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Crime, Love, and Ghosts. (And others, Probably)

Summary:

Danny is getting frustrated. no matter what he tries he just can't beat Sam at this game! One day while grinding, he comes across the most amazing player he's ever seen, so of course he asks her to teach him her ways.
he's not the only one who's come looking for her assistance either.

The three way crossover chat fic that someone actually did ask for.

Notes:

Welcome to the chat fic I started writing to avoid history homework! I must avoid history homework A LOT because this thing is the biggest fic I've written so far. I had no intention of posting it, but my sister and beta actually begged me to, so I have to now I guess.

You're welcome, sister.

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: The Teacher and Her Students

Chapter Text

This Is The Beginning Of Your Direct Message History With @ Ghost Boy

 

Ghost Boy

How are you so good??

 

Mouse Bug

Practice i guess??

 

Ghost Boy

Teach me maybe?

I have this other friend whos rly good at video games

And she refuses to teach me

I wanna get good so I can beat her

finally

 

Mouse Bug

Maybe?

I wasn’t planning on spending very much time on the north american servers but I suppose I could

It could be hard because of time differences though

 

Ghost Boy

You’re not from north america?

If you don’t mind me asking

Where are you from?

 

Mouse Bug

No i’m not

And i’m from France

I was hoping to use foreign servers to practice my english

I have a test on friday

 

Ghost Boy

Ugh I hate tests

Valid tho

And France? Dude that’s so cool!

 

Mouse Bug

Anyway yeah I might be able to teach you

 

Ghost Boy

Sweet! She won’t know what hit her!

 

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Ghost Boy

How was your test? It’s over right?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah it is

I think I did well

Talking to you has helped!

 

Ghost Boy

Did it?

I was under the impression that you were already fluent

 

Mouse Bug

No

I’m not fluent

I’m using a dictionary right now

 

Ghost Boy

Mood.

 

Mouse Bug

I’m Missing some context on that word

Aren’t I

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah whoops

Mood is like, when something is really relatable? I guess?

Like when someone says something like “I stayed up until two doing homework and crying” if you relate to that a lot, you could say mood

If i’m using it right too lol

...you know what lol is?

 

Mouse Bug

I know what lol is

Why did you say mood to me using a dictionary?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah

I like learning languages too, so it was relatable.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh ok

Thanks for the slang lesson

 

Ghost Boy

You’re welcome!

Does this mean you’ll teach me that one combo you used last night?

 

Mouse Bug

I suppose…

 

Ghost Boy

Sweet!

 

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Mouse Bug

Good morning, thanks for playing with me last night.

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse, I hate to tell you this

But it’s one in the morning over here

I need sleep

But also you’re welcome

 

Mouse Bug

I’m so sorry!

You replied fast

Were you already awake?

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t want to be

But i am.

 

Mouse Bug

What are you doing up?

 

Ghost Boy

Dealing with a pest problem, don’t worry about it.

 

Mouse Bug

Good night ;)

 

Ghost Boy

Goodnight mouse

 

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Ghost Boy

Mouse?

You good?

Your play style looked even more violent than usual

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah I’m fine

Just some problems at school

 

Ghost Boy

Ahhhh

Yeah I’m no stranger to drama.

Sucks tho.

 

Mouse Bug

Tho?

 

Ghost Boy

Short for Though

 

Mouse Bug

Thanks

 

Ghost Boy

No problem

Anything I can do to help?

With the school thing, I mean

 

Mouse Bug

I don’t think so

Unfortunately

But it is nice to have a friend away from the whole situation

 

Ghost Boy

Then I will gladly be that friend

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you :)

 

Ghost Boy

You’re welcome!

Wanna check out that new map?

 

Mouse Bug

Wanna?

 

Ghost Boy

Want to, shortened to wanna

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

And yes, I wanna check out the new map

 

Ghost Boy

YES!!

 

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Mouse Bug

Hey

Are you awake?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

Why are you?

 

Mouse Bug

Couldn’t sleep

I was wondering if you could give me some inspiration?

 

Ghost Boy

Inspiration?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

I suppose that I’m awake

I should be creating

But nothing is coming to me

 

Ghost Boy

I wouldn’t know much about stuff like that, but I could try to help

I would try stargazing

Hey did you know that no star is ever actually green?

 

Mouse Bug

I did not know that

Huh

I might have an idea

Thanks!

 

Ghost Boy

What are you planning to create?

 

Mouse Bug

A jacket

 

Ghost Boy

You sew? 

 

Mouse Bug

You could say that

 

Ghost Boy

Me and my friends tried to learn

I’m the worst at it

Out of the three of us

 

Mouse Bug

Maybe you just need a better teacher

Than whoever was your teacher

 

Ghost Bug

Like you?

Your gonna end up teaching me everything aren’t you

 

Mouse Bug

Is gonna, going to?

 

Ghost Boy

Yep

 

Mouse Bug

I got it!

And I mean sure

It could be hard to teach you over an ocean

But it could work

 

Ghost Boy 

I feel like that’s a ‘maybe’ idea

 

Mouse Bug

You’re probably right

Anyway I’m gonna go get started on that jacket!

 

Ghost Boy

Goodnight mouse!

 

Mouse Bug

Goodnight ghost!

 

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GROUPCHAT - TEAM PHANTOM

 

Friar Tuck

Dude! How are you so good at this all of a sudden?

 

Chaos

Seriously

What the flip.

 

Ghost Boy

A magician never reveals his secrets!

 

Chaos

This is video games, not magic

 

Ghost Boy

You’ll still never know!

 

Friar Tuck

What do I have to give you to learn these ways

I’ve literally never seen that combo before where did you learn it

Dude

Please

 

Ghost Boy

No.

 

Chaos

We gotta cut this short, Technus is attacking the mall.

 

Ghost Boy

What, again?

This is the second time this week!

 

Friar Tuck

The poor mall

Having to endure such abuse

 

Chaos

Can we just. go? Already?

 

Ghost Boy

Omw

 

Friar Tuck

I’ll be there in a bit sheesh

 

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This Is The Beginning Of Your Direct Message History With @ The_Blood_Son

 

The_Blood_Son

I wish to know where you learned that sequence of moves so that I may learn it as well.

 

Mouse Bug

Deja vu

Wow

 

The_Blood_Son

Well?

 

Mouse Bug

I discovered that move

I can teach it to you if you want

 

The_Blood_Son

Very well.

 

Mouse Bug

You have a much different tone than ghost

 

The_Blood_Son

Ghost?

 

Mouse Bug

The other person who asked for my help with this game

Through discord

I have two students now I guess

 

The_Blood_Son

Someone else asked for your help?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

You must be more skilled than I have seen

To attract more than one pupil through playing alone.

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

Why are you asking for my help at all though?

Sorry if this sounds rude

But you don’t seem like the type

 

The_Blood_Son

I want to beat my brother at this game

He claims I cannot do it

I will prove him wrong.

 

Mouse Bug

That’s similar to ghost’s reason

Wow

 

The_Blood_Son

What is their reason?

 

Mouse Bug

They want to beat their friend

 

The_Blood_Son

Similar indeed.

Chapter 2: The Teacher and Her Students pt 2

Summary:

~*Bonding*~

Notes:

Username directory! if you wanted that.

Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker

More characters to come

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT 

 

Mouse Bug

Complete!

 

Ghost Boy

Hey mouse

What is this

And who is that

 

The_Blood_Son

I am her other pupil.

 

Ghost Boy

Other pupil?

Mouse what

 

Mouse Bug

Sorry I didn’t warn you!

I got another person message me asking to learn my moves

And I decided it would be easier to teach you both in the same place

 

Ghost Boy

Oh

Ok

 

The_Blood_Son

I see now why Mouse said I have a different tone than you.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

It’s very different

 

Mouse Bug

Oh and your reasons for asking me were similar too

It’s almost scary honestly

 

Ghost Boy

Really?

What’s your reason?

 

The_Blood_Son

Mouse said you were aiming to defeat a friend of yours 

I am aiming to defeat my brother.

 

Ghost Boy

Ah yes

We can bond over our want to destroy those we care about

Lol

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed

 

Mouse Bug

I feel as if I’ve unleashed a monster

You two better behave

 

Ghost Boy

Wouldn’t dream of anything else Mouse!

I’m offended! (:

 

Mouse Bug

Uhuh I’m sure

 

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Ghost Boy

Hello

 

The_Blood_Son

Hello

What reason do you have for messaging this chat?

We’re not set to play for several hours yet.

 

Ghost Boy

Idk man 

I just want to talk to someone

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t you have friends you can talk to?

 

Ghost Boy

I mean

Yeah

But I kinda wanted to talk to people who don’t know me as well as they do

 

The_Blood_Son

That makes no sense

 

Ghost Boy

Sure it does!

Mouse does it too

They like talking to people outside of their situation

The anonymity of the online world is alluring!

 

The_Blood_Son

I wasn’t aware you knew such big words.

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

Ok

Harsh

 

The_Blood_Son

But I see what you mean

 

Ghost Boy

Talk with me then?

 

The_Blood_Son

To talk we need something to talk about.

 

Ghost Boy

Ever the issue

Oh um

How are you coming along with defeating that brother of yours?

 

The_Blood_Son

I am certainly coming.

Mouse’s teachings have helped greatly.

Soon he will know defeat by my hand.

 

Ghost Boy

Reading your messages is always fun

They’re so dramatic

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m not the dramatic one

My oldest brother is far more dramatic than I.

 

Ghost Boy

Given how dramatic you are 

I kinda wanna meet your brother now

Wait is this the one you’re trying to beat?

 

The_Blood_Son

While he was the one to introduce me to this game, he is not the one that challenged me.

My challenger is another dramatic brother.

 

Ghost Boy

How many brothers do you have???

 

The_Blood_Son

Too many.

 

Ghost Boy

I only have one sibling

Wait no I have 2 siblings

 

The_Blood_Son

Did you just forget about one of your siblings?

With only two, that is quite the feat.

 

Ghost Boy

Ok it’s a little more complicated than that

The second one isn’t considered family

By my parents

So I tend not to mention her when telling people

But again, the anonymity of online

So I saw no problem telling you about her.

 

The_Blood_Son

She is not considered family?

 

Ghost Boy

It’s a very complicated story

But I love her anyway.

So yeah I have 2 siblings

How many do you think Mouse has?

 

The_Blood_Son

We can ask her when she gets back.

 

Ghost Boy

Mannn I’m so excited for the game today, I’m so close to getting the thing!

 

The_Blood_Son

The thing?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah

A cool sword I want

And also that my ‘challenger’ wants

I’m gonna get it first hehe

 

The_Blood_Son

Will I be able to obtain it as well?

What is it called?

 

Ghost Boy

You should be able to

It’s called The Sun Buster

Very epic

Very powerful

I’m excited

 

The_Blood_Son

I have inquired of my challenger

He does not have it either.

 

Ghost Boy

We can both get the swords and then

A small victory

On our path to the greater ones!

 

Mouse Bug

I think he’s rubbing off on you

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse! You’re early!

And no he’s not

I just wanted to be dramatic

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m not dramatic

 

Mouse Bug

Yes you are

 

Ghost Boy

Yes you are

Anyway we gonna play?

 

The_Blood_Son

Grammar

 

Ghost Boy

No

 

The_Blood_Son

No?

 

Ghost Boy

No.

 

Mouse Bug

Let’s just play

 

Ghost Boy

SUN BUSTER HERE I COME!!!!

 

The_Blood_Son

Why are you yelling?

 

Ghost Boy

BECAUSE I CAN

AND ALSO IT’S EXCITING

 

The_Blood_Son

Stop

 

Ghost Boy

No

 

The_Blood_Son

No??

 

Mouse Bug

LET’S JUST PLAY

 

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Ghost Boy

Hey Mouse how many siblings do you have?

 

Mouse Bug

0

 

Ghost Boy

Well ok then.

 

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Mouse Bug

I hate school

I know hate is a strong word

But I mean it

 

Ghost Boy

Mood, hoenstly.

 

The_Blood_Son

First you butcher grammar, now spelling.

I’m disappointed in you.

 

Ghost Boy

You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m offended.

 

Ghost Boy

Don’t be, this is my standard response to people being disappointed in me

 

The_Blood_Son

How often are people disappointed in you that you have a standard response?

 

Mouse Bug

Um, GUYS

I was gonna start a rant.

 

Ghost Boy

Sorry Mouse

 

The_Blood_Son

My apologies, rant away.

 

Mouse Bug

So my teacher is a bully enabler.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh heavy stuff right off the bat ok

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah.

She’s more motivated by fear of conflict than by justice for bullied students.

It.

SUCKS.

