Man people here are really nonchalant about the undead huh
Chaos
I mean they’ll run screaming from an attacking ghost, but that’s just etiquette at this point
Otherwise it’s just the way it is
Zombie_Bird
It’s like Gotham, only the crime rate is really frickin low
And the casualty numbers are also really frickin low
How
MyPalVal
Well I mean no one wants to kill anyone, because the chance of them coming back for revenge with superpowers is really frickin high and has happened before
PurpleWaffles
Oh my gosh really?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That sounds like an absolute nightmare
JazzHands
That’s why we’re grateful people stopped trying to kill each other
MyPalVal
Especially you yeah
PurpleWaffles
?
Why especially her?
JazzHands
We touched a little on it before, but my parents are actually our town’s “official” ghost hunters
PurpleWaffles
Ah I see
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Why is Official in quotation marks?
Chaos
Ha
Zombie_Bird
Oh yeah
Because two teens do their job better than they do
PurpleWaffles
Um
What
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What two teens?
The Kon Man
Wait
Wait a second
I feel like Ellie and Notactuallyanerd were talking about this
Zombie_Bird
One of the teens is dead though so I have no idea how long he’s been a teen
But he’s a ghost who chases the other ghosts away
JazzHands
Actually, there’s a club at our school that’s found reports of a spirit that matches his description found all around the world, throughout history.
Zombie_Bird
Oh so he’s been around for a LONG time then
MyPalVal
That’s the running theory
PurpleWaffles
First of all that’s incredibly cool
Second of all, who's the second teen?
The not-dead one?
Chaos
Well there are some theories that she’s also actually a ghost so
It’s not certain
But yeah, there’s a teen girl who rides around on a hoverboard catching ghosts with the ghost teen
She actually had it out for him too until a few months ago when they reached some sort of truce
JazzHands
Thank goodness
It was starting to get annoying, watching them fight
MyPalVal
You know, I almost liked it
Not sad to see it go though
PurpleWaffles
ooOOooh DRAMA
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m more concerned about the fact that Z saw a teen girl fighting a horde of the undead almost alone and thought it was ok
MyPalVal
You obviously haven’t seen her in action
Chaos
Or tried to hunt a ghost
Zombie_Bird
You know what I’m going to side with the native Amityites on this one
I would NOT want to get between that girl and the ghosts
MyPalVal
Haha
The Kon Man
Just asked Ellie, apparently that teen’s name is “The Red Huntress”
PurpleWaffles
Are you kidding me?
Zombie_Bird
It does fit
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Any idea why Red is such a popular word to have in an alias?
Zombie_Bird
I dunno SPITE
Why is it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I don’t know Zombie why is it
PurpleWaffles
Ok but for real
Why
Chaos
She didn’t pick her own name
The media named her
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ahh
PurpleWaffles
Ahh
Zombie_Bird
Ahh
The Kon Man
Ahh
MyPalVal
Yep
And we all know that the media isn’t the best at naming things
The Kon Man
Don’t we know it
Chaos
In fact!
When our more ghostly protector showed up, before Red Huntress was a thing, the media nicknamed him Invis-o-Bill
PurpleWaffles
Oh my gosh that’s terrible
Zombie_Bird
Well he definitely isn’t called that now so he must have done something about it
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well wouldn’t you?
The Kon Man
I would
If I had been given something that terrible
MyPalVal
He’s usually incredibly mysterious in the public’s eye
Except for when anyone calls him Invis-o-Bill, because he will set the record straight, mysteriousness be darned.
PurpleWaffles
So what’s his name?
Zombie_Bird
From what I’ve heard, his name is Phantom, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Much better than Invis-o-Bill
PurpleWaffles
Agreed
MyPalVal
Idk I think it would have been pretty funny if he’d just stuck with the name the media gave him
Chaos
Yeah
Friar Tuck
Serves him right
PurpleWaffles
What did he do?
Friar Tuck
A lot lol
MyPalVal
Like you haven’t done just as much to him
Chaos
More, even
Recently
Friar Tuck
True true
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We seem to be missing some context
PurpleWaffles
We do indeed
Chaos
Suffer then
PurpleWaffles
So we’re not getting context
JazzHands
No
Not yet
But judging by our track record, you might eventually.
FriarTuck
What do you mean?
JazzHands
All I’m saying is that anyone who gets close to this circle at all is given context eventually
As long as they’re not parental figures
Examples are Val and I.
Chaos
You do have a point
MyPalVal
Yep.
What with Jason being around you guys a lot all of today there’s no way he won’t get the context eventually
I give it three days, tops.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well now I’m intrigued
PurpleWaffles
Same
This “context” sounds mysterious and I want in
Zombie_Bird
Apparently I will be
Come on over and you might too
PurpleWaffles
If I could I would!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We got off track
I think you were about to tell us about the attack from earlier
Zombie_Bird
Ah right
The Ghost Attack: An Outside Perspective
The amity people can give their opinions too
Chaos
Your permission is appreciated if unnecessary
Zombie_Bird
You’re welcome
Anyway
It started with explosions, green ones
The entirety of the smoke was green, not just bits of it either
PurpleWaffles
O-okay
Weird
MyPalVal
What isn’t, in this town
JazzHands
I was trying to think of something but honestly couldn’t
Zombie_Bird
The locals were fleeing and screaming and all that
But they didn’t look scared?
Chaos
Screaming is good etiquette when running from danger
It lets others know that they should probably use a different road
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I feel like the unnatural green smoke and explosions would have tipped them off
FriarTuck
There’s not always stuff like that
Especially with things like our Djinn-on-the-loose
Her stuff isn’t usually so flashy until you get close
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah
Gotcha
Zombie_Bird
The attacking ghost looked like a buff robot with frickin skinny legs
And a flaming green mohawk
PurpleWaffles
There are no words
*why*
Chaos
His name is Skulker, and we all hate him
Zombie_Bird
We didn’t run away like everyone else because Chaos said we had to watch
Chaos
Not like you wouldn’t have have watched anyway
Zombie_Bird
True
The Red Huntress girl showed up first, screaming bloody murder
To the ghost’s credit, he didn’t flinch
He did try and nab her with what looked like a net
But it was a net made for ghosts so it didn’t do much against her
PurpleWaffles
I thought some people thought she was a ghost though?
MyPalVal
Yeah they’re wrong
PurpleWaffles
Gotcha
Zombie_Bird
So that’s when Phantom showed up
He made a few puns
Sucked the other ghost up into what looked like a thermos
And then both he and the girl left
After that, people started coming back to the area again
PurpleWaffles
That’s
A little odd yeah
But I mean Gotham is weird too
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hey
Weren’t we going to get to see pictures of a dog?
PurpleWaffles
Yeah!
Bring out the pup!
Zombie_Bird
Yeah tho dog was already gone by the time I got there
PurpleWaffles
Nooooo
Zombie_Bird
He only really listens to GB though so I’m out of luck till I meet him
Chaos
Which you will soon
We’re heading over to his house next
Zombie_Bird
The one with the hole in the world in it’s basement?
Chaos
That’s the one
Zombie_Bird
Well this should be fun
MyPalVal
Meet you there
I’m with GB rn, we’re coming
Chaos
Good good
PurpleWaffles
You had better not forget dog pictures, Jason
Zombie_Bird
I won’t
I would have taken them even without you telling me
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Have fun
Don’t die
Zombie_Bird
I make no promises
Notes:
A name reveal and a story from Jason, hence the title of the chapter :) man I'm so creative. Next chapter is going to be called 3 out of 3, if you know what I mean! :D but before then tomorrow has to happen and seriously guys I am SO EXCITED
You all are the reason I'm able to do this!!! Thank you all SO MUCH for being here with me! we made it to 50K WORDS!!! I never thought anything I ever wrote would get this long, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Chapter 36: 3 out of 3
Summary:
The Ghost siblings KNOW
Notes:
ohoHO you know what this is!!!! I've been waiting for this for so long, and I bet you guys have too! ahhhhh this has just been sitting in the google doc for too long, I've wanted to chat with people on the discord about it but I kept having to tell myself "BAD Rosie! that's spoilers!" SO NOW I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE MUAHAHAH
Have fun with the chapter!!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Top Secret
Babababs added B to the chat
Babababs added The_Blood_Son to the chat
Babababs added Notactuallyanerd to the chat
Babababs added The Kon Man to the chat
Babababs added SuperDad to the chat
Babababs
I decided to take the liberty of creating the chat
Don’t worry about it’s security, by the way
No one is getting in here unless I invite them
B
Good.
Babababs added Ghost Boy to the chat
Babababs added Ghost Girl to the chat
Ghost Boy
Man what is it with the mysterious groupchat invitations today?
Notactuallyanerd
Oh yeah
The Parisians made one too didn’t they
Ghost Girl
Yeah but that one was called “Hey What The Frick”
This one is called “Top Secret” so I’m more excited about this one
Ghost Boy
Idk the other one was pretty cool
Ghost Girl
But
Top Secret GB
Top Secret
Ghost Boy
Spooky
SuperDad
So you must be Ellie’s brother?
Ghost Boy
Yea
Who’re you?
Notactuallyanerd
He’s my dad!
SuperDad
It’s nice to meet you!
Ghost Boy
Oh cool!
Thanks for letting Ellie stay with you for the past
Huh it’s been awhile hasn’t it
Ghost Girl
Frickin best time of my life tho
The_Blood_Son
I can imagine,
Compared to the stories you’ve told us.
Ghost Girl
Ikr?
SuperDad
Happy to be of some help!
B
We should use this chat for its intended purpose.
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah who’s this person?
The_Blood_Son
He is my father.
Ghost Boy
Oh cool
The one Ellie met today?
Ghost Girl
Yup
Ghost Boy
So what is this chat’s “intended purpose”
Babababs
You wanted to know our secrets right
Ghost Boy
Yeah
Babababs
And we said that you could only do that by getting permission from bloodson's dad
Ghost Girl
Oooh
I get it now
Given the chat name, I’m guessing we passed some sort of invisible test?
B
You could say that.
Ghost Boy
Sweet
Babababs
So we get to tell you what’s up with us now
Notactuallyanerd
Yes!!!!
I’m very excited for this
Ghost Girl
Me too
Now I can finally stop fighting my snooping instinct!
Notactuallyanerd
Oh yeah you mentioned that before
SuperDad
What?
Ghost Girl
It’s like I can smell the secrets here almost
I’ve exercised some self control and haven’t gone looking for what I know is there
SuperDad
Thank you?
Babababs
Ok
We should really get started
Ghost Boy
Keeping us on track even outside of the normal server
We can always count on you, Babs
Babababs
You got that right
Notactuallyanerd
So how do we do this?
Babababs
Can I do the honors?
B
Go ahead.
They are your friends, after all.
Babababs
Sweet
So you know how some of us live in Gotham, yeah?
And some of us live in Metropolis?
Ghost Boy
If this is going where I think it’s going
What are the chances
Ghost Girl
The words of the day are “Statistical improbability”
Ghost Boy
Right?
Babababs
What?
Where do you think this is going?
Ghost Boy
Were you
By any chance
Going to tell us that you’re superheroes and or vigilantes for your respective cities?
Babababs
I
Yes
Yes I was
Ghost Girl
YOOOOOOOO
The_Blood_Son
How did you predict that?
Ghost Boy
Previous association
Also massive coincidence leading me to think about it
Notactuallyanerd
:D
Ghost Girl
Jon
Jon you’re super boy right
The younger one?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah!
Ghost Girl
WE CAN GO FLYING TOGETEHR
The_Blood_Son
That possibility was one of his driving motivations in getting clearance to tell you.
Ghost Girl
Really?? :D
Notactuallyanerd
Kinda
Ghost Girl
Heck Yes
Ghost Boy
So
Because it’s fun
I wanna try and guess who the rest of you are
The Kon Man
Well
It shouldn’t be *that* hard
Babababs
Shoot for the moon
Ghost Boy
Ok so @B is Batman yeah
Otherwise we wouldn’t have to specifically get his permission
@SuperDad is superman, given that he’s Jon’s dad and also the Metropolis adult supervision
Ha
Ghost Girl
That was sneaky
Ghost Boy
(:
Ghost Girl
Hnnnnn no
Babababs
Well you’re right so far
What about me and Kon Man?
Ghost Boy
Well Kon Man is the older Superboy, 100%
The Kon Man
You got me
Ghost Boy
But you, Babs
You’re a bit harder
There seems to be waaay more bats than Supers
I don’t know how old you are either
Babababs
I’ll give you a pass on me
I do behind the scenes stuff with the name “Oracle”
Ghost Boy
ohh ok
Super cool
Ghost Girl
Stop
Ghost Boy
I’m guessing your friends on the other team are also a part of this?
The_Blood_Son
You would be right.
Ghost Boy
Oh boy that’s
SPITEandCAFFEINE, Zombie_Bird, and PurpleWaffles
Babababs
It is
Ghost Girl
Good luck brother :)
Ghost Boy
Thanks
So PurpleWaffles is probably BatGirl, because purple
Babababs
Correct!
Ghost Boy
Zombie_Bird is probably Red Hood, given the name Zombie_Bird and the rumors that Red Hood is the resurrected second Robin
Babababs
Also correct!
Ghost Boy
Oh gosh I’m so sorry
Babababs
?
About what?
Ghost Boy
I forgot about Bloodson
Babababs
OH
Whoops
Ghost Girl
PFFFFF YES
The_Blood_Son
An unforgivable crime.
Ghost Boy
You’re Robin, right? The newest one?
The_Blood_Son
Let me correct you, the best Robin.
Ghost Boy
Well I mean
You’re the only Robin on our team
So yeah that checks out
The_Blood_Son
It’s good that you can see sense.
Babababs
I can see him
He’s smiling at his phone
Don’t buy his cold act
Notactuallyanerd
Awww
Ghost Girl
~friendship~
The_Blood_Son
I will end all three of you
Only GB is safe!
Ghost Boy
Wow thanks
But didn’t you say that forgetting you was “an unforgivable crime”?
The_Blood_Son
That’s an entirely different issue.
Ghost Boy
Of course it is
Babababs
GB what about SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ghost Boy
Oh right
Uhhh the only three left that i can think of are NIghtwing, Red Robin, and Signal
I don’t think he’s nightwing because he’s def not the oldest
That Dick guy was the oldest, right?
Bet that’s him
Babababs
You’re good at this
Ghost Boy
Yeah between Red Robin and Signal I have no idea
Notactuallyanerd
SPITEandCAFFEINE is Red Robin
You haven’t met Signal yet!
B
That’s enough for now.
Preferably, we’d like to meet with both of you in person to discuss most things.
Ghost Girl
I mean
I met you
B
Your brother hasn’t.
Ghost Boy
We have a ghost friend who can open portals as long as he either has been there before or knows the coordinates
We could set up a meeting point
B
And this friend is someone you trust?
Ghost Boy
A lot yeah
B
We can determine that at a later date, but it sounds like a good possibility.
Babababs
Ah yes
Our guests
Ghost Boy
Gonna go process
Bye
Ghost Girl
Jon we’re going flying as soon as we’re able
Notactuallyanerd
Seconded
The Kon Man
I’m coming too
Ghost Girl
Not if we ditch you
The Kon Man
Rude!
Notes:
Well hello! REVEAL AT LAST HAHAHAHAH!!!!
This took me awhile to write because Bruce is always so hard to write. he's barely here, but he's PRESENT for the entire thing! I would probably have an easier time writing him when NOT in chat format, but how is Bruce supposed to text?? how??? I have no idea, so I hope my ~characterization instincts~ are enough in this case. same with Superman, really. I'm not as familiar with his character as I should be, which is odd because I've consumed more than enough Superman media to get a handle on his character. maybe his personality is just elusive? I don't know.
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT I NEED TO BUFF MY BUFFER! i have enough that I'm not overly worried, but NOW is the time to suggest things you want to see! also to remind me of plot threads I may have forgotten about! I write without an outline, or any notes whatsoever, so there's a high chance I have forgotten something. Yes I need better writing habits. I know. so that's The Question Of The Day! what do you want to see in the fic???? it's a chat fic, so the plot is really malleable lol.
see ya in two weeks!
Chapter 37: The First Battle In A While
Summary:
uhhh they fight. online.
Notes:
As promised! A CHAPTER!!!!
haha
ha
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
In celebration of something
I wanna fight
Ghost Girl
But NAAN and I are busy :/
Chaos
Then don’t be busy
Simple
Ghost Girl
>:/
LadyPizza
Sounds fun :D
PurpleWaffles
Oh no it’s you
LadyPizza
It’s me :)
Zombie_Bird
Well I mean
We’re not technically busy right now
Yeah we can battle
DoubleA
I can play too
Just not for too long
We have an early morning tomorrow
Ghost Boy
Fair enough
Notactuallyanerd
Oooh I think I know what we’re celebrating
Ghost Girl
Actually you only know half of the reason
Notactuallyanerd
Really?
Ghost Girl
Yeah :)
Notactuallyanerd
What's the other half???
Ghost Girl
It’s a secret
Ghost Boy
Ha
Notactuallyanerd
WOW ok
Ghost Girl
Don’t worry, knowing this group it’s only a matter of time until you know
The_Blood_Son
That has certainly ended up true in every other case, hasn’t it?
Zombie_Bird
Hey uh
Demon spawn?
What do you mean by that?
Ghost Boy
He’s not wrong though
Chaos
GB what does that mean
LadyPizza
LOBBY 5 SNOWY MOUNTAINS :D
FriarTuck
Saved by the bell
Or, ya know, equivalent thereof
----------
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Boy
So I was going to suggest vc
But then I realized that Zombie_Brid is in the next room
And I really don’t put it past him to eavesdrop on me
The_Blood_Son
A wise choice.
The Kon Man
Guess we’ll have to go old school for this one
Double A
You’re fighting on the other team anyway?
The Kon Man
You’re right
I am
Mouse Bug
Good thing you were reminded before the fighting actually got started, huh
The Kon Man
Very
Ghost Girl
Wow our whole espionage thing just almost fell apart huh
Ghost Boy
Looks like!
Notactuallyanerd
Not sure I would have forgiven you
The Kon Man
Ok I didn’t actually though!
Mouse Bug
But you could have!
My Little Robot
A near tragedy
The_Blood_Son
Pathetic.
The Kon Man
Chaos and Waffles are planning on doing a pincer attack on GB and LadyPizza, just a heads up
Ghost Boy
See this is why we need our espionage!
The_Blood_Son
Exactly.
The Kon Man
Oh come on!
----------
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
PurpleWaffles
Ok but after this battle
Jason
Zombie_Bird
What??
PurpleWaffles
Show dog
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Show dog!
The Kon Man
Show dog!
Chaos
Pff
Zombie_Bird
Oh
Oh right
I gotta show you the dog
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Something wrong with the dog, Jason?
Zombie_Bird
Uh
No
PurpleWaffles
That’s a very suspicious answer, Jason.
The Kon Man
Show us the dog, Jason.
Zombie_Bird
You know what?
Sure
Just you know,
After we’re done kicking our friends butts
MyPalVal
Naturally
PurpleWaffles
Hey
Hey Chaos
Let's do a pincer on GB and that Pizza person
I don’t like her
Chaos
Yeah she has weird vibes
Let's do it
The Kon Man
Hmmmm
----------
Groupchat - WAR MEETING
Chaos
I hate you all
HOW
LadyPizza
How what :)
Chaos
How do you all keep doing things like this??
Ghost Girl
Like what :)
Zombie_Bird
You know what.
Ghost Boy
Do we though :)
PurpleWaffles
AHHHHHHHH
Frick you, PIzza.
I’ll get my revenge one of these days!!
LadyPizza
Not so sure about that ;D
PurpleWaffles
@Chaos next time, next time for sure
Chaos
Definitely
Notactuallyanerd
That was fun though, you gotta admit!
We haven’t had a battle in a while!
The_Blood_Son
Indeed we had not
I truly am glad that our return to the battlefield was victorious.
Ghost Boy
That feels like you’re haming it up, even for you
The_Blood_Son
#15
Ghost Boy
Lhkafsakjsjd I WAS DOING SO WELL
Chaos
Ahh, little pleasures
Babababs
You said it
Ghost Boy
BABS YOU’RE ON MY TEAM
Ghost Girl
So am I
And I gotta say
Little pleasures
The Kon Man
You have to admit
Ghost Boy
I admit nothing
Zombie_Bird
Pretty sure we could find a way for you to confess
It’s funny
Notactuallyanerd
Oh wow ominous
Ghost Boy
Actually sure that nothing you could do would make me confess anything
Zombie_Bird
Is that a challenge
Ghost Boy
No
It’s a fact :)
LadyPizza
Oooooooooooh! :3
Zombie_Bird
I’m in your house
Ghost Boy
I know
Ghost Girl
I am cackling right now
Notactuallyanerd
I’m worried about both of your safety
Please don’t fight (IRL)
Zombie_Bird
Both of our safety??
PurpleWaffles
Yeah no
I would be worried about GB if he wasn’t on the opposing team
But I’m not worried about Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Same
Also Zombie_Bird
Dog
Zombie_Bird
Yeah yeah in a sec
Gotta catch GB right now
Ghost Boy
Actually just realized that this is a bad time
Mayhaps could we reschedule this?
Zombie_Bird
What?
Chaos
Why is it a bad time?
As far as I know you have nothing else going on
And I have access to your schedule
Ghost Boy
Yeah, as far as you know
I have something going on that you don’t know about :3
LadyPizza
Get em, sneaky boii >:)
Ghost Girl
I’m so proud of you
MyPalVal
What could you possibly have going on??
PurpleWaffles
Oh subtle BURN
Ghost Boy
Sneaky stuff
Cuz I’m sneaky now haha
Notactuallyanerd
Wait no I’m confused too
This doesn’t have anything to do with earlier, does it?
The_Blood_Son
It shouldn’t.
Ghost Boy
Oh, no it doesn’t
MyLittleRobot
I need his help with something
We’ve already put it off for several hours
Babababs
Oh?
MyLittleRobot
It’s not tech related, and that’s all any of you are going to get
The_Blood_Son
Any of us?
Double A
It’s a personal matter
But if things go the way that they’re going
The WDFJ Club will know eventually
Ghost Girl
The WDFJ Club shall know all
Notactuallyanerd
Now that you’ve said that, watch us become an international information network
LadyPizza
Were we not already that?? >;)
Ghost Boy
True
PurpleWaffles
Okay a little scared now
Babs confirm or deny
Babababs
Confirm
Zombie_Bird
Darn
MyPalVal
???????
Chaos
Wow.
Ghost Boy
Okay gotta take care of that thing bye
Chaos
Bye I guess
Babababs
Have fun!
Notactuallyanerd
Good luck?
LadyPizza
They already have all the luck they need ;)
Notes:
SO
uhhh.... I only have one chapter left in my buffer :| Whoops. Well! as I said last time! if you have anything you want me to do, please tell me now, and maybe I'll actually write. Our esteemed Beta, Silvie, has requested "More confused Dick" and I gotta say, I'm inspired. I promise I'll write some confused Dick for you. Oh! and The Miraculous team AND the Bats both owe the Ghost Siblings a story!!! I haven't forgotten about that!!!! please recommend possible stories they could tell, whether you want them to bond over extreme trauma, or laugh over something like Mr. Pigeon, the decision is up to you guys!
if I DON'T manage to get another chapter done by the end of the two weeks, I'll probably post another IRL tid-bit in the CLAG series, It's not done quite yet but I'm working on it, so look forward to that!OTHER NEWS!!!! the wonderful people on this fic's discord server (https://discord.gg/jDwPCwMhDT) have written FIC FOR THIS FIC!! WHICH IS JUST THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!! the link = https://archiveofourown.org/works/32581333/chapters/80820391, so maybe go and check that out. The many authors worked super hard on it. Oh, and if you join the server, you might be able to help write it too!
(probably) SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS!!
Chapter 38: Cujo
Summary:
Jason finally shows pictures of the dog
Notes:
Hello! I'm back! Last posting day I was on vacation and didn't have access to a place where I could post from. Also, it gave me time to catch up on my buffer! by at least a little! I hope you all enjoyed the Third work in this series in the meantime. For those who didn't see, I posted a one-shot from Ellie's POV of her joining the war so definitely check that out.
Also, guess who started school again today! That's right! It's me!! I'm! Not very excited, actually.
I'm very excited to be back though! The next few chapters have some very nice stuff in them, and I can't wait for you all to read them!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between JazzHands and Ghost Boy
JazzHands
Danny
What the frick
Ghost Boy
Whatever do you mean dear sister?
JazzHands
Who was that??
They weren’t a ghost, I know that much
But who were they and why were they in your room
Ghost Boy
Not my place to say, sorry
And besides it’s not like I know his real name either
JazzHands
I feel like you should know the names of people you let into your room, Danny.
Ghost Boy
Well I know his name!
Just not his real one
JazzHands
Then what is the name you know for him?
Ghost Boy
Uh
Just a sec
----------
Direct Message between Ghost Boy and My Little Robot
Ghost Boy
Hey my sister is asking questions
You know, about earlier
My Little Robot
I would have been concerned if she hadn’t
Ghost Boy
Yeah, well
Can I tell her your name is Pegasus?
My Little Robot
I don’t see why not
Just try not to mention the groupchat connection
Ghost Boy
Yeah yeah
Thanks
My Little Robot
No, thank you for the books!
Ghost Boy
Just doing what I can
----------
Direct message between JazzHands and Ghost Boy
Ghost Boy
His name is Pegasus
I mean, that’s not his real name, but it is the one I can tell you
JazzHands
Because that’s not vague at all
Ghost Boy
Don’t worry, you get used to it
JazzHands
How do you know him?
Why was he in your room?
Ghost Boy
Delivery
JazzHands
Delivery?
Ghost Boy
Delivery.
JazzHands
What does that even mean??
Ghost Boy
I had something for him
JazzHands
Danny what did you give the mysterious stranger
Ghost Boy
Nothing bad I swear
We had no use for it, he did, and I trust him
…
You’re going to search the entire house to find what’s missing, aren’t you?
JazzHands
I’m going to search the entire house to find what’s missing, yeah
Ghost Boy
Good luck with that I guess
JazzHands
Thank you, I have work to do
Ghost Boy
Wow
Just wow
----------
Direct message between Zombie_Bird and Ghost Boy
Zombie_Bird
Your sister went to talk to you, and now she’s tearing the house apart with reckless abandon
What in the world were you guys talking about?
Ghost Boy
It was more what we weren’t talking about!
Zombie_Bird
Because that explains so much
Ghost Boy
Everyone I talk to is so sarcastic, wow
Zombie_Bird
Maybe there’s a reason for that
Ghost Boy
Haha
Wait
Have they told you yet?
Zombie_Bird
Has who told me what yet?
Ghost Boy
Oh gosh they HAVEN’T
That means they probably haven’t told Caffeine either
Zombie_Bird
Told us what
Told us what GB
Ghost Boy
Oh no I’m not going to be the one to spill
I’m going to enjoy knowing things
Zombie_Bird
If you’re not going to tell me what is being kept from us, can you at least tell us who’s keeping it from us?
Ghost Boy
Ur family
And the related people in our team’s chat
Zombie_Bird
So you’re not completely unreasonable
Ghost Boy
I try
:)
Zombie_Bird
Still annoying as frick though
Frick
Still can’t say frick
Ghost Boy
I try :)
----------
Direct message between Zombie_Bird and The_Blood_Son
Zombie_Bird
Hey Demon Spawn
Apparently there’s something you’re not telling me
The_Blood_Son
There’s always something I’m not telling you.