And- AND!

The principle only really cares about the school’s image and reputation.

Some kid comes in with influential parents

Boom, special treatment.

Even if they’re a bully

They get NO punishment from him

If anything, the only students punished are the ones that don’t actually do anything!

The teacher tells the victims that they need to be the bigger person

That they need to be the example

That she’s DISAPPOINTED in them if they decide to fight back!

Because she hates conflict, and will do anything to avoid it.

Also, I’m class rep, right?

This teacher shoves so many of her duties onto me!

Things that the teacher should be organizing or dealing with, suddenly become my job! 

And if I’m maybe a little stressed and don’t want to deal with bully crud, what does she say when I fight back a little?

Well I already said what she does so I won’t say it again

 

Mouse Bug

I just have such a big workload right now with my commissions and my school work and my class rep work that shouldn’t be my work and working for my parents I just-

I’m so tired guys

Thanks for listening to me

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

That’s-

Very messed up. 

I thought my school’s sports favoritism was bad

Sad to see places that are worse, ya know?

 

The_Blood_Son

All of the faculty should be fired and replaced with people who know how to do their job correctly.

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you for listening, really.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah no sweat

Everyone has to rant sometimes

I’m kinda surprised I haven’t ranted to you yet, honestly.

 

The_Blood_Son

You’ve learned to spell, I see.

 

Ghost Boy

You can’t see me, but I’m rolling my eyes.

 

Mouse Bug

No looping

 

Ghost Boy

Aww :(

But it’s funnn

 

The_Blood_Son

It’s annoying

 

Mouse Bug

I agree

 

Ghost Boy

Fine I’ll stop

Notes:

So I've decided to post on Mondays and Thursdays! Yay!

I want to be one of those people who just ramble a little bit in their notes because I feel like I know those people just a bit better and as more than just a faceless author, but whenever I get to the part where I write my notes nothing comes. Oh well. maybe I'll have ideas later.

Comments are my fuel and are much appreciated! I like talking to you all!

(Are there any tags I should add?? I have no idea what to tag or what not to.)

Chapter 3: The Teacher and Her Students pt 3

Summary:

The other Bat Boys are suspicious and Danny makes more spelling errors.

The friendship grows.

Notes:

Look! It's another chapter!!

some of the usernames later on I actually had to think for a while about, but with these ones they just came to me. no thought required.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The FAM

 

Zombie_Bird

@The_Blood_Son !!!!!

When and HOW did you get a Sun Beater???

 

The_Blood_Son

You shall never hear it from me.

 

DickieBird

Wait, baby bird has a Sun Beater????

 

Zombie_Bird

YEAH!!

Among other things!

He got really good gear

Somehow.

Ok spill.

 

The_Blood_Son

Never

 

Zombie_Bird

Rude

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

No but seriously

I’ve been tracking all of our progress

And Damian has gotten better at the game scary fast

Jason if you don’t watch out he might actually beat you

 

Zombie_Bird

Impossible

I won’t let it happen

 

The_Blood_Son

My victory is inevitable Todd

Give up now and save yourself the trouble.

 

Zombie_Bird

Not a chance brat

I’m going to find out how you’re getting so good at this

And once I do

You’re toast

 

The_Blood_Son

Not likely

Given my method.

 

DickieBird

Which is?

 

The_Blood_Son

Not for your eyes just yet.

 

DickieBird

Worth a shot

 

The_Blood_Son

Not really, no.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Ghost Boy, The_Blood_Son, and Mouse Bug

 

The_Blood_Son

My brothers are beginning to be suspicious of my sudden increase in skill.

 

Ghost Boy

My friends too lol

Mouse Sensei is just that good.

 

Mouse Bug

Mouse sensei??? 

Why???

 

Ghost Boy

You’re our cool teacher you need a cool name

So now you’re Mouse Sensei

 

<Ghost Boy changed Chat Name to Mouse Sensei And Students>

 

Ghost Boy

A name for this chat was overdue.

 

Mouse Bug

Ya know what.

I like it.

 

The_Blood_Son

If my brothers ever see this

They will be extremely confused.

 

Ghost Boy

This is honestly par for the course for me

My friends wouldn’t bat an eye

Not that they’ll ever see this

What about u Mouse Sensei?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah my friends would think it was weird

All of the other chats I’m in have straightforward names

Not that this isn’t straight forward!

It’s just odd without context.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah lol

 

The_Blood_Son

Speaking of what this chat was made for

I have an inquiry

 

Mouse Bug

Is an inquiry a question?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

?

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse is french

she‘s using american gamer servers to learn english better

And sometimes your formal speech is a little hard to parse

 

The_Blood_Son

Ah, that makes a good amount of sense.

I however am a much better role model of the english language than you, despite it not being my first language either.

 

Ghost Boy

Are you still hung up on that ONE TIME I misspelled honestly? 

 

Mouse Bug

What’s your first language?

 

The_Blood_Son

Arabic.

 

Ghost Boy

Woah that’s actually really cool

My first language actually is english

 

The_Blood_Son

Not that you know what you’re doing with it, even then.

 

Ghost Boy

ONE misspelling! ONE grammar mistake!

 

The_Blood_Son

And you shall never forget it.

 

Ghost Boy

I guess not.

This is my legacy now.

 

The_Blood_Son

Your children will hear the tales of their father’s folly, and weep at his idiocy, cursing their heritage.

 

Ghost Boy

They were going to do that anyway, now they just have one more reason.

 

Mouse Bug

Why do you say your children are going to curse their heritage?

 

Ghost Boy

Me and my sisters already do

So it’s not like our children are going to be any different.

 

Mouse Bug

But?? WHY??

 

The_Blood_Son

Another grammar related misstep.

 

Ghost Boy

My family is VERY prejudiced against… lots of things.

My sisters and I are ashamed of their long standing opinions that they refuse to drop

AND DARN IT I’M UP TO THREE NOW AREN’T I???

 

The_Blood_Son

Your mistakes continue.

 

Ghost Boy

They’ll never stop. I know this for a fact.

 

The_Blood_Son

At least you own up to them. Many people refuse to admit they’ve ever done wrong.

 

Ghost Boy

I’m guessing you’re one of those people?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course not!

I own up to my mistakes

I simply do not make very many.

 

Ghost Boy

Lol ok

 

Mouse Bug

Wait, didn't bloodson have an inquiry?

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed I do, the reminder is appreciated.

I have been doing research on the game.

I have discovered that there is a rare potion, that when used in tandem with The Sun Beater creates an incredible and devastating effect.

My brother does not have this potion.

I wish to obtain several.

They shall help greatly in our quest.

The only problem is the method of acquisition.

Many sources disagree on how and what the ingredients are.

You wouldn’t happen to know the true answer, would you?

 

Mouse Bug

I think I know what potion you’re talking about

And yeah, I’ve made it before.

It’s a good idea! It’ll help a lot.

I can tell you guys tomorrow and we can go on a quest for it.

But for now I need to get to sleep.

 

Ghost Boy

OK

Goodnight Mouse Sensei!

 

The_Blood_Son

Goodnight, Mouse Sensei.

 

Mouse Bug

Now both of you are calling me that, huh?

Oh well, Goodnight!

 

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Ghost Boy

Heyyy Mouse Sensei

Just realized

I don’t actually know your pronouns

 

Mouse Bug

Hm?

Oh yeah

I use female pronouns

 

Ghost Boy

There’s a lady among us!!!

 

Mouse Bug

Always has been

 

Ghost Boy

Lol I’m taking video game lesons from a girl to defeat a girl

Take THAT sexism!

 

The_Blood_Son

Another spelling mistake. You shall be punished.

 

Mouse Bug

What number is this?

 

Ghost Boy

...4

 

Mouse Bug

Less than I thought

Ok then

Wait punishment

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes

Something game related, obviously.

 

Ghost Boy

Is this gonna happen every time I mess up?

 

The_Blood_Son

Naturally

Or else you will never learn.

 

Ghost Boy

What I can’t understand is how neither of you have made a mistake yet!

You’re not even native speakers!!

 

The_Blood_Son

It is simply not in my nature to make a mistake so small.

 

Mouse Bug

My anxiety keeps me spell checking everything before I send it.

 

Ghost Boy

Ahhh yeah

I get that.

Not the spell checking thing but the anxiety thing

 

The_Blood_Son

Fortunately, I cannot relate.

 

Ghost Boy

Lucky.

 

Mouse Bug

Lucky.

 

The_Blood_Son

I know of others who suffer from it, and it looks like something I never want to experience.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh definitely.

On another, more happy note

Are either of you free to play?

 

Mouse Bug

I should be

 

The_Blood_Son

For another hour, at least.

 

Ghost Boy

Sweet! Meet me in lobby 4.

 

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Ghost Boy

Mouse Sensei?

MOUSE SENSEI???

Where’d she go???

Hey @The_Blood_Son

Do you know what happened?

 

The_Blood_Son

No

She didn’t tell me where she went.

 

Ghost Boy

She just disappeared???

She usually tells us when she’s going to leave…

Did we upset her? Or something?

 

The_Blood_Son

I cannot think of anything we could have said to upset her.

 

Ghost Boy

Well great now I’m worried…

 

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Mouse Bug

Sorry I left like that

 

Ghost Boy

MOUSE!!!

You’re back!

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

There was an emergency

Sorry I didn’t tell you guys

 

The_Blood_Son

What sort of emergency would constitute you not even being able to send a single message of acknowledgement?

 

Mouse Bug

A bad one.

 

The_Blood_Son

That is the most vague answer you could have given.

 

Mouse Bug

Yes

I know

 

Ghost Boy

Wow ok Mouse sensei

Hey that rhymes!

 

The_Blood_Son

Congratulations.

 

Ghost Boy

You’re being sarcastic

 

The_Blood_Son

I am aware.

Notes:

Hello!

Sorry if the ends of the chapters don't feel like chapter endings
when I was originally writing this I didn't format it in chapters.
I'm still not.

what do you guys think about the boys?
you'll be seeing a lot of them later so I hope I did them at least a little bit of justice :)

Chapter 4: The Confrontation

Summary:

Danny and Damian play a bit without Mouse, and realize they work well as a team.

Notes:

Hello! and welcome to the beginning of the second part! I was so excited to post this chapter once I started posting.

I'm posting this on my brother's birthday, so I guess I'll dedicate this chapter to him. I Love You bro.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick

I'm sorry I forgot this on the last chapter

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ghost Boy

Wish me luck

The froot loop just invited himself over.

Wait wrong chat WRONG CHAT

 

Mouse Bug

The…? Froot loop….???

 

The_Blood_Son

I must admit, I am intrigued.

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

Ok

Explanation time I guess.

So there's this dude who went to college with my parents

He’s my godfather

Also a total creep and I hate him with a burning passion

He hates my dad

Loves my mom

Romantically

Which is SO weird.

My dad thinks the guy is his best friend

Mom is wiser to his creep factor and hates him

Maybe not as much as I do but still

My dad won’t hear a bad thing about the guy and brushes off any concerns by saying “He would never do something like that! You must be mistaken!”

Not even my mom is immune to that one

So he can come over whenever he wants and dad will just WELCOME HIM IN LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL

There’s a lot more stories and stuff but that’s the basics

 

Mouse Bug

Sounds rough

 

The_Blood_Son

Your father sounds

Unobservant.

 

Ghost Boy

You could say that yeah

So anyway I’m doomed to an afternoon of watching him make advances at my mom and subtly insulting my dad

Fun times.

 

Mouse Bug

So why do you call him froot loop?

 

Ghost Boy

Because he is one

That used to be my name for any crazy person but it’s reserved for him now.

 

Mouse Bug

That is a wonderful insult

Do you mind if I use it?

 

Ghost Boy

Not really

 

Mouse Bug

Sweet

 

The_Blood_Son

I would also like to use it

It would confuse my brothers.

 

Ghost Boy

Ah yes

Confusion

Always a worthy goal

Oh crap gotta go gotta GO

Froot loop is doing a thing-

 

Mouse Bug

He’s gone

Wonder what the guy was doing.

 

The_Blood_Son

From the description of the man?

Nothing good.

 

----------

 

Ghost Boy

I’ve survived

Barely

 

Mouse Bug

What did he do?

 

Ghost Boy

You don’t want to know…

 

Mouse Bug

Yikes…

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

Well then

Now that Ghost is here we may begin.

 

Mouse Bug

I actually have to sleep. I’ve already stayed up later than I should have…

 

Ghost Boy

Ah frick I forgot about time zones.

 

The_Blood_Son

I suppose we cannot play, then?

 

Mouse Bug

Sorry guys.

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse, get some sleep.

I looked up what time it is in France right now.

Bloodson, we can still play

Just without Mouse Sensei.

 

The_Blood_Son

It will be an interesting experience.

We will meet in lobby 2.

 

Ghost Boy

OK then.

Goodnight Mouse!

 

Mouse Bug

Goodnight! :)

 

The_Blood_Son

Sleep well.

Tomorrow, we battle.

 

Ghost Boy

And just when I thought you couldn’t get any more dramatic…

 

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The_Blood_Son

We make a surprisingly good team together.

 

Ghost Boy

Better than I expected

Without Mouse’s direction, anyway.

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

Perhaps we may team up again in the future.

 

Ghost Boy

That could be fun

Take down our challengers, two on two.

 

The_Blood_Son

That would imply that they would also be fighting together.

It would not be a fair fight, we would have trained as a team before, while they would be flying blind.

 

Ghost Boy

True.

You know it surprises me that you would want a fair fight, you seem kinda like a ‘win at all costs’ sort of guy.

 

The_Blood_Son

If it was not a fair fight in any way

My brother would claim foul, and the win would not count.

 

Ghost Boy

Gotcha.

I still want to do that though, even if not for the actual win.

I have an idea

 

The_Blood_Son

A solution, hopefully.

 

Ghost Boy

What we have to do

Is make a group chat with an obvious name, like TEAMUP or something

And invite them

Once they’ve been invited, we leave before they can ask us questions.

And we avoid all questions about it from there on.

 

The_Blood_Son

That has a possibility of success.

Let's do it.

 

Ghost Boy

Yesssssss!

 

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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP

 

<Ghost Boy invited The_Blood_Son to the chat>

 

<Ghost Boy invited Chaos to the chat>

 

<The_Blood_Son invited Zombie_Bird to the chat>

 

<The_Blood_Son left the chat>

 

<Ghost Boy left the chat>

 

Zombie_Bird

What the…

What is this?

 

Chaos

Idk

My friend just invited me and then left

 

Zombie_Bird

Same but my little brother

 

Chaos

So you’re The_Blood_Son’s older brother?

Yeah I have no idea who that is.

Which is weird because I thought I knew all of Ghost Boy’s friends?

He has been kind of secretive lately…

Wait.

 

Zombie_Bird

Wait what

 

Chaos

He’s also suddenly gotten super good at this online game we’ve been playing.

The name of this chat is TEAMUP.

 

Zombie_Bird

Yo what

My little bro has also suddenly gotten really good at this online game we’ve been playing…

 

Chaos

Too big of a coincidence.

 

Zombie_Bird

I agree.

When we started playing he vowed to defeat me. 

He hasn’t done it yet.

 

Chaos

What same???

But with my friend????

ARE THEY TEAMING TO TAKE US DOWN????

 

Zombie_Bird

The little brat!

Smart though. 

If they had thrown us together without any sort of prior experience as a team

I would have called foul.

 

Chaos

Awe darn.

Guess this is happening now.

You have no excuse if they do pull something.

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah....

Seriously though I’m surprised.

The little demon doesn’t make friends easily.

Especially ones he would be willing to set something like this up with, in just like

Two months

If we’re going by the sudden increase in skill.

 

Chaos

Speaking of, how are they getting so good???

Ghost Boy isn’t strong enough to teach your brother

And it sounds like your brother isn’t good enough to teach Ghost Boy.

 

Zombie_Bird

If he is actually interacting with other people, then there’s probably a third party.

A teacher of some sort.

 

Chaos

One heck of a teacher to make them improve that fast seriously

 

Zombie_Bird

With all of that rare advanced gear too!

Their teacher must be one heck of a player.

Wait that sounds wrong-

 

Chaos

HA

Anyway

We’re good players too (Ha) i’m assuming on your part anyway

So we can also pool our knowledge and resources

This is very obviously a challenge to a two on two duel

And I intend to take it seriously.

 

Zombie_Bird

You’re speaking my language now

 

Chaos

I have many plans

And among them is a plan to live up to my namesake

Just wait

They die for this

 

Zombie_Bird

Glad you’re on my team!

 

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GROUPCHAT - TEAM PHANTOM

 

Chaos

Danny.

You die for this.

 

Ghost Boy

Wait what did I do

 

Friar Tuck

What’s going on danny what did you do

 

Chaos

He knows

He definitely knows

>:)

 

Friar Tuck

Well darn now I’m scared.

 

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Notes:

hehehe
is this? actual plot?
maybe.
even I don't know.
My fingers move without my consent.

Happy Birthday my littlest brother, may you never read this.

Chapter 5: The Confrontation pt 2

Summary:

Danny discovers Marinette's online fame, and Jason and Sam bond.

Notes:

Hello! There's a a lot of you now wow.
This fic has 150+ kudos right now???
How did this happen???

Thank you all SO MUCH the happiness you all give me isn't quantifiable.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Mouse Bug

I saw what you two did

Is it working?

 

Ghost Boy

If the number of death glares she’s given me since we did it is any indication

Yes it’s working.

 

The_Blood_Son

My brother has been asking many questions pertaining to our goal.

of which I am fairly certain they have figured out.

Given the content of the questions.

 

Ghost Boy

And your answers?

 

The_Blood_Son

I am adhering to the agreement.

All answers are either vague or denials.

 

Ghost Boy

Good good…

My friend hasn’t actually been asking me any questions.

She just keeps glaring at me.

Our mutual friend is concerned and scared.

 

Mouse Bug

I would be too

Honestly

 

Ghost Boy

So Mouse Sensei

How’s your life?

 

Mouse Bug

Awful thank you

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no what happened?

 

Mouse Bug

Everything

 

Ghost Boy

That’s not vague at ALL

Wait is it school stuff again?

 

Mouse Bug

That’s part of it

But not all.

 

The_Blood_Son

I reiterate that that school should not be allowed to function as it is.

 

Ghost Boy

Why don’t you transfer schools?

 

Mouse Bug

We live next door to this one

And we don’t own a car.

 

Ghost Boy

Ah yeah that would do it.

Class transfer?

 

Mouse Bug

Tried.

Many times.

Always denied.

 

Ghost Boy

This school sounds worse and worse.

But you said school wasn’t all?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah but I’m not going to tell you about the other bits

 

Ghost Boy

fair enough.

Oh crap gtggggggggggggg

 

Mouse Bug

That was weird

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

 

Mouse Bug

Well I’ve been asked about my life

What about you?

 

The_Blood_Son

Enjoyable I suppose.

 

Mouse Bug

Any particular reason or just general happiness with your lot in life?

 

The_Blood_Son

General Happiness, but not with my lot in life.

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

I’m the opposite

Love my lot in life

Not my current predicament.

Did I use that word right?

 

The_Blood_Son

Predicament? I believe so, yes.

 

Mouse Bug

Thanks!

 

The_Blood_Son

I have leave as well

Goodbye

 

Mouse Bug

Bye

Well I’m alone now I guess

~all by myself~

Ha

 

---------- 

 

Ghost Boy

So Mouse Sensei

I got curious

And googled your handle

And guess what I found

You’re at the TOP of the European leaderboard and you didn’t tell us???

 

Mouse Bug

There was no reason to???

 

Ghost Boy

Not only that but you’re ALSO a national champion in other games!!! 

I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS PLAYING WITH A LEGEND

 

Mouse Bug

I’m not that legendary.

 

The_Blood_Son

I beg to differ

My own research has turned up many of your accomplishments.

You could be considered a master.

 

Ghost Boy

Should we call her master then

Instead of sensei

 

Mouse Bug

SENSEI IS FINE

Don’t call me master

Please

 

Ghost Boy

Ok

We won’t

 

The_Blood_Son
That was a surprisingly volatile reaction.

 

Mouse Bug

I have my vague reasons.

 

Ghost Boy

Fair enough.

In other news, the froot loop is coming over later this afternoon!

 

Mouse Bug

Good luck

 

Ghost Boy

I’m gonna need it.

 

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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP

 

Chaos

We’re gonna need a lot of practice…

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah wow

 

Chaos

I’m used to taking charge in my normal team

Looks like you are too

 

Zombie_Bird

I don’t usually use a team in this game

I fly it solo

 

Chaos

Yeah that too.

This is going to be a problem tho…

IDEA

We focus on getting good gear and stuff

And team build along the way!

 

Zombie_Bird

Ok then

Sounds like a plan.

 

---------- 

 

Chaos

So like

What’s your favorite book

 

Zombie_Bird

What?

 

Chaos

Idk man

I thought maybe if we knew each other better we could work better together or something

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh

Right

So my favorite book is anything by Jane Austen

You can’t make me choose just one.

 

Chaos

I feel that

So you a fan of the classics then?

 

Zombie_Bird

Definitely

 

Chaos

Nice

I don’t actually have any one favorite book

I just asked a random ‘what’s your favorite’ question.

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah ok

Are we taking turns?

Because if so then it’s my turn to ask a random favorite question.

What’s your favorite food?

Mine’s chili dogs.

 

Chaos

I’m vegan

But I really love vegan Ice cream.

 

Zombie_Bird

My little brother is vegetarian

The one who put us in here 

I mean

 

Chaos

Do you have more than one little brother?

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh yeah

I can’t keep track

 

Chaos

Lucky

I’ve always wanted a sibling.

Then maybe my parents would pay attention to THEM instead of ME

 

Zombie_Bird

That definitely doesn’t happen.

The old man pays just as much attention to me as he does the little demon.

 

Chaos

Oh bummer

Guess that pipe dream is dead.

Anyway it’s my turn.

Favorite piece of clothing?

 

Zombie_Bird

That one really nice faux leather jacket my older brother got me

Stronger than the real stuff

Very comfortable too.

 

Chaos

Oooh

Could you ask him where he got it?

I want one.

My favorite is a pair of thigh high platform combat boots my friend got me for the holidays.

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh wow

A look I could never pull off (well… actually…)

But if it works it could really work

My turn

What’s your favorite color?

 

Chaos

Oh very generic

It’s purple/black.

 

Zombie_Bird

Mines red.

 

Chaos

What’re your favorite pronouns?

That counts right

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah sure

My favorite pronouns are male ones thanks

 

Chaos

Mine are female

 

Zombie_Bird

Tell me if I get this wrong

But are you a goth girl?

 

Chaos

Yeah

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh cool

I’m not Goth

I’m just Edgy

 

Chaos

Ha

Yeah

That’s one of the people I know to a T

She could pull off the goth look

But PURE EDGE she has going on right now works for her.

You might meet her

If things go the way I expect them too

 

Zombie_Bird

Ominous.

It’s my turn

What’s your favorite weapon?

I like guns.

 

Chaos

Yes very edgy

So this is very specific 

But I like Fenton Wrist Rays.

 

Zombie_Bird

What

What is that

I thought I knew all the weapons

 

Chaos

There are so many weapons

Knowing all of them is a feat

But obviously you don’t

So anyway

My friend’s parents make their own weapons.

From idea to completion.

The wrist rays are mini laser beams disguised as cool metal bracelets.

 

Zombie_Bird

That sounds really cool actually

 

Chaos

Yeah

Some of what they make isn’t but that’s one of their gems

They’re good at hiding their weapons as everyday objects

The Lipstick and the Thermos come to mind

 

Zombie_bird

I’m sorry, weapons disguised as lipstick and a thermos???

 

Chaos

Yeah lol

 

Zombie_Bird

Can you send me one of those wrist ray things?

 

Chaos

Only if you send me one of those faux leather jackets.

 

Zombie_Bird

Deal.

Notes:

Ehehehe...
the fight
is coming
and so is the fallout >:3

And I'm definitely still writing chapters so I would love to hear any suggestions you guys have for character interactions!

I love you all!
until Thursday!

Chapter 6: The War Begins

Summary:

Danny and Damian finally face their friends/in game foes! one of the sides isn't too happy with the outcome (to be expected, really.) and they plan their revenge.

Notes:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I hope you're eating wonderful food.
eat the food that I can't, go on, eat for me!

I have tons of allergies so Thanksgiving isn't always the most fun holiday for me! but I hope it's good for all of you anyway, and boy are there more people reading this than I ever thought would...

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The FAM

 

Zombie_Bird

Hey @DickieBird where did you get that jacket I love so much?

 

DickieBird

Um

Why do you want to know?

You didn’t ruin the one I got you did you??

 

Zombie_Bird

Relax 

It’s fine

I just need another one

NOT because the first one is ruined.

Which it isn’t.

 

DickieBird

Ok…

I got it from that one place down the street from the precinct 

You know the one

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh that place

Yeah I know that place

Thanks.

 

DickieBird

Glad I could help I guess

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

So are we ready?