Care to be a little more specific?
Zombie_Bird
It’s something you’ve told GB, that’s for sure
What are you hiding
The_Blood_Son
Ah, we haven’t told you yet.
An oversight, but a fortunate one.
Now we can hold this over your head.
Zombie_Bird
Demon Spawn what is it
What the FRICK aren’t you teling me
What do you mean oversight??
The_Blood_Son
We simply forgot to tell you, that’s what I meant.
We’re not going to, now, if I have anything to say about it.
Information is valuable after all, especially in war.
Zombie_Bird
Frick you
The_Blood_Son
Still can’t swear, I see.
Zombie_Bird
FRICK YOU
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
PurpleWaffles
Give us the dog, Jason.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah, give us the dog Jason!
MyPalVal
Give them the dog, Jason.
Zombie_Bird
I’m being bullied
Chaos
You deserve it
FriarTuck
Give them the dog, Jason.
Zombie_Bird
Fine
Have the dog
PurpleWaffles
YEAH
SPITEandCAFFEINE
BRING OUT THE DOG
Zombie_Bird
<picture of a huge, glowing green and black dog (though mostly green) snarling at the camera. A goth girl assumed to be Chaos stands next to the dog for scale. She is half its height.>
<Picture of a tiny, glowing green and black dog curled up on Jason’s lap. Jason has a bit of a dazed expression.>
Behold, the dog.
PurpleWaffles
What
MyPalVal
Oh wow those are some good shots
Barely any ecto-blur at all
Chaos
We used my phone
The Fentons modified it to better photograph ghosts
FriarTuck
Why isn’t my phone modified??
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The dog is a ghost?!?
PurpleWaffles
Are those not two dogs?
WHAT?
Chaos
Yeah GB’s dog is kind of dead
And has been for as long as we’ve known him
PurpleWaffles
The dog
Is dead
Chaos
That is what I just said
Well, typed
FriarTuck
No one cares about the difference
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Why is the dog dead??
MyPalVal
Do you actually want to know how the dog died, or do you want to know why GB has a dead dog
SPITEandCAFFEINE
…Both.
Zombie_Bird
I want to know this too, actually
PurpleWaffles
Yeah!
Why is the dog dead??
MyPalVal
He’s one of my dad’s company’s old security dogs
They put them all down to make way for a new digital security system
PurpleWaffles
!!!
That’s horrible!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What’s the name of this company?
MyPalVal
Don’t worry, management was changed and everything
It was terrible but the company is better now
Zombie_Bird
Well that’s a relief
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Still, what’s the name of the company?
MyPalVal
You can check to see if it’s actually clean, but don’t ruin them without telling me first
And getting my dad a better job
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Agreed.
MyPalVal
Okay, it’s called Axiom labs
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Got it
Chaos
If you wanted them ruined all you had to do was ask
MyPalVal
Frick you rich people
FriarTuck
I still can’t believe Jason was rich in the first place!
It’s Sam’s secret richness all over again…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Back to the dog?
PurpleWaffles
Yeah!
Dog!
MyPalVal
So the dog came back as a ghost to find its squeaky toy
It kinda attacked the labs
Being a family of ghost hunters, GB met the dog
Who he named Cujo, by the way
PurpleWaffles
Petition to protect Cujo
Zombie_Bird
Signed
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Signed
Chaos
Signed
FriarTuck
Signed
The Kon Man
Signed
FriarTuck
Where have you been this whole time???
The Kon Man
Lurking
MyPalVal
Signed
But anyway so then Cujo got attached to GB
And after Cujo got his squeaky toy, he wouldn’t NOT be GB’s dog
So now GB has an undead dog
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m still dumbfounded as to how we had no idea a place like this existed before this
Zombie_Bird
Right?
PurpleWaffles
Sounds great
Wish I could have gone
Chaos
It’s weird but it’s home
FriarTuck
Hear hear
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’ve been meaning to ask
Why is GB’s handle Ghost Boy if his family are ghost hunters?
Zombie_Bird
Very enthusiastic ghost hunters at that
I actually cannot imagine them being at all okay with GB being at all positively associated with ghosts
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That bad?
PurpleWaffles
Wow
The Kon Man
I don’t doubt it
GG has been pretty cagey about them
Chaos
How GB got the name Ghost Boy is a long and frankly traumatic story that I don’t like explaining
Friar Tuck
Same
MyPalVal
I wasn’t there, so even I only ever got the cliff notes version
Zombie_Bird
I’m super spurious
But I also won’t pry
Tim, promise not to try and find out on your own
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Fine
I promise
PurpleWaffles
I want to fly over and give you all hugs
Zombie_Bird
You can’t come remember
PurpleWaffles
THEY CAN HUG THE PICTURE OF ME
Chaos
We’ll be sure to maybe do that
PurpleWaffles
Good enough for me
JazzHands
Hey, Amity people, have you noticed anything missing from the house within the last few hours?
Chaos
No, why?
FriarTuck
I haven’t
MyPalVal
Nope
Zombie_Bird
Not native but I am here
I haven’t noticed anything change since I got here
JazzHands
Darn
The search continues I guess
PurpleWaffles
???
What?
Chaos
Think it has something to do with GB?
Zombie_Bird
100%
Notes:
So! Cujo! Finally! Also Pegasus and Danny met!!! And Jazz caught them whoops... I've had that scene in my brain for a while, just Jazz opening Danny's door and seeing Pegasus and Danny standing there, both with a deer-in-headlights look.
I realized that I never wrote the others being told about Danny and Ellie's new intelligence, so that's how this happened. haha.
Question of the day! What was your favorite class in school, and what do you think The WDFJ Club's favorite subjects are?
See you in two weeks! For sure this time!
Chapter 39: A Third Faction
Summary:
Some people have some grievances
Notes:
I'm sorry this is so late, I was watching anime with my mom. Not a good excuse but still. I was having fun so regret nothing.
I'm super excited for the reaction to this one!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones
<DickieBird added ArchDuke to the chat>
<DickieBird added BallerinaTM to the chat>
DickieBird
Okay
Cass, Duke
ArchDuke
Dick? What?
Ballerina
?
DickieBird
Everyone else is keeping something from us
ArchDuke
Yeah I noticed
Kinda hard not to, at this point
DickieBird
Well, it was frustrating, but if they didn’t want to tell me, I was going to let it go.
ArchDuke
They literally gave you a way to know, you just didn’t take it
DickieBird
But now even B knows! We’re the only three that don’t know at this point!!!
BallerinaTM
Kate also doesn’t know
DickieBird
True
I don’t know her discord tag though, so I couldn’t add her
ArchDuke
Everyone ignores me.
BallerinaTM
Sorry
DickieBird
Oh whoops
In response to what you said earlier
They were making me choose between my siblings!
You know I can’t do that!
ArchDuke
It’s do that, or stew in ignorance
I could literally go over to the family chat right now, declare my allegiances, and get the secret
It’s that easy
DickieBird
Don’t leave Cass and I alone in ignorance!
ArchDuke
Cass could do it too!
Though like you, I know she wouldn’t
BallerinaTM
<3
DickieBird
<3
ArchDuke
I won’t anyway
Not sure I want in on it
I don’t want Damian looking for me like he was Jason a bit ago
Frickin scary, that is
And I don’t want Jason’s wrath brought upon me either
DickieBird
So you’re remaining neutral out of self-preservation, not loyalty?
ArchDuke
Yes
BallerinaTM
Self-preservation is always a good thing to have
DickieBird
Well yeah
Obviously
ArchDuke
No one buys that
DickieBird
ANYWAY
I was wondering how we could figure out what was going on without betraying half of our family at once
ArchDuke
You… are a detective, aren’t you?
DickieBird
Well yes
But this is our family we’re talking about
They’ve covered their tracks well
BallerinaTM
Our family is skilled :)
ArchDuke
Bribery?
You could always bribe someone for info
Like Babs maybe, I’m sure she’d cave if you gave her something good enough
DickieBird
Nope. I already tried that.
ArchDuke
Really??
Wow
Why’d she turn you down?
Was what you were offering not good enough?
DickieBird
No I’m sure what I was offering was good enough
ArchDuke
What was it
DickieBird
A combo exclusive blackmail on B and a no-questions-asked favor
ArchDuke
Wow
And she turned you down?
DickieBird
She turned me down.
ArchDuke
And we’re back to why
Seriously though that is a good deal
Darn it now you’ve got me interested in whatever the others have going on
BallerinaTM
You were already interested.
If you weren’t, you wouldn’t still be responding.
ArchDuke
Well yeah
But now I’m interested enough to actually do something
DickieBird
Good!
So you’ll help me?
ArchDuke
Why did she turn you down??
DickieBird
She just said that “It’s too interesting by now to risk”
ArchDuke
Personal investment?
DickieBird
Probably.
I have no idea about what, though
ArchDuke
Well…
DickieBird
Well what?
ArchDuke
She did get us the information on the Paris situation out of nowhere
You did notice her kind of dancing around her sources, yeah?
DickieBird
Yeah, i did
BallerinaTM
I don’t like Hawkmoth >:T
DickieBird
Yeah, me neither.
ArchDuke
Well that happened after all this started
After she got involved, too
DickieBird
So the whole thing might have something to do with the Paris situation?
ArchDuke
Or at least her sources
How she got sources for that kind of place is beyond me
There’s a reason it took the League so long to find out about it
DickieBird
That might be worth more than a no-questions-asked favor…
ArchDuke
Well, at the moment we have no way to find out more without
As you said
Betraying half the family
BallerinaTM
:(
ArchDuke
So we’ll have to wait and see
DickieBird
Just watching and waiting?
ArchDuke
It’s about all we can do
We’re no match for Bab’s tech skills after all
DickieBird
Same thing I was doing before, then.
ArchDuke
Keep up the good work!
Cass and I are depending on you!
BallerinaTM
:D
DickieBird
Hooray…
----------
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
BEHOLD!!!!
OUR NAMESAKE!!!
<Picture of Ellie, Ghost form, floating in the sky while holding Jerry the turkey up to the sun. It is a very cinematic picture with artful backlighting.>
Notactuallyanerd
It took forever to get the lighting right
The_Blood_Son
You both are lucky that Jerry seemed to be having fun.
MouseBug
JERRY
Ghost Boy
JERRY
Double A
JERRY!
The Kon Man
Jerry!
Babababs
JERRY
My Little Robot
Jerry!
Ghost Girl
He’s just as amazing in person
Turkey?
Just as amazing in turkey?
No that sounds wrong…
The_Blood_Son
That’s because it is wrong.
Ghost Girl
That would be why yeah
The_Blood_Son
You all are ridiculous.
MouseBug
Utterly ridiculous?
The_Blood_Son
Completely and utterly.
Double A
I can’t breathe
The Kon Man
That’s rough buddy
Double A
STOP
Ghost Boy
Okay I get why “That’s rough buddy” is funny
And what came before that was a little funny sure
But I wouldn’t call it “dying of laughter” funny
Ghost Girl
I dunno it was pretty funny
I don’t think I have ever seen Bloodson do a joke like that before
MouseBug
Oh it’s an inside joke
There’s a girl in our class at school who’s catchphrase was “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”
Double A
So any time any of us hear or see the word ridiculous it reminds us of her
And how often she says that
The_Blood_Son
I see. I shall refrain from using that word if it causes you such distress as to disrupt your breathing.
Double A
Ha. Ha.
I’m fine
Mouse Bug
It’s too late, I’ve screenshotted that entire conversation
Double A
WHY
Why would you do that to me??
Mouse Bug
To send you at inopportune moments and watch you laugh
Ghost Girl
Inopportune meaning when he’s sad right
My Little Robot
Mouse Sensei, you are too kind for blackmail.
Mouse Bug
To think
I’ve been discovered this quickly
Babababs
Well you might have screenshotted it for wholesome reasons
But I didn’t
The_Blood_Son
Gordon, no.
Babababs
Babs yes!
Everyone won’t believe it, you, making jokes.
The_Blood_Son
Don’t you have enough blackmail material already?
My Little Robot
You can never have enough blackmail.
Babababs
See, he gets it!
Double A
Oh no
Oh no Robot what do you have
Mouse Bug
Robot no-
Ghost Boy
This is amazing to watch happen
Ghost Girl
No one can blackmail me since I have neither shame nor legal existence
The_Blood_Son
Mouse and GB are the only ones here I respect.
Double A
I get Mouse, but what did GB do?
Notactuallyanerd
Oh yeah
That thing
Double A
What?
My Little Robot
@Babababs would you like to see my material on the Gabriel fashion brand?
Babababs
Yes please
I haven’t looked into them before, huh
Mouse Bug
Hey Robot can I have some of that too?
Double A
NO WHY
GUYS
Ghost Girl
Ha
Ghost Boy
I’m just gonna
Go
Before I somehow get wrapped up in the blackmail thig
The_Blood_Son
#16
Ghost Boy
GOSH DARN IT
Ghost Girl
What a beautiful train wreck I started
I’m so proud of myself
Notes:
CASS!!! It's been so long since I've added another person, this feels so good.
Fun fact! The WDFJ Club opening bit in this chapter is based on something that happened in the ACTUAL WDFJ Club discord server, where I talk to people who read this fic. Here's the link in case you want in on it: https://discord.gg/BJVQFyrkDQ
Question of the day: Horses? or Cars? I like horses. Just something about them...
Chapter 40: Miraculous In The Batcave
Summary:
Training with the bats begins! :)
Notes:
Haha... Yeah I'm a little late. Blame the horses. (just kidding don't I love them-)
I love this chapter!! I couldn't wait to post this entire story line (guess what them pt 2s and pt 3s are abt to come back) and now it's finally time!!
Thank y'all so much for being here for FORTY CHAPTERS holy CRAP!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go
Ladybug
Everyone ready?
Chat Noir
No
Ladybug
Are you okay??
Chat Noir
M’lady
With all due respect
We’re going to the Batcave
I’m never going to be ready
Viperion
The man makes a good point
But then again, we have already gone to the Watchtower, so.
Chat Noir
But that was the JL not Batman
Honey Bee
Batman was there
Heck, even Robin was there
Ladybug
Yeah!
I was super nervous the first time, but not so much now!
Chat Noir
How much do you guys know about Batman, even?
Because being in the same place as him is not the same as being in HIS place with him
Carapace
Dude, chill
Pegasus
No, he might be right.
We have to be very respectful
Ladybug
Well, I wasn’t anxious
What now?
Ryuko
Batman is supposedly very territorial
And scary
Honey Bee
Oh please he can’t be that bad
Ladybug
Is he that bad??
I don’t know that much about Batman
Chat Noir
I did some research when I found out where Bloodson lived
Pegasus
As did I
Honey Bee
Wait, who?
Ladybug
Just an online friend don’t worry about it
Carapace
An online friend who lives in Gotham?
Ladybug
Yeah
Chat Noir
But anyway
We should be fine, but I may have read one too many horror stories
The Bat is scary as frick, apparently
Also
The coolest
Ladybug
Oooooh so this is hero worship
Pegasus
Mostly
Viperion
I mean
I can get behind that
The bats are dope
Ryuko
They are supposed to be very good at what they do
Ladybug
I mean
That is why we’re going to see them
To get combat pointers
And by go see them I mean we have to get going where are you guys
I’m at the rendezvous point and only Ryuko is here!
Ryuko
Punctuality is a virtue
Viperion
Omw
Carapace
Are you jumping over buildings and texting again?
Viperion
Maybe
Chat Noir
That sounds like an anti texting and driving ad thing
But for irresponsible superheroes
Carapace
I don’t think they have ads for super heroes
Ladybug
Maybe they should
I just saw Viperion crash into a chimney
Honey Bee
This is who we depend on to save our butts if everything goes wrong
Really
Chat Noir
Oh come on
Nobody’s perfect
Viperion
I’d like to say lesson learned
But I’m definitely going to do this again
Honey Bee
You idiot
Pegasus
We have two minutes until the appointed time
Chat Noir
FRICK
Coming
Honey Bee
Whoops~
Carapace
Made it
Honestly I’m so excited
Ladybug
Let’s learn some skills
Like not crashing into chimneys
Viperion
Sincerely sorry
----------
Direct message between Mouse Bug and Ghost Boy
Mouse Bug
Hey you’re a superhero from america
Ghost Boy
I mean
Kinda?
Mouse Bug
How much do you know about Batman
Ghost Boy
Um
A normal amount
Mouse Bug
Is he scary?
Is he actually that scary?
Ghost Boy
I mean
He can be, probably
But like
Only if you’re his enemy, or something
Mouse Bug
That’s a very unsure answer…
Ghost Boy
To you: No.
Mouse Bug
Okay
Okay cool
Ghost Boy
Why do you ask?
Mouse Bug
Um
So you know the whole
Ladybug
Thing
Ghost Boy
Yes
Yes I do
You made it pretty clear
Mouse Bug
Well recently the Justice League actually started paying attention to us
Ghost Boy
Really?
That
Makes sense, actually
Mouse Bug
What?
Ghost Boy
Nothing, continue
Mouse Bug
Okay…
Well you know that meeting we have today?
Ghost Boy
Yeah?
Mouse Bug
It’s with Batman, to get some actual combat training
And Chat was freaking out about it because apparently Batman is scary
Also hero worship because he’s also cool
Or something
Ghost Boy
You’re meeting Batman
In Paris?
Mouse Bug
Oh no, we’re going to the batcave
In a way we won’t know where it is
Ghost Boy
You’re
Going to the batcave
Are you meeting just Batman?
Or are you meeting
The other Gotham vigilantes too?
Mouse Bug
I think we’re meeting more than just Batman
I mean we met Robin when we had the meeting with the Justice league to decide what to do about Hawkmoth
Ghost Boy
You
You met Robin
Mouse Bug
Well kinda
We met in a meeting
So I’m not sure I would count that as actually meeting him
I should be able to do that in a few minutes, though
Ghost Boy
That’s…
Um.
Cool.
Mouse Bug
Thank you?
Ah, I gotta go, someone is here to pick us up
Ghost Boy
Who?
Mouse Bug
He introduced himself as Nightwing
Ghost Boy
Ah
Bye
----------
Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Ghost Boy
Ghost Boy
Hey
Hello
The_Blood_Son
What do you want?
I’m busy at the moment.
Ghost Boy
Meeting with the french Miraculous holders, right?
The_Blood_Son
You’re not supposed to know about that
How did you find out?
Ghost Boy
Ladybug DMd me
The_Blood_Son
What?
How did you manage that?
Ghost Boy
Well
You know I do some time travel stuff
The_Blood_Son
I do, yes.
Though I had been under the impression that it was just the once
Ghost Boy
Well I don’t make a habit of it
But yeah I’ve done it more than once
The_Blood_Son
That’s slightly concerning.
Ghost Boy
Right?
But anyway, on a few of those trips I helped out some Miraculous holders of the past
So I’m counted as one of their allies
No matter who holds them at any given moment
The_Blood_Son
That might have been nice to know when we were first establishing relations with them.
Ghost Boy
I didn’t know you were Robin when you were establishing relations with them
The_Blood_Son
Touche.
And so?
I don’t think you would have messaged me when I was busy just to talk about how you knew I was busy.
Ghost Boy
Yeah…
I don’t know how to go about this
The_Blood_Son
Go about what?
Ghost Boy
You guys should get the Miraculous team’s discord info
Easier communication?
The_Blood_Son
Now that we know that they do have discord, we will ask them.
Ghost Boy
It’s a really convenient service, isn’t it
The_Blood_Son
It really is.
Ghost Boy
Well
When that happens
Tell me how it goes
The_Blood_Son
I’ll be sure too.
Notes:
That! Happened!!!! Things!!!!!! Are happening!!!!
Ahhh I love writing the Miraculous team, I've decided. Redeemed Chloe in particular is just fun in a way I haven't really gotten yet. Also! We get more one on one interactions of the core trio!! I honestly miss those days when it was just them. But then again, I love my massive casts... soooooo.....
Thank you all so much for reading! and Thank You to my Beta, Silvie, for betaing this ENTIRE fic. I love you sister.
See ya next time!!
Chapter 41: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 2
Summary:
Idk stuff happens
Notes:
Guess who didn't get to ride horses today 'cuz she's sick? That's right. It's me :/
I'm excited for this chapter! I love writing the Miraculous Team haha... spin off series of just them... jk jk, unless :thinking:
Big thank you to my Beta, Silvie! I always forget to thank you so HERE YA GO: APPRECIATION!!!!!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go
Honey Bee
Why is Robin on his phone
Ladybug
Why are you on yours?
Honey Bee
Why are you on yours?
Ladybug
C’mon, we’re being Rude
Chat Noir
I don’t know, They did it first
Ladybug
It’s JUST Robin
Guys we’re supposed to be taking this seriously
Ryuko
I agree with Ladybug.
Carapace
If you agree why are you on the groupchat
Honey Bee
Exactly!
Ladybug
Guys
Honey Bee
I mean, I’m on break right now
Carapace
Same
Chat Noir
The only ones of us not taking breaks right now are Pegasus and Viperion
Which is why they’re not here
Ladybug
I still feel like it’s rude
Honey Bee
Well then Robin is rude too
For doing it first
Chat Noir
I feel like this Robin has a reputation for being rude, actually
Carapace
I feel like I know that
Ladybug
He’s looking at me
What did I do
Honey Bee
Maybe you didn’t do anything
Maybe he thinks you’re cute
Chat Noir
You are pretty cute
Ryuko
Agreed
Viperion
Everyone agrees
Anyway Chat and Cara it’s your turn
Ladybug
We’re in the same room please just talk to each other like normal human beings
Honey Bee
You say over chat
Viperion
What’s this about Robin looking at you?
He’s not looking at you
He’s looking at his phone
Ladybug
Well not anymore
But he was
I think he might be talking about me
Honey Bee
What?
Ladybug
Like, on his phone
Honey Bee
To who???
Ladybug
I have no idea
Pegasus
I might have an idea
Ladybug
You do?
Like actually??
Pegasus
Might
It is only a theory
Ladybug
Who?
And how could you possibly know??
Pegasus
I don’t
I simply have a theory
Ladybug
Care to share?
Pegasus
No.
Honey Bee
Gotta say, I’m curious
If he really is talking about Ladybug then it’s our business, right?
Ryuko
I’m not sure that’s how it works…
Ladybug
It really isn’t
Viperion
I don’t know I’m curious
Ladybug
We should really get off our
Honey Bee
Bug?
What’s wrong?
Ladybug
Hey pegasus
Pegasus
Yes?
Ladybug
Is who you think Robin is talking to
Someone related to
The War
Pegasus
I suspect so
What brought you to the same conclusion?
I was under the impression I had clues that you do not
Ladybug
That
Pegasus
What?
Ladybug
I’m pointing
Pegasus
Oh
That
Honey Bee
What’s The War?
Ryuko
I wish to know as well
Pegasus
If what Ladybug is pointing at is what we think it is, you’ll find out very soon
Honey Bee
That’s a shirt
That’s literally just a shirt why are you guys getting so worked up over this
Ladybug
It
It is a shirt
I’m gonna go see
I have to know
Pegasus
I’ll be anticipating the confirmation.
Honey Bee
What are you guys talking about
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Direct Message between Zombie_Bird and SPITEandCAFFEINE
Zombie_Bird
Hey
SPITEandCAFFEINE
No I’m busy
Zombie_Bird
I didn’t even ask for anything!
And plus, you responded immediately
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That’s beside the point
Plus, if you actually read the family chat you would know why I’m busy
And would know how important it is
Zombie_Bird
I read the chat
It’s why I’m messaging you
You’re with the Paris heroes, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh so you do know
Why are you messaging me??
Zombie_Bird
Well I can’t be there in person, I’m hanging out with Val and Sam
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So get off your phone and hang out with them
Zombie_Bird
Tell me what’s happening first
Specifically tell me about the heroes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ahhh You’re mad about the whole child soldiers thing again
And can’t be here so you want to be angry through me
Zombie_Bird
Well I want you to give me the information I need to be angry
But mostly yes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well first tell me what you’re doing
Or supposed to be doing
And I’ll be happy
Zombie_Bird
Movie night
Tuck and GB are here too
Though GB has been relegated to a corner
He keeps laughing ominously though and I don’t like it
I’ll tell you about that later
As insurance
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Darn now I’m interested
Why do you and GB have drama now?
Zombie_Bird
Later remember
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Right
Anyway
Stuff to be angry about?
Zombie_Bird
Stuff to be angry about
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You’re watching a rom com aren’t you
Zombie_Bird
Tuck won a bet
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah.
Well Ladybug is jumpy
She constantly positions herself between her teammates and us, despite the fact that we know she trusts us
If she didn’t there’s no way she would have agreed to any training, let alone training on unfamiliar ground
Zombie_Bird
Well
Frick
Darn I still can’t swear
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That will never not be funny
Chat Noir is relaxed
Like, too relaxed
He’s trying too hard to project the image of a laid-back teen when in reality he’s just as tightly wound up as his partner
Honey Bee is more subtle, but she’s very closed off
I thought bats were the only ones who could hold their real emotions in that tight
Zombie_Bird
I hate Hawkmoth
I hate him so much
How frickin DARE he
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ryuko is also closed off, but is not subtle about it.
Though I actually suspect her problem is more deep rooted and might not stem from hero work at all
Carapace is the least concerning
He’s like Chat Noir, but not acting
Not to say that he doesn’t take it seriously, he’s just really good at de-stressing or something
Might have to ask him for tips
Zombie_Bird
First of all I’d like to talk to Ryuko’s parents
Second of all if you do get those tips tell me
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Pegasus is hard to read, even for me
He’s not jumpy nor especially withdrawn
He’s more of a cautious type, I think
Very analytical too
Though I can’t tell if that was a trait he had before his hero work or not
And last but very very much not least, Viperion
He’s a mess
From what we’ve been told, he has the ability to abort timeline if anything goes terribly wrong
It’s great since it’s an actual reset button on their fights, but it’s horrible since he still remembers all the bad erased timelines
So yeah, he’s a mess
Zombie_Bird
Well
My blood is boiling now
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I did my job well
Zombie_Bird
When I get back I am teaching all those kids how to use guns
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Jason, no
Zombie_Bird
If not real guns, then these weird fenton ones
Who knows maybe they’ll work against those akuma things
Both spirits or magic or something
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I feel like those two things are completely different
Zombie_Bird
I don’t have to listen to you you’re probably sleep deprived
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well you’re not wrong about the sleep part but I am actually right about the spirits and magic thing
Zombie_Bird
In any case I am definitely prepared for a rom com now
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What about my GB drama?
Zombie_Bird
Tomorrow, and only if you sleep
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Awe, you care
Zombie_Bird
I want you awake when I tell you so you won’t forget the entire conversation
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Also fair
Have fun I guess
Zombie_Bird
Have fun making fun of it maybe
Bye
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Take pictures for Steph
Zombie_Bird
Maybe
Notes:
THE REVEAL IS NEAR :D I'm so close ahhhhh
lol uh, so I only have one chapter left in my buffer. Oops. Gonna try to rebuild that if I can, but if I don't post on time in two weeks? That's why. If you're on the discord server, feel free to yell at me in the "Make Rosie Write" channel. Yes we have that. I need it.
In other news, Thank y'all so much??? I never would have gotten this far without all of the support, honestly. I always daydream about the coolest climax parts of my AUs and stuff, but I'm a fairly linear writer, so I never get to actually write them! but because of you all, my dreams are coming true in text! It absolutely makes my week to see all of your support and love for this fic, so, thank you SO MUCH!!!!