Mouse Sensei

Do you give us your blessing?

 

Mouse Bug

Only if you film it for me 

This is going to be great.

 

Ghost Boy

Your brother is available

Right?

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

 

Ghost Boy

Ok

It’s go time.

 

The_Blood_Son

Let’s meet in lobby 6, bring your friend.

 

Ghost Boy

Bring your brother :)

 

----------

 

DIRECT MESSAGE - Chaos AND Ghost Boy

 

Ghost Boy

Heyyy

 wanna playyyy

 

Chaos

Danny what

But ok

 

Ghost Boy

Yesssss

 

Chaos

Too many letters

Too many.

 

Ghost Boy

Ok I’ll stop

 

Chaos

Good.

 

----------

 

DIRECT MESSAGE - The_Blood_Son AND Zombie_Bird

 

The_Blood_Son

Meet in lobby six.

 

Zombie_Bird

Why

 

The_Blood_Son

You know why.

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh we’re doing this ok

 

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GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP

 

Zombie_Bird

We’re doing this thing

 

Chaos

So that’s why he ominously asked me to play with him

Ok

I can work with this.

Don’t Lose.

 

Zombie_Bird

I won’t if you won’t.

 

Chaos

We’re in agreement then.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

WE WON!

WE WON!
WE WON!
WE WON!

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed

Now stop that before it gets any more annoying.

 

Ghost Boy

WE WON!

You’re right I’m sorry

I’m just pumped!

 

The_Blood_Son

You doubted us?

 

Ghost Boy

Well no

But it’s still exciting

 

The_Blood_Son

That is true.

 

Mouse Bug

You guys won??!?!?!?

That’s great!

You got the video?

 

Ghost Boy

Got it right here don’t worry

[Video attachment]

 

Mouse Bug

That’s amazing

You crushed them!

 

Ghost Boy

Thanks to your teachings!

And bringing this fabulous team together

 

The_Blood_Son

You are a very effective teacher.

 

Mouse Bug

Thanks guys! :)

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TEAMUP

 

Chaos

No.

No.

NO.

They were not that good!

What happened!!!

 

Zombie_Bird

They have to have a teacher

Because they weren’t hacking.

 

Chaos

Yeah but like

He was not that good last time I played with him!!

What the flip who is this teacher???

 

Zombie_Bird

When I find out who it is

I want lessons

 

Chaos

Oh same

But anyway

Time for my Other Plan

 

Zombie_Bird

?

 

<Chaos changed the chat name to TheyDieForThis>

 

<Chaos added Friar Tuck to the chat>

 

<Chaos added MyPalVal to the chat>

 

Chaos

Add ur people

This is a war council.

 

Zombie_Bird

Nice

 

<Zombie_Bird added SPITEandCAFFEINE to the chat>

 

<Zombie_Bird added PurpleWaffles to the chat>

 

Chaos

Welcome to my war council!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Um

Who are you?

Why am I here??

 

Zombie_Bird

Because Demon Spawn managed to beat us in the game

And we’re retaliating against them for being secretive and annoying.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

He actually managed to beat you?

Wait did you say us?

 

Chaos

Yeah

2v2

Me and Zombie_Bird versus The_Blood_Son and my friend Ghost Boy.

 

Zombie_Bird

Both of them suddenly got extremely good at the game with no explanation.

They have a secret teacher.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh yeah I remember looking at that

He has gotten a lot better

A teacher would explain that

But I can’t really see him teaming with anyone.

 

Zombie_Bird

That’s why I was surprised to be invited to this chat

It was originally called TEAMUP

They invited us here and then left

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah that’s really weird for him

 

Chaos

Exactly

Both him and my friend are being secretive and weird.

So I've decided to declare war

With two objectives

Discover their secrets

And beat them.

Which is why I’ve gotten all these recruits!

 

Zombie_Bird

There are 6 of us

Not sure 4 recruits counts as “all these”

 

Friar Tuck

Sorry I’m late to the apparent party

But now I know why you’re mad at him at least.

He wouldn’t tell me.

 

Chaos

This is Tuck, our mutual friend.

Speaking of @SPITEandCAFFEINE who are you

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m Zombie_Bird’s other little brother.

 

Chaos

Oh cool

Who’s the other one

 

Zombie_Bird

She’s a family friend

Hey do you know why she’s not on?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Business.

 

Zombie_Bird

Ahh ok

Chaos, who's your other person?

 

Chaos

Ghost Boys ex

 

Zombie_Bird

Ouch 

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah

They’re still friends but she would never pass up the chance to prank him.

Or destroy him in video games as I’m assuming we’re doing.

 

Chaos

Oh yes

I’m thinking full assault as soon as they get on to declare war.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’ll let @PurpleWaffles know what’s going on

 

Friar Tuck

I’ll do the same with Val

 

Chaos

I’ll let you guys know when they get on, and on what server.

 

Zombie_Bird

Sounds like a solid plan.

Then we just go ham on the melee right?

 

Chaos

Definitely.

 

---------- 

 

MyPalVal

@Friar Tuck you’re right

I’m not missing an opportunity like this

Count me in.

 

Chaos

Nice to have you Val!

>:)

 

MyPalVal

>:)

 

Friar Tuck

Ohhh worried now

 

Chaos

You weren’t before?

 

Friar Tuck

Oh I was

Just

More now

 

MyPalVal

You should be glad you’re on our team.

 

Friar Tuck

I am

I am

Though Ghost Boy’s team has that really good teacher

 

MyPalVal

Tuck no

No envying the enemy

They’re the enemy

That means we’re better than them by default

 

Friar Tuck

Okok

I’m glad I’m here sheesh

 

Zombie_Bird

Wow 

I think I’m gonna like having you around

 

MyPalVal

Anytime

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh hi I’m here too

It took forever to read through all that

And I’m in also

 

Chaos

The team is complete!

We strike the first chance we get!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

Anyone want to play for a while?

I have a few hours free and I want to try to get that new staff that came from the update.

 

Mouse Bug

I’ve been wanting to try that too

It’s supposed to be notoriously hard to get though.

 

Ghost Boy

More fun that way anyway.

 

Mouse Bug

Still riding on your victory high?

 

Ghost Boy

You know it!

It has only been a day after all.

@The_Blood_Son do you want to try for it?

 

The_Blood_Son

That could be enjoyable

I have the time.

 

Mouse Bug

You two can tell me how that goes

I have work to do, sadly…

 

Ghost Boy

If we manage it, we can show you what we did!

 

Mouse Bug

I’m going to hold you to that! :)

 

Ghost Boy

:)

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

They’re online!!

@everyone they’re online!

Lobby 3 everyone!!

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh S*** they are

 

MyPalVal

Been waiting for this

 

Friar Tuck

Since this morning anyway

 

PurpleWaffles

Here we go!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Time for war I guess

Notes:

Haha hi!
I almost forgot to post today, sorry if I'm a bit late!
I'm watching anime with a cousin that I almost never see so I got kinda sidetracked.

someone made apple pie I can eat this year! I'm so excited!

hope you like it, and like Tim said, It's time for war.

ILY all thanks for reading!

Chapter 7: The War Begins pt 2

Summary:

Danny and Damian are ambushed. Team TheyDieForThis declare war. Team Mouse gather their own forces.

Notes:

Yoooooo what's up my friends!
I've been waiting to post this part for a while!
I hope y'all like it.
(What even are notes how do I note-)

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

WHAT WAS THAT

 

The_Blood_Son

A declaration of war.

 

Ghost Boy

Ahhh yeah that scans.

Chaos is fairly mad at me right now

But did she have to enlist Tuck and Val??

 

The_Blood_Son

My brother enlisted another of my brothers and a family friend.

They have a numbers advantage.

 

Mouse Bug

Wait what’s going on?

 

Ghost Boy

Almost as soon as we logged on we were ganged up on by 6 PEOPLE!!

My challenger friend, bloodson’s challenger brother, and friends from both sides.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh wow.

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

They had prepared for us.

 

Mouse Bug

I can see how that could be interpreted as war

But if they actually mean war

Wouldn’t they say it?

If it’s not formally declared then it’s just fighting

Not war

 

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GROUPCHAT

 

<Chaos added Zombie_Bird to the chat>

 

<Chaos added Friar Tuck to the chat>

 

<Chaos added MyPalVal to the chat>

 

<Chaos added SPITEandCAFFEINE to the chat>

 

<Chaos added PurpleWaffles to the chat>

 

Friar Tuck

Don’t we already have a chat tho?

 

<Chaos changed chat name to WarMeeting>

 

<Chaos added Ghost Boy to the chat>

 

Chaos

Zombie bird, if you could add the final touch

 

<Zombie_Bird added The_Blood_Son to the chat>

 

Zombie_Bird

Done

 

Friar Tuck

Ahh I see.

Both sides.

 

The_Blood_Son

So it WAS a declaration of war.

 

Ghost Boy

2 v 6 isn’t much of a war.

 

Chaos

It is if I say it is.

We have demands

And if our demands are met we win the war.

 

Ghost Boy

How do we win?

 

Chaos

You can’t

 

Ghost Boy

Not fair in the slightest

 

The_Blood_Son

If you surrender, we win.

 

Chaos

Ok fair but it’s not going to happen.

 

The_Blood_Son

What are your demands?

 

Chaos

The info of your secret teacher

And Zombie_Bird and I need to beat you in a serious 2v2.

We might add more later depending on what happens in this war

 

Ghost Boy

Oh that doesn’t sound good.

 

MyPalVal

Prepare to be crushed

 

Ghost Boy

No

 

MyPalVal

Your loss I guess.

 

Zombie_Bird

Do you two have anything to add?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course

My condolences for your future loss.

 

Zombie_Bird

Won’t happen Demon Spawn

You have almost no advantages.

 

The_Blood_Son

We have one

The one you set up this war to obtain

And they are a bigger advantage than anything you have.

 

Ghost Boy

I wish I could be as intimidating as you

 

MyPalVal

Correction

You wish you could be intimidating at all

 

PurpleWaffles

Ooooh burn

 

Ghost Boy

Wow Ok

I’m invested now

Yall gonna lose

 

The_Blood_Son

5

 

Ghost Boy

What did I do???

 

The_Blood_Son

There’s an apostrophe in y’all.

And you missed the word “Are”

I’m being lenient and only counting it as 1.

 

Ghost Boy

Crud.

 

Friar Tuck

Oho what be this?

Is Ghost Boy being roasted by his own teammate?

 

Chaos

Ghost Boy

What’s that number

 

Ghost Boy

It’s my spelling mistake counter.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh that’s a good idea actually

We should do that on the family chat

 

Zombie_Bird

NO

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

So it was a declaration of war

Confirmed

 

Mouse Bug

What’d they do?

 

Ghost Boy

They made a groupchat called WarMeeting

And declared war.

 

The_Blood_Son

And Ghost Boy made his 5th mistake.

 

Mouse Bug

So punishment time then.

 

Ghost Boy

Can it wait until the end of the war?

We can rack them up until then.

 

The_Blood_Son

Alright

But there’s no getting out of it.

 

Ghost Boy

Anyway Mouse

One of their demands was knowing our game secrets and the info of our teacher

Right now you’re our only advantage

 

Mouse Bug

So why don’t we get another one?

 

Ghost Boy

Like what?

 

Mouse Bug

Do you guys have anyone else you could drag into this war?

Maybe we could get our numbers higher as well.

 

The_Blood_Son

I have someone in mind.

However, they have barely played.

 

Ghost Boy

Shouldn’t be a problem with Mouse Sensei.

 

The_Blood_Son

Fair enough.

 

Ghost Boy

I can think of a few people

But Chaos already got my closest friends…

 

Mouse Bug

I can probably help too!

I know a guy who would be thrilled to participate in a game war.

More than one, actually.

 

The_Blood_Son

Permission to recruit my choice into this chat?

 

Mouse Bug

Permission granted :)

 

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DIRECT MESSAGE - The_Blood_Son AND Notactuallyanerd

 

The_Blood_Son

Jon

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah?

 

The_Blood_Son

Todd has declared virtual war on me

I’m short on allies

Your assistance would be appreciated.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait what do you mean ‘Virtual War’

 

The_Blood_Son

In a video game.

Todd has declared war on me in a video game.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait is it that one that Dick introduced us to?

The one that Jason crushed you at and you swore revenge?

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes that one.

I met someone in a similar situation and we teamed up to take down our adversaries at the same time.

We won.

They’re not happy about it.

 

Notactuallyanerd

You made another friend?

AND I HAVEN’T MET THEM YET????

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m not sure I could call him a friend

I’ve never even met the man in person.

 

Notactuallyanerd

But still

Anyways I’m in

But didn’t you say you were short on allies? 