Question of the day: I have a lot of fics other than this one, if you've read them, which is your favorite?
(Speaking of, for all the DCMK fans in the audience, I randomly wrote a 3k+ one shot today. Silvie's gotta beta it first, but that should be up in the next few days if ya wanna be on the look out.)
Chapter 42: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 3
Summary:
Chloe does a thing
Notes:
Do you ever intend to write one thing, and then end up introducing yet ANOTHER plot point that you weren't expecting, yet fixed an issue you've been thinking of for a while? Well. All I have to say is: Thank you Chloe, and also, How Dare You Chloe
Also!!!! CHAPTER 42 MY DUDES! ~The meaning of life OvO~
Enjoy my nonsense!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between Ladybug and Pegasus
Ladybug
Ohhh
Ohhh no
Pegasus
What of it?
Ladybug
I was right
I was right holy crap
Oh no what
What the what the
Pegasus
Whose is it?
Ladybug
It’s Bab’s
Pegasus
Bab’s WDFJ Club shirt
That I MADE
Is in the BATCAVE
PEGASUS
Pegasus
Yes
Well
There’s bound to be a reason
Ladybug
Yeah!
Babs has connections with the bats
Like, CLOSE connections!!!
Pegasus
Come to think of it, the justice league did contact us right after we told The WDFJ Club about Hawkmoth and our position as Parisians
It wouldn’t be that big of a leap to think that Babs was the one that alerted the Justice League to our plight
Ladybug
You’re right
Oh my gosh you’re right
Pegasus
Well
What are you going to do with this information
Ladybug
What am I going to do with this information?
What are YOU going to do with this information!
You’re as much a part of this as I am!
There’s no way you’re as calm as you’re pretending to be
I know I’m not calm!
Pegasus
That might be
But pretending to be calm has served me well thus far
So i’ll continue with it
Ladybug
Fair
I guess
And uh
I don’t know what to do about it
Like-
She’s not here
I don’t think
Not right now anyway
She said she has red hair and I don’t see anyone like that here
Pegasus
Hmm.
Ladybug
What?
Pegasus
I had a thought
Ladybug
Is it related to our current emotional plight?
Pegasus
It is
I believe that Babs may suspect our identities.
Ladybug
What gives you that Idea?
Pegasus
It almost appears as if she has been dropping hints about her involvement in Gotham’s power structure in our DMs for months now
I suspect there’s a strong possibility that she left that shirt for you on purpose.
Ladybug
I-
Oh
Wow
Pegasus
She’s quite an intelligent individual
Ladybug
Yeah
Wow
Pegasus
So, are you going to do anything about this?
Ladybug
Right now?
No
But
In a bit
Yes
Pegasus
Alright.
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Groupchat - Miracu-let’s Go
Honey Bee
What the frick
Ladybug r u reading this
Oi
What’s up with that shirt why are you getting so worked up about it??
Viperion
Well it’s her turn
And Pegasus’s
So they can’t answer us now
Honey Bee
Darn
Ryuuko
I, too, am curious.
Viperion
Well, if it’s Ladybug we’re talking about
And also a shirt that we’re talking about
Fashion??
Honey Bee
I was so ready for you to bust out some incredible secret deductive skills
And then you give me that
Ryuuko
The disappointment is tangible.
Viperion
Sorry for not being a detective???
Carapace
Why don’t we have a detective?
Basically the entire Batclan is made of detectives
I’m kinda feeling left out now
Honey Bee
Hey
Viperion
Become a detective so we’re not left out anymore
Viperion
What??
No?????
Honey Bee
Why not?
Viperion
Because that is way easier said than done!
And besides you just mocked my deduction skills
Honey Bee
Get good
Viperion
There is no reasoning with you sometimes
Honey Bee
We have a leader/fashion designer, a hacker, a rich girl, a cat boy, a DJ,and a cool blade warrior
But what are you??
Viperion
Music?
Honey Bee
Nope we already got a DJ
But you know what we don’t have?
A detective!
Viperion
But does it have to be me??
Operation Redemption will give us so many more options!
Honey Bee
Yeah, A himbo, a cinnamon roll, a goth, and a reporter.
Still no detectives.
Carapace
*Munches popcorn*
Viperion
Why not Carapace?
I can be the music guy instead!
Honey Bee
No he got here first
Ryuuko
Order of seniority?
Honey Bee
Yup
Viperion
Frick
Carapace
You brought this on yourself dude
Viperion
Not on purpose, that’s for sure
Honey Bee
So what are you waiting for
Become a detective
Viperion
And how exactly am I supposed to do that?
Honey Bee
Darling, as previously stated, we’re in a room full of detectives
Seriously, just ask someone
Viperion
I hate that you’re making any kind of sense
Ryuuko
Is that so?
I find it extremely entertaining
Viperion
Well at least I’m that
Honey Bee
Be more than that
Be a detective
Viperion
Well what if I don’t want to?
Honey Bee
Then change your attitude
It’s not like it’s hard
Carapace
Uh
If I’m remembering correctly, didn’t you take over a year to transition from merciless bully to team player?
Honey Bee
It’s not hard just tedious
Ryuuko
I disagree
Honey Bee
Do you disagree with the fact that Viperion should be the team detective?
Ryuuko
No
Honey Bee
See!
Viperion
Fine
To humor you
I’ll ask about detective stuff
Honey Bee
Wonderful!
Viperion
So who do I ask?
Honey Bee
Idk
Who’s free?
Ryuuko
Red Robin is on break
Carapace
Oh yeah, he’s supposed to be really good
Viperion
How in the world did I let you talk me into this
Honey Bee
I’m just that good at persuasion
Carapace
You’re just forceful
Honey Bee
Whatever
The results speak for themselves~
Chat Noir
Are you guys still on your phones?
Carapace
PFFFFF
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST MISSED THAT ENTIRE CONVO
Dude
Viperion is a detective now
Chat Noir
What?
Why???
Ryuuko
Honey Bee is persuasive, apparently
Chat noir
But why would she want Viperion to be a detective???
Honey Bee
Because we don’t have one
But we have two music men
One’s gotta go
Chat Noir
…
Fair enough
But how in the world did you guys get here in the first place?
Honey Bee
He made a disappointing deduction, so we started talking about detectives
Chat Noir
Deduction about what?
Carapace
Ladybug eye spied a shirt on the other side of the bat cave and promptly started freaking out
Pegasus knows what’s going on but won’t say anything
Viperion said something about “Ladybug and shirts” and the disappointing conclusion was just: Fashion?
Chat Noir
Wow that is a bit of a disappointing deduction
I’d like to think that I know a bit about deduction, after watching that super long detective anime
Carapace
I keep forgetting you’re a weeb
Honey Bee
If only I could forget
Chat Noir
Wait, Ladybug, Pegasus, and a distressing shirt?
Wait
Wait no
What
Excuse me I’m going to go see if I can find that shirt
Viperion
Well Chat Noir is good at figuring things out apparently
Why can’t he be the detective?
Honey Bee
He’s our Leather Cat Boy
If you can find me a single Leather Cat Boy that’s a detective, I’ll allow it
Viperion
Darn
Carapace
I’d recommend talking to Red Robin before he gets off break
Viperion
I’m going I’m going
Sheesh
Ryuuko
Good luck, Tantei-san
Viperion
I hate all of you (affectionate)
Notes:
For all of you who guessed it was Babs who left the shirt, congrats!!! You figured it out!!! Watching only some of you get it made me really happy since that's how twists are supposed to work, so I had actual proof that I did good. Hehe.
If you're disappointed about the lack of a bloodson-ladybug reveal, blame Chloe. She ran away with this one on the detective tangent that was never meant to exist, but I loved it too much to get rid of.
Thank you all for the support hnnnnnn ily all platonically.
I'm gonna go post in my Gravit Falls/SVTFOE chat fic now bye
Chapter 43: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 4
Summary:
Maybe we'll finally get a reveal
Notes:
HELLO MY LOVELIES! I bring to you! Another chapter!
:3
Have fun~
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between Robin and Ladybug
Ladybug
Does this work?
Is this connecting?
I’ve never tried to talk to anyone who isn’t a miraculous holder on my Ladybug discord account since it’s connected to the yoyo so I’m a little nervous
Robin
It connected.
Ladybug
Well that’s a relief
I was sure for a second there that it wasn’t going to work
Robin
I was under the impression that Miraculous technology did its best to be helpful.
Why would you be worried?
Ladybug
I worry about things that don’t need worrying about
It happens
Robin
Not to me.
Ladybug
Lucky you
Robin
Hm.
Yes.
Ladybug
Though I am kind of surprised to find out that the bats of all people use discord!
Robin
You cannot deny how convenient it is, given that you use it too.
Ladybug
About that, How did you know to ask me for my tag?
You didn’t ask if I had discord, you asked what my tag was
Robin
I was told to ask for your tag.
Ladybug
Oh
Wait by who?
Robin
I am being called for training.
Ladybug
Against Honey Bee, right?
Have fun
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Direct message between Viperion and Red Robin
Red Robin
You know, I wouldn’t have expected the Miraculous Holders to use discord of all things
Viperion
Well
It is kind of convenient
Red Robin
You said it
Viperion
Question: Why are we doing this over chat?
Red Robin
So many ears in here
The only person we have to worry about in here is Oracle
Viperion
Who’s Oracle
Red Robin
The All Knowing Tech Goddess
Viperion
it sounds like she and Pegasus would get along
Though I don’t think Pegasus would go rooting through my messages on purpose
Red Robin
Oracle reads all of our messages
We have to be really careful
Viperion
Wow
Yeah
Red Robin
So you asked me how to be a detective
Viperion
Against my better judgement
Red Robin
So, Why?
Viperion
Our team doesn’t have a detective on it yet, and Honey Bee considers that an offense to superhero team dynamics everywhere
Red Robin
Sure
Why not
Viperion
She said we couldn’t have two music guys, so at least one of us had to be the detective guy instead
I’m the newer music guy, so I’m the one that got sacrificed
Red Robin
Alright then
Well
Get ready to be a detective I guess
Viperion
Fair warning: I have absolutely no natural skill in this department
Red Robin
Nothing?
Viperion
Well
I can improvise songs that reflect people’s emotional states
Red Robin
Wait that’s actually really cool
If there weren’t active battle training going on I’d ask you to do me
Viperion
This is why I’m a music guy
For the longest time I would rather communicate with people via guitar rather than words
Unfortunately in the hero business, spoken communication is kind of important
Since apparently playing my lyre at my teammates doesn’t warn them of specific danger
Red Robin
Learned it the hard way?
Viperion
Yep
But I still do the guitar thing
Red Robin
Still super cool
And I could probably find a way for that to be useful in detective work
Do some rigorous testing to see what types of music are concerning and stuff
Viperion
Never thought of that
This is already going so well
Red Robin
In return, when I’m finally allowed in Paris you gotta recommend all the best coffee places
Viperion
Oh easy, Dupain-Cheng bakery
They’re not primarily a coffee shop, but they have the best and strongest stuff in town
Red Robin
Darn it
I might actually go to Paris now
This is why I said after you guys defeat the Hawk jerk
Viperion
Just don’t be angsty for a day or so
Red Robin
I’m told bottling up emotions is bad
Viperion
Well yes
But I mean
It’s worked out well for us so far
Red Robin
I mean
Same
But still
Oracle
If you go to Paris I will tell Agent A
And he will give you the disappointed look
Viperion
This is a DM???
How??
Red Robin
Don’t question it
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Direct message between Babababs and My Little Robot
Babababs
Well
My Little Robot
Well
Babababs
Have you found it yet?
My Little Robot
Your shirt?
Yes, we found it.
Babababs
Oh good
I was honestly worried you wouldn’t notice haha
My Little Robot
I am curious though
How you found out
Babababs
I have quite a few resources at my disposal
It took more digging than I’d like to admit, but even something like identity magic can’t hold up against solid, undeniable proof
My Little Robot
That is true
Babababs
Don’t worry, I deleted everything I managed to find
No one else can find out like I did
My Little Robot
Why go looking?
Babababs
Well, I was worried about you guys
Lil kids
All of you
My Little Robot
I suppose that is fair.
Babababs
Seriously, where is your responsible adult??
My Little Robot
He got amnesia and moved to England.
Babababs
Wow
I’m gonna file a complaint
My Little Robot
A reasonable reaction
Babababs
Yeah so, at first I was just going to discover Ladybug and Chat Noir’s identities to see if I could subtly offer civilian aid
But then after several actual weeks of searching, I found out that Ladybug was Mouse Sensei
And that’s when I specifically went looking to see whether you too were a hero
My Little Robot
I can excuse curiosity I suppose
Since you actively helped instead of accidentally sabotaging as I know several others would have done
Babababs
Yeah
Well
I know my way around a secret identity
My Little Robot
About that-
The positioning of the shirt makes it more than obvious you have some sort of strong connection to the bat clan
But nothing more
Would you care to elaborate?
Babababs
I’m the bats’ main tech guy
I do all the lovely computer crap
My Little Robot
That makes sense
If I may ask-
You’re not in the bat cave at the moment
Where are you?
Babababs
Well you guys aren't learning hacking yet
So I’m allowed to sleep
My Little Robot
I’ve already learned hacking and you’re certainly not asleep
Babababs
Yeah but B doesn’t know that
My Little Robot
I suppose B is Batman?
Babababs
Yep
My Little Robot
Though, if you’re this connected to the bats
Bloodson did say you were a family friend, didn’t he?
Babababs
Now you’re getting there
My Little Robot
…
Robin?
Babababs
I’m not allowed to confirm nor deny
:)
My Little Robot
Ah
Well then
Mouse Sensei and Robin are having a conversation at current
Should I inform them?
Babababs
She’s your team leader
I can’t tell you what to do here
My Little Robot
Ah,
Thank you Babs
Regardless
Babababs
You’re welcome!
Notes:
What's this?? Rosie ACTUALLY wrote some kind of Bats/Miraculous reveal???? Incredible!! I've only been teasing it for three chapters. Ha. Ha. Sorry It's so late hnnnn. It just took a bit to happen.
Also! I have now written Tim and Luka interaction and I need more! If anyone else wants to write some Detective Luka getting advice from Tim I would be absolutely over the moon.
Question of the day: What do you want me to do for the one year anniversary of this fic? it's in like, a month or less and I wanna do something for it haha
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfF
Chapter 44: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 5
Summary:
There won't be a part 6 I promise and I'm sorry haha
Notes:
Guess who didn't forget to post!!! That's right!!! Me!!!
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between Pegasus and Ladybug
Pegasus
Ladybug
Ladybug
I don’t care that you’re talking with Robin right now
You should answer me you know
Ladybug
I’m Busy
Pegasus
Not too busy for this
Ladybug
What?
Pegasus
I spoke to Babs
Ladybug
Oh
Pegasus
Exactly.
Ladybug
And?
Pegasus
She did leave the shirt here on purpose.
Ladybug
And???
Pegasus
She knows our identities
Very likely our civilian ones as well
Ladybug
Oh
Wait HOW?
Pegasus
She did not say exactly, but she did say that she plugged what few holes we had
Ladybug
Well that was nice of her
But can you maybe tell me what her shirt was doing in the BATCAVE of all places??
Pegasus
She knew we would be here
She does tech things for the bats
Ladybug
Well that’s
Insanely cool
Pegasus
It is
But that’s not all
Specifically, what I wanted to tell you was about Bloodson
Ladybug
Pegasus
What about Bloodson
Pegasus
Babs isn’t the only WDFJ Club member associated with the bats
Ladybug
Pegasus
Pegasus
ROBIN????
Pegasus
Well, Babs said she could neither confirm nor deny, but she said it with that one smiling emote, so we can assume that in and of itself was a confirmation
Ladybug
Oh
Oh no
I
We’ve been talking for at least 20 minutes now
No wonder he’s so easy to talk to
Pegasus I know him!
Pegasus
Take your time
Ladybug
No no no no
Pegasus! The other team!
It’s full of bats too!
Pegasus
I suppose
Ladybug
We’ve been fighting BATS Pegasus!!
Pegasus
And winning, too.
Ladybug
Oh my gosh we’re winning too
Pegasus
Robin looks slightly concerned
Maybe you should reassure him that you’re not dying
Also the rest of our team, they look about ready to kill
Ladybug
Oh frick right I’m supposed to be in responsible mode
Could not have sprung this on me until we left????
Pegasus
My apologies, I would have thought that you would have wanted to know as soon as possible
Ladybug
No, you’re right
If you had told me later I would be mad at you for not telling me sooner
Pegasus
I can’t win, you see
Ladybug
Sorry
Yeah I’ll go offer reassurances
Pegasus
You do that.
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Groupchat - Miracu-let’s Go
Ladybug
Okay
I’m okay
Honey Bee
You look ten seconds away from hyperventilating
Carapace
Yeah I gotta admit
You look less like Ladybug and more like
Y’know
Ladybug
Yeah yeah
Okay but I just had a revelation
And I need to process before I do anything else
Ryuko
Emotional regulation is important
Ladybug
Thanks Ryuko
Honey Bee
At least tell Robin you’re alright
Poor boy probably thinks he did something wrong
Ladybug
Can’t please everyone right now someone else tell Robin I’m okay
I’m gonna
Sit down
Chat Noir
M’lady I saw the shirt
M’lady
Is the revelation…
Ladybug
I’ll DM you
Chat Noir
Oh no
Honey Bee
You guys Have to let us in one what this is afterwards.
Carapace
Well, not unless Viperion sleuths it out first
Viperion
No chance
I’m a baby detective
Ladybug
…
What
Chat Noir
Honey Bee nominated Viperion as out team detective
So now he’s gotten Red Robin to train him
Ladybug
Everything needs to stop happening for two seconds so I can catch my breath-
Honey Bee
Oh yeah I know the feeling
Ladybug
Then do me a favor and stop doing things for a bit so I can calm down
Honey Bee
Gotcha
Carapace
Okay blanket announcement: Everyone leave LB alone for a bit
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Direct message between Ladybug and Chat Noir
Ladybug
Don’t freak out visibly
Chat Noir
What?
Ladybug
Robin is Bloodson
Chat Noir
WHAT?
Ladybug
Well not 100% confirmed, but basically
Chat Noir
Um.
Ladybug
Now suffer with me.
Chat Noir
Why
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Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl
Ghost Boy
Hey Ellie
Ghost Girl
Well Hi
Ghost Boy
You’re up late
Ghost Girl
You’re the one who messaged me!
Ghost Boy
Touche
Ghost Girl
What do you want
It’s movie night and I don’t want to keep the movie paused for too much longer
Ghost Boy
Oh cool it’s movie night here too
Ghost Girl
Then go watch your movies and leave me alone
Buh bye
Ghost Boy
The Bats are training Team Miraculous
And they don’t know
Ghost Girl
…
Go On
Ghost Boy
Mouse Sensei contacted me and asked about Batman, because they were going to go over there to train
And then I contacted Bloodson about it, and yeah it’s true
I kinda hinted that they should trade discord info but I don’t want to directly give away any identities
Wondering what I should do now
Ghost Girl
Oh gosh this is gold
And GOSH DARN IT
I can’t tell Jon because he doesn’t know about the Miraculous people
Ghost Boy
See?
Pain.
Ghost Girl
But also I’m cackling and want to watch this all go down with popcorn
Ghost Boy
Exactly
Ghost Girl
Do you think Kon would sneak me into the batcave?
If I asked nicely?
Ghost Boy
I don’t know him as well as you do
Ghost Girl
If I come up with a really good prank for SPITE then he might go for it
Ghost Boy
If you manage it, get me footage
Ghost Girl
What kind of chaos twin would I be if I didn’t?
Ghost Boy
So proud of you
Ghost Girl
thx<3
Ghost Boy
You know I might just ask Mouse how it’s going
Ghost Girl
Ask her if I can meet a Kwamii
Ghost Boy
Ask her yourself!
And didn’t Double A already say that you can meet Plagg?
Ghost Girl
Well yeah but they’re not usually on the same continent as me
Tell em to swing by Metropolis before they leave
Ghost Boy
I’m pretty sure the bats are in charge of their travel
Ghost Girl
Tell Batman to let the Miraculous team swing by Metropolis before they leave
Ghost Boy
Yeah I don’t think we’re on that great of terms just yet
Plus that feels like a weird thing to open a DM with
“Hey Batman , mind letting my foundational-concept wielding friends go visit our other friends before they have to go back to Europe? ”
Ghost Girl
Yes
Do that
Open a DM with Batman with that exact sentence
Ghost Boy
No
Ghost Girl
Oh come on he’s not that scary
Ghost Boy
I mean
No
But he’s the dad of one of my friends
Which is almost worse
Ghost Girl
Well I’m telling you right now
Superman isn’t scary at all
Ghost Boy
He’s still Jon’s dad!
Ghost Girl
And a huge dork
Did you know?
Jon’s mom is in charge of the household
Superman doesn’t even call the shots in his own house
And if what Jon has told me is true, then Batman doesn’t call the shots over there either
Their butler guy does
Ghost Boy
I do seem to remember Bloodson mentioning a butler
Ghost Girl
Do It
Ghost Boy
No
Ghost Girl
Fine but I’m asking him
Ghost Boy
Do whatever the frick you want
I mean as long as it’s ethical and doesn’t cause too much property damage
Ghost Girl
I’ll see what I can do :)
Notes:
Well hello there! A LOT of things have happened, and all I need to do now for WDFJ Club ID reveals is wrap it all up in a nice bow <3 But that's them. We still have the war, and the other chats to worry about! I, personally, am extremely excited for that.
Uhhhh so I *don't* actually have another chapter done yet. My buffer is officially less-than-a-chapter full. I'll try my very best to fix that over the next two weeks, but if I don't you'll know... because I won't post. It'll be fine though. I haven't gotten much of a chance to write much of *anything* this week because of a combo of minor writers block and my sister ambushing me with the words "Let's watch Fairy Tail" So we're binging that almost every hour that I'm home. On the bright side, I might write an AU off of episode 19, if you know what I'm talking about :3. For those who know the show, we just started the tower of heaven arc and we are HYPED.
Thank you all for the suggestions for the anniversary! I have ideas now hehe.
TODAY'S QUESTION: What's your favorite moment from CLAG so far? Or a particular piece of dialogue that makes you laugh?
Love you all (platonically) so much!!!!
Chapter 45: Dawn
Summary:
The night of chaos (Not Chaos) and secrets is finally over
Notes:
Hello hello!
I'm honestly surprised that no one hounded me on discord about not posting earlier hahaSIDENOTE! A movie is discussed in this chapter. It is not a real movie. Please don't try to figure out what they're talking about.
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between My Little Robot and Mouse Bug
My Little Robot
In the end, you didn’t say anything
Mouse Bug
Class started ten minutes ago we shouldn’t be texting
My Little Robot
That has never stopped us before.
Mouse Bug
I hate that you’re right
My Little Robot
So, you never talked to Robin.
Mouse Bug
What was I supposed to say???
My Little Robot
I’m not you, nor the leader of our team
Either of them
I wouldn’t know
Mouse Bug
You’re no help
My Little Robot
I’m not trying to be
Mouse Bug
Well you’re doing a good job
Anyway
I’ll talk to him
At some point
My Little Robot
Just don’t put it off forever
Mouse Bug
Now that you’ve said that I really can’t huh
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Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl
Ghost Girl
Hng
Ghost Boy
What is it now
Ghost Girl
They were already gone!
Ghost Boy
The Miraculous people?
Ghost Girl
Yeah
I missed my chance
Why didn’t you tell me about it earlier??
Ghost Boy
It’s movie night and I wanted to properly enjoy Zombie_Bird’s suffering
Ghost Girl
Wait what did you watch
Ghost Boy
Some kind of obscure rom com drom
Ghost Girl
Ah all three
Ghost Boy
Yep
Ghost Girl
But anyway!
I was told that the Paris People are coming back eventually
So I shall ambush them then
Ghost Boy
Good luck
Ghost Girl
I can sneak up on Red Robin I can sneak up on anybody
Ghost Boy
Wasn’t he extremely sleep deprived when you did that?
Ghost Girl
Unrelated
Ghost Boy
Really?
Ghost Girl
Let me have this
Ghost Boy
Okay okay
Ghost Girl
Hey
Ghost Boy
Yeah?
Ghost Girl
It’s been too long since I’ve seen you
Ghost Boy
It’s been
Oh
Yeah that is too long
Ghost Girl
I’m calling Wolf to come kidnap you and bring you to Metropolis for the day
Ghost Boy
School school school
Ghost Girl
After school then
Ghost Boy
Fine
Ghost Girl
Cool!
See ya then!
I’ll tell Jon you’re coming, we can give you a city tour
Ghost Boy
Looking forward to it
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Direct message between Ghost Girl and Notactuallyanerd
Ghost Girl
Hey
Notactuallyanerd
Hi?
Ghost Girl
I’m calling in a friend to go kidnap my brother for the day
We’re gonna give him a tour of metropolis
Once school is out obviously
Notactuallyanerd
Oh!
That sounds so fun!
Ghost Girl
Right??
I’m so excited for you to meet him
Notactuallyanerd
He can fly too, right?
Ghost Girl
Yeah
Notactuallyanerd
Then after the actual tour, we could all go flying, it’s best from the sky after all!
Ghost Girl
You’re a GENIUS!
Notactuallyanerd
And you’re spontaneous, doing something like this out of the blue
Ghost Girl
Sorry haha
Notactuallyanerd
It’s not a bad thing!
I kind of like it, actually
Ghost Girl
Well uh
We’re going to have lots of fun!
Notactuallyanerd
So, is Kon coming too?
Ghost Girl
If he wants to then I don’t see why not
Notactuallyanerd
Okay!
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War Meeting
Friar Tuck
Hahahahaha
Ghost Girl
What the frick
Friar Tuck
I have Many Feelings
And I need some distraction
Anyone up for a battle?
Ghost Boy
Did movie night mess you up that bad?
Dang.
Chaos
Dang 2
Zombie_Bird
Dang 3
PurpleWaffles
Dang 4
Chaos
You weren’t even there
PurpleWaffles
I don’t think that matters
Lady Pizza
What happened at movie night? 0-0
PurpleWaffles
You
Friar Tuck
They were meant to be together !!!!
Notactuallyanerd
Who?
Chaos
Don’t ask
Zombie_Bird
You know I thought that the movie was going to be boring
Did not expect character death out of left field
MyPalVal
I know right?
It was kinda brutal, but it did wonders for the story
Friar Tuck
But they were MEANT TO BE
Ghost Boy
Tuck
Tuck it was the side paring
The main characters still got together
The Kon Man
What movie is this?
Friar Tuck
Do Not Speak Its Name
Chaos
Sheesh alright
Babababs
Don’t worry Kon I know what movie it is
I’ll send it to you later on the condition that you send me a picture of your whole family ugly crying
The Kon Man
Deal
Ghost Girl
I am desensitized to character death at this point
Ghost Boy
You did that to yourself
Read some fluff once in a while oh my gosh
Ghost Girl
Eh.
Friar Tuck
SO
BATTLE
YES
@Everyone
Double A
I have stuff to do, sorry
Lady Pizza
No you don’t! :D
I called in a favor :P
Double A
You can do that???
My Little Robot
She’s done it before, she just hasn’t told you
Double A
Oh my gosh you’re amazing
The_Blood_Son
Yes well, we all knew that already.
Zombie_Bird
GASP
Demon spawn??
Complimenting people?????
Did an apocalypse happen without my knowledge?
Chaos
Plenty, we just haven’t told you enough stories yet.
PurpleWaffles
Scared™
The_Blood_Son
I only compliment people when they deserve it.
Ghost Girl
Buuuurn
Ghost Boy
Like I said
Our team is close :)
Lady Pizza
:)
Zombie_Bird
Stop
PurpleWaffles
Seconded.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh yeah
Zombie_Bird and GB drama
Right
Zombie_Bird
Ask about it in DMs
Ghost Boy
Seconded
Chaos
What?
MyPalVal
I haven’t seen you guys have any drama
Babababs
Well that’s because they only talk about it in their DMS
MyPalVal
And how would you know about that ?
Babababs
It’s nothing major anyway
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Don’t mind Babs
She’s just a digital stalker
MyPalVal
OH
*just* a digital stalker
Friar Tuck
BATTLE??
Ghost Boy
What, is this not distracting enough?
Friar Tuck
I want to do some Violence™
PurpleWaffles
Fair enough
Double A
Oh same
Thank you
Uh
Pizza
For clearing my schedule
Ghost Girl
*facepalm*
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Direct message between Double A and The_Blood_Son
Double A
Okay so
Quick before we start
The_Blood_Son
What is it?
Double A
Are you Robin?
Bloodson?
Hello?
Notes:
Oh my gosh the night is finally over. Finally. It was fun, but a little long.
ALSO!!!
THIS FIC HAS EXISTED FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!
Those of you who have been following since the beginning, Thank you so much. It's been one of the best years of my life, despite the current state of the world. I starter writing a CLAG side story in celebration! At current it's the fourth work in the CLAG series, and though it doesn't have much right now, it's multichapter! It's also not pre-written so I've decided to make it somewhat reader interactive! Comments will directly impact the story, so if you want to do that, I'd reccomend going over and having a look at it!
Have a good week my lovelies!
Chapter 46: We're So Close
Summary:
Some things happen ig
Notes:
Me: *sick in bed*
Me: Oh frick I have commitments-So
I've been a bit sick for a while, sorry for the skipped post-day. Winter is always like this for me, sadly.Hopefully this chapter fulfills those expectations you've been building!
Enjoy!Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Zombie_Bird
In celebration of a victory a long time coming I’m taking all Amity Park people out for the underage version of a drinking party!
MyPalVal
Heck yea!!
JazzHands
I’m assuming that the underage part of that statement implies we’ll be doing everything 100% legally?
Zombie_Bird
Yeah definitely
Probably soda and pizza
Chaos
My house or are we going out?
Zombie_Bird
Night on the town
Chaos
Sweet
Friar Tuck
I’m just in shock that we actually won
PurpleWaffles
And I’m salty that I’m not in Amity Park!
I want to come!
The Kon Man
Don’t worry
@SPITEandCAFFEINE, you, and I will have our own soda and pizza party
PurpleWaffles
Yes yes yes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
And a movie
I’ll get the theater set up
MyPalVal
Just parties all around I guess
Zombie_Bird
Well
Except for the other team
GB isn’t invited
Chaos
Of course not
JazzHands
Did they feel off balance to anyone else?
They’re usually more in sync than that
PurpleWaffles
Oh yeah
Did you see GB, Bloodson, and that weird Pizza person last time?
It was almost hivemind level cooperation
But this time?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I wouldn’t go that far
But they did feel really off kilter this time
MyPalVal
I don’t care about that
I just want free food
Zombie_Bird
Don’t worry I got it covered
MyPalVal
This is why we’re friends
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
The Kon Man
You know
The best thing about being a double agent
Is that no matter which side wins
I still get to celebrate
Ghost Girl
Frickin bring me back a whole frickin pizza or you’re not going to be a double agent anymore
If you know what I mean
The Kon Man
Stop reading over my shoulder and you’ve got a deal
Mouse Bug
What?
Ghost Boy
The Amity people are going out for pizza and partying since they won
I guess they’re having more than one pizza party
The Kon Man
Yep
Notactuallyanerd
I want pizza too!
Ghost Girl
Don’t worry he’s bringing me a whole one
I’ll share with you
Notactuallyanerd
Yes!
Babababs
I suppose I have a party to crash tonight then
Ghost Girl
Do send video
Babababs
I’ll try
Mouse Bug
All this drama going down in the states makes me wish I could join
Ghost Boy
I…
I mean
Mouse Bug
Too bad we can’t
Ghost Boy
Someone please
Help
Babababs
I know right
Ghost Boy
Wait
You too??
Babababs
Oh you’d be surprised
Notactuallyanerd
What are you guys talking about
Babababs
With any luck you’ll find out soon
Mouse Bug
Babs please
stop
Babababs
No
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Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl
Ghost Boy
Okay school’s over
You can send the kidnapper now
Ghost Girl
Yessss
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Direct message between Double A and The_Blood_Son
Double A
Uh
Bloodson?
You never answered my question
The_Blood_Son
Because it’s a stupid question.
What would even cause you to suspect me of that in the first place?
Double A
Uh
Well
The_Blood_Son
Well?
Double A
I guess I can do this
It’s not like you know my real name or face anyway
The-Blood_Son
Answer the question.
Double A
I’m Chat Noir
The_Blood_Son
Well.
I’m not sure what I was expecting, but not that.
Double A
Haha yeah
People tell me that I act really different in the mask
The_Blood_Son
That still doesn’t completely answer my question.
Double A
Right!
Last night in the batcave
I think it was Babs?
Yeah, babs
She left her WDFJ Club shirt out where we could see it
I asked Mouse Bug about it (Ladybug) and she said that you were probably Robin
The_Blood_Son
I see.
Excuse me for a moment.
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Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Babababs
The_Blood_Son
Gordon.
Babababs
Yeah?
The_Blood_Son
You left your WDFJ Club shirt out in the open on purpose.
Didn’t you
Babababs
Guilty as charged
What’s with the accusatory tone?
You didn’t realize last night
The_Blood_Son
I didn’t register it as a problem last night.
But now, Double A has messaged me about my being Robin.
Now, it’s a problem that I feel completely justified about accusing you of causing.
You revealed my identity!
Babababs
I made sure not to actually tell them anything
I just made sure that they would find out anyway
The_Blood_Son
Why?
Babababs
Dami
We’re the Bats
Our friends from Amity are apocalypse threat level ghosts
And our friends in Paris use the powers of gods on a daily basis
Every single person in The WDFJ Club is a hero
Or at least hero adjacent
Things have gotten better ever since we revealed ourselves to the Ghost siblings
Doing the same for the Miraculous team is the opposite of a bad thing
Also, leaving them out of the loop just feels mean
Especially since I’m 87% sure that the Ghost siblings also know about them being the Miraculous team as well
The_Blood_Son
I-
I see your reasoning.
Babababs
Wouldn’t it be fun?
For the ENTIRE WDFJ Club to hang out in the Batcave?
Sharing stories
Showing off weapon skills/powers?
Imagine it for a second
The_Blood_Son
That sounds…
That sounds like something I’d like to see.
Babababs
I’m leaving it up to you whether you want to tell Double A right out or not
But my personal suggestion?
Do it
Imagine how cohesive our teamwork will be once all of our biggest secrets are out in the open
The other team could never
The_Blood_Son
I’ll admit, stressing over the secret threw me off my rhythm today.
All right.
I’ll take your advice.
You are rarely wrong.
Babababs
Aw
Thanks Dami
The_Blood_Son
Don’t get flattered over facts.
Babababs
Whatever you say
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Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Double A
The-Blood-Son
I have returned.
Double A
…?
The_Blood_Son
You’ve been granted my trust.
Don’t misuse it.
Double A
Okay?
The_Blood_Son
You were right.
I am Robin.
Double A
!!!
That’s so cool!!
Oh man, we have other hero friends!!
The_Blood_Son
I will inform Mouse Sensei about my identity, even if you say she already knows.
Do not mention it to anyone else in the meantime.
Double A
You got it!
My lips are sealed
The_Blood_Son
Oh, and I suppose Robot is also a Miraculous holder?
Double A
Yeah?
The_Blood_Son
Which one?
Double A
Pegasus
Oh my gosh!
We have someone who can make portals!!
We could totally find ways to hang out now!
The_Blood_Son
I suppose that’s a possibility.
Double A
This is so exciting!
The_Blood_Son
I shouldn’t be surprised, but it really does not seem as if I’m speaking to Chat Noir.
You are very different in and out of the mask, aren’t you.
Double A
So I’ve been told haha
I watch a lot of anime in my spare time, so when I got my powers I kinda unconsciously built a bit of an ideal for what I’d want to be like in that kind of a role
The_Blood_Son
It’s smart.
My father does something similar to protect his own identity.
Double A
Batman does?
The_Blood_Son
Yes.
Double A
That’s
Somehow gratifying to know
The_Blood_Son
One last thing, Double A.
Double A
What?
The_Blood_Son
Never spring information like that on anyone right before battle.
You unintentionally threw off the balance of the whole team, resulting in our defeat.
Think before you speak, or face the consequences!
Double A
Ah
Yeah
My bad
Notes:
I want to count how many comments on last chaper had some variation of "ADRIEN NOOO" or "ADRIEN YOU CAN'T DO THAT" because I don't think the comments section has ever been so united.
Hello! I'm back! For how long? No one knows! My buffer is still kind of dead! Will the next update come on time? I sure hope so!
Gotta say I've missed you guys though. Up until now I've just been getting a boost of comment based validation once every two weeks, and it was weird not to have that. Y'all're great.
Question of the day! What do you want for Christmas? If you don't celebrate Christmas, what's something else you're looking forward to? I personally want a ~fancy~ knife, but I know no one is going to get me one.
OH YEAH! I recently posted the first chapter of a Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja AU-rewrite in case anyone is interested!
Chapter 47: We Finally Made it!!
Notes:
Me: Okay, I have 800 words right now, and I only have to write one more short conversation before the chapter is over, time to write about 200 words of establishment!
600 words later: Oh. Um. Whoops.
So anyway a third of this chapter was unintentional, and therefore bonus! Enjoy the longer-than-normal chapter!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Mouse Bug
The_Blood_Son
Mouse Sensei?
Mouse Bug
Ah
Uh
Bloodson?
Did you need something?
The_Blood_Son
I do, actually.
Mouse Bug
Oh, what is it?
The_Blood_Son
You think I am Robin.
Mouse Bug
Uh
I was going to talk to you about it
Eventually
The_Blood_Son
Well, I am simply telling you that you are correct.
Mouse Bug
Oh
Uh
Well
Good?
That’s super cool, I mean
Uh
Pun unintended
How did you find out that I knew?
The_Blood_Son
Double A informed me.
Mouse Bug
Oh yeah
That checks out
The_Blood_Son
He also informed me of your hero identities, under the assumption that since I didn’t know your real names or faces that it didn’t matter anyway.
Mouse Bug
Wait, so you know about us too??
The_Blood_Son
You’re Ladybug, yes?
Mouse Bug
I
I am, yeah
Darn it Chat
The_Blood_Son
Are you mad at him?
I suppose it makes sense.
Mouse Bug
I’m not as mad as I’d thought I would be, to be honest
It almost feels like a weight off
Pretty much all of my close friends in real life know
And are a part of my team
So having you know is actually a huge relief
I hate keeping secrets
The_Blood_Son
In this line of work?
Mouse Bug
I know, right?
I’m terrible at it too
The_Blood_Son
I can see that from you.
Mouse Bug
The only reason I haven’t blown everything about the War to the other team is the fact that we’re not in person
And the little challenge I’ve given myself of adding those emoticons to everything LadyPizza says
The_Blood_Son
Ah, yes.
Mouse Bug
I do wish Chat would have told me that he was telling you first though
I would have said yes, but it’s the principle of the thing
I consulted him before we told GB
The_Blood_Son
So Ghost Boy does know.
Mouse Bug
Yeah!
Wait
We’re the Paris Miraculous team
You’re the Bats
And the Ghost siblings are actual ghosts
You don’t think that all the secrets are out between The WDFJ Club, do you?
The_Blood_Son
Well, you still need to tell our Metropolis members about yourselves, and they need to tell you their secret, but other than that, yes.
Mouse Bug
Oh my gosh they’re the Superboys, aren’t they?
The_Blood_Son
Now all we need is for you to tell them about you, and all secrets will be out.
All big ones, anyway.
Mouse Bug
I really like the sound of that
My relationships with my team members became so much closer after we shared identities
We’re going to be absolutely unstoppable after this
The_Blood_Son
Indeed.
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Direct message between The_Blood_Son and My Little Robot
The_Blood_Son
I understand that you already know this, but I feel I must tell you myself or it will annoy me forever.
I am Robin.
My Little Robot
To be perfectly honest,
I am glad you feel you can even tell me.
You could have never even bothered to adknowledge what I knew,
Given that you already know that I’m capable of keeping secrets.
The_Blood_Son
I may not speak to you one on one nearly as much as I do some of the others, but you’re still one of my teammates.
You’ve had my back before, in the battles.
Additionally, you have protected the entire team in conjunction with Babababs via your cyber security.
I trust you, and value your trust in return.
My Little Robot
I trust you too.
Thank you for trusting me, I know how valuable that is.
The_Blood_Son
I wouldn’t place my trust in anyone who didn’t understand its value.
Such a person would be an idiot.
My Little Robot
The same kind of idiot who gives trust out like candy, I suppose.
The_Blood_Son
The very same.
My Little Robot
I know some people like that.
I used to be numbered among them, until Ladybug managed to thin my thick skull.
The_Blood_Son
I’ll have to offer her my gratitude.
Even more, that is.
My Little Robot
Be careful about how you go about it, she’s not the best at handling compliments.
The_Blood_Son
How so?
My Little Robot
Give her a compliment when you next see her in person.
Then, you’ll know.
If we all do it at once, she’ll metaphorically implode.
It’ll be fun to watch.
She needs genuine positive reinforcement anyway, what with the state of things.
The_Blood_Son
I’ve never put much stock in that myself, but I’ll take your word for it.
My Little Robot
It works for her, so we do it.
Compliments have never quite worked on me either.
The_Blood_Son
Well in any case, once Mouse sensei informs the Metropolis people about you all, the entire WDFJ Club will know each other’s hero identities.
My Little Robot
That will be nice.
The_Blood_Son
I’m inclined to agree.
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Groupchat - Hi Guys
<MouseBug added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>
<MouseBug added The Kon Man to the chat>
MouseBug
Hi guys
Notactuallyanerd
Mouse Sensei?
Why the groupchat?
The Kon Man
Yeah
It’s rare for you to so specifically grace us with your presence
MouseBug
Well
You guys are the only ones not in the loop
So I made a groupchat
To get you in the loop
The Kon Man
Okay?
Notactuallyanerd
What loop?
MouseBug
The secret identity loop, I guess
The Kon Man
Normally I’d tell you that I’m very much in the secret identity loop
But you’re the one talking to us
So now I’m not so sure
Notactuallyanerd
Mouse Sensei you’re in the secret identity loop???
MouseBug
As of yesterday, yeah
Babs left us enough hints to figure it out, and Robin told me himself this morning
The Kon Man
Oh so you’re really in the loop now
Can’t say I object
Notactuallyanerd
Does Ellie already know you know?
Is that why she’s been practically vibrating since last night?
MouseBug
Uhh
I don’t think we told her specifically?
But I can probably guess what she was vibrating about
Notactuallyanerd
What?
MouseBug
It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!
Before we got sidetracked…
The Kon Man
Tangents are inevitable
As long as you get where you needed to go eventually
Tangents are just the spice to an otherwise uneventful conversation
MouseBug
I guess so?
Well anyway, we know your identities, and everyone knows about the Ghost siblings, but you guys don’t know about us
Notactuallyanerd
Us?
The Kon Man
What?
MouseBug
The Parisians in The WDFJ Club are part of the French Miraculous team
Notactuallyanerd
Really??!
The Kon Man
Oh no way
Good for you
Notactuallyanerd
So ALL of The WDFJ Club are heroes??
The Kon Man
Or hero adjacent, Ellie’s never been a hero
Notactuallyanerd
Good point
MouseBug
Yep!
And now
We all know about it
Wow
The Kon Man
We totally accidentally created a youth superhero team online
Didn’t we
Notactuallyanerd
Oh my gosh we did
MouseBug
And now I’m the de facto leader of two hero teams
If The WDFJ Club actually counts as a hero team, since we only fight your friends and family in an MMO
The Kon Man
Exactly
True Heroes
Notactuallyanerd
Wait, so if you’re the leader of the Miraculous team too, you’re Ladybug?
MouseBug
Oh, yeah
I knew I forgot something
Yeah, I’m Ladybug
The Kon Man
Wait lemme guess the others
MouseBug
Okay, be my guest
The Kon Man
Uhhhh
Oh frick I don’t actually know the Miraculous team all that well, hang on I need google-
Notactuallyanerd
Is My Little Robot Pegasus?
MouseBug
He is yeah!
Wow that was fast
Notactuallyanerd
Well
His username always reminded me of ‘my little pony’ and Pegasus is the horse themed one
So
MouseBug
I…
I never noticed that before
The Kon Man
Google tells me there’s a monkey one
Is that Double A
MouseBug
Actually, no!
King Monkey isn’t on the team at the moment
The Kon Man
Uhhhh
Is he the snake one?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah, Viperion!
MouseBug
Nope!
Well, technically Kon is half right
He did use the Snake Miraculous temporarily, but he’s not Viperion
The Kon Man
Okay looking up snake users
Notactuallyanerd
That feels like cheating
The Kon Man
He’s not
There’s no way
Notactuallyanerd
What?
MouseBug
I always love this part
The Kon Man
He’s not the Cat boy, is he???
Sweet Double A, a player cat boy in a skintight leather suit????????
Notactuallyanerd
There’s
There’s no way
MouseBug
Third time the (lucky) charm, I guess!
The Kon Man
WHAT
NO
Those are not the vibes!
MouseBug
It took all of us a while to wrap our heads around it too
Notactuallyanerd
How does he do that??
MouseBug
I do not know
I wish I could
The Kon Man
Well he’s getting interrogated later
MouseBug
Oh yeah!
We were planning on talking about everything as a group in The WDFJ Club chat later
You can do that then!
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll go tell Ellie!
The Kon Man
What a huge F***ing coincidence
Notactuallyanerd
Language!
The Kon Man
The Ghosts aren’t here, I can do what I want
Notes:
First off since I always forget to do this- This fic has a discord! We have a lot of fun, and it's one of my favorite places to hang out due to the nice atmosphere! Here's the link => https://discord.gg/pxYp6S8Rwc
We even have a channel dedicated to reminding me to write! so if that sounds like something you want to try out, go for it.The children. They Know. And it only took them 47 chapters.
one other thing, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!! This year was so much better than I thought it was going to be, a huge part due to all of my readers, especially those on the server. Every comment, every kudo, every sub, thank you for all of it. I really appreciate it!
I'll see you all next year! May every one of you have a WONDERFUL 2022!
Chapter 48: Party = Crashed
Summary:
Babs crashes a party
Notes:
GUESS WHO'S NOT DEAD
THAT'S RIGHT
MEI'm back!! I finally managed to get my groove back, despite winter's tough grip on me! Sorry I vanished for so long, but life is as life does and winter weather is terrible for my physical and mental health, but I'm BACK!
I've brought you a chapter that was mostly written in short bursts over the course of a month, but I like it, so I hope you will too! If you think we're slowing down just because of a little identity reveal, you're incredibly mistaken...
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - KonWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Groupchat - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
Alright, we need to talk.
All together, so that we know for sure that we’re on the same page.
Ghost Girl
Oh no
Punctuation
Notactuallyanerd
It’s good punctuation!
Babababs
Sorry sensei but it’s gotta wait
@ everyone, be ready for a discussion later that we really need everybody for
But first, Pizza Party
Ghost Girl
Pizza Party!
The Kon Man
Ahh, Pizza Party…
Ghost Boy
Pizza sounds good
Ghost Girl
You can have some of mine before you go home
Ghost Boy
This is why siblings are great
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Groupchat - TheyDieForThis
SPITEandCAFFEINE
SABOTAGE
SABOTAGE
SOS PARTY CRASHER ALERT
PurpleWaffles
We’ve been had!
Babs… she’s too powerful!!!
Zombie_Bird
What happened?
The Kon Man
Babs hacked the theater
Halfway through the celebratory movie, the screen suddenly changed to a rickroll and the theater lights started flashing different colors in time to the music.
Babs rolled in when we were still figuring out what had gone wrong, stole three whole pizzas and several two liter sodas, and then left
PurpleWaffles
We can’t figure out how to get the movie back!!!
This meme forsaken song has been playing for twenty minutes!!!!
ALSO the door won’t open
We’re trapped
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m trying everything I can, but she’s blocking me at every turn
There’s new stuff in her repertoire, that’s for sure
I swear I can see some weird magic runes mixed in with the normal code in some of these fire walls
The Kon Man
My ears are bleeding
MyPalVal
And I thought Chaos was dangerous when scorned
Well, sucks to be you
PurpleWaffles
Don’t forsake us!
Are we not teammates???
MyPalVal
Teammates separated by quite a bit of distance
Not really anything I can do to help there
PurpleWaffles
Noooooooo!!
Friar Tuck
My compatriots!
We’ll mourn you
Chaos
Agreed
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Thirty minutes…
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Groupchat - The WDFJ Club
Babababs
<Video taken from a surprisingly high quality hidden camera in a home theater. Three people are sitting in the seats, backlit by the movie playing. Suddenly, the movie changes to a loop of the chorus of Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” and the theater lights around the room start flashing color patterns to the music. The three people start yelling and moving emphatically. One leaps to their feet and hurls something at the screen while another is suddenly illuminated by the light from a laptop, hands flying frantically across the keyboard. A new light floods the scene as a red headed woman in a wheelchair rolls into the room, stealing three pizza boxes and two bottles of soda before rolling out. She doesn’t touch any mobility controls the entire time, implying the route was programmed into the chair beforehand. A blonde woman, the one who threw something, tries to give chase but the door won’t open. The third person is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.>
Ghost Girl
BETTER THAN EXPECTED
20/10 BABS YOU ARE MY HERO
The Kon Man
It was fabulous to witness first hand, I’ll tell ya that.
Babababs
Party=crashed
Ghost Boy
Incredible
Babs, your everything I aspire to be
The_Blood_Son
You’re*, #17.
Ghost Girl
OH MY GOSH HAHA
Ghost Boy
I WAS DOING SO WELL
MouseBug
Everything about this pleases me holy crap Babs
MyLittleRobot
Relatively simple, yet endlessly effective.
The_Blood_Son
I would expect nothing less.
Double A
I wanna do that
I have no idea in what context
But I wanna do that
Ghost Boy
Hard same
Notactuallyanerd
Ahh wish I could have been there
Babababs
You’ll still benefit from it
Kon is bringing two of the pilfered pizzas back with him for those in metropolis
Ghost Girl
Fabulous, just when I was getting hungry!
Ghost Boy
I get some of that too right
The Kon Man
Anything for my third wheel buddy
Ghost Boy
Also as an apology for leaving me to third wheel alone
The Kon Man
That too
Ghost Girl
You guys aren’t third wheels??
The Kon Man
Listen, I’ve been third wheeling you and Jon for weeks now
I’m just happy to have a buddy
Notactuallyanerd
There’s??? Nothing to third wheel???
Ghost Boy
If you wanna think that
Then think that
The Kon Man
Please get well soon
Ghost Girl
Guys no
Babababs
*chews popcorn loudly*
Mouse Bug
*Chews popcorn quietly*
Ghost Girl
Can you not
Babababs
We should start that more serious discussion, anyway.
@everyone we’re going to start a serious discussion!
So that I know you’re here, I’m calling roll
Ghost Boy?
Ghost Boy
Here
Babababs
Mouse sensei?
Mouse Bug
Here!
Babababs
Bloodson?
The_Blood_Son
I am here.
Babababs
Ghost Girl
Ghost Girl
Here lol
Babababs
NAAN?
Notactuallyanerd
Here!
Babababs
Double A?
Double A
Present!
Babababs
Robot?
My Little Robot
Present.
Babababs
Kon?
The Kon Man
All of us are here Babs
Babababs
Had to make sure
Ghost Boy
Can’t you just check to see if we’re all online?
Ghost Girl
Nah I’m always on invisible
Notactuallyanerd
She should be able to know anyway
Babababs
Maybe I just wanted to do roll call
Anyway, we can start now.
Mouse sensei take the floor
Mouse Bug
So uh
Heroes
Somehow, every single person in this chat is a hero or hero adjacent
And at this point I’m pretty sure we all know we know this, we just wanted to make absolute certain that everyone was on the same page so that we don’t run into any massive misunderstandings regarding this later
Ghost Boy
!!!
Everyone knows now??
About everything????
The_Blood_Son
Babababs conspired to reveal our identities to the parisians.
Notactuallyanerd
She did??
I can see that
Babababs
It’s true I did
The Kon Man
Nice
Ghost Girl
Wait Babs how did you find out?
Babababs
I have my ways
My Little Robot
A way that no one can use again, if Babs is to be believed.
I believe her, at least.
Mouse Bug
She’s never steered us wrong
Double A
The manager of the chaos
Ghost Boy
Can we get that as like
An official title for her
I have too many weird official titles I need someone to know my pain
Babababs
If you can find an avenue to do that, I would not be opposed
Double A
I had forgotten about your weird overabundance of titles
Notactuallyanerd
…What?
Ghost Girl
GB has a ton of weird official titles that he’s gotten from doing a bunch of stuff in the ghost dimension and also time travel
The Kon Man
That feels on band, somehow
Ghost Girl
GB’s brand is weird titles
Mouse Bug
My Kwamii told me a bunch of the ones she knows and some of them are really weird
The Kon Man
I have to know
Hit with the weirdest ones you got
Mouse Bug
Okay I’m asking Tikki
Uhhh
She says “Devourer of bees” is a pretty weird one…
GB
GB what did you do
Ghost Boy
A lot
The Kon Man
That’s Incredible
Double A
Plagg says he doesn’t know that one
Ghost Boy
Tikki wasn’t there for it either!
She must have heard of it from Orikko
Notactuallyanerd
Who’s Tikki?
And Plagg and Orikko?
Mouse Bug
Oh they’re our Kwamiis
Tiny gods that are the source of the Miraculous’s power
Notactuallyanerd
Oh
Okay cool
Mouse Bug
Tikki is my Kwamii, the Ladybug one
Plagg is Double A/Chat Noir’s Kwamii and Orikko is the rooster Kwamii
Ghost Girl
HEY HEY HEY
Now that we all know about each other and stuff~
Can someone please use portal/teleportation powers to get us all in one place???
Or get me to Paris, so I can meet a Kwamii??
My Little Robot
I use the Horse Miraculous, which involves portals.
Ghost Girl
Yeah I know
Come to metropolis and bring your friends
Mouse Bug
You could just meet up with us the next time we go to the Batcave for training
GB could come too
I mean if Batman is okay with that
Babababs
I don’t see why he shouldn’t be
Notactuallyanerd
YES!
Ghost Girl
Double A tell Plagg that I will have camembert prepared for him
Double A
He’s not going to leave me alone until we go now
Ghost Girl
That’s the point
The_Blood_Son
I shall speak to father about this potential visit.
We would have to make sure it doesn’t interfere with the training, as that is what you all originally come for.
Mouse Bug
Naturally.
Notes:
NOTICE: When I post now, I'm going to do it on Thursdays because holy crap Wednesdays are chaotic. Just a heads up. When will I post next? Two weeks from now, hopefully. I do have another chapter fully written, so I totally can. Ah, having something in reserve again feels great.