If it’s 2 on 2 isn’t it even?

 

The_Blood_Son

They’ve recruited.

It’s 2 v 6 now.

We still have our secret weapon as well however, so 3 v 6.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Who’s the secret weapon?

 

The_Blood_Son

Our teacher, the reason for our success.

And the reason we will not be brought down by your lack of experience.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow ok

But yeah sure

I’ll help

Sounds fun!

 

The_Blood_Son

Prepare for war, Jon.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m a little bit scared now

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

<The_Blood_Son added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>

 

The_Blood_Son

Welcome my friend and ally.

 

Ghost Boy

The way you said that like it’s a command

 

The_Blood_Son

It is.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh right

Ok

Welcome @notactuallyanerd

To the war zone

 

Notactuallyanerd

Happy to be here!

I think.

 

Mouse Bug

So you’re my third student?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Apparently

 

Mouse Bug

In that case

Nice to meet you!

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s nice to meet you too!

 

Mouse Bug

:)

 

Notactuallyanerd

:)

 

Ghost Boy

Such wholesome vibes~

 

Mouse Bug

:)

 

Ghost Boy

Ok now it’s threatening.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Nothing changed

 

Ghost Boy

Yes it did

Can’t you see it

The lack of empathy or reason in those cold black eyes

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s the same smiley face

 

The_Blood_Son

I have to agree with Notactuallyanerd.

 

Mouse Bug

No, Ghost was right

I was being threatening.

 

Notactuallyanerd

How can you tell??

 

Ghost Boy

Context.

 

Mouse Bug

One of my ex friends used to love doing that

Using those emotes in threatening ways

It really does depend on the context.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I see I have a lot to learn from you.

 

Ghost Boy

Oooo since we call Mouse Mouse Sensei

Should Notactuallyanerd call bloodson and I senpai?

 

The_Blood_Son

That is a terrible Idea.

It will never happen.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bloodson senpai

 

The_Blood_Son

See what you’ve done.

It’s awful.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ok I won’t

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah that was weird to read

 

Mouse Bug

I still get to be Sensei though

Right?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah no problems there

 

Ghost Boy

Oh by the way

I got one of my people to help!

Permission to invite?

 

Mouse Bug

Permission granted!

  

<Ghost Boy added Ghost Girl to the chat>

 

Ghost Girl

Sup friends

 

Notactuallyanerd

That looks like it’s going to get confusing REAL fast

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah you’re right

 

Ghost Girl

I could just tell you guys my name

Then you could call me that

But I want to keep my handle matching with my bro

 

Ghost Boy

Sure I guess

 

Ghost Girl

Hi I’m Ellie.

I heard there was a War that needed fighters.

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s what I heard too

But I haven’t seen any evidence yet.

 

The_Blood_Son

You doubt my word?

 

Notactuallyanerd

NO no

I just want to hear some of the details is all

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah I suppose

So we’re fighting against a group of 6

Their demands are to beat bloodson and me in a 2v2 with two specific people from their side and they also want Mouse’s info

Because she’s the greatest secret teacher we could hope for

 

Mouse Bug

Awwe

Thanks!

 

Ghost Boy

Your welcome!

 

Ghost Girl

Who we fightin’? 

I need names

 

The_Blood_Son

Zombie_Bird

Chaos

SPITEandCAFFEINE

PurpleWaffles

MyPalVal

Friar Tuck

And also

Watch your grammar

 

Ghost Girl

I don’t care about grammar

It can go die in a hole.

And Darn

They really have Chaos, Tuck AND Val huh

 

Ghost Boy

As far as we can tell

The war was Chaos’s idea in the first place

 

Ghost Girl

That scans

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow

Caffeine and Waffles?

They’re good I hear

From them though so I’m not sure how credible that is.

Where’s DickieBird?

 

The_Blood_Son

Zombie_Bird knows better than to ask him to wage war against me.

 

Notactuallyanerd

And you know better than to ask him to fight them either

Gotcha

What does he know about this whole thing anyway?

 

The_Blood_Son

Nothing

Hopefully.

 

Notactuallyanerd

What would he do about it even if he did know?

 

The_Blood_Son

Stare at us all in disappointment.

 

Mouse Bug

Ouch

 

Ghost Boy

That’s not too bad

 

Ghost Girl

You only say that because it’s normal for you

 

Ghost Boy

Sad but true.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you okay??

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

I’m just a slacker in school

You know

I spend too much time playing video games :)

 

The_Blood_Son

You spend no more time playing than I do

And I am excelling.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah I’m just a slacker.

Speaking of playing video games though

We should start training them for the front lines.

 

Mouse Bug

True

But we have no idea whether or not you two will be attacked as soon as you log in

We don’t want to tip our hand too early by having you show up with extra people

Especially if I’m one of them.

 

The_Blood_Son

Excellent points.

Ghost Boy and I will log in first and report back whether or not we are attacked.

Notes:

Jon and Ellie have joined!!
I love writing Ellie almost as much as I love writing Damian.
Damian lets me show off my vocabulary though so he wins.

I don't know Jon very well, so let me know if there's anything I can do better on when writing him!

See you next time, I love you all! Stay safe!

Chapter 8: The War Begins pt 3

Summary:

War.

Notes:

Good afternoon! or, whenever you're reading this, anyway.

December is upon us! which means all the winter holidays!!

I hope you like the chapter.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDIeForThis

 

Chaos

They logged in!

In lobby 7!

 

MyPalVal

On it.

Who’s coming with me?

 

PurpleWaffles

I got an hour or two to spare.

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah I can go.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah we were attacked.

 

The_Blood_Son

It wasn’t all of them this time however.

Only three.

We could have bested them.

 

Mouse Bug

Yes but this mission was for information.

What we have determined is that you two need alt accounts.

 

Ghost Boy

Ooooh smart

 

Mouse Bug

That way we can still play together without raising suspicion.

 

The_Blood_Son

What about our items?

 

Mouse Bug

Like you said

You could have bested them

Sometimes we might be able to go out for gear missions on your real accounts by way of defeating the welcoming committee.

Then I can join you after you kill them.

 

Ghost Girl

And we can train with you even without the senior class

 

Ghost Boy

Excuse you we’re juniors at the most.

 

Mouse Bug

Senior?

Junior?

I’m confused.

 

Ghost Boy

The american school system is weird, don't question it.

 

Mouse Bug

Ah ok.

Well I’ll start them on the grinding while you guys set up your alt accounts.

 

Ghost Boy

Yes Sensei!

Hey @The_Blood_Son what’s your alt account going to be called?

Because I have a few suggestions.

 

The_Blood_Son

I am undecided on a name.

But I’m not sure I trust your naming abilities.

 

Ghost Boy

No no

Hear me out

I’m going to be called

“AwakeandAlive”

And you could be called

“TheAdoptedOne”

It’s perfect!

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m not sure perfect is the way I would describe it.

 

Notactuallyanerd

OH YES

Please do it

it‘ll be funny

Please

 

The_Blood_Son

Your pleading is doing nothing to change my thoughts on the matter.

 

Notactuallyanerd

No but imagine your brother’s faces when they find out

At the end of all of this obviously.

 

The_Blood_Son

That is tempting.

Fine.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yay!

 

----------

 

Ghost Girl

This game is actually fun wow

 

Ghost Boy

Well

Yes

If it wasn’t we wouldn’t have done this

 

Ghost Girl

Fair enough

But you didn’t tell me it was THIS fun

 

Ghost Boy

You can’t stop playing it can you.

 

Ghost Girl

No I can’t.

It’s a problem.

 

Ghost Boy

Lol

 

Ghost Girl

An actual problem bro

I don’t have time to eat

Well I do but I spend it playing

 

Ghost Boy

Well at least you’re getting better fast?

 

Notactuallyanerd

You should eat!

 

Ghost Girl

I will I will

Don’t worry

But I might need reminders

 

Notactuallyanerd

I can do that!

 

Ghost Girl

Thx

Plz remind me after we finish playing together

In a bit

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ok!

 

Ghost Boy

I would tell you that you shouldn’t depend on someone else to remind you to do something as simple as eating

But then I realized that would be hypocritical.

 

Ghost Girl

Maybe it runs in the family or something ;)

 

Mouse Bug

Should I be concerned?

 

Ghost Boy

Not really

My older sister makes sure me and our parents eat

And now Ellie has Notactuallyanerd to help her

 

Mouse Bug

Still concerning.

 

----------

 

Notactuallyanerd

@Ghost Girl go eat

 

Ghost Girl

Thanks man

Ur an existence saver

 

Notactuallyanerd

Don’t you mean Life saver?

 

Ghost Girl

That too i'm sure

 

Notactuallyanerd

?

 

----------

 

Ghost Boy

@The_Blood_Son how do you feel about logging in on our actual accounts and kicking some enemy tail?

 

The_Blood_Son

I favor this idea greatly.

 

Ghost Girl

It’s about time for a counter strike!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Can Ellie and I join?

 

Mouse Bug

I wouldn’t recommend it

We want to keep training them

And we can’t easily do that if they’re camping them like they’re camping you two

 

Ghost Girl

Fair

 

Ghost Boy

Hey Mouse Sensei?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah?

 

Ghost Boy

How are you ALWAYS on?

There’s rarely been a moment when you’re not

And you live on another CONTINENT

 

Notactuallyanerd

She does?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah she’s French

 

Ghost Girl

Oh that’s super cool!

 

Ghost Boy

Doesn’t answer my question

 

Mouse Bug

About that

I have no explanation or excuse

I just don’t sleep all that often.

 

Ghost Boy

And you’re concerned about our eating habits.

 

The_Blood_Son

I suggest you all get the correct amount of sleep and food

You’ll need it if we are to win this war.

 

Ghost Boy

Don’t worry about me

At least I try

Worry about Mouse!

 

Mouse Bug

Excuse you I am fine.

 

The_Blood_Son

Very few humans can function on the amount of sleep that you do.

I doubt you can keep it up for long

 

Mouse Bug

I’M FINE

 

Ghost Boy

also a lost cause.

 

Ghost Girl

Takes one to know one

 

Ghost Boy

Not gonna argue with that

 

The_Blood_Son

Are we playing or not?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh definitely.

 

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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

What. 

The.

Flip.

 

MyPalVal

Ok they were not that strong last time we played them.

 

Friar Tuck

But they couldn’t practice??

We were policing their loggins??

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Unless they made alt accounts.

 

Chaos

Smart of them.

Bad for us.

 

MyPalVal

Do any of you have alt accounts?

We need to get rid of their advantage.

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah

It’s a good way to grind without being seen too

We wouldn’t have to worry about being ambushed.

 

Chaos

I’m making one now

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So am I

 

MyPalVal

I’ll get on that

Someone should alert the two offline.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’ll tell them.

 

Chaos

Good

Good….

 

Friar Tuck

Ominous

 

Chaos

Purposefully.

 

MyPalVal

Of course.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Mouse Bug

@Ghost Girl and @Notactuallyanerd congratulations!

I deem you battle worthy!

 

Ghost Girl

Yesssssss

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh right

Ellie Eat.

 

Ghost Girl

Oh frick I haven’t eaten today

Thx

 

Notactuallyanerd

You’re welcome!

 

The_Blood_Son

We must plan our attack

The debut of our new soldiers.

 

Ghost Boy

I’m excited

This is going to be a massacre!

 

Notactuallyanerd

We have to wait for Ellie to eat first

 

The_Blood_Son

Naturally.

We need her to be in perfect health.

 

Mouse Bug

They’re the best at the Sundeiz Desert map so I would suggest Ghost Boy or Bloodson luring them out there.

Notactuallyanerd and Ellie will ambush.

 

Ghost Boy

Sounds like a solid plan.

Now we just have to wait for Ellie

 

Notactuallyanerd

This is so exciting

 

Ghost Girl

Ikr

 

Notactuallyanerd

You’re back!

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

Let's get this party started!

Notes:

Hello again! I want to put something here about my thoughts while writing the chapter but I wrote this a while ago and I don't take notes on that kind of thing while writing lol.

I was thinking of doing a holiday special, but only maybe. it would interrupt what we have rolling and if I made it non canon to the fic I couldn't play around with implications and secrets like I would love to. what do you guys think?

Chapter 9: Hacker Race

Summary:

An imbalance of power requires a new recruit to balance things out.

Notes:

Hello all! how's December!
mines been iffy so far, and posting and hearing from all of you guys is what I look forward to every week, so truly, thanks for being here.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

They’re on

Lobby 3

We’ve trained for this

We can do this

 

Zombie_Bird

I can go

 

PurpleWaffles

Same

 

MyPalVal

I got this

 

Friar Tuck

I’m actually gonna sit this one out.