OTHER THING! Thank you all so much for sticking around! Sorry about the unannounced hiatus, I'll try to give you more warning next time lol. Special thanks to all the people on the discord server who bugged me about it haha, you're all a big help.
Question of the day: Which Miraculous character do you want to see join the TheyDieForThis chat? :3 hehe
Chapter 49: Balanced Again
Summary:
A new member joins the TheyDieForThis chat
Notes:
Why hello there!
VERY excited to bring this lil chapter to ya, since it does something I've been wanting to do for a long time now! Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
PurpleWaffles
Finally…
Reprieve…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I got the door open
Zombie_Bird
It’s been two hours
SPITEandCAFFEINE
She finally just let us out, I think
All the security keeping us here just dropped
Chaos
Yeah well our party went off without a hitch
MyPalVal
I was half expecting GB to pull something
Friar Tuck
He wouldn’t, not with Jason here
Zombie_Bird
What, he has something against pranking guests or something?
JazzHands
Oh, definitely not.
Both of us mostly blame our parents for driving away potential visitors, but GB isn’t exactly innocent.
Chaos
When was the last time you had extended family over?
JazzHands
I cannot actually remember
Zombie_Bird
I am envious
Or, I would be if I hadn’t seen your basement
That hole in the world gives me the creeps
PurpleWaffles
Oh yeah sounds spooky
I want to see it
Chaos
Seriously, when you get a break…
PurpleWaffles
An invitation to visit friends in their weird undead town?
Yes please
MyPalVal
Looking forward to it
Zombie_Bird
I’ll probably visit again at that point
Once you get past the whole ‘dead roaming the streets’ thing
This place is pretty dope
Chaos
It’s only a Nice Place To Live if you actually know how to live here
I was honestly a little worried that you wouldn’t fit in and leave after like
Two days or something
Zombie_Bird
Nah I fit in
There was never any question about that
FriarTuck
Just be glad that GB likes you enough to let you stay here
Chaos
Tuck.
FriarTuck
Right
SPITEandCAFFEINE
???
PurpleWaffles
That’s ominous
Zombie_Bird
Uh
What do you mean by that?
JazzHands
Absolutely nothing!
Does anyone have a change of subject?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I do (I’m still very interested in that though and I won’t forget)
Chaos
We’ll take what we can get
MyPalVal
Haha
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Alright so
We’ve had a victory
But we all agreed that the enemy was extremely off their game, and if they hadn’t been we all know we would have been creamed
Just like so many times before
And even though we won, our celebrations were interrupted and corrupted
Zombie_Bird
What, do you have a solution or something?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Not exactly
It’ll probably help, but it isn’t a guarantee
PurpleWaffles
What is it?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We’ve had a numbers disadvantage for quite a while now
But I found someone I think we can ask to join
I haven’t actually played with them but they say they’re good
I’m not in charge here so…
Can I recruit them?
Chaos
They’ll be on a trial basis at first but, I don’t see why not
Jason?
Zombie_Bird
Yeah go ahead
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hopefully, this will give us the edge we need to start truly winning again
MyPalVal
What do you mean ‘again’
We’ve never had two wins in a row
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Let me have my dramatic line, darnit!
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Direct message between Viperion and Red Robin
Red Robin
Hey man
Viperion
Sorry I didn’t notice your message
I wasn’t transformed
Red Robin
No sweat
Hey uh, so remember when I was asking you about that one game?
Viperion
Yes
Our message history isn’t that long
Red Robin
Right
So, me, my brother (you haven’t met him) and some friends are involved in this
Uh
Virtual war that’s happening within that game
It’s turning into a feud, really
Viperion
I don’t know whether that sounds fun or terrible
Red Robin
Both
My team won the most recent battle, and one of the opposing team members trapped Spoiler, Super Boy and I in a room for two hours whilst being rick rolled
Viperion
Oh.
Wow.
Red Robin
Sadly, us winning isn’t actually that common
Which is where you come in
Viperion
You’re recruiting me to your team?
Red Robin
Exactly
Viperion
…
Why?
Red Robin
You seem cool, and you already know what the game is
Plus you say you’re good
I have a few other friends but they don’t play this particular game/are NOT interested in playing against Oracle
Viperion
Is Oracle the one who trapped you in a two hour rickroll?
Red Robin
I don’t know why you didn’t think you could be a detective
You’re smart
Viperion
Thanks
Red Robin
Do you want to join?
Viperion
Is this a civilian thing??
Because all the names you’ve mentioned so far are hero names, but this feels like a civilian thing
Especially since you mentioned ‘and some friends’ when explaining it
Red Robin
…
Crap
I may not have thought about that
Viperion
So it is a civilian thing
Red Robin
More than half of my team are not heroes nor know about our identities no
Viperion
I mean
It does sound fun
So I’d be happy to join, but…
Red Robin
You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but you could give me your civilian discord tag
It’s not really like an identity reveal anyway, just a different screen name
I’ll give you mine, naturally
Viperion
You’re not wrong
Uhh
I feel a little wrong about going behind Ladybug’s back but
I am intrigued
Red Robin
Okay cool
DM me, I’m “SPITEandCAFFEINE#****”
Viperion
Got it
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Direct message between SPITEandCAFFEINE and Musical-Snek-Boi
Musical-Snek-Boi
RR, is this you?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
It is
Good idea using the abbreviation though, just in case you typed it in wrong
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah it felt weird to just type something like
“Hey are you Red Robin”
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That would be a weird message to get out of nowhere
If I wasn’t actually Red Robin
As it is it would just be heart attack inducing if I hadn’t just given you my discord info
Musical-Snek-Boi
Haha
Yeah
Hey uh
Does Batman know about this?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Me giving you my civilian contact info?
Nah
About the Virtual Game War?
I honestly wonder
There’s no way he isn’t at least sort of aware that something is going on
This house has been divided in two and we’re not trying to hide it
He hasn’t done anything about it yet though so I think we’re safe
Musical-Snek-Boi
That’s a relief
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah
So, Musical-Snek-Boi
Snake themed tag?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh most of us allude to our animal themes in our civilian tags
Ladybug’s references her second identity with a second Miraculous
Pegasus’s is more subtle but it’s there
Ryuko isn’t subtle at all
Everyone would expect Honey Bee to have a bee themed name anyway so for her it's not even an inside joke
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That’s pretty cool, actually
Is Chat Noir’s tag a cat pun?
Musical-Snek-Boi
You would think so huh
It’s actually a play on a few things
It was made for him by his civilian classmates though so they didn’t know to add in the reference
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah that makes sense
Musical-Snek-Boi
So tell me more about this war?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
It was started by Robin and a friend
They each wanted to beat a friend/brother in the game, and they got someone to teach them how to get good
So they tossed their rivals in a chat together, and then later ambushed them
And won
Then the incensed rivals gathered their forces and launched a counter attack
In response, the original two gathered their forces and now all of us are fighting
Musical-Snek-Boi
Sounds like it’s gotten really out of hand
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You don’t even know
Musical-Snek-Boi
Sounds like I’m going to, though
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m going to add you to our team’s groupchat
We also have a chat called “WarMeeting” with everybody in it, but you’re not going to be added there until you’ve had your debut in battle
Musical-Snek-Boi
Sounds like a solid plan.
Notes:
Luka joins the battle!!! For all of you who said you'd like to see Luka join, you're welcome!! For all those who voted for others, don't despair!!! There's an in now, which means that more of the Miraculous cast could potentially join in time! Keep pushing for your pick because I will be swayed by comments just saying.
Question of the day! Now that the WDFJ Club all know each other's IDs... what do you want to see them do? any games you want them to play, pranks you want them to pull, or any other general hijinks you want to see? I am all ears, seriously many of you have fantastic ideas!
If I don't post in two weeks I am genuinely sorry but I'll try my best, see you when I post next! Which will hopefully be on time!!!
Chapter 50: A little Panicked
Summary:
Luka :)
Notes:
asfjklsdfgdlgla CHAPTER 50???? Oh gosh now I wish I'd done something special T~T
Nothing too special! Just a little plot progression! I suppose the special thing that I'm doing for chapter 50 is have a Parisian FINALLY join the other chat, officially lol.
So funny story this chapter is actually a little short, because I realized that I was about 150 words short of what my normal minimum was, so I was like "Oh I'll just do a little segment at the end here to tie it all up" AND THEN that little snippet turned into a WHOLE CONVERSATION that was long enough to be it's own chapter. On the bright side, I'm definitely posting in two weeks because I have the content to haha
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
<SPITEandCAFFEINE added Musical-Snek-Boi to the chat>
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Meet our new recruit, Snek
Musical-Snek-Boi
Hi
Chaos
Welcome to the war
I’m Chaos, one of our teams leaders
I sorta share the position with Zombie
Zombie_Bird
Sup
MyPalVal
Thank goodness, honestly
That numbers disadvantage was really depressing
PurpleWaffles
Tell me about it
Friar Tuck
Is he skilled though?
It doesn’t matter if he’s not skilled
Musical-Snek-Boi
I think objectively I’m pretty good, but I don’t know what your standards are
The Kon Man
Is your kill/death ratio positive?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yes
JazzHands
Extremely basic judging criteria but it’s a good place to start
I say we hop in a lobby and do some practice
Zombie_Bird
Sounds good to me
Chaos
Yeah it’s been a while since we all did something like that together
PurpleWaffles
I’m game
Friar Tuck
Same
The Kon Man
My little brother is pestering me about something so I can’t right now but I might join you later
Tell me how it goes though
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Sure thing man
MyPalVal
I might need to leave early for my shift
Friar Tuck
Ahh the woes of being a productive member of society
MyPalVal
One day you’ll join us, just you wait
Friar Tuck
A sad day that will be, truly
Chaos
Knock it off you two
Get into the lobby
Friar Tuck
Yes Ma’am
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
The Kon Man
Guys
I know I don’t do double agent things very often but uhh
The other team just got a new member
Ghost Girl
WHat???
The_Blood_Son
What is their tag and what do you know about them?
The Kon Man
Their tag is “Musical-Snek-Boy#****” and I don’t know much about him, but he says his kill/death ratio is positive and he considers himself good at the game
They’re practicing right now, but I thought I should let you guys know as fast as I could
SPITE is going to tell me about him later though so I’m not really missing much
The_Blood_Son
It’s better than nothing, I suppose.
Notactuallyanerd
Oh gosh
Should we practice too?
MouseBug
Hang on a second…
Ghost Girl
What is it Mouse Sensei?
MouseBug
I know that tag!
The Kon Man
You do???
The_Blood_Son
Is there any additional information you have on him?
MouseBug
Any additional information?
Heck, what do you want to know??
I dated the guy for like, two weeks!
Ghost Girl
WHAT??
Oh Oh Oh drama
Notactuallyanerd
That feels like a huge coincidence…
MouseBug
It’s not a coincidence
Not really
Musical-Snek-Boi is Viperion, our Snake miraculous holder
Honey Bee encouraged him to talk to Red Robin at our last visit to the Batcave
I’d say they struck up a friendship
Babababs
Well this is interesting…
Is he good?
MouseBug
Basically, yes
But that’s not what I’m worried about
I’m the one who taught him a lot of what he knows about the game
GhostGirl
GASP! Original student?
MouseBug
Not really
It was never anything formal, just conversation and stuff when we were playing
What I’m getting at though
The_Blood_Son
He knows your playstyle.
He could recognize you.
MouseBug
Exactly
Also another related problem, he could recognize Double A and MyLittleRobot’s tags
And then he could realize my identity as The Teacher, which is one of their win conditions
Babababs
We still don’t have any win conditions, do we
The_Blood_Son
We need to reclaim our stolen items and beat them in another formal duel.
I’d say that should constitute our win.
MouseBug
@everyone we need a strategy
MyLittleRobot
Us three Parisians should develop a cover story.
Babababs
I can help. I have a lot of experience with that
DoubleA
My Snake buddy joined the other side???
Noooooo!
Betrayal!!!
Ghost Girl
Snake Buddy?
Mouse Bug
They’ve both used the Snake Miraculous before
Ghost Boy
This is not what I was expecting when I got that ping
Babababs
Cover story?
DoubleA
Uhhhhhhhhh
Well, Mouse is going to be playing on her alt, so we have that going for us at least
Mouse Bug
Yeah but if they recognize my play style that doesn’t matter
What we need is for me to mask my play style and then a good excuse for why I’m not participating
The_Blood_Son
We should practice with all new elements in place, preferably on the Europeans servers.
My Little Robot
As for the excuse, we could say we invited you, but you were too busy to join.
Viperion knows enough about you to buy that.
Mouse Bug
Honestly, between being the leader of the Miraculous team, fashion design, and class president duties, I’m surprised that excuse isn’t the truth.
This game is important to my mental health though so I don’t regret helping.
Notactuallyanerd
That’s good, for a second I was worried we were stressing you out.
DoubleA
What do we do if he asks who Lady Pizza is?
Mouse Bug
We don’t tell him
It’s bad form to ask something like that about an internet person you don’t really know anyway
Double A
True
Ghost Boy
It’s alright, we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way through this
Ghost Girl
Afjlhasgls why
The Kon Man
I’m going to go be a good double agent now bye
Mouse Bug
I’m in european server one
Babababs
On my way
Notes:
Still can't believe we made it to 50 chapters, I LOVE ALL OF MY READERS SO MUCH AAAAAAH
You all have been beyond supportive of this ajfaskfl thank y'all so much. Man, I'm supposed to be a writer why are words this hard ugh
QUESTION OF THE DAY: I'm getting my writing groove back!! Anyone got any writing prompts? Any fandom you know I'm in is more than welcome!
QUESTION OF THE DAY#2 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THE FIRST ONE: How are y'all? Is life alright?
Oh and for anyone reading this long after it's been posted, this is your mandatory break. Go have a drink of water.
Chapter 51: The Therapist
Summary:
Jazz shares some trauma
Notes:
I almost forgot to post this whoops! I was on my way to bed when I remembered that it was Thursday and went oH FRICK IT'S POST DAY so here I am, still technically posting when I was supposed to.
This entire conversation was supposed to be tacked on the end of last chapter but it got long enough to be it's own chapter so... enjoy it I guess. We'll check back in with The WDFJ Club next time!
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
MyPalVal
Thank goodness you weren’t lying about being good
If our first new recruit in a while wasn’t good…
Chaos
Dark thoughts.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Well uh
I’m glad I could live up to your expectations?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So am I!
If you did badly it would reflect on me as the recruiter!
The Kon Man
Aww don’t worry Timmy, even if Snek hadn’t panned out you still have me!
PurpleWaffles
Darn it!
Now I want to recruit somebody
I bet if I ask Cass super nicely….
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You’re welcome to try, but I have a feeling she’s on Dick’s little ‘non-aggression’ team or whatever
Zombie_Bird
Non-aggression team?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I happened to look over Duke’s shoulder and see it
A group chat with everyone in our family we haven’t recruited yet
Lead by Dick
Zombie_Bird
They can run but they can’t hide
JazzHands
I’m not sure they’re trying to do either.
I think creating a support group for people who aren’t involved in this, yet still affected by it is a smart move.
Chaos
Jazz I can’t tell if you’re joking and it’s wigging me out
JazzHands
Both, since all this is ridiculous enough for it to almost be true
Chaos
Gotcha
MyPalVal
That’s one advantage we have over them
We have a team therapist
PurpleWaffles
We have a what
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh so I joined the right team then
JazzHands
Not yet Val
I’m not a licensed therapist
Yet
Chaos
We all know it’s only a matter of time
Zombie_Bird
Yeah I know I had a good laugh when I found out
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We’re the team with the therapist???
How???
JazzHands
Chaos offered me cake
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I remember that
PurpleWaffles
Oh gosh
Therapy
Imagine
JazzHands
I’m always looking for experience, if you want a free appointment with an amateur
MyPalVal
She’s actually really good
Chaos
We do stan Jazz and her therapy skills
PurpleWaffles
Maybe I should
Simply so I can say that I have
The sheer power that would give me over B
Can you imagine??
Anything he says I could just rebute with “Yeah well at least I’VE been to THERAPY, like a WELL ADJUSTED ADULT” and he would never be able to say anything
Zombie_Bird
Oh
Oh you’re right
Oh
PurpleWaffles
Jason you’re over there right now
Jason you have the opportunity
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well then the question becomes, can Jazz actually handle all of Jason’s issues?
Zombie_Bird
Oh shut up you’re not that much better
Chaos
She can
You know how our town is extremely haunted?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah?
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s what
Chaos
Jazz gives the ghosts therapy
If they consent of course
But still
Ghost Therapy
JazzHands
What else was I supposed to do??
Their only other local option was SPECTRA!
And she actively tries to make you more miserable so she can feed off your despair!
Musical-Snek-Boi
This feels more like home suddenly…
PurpleWaffles
WHAT did I just read
Zombie_Bird
Oh wow
That’s a story I haven’t heard yet
PurpleWaffles
That sounds like something you’d find over here in Gotham, only over here they’d be human
Chaos
Oh truly a story
Well
A few stories
They’re all bad
PurpleWaffles
Well great now I’m curious
Musical-Snek-Boi
I am also curious?
About more than the demon therapist
Chaos
Oh frick right
Newbie
Jazz, EXPLAIN
JazzHands
You’re one of the originals in this chat!
Also in the… other group
Chaos
Yes well
You’re more professional about just about everything
JazzHands
Fair
Alright Snek, Val, Chaos, Tuck and I all live in a little town called Amity Park. Amity Park is haunted. There are ghosts roaming the streets, existing amongst their still living family, etc etc
Some of them are hostile, and attack periodically.
Another ghost, Phantom, stops them when they do happen and basically puts them in time out back in their afterlife, the portal to which is in my basement.
My family is a family of ghost hunters. It's not as weird as it sounds.
Chaos
It is as weird as it sounds
MyPalVal
Agreed
Chaos
Don’t you uh
Want to be a ghost hunter too??
MyPalVal
Doesn’t make it not weird
Musical-Snek-Boi
Alright
This might as well happen
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I knew you’d fit right in
Musical-Snek-Boi
Ah, yeah
PurpleWaffles
Okay cool snek knows things now but soul sucking ghost therapist???
JazzHands
Right
Spectra
Chaos
Jazz has a very personal grudge against this ghost btw
JazzHands
She-
Okay, I’ll start from the beginning
SPITEandCAFFEINE
As fun as getting random snippets of the middle and end of this story is, I think that would be wise
JazzHands
It all started when we got a new school counselor
Our school counselor spot had been empty for years at this point, and I was getting progressively more worried about my brother’s mental health since he was refusing to let me work my magic on him
I mean there were other signs, but he’d never been that closed off before
PurpleWaffles
The story has only just started and I already hate where this is going
Zombie_Bird
I honestly can’t imagine GB being closed off toward you
What the frick
JazzHands
We’ve come a long way since then
Mostly specifically because of this incident
PurpleWaffles
Oh thank goodness
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You know, before you became enemies in this virtual war of ours
JazzHands
Yes until that
Chaos
Eh you guys are still close
It’s just slightly more antagonistic than before
JazzHands
Anyway-
I asked her to talk to him, an offer which he staunchly refused
Others though - almost the entire school had gotten an appointment with her, and atmosphere in the school was at an all time low despite it being Spirit Week
Not the sort of change you’d expect from introducing a new counselor now is it?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Ah
Yeah
Bad
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Must sound like a death sentence to you huh Snek
Musical-Snek-Boi
Indeed
Chaos
What? Why?
Musical-Snek-Boi
I don’t have any problem talking about it but I’d prefer to do so after the story
I’m invested
JazzHands
Around that time as well there was a shapeshifting ghost attacking the town and getting off scot free because Phantom kept losing
Chaos
Eh that wasn’t too unusual back then
Heck, if I remember correctly, didn’t you only start believing in ghosts because of this incident??
MyPalVal
Ah yes, the days before Ghosts were common knowledge
PurpleWaffles
Your parents are ghost hunters??
JazzHands
I considered myself a person of logic
I decided not to believe in ghosts when I was ten
I now regret that
MypalVal
I bet
JazzHands
But yes because of the shapeshifting ghost I-
Witnessed Phantom for the first time, convincing me of ghosts existence
And then our school counselor tried to kill me
Zombie_Bird
WOAH that went from one to one hundred real fast
Slow down and tell me exactly who to punch
JazzHands
If she shows up I’ll hand you the Fenton Boxing Gloves myself
Her name is Penelope Spectra, I don’t think I mentioned that
Zombie_Bird
Time to punch a ghost
JazzHands
I was giving a speech for Spirit Day, and Spectra planned to kill me on stage in front of the entire student body since I was the only student left who wasn’t depressed and she wanted to drive the rest of them to total despair.
Phantom saved me just in the nick of time, or else I’d be a grease spot on the gymnasium floor right about now
Zombie_Bird
I’m going to punch a ghost
I’m gonna do it
PurpleWaffles
Seconding that motion
SPITEandCAFFEINE
If I get the opportunity…
Musical-Snek-Boi
I just… can barely imagine…
JazzHands
Phantom beat her up real good
But I actually managed to get the last blow in using some of my parent’s ghost hunting tech
It’s a portable mech suit
It’s mine now
PurpleWaffles
HECK YES GO OFF QUEEN
Zombie_Bird
You’ve got to show me that mech suit
Musical-Snek-Boi
I’m glad everyone is okay
Chaos
oHOHO everyone was not okay!!
Jazz is our unofficial school counselor now and it’s taken her TWO YEARS to undo the damage Spectra wrought!
MyPalVal
Can attest
It was Bad™
JazzHands
Yeah, it’s been hard, but we’re getting there.
Chaos
Forget the school counselor she’s the town mental health expert!
JazzHands
We need more of us, really.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Do you do patient confidentiality?
JazzHands
Of course
Musical-Snek-Boi
…
Can I take you up on that offer of a session?
JazzHands
Of course!
Zombie_Bird
Wow
I might have to as well
If only to get a leg up on the old man
PurpleWaffles
A valid reason tbh
Zombie_Bird
I’m going to think about it but I’ll get back to you later IRL
JazzHands
Looking forward to it
Chaos
Now Snek, what’s this about you…?
Notes:
It's been a while since I did a chapter that was all one conversation huh. It's fun.
GUYS WE PASSED 100,000 HITS!!! I'M SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHHH it's funny though because 100k is sooo much more than the word count and usually that ration is opposite.
Spectra! One of the most messed up things that ever came out of Danny Phantom, which is certainly saying something! I hate the concept of her so much! Evil therapists are the scariest characters ever! Therapists are people you're supposed to be able to trust, so... yeah I hate Spectra so much. Also! Therapy! TheyDieForThis has the therapist! finally, an advantage no so easily balanced! See, I like to pretend that there are stakes, even if anyone can tell who my favorite team is.
QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were going to be any mythical monster... what would you be? I'm partial to Mer people.
Edit 5/24/23: I changed that one dialogue tag from Sam to Val. Y'all can stop telling me about it lol.
Chapter 52: The Others
Summary:
Dick, Duke, and Cass reconvene for an update
Notes:
I know it's been a while :)
I have nothing to say for myself other than I AM SO GLAD SCHOOL IS OUT.... gosh.
Anyway! Have a chapter!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse BugThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
The Kon Man
So uh
This Snek guy is actually good
Mouse Bug
I told you so
He’s not good enough to beat me, but he could probably beat NAAN
No offense, NAAN
Notactuallyanerd
None taken
I’m not exactly a master
Double A
We’re prepared though!
We got this!
Mouse Bug
I mean I already told you that
And yeah, we’ll be fine
I know it
Ghost Boy
Is that genuine or are you trying to convince yourself?
I don’t have your voice for context
Mouse Bug
I’m confident we’ll be fine
I’m slightly frazzled from catastrophizing, but now that I’ve got it out of my system, I’m sure it will all turn out :)
The_Blood_Son
We cannot be shaken by something such as this
We’re too high to fall
Ghost Girl
Famous last words, buddy
Mouse Bug
We’re gonna be fine
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GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones
DickieBird
Something changed again
The atmosphere is different
It changed after the Miraculous Team visited, they’re definitely involved somehow!
ArchDuke
Ah yes
This again
BallerinaTM
Those kids are skilled
ArchDuke
Babs wasn’t even there…
DickieBird
Yeah but you know what was?
Her shirt
BallerinaTM
The nice one
MDC
ArchDuke
Now that you mention that I did see some fabric over by her station
That was her MDC original??
DickieBird
Yeah you’d think that she’d treat it with more care than that, right??
And she of all people is not careless enough to just forget it there
BallerinaTM
Queen of organization
ArchDuke
You’re saying she left it there on purpose?
Why??
DickieBird
That’s not all I saw
I also saw Ladybug find the shirt
ArchDuke
Oh s***, Ladybug?
Wait isn’t MDC a French designer?
DickieBird
I hadn’t even thought of that
Hooray for group discussion!
ArchDuke
Yeah okay SO??
DickieBird
Ladybug wasn’t appreciative of the shirt, she almost looked a little horrified, maybe even mystified…
DickieBird
Pegasus and Chat Noir also had some odd reactions
They’re definitely involved
ArchDuke
Okay so we know that for sure
Anything new new though?
We’d already suspected Paris was involved
BallerinaTM
Viperion
DickieBird
What?
BallerinaTM
I saw Tim and Viperion exchanging discord tags
Yesterday I heard Tim talking to himself
He was talking about “A new Ally”
ArchDuke
So… The Snake with time powers is on Jason’s side?
DickieBird
The Parisians were aligned with Babs’s side though?
BallerinaTM
Both.
ArchDuke
Okay okay
The question now is….
Well there are a lot of questions still
But the one I’m thinking of is how they managed to find Team miraculous in the first place
DickieBird
I’d be willing to bet that was all Babs
And then Tim recruited Viperion, maybe not knowing the others were already involved??
ArchDuke
I think I get what you’re saying
It’s a little far fetched though
BallerinaTM
I think he’s right
DickieBird
Ahhh we’re missing so much context
ArchDuke
That’s the point Dick
That’s why we’re here
DickieBird
Well
Yeah
But I mean specifically when it comes to the Parisian involvement
How much do they know?
ArchDuke
Well
We know them too, right?
What about recruiting a contact of our own?
DickieBird
Duke you’re a genius
Now we need to decide on a target
BallerinaTM
HoneyBee
She looks like she would talk
ArchDuke
Cass is, once again, correct
DickieBird
Alright!
I’ll see if I can get the contacts out of B
I know he has them
ArchDuke
Let us know when you’ve got them
DickieBird
Obviously
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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Musical-Snek-Boi
You guys want to know about me?
Chaos
Yes
Zombie_Bird
Well based on timing and your name I have a pretty good guess about who you are
But I want to hear the story first hand
JazzHands
If you are going to get a session from me this will be good for context
PurpleWaffles
Heck yea
Musical-Snek-Boi
Alright
Well, I’m Parisian
I live in Paris
MyPalVal
Oh cool
SPITEandCAFFEINE
No
Not cool
Not right now anyway
Musical-Snek-Boi
While I love my city I have to agree with SPITE
It’s… not the best place to be currently
JazzHands
Why?
I haven’t heard anything (that) concerning about Paris
Musical-Snek-Boi
Magical terrorism
Every single person in Paris is being held emotionally hostage
If you feel a single negative emotion you’re at risk of being possessed by an evil butterfly and brainwashed into attacking the city
Negative emotions can count as anything from losing your job to dropping your ice cream
Friar Tuck
Holy crap
Chaos
Seconded
Snek what the everloving frick
PurpleWaffles
OH wait yeah no I know where Tim got you from
Yeah that entire thing sounds nasty
JazzHands
Ah
Yeah
I can see why you’d want a session
Musical-Snek-Boi
Therapy sessions are dangerous and also all of our therapists are overworked
I haven’t managed to find one
JazzHands
I’m here if you need me
Well
Not if
Musical-Snek-Boi
Thank you so much honestly
MyPalVal
Evil butterflies???
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s a whole thing
I can send you some resources for information
Chaos
Yeah speaking of that- why didn’t we already know about this?
This is Paris we’re talking about, this feels like global news
Friar Tuck
I can’t find anything online
Well, a few conspiracy boards
But that's it
Musical-Snek-Boi
There are a few reasons
Just follow this link and it’ll explain everything
:TheLadyBlog link:
Chaos
Gonna binge read thanks
MyPalVal
Same
Friar Tuck
Gotta upgrade my tech if I can’t even see french sites
Seriously
JazzHands
I’ll be in touch, Snek
Musical-Snek-Boi
Thank you again
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Notactuallyanerd
So the mood in here has been a little
Frantic
Since Viperion joined the other team
Double A
That’s one word for it
Ghost Girl
Yes yes yes yes
Mouse Bug
What’s Ellie so excited about?
Notctauallyanerd
Well I realized that It had been a while since we’ve played a game all together
And I thought that it might be interesting now that we all know each other's secrets
Ghost Girl
Two Truths and a Lie: Redux: Full Disclosure
Mouse Bug
Ah.
Notactuallyanerd
I thought it would be fun??
Ghost Boy
Can’t say I’m not intrigued
Ghost Girl
@everyone BUCKLE UP WE’RE DOING THIS
Put a smile in the chat for confirmation of play! :)
Notactuallyanerd
:)
Mouse Bug
Why not
:)
Ghost Boy
:)
Double A
:)
Babababs
This should be fun
:)
The Kon Man
:)
The_Blood_Son
Fine.
:)
Ghost Girl
We didn’t even have to typo to get you here
Wow
My Little Robot
:)
Ghost Girl
That’s everyone!
Mouse Bug
We have more people than last time
Should be fun!
Notes:
I've only been on Summer Break for a week and already I am So Bored oh my gosh. School might be torture but at least it's something to do other than endlessly scrolling through Tumblr. Hey, maybe if I'm this bored I'll actually get more writing done! It's worth a shot.
In other news I've been thinking of making "The WDFJ Club" stickers and putting them up on a redbubble shop, would any of you be interested in that?
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Anyone have any good TV show recommendations? I'm in the market for another hyperfixation
See you next time!... whenever that is. I'm so sorry.
Chapter 53: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure
Summary:
Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure (part one)
Information abounds. No one cares about keeping secrets anymore.
Notes:
I know I've been gone for a really long time, but I'm back! And I have a long chapter for you!! The game chapters always get away from me in length...
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
ALRIGHT TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
I will establish the rules
One at a time, each player will declare three things about themselves in a bullet point-like format
Two of the statements must be true and one must be false
Everyone else has to try to guess which one is the lie
Once everyone has guessed and the lie has been revealed, we move on to the next player
We didn’t keep score last time, so I’m not sure if that’s something we’re doing this time??
Ghost Boy
I say we don’t
Never have I ever was stressful enough when keeping score
This is for pure levity, right?
Mouse Bug
I agree with GB
The Kon Man
Less stress would be nice yeah
Ghost Girl
Alright then!
I’ll go first!
- When I first met Danny I pretended to be his third cousin once removed
- I flew all the way to mexico without touching the ground once
- I melted into a puddle of goo, once
Once again, GB is not allowed to vote :)
Ghost Boy
Yeah I know exactly which one is the lie
The_Blood_Son
This is going to be exactly like last time then.
The Kon Man
Oh this is going to be so fun
Ghost Girl
Guys please vote
Mouse Bug
I’ll vote #1
It sounds too specific
Also Ellie that goo thing sounds concerning, which is why I don’t think it’s the lie
Notactuallyanerd
Uhhh
#2
I’m also concerned about that?? I also don’t think it’s a lie
Double A
#3!
So we’ve all gone in order!
Hoping the goo thing is the lie :’)
Babababs
#1 as well
I wouldn’t put either the Mexico thing or the goo thing past you
The_Blood_Son
#2
You wouldn’t have the patience to fly that far without a break.
Ghost Girl
RUDE
The Kon Man
#2
Yeah no you would absolutely get distracted and stop somewhere
My Little Robot
#3, even though I’m sure it’s true, I’d like to join Double A in his futile hope
Ghost Girl
Yeah the lie was #2
Ghost Boy
I would be laughing at everyone slandering your attention span if you didn’t get it from me :(
Mouse Bug
Goo???
GOO???
Ghost Girl
Maybe I should explain?
The_Blood_Son
If you would.
Double A
Please
Notactuallyanerd
I feel like I know this…
Ghost Girl
I told you about it when I told you my Tragic Backstory™
Notactuallyanerd
But I thought you said you didn’t melt?? And that it was just the failed clones who melted???
Ghost Girl
Technically I’m a failed clone as well, I just melted last so GB was able to save me in the nick of time
Mouse Bug
Are you OK???
Ghost Girl
I am now dw
I’m not unstable anymore so melting isn’t very likely
Ghost Boy
No chance, I made sure
The_Blood_Son
If you’re absolutely sure…
The Kon Man
Relatable™
Babababs
Not a good thing Kon
Get help
My Little Robot
Everyone here needs therapy
Ghost Boy
Jazz is an aspiring therapist, actually
She’s currently The Enemy though
Notactuallyanerd
The other team has a therapist???
The Kon Man
They were talking about that a bit ago
Ghost Boy
This is why I wanted her on our team
Babababs
We’re still playing a game
Ghost Girl
What would we do without you
Babababs
Go on tangents forever
GB, you go next
Ghost Boy
Why me??
Babababs
Random chance
Go
Ghost Boy
Fine
#1 I’ve been arrested and imprisoned in Ghost Jail
#2 The ghost warden of ghost jail is my dead grandfather
#3 There is no food in ghost jail
Ellie can’t vote
Ghost Girl
That’s fair but also
???
Babababs
Even if #1 is the lie, the other two imply you have knowledge about it
Gotta admit I’m curious
#2 is my guess
The Kon Man
Ghost Jail??
Ghosts have jails??
#2 is my guess though that’s wild
Ghost Boy
I mean, they can if they want to
It’s not super official but if they call themselves jail it counts
Mouse Bug
That doesn’t sound super effective…
#3
Ghost Girl
It isn’t
The_Blood_Son
#3
I absolutely believe that you would get yourself arrested if given the chance.
Ghost Boy
That’s fair
Mouse Bug
Just don’t get into mortal jail okay
Ghost Boy
I could get out, super easy
Mouse Bug
Not exactly the problem!
Notactuallyanerd
#1
I have faith in you GB
Ghost Boy
Thanks, I appreciate it
Double A
#2
That sounds like a really big coincidence
My Little Robot
#3
Ghost Boy
The lie was #3
Ghost Jail food exists, and it’s terrible
Notactuallyanerd
My faith… misplaced….
Ghost Boy
Yeah sorry buddy
Ghost Girl
This is actually a really funny story
But I didn’t actually know about the grandfather thing???
Mouse Bug
Okay tell us
How did you get into Ghost Jail?
Ghost Boy
Ellie you didn’t know?
Oh uh
So the warden of this ghost jail (my maternal grandfather, but neither of us knew it at the time) has this thing about Rules
His rules are ridiculous, and he makes up new ones as excuses to arrest people
The_Blood_Son
He does not deserve his position of power.
Oust him.
The Kon Man
I agree
Ghost Boy
His power is self appointed and there’s not really anything we can do, except orchestrate a prison break here and there
So anyway
I had accidentally knocked my parents aniversary present into our Ghost Portal, and was trying to get it back
The_Blood_Son
#18
Ghost Boy
Moving on
Ghost Girl
Aw, he doesn’t even have the energy to be mad about it anymore
Mouse Bug
We mourn GB’s pride this day
Babababs
It will be missed
Ghost Boy
Walker (the warden) suddenly decided that possessing objects from the mortal world was a punishable offense, punishable by 1000 years jail time , which makes no sense because he hasn’t even been dead for a tenth that time, but I digress
Also frick you guys
Ghost Girl
Lol
The-Blood_Son
I am not sorry.
Ghost Boy
He caught me off guard and arrested me
It didn’t stick though since I broke out later that same day
I still had to get the present back after all
Mouse Bug
I expected nothing less
Good job
Double A
We haven’t had a traditional prison Akuma yet, have we?
We’ve had a few that trap their victims, and a cop themed one, but none that actually use jail
Mouse Bug
Huh
We haven’t
Ghost Girl
Yeah so
About the grandfather thing??
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah that
He’s mom’s dad
We found out a few months ago when going through some old albums
Ghost Girl
You need to tell me these things
Ghost Boy
Sorry
Babababs
Mouse Sensei you’re up
Mouse Bug
Oh uh
Okay
#1 I once defeated an akuma with a single piece of paper
#2 I once defeated an akuma with a single tiny wind up toy
#3 I once defeated an akuma with a single popsicle
Double A isn’t allowed to vote, but Robot is!
My Little Robot
These must have been before I joined the team
Double A
I remember these!
The two true ones that is
Ghost Boy
Oh geez
The Kon Man
I am impressed and slightly terrified
The_Blood_Son
This is because of your Lucky Charm, yes?
Mouse Bug
Yep
Ghost Boy
That’s so overpowered tbh
Mouse Bug
Any guesses?
Babababs
I have one
And it’s #1
Ghost Girl
I’ll vote #3
All of them are plausible so I had to pick one at random :/
Ghost Boy
#1??
Would the Lucky Charm even give you a single piece of paper?
Double A
It’s given her a towel barely bigger than a washcloth
Also a massive gun, of which she only needed the scope
We have no idea how it works
Ghost Boy
That’s fair
My Little Robot
#2
There really is no way to tell what a Lucky Charm is going to be
But Mouse Sensei could defeat anyone with anything, at this point
Mouse Bug
Ashdksdjfalsdhgkj
Don’t I can’t afford to blush rn
My Little Robot
Apologies
The_Blood_Son
I vote #3.
For the same reasons as Ellie.
I’ve seen recordings of your work, and have no doubts about your skills.
Mouse Bug
Hnnnnnnn
Double A
Learn how to take a compliment Mari
Mouse Bug
No
Ghost Boy
Mari?
Double A
Oh no
Mouse Bug
It’s fine, we trust them
My real name is Marinette
Ghost Girl
Cool!
The_Blood_Son
It’s nice to meet you, Marinette.
Babababs
Yep
Mouse Bug
Babs, you already knew that, didn’t you.
Babababs
I may have
The Kon Man
#1
That’s a little far fetched, even for vague magic
Notactuallyanerd
#2??
I have no idea
Your name is very pretty Marinette!
Mouse Bug
Thank you!
Double A
Why are you ok with that compliment??
Mouse Bug
My parents gave it to me, when people compliment my name they’re really complimenting my parents’ decision
Double A
Oh
Ghost Girl
I named myself
Kinda
Notactuallyanerd
You did??
The_Blood_Son
It’s not that surprising, given her circumstances.
Mouse Bug
How did you decide on Ellie?
The Kon Man
Wish I could have named myself
Ghost Girl
Well-
GB I’m gonna out your name
Ghost Boy
Go for it
Ghost Girl
Great
Well anyway GB’s real name is Danny, which is short for Daniel
The Kon Man
I don’t know why but I was expecting something a little more exciting
The_Blood_Son
His disappointments only continue.
Ghost Boy
I can’t be stopped
Mouse Bug
Well I think Daniel is a nice name
Ghost Girl
And since the person who cloned him wanted to recreate him and got a girl instead, they named me Danielle, Dani for short
Danny and Dani are different in spelling only
It got confusing real fast
And I wanted to create my own identity, you know?
So I took my new name from the back half of Danielle instead of the front half, getting Ellie from Elle
Though I don’t identify with the name Danielle very much at all anymore, I like Ellie
Notactuallyanerd
I like Ellie too!
The Kon Man
Very cool
Goals
Double A
That’s so cool!
I got my name from my mom, so it’s special to me
I did get to choose my hero name though, and it feels great
Mouse Bug
I also got to choose my hero name, but I was under pressure so it’s extremely uncreative
Ghost Boy
I technically got to choose my name, but only after the public chose a terrible one for me, so then I had to do damage control
The_Blood_Son
Ah yes,
Inviso-bill.
Ghost Boy
WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
The_Blood_Son
Gordon is not the only one here capable of research.
Babababs
Yeah, as far as media-given names go, that one’s pretty bad.
Ghost Boy
I want to go back in time and keep that from ever happening
Erase it from history
The Kon Man
Inviso-bill??
What even is that??
Mouse Bug
Please don’t GB
Babababs
Hate to end this fantastic tangent, but weren’t we playing a game?
Notes:
School is back in. No, I didn't update all summer. You know how in the notes of chapter one I talked about writing this to avoid homework? Well turns out it is very hard to write fic without other responsibilities to avoid haha. Productive procrastination amirite? Anyway! The game is far from over, and we have some more name reveals! Hopefully my chapter output will increase over the next few months, but I've learned not to make promises.
Big thanks to my beta, Silverarcher12, as always, you're amazing
Question Of The Day: Anyone got any tips for adulthood?? I am woefully unprepared, and the real world is fast approaching...
See you next time!
Chapter 54: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure Pt 2
Summary:
More of the game
Notes:
Wow it has been too long. I've actually had this chapter finished for a few days now but there were some technical issues :/
Happy Holidays y'all! Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct Message between B AND Zombie_Bird
B
Jason.
Where are you?
Zombie_Bird
In Amity Park?
I thought Timmy snitched on me forever ago
B
Jason, you told me you’d be gone for four days at most, possibly less.
It’s been over two weeks.
Zombie_Bird
Oh crap, really?
It doesn’t feel like that long, but I guess is has been
Huh
B
Come back to Gotham.
Zombie_Bird
No
B
Would you care to explain your reasoning?
Zombie_Bird
I’m having fun, that’s my reasoning
Steph is taking care of things for me over there so it’s not like I’m immediately needed
So I think I’m gonna hang out here for a while longer
You could come and drag me back if you really wanted to, but I’m not sure you’d like it here
B
Fine.
You are your own adult, I suppose.
Zombie_Bird
Listen, B, if there really is an emergency I’d hop on the first plane back
You know that
B
I know.
That town is supposed to be dangerous.
Zombie_Bird
I mean
Yeah, a little
If you’re dumb
B
Are you safe?
Zombie_Bird
As long as I’m not dumb, yeah.
B
I see.
Zombie_Bird
Wish I could hear your grunts in person because I have no clue what that’s supposed to mean.
B
Come home soon though, Jason.
Zombie_Bird
Getting lonely old man?
B
I’ve always been lonely.
Zombie_Bird
Alright, I’m going to leave before this turns into an edgelord competition.
Seeya
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug
The lie was #1
My lucky charm has never given me a single piece of paper before
Though I probably could work with that, depending on the Akuma
Double A
Yep
I believe in you
Mouse Bug
We’d have a problem if you didn’t…
Ghost Boy
All of that is impressive though
Ghost Girl
No kidding
The_Blood_Son
I have seen the recordings of your battles, and they are right.
Perhaps you could teach us something about resourcefulness, at our next meeting.
Mouse Bug
Oh yeah the training sessions!
I mean I know I’ve technically already met you, but next time I’ll actually know that it’s you
It’s kind of exciting
Babababs
I’ll make an effort to be there next time
Double A
Really? Cool!
My Little Robot
I look forward to it.
The Kon Man
Aw you’re making me feel left out
I would pop over but I don’t want Tim to see me being friendly with you guys
Ghost Boy
…Tim?
The Kon Man
Uhhhh
Ghost Girl
Oh that’s SPITE, right?
Also Red Robin huh
Safdlkjfsj wait am I the only one who knows the bat’s civilian IDs as well as their hero ones
Babababs
I think so
Mouse Bug
Oh my gosh you do
The_Blood_Son
I… hadn't considered that.
Notactuallyanerd
You met her out of costume Damian
The_Blood_Son
Well… yes.
Babababs
As entertaining as this is… game?
Ghost Boy
Oh frick right
Mouse Bug
We get distracted a lot
The Kon Man
It’s one of our good points
Babababs
Dami it’s your turn
The_Blood_Son
Apparently.
- I once impersonated a college professor and taught an entire class, competently.
- I have a pet cat-dragon.
- I have attempted fratricide multiple times, but have never succeeded.
Mouse Bug
I’m not sure what I expected
But this wasn’t it
Ghost Boy
Cat dragon sounds so cool though
I vote #1
You’re the shortest out of all of us and unless that teacher was also very short I’m not sure how that would work
The_Blood_Son
You’re one to talk.
Ghost Boy
I can shapeshift it’s fine
The Kon Man
I know two of these…
The_Blood_Son
Don’t answer, then.
Notactuallyanerd
I also can’t answer :(
My Little Robot
I vote #2.
That sounds implausible.
Ghost Girl
Our lives sound implausible
My Little Robot
Touche.
Ghost Girl
But I also vote #2
Double A
Why?
Ghost Girl
My fantastic natural instinct
Mouse Bug
I trust her
The first time we played this she didn’t get anything wrong
I vote #2
Babababs
While I can’t vote, I’d like to comment that no one has contested the validity of option #3 and that’s hilarious to me
Double A
I should probably vote #3 then
Just so we have all our bases covered
Babababs
The votes are in
The_Blood_Son
The lie was #2.
I do not have a Cat-dragon.
Ghost Girl
I knew it!
The_Blood_Son
I do however have a Bat- dragon.
Ghost Boy
Awesome
Ghost Girl
Wait what
Why didn’t you let me meet them???
The_Blood_Son
He was sleeping when you arrived.
Mouse Bug
I also want to meet himmm
Double A
While I think a cat dragon would have been cool
Mouse Bug
Of course
Double A
A bat dragon is also great
The_Bloods_Son
A man of taste.
Double A
I should hope so
Taste is necessary for my job
Ghost Girl
Do you need to have taste to be a superhero?
Mouse Bug
Not sure your personal taste matters, in your case
Double A
No not the hero gig
Though that is my favorite gig
The Kon Man
You have another job?
Ghost Boy
Can’t believe one among us contributes to society in a non-heroic way
Incredible
Double A
I’d quit if I could
Also I feel like you guys already knew this??
Mouse Bug
I still say you should just ask your dad to let you stop
Babababs
Double A I have so much blackmail on this man
Let me end his career
Double A
I’d prefer if you didn’t
He is still my dad
Ghost Girl
So what do you do anyway?
Mouse Bug
He’s a professional model
Ghost Girl
Oh cool
Babababs
You’re good at what you do, but that doesn’t matter if you don’t enjoy it
Double A
Game???
Ghost Girl
That may be the first time someone other than Babs has gotten us back on track
Babababs
Because I approve of this tangent
Mouse Bug
It’s a good one
Double A
We can talk about this later
When I’m more prepared
Mouse Bug
Sorry kitty
Ghost Boy
Babs who’s next?
Babababs
Jon, you’re up
Notactuallyanerd
Nuts
Notes:
Yeah this game is going to take a while. I've had to keep notes on who's already gone, and who's voted, and it's pretty tedious, but fun!
I've been dealing with some pretty all rounded writers block, not just on this fic but on Everything unfortunately. I'm hoping posting this will help, but if any of you guys have any sort of sparks for me I'd be delighted! Maybe topics for the rest of the characters lies? Things you want to see mentioned?
Thanks in advance, and I'll see you all next time!
Chapter 55: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure pt 3
Summary:
We continue the game, and someone gets some therapy
Notes:
I'M ALIVE OH MY GOSH uhhh more info in the end notes have the username index
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Notactuallyanerd
- I have witnessed Kon sleepwalking
- Dad once had to stop Kon from destroying the house while sleepwalking
- As far as I know, no one has told Kon about his sleepwalking
Kon you’re not allowed to vote
The Kon Man
Jon What The Frick
Notactuallyanerd
I couldn’t think of anything else!
Ghost Girl
I know this one
I can’t vote darn it
Babababs
Kon, you sleepwalk?
The Kon Man
Uh
Notactuallyanerd
No don’t say anything!
They can’t know if you know about it or not!
The Kon Man
Again, Jon what the frick
Mouse Bug
I’m going to say #3 is the lie
I feel like you’ve told him about it
And he just doesn’t want you telling everyone else about his sleepwalking
The_Blood_Son
The lie is #2.
If he had almost destroyed the house in his sleep, I would have surely heard about it from Drake.
Ghost Girl
He’s talking about SPITE/Tim/Red Robin
Ghost Boy
Thanks for the clarification
Babababs
I’m voting #1
This is only something you’ve heard about secondhand
My Little Robot
I’ll say #2.
The Kon Man
Thanks for the vote of confidence dude
Double A
Please be #2
That’s terrifying
Ghost Boy
I’ll vote #1
Because it would be really funny if Jon was telling this story second hand
Double A
That is true
Babababs
Discluding those who can’t vote, that should be everyone
Notactuallyanerd
Okay well, the Lie was #2!
Damian, Robot, and Double A got it right!
The Kon Man
Alright so at least I didn’t almost cause mass destruction in my sleep but
Why did no one tell me about this??
Ghost Boy
Oh my gosh ashfjl That’s still hilarious
Sorry you had to find out this way man
Ghost Girl
We didn’t tell you because it was funny
The_Blood_Son
Take consolation in the fact you’ve obviously never done so around Drake.
He would have told us.
The Kon Man
Well at least there’s that
Babababs
Get well soon <3
Mouse Bug
Sorry Kon
It is pretty funny
My Little Robot
Whose turn is it?
Babababs
Mine, I believe
Mouse Bug
Oooh!
I’m excited for this one!
Ghost Boy
Hacker knowledge!
Ghost Girl
Yess Babs!!
Babababs
Alright
#1 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to end his career
#2 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to get Double A removed from his custody
#3 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to get him arrested on criminal charges
Double A
Babs!!! No!!!
Babababs
Double A please
Please let me do this
Double A
I thought we abandoned this tangent!
Mouse Bug
Double A please let her do this
My Little Robot
I also have quite a bit of material
If you would let me use it.
Double A
Guys
Ghost Boy
Double A I’m a bit concerned
But uhhh
I’ll vote #1
You can get someone arrested and get their custody rights taken away but they might still hold on to a career
The_Blood_Son
Unfortunately so, yes.
#1.
Mouse Bug
I’m voting #3 because this guy is a sneaky jerk and I’m not sure he actually breaks any laws
Ghost Girl
Darn
Uhhhh
I trust Mouse Sensei
#3
The Kon Man
Please please let this man get arrested
#1
Babababs
I’m noticing that no one is voting #2.
My Little Robot
Everyone wants it to be true.
Double A
:(
My Little Robot
I suppose I’ll vote #2 to cover our bases, then
As depressing as it is
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll vote #3
Getting people arrested can be complicated
Babababs
Double A?
Double A
…#3
I don’t think they’d let you arrest him
Babababs
Correct!
The lie is #3
Slippery *******
Ghost Boy
Language
Babababs
I censored it
Would you rather me call him a fruitloop?
Ghost Girl
Asjfkladsjfhk
Ghost Boy
Oh my gosh yes
Babababs
Slippery fruitloop
Mouse Bug
Please tell me how to end this man’s career
Please
Double A
Please don’t
It’s someone’s turn, right?
I haven’t gone, I’ll go!
Babababs
Wow our first volunteer
Notactuallyanerd
Good luck!
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Direct message between JazzHands and Musical-Snek-Boi
Musical-Snek-Boi
Hey Jazz
Mind if I take you up on that offer of a therapy session?
JazzHands
Of course!
Give me a few minutes to finish up what I’m working on right now, and then I’ll be free.
JazzHands
Alright, I’m finished.
Was there something specific you wanted to talk about, or do you just want a general session?
Musical-Snek-Boi
You guarantee secrecy, right?
JazzHands
One hundred percent.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Great
That’s great
So, mostly I think I just need a willing ear to talk to
Someone removed from the situation
I can’t talk to my friends about these things because stressing them out is dangerous
There have been chain reactions in the past where someone said something that upset someone else, and then they got possessed
And then the person who said something feels guilty about it and also ends up possessed
I can’t risk that
JazzHands
I understand that, and I can for sure be a listening ear
Anything you need to vent, I’ll listen
Musical-Snek-Boi
Right
So I need to preface this is with some important information
JazzHands
Okay
Musical-Snek-Boi
I’m not
A civilian
When it comes to this whole situation
JazzHands
Oh
Oh
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah
I was chosen as one of the holders of the Miraculous
One of the heroes who has to free the possessed victims, and clean up the damage
JazzHands
I can see how that would be stressful
Musical-Snek-Boi
My powers are essential to the team, but they put a lot of stress and pressure on me
I was chosen for this job because I’m generally a chill person
I know how to deal with stress
I’m pretty good at rolling with the punches, processing things and letting them roll right off me, y’know?
JazzHands
Good skills to have
Musical-Snek-Boi
Especially in Paris
JazzHands
I can imagine
Wow
Musical-Snek-Boi
My miraculous lets me rewind time by about five minutes
To a pre-set ‘save point’ you could say
So, pretty useful
JazzHands
That would be nice to have on hand, yeah
Musical-Snek-Boi
But that means it’s my job to keep things from going horribly wrong, and rewind things when they do
But I still see it all
I still remember it
JazzHands
Oh Snek
Musical-Snek-Boi
I’ve seen my friends die
Over and over again
As I try and save them
Rewinding as much as I have to to prevent it
JazzHands
That’s… not healthy
Musical-Snek-Boi
No, it’s really not
I’ve been dealing… alright
But only because I’m me
It has to be me to do this job
None of my friends would be able to handle it long term like I’ve been able to
Chat Noir tried
He had the miraculous before me
And he couldn’t do it
JazzHands
You can’t take a break?
Musical-Snek-Boi
None of us can
Not really
We’re all so tired
But we can’t stop
Because Paris will be helpless without us
I’m just
So tired
JazzHands
I’d be more concerned if you weren’t
Musical-Snek-Boi
It feels good to talk about it though
JazzHands
That is what I’m here for
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh frick-
JazzHands
What? Are you okay?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Well, someone just got possessed by an evil butterfly, so I’m okay
But I do have to go help fix it
I’ll be back to talk to you later, though.
JazzHands
Anytime
Stay safe, Snek
Notes:
So yeah it's been Several Months. Life really got in the way, and I really just lost all motivation for this fic for a while. I had forgotten where I was going with everything and trying to write felt like slogging through quicksand without any direction. BUT THEN- miraculously (heh) this morning I suddenly got all of my inspiration back. I re-read some chapters and was reminded of all those things I'd been setting up that I had somehow COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN about. It was weird. But now I have this chapter, and a whole other one waiting in the wings. I don't know if I'll be able to keep it up, but it feels like a part of myself has just come back to life.
I'm so glad to be back, and I hope you'll be happy to have me!
Question of the day: There may still be plot points that I don't remember. What are some things you've been excited to see followed up on? Who knows, you might just keep my spark alive!