I’m too sleep deprived for this.

 

Zombie_Bird

So is @SPITEandCAFFEINE

He passed out a few hours ago from it

Hasn’t woken up yet apparently.

 

MyPalVal

Is he ok?

 

Zombie_Bird

If he was anyone else?

No

Him though?

Yeah he’s fine

This is normal.

 

MyPalVal

Doesn’t sound normal.

 

Chaos

Ghost Boy though

 

MyPalVal

He’s only passed out twice

 

Chaos

That you know of

 

MyPalVal

I know I shouldn’t be concerned for the enemy but…

 

Chaos

He’s fine don’t worry

 

MyPalVal

If you say so.

 

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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Chaos

“2v6 isn’t much of a war”

Well now it’s 4v6

Apparently.

Get them in here this is a chat for everyone.

 

Ghost Boy

If you insist.

 

<Ghost Boy added Ghost Girl to the chat>

 

<Ghost Boy added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>

 

Ghost Girl

So THIS is all of our enemies.

Nice.

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait so now there’s a Ghost Boy AND a Ghost Girl?

Isn’t that confusing?

 

Ghost Girl

We just use my real name.

Ellie.

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh ok

Well I would say nice to meet you but we’re on opposite sides

 

Ghost Girl

Same here

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh this is a nice chat to have

 

Zombie_Bird

Well it would be

If we used it

 

MyPalVal

We haven’t used this chat much have we

 

Ghost Boy

Nope!

We haven’t had a need until now.

And this is just because this chat is for everyone involved (Except for our teacher) and Ellie and Notactuallyanerd weren’t here yet.

 

MyPalVal

Fair.

Also @Ghost Girl

I thought you didn’t know how to play this game???

 

Ghost Girl

What can I say

I have a good teacher

 

Zombie_Bird

This teacher brought you up from complete noob to pro-battle worthy in just a few weeks??

 

Notactuallyanerd

She taught both of us at the same time to save time

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh right you were a noob too

Who is this teacher???

 

Chaos

That’s what we want to figure out

 

The_Blood_Son

You will never know.

 

Ghost Boy

Eh

I wouldn’t say that

But I would say that if you find out it will be on our terms.

 

Chaos

Not a chance

Even if I have to have Tuck hack your phone

 

Ghost Boy

Oh frick

We don’t have a hacker on our team

 

Zombie_Bird

If Tuck is a hacker then that means we have two!

Prepare to be hacked!

 

Chaos

Two?

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah @SPITEandCAFFEINE is also a hacker.

 

Chaos

Well both the hackers are sleeping right now so prepare to be hacked!

Later!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Teacher help us

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Notactuallyanerd

@Mouse Bug help!

 

Mouse Bug

What?

 

Ghost Boy

PLEASE MOUSE SENSEI

TELL US YOU CAN HELP

 

Mouse Bug

WHAT AM I HELPING WITH??

 

The_Blood_Son

The enemy has threatened to hack our devices in order to obtain access to you.

Knowing my brother, they will be able to.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

My friend designed the security on almost all of my devices

And he knows his way around code

Especially his own.

 

Ghost Girl

Oh crap he designed mine too didn’t he?

 

Ghost Boy

He did all of ours yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

Their team has two hackers

We have none.

 

Notactuallyanerd

We were hoping you might be able to help?

Somehow?

 

Ghost Boy

Both of their hackers are in sleep deprived comas right now

So we’re safe for a little while.

 

Mouse Bug

That’s…

Wow ok.

I Might be able to help.

I know a guy

But he might not help me.

He might be intrigued by the war though…

I wonder if he knows english.

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse Sensei you are a miracle.

 

Mouse Bug

I make no promises!

 

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DIRECT MESSAGE - Mouse Bug and My Little Robot

(French)

 

Mouse Bug

Hey max!

I know we don’t talk as often as we used to

But would you mind helping me out with something?

 

My Little Robot

Marinette?

Well I suppose that it depends on what you want help with.

 

Mouse Bug

I’ve gotten involved in a virtual war

Because I decided to teach some people my tricks of the trade

 

My Little Robot

The game you’re topping the leaderboards in?

 

Mouse Bug

The european servers anyway

I decided to play on the north american servers to practice my english for that one test a few months ago

And that’s when I met my students.

They each had someone they wanted to beat

So they teamed up and made it a 2v2

And then won.

Their opponents gathered forces and declared war

My students also gathered some forces

I have 4 students now.

 

My Little Robot

While this is very interesting it doesn’t tell me what you need help with.

 

Mouse Bug

I’m getting there

Part of the demands of the other team is that they want “the mysterious teacher” s contact info

They have two teammates with hacking skills

They’re going to hack my student’s phones for info

 

My Little Robot

And you want me to protect them?

 

Mouse Bug

Yes please.

 

My Little Robot

I’ll do it

On the condition that I get to be apart of your team

You make it sound like you have a numbers disadvantage anyway

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah it’s 4v6 without me

 

My Little Robot

It’s about to be 5v6

And Marinette?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah?

 

My Little Robot

It’s the least I could do

After everything.

 

Mouse Bug

You have no idea how much that means to me.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

<Mouse Bug added My Little Robot to the chat>

 

Mouse Bug

Everyone meet our new resident hacker!

He’s also a game veteran and wants to help with the fight!

 

My Little Robot

Hello all.

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse you truly are amazing

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed

But we will see if he has the skill to stand against my brother yet.

 

My Little Robot

I am confident in my skills

But I would like a challenge.

 

Ghost Girl

Well good

Because the enemy designed all of my current security

Along with @Ghost Boy ’s.

 

My Little Robot

You need an entirely new encryption?

That is a challenge.

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t want to be pushy

But how soon can you get it done?

I have a feeling Tuck’s gonna start as soon as he wakes up.

 

My Little Robot

I can start now as well

I’ll DM you about the details.

 

Ghost Boy

Ok sweet

 

Notactuallyanerd

Even footing again

That’s nice

 

Mouse Bug

Are you going to announce him to the others or are we hiding him until they figure it out?

 

The_Blood_Son

Hide him.

The more my brothers don’t know, the better.

 

Ghost Boy

Same with Tuck

I want him to go in expecting his own stuff

Not prepared for something else.

 

Mouse Bug

Makes sense

 

Ghost Girl

@Notactuallyanerd wanna play on that new jungle map they came out with a few days ago?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Sure!

Notes:

Welcome Max to the stage!

Plenty of you guessed his involvement already, and you were right! (Also he's listed in the tags but shhhh)

Most of you seemed interested in a holiday special thing, if I do do it, I'm probably going to list it as the second part of a series. second question, do you guys want it to be in chat format like this? or would you guys like something more like a traditional fic, with them all in the same setting? idk, like a whatever-holiday-they-celebrate get together at Wayne Manor far in the secret-less future.

Chapter 10: Hacker Race pt 2

Summary:

A battle is scheduled.

Notes:

Me: Wow I have a lot of comments in my inbox. I wonder if I'll have enough time to answer all of them before I have to post next.

*Realizes it's Thursday* oH CRAP

Haha it's all good all comments are answered and the chapter is going up on time!
man these past few days have been hectic though, this is the first time I've lost track of the days since starting this fic.
anyway! to your usually scheduled update!
oh gosh I just realized I didn't add the username directory on the last chapter...
ANYWAY

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max

this thing is getting so long...

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie eat

 

Ghost Girl

Thx

 

Notactuallyanerd

Anytime

 

----------

 

Mouse Bug

Hello

I need a random word

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse what the-

It’s three in the morning in Frnace!

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s number 6.

I’m surprised it took you this long to make another one.

 

Ghost Boy

Darn it

I was trying so hard.

 

The_Blood_Son

Not hard enough.

 

Ghost Boy

Apparently.

 

Mouse Bug

I still need that random word.

 

Ghost Boy

You still need sleep!

 

Mouse Bug

Not anymore

I’ve ascended above mortal needs

 

The_Blood_Son

I seriously doubt that.

Sleep. 

 

Mouse Bug

Give me the word first.

 

Ghost Boy

Spectrometer

There

That’s your word

 

Mouse Bug

Very on theme

I like it.

 

Ghost Boy

Now SLEEP.

 

Mouse Bug

Fine fine

I’ll sleep.

 

The_Blood_Son

Good.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

I was bored

So I scrolled up in this chat

And found that time @Zombie_Bird and I decided to trade a wrist ray for a faux leather jacket.

We never did that.

 

Zombie_Bird

You’re right

We never did

I do have that extra jacket though.

 

Chaos

And I have an extra wrist ray.

 

Zombie_Bird

So is the trade back on?

 

Chaos

We would need addresses to send the stuff to.

 

Zombie_Bird

Not a problem.

I’ll DM you.

 

Chaos

Ok

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Wait what’s going on?

 

Chaos

Oh you’re awake

We need you to hack the enemy’s devices

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I reiterate

What’s going on?

 

Zombie_Bird

We were going to try and hack their stuff to get the teacher’s info

And also Chaos and I are going to trade a leather jacket for a laser disguised as a bracelet.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh.

Ok.

I can do that.

Also what.

 

Chaos

Laser disguised as a bracelet

They’re made by Ghost Boy’s parents

We get them practically free

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Who's giving kids free lasers??

 

Chaos

How would you know if I’m a kid or not?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

It was a guess based on your behavior

And past messages

You’re a teenager

Right?

 

Chaos

Yeah

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So why do you get free lasers?

 

Chaos

Because

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Vague

 

Chaos

Purposefully

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Right.

Well I’ll get on that hacking

Shouldn’t take too long

 

Chaos

Thanks a bunch

 

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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

Do you want to schedule a battle?

So that everyone can be there?

 

The_Blood_Son

That is an interesting idea.

Up until now all we’ve had have been ambushes.

 

Chaos

A formal battle would be nice

@everyone we’re scheduling a battle

Come get your input

 

PurpleWaffles

Nice

What timezones are you guys in?

 

Chaos

Tuck, Val, Ghost Boy and I are all in EST

 

Zombie_Bird

So are SPITEandCAFFEINE, Waffles, The_Blood_Son and Notactuallyanerd.

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s almost everyone

 

MyPalVal

Cool

 

Ghost Boy

@Ghost Girl what about you?

 

Ghost Girl

Hmmm

I think I’m in PST right now

 

Friar Tuck

Where ARE you?

 

Ghost Girl
California

 

Chaos

Nice

What about your mysterious teacher?

 

The_Blood_Son

Undisclosed.

 

Zombie_Bird

Darn

 

PurpleWaffles

So when are we doing it?

 

Chaos

We have school until three

So maybe 4.

 

Zombie_Bird

That could work for us

 

Ghost Boy

Works for our teacher too.

They’re going to be spectating.

 

Chaos

Joy.

Wait how?

 

Ghost Girl

Any time works for me tbh

 

Chaos

How are they going to be spectating?

There’s no feature like that!

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah how??

 

The_Blood_Son

They have their methods.

Anything they say they are going to do they do.

If they say they are going to spectate

They are going to spectate.

 

PurpleWaffles

Ominous.

 

MyPalVal

Very. 

 

Ghost Boy

So 4 EST? Tomorrow? 

 

Chaos

Agreed.

 

Friar Tuck

Agreed.

 

MyPalVal

Agreed.

 

PurpleWaffles

Agreed.

 

Zombie_Bird

Agreed.

 

Ghost Girl

Agreed.

 

The_Blood_Son

Agreed.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Agreed.

 

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GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

So @Mouse Bug

How are you spectating?

Exactly? 

 

Mouse Bug

I’m going to be over at Robot’s house

Watching the game over his shoulder.

 

My Little Robot

yes. 

 

The_Blood_Son

A deceptively simple solution.

 

Mouse Bug

Yep

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Why is his phone suddenly so hard to hack??

The security is totally different!

 

Friar Tuck

Same with my friend’s phones 

They used to have security I designed

Now they have something I've never seen.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Exactly

I’m so confused

Where could he have even gotten stuff like this from??

 

Friar Tuck

I have no idea

Ghost Boy is broke it’s not like he could afford this either

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

While The_Blood_Son is not broke

He should STILL not have access to an encryption that not even I have seen before.

 

Zombie_Bird

Wait

Demon spawn has security you’ve never seen before?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

YEAH

 

Zombie_Bird

HOW

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I don’t know but Ghost Boy has the same stuff apparently.

 

Friar Tuck

I thought they didn’t have a hacker or programmer on their team?

 

Zombie_Bird

They said they didn’t.

 

Chaos

Well we know all of their teammates

Except for the teacher.