A link to this fic's discord server, the bright spot amidst my writers block, I love you guys <3: https://discord.gg/AKtjmkNgNM
Chapter 56: Portals Make Friendship Easy
Summary:
Two Truths And A Lie has to be put on pause due to an Akuma attack, and the third faction gains an important new ally...
Notes:
Hello lovelies, I'm back! I've had this chapter written for a bit, I just lost track of time what with School ending. Like, ending for good. I am not going back, WOOOOOOOO!!! Very excited about that, but anyway, on with the show! I have a feeling you guys are gonna like this one :)
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Double A
So my turn yeah?
Alright so…
Mouse Bug
Not so fast Chatton
Akuma alert
My Little Robot
Understood
Double A
Gosh darn it!
Notactuallyanerd
Guess we have to cut this short then, huh
Ghost Girl
>:(
This Hawkmoth guy is such a fruitloop
The_Blood_Son
Go. We know you will be victorious.
Ghost Boy
Hey
Hey guys I just had an idea
@Mouse Bug can we like
Help??
Babababs
Well that’s an idea
Mouse Bug
Hang on
It’s true that right now you’re not really at risk of getting akumatized
Ghost Girl
Oh my gosh
Oh gosh please Mouse
The Kon Man
Well we did joke about forming a superhero youth group on accident
Want to see how that works in person?
Double A
YES
Notactuallyanerd
Oh oh oh yes please
Mouse Bug
Now hang on a minute
Viperion is on the other team, remember?
Kon you can’t come
The Kon Man
Frick
Mouse Bug
But I’d be willing to let Pegasus portal the Ghost siblings over…
Maybe Robin and Jon as well
The_Blood_Son
It would be an honor
Ghost Boy
I’m gonna punch a butterfly man in the face
Mouse Bug
Alright
I’ll tell my team you’re coming
Send Pegasus your coordinates
Ghost Girl
YES
LESSGO
Notactuallyanerd
I’ll tell mom we’re headed out
Ghost Girl
I’m gonna get to meet a Kwamii!!!!
Double A
I’m so excited to meet you guys!
Babababs
Mouse is it alright if Pegasus patches me into your com system?
Mouse Bug
It’s alright with me
Ghost Boy
This is the best day ever
The Kon Man
And I’ll just be here
Wallowing in my loneliness
Ghost Girl
‘Tis the life of a double agent
We’ll bring you back some baguettes
The Kon Man
I appreciate it
Mouse Bug
I’ll make sure they’re fresh out of the oven for you
The Kon Man
Oh I really appreciate it thanks Mouse Sensei
Mouse Bug
Alright everyone
Let’s go
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Direct message between Nightwing and Honey Bee
Nightwing
This is Honey Bee, right?
Nightwing
Hello?
Honey Bee
Oh yeah hi
I’m Honey Bee
You’re the blue guy right
Nightwing
I guess the username gives it away
Honey Bee
Well, that and big Bats himself told you you’d come calling
Nightwing
That’d do it
Honey Bee
So what do you want with my contact anyway?
Nightwing
I wanted to ask you a few questions
Honey Bee
Why didn’t you ask them on the training night?
Nightwing
I didn’t have the questions then
Honey Bee
Yeah and why me specifically
Nightwing
Because you seem like the most likely to answer my questions
Hang on a second
I’m supposed to be the one doing the questioning
Not the answering
Honey Bee
Then ask instead of answer it’s not like it’s hard
Nightwing
Alright
So
Honey Bee
So
Nightwing
My siblings are split into two factions
And I don’t know why
Honey Bee
Why would I know lol
We just met you guys
Nightwing
Because I have reason to believe that Viperion at least is a part of one of these factions
And that somehow, this whole thing led to us discovering Paris’s situation
I was hoping for some insight
Honey Bee
Your proof?
Nightwing
Red Robin was seen talking to Viperion
And later he was whispering to himself about a new ally
And I could only think of this strange faction thing they have going on
Plus Babs was the one to discover Paris
And she’s also part of the whole thing
Notably, in a different faction than RR
It’s suspicious
Honey Bee
That is a little sus
Gotta say
But sorry
I don’t have any information on this
Though keep me posted, this sounds interesting
Nightwing
Darn I really felt like we were on to something
Honey Bee
We?
Nightwing
Yeah, I have one sister and one brother who aren’t part of the whole thing
We have a groupchat where we discuss theories
Honey Bee
Add me
Nightwing
It’s on our civilian accounts
Honey Bee
Don’t care
Add me
I’ll give you my civvie tag too
Nightwing
…
I don’t see why not
You’ll investigate across the pond for us?
Honey Bee
Sure sure
Just give me all the details I’ll need
Nightwing
Alright
Honey Bee
My civvie tag is “Stinger-Queen#***”
Nightwing
Got it
Welcome to our band of confused mediators
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GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones
DickieBird
I’m adding Honey Bee here
Though she doesn’t have any answers right now she’s agreed to snoop for us
ArchDuke
This? Is a civilian chat?
DickieBird
As long as we don’t use our real names here, we can hide behind our handles just as effectively as a mask
BallerinaTM
I’m in support.
ArchDuke
Alright
If you two say so
<DickieBird added Stinger-Queen to the chat>
Stinger-Queen
Alright who’s who
DickieBird
I’m Nightwing
ArchDuke is Signal
And BallerinaTM is Black Bat
Stinger-Queen
Cool Cool
Give me the rundown on what you guys know
ArchDuke
Our siblings, and some of their friends, have started being significantly antagonistic towards each other in two groups
They’ve directly referenced teams in the past, and refuse to give out information to anyone who isn’t a part of a team
The stakes are high, with theft and pranks on both sides as far as we can tell
On one side we have Red Robin, Spoiler, Red Hood, and maybe Superboy
Some of the stuff they’ve said has alluded to more people but we don’t know who
On the other side is Oracle, Robin, and definitely Superboy-the-younger
There’s definitely other people on that team
Possibly including renowned fashion designer MDC
Somehow
Batman may or may not know
Stinger-Queen
Well that’s a lot
Are you sure about the MDC thing?
DickieBird
Pretty sure
Both Robin and Oracle both have MDC original shirts and they’ve alluded to the whole team thing when asked how they got them
Stinger-Queen
Well that’s interesting
Hm
Not sure how much I should say
BallerinaTM
You know something
Stinger-Queen
I know some one
It just so happens that I know MDC personally
She’s… in close contact with Team Miraculous
ArchDuke
Really?
DickieBird
That’s so cool
Also the Parisians ARE involved!
Stinger-Queen
Yeah I’ll have to ask her about it
This is fascinating, thanks for bringing it to my attention!
It would also explain why exactly Ladybug was freaking out over that shirt left on one of your desks at the training session
DickieBird
Yeah that was Oracle’s MDC original
Stinger-Queen
It gives me a good idea of who might be involved…
Well! Timezones and all, I’ll be in touch
ArchDuke
It’s noon over there…?
Stinger-Queen
Hush
Notes:
MY BABIES ARE MEETING UP IN PERSON!!! It has been YEARS and It's finally happening... oh my gosh. I never get this far in projects, it's unreal.
So, I'm planning on writing their first meeting in ~prose~ but when I tried to do that, it came out Super clunky, so I'm not sure exactly when that'll happen, but it Will. Some encouragement would be appreciated, though.
Question Of The Day: Is there anything you guys would like to see in their in-person meet up? Since it's not written yet and all, the possibilities are endless!
Until next time, I love you guys!!
Chapter 57: Broken Containment
Summary:
Chloe is up to something, and The WDFJ Club regroup after fighting an Akuma together.
Notes:
Heyyyy I'm back! I have an actual reason for the break this time, but I'll explain that in the end notes.
Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones
Stinger-Queen
Update: MDC was incredibly shocked when I confronted her, and got extremely cagey
She did mention something about a video game, and then bribed me to not tell Viperion anything
I did take the bribe, but she said nothing about you guys
DickieBird
A video game…
ArchDuke
Oh my gosh
They’re not fighting over a video game are they???
BallerinaTM
Robin hates to lose.
No matter which one.
DickieBird
Y’know
I think this all started around the time Hood and Robin got into that one online MMO
Robin couldn’t beat Hood in a duel…
ArchDuke
He was really upset about that
But seriously??
Why start a family feud over a Video Game??
Stinger-Queen
I don’t pretend to understand gamers
But I do know that MDC is a really good gamer
Like supernaturally good
DickieBird
Well my first thought was that Robin asked her to fight Hood for him but-
ArchDuke
He would Never do that
BallerinaTM
He asked for help
DickieBird
See I don’t feel like he’d do that either but
He was really upset
And he HAS been getting better about stuff like that
ArchDuke
Okay but Robin asking some random french person for help beating Hood in a video game does not quite equal feud
Stinger-Queen
Things tend to escalate quickly where MDC is concerned
She’s not one to take things by halves
DickieBird
That’s exactly it, too…
I feel like we’re missing a big part of this
Stinger-Queen
What about the ghosts
ArchDuke
The what
DickieBird
The WHAT
Stinger-Queen
Well~
Today we had an Akuma
The real reason I dipped earlier
Gave an excuse out of force of habit
ArchDuke
Okay…
Stinger-Queen
But Ladybug said that Oracle called and offered backup
This backup consisted of Robin, Superboy (the younger) and also
Two Ghosts
DickieBird
Robin Oracle and Superboy… sounds like one of the teams
But also
GHOSTS???
Stinger-Queen
Technically they’re like
Legendary guardian spirits
All us Miraculous holders have heard stories and tales of their wonderful exploits spanning many millenia
We all freaked out when we saw them lol
ArchDuke
Insane, but not unheard of
BallerinaTM
Life is weird :)
DickieBird
But the fact that they showed up when they did, and with who they did??
Stinger-Queen
Suspicious
Though I gotta wonder if ancient guardian spirits play video games
DickieBird
Life is weird indeed…
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
KWAMIIS ARE JUST AS GREAT AS I THOUGHT THEY’D BE
Double A
Plagg says thanks for the camembert :)
Ghost Girl
TELL HIM I’M VERY HAPPY TO OBLIGE
Ghost Boy
Ellie, calm down just a little
Ghost Girl
What if
No
Double A
I think it’s cool that she’s excited!
The Kon Man
Well I’m glad you guys had fun…
Notactuallyanerd
We got you your baguettes! Don’t pout!
The Kon Man
I’m not pouting!
Ghost Girl
You kinda are
It’s very funny, watching him pout while munching on the end of an entire baguette
Double A
Ellie you went back to the super family?
Ghost Girl
Yep
Man, I’ve been here for a while now
The Kon Man
I’m starting to think that Lois wants to adopt you for real
Notactuallyanerd
NO
I mean
Ghost Girl
It’s okay I don’t want to be your sister either
I already have an annoying brother <3
Ghost Boy
Wow, thanks
The_Blood_Son
I’m sure if you asked Father, that he’d take you in.
He’s made a bit of a habit of it, over the years.
Ghost Girl
That’s an idea
Babababs
Just show up
Let’s see how long it takes B to notice there’s one more than usual
Double A
That sounds dangerous
The_Blood_Son
Oh not at all
Ghost Girl
I am living for this idea
or
Well
Living as much as I can be
Ghost Boy
Eyyyy
Notactuallyanerd
I also like this idea
Ellie I can take you over, if you want
The_Blood_Son
I’ll prepare for your arrival
Ghost Girl
Great!
The Kon Man
So was the Akuma fun?
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah, totally
It’s been a while since i’d fought one
Their powers can get… creative
The_Blood_Son
A woman scorned, and all.
Ghost Boy
Remind me to never stand someone up at my own wedding
Ghost Girl
Oh don’t worry
Even if you do they’ll understand
I mean
I don’t think you’d be marrying someone without them knowing the Risks
Ghost Boy
Fair
Mouse Bug
GUYS
EMERGENCYYYY
Ghost Boy
Mouse Sensei?
What’s up?
The_Blood_Son
What sort of emergency?
Mouse Bug
Honey Bee Knows About The War
Kinda
Ghost Boy
WHAT
Wait
Were we even worried about that?
Babababs
Kon! Report!
The Kon Man
I haven’t heard anything about a Bee joining the other side?
Mouse Bug
I don’t think she is…
I think she’s unaffiliated, actually
But I *do* think a bat put her up to this
She had info she shouldn’t have been able to get on her own
The_Blood_Son
Grayson.
He formed his own group of those impartial to either side.
This is his doing.
Mouse Bug
Great!
Who’s Grayson
The Kon Man
Nightwing/Dick
Ghost Boy
Language??
Babababs
No, that’s his name
His civvie name is Dick
Ghost Boy
Oh
Por guy
The_Blood_Son
#19
Ghost Boy
Is now the time??
Mouse Bug
It’s always the time
BUT ANYWAY
My involvement has broken containment
That is Not A Good Thing
Babababs
Not to mention that the other team probably knows about the Ghosts now
Viperion noticed something was up
Mouse Bug
Frickkkk
Ghost Boy
Well
We did take a risk
Ghost Girl
I think it was worth it
I’m getting the group pic framed
Also Hi Damian
The_Blood_Son
Ah, I see you.
I will open the window.
Notactuallyanerd
Thanks
The_Blood_Son
This only means that we must redouble our efforts to win
The Kon Man
As always, I’ll help any way I can
Even if I would really have liked to be in that picture
Ghost Girl
I’m going to draw you on a sticky note and add you that way
The Kon Man
Thanks, Ellie
Ghost Girl
No problem
Double A
I’m not sure what I can do, from here
Mouse Bug
We Win
We continue beating them in the game, and you guys have gotta find your stuff
We’ll try to help with that
Ghost Boy
Great
Mouse Bug
Kitty you can help manage the Honey Bee situation
Double A
Cool!
Mouse Bug
Alright
Who feels like fighting tomorrow?
Virtually, of course
Ghost Boy
Of course
The_Blood_Son
We’re in this to the end.
Notes:
So a three month gap. I don't think that's the longest it's ever been, but it was long enough for someone to think I'd abandoned this. That's never happening. I may take breaks, my hyperfixations may change, but this ic has become such a big part of my life, and I wouldn't be who I am today without it and all of you wonderful readers.
So why the break? Well, I said I was going to try and write the Akuma in Prose. Now, I CAN do prose, if you've read any of my other fics you know I'm capable of it, it's just that no matter how hard I tried, or how angles I came at it from, this scene jut wouldn't flow. I'm not abandoning it, but I thought that I might as well just continue with the actual story, and post it later when I can actually get it done. When that happens, it'll be posted as a one-shot in the CLAG series. Please be on the look out!
Question of the day: If you've read my other fics, which one is your favorite? And if you haven't, what are some concepts you might like to see me write?
See you next time!
Chapter 58: Worth It
Summary:
The consequences of their actions...
Notes:
Hello everyone! How have you been? I've been alright, all things considered. As promised, I'm still here, and still delivering, however slow I am about it! I think I'm proud of this chapter, so.... enjoy :)
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Musical-Snek-Boi
So
I have a question
For the Amity Park friends
MyPalVal
Yeah?
Chaos
Go for it
Zombie-Bird
Do I count?
JazzHands
At this point? Probably at least a little
PurpleWaffles
You’re really at home over there aren’t you
Jealous
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I mean
I think it might be weirder if he wasn’t at home there
Zombie-Bird
Fair enough
Friar Tuck
So Snek
You have a question?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yes
You said your town was protected by a ghost named Phantom?
JazzHands
Yeah
That’s correct
Chaos
What about it?
Musical-Snek-Boi
This Phantom…
He wouldn’t happen to be a teenager wearing a black and white jumpsuit with white hair and green eyes
Would he?
Zombie-Bird
Well if he isn’t then I’ve been seeing an imposter
PurpleWaffles
This is the ghost hero who’s been around for millenia, right?
MyPalVal
That… does happen to be his description
Yes
Musical-Snek-Boi
Okay
Same Phantom then
Chaos
What???
Musical-Snek-Boi
Today there was an Akuma attack, evil butterflies and all that
Nothing too out of the ordinary
Friar Tuck
Depending on your definition of ‘ordinary’ but okay
JazzHands
We really don’t have room to talk
Musical-Snek-Boi
What was unusual was the help
Usually we just have our miraculous heroes, but today was different
Four foreign heroes were seen helping out
Zombie-Bird
Foreign heroes?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
And Phantom was one of them?
You’re sure?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah, I’m sure
Chaos
What the FRICK was Phantom doing in Paris?
Wait-
Friar Tuck
Um.
MyPalVal
What
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Hang on…
Who were the other three heroes?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Well, there was Robin and Superboy (The younger I believe)
And then there was
Another Phantom??
Just, Phantom but a girl
Zombie-Bird
Crap
Wait- what???
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Phantom but girl??
MyPalVal
How… how do you know all of this?
Did you just happen to see this, or…?”
Musical-Snek-Boi
I…
Well, there’s only three people in this chat who don’t know, I suppose
I’m a Miraculous Holder
Chaos
Oh that makes a lot of sense
Friar Tuck
Ohhhhhhhhhh
MyPalVal
I figured
JazzHands
Wait, you guys know?
Jason, Tim, Steph?
Zombie-Bird
Yeah, we knew
PurpleWaffles
Jazz you knew?
JazzHands
Yes
Musical-Snek-Boi
Therapy Hours
PurpleWaffles
Riiiight I get it
Musical-Snek-Boi
So uh
I just wanted to let you know I guess?
That your hero is in Paris?
For some reason?
They helped out a lot tbh
JazzHands
Well I’m glad to hear that at least
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So, what’s this about a Second Phantom?
Do you all know anything about that?
MyPalVal
I wouldn’t ask
Phantom is kind of protective over her
Friar Tuck
She’s rarely seen
Zombie-Bird
Right
Musical-Snek-Boi
She introduced herself as “Phantom 2: Electric boogaloo”
Chaos
HA
Yeah
Zombie-Bird
Right
Friar Tuck
So hang on
Why were Robin and Superboy in Paris?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Could be any number of reasons really
They’re a lot more… public?
Not as niche as Phantom anyway
MyPalVal
That’s very true
Chaos
Yeah but… With Phantom?
JazzHands
Hmmmm….
PurpleWaffles
Haha yeah
Weird
Zombie-Bird
Very weird, actually
Friar Tuck
I guess we’ll never know
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I guess not
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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Girl
Morning One in the Bat household is going well
No one (besides Damian) Has noticed me yet
Tim passed right by me this morning
It took all of my self control not to jump him
Babababs
I’ve been supervising through the security cams
You totally should have done it
It would have been funny
Ghost Girl
Yeah but… my secrecy
The_Blood_Son
Her stealth is proving adequate
With some training she could become quite the jumpscare to be reckoned with
Notactuallyanerd
Ellie the jumpscare queen!
Ghost Boy
I’m scared
Ghost Girl
You should be!
Double A
I’ve been told I’m pretty good at sneaking
Though I have to wonder how much of it is a Miraculous side effect
Notactuallyanerd
They have side effects?
Mouse Bug
Not that many, but a few yeah
I’ve been lucky so far to avoid them
The Ladybug doesn’t have that many thank goodness
Babababs
I’ve wondered before about a few of Robot’s odd habits
Mouse Bug
Oh are you talking about the sugar cube thing?
Ghost Boy
The what ?
Double A
Oh it’s hilarious
Robot’s snack of choice is whole sugar cubes
My Little Robot
I will admit, that’s from Kaalki
Notactuallyanerd
Your Kwamii?
My Little Robot
Yes.
The Kon Man
I mean
Sugar cubes do just rule
Ghost Girl
Truuuue
The_Blood_Son
Miraculous team, are you prepared for tonight?
Or, tomorrow morning, from your perspective.
Mouse Bug
Oh shoot, I completely forgot
We’re doing training again, aren’t we?
Double A
Hey, maybe we can work on stealth!
Ghost Girl
Okay if there’s training tonight I am absolutely jumpscaring someone
Babababs
Well if anyone was going to haunt the batcave I’m glad it’s someone we trust
I’ll be filming it for you
Ghost Girl
You’re so good to me Babs
Mouse Bug
Ahhhh Viperion is going to be side eyeing us the whole time
Ghost Girl
I guess me being there isn’t going to help with that…
Mouse Bug
No Ellie, you follow your dreams
I just have to do damage control
The Kon Man
Worse damage control than you think
Mouse Bug
Oh no
What happened?
The Kon Man
Viperion was in the other chat asking about the Phantoms
Ghost Boy
Well
We kinda knew this was coming
The_Blood_Son
It was worth it, to fight by your sides.
Notactuallyanerd
What happened?
The Kon Man
Well, he did kinda tell the chat that he was a miraculous holder, so there’s that
Also Ghosts I think your team might be onto the whole ‘our parisians are Miraculous holders’ thing
Actually, I think everyone is onto everything over there
Mouse Bug
WHAT???
VIPERION NO
Double A
Well that’s not… great
Ghost Boy
I… did not anticipate that
I should have, darn
Babababs
What do you mean everyone is onto everything?
The Kon Man
Well, Everyone over there knows who was in Paris yesterday
And they know their own team
So I think the Amity people are starting to have Bat suspicions
And the Bats are absolutely having Ghost suspicions
Mouse Bug
Crap
Ghost Girl
I’m sorry… should I not have gone?
The_Blood_Son
I maintain what I said.
It was worth it.
We just have to finish this, and quickly.
Ghost Boy
That’s it, I’m breaking out the infimap
Ghost Girl
WHAT
That feels like maybe a bad idea?
Babababs
Wait, what’s the infimap?
My Little Robot
I have the same question.
Notactuallyanerd
I think this is something only they know about
Mouse Bug
I think Tikki recognizes the name…
She says it used to be your goal?
Double A
Yeah, Plagg says a lot of the times he’d met you in the past you were searching for it
Ghost Boy
Yep
That’s because the infimap is the reason for most of the time travel I’ve done
Mouse Bug
Uhhhhh okay
Cool cool
Why are you going to use it now?
The_Blood_Son
We cannot simply undo what we’ve done.
Ghost Boy
No no I didn’t do a good job at explaining
The infimap can do time travel yeah, but that’s only because it’s a map that can go anywhere, any time… and also show the location of anything
The_Blood_Son
Our missing possessions.
Ghost Girl
Ohhh I get it!
Ghost Boy
The map rarely does what anyone wants it to
I might end up on another time adventure
Buuut best case scenario it shows me to our stolen stuff, yeah
Babababs
I say go for it
I can support you from afar if you need it
I bet I could make a com link work through time and space
My Little Robot
Especially if you have my help
Babababs
Especially then, yes
Mouse Bug
…Well, Mullo is laughing her head off, so I have a feeling something is going to go terribly wrong, but
I also say go for it
Trixx says everything should work out
Ghost Boy
That’s all I needed to hear
Anyone want to come with me?
Y’know, for fun?
Double A
I’m down!
Y’know, if Pegasus feels like chauffeuring
My Little Robot
Of course
Ghost Girl
Oh oh!
Us too?
Please?
The Kon Man
I suppose you’re lumping Jon in with you
Notactuallyanerd
Okay!
My Little Robot
Damian, am I alright to use the same coordinates as before to pick them up?
The_Blood_Son
Of course.
I might tag along as well.
Ghost Boy
Great!
Pegasus, bring everyone to my room
I’ll get everyone down to the portal unseen
My Little Robot
Understood
Mouse Bug
Have fun!
Don’t get lost in space-time!
Ghost Boy
We’ll do our best!
Double A
And once we’re back, we can challenge them to a virtual match
The_Blood_Son
To show off our righteous gotten gains
Mouse Bug
We were going to fight them today anyway I guess
Babababs
Let’s do this
Notes:
HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! It has been a bit of an obscenely long time, and for that I'm sorry. SO much has happened in my life since beginning this fic, and I guess I lost the plot a little haha. Every time I sat down to write the next chapter, I just couldn't think. I know that this fic means a lot to so many people, and I wanted it to be ~Perfect~. Then, I got a comment on chapter 17 the other day asking about Danny's mistake in that chapter. I went back and re-read it to help them out, and ended up re-reading the entire fic from that point.
Reading all my past authors notes, summaries, and of course the actual chapters... it felt like a time capsule of me from that time in my life. I was delighted by it all, and it finally reminded me that this fic is supposed to be, before everything else, FUN. My mind was flooded with ideas, and before I knew it I'd written two and a half new chapters. I am so, so glad to continue this, and to rediscover my love of it, and I hope you all are right there with me.
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Who is your favorite character in this fic? I enjoy writing pretty much everyone, so I'd like to know who's the most fun to read!
Thank you all so, SO much for reading :)
(Edit. Originally the top segment with TheyDieForThis wasn't there. It was always supposed to be, and I have since added it back in. You're welcome, and I'm sorry lol)
Chapter 59: So About That
Summary:
Information (And lack of communication) abound!
Notes:
Hello All! It just so happens that it's my BIRTHDAY so I really wanted to post today lol. It feels Really Nice to have any sort of buffer again so that I can just post whenever I feel like it haha.
ALSO If you didn't see, there was an issue with last chapter, in that when I first posted it a WHOLE segment at the beginning was missing, which is kind of important to this chapter. If you happened to not see the edited version which I posted a few hours later, please go back and read that before this. Anyway, Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Direct Message Between Zombie-Bird and SPITEandCAFFEINE
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So
We’re thinking the same thing, right?
Ellie and GB are totally the two Phantoms, right?
And also the other Parisians in that chat are also Miraculous users, right?
Zombie-Bird
Stop saying ‘right’ it’s getting annoying
SPITEandCAFFEINE
But
I am right though
Zombie-Bird
Yeah, I think you are
Which is insane because I can’t believe I’ve been around GB this long without figuring it out
But now that I know… it makes perfect sense
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I can’t say I haven’t wondered, honestly
If only because I thought it’d be funny
Zombie-Bird
The portal in their basement, GB’s username, his cagey weirdness, the fact that I haven’t seen or heard anything about Ellie while at his house (still insanely weird I’ve been very curious), how blase the Amity folk are about their heroes…
I mean our Amity folk
The other people in Amity freaking worship Phantom, to a frankly creepy degree sometimes
I mean some people hate him but everybody has strong feelings
Not our guys though
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Because he’s their friend/brother
Zombie-Bird
Yeah
Or Ex, in Val’s case
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh crap, really?
Zombie-Bird
Yeah, they broke up years ago and-
And Val is totally the Red Huntress
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well great, now we have three people in our chat who have ‘red’ in their secret ID name
That’s… that’s a third of all of us
What are the chances of that?
Zombie-Bird
And I Didn’t Notice
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Are you… having a moment?
Zombie-Bird
There’s something about this town, Tim
It’s gotta be something
I meant to leave after a few days
It’s been weeks
I just… haven’t wanted to leave
That’s weird
That’s really weird
I’ve just been…. Strangely comfortable
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Maybe it’s the dead thing
I mean I know I’ve been thinking it
Steph has to be too
I guess Amity Park is just one of the places on earth most hospitable to the undead
Zombie-Bird
Yeah… that’s kind of been what I was thinking
I just can’t believe I let my guard down so much
I just… Didn’t Notice
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Maaaaybe you should come home
If it’s affecting you that much
Zombie-Bird
Yeah… maybe
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You don’t want to leave
Zombie-Bird
I don’t and it’s weird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Maybe ask GB about it?
I mean, Tuck did say something about GB liking you enough to let you stay
If he is as powerful as my research tells me… maybe he has some level of control over his turf?
Zombie-Bird
An unsettling thought
I just might
Hey, speaking of research… the one thing that’s nagging me
SPITEandCAFFINE
Oh you mean the whole ‘Phantom is millenia old’ thing?