It’s always the teacher somehow.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Wow

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Boy

Chaos and Tuck are glaring at me lol

 

Notactuallyanerd

Aren’t you supposed to be in class right now?

 

Ghost Boy

Aren’t you?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Touche.

 

Ghost Boy

I saw Tuck messing around with his PDA so I’m guessing they must have discovered Robot’s work

 

Notactuallyanerd

Nice!

And they’re glaring at you?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

I can tell Chaos especially is planning my virtual murder in her head

 

Notactuallyanerd

You better watch out then

 

Ghost Boy

If that happens I’ll just murder her back

Respawn and all that

 

Notactuallyanerd

Won’t it take some time to get back there though?

 

Ghost Boy

Nah I have something like 6 warp crystals.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh COOL

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

spent forever grinding on alt to get them

FLIP

 

Notactuallyanerd

What happened?

 

Ghost Boy

Tuck just threw his PDA at me in frustration

He has detention now

 

Ghost Girl

Oh lol

He’ll still be able to battle

Right?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

I’ll break him out if I need to

 

Notactuallyanerd

Planning to break your friend out of detention are you?

 

Ghost Boy

It’s not hard

 

Notactuallyanerd

It isn’t??

 

Ghost Boy

Lol no

 

Notactuallyanerd

Sounds like those teachers need some better security

 

Ghost Boy

No security can hold me

In or out

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m sure there’s something

Because that’s impossible

 

Ghost Boy

Well there is something

But if that happens then my friends will break me out

Simple

 

Ghost Girl

The best of friends

Willing to break you out of jail

 

Ghost Boy

I wasn’t talking about jail and you know it

 

Ghost Girl

My point still stands

Hey @Notactuallyanerd would YOU break me out of jail?

 

Notactuallyanerd

I guess it depends on if you belong there or not?

If you didn’t I would probably try more legal options first…

 

Ghost Girl

Good answer

But don’t worry about it

I can break myself out of Jail :)

 

Notactuallyanerd

Nice to know

 

Ghost Girl

I would break you out of jail

 

Notactuallyanerd

Thank you?

 

Ghost Boy

It is a compliment yes

 

Ghost Girl

I would also help you hide the body but if you’ve killed someone then we probably have bigger things to worry about

Saying you’ll break someone out of jail is much better because the reason for being in jail isn’t specified

They could be innocent!

 

Notactuallyanerd

You make some good points.

 

Ghost Girl

That’s my specialty

 

Ghost Boy

Oh frick I gtg

 

Ghost Girl

Lancer caught ya?

 

Ghost Boy

No the other thing

 

Ghost Girl

Oh ok

 

Notactuallyanerd

The other thing?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

 

Notactuallyanerd

What’s the other thing?

 

Ghost Girl

It’s a thing

 

Notactuallyanerd

This is one of the things I don’t get to know

Isn’t it

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

 

Notactuallyanerd

Hey Ellie?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Why aren’t YOU in school?

 

Ghost Girl

Do you want the real reason or the vague reason?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Real please

 

Ghost Girl

Man

This is what Ghost Boy was talking about when he said the anonymity of the online world

I can tell you ANYTHING

Wow

 

Notactuallyanerd

I guess so

It’s probably even safer now that you have security that not even SPITEandCAFFEINE can break

 

Ghost Girl

YEAH

So

Because of reasons

I don’t legally exist.

Kinda hard to go to school when you don’t exist

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh wow

I don’t know what I was expecting

But not something like that

 

Ghost Girl

Hah yeah

 

Notactuallyanerd

Why don’t you exist??

 

Ghost Girl

That’s a story for another day

I’ve got to keep an air of mystery after all!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Of course.

Notes:

Ellie has realized the power of having online friends!!! behold, the first leaked secret.
(The floodgates are opening)

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who comments! An a special thank you to those people who comment every time I upload, I look forward to seeing your names in my inbox!

Merry December Holidays to you all!

Chapter 11: Two Truths And A Lie

Summary:

Our lovely heroes play a game more often found at sleepovers.

Notes:

Sorry I'm late!
Life is weird right now in my house.
weirder than normal for this year, I mean.

anyway, to make up for being late, you guys get a SUPER long chapter! By my usual standards, anyway.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mouse Bug

Well that was an interesting conversation to read through

 

The_Blood_Son

Certainly.

@Ghost Boy I assume this is what you meant when you said your second sister was not technically considered part of the family?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

Never thought she’d tell you guys though

Good on her

 

Mouse Bug

Why wouldn’t she tell us?

Other than the obvious

I mean

 

Ghost Girl

I have trust issues lol

 

Mouse Bug

Ah ok

 

Notactuallyanerd

All this is making me so curious as to your tragic backstory

 

Ghost Girl

Very tragic yes

My first father figure tried to murder me

 

Mouse Bug

Oh no

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you ok??

 

Ghost Boy

Make them even more confused and concerned would you

 

Ghost Girl

It would be my pleasure~

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie NO

 

Ghost Girl

Ugh fine

 

The_Blood_Son

This sounds like quite the story.

 

Ghost Boy

And one of the most terrifying experiences of my life

 

Mouse Bug

And your life is starting to sound more and more interesting

Sometimes it sounds so mundane

And other times it sounds like one heck of a wild ride.

 

Ghost Boy

And apt description!

 

The_Blood_Son

More details would be very welcome

 

Ghost Boy

At this point it looks like Ellie is more likely to give them to you than I am

Just enjoy the slow release of tidbits as they paint a horrifying picture

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m concerned

 

Ghost Girl

You probably should be

Anyway isn’t the battle about to start?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh crud I gotta go rescue Tuck!

 

The_Blood_Son

Good luck

 

Mouse Bug

Have fun!

 

The_Blood_Son

@My Little Robot are you ready for your grand entrance?

 

My Little Robot

I am ready

 

The_Blood_Son

Excellent.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

5v6

Our numbers are growing

 

Chaos

No duh

 

<Ghost Boy added My Little Robot to the chat>

 

My Little Robot

Hello

 

Zombie_Bird

Does anyone recognize them?

 

PurpleWaffles

Nope

 

MyPalVal

No I don’t

 

Chaos

Who is this???

 

The_Blood_Son

A technologically gifted friend of our teacher’s.

 

Ghost Boy

You no longer have a hacker monopoly!!!

 

Friar Tuck

WHAT

NO

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So THAT’S who made all your new security

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed

He truly is talented

 

My Little Robot

Thank you

 

Ghost Girl

Heck yeah!

He’s also good at the game so watch out!

 

MyPalVal

I noticed when he killed me for the THIRD TIME

 

Ghost Girl

You’re not innocent either!

You killed me AT LEAST 4 times!

 

Ghost Boy

I only died twice!

Total!

 

Chaos

Proud much?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

I was expecting to die so many more times

 

Friar Tuck

I’m over here with my 17 total deaths…

I really need to meet your teacher.

 

My Little Robot

They are laughing at your messages

They are telling you to win the war first

 

Zombie_Bird

They’re here??

How?

 

Chaos

Seriously??

 

My Little Robot

They are at my house

Reading over my shoulder

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh so they’re IRL friends

 

My Little Robot

IRL?

 

Ghost Boy

In Real Life

Outside the game

 

My Little Robot

Thank you

 

Chaos

???

 

Zombie_Bird

What?

 

Friar Tuck

You didn’t know what IRL means?

Aren’t you a gamer?

 

My Little Robot

I’m not fluent in english

Or it’s slang

 

Zombie_Bird

So the teacher isn’t american hmmmm?

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s all of the hints you get

No more.

 

Zombie_Bird

Ok ok

Sheesh

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Uhh we gotta go

 

The_Blood_Son

It seems we do.

 

Zombie_Bird

What?

Oh

Never mind I know what’s going on

 

Chaos

We don’t

 

Zombie_Bird

And you won’t

Bye

 

Chaos

Well ok then.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Girl

Goodbye california

I’ve moved on

Any suggestions of where I should go next?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you just traveling around?

On your own?

 

Ghost Girl

Yah

 

Mouse Bug

That doesn’t sound safe

 

Ghost Girl

Not really no

But I can handle almost anything at this point

 

Mouse Bug

How old are you?

 

Ghost Girl

That’s subjective.

 

Mouse Bug

Your age is subjective??

How does that work?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well actually my brother’s age is subjective

But I doubt it’s for the same reason

Maybe

 

Ghost Girl

Really???

Man I kinda hope he’s like me

I don’t know anyone who is right now

Oooh I’ll tell you this:

My bio mom has no idea I exist

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah it might be the same reason

 

Ghost Girl

Where do you live I want to meet you guys

Heyy that answers my original question of where I should go next too!

 

Notactuallyanerd

We live in metropolis

 

Ghost Girl

Well I've got a long road trip ahead of me

 

Ghost Boy

Is it really a road trip if you can’t drive?

 

Ghost Girl

Who says I can’t drive?

 

Ghost Boy

Well first of all you need to legally exist to get a license

Second of all even though your age is subjective you can’t justify yourself being 16 or older

 

Ghost Girl

Well maybe I’ll hitchhike

 

Ghost Boy

Be careful

 

Ghost Girl

Always am <3

 

Ghost Boy

No you’re not <3

 

Mouse Bug

I’m getting even more worried about you guys now

I also have about a million more questions

 

Notactuallyanerd

Some of mine may have actually been answered

Though the ones that have been answered leave more in their place

Those ones are just ones you may have not thought to ask just yet

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah that works

So we know what city Notactuallyanerd lives in

I feel like it’s fair that we all share?

If you want to I mean

 

Ghost Girl

Well we all know I’m homeless.

 

Ghost Boy

So blunt

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeah

 

Mouse Bug

So anyway I live in Paris

 

Ghost Girl

Paris!!!!!!!

I want to go there so bad!!!!!!

 

Mouse Bug

It certainly is magical

Maybe a little too magical at times.

 

Ghost Boy

I live in a city called Amity Park

 

Notactuallyanerd

I have never heard of it.

 

Ghost Boy

Didn’t expect you to

All the townspeople are weirdly secretive about EVERYTHING

Not to each other

But to the rest of the world

 

Ghost Girl

It’s a miracle you met as many Amityites as you did lol

They’re so elusive

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll have to look it up

 

Ghost Boy

Good luck finding much

 

The_Blood_Son

I have returned

To a very interesting conversation.

I have actually heard of Amity Park before

With the wisdom to Never Visit.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Where did you hear that?

 

The_Blood_Son

I heard Z talking about it with father.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh.

 

Ghost Boy

Sounds like solid advice

 

Ghost Girl

Lol yeah

So where do you hail from?

@The_Blood_Son ?

 

The_Blood_Son

I live in Gotham

Though I was not born here.

 

Mouse Bug

Gotham huh

I know someone who came from there.

 

The_Blood_Son

Do you now?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

He tells me I’m never visiting without him

 

Ghost Boy

Such polar opposites

The City Of Crime

And

The City Of Love

 

Ghost Girl

What’s Amity then?

 

Ghost Boy

The City Of Death

 

Mouse Bug

Oh wow

 

Ghost Girl

That’s a bit harsh

Try again

 

Ghost Boy

The City Of Ghosts

 

Ghost Girl

Fantastic.

 

Notactuallyanerd

What about metropolis?

 

Ghost Boy

The City Of Superman

 

Notactuallyanerd

That scans yeah

 

Mouse Bug

So we have

The City Of Crime

The City Of Love

The City Of Ghosts

And

The City Of Superman

 

Notactuallyanerd

What’s with the ghosts thing anyway?

 

Ghost Boy

Amity Park is recorded as the most haunted city in america

And less than third of the ghost sightings are actually reported because of the weird secrecy thing

In Amity Park

You’re weird if you DON’T belive in ghosts

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s number 7.

 

Ghost Boy

DARN

 

Notactuallyanerd

Also what?

Is that true?

The ghosts thing?

 

Ghost Girl

Look it up

It won’t say the thing about the unrecorded ones but the stats show…

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh my gosh it does

Amity Park really is the most haunted city in america

Huh

 

Mouse Bug

So that’s where your names come from?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah kinda

 

Notactuallyanerd

Only “kinda”?

 

Ghost Boy

:)

 

Ghost Girl

:)

 

Notactuallyanerd

What the... 

 

The_Blood_Son

It seems I have some research to do regarding your city.

 

Ghost Boy

Research away

 

Ghost Girl

So you guys know a bunch of MY vague secrets

What about you??

 

Mouse Bug

It really is only you we know a lot about huh

Even Ghost Boy sounds like a normal kid

But he can’t be if you’re his sister

 

Ghost Boy

That is true.

 

Ghost Girl

I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

Two truths and a lie.

Extremely weird stuff edition.

 

Ghost Boy

Seconded

 

Notactuallyanerd

It could be fun

 

Mouse Bug

I’ve never played before

How does it work?

 

Ghost Girl

What you do is say three things about yourself in the chat

One of the three things is a lie

We have to guess which one

 

Mouse Bug

Hmmmm I do love discovering lies

 

My Little Robot

Lol

 

Ghost Boy

This sounds like an inside joke

 

Mouse Bug

It is

Kinda

 

Ghost Girl

Who goes first?

I nominate @The_Blood_Son

Because he’s been quiet

 

The_Blood_Son

I never agreed to this game.

 

Ghost Boy

That’s why she chose you

Probably

 

Notactuallyanerd

Please??

It’ll be fun!

Plus it’s still totally anonymous

 

The_Blood_Son

Fine.

  1. I have three brothers
  2. I have one sister
  3. I have a butler

Notactuallayanerd is not allowed to guess.

 

Ghost Girl

Not the most extreme but still hard

 

Ghost Boy

I know he has a bunch of siblings

But last time I asked exactly how many he just said “Too many”

 

Mouse Bug

In that case I say #2

 

Ghost Girl

We’re not going to talk about the butler?

 

Ghost Boy

I think that one is true

He talks like a rich person

 

Ghost Girl

Truuue

I say #1

 

Ghost Boy

Why?

 

Ghost Girl

To be different from Mouse Sensei

 

Ghost Boy

In that case I’ll join her in saying #2

@My Little Robot

Got a guess?

 

My Little Robot

#3

To be different

 

Ghost Girl

Ah yes

So who wins?

 

The_Blood_Son

Ellie wins.

I have more than three brothers.

 

Ghost Boy

Darn.

Do we get an actual number?

 

The_Blood_Son

No.

 

Mouse Bug

Can I go next?

 

Ghost Girl

Sure!

 

Mouse Bug

  1. I’m terrified of purple butterflies
  2. I’ve been to space
  3. I was raised by four parents

 

Ghost Girl

See!

This is the crazy I was talking about!

 

Notactuallyanerd

What the heck are these options?

 

Mouse Bug

Forgot to mention

Robot can’t answer

 

Ghost Boy

The first one is SO weird and specific it’s either completely true

Or slightly different than the real thing

Like she’s afraid of blue butterflies or something

 

Notactuallyanerd

A good point

 

The_Blood_Son

Having been to space isn’t nearly as rare these days as it was a few decades ago.

I say that one is true.

I vote #3.

 

Ghost Boy

I say #1

 

Ghost Girl

I agree with Bloodson

 

Notactuallyanerd

Just to be different

I say #2

 

Ghost Girl

Who won?

 

Mouse Bug

Well the lie was #3

So if you voted that you won.

 

Ghost Girl

SECOND WINNN

 

Ghost Boy

You’ve been to space?

Jealous.

 

Ghost Girl

You’ve been to space too.

 

Ghost Boy

For like an hour!

Doesn’t count.

 

Notactuallyanerd

For the record I’ve also been to space

So has Bloodson

@My Little Robot have you been to space?

 

My Little Robot

I was with Mouse when she went

 

Ghost Girl

I’m the only one here who hasn’t been to space???

Do I get any of the stories of you guys going to space or…?

 

My Little Robot

You don’t get ours

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not ours either

Sorry

 

Ghost Boy

Isn’t online great?

You can say you’ve been to space

And then not be obligated to tell how.

Because anything is a valid excuse not to tell

Literally anything

 

Ghost Girl

As I have discovered

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah same

 

Ghost Girl

Ghost Boy you’re next

 

Ghost Boy

Oh really?

  1. I once ate a pair of old underwear
  2. I once had to clean up invisible dog poop
  3. My favorite food is chili peppers and whipped cream

Oh and Ellie can’t vote

 

Ghost Girl

Why not?

I only know one of these!

 

Ghost Boy

Well then maybe

 

Ghost Girl

I’ll vote last.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Again, what are these options??

 

The_Blood_Son

Seconded.

 

Mouse Bug

Thirded

Is that a word?

 

Ghost Boy

I think so

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m not sure which one I want to be the lie

They’re all bad

 

Ghost Boy

Guess then.

 

My Little Robot

I am guessing #1

 

Mouse Bug

Uhhh I guess #2

 

Notactuallyanerd

That leaves me with #3

You two have to double up one of us

 

The_Blood_Son

I vote #2.

 

Ghost Girl

OK SO

Ummmm

I vote #3

Because making you eat underwear seems in character for that one bully of yours

 

Ghost Boy

Lol yeah

Ellie wins again

Also Notactuallyanerd

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah!

Wait, do we get the story of the invisible poop?

 

Mouse Bug

I really thought that was it

And you just said it for the most crazy factor you could get

 

Ghost Girl

Lol no

That was the one I knew was true

Because I've done it too

 

Notactuallyanerd

???

 

Ghost Boy

It was a ghost dog

I don’t know why he pooped

Dead things don’t normally poop

But he did

 

The_Blood_Son

Your city seems fake to be honest.

But it does exist

So I don’t know if you’re lying or not.

 

Ghost Boy

You could go against that solid advice you heard and visit

We would love to have you

 

The_Blood_Son

That will be the last resort if I can’t find anything else.

 

Ghost Boy

Fair enough. who’s next?

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll go

And just for the heck of it

I’m going to be as mundane as possible

 

Ghost Girl

But the crazy stuff…

 

Notactuallyanerd

  1. My dad grew up on a farm
  2. I need glasses
  3. I only met my best friend because our dads were friends

Bloodson isn’t allowed to vote

 

Ghost Girl

Wow that is mundane

I’m going for 4 in a row

#2

Because no one has done #2 as the answer yet!

 

Ghost Boy

Solid logic

I agree #2

 

Mouse Bug

#2 as well

 

My Little Robot

#1

To be different

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah it was #2

 

Ghost Girl

YES

4 IN A ROW

Robot it’s your turn

 

My Little Robot

Should I do crazy things?

Or normal?

 

Mouse Bug

Go normal

 

Ghost Girl

Boring

 

My Little Robot

Alright

  1. I have 2 siblings
  2. I need glasses
  3. I built a fully functioning AI

 

Ghost Girl

That last one is NOT BORING

WOAH

I think it’s true too

I vote #1

Full count win here we goooo

 

Mouse Bug

I can’t vote.

 

The_Blood_Son

I vote #1 as well.

 

Ghost Boy

I’m going with #2

Because that would be a cool strategy

 

Notactuallyanerd

Umm

#3

To be different

 

My Little Robot

#1 was the lie

 

Ghost Girl

I’M SO GOOD AT THIS GAME WHAT

 

Ghost Boy

ELLIE HOW

 

Mouse Bug

When she sid #1 I almost did a spit take

Because she was right

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t recall you having long distance mind reading powers

 

Ghost Girl

I don’t

I just got realllly lucky

 

Ghost Boy

Can I borrow your luck??

 

Ghost Girl

ANYWAY

It’s my turn

 

Mouse Bug

Oh no

 

Notactuallyanerd

You said it

 

Ghost Girl

  1. I can fly
  2. I can become invisible
  3. I am dead

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

VERY free with the info ok

 

Notactuallyanerd

?????

You’re meta???

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

 

The_Blood_Son

I have no normal friends

And I never want to

 

Ghost Boy

Isn’t that the truth

 

Mouse Bug

I figured it was going to be something like this

 

My Little Robot

I guess #3

Because I hope it’s the lie

 

Notactuallyanerd

Same

I vote #3

 

Mouse Bug  

I’m jumping on this bandwagon

#3

Please don’t be dead Ellie

 

The_Blood_Son

#3

 

Ghost Boy

I can’t vote :(

 

Ghost Girl

You all won lol

 

Mouse Bug

Oh thank goodness

 

Notactuallyanerd

^^^

 

The_Blood_Son

If the other team knew what we were talking about…

 

Ghost Girl

We keep all knowledge of my tragic past away from them

Those that don’t already know, anyway.

 

Mouse Bug

So the other three on the other team know?

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

They’re some of the only ones who do

The total now includes you guys

 

Notactuallyanerd

Except that we don’t actually have anything close to the full story

 

Ghost Girl

Nope!

 

Mouse Bug

Oh frick I gtg

Robot mind coming with me?

 

My Little Robot

Not at all

 

Ghost Boy

Bye

 

Ghost Girl

Bye

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bye

 

The_Blood_Son

Goodbye

 

Ghost Boy

Such formality!

 

Ghost Girl

lol

Notes:

hooo boy

after writing this chapter I seriously considered scrapping the whole thing and trying something else but my Beta loved it...

Really not sure about this one. um. yeah. but on the other hand, I was super excited to post it, so there's that?

Also, I LOVE writing characters playing games (I did it again with the other team later) so I would love some suggestions of games you might want to see them play?

HUGE thank you to all of my commenters, I love you all so much you have no idea!
you give me joy.

Chapter 12: Babs

Summary:

Babs!

Notes:

I'm not as late this time! Yay!

This one is a little short, but I gave you a SUPER long one on Monday, so all's fair.
I might need to stop adding people into the chats... the list is getting so long...
It's futile I'm never gonna stop MUAHAHAHA

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

My new leather jacket got here

Thx @Zombie_Bird

 

Zombie_Bird

No problem

My lasers came today as well

They’re very cool

 

Chaos

Aren’t they?

 

Friar Tuck

Does Ghost Boy know that you sent someone outside of Amity wrist rays?

 

Chaos

No.

No he does not.

 

Friar Tuck

Why not?

 

Chaos

I don’t need to tell him everything

 

Friar Tuck

He tells us everything

 

MyPalVal

No he very much does not.

 

Friar Tuck

How would you know?

 

MyPalVal

I don’t want to violate his trust

But trust me

He doesn’t tell ANYONE everything

 

Chaos

Yeeeaah

He is an Amityite after all.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Whoa drama

Also

What’s an Amityite?

 

Chaos

Someone who lives in the town we do

Everyone here is weirdly secretive

 

Zombie_Bird

Everyone here is secretive as well

 

Chaos

Yeah but you guys have REASON

We don’t

 

MyPalVal

You know where he lives?

 

Chaos

I did send him a package

So yes I at least know what city he lives in

 

MyPalVal

Oh cool

But if his people are actually as needlessly secretive as ours

I’ll ask Tuck on a date.

 

Friar Tuck

Now I’m sad because no one is as NEEDLESSLY secretive as Amityites

What city do you guys live in?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Gotham

 

Zombie_Bird

Gotham

 

MyPalVal

Oh cool

That’s where the Batman works

Right?

 

Zombie_Bird

You betcha

And all of his partners and sidekicks

 

Chaos

I've always wanted to visit at least once

See what it’s really like

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Dark

All day

Everyday

 

Chaos

Sweet

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

?

 

Zombie_Bird

She’s goth

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh

Right

I knew that

 

MyPalVal

Sounds like you need to sleep my friend

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Slepp is for the WEAK

 

Zombie_Bird

And you are weak

So sleep

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Am not

 

Zombie_Bird

I’ll tell A

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Tattletale!

 

MyPalVal

Oh my gosh are you actual children?

 

Zombie_Bird

Actually I’m the oldest one here

Probably

 

Chaos

Yeah probably

Tuck Val and I are all in highschool

So is Ghost Boy

And Ghost Girl is younger than him

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yep

He’s the oldest

The actual only adult supervision here

 

MyPalVal

Well we can’t use the unsupervised excuse if anything happens

 

Chaos

Lol

Of course we can

Zombie just needs to use it too

 

Zombie_Bird

Fair point

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Bad things happen when we leave you unsupervised

 

Zombie_Bird

Not all the time!

And weren’t you supposed to be going to bed?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

But I’m still working on stuff

 

MyPalVal

Then maybe you shouldn’t be talking to us and instead get your stuff done faster

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

But this is interesting

 

MyPalVal

Well now all it’s going to be is us bullying you to sleep

 

Friar Tuck

Sleep

 

Chaos

Sleep

 

Zombie_Bird

Sleep

 

MyPalVal

SLEEP

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I hate it here

 

MyPalVal

Then leave

And sleep

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

FINE SHEESH

 

Zombie_Bird

And he’s offline

How did you do that?

 

MyPalVal

I’ve bullied Ghost Boy into sleeping so many times it’s not funny anymore

 

Chaos

You and his older sister are solely responsible for his health at this point aren’t you

 

MyPalVal

Sad but true

I wonder how Ghost Girl functions without a minder like Ghost Boy has

 

Chaos

I have no idea

 

Zombie_Bird

Who knows

Maybe she does have one

 

MyPalVal

Who