Yeah I dunno
Maybe it’s time travel
Zombie-Bird
‘Maybe it’s time travel’
I hate that that’s a valid option
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh trust me
I feel the same
Zombie-Bird
So about the Miraculous holders…
What are we thinking there?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’m thinking that MDC is a superhero and I want to commission them even more now
Zombie-Bird
Oh you’re right
Well, I’m thinking Pegasus has got to be involved
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Portal stuff, you’re right
…If Robot’s name is an MLP reference then that’s him
And….
Is Lady Pizza just Ladybug???
Zombie-Bird
I- yeah I think so
Wow
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I’ve got no clue on Double A though
Dude’s kind of a sweetheart
Zombie-Bird
Really?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The man messaged me after a battle once to tell me how great I did, and that he had fun fighting me
It was adorable
I don’t really see how that fits any of the Miraculous kids…
Zombie-Bird
Maybe he’s not one, they don’t all have to be
Okay so
The other thing I think we need to talk about
SPITEandCAFFEINE
What?
Zombie-Bird
The Ghosts went to Paris with Robin and Superboy
We know why our gremlins might know about the Miraculous, but, the Ghosts were there too
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh
Oh gosh
The Ghosts know who we are
Zombie-Bird
Yeah
SPITEandCAFFEINE
How did I miss that??
Right. Sleep deprivation.
Zombie-Bird
Look at that
He’s self aware
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ha. Ha.
Zombie-Bird
This explains what GB was talking about…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
That thing he hadn’t told you? The thing he was holding over your head?
Zombie-Bird
Yep.
The little jerk knew my identity.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
And he still teased you about it, wow
Zombie-Bird
You know how powerful Phantom is
You know he wouldn’t be scared of me at all
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well, none of your weapons can hurt him
Zombie-Bird
Oh, I’ve gotten some new stuff from Fentonworks
I can hurt him
Still
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Can you send me some of that stuff?
In case they ever decide to come for us IRL
Zombie-Bird
Already on it
Brief Steph, would you?
Oh and Kon too
SPITEandCAFFEINE
On it.
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GROUPCHAT - About The Bats
<MyPalVal added Chaos to the chat>
<MyPalVal added Friar Tuck to the chat>
<MyPalVal added JazzHands to the chat>
MyPalVal
So uh
Are we going to talk about our friends from gotham?
Also our friend from Metropolis?
Friar Tuck
Should we really be jumping to conclusions?
I mean
Yeah, it’s REALLY sus, but still
Chaos
Tuck. There’s only ONE reason why Danny and Ellie would be in Paris randomly.
They were going to hang out with their Paris teammates.
Who are most likely Miraculous holders
And who was with them?
That’s right, Robin and Superboy
There’s a Really Good chance that our guys are also involved in this
Given where they’re from
Friar Tuck
Okay but you know as well as I do that Danny might have just been trying to help out! We like the Miraculous holders historically, so maybe he found out about Paris and popped over to help out
Chaos
Without telling us?
No, this is War related
JazzHands
Miraculous Holders… you know come to think of it
A while back I caught Danny handing a package to a strange magic man in his room who disappeared through a portal
Danny said his name was Pegasus
Wouldn’t tell me anything else, so it would make more sense for it to be War related
MyPalVal
Checking that Ladyblog page…. Yep
He’s the Horse Holder
Chaos
It’s pretty much confirmed
Friar Tuck
It’s not! Not really!!
Robin and Superboy could have been there for unrelated reasons?
MyPalVal
Would they be though? Really?
JazzHands
Tuck, why are you so opposed to this?
Friar Tuck
…
Because the idea that we’ve been competing with Bats and Supers scares me okay?
I’m not a hero!!
I am a normal squishy guy!
If they get mad at us I’m TOAST!
Chaos
Relax Tuck
It’s a virtual war
And they’re already kicking out butt in that department
MyPalVal
Also, we’ve probably got some Bats on our side too
Friar Tuck
Ahhhhhhhhh
JazzHands
Kon is Notactuallyanerd’s older brother, right?
What would you bet he’s the older Superboy?
Chaos
I’m not taking that bet
Tuck?
Friar Tuck
You know what? I know when I’m beat
Fine, I give
So, Danny and Ellie have been casually fraternizing with high profile heroes.
What do we do with that information?
Where do we go next?
MyPalVal
I’m not sure there’s much we can do, honestly
Like Sam said, it’s a virtual war
It’s INSANE that this is happening
Trust me I’m going to freak out about it later
But really
It doesn’t affect us that much
We’ve just gotta focus on winning
We can do that
JazzHands
Y’know, probably
Friar Tuck
Yeah, winning
Hey Sam?
Chaos
Yeah?
Friar Tuck
Can you check on Danny’s rockets?
I have a bad feeling
MyPalVal
Stop being so anxious about it, jeez
If they haven’t found them yet they’re not going to
Chaos
Also, Jason and I switched
I don’t have the rockets I have the swords
Friar Tuck
Still check??
For me?
Chaos
Fine
Jeez
MyPalVal
With Snek in such a good position, we should learn their teacher’s tag any day now
As long as we get in good enough shape to win a final, decisive battle, our victory is pretty much in sight
JazzHands
Hey now
Don’t count your chickens, and all that
We all know Danny
How resourceful he can be when things get down to the wire
Friar Tuck
Now you see why I’m worried
MyPalVal
We’re gonna be fine
Chaos
FRICK
MyPalVal
…
Friar Tuck
What is it???
JazzHands
Let me guess…
Chaos
THE SWORDS ARE GONE
MyPalVal
I stand corrected
Notes:
I really like this chapter, I feel like sometimes I don't spend enough time going through the other chat's impressions of one another, so I thought I would now that some floodgates are open. Not that they're openly acknowledging this, of course, but it's a start! Also, the items ehehehehe
I do actually have one more chapter in reserve that I'll post at some point in the future, so look forward to it! Besides that, it IS my birthday, so this is my shameless self plug to check out my other fics, too! As a present to me :D I recently posted my SIXTIETH FIC on ao3 (Wild) and it'd be super if some of the rest of my library could be checked out. The fandoms I write for are varied, so I hope you find something you like!
Question Of The Day: What's your favorite birthday gift you've ever gotten? (Mine has to be Pokemon Shield. It was my first pokemon game and I will never be the same.)
Chapter 60: Back In Time
Summary:
The team has a bit of an adventure
Notes:
Hello all and welcome back to 'Rosie forgot that she had an extra chapter written' so. Have this!
Oh also another thing that I just wanted to mention real quick- I got ENGAGED between updates!!!! So that's fun. Enjoy!
Username directory:
The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - KonTheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - LukaWarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and LukaThe FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - DukeOTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - ClarkThe Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club
Ghost Boy
We…. we actually did it
We got them back
The_Blood_Son
After MUCH trial and error, that is.
Mouse Bug
Damian breaking out the all caps??
What happened?
Double A
Uhhhh well
Ghost Girl
Finally I can say I’ve time traveled!
Babababs
Well, at least mine and Pegasus’s coms worked
Even if it was an experience to be managing a group stuck in the 1700s in England
Notactuallyanerd
Don’t forget, 1400s Japan
The_Blood_Son
1920s New York…
Ghost Girl
My favorite was Brazil in the 80s
Mouse Bug
Holy heck
The Kon Man
Y’know I’m not sure if I’m glad that I missed this or not
Ghost Boy
We got them though!
We managed it eventually!!
This always happens with the infimap
Notactuallyanerd
Well, you did warn us
Mouse Bug
…I’m coming next time
Ghost Boy
Noted!
The Kon Man
So you’ve all listed a bunch of random times and locations
What about the details??
Mouse and I are the only two who didn’t experience this at all
You gotta give us something to work with
Babababs
Oh there are so many details
Even though Robot and I stayed in our contemporary time and space, it still warped around us to allow for communication with them
I would spend hours and hours guiding them with old maps I pulled out of obscure archives, only to look down and see only two minutes had passed
My Little Robot
It’s only been about two hours since they left, yes?
we spent upwards of three weeks on comms with them
Mouse Bug
Three weeks???
The Kon Man
Woah
Kinda insane, honestly
Double A
Yeah uh
It was something! For sure!
Ghost Girl
Three whole weeks of time hopping!
For me it was a blast!
The_Blood_Son
Yes well, I’m sure I would have enjoyed it more if we hadn’t been constantly threatened and stressed at every turn.
Not once did we experience peace.
Ghost Girl
That’s just how my life was before finding you and Jon tbh
Notactuallyanerd
Awwww
Ghost Boy
Y’know three weeks is not actually that bad
The first time I dealt with the infimap, Chaos, Tuck and I spent months just drifting between times
Only to find when we got back only like half a day had passed
Time Travel is weird
Mouse Bug
Okay that’s kind of concerning!
Now I’m kind of sorry for telling you to go for it
I had no idea it’d be that bad
The_Blood_Son
No, it was worth it.
We retrieved our stolen property at last, along with a few souvenirs that might come in handy in the future, not to mention new skills.
Notactuallyanerd
Dami had a good time learning some exclusive ninjutsu techniques from some OG Ninjas
Apparently Danny had already been there before?
They recognized him, and treated us really well
Double A
Being wanted as criminals by the local warlord and chased by Samurai was less fun
Ghost Girl
Fair
Mouse Bug
Are you guys okay???
Ghost Boy
Well, we completed our goal and none of us are injured right now, so…
Yeah we’re alright
Notactuallyanerd
Honestly one of my favorite parts was just the portal we used to get to the infimap
The Kon Man
Oh the one Ellie talked about?
Beneath Danny’s house?
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah, we had to travel through it to get to a place called “The Far Frozen”
It’s a magical ice country populated by huge ghost yetis!
Danny apparently saved their nation a while back and so they call him “Great One’ and let him use the map
It’s like, their greatest heirloom or something
The_Blood_Son
Their description of the map was an artifact that takes you where you need to go.
Danny used it under the assumption that our missing possessions fit that criteria.
Ghost Boy
Hey, we got there eventually, right?
Double A
Not to mention, we helped a ton of people on the way!
Notactuallyanerd
Yeah
Everywhere we went, we really were needed
It was where we needed to go
Babababs
Watching all of this happen through Damian’s body cam was incredible
Mouse Bug
Oh. Wow.
That’s sort of…
Existentially intense?
The Kon Man
Yeah that’s what I was thinking
My Little Robot
Yes, that fits.
Ghost Boy
The thing I found frustrating was that Zombie-Bird had my rockets, and Chaos had the swords
They did a switcheroo on us
The_Blood_Son
That was frustrating, yes.
Ghost Boy
Like, how dare she entrust my rockets to someone I don’t personally trust to keep them safe
I mean they were still in perfect condition
But it’s the principle!
The Kon Man
Dude I feel ya on that one
The_Blood_Son
I echo the sentiment.
Ghost Girl
So that was fun, but weren’t we going to do a battle when we got back?
Double A
Oh yeah
I completely forgot
Notactuallyanerd
It kinda has been three weeks
Mouse Bug
Mullo is begging me to ask more questions, but we were going to do that, yes
Ghost Boy
Oh yeah, we’ll tell you about that later
Mouse Bug
….Okay
Babababs
Is everyone ready?
Double A
As ready as we’ll ever be
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Direct Message Between Chaos and Ghost Boy
Chaos
Danny.
DANNY.
Ghost Boy
What?
Chaos
I think you know ‘what’
Ghost Boy
Maybe I want to hear you say it
Chaos
You’re a Jerk, Danny
Ghost Boy
No, I’m a robbery victim
I feel justified
Chaos
Where are the swords, Danny?
Ghost Boy
Back with their rightful owner, and far out of your reach
Jason’s too, honestly
Bloodson is never letting those go
Especially now that he’s a Ninja
Chaos
…What
Ghost Boy
I said what I said
Chaos
Why is Bloodson a Ninja?
What did you do?
Ghost Boy
Also I wanted to say that I don’t appreciate you giving my rockets to Jason
It doesn’t matter that they’re perfectly fine, it’s the principle of the thing
Chaos
Don’t ignore the question!
… So you have the rockets too
Frick
Ghost Boy
We don’t intend to lose this thing Sam
Really the only reason why any of this is happening is because you and Jason were sore losers
But y’know what?
I’m glad that you were
My team has gotten super close over these months, and these are some lifelong friends that I’m not sure I would have met nor grown this close to without your hissy fit
So thanks I guess
But we’re in it to win
Chaos
Frick you, Danny
Ghost Boy
Ah you’re just jealous of our amazing team building
Chaos
Yeah, I had a question about that
Danny
Did you tell your teammates about the whole… Phantom thing?
Did you freaking really?
Ghost Boy
In my defense it was mostly Ellie
I just supported her
It’s really good for her to be trusting people, Sam
I wasn’t going to take that from her
Chaos
…Okay, you have a point about the trust thing
But
Seriously??
Ghost Boy
I said we were close, and I meant it
We Know Things
Chaos
Yeah
I bet
Ghost Boy
You’re starting to get it, but you guys have been a bit slow on the uptake
Chaos
Danny I ask you again
Why is Bloodson a Ninja
Why is Bloodson a Ninja
Ghost Boy
We used the infimap to find our stuff lol
Chaos
YOU DID W H A T
I…
Had not thought of that
Nor did I think you’d be that dumb
Ghost Boy
It worked, didn’t it?
Chaos
DANNY
Ghost Boy
Also I’ve told Frostbite not to let you and Tuck use it for the next while so, good luck trying that again~
Chaos
You took your team on an infimap adventure????
Wow
W O W
You guys… really are something
Ghost Boy
I’ll take it!
Chaos
We’re still winning this thing
Ghost Boy
Try and win the battle before winning the war, ‘kay?
Chaos
What?
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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting
Ghost Boy
@everyone
Fight.
NOW.
Notes:
I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. Usually, Time Travel is the bane of my existence, and while writing out the adventure is something I might like to dabble in in the future, currently it's one huge noodle incident, and that's really funny to me. Also, writing Danny going off on Sam was very satisfying lol.
Thank you all SO much for reading, and thank Silvie for being patient with me lol.
Question of the day:Personally, would you go for a Miraculous, Ghost Powers, or Bat training and equipment? (Ghost powers all the way btw. Intangibility is amazing.)
Until next time!
Chapter 61: On The Same Page
Summary:
They Die For This is tired of being in the dark, especially when they have all the pieces- they just need to put them together.
Notes:
WHAT'S UP. HI. I have another chapter :) finally :) and it's almost double my normal length too so that's fun!
Thank you so so much to CottonCandy in the discord server for this fic (join link in the end notes) fo saying something so sweet it took a sledgehammer to my writers block. I owe you this one! Another thanks to my beta Silvie as well!
Let's do this thing
Username Directory:
TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka(I decided to only include the relevant usernames this time!)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis
Chaos
So that went.
Badly.
Friar Tuck
They’re just better than us
Are we allowed to admit that yet?
MyPalVal
Absolutely not
They have some advantages, sure, but they’re not better
JazzHands
They are a bit better, Val
Denial isn’t healthy
PurpleWaffles
We really need to invest in more training
Resources??
Anything, really
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well, at least Snek did well for his first battle
Musical-Snek-Boi
Thank you!
Zombie_Bird
CODE RED
The rockets are gone
They got their freaking stuff back
Frick
Chaos
Yeah I noticed the swords were gone just before GB called for battle
He’s so smug about it too!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well that’s. Not good.
PurpleWaffles
Isn’t that one of their win conditions?
Friar Tuck
Yes.
Yes it is.
The Kon Man
Oof
Musical-Snek-Boi
Ah okay
So I take it we’re really behind then
Chaos
OH YEAH WE’RE BEHIND
Because you know what??
The other team?
They already know everything.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ah. Yep.
MyPalVal
Seems like it.
The Kon Man
Yeahhhh
Zombie_Bird
That’s something we can fix though, right now
I’m willing to bet that everyone here is smart enough to figure it out anyway
PurpleWaffles
Jason. Uh. What are you doing.
Chaos
Oh yeah, absolutely
Musical-Snek-Boi
This is interesting
Zombie_Bird
I’m doing what the other team apparently did freaking ages ago!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I agree actually
Why not? Clear the air
Zombie_Bird
I’m gonna ask a straightforward question that I already know the answer to. Answer truthfully.
Chaos
Of course
Zombie_Bird
Is GB Phantom?
Chaos
Yep.
Friar Tuck
Yeah
MyPalVal
Sure is
JazzHands
He better be
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s going to be fun watching this, given that I’ve already revealed my identity
PurpleWaffles
Jeez okay so-
Wait what about the ‘over a millenia old’ thing?
Chaos
Unfortunately.
Time Travel.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
I KNEW IT.
Zombie_Bird
Oh I hate that
Friar Tuck
SO DID I. IT WAS STRESSFUL.
PurpleWaffles
You were there????
Chaos
Yeah both of us were
The histories don’t talk about the two random human teenagers that were with him, though
So. Y’know.
Zombie_Bird
Huh. Didn’t know you two were so well travelled.
Friar Tuck
Trust me I wish I wasn’t
MyPalVal
Never was I so glad to have missed an adventure as when I heard about that
JazzHands
Agreed.
Chaos
Wait so fun fact
That I can talk about now
We timetravelled using something called the infimap, right?
Friar Tuck
Why are we namedropping the infimap?
Zombie_Bird
Okay, sure
What about it?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You guys mention so many things I have never heard of
Chaos
It’s a ghost relic that ‘takes you where you need to be’
And it does not care about time or space when it does that
The infimap adventure we had lasted months , since we were chasing the guy who actually had it, and he kept MESSING UP places so then GB had to Fix Things
PurpleWaffles
That’s the other guy in the myths!
The weird blue demon guy!
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Ohhhh yeah that guy
Forgot about him
Zombie_Bird
He wasn’t relevant
Friar Tuck
We were stuck in that time-travelling cycle for MONTHS.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh relatable
Sometimes I spend days going through the same five minutes trying to get it right
Friar Tuck
….Okay well now I feel bad for complaining
Musical-Snek-Boi
We all have our problems and we’re all valid
JazzHands
Perfectly put
Chaos
Okay so yeah anyway
Ghost Boy. Danny Phantom. My best friend. IDIOT THAT HE IS.
He used the infimap to get the swords and rockets back.
Friar Tuck
He WHAT
Zombie_Bird
Wait hold on a second
GB used a volatile time travel device
To get the stuff back???
MyPalVal
And that worked?
PurpleWaffles
Jeez
JazzHands
Danny and I will be having. Words.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wait wait wait- was he alone for this?
Like, did he bring any of his teammates?
The Kon Man
That would be wild if he did
Zombie_Bird
He better not have
Chaos
He did yeah
Zombie_Bird
Frick
Chaos
I don’t know all who went
But I know Bloodson did
So do with that information what you will
Zombie_Bird
We will be having words.
Musical-Snek-Boi
They achieved their goal though, didn’t they?
And it doesn’t seem like they retrieved them sometime in the past
If the map takes you where you’re supposed to be- then it may have just taken them straight to their stuff
Chaos
I get the feeling that isn’t the case actually
Since he said something like “Now that BloodSon is a Ninja”
And I know we met ancient Ninjas on our last time travel road trip
JazzHands
Danny.
PurpleWaffles
Okay so as cool and concerning as that is we got waaaaay off topic
If GB is Phantom, then Ellie is Phantom 2 electric boogaloo isn’t she?
Friar Tuck
I don’t think you need to use that whole title
MyPalVal
She is, yes
Zombie_Bird
Okay I have to ask
JazzHands
Oh we’re going to leave the topic again aren’t we
Zombie_Bird
WHY isn’t she in any family photos?
Or mentioned in GB’s household at all?
It’s like she doesn’t exist
Friar Tuck
You could say
It’s like
She’s a ghost
PurpleWaffles
Ha
Chaos
Tuck I will kill you
And then beat you up when you inevitably come back as a ghost
Friar Tuck
Jeez okay
MyPalVal
You guys remember the blue guy who stole the infimap, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
If by remember you mean we were just reminded he’s a thing
Then yes
MyPalVal
Okay so
He has a weird obsession with GB
And so he cloned him that one time
But it failed weirdly
And that’s how we got Ellie
Zombie_Bird
Oh jeez okay
The Kon Man
Neat!
Musical-Snek-Boi
Is it. Is it neat?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh Kon that’s super cool for you
She’s living in your house right now, right?
You could talk to her about it!
The Kon Man
Haha yeah
I could
I should do that
Chaos
Wait why are we talking to her about it?
The Kon Man
Since we’re sharing secrets
I’m the older Superboy
Friar Tuck
Yeah we figured
MyPalVal
Yep.
The Kon Man
I’m also a ~Superman clone~
That’s how I happened
Musical-Snek-Boi
This makes sense
Friar Tuck
Ohhhhhhh
Okay
MyPalVal
Okay then you should talk to her about it
War notwithstanding
She needs some solidarity
PurpleWaffles
Wait hold on I just realized
Your parents are ghost hunters
THAT’S why she’s not in any of the pictures!
THEY DON’T KNOW
JazzHands
That they do NOT
And it’s going to stay that way
Zombie_Bird
Understood 100%
Are you guys okay actually?
Does GB need help?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
This makes Ellie’s weird homelessness make sense
Wow
MyPalVal
He’d tell you he’s fine
And he is
He’s just walking the edge
PurpleWaffles
Okay so NOT fine then
Friar Tuck
Basically
JazzHands
OFF TOPIC.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
This deserves to be talked about actually
Musical-Snek-Boi
I agree
JazzHands
Okay we will
Later
Val is the Red Huntress
MyPalVal
HEY.
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We figured
Zombie_Bird
Yeah
MyPalVal
I mean yeah but you didn’t have to out me so bluntly
Jeez
JazzHands
Sorry
Chaos
Jazz, Tuck and I are all civilians
Or at least something close to it
We don’t have powers and we don’t really fight
PurpleWaffles
You’re support that counts
Friar Tuck
Oh really?
Neat!
JazzHands
And I do have that one mechsuit
SPITEandCAFFEINE
You have a mechsuit???
Chaos
The Fenton Peeler.
I know it well.
Zombie_Bird
WHY have I never seen this?
JazzHands
It’s heavy
PurpleWaffles
Oh okay
Musical-Snek-Boi
Makes sense
Chaos
And the rest of you are bats, right?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Red Robin reporting for. This.
PurpleWaffles
Spoiler!
Zombie_Bird
Red Hood.
Friar Tuck
Coooool
Cool cool cool
Zombie_Bird
Scared?
Friar Tuck
Not gonna lie
A little
Zombie_Bird
Awww
Don’t worry
I like you
Friar Tuck
Got it
Chaos
It’s no different than Danny
We literally know he has the power to end the world
MyPalVal
Another time travel adventure I am so glad I wasn’t there for
Friar Tuck
Your kick-butt adult self was
Chaos
I think she died though
PurpleWaffles
What.
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh that happened to our team once or twice
Not fun
JazzHands
Okay SWIFTLY moving on from that topic
Is there any other identities or anything that needs to be discussed?
Zombie_Bird
I don’t think so, no
Chaos
Sounds about right, right?
MyPalVal
I’m good
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Wait wait
We still don’t know who the miraculous holders on the other side are
Chaos
Snek, you’re up
Musical-Snek-Boi
Okay
I took a look at the member list in the war meeting chat
And I am pleased to report that I think I know who their teacher is
Zombie_Bird
WHAT
MyPalVal
OHOHO
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Mention this earlier???
Musical-Snek-Boi
There were other things happening.
Chaos
AND????
Musical-Snek-Boi
It’s definitely Ladybug
Friar Tuck
That. Makes sense.
PurpleWaffles
Okay yeah
Leader, and all
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Oh I can definitely see that
She really is a good leader, and with her reflexes I’d imagine she’d be good at videogames
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah, she’s won high profile gaming competitions before
Chaos
Really?
Darn.
Zombie_Bird
Huh okay
Tim and I theorized that LadyPizza was Ladybug though, because of the name similarities
Musical-Snek-Boi
See
I think she is
I don’t actually recognize that tag, I thought it was weird
And when we were playing she tried to mask her style but
I know her too well :)
PurpleWaffles
My nemesis…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
So we’ve just been actually playing with the fabled Teacher for weeks?
And we didn’t catch on?
Zombie_Bird
Because we’ve been so good at catching on to things recently
MyPalVal
I felt that one. Ow.
Chaos
What about the rest?
Musical-Snek-Boi
Right well
My Little Robot is Pegasus, I recognize him
Zombie_Bird
We figured that one out
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We were stuck on Double A
He’s genuinely kind of a sweetheart
And when we met you guys I wouldn’t use those words to describe anyone there
MyPalVal
He is really nice
He told me how nice my legendary sword was
Seemed genuinely excited
PurpleWaffles
He told me he also loves waffles
Musical-Snek-Boi
Okay so this is gonna be fun
This happens any time anyone learns his identity
Friar Tuck
Oh no
Musical-Snek-Boi
Believe it or not
Double A is Chat Noir
Zombie_Bird
EXCUSE ME?
SPITEandCAFFEINE
H U H ?
Chaos
No freaking way what
PurpleWaffles
Leather. Catboy.
The Kon Man
That’s funny
This is really funny
MyPalVal
Uhhh
UH?
Friar Tuck
I never would have thought
In a MILLION years
Musical-Snek-Boi
Yeah he has a very effective secret
Zombie_Bird
Hmmm reminds me of Bruce, sort of.
Chaos
Okay don’t know how I didn’t put this together earlier
But Bruce Wayne is Batman
PurpleWaffles
Yep.
Friar Tuck
Holy crap
Chaos
HA
If my mom knew…
I mean obviously I’m not gonna say anything but
Gosh that’s a funny reaction to imagine
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Yeah I guess his is also pretty effective isn’t it
PurpleWaffles
Wait wait wait wait wait Tim
TIM
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Jeez what
PurpleWaffles
The Miraculous group is about to get here
Musical-Snek-Boi
Oh no is that the time?
Chaos
Isn’t it super early for you??
Musical-Snek-Boy
We all woke up for the fight
Friar Tuck
And we STILL got our butts kicked…
SPITEandCAFFEINE
Well
This should be interesting
Musical-Snek-Boi
Should be yeah
Zombie_Bird
Well this was productive
They may have won a battle and gotten their stuff back
But we’re all on the same page
And we know who their teacher is
One of our win conditions
The Kon Man
We’re neck and neck
You’ll have to tell us how the evening goes
SPITEandCAFFEINE
We’ll be sure to
Notes:
Well this was fun! Most of this was written today in a fervent haze lol. Living proof that genuine encouragement works wonders. Once again, the characters did what they wanted lol. Inbetween updates, I finally managed to get the magic of ~outlines~ into my head, and so I actually left notes at the end of the fic for what I want to happen. I have also learned that, at least with chatfic, you've gotta leave the notes VAGUE. Writing it flows like a conversation does- you've just gotta be in every character's head at once, and reply like they would. So they kinda do what they want.
Oh yeah btw I got married!! That was another reason everything took so long. I have barely posted anything this year, because we were so busy preparing for the marriage, and then settling into marriage life has been fun but a Huge life change ofc. Plus I got hit over the head with a very unexpected new hyperfixation that hasn't left me since NOVEMBER. (If any of you know what the Life Series is. Uhhh yeah lol.)
But I'm REALLY happy to have gotten this out :D It always feels good to come back <3
Question Of The Day: The main character of the last show/movie you watched joins the WDFJ club. What happens? The last movie I watched was Kpop Demon Hunters, so I think everyone would go even MORE insane at yet another celebrity joining this mess lol.
Until Next Time!
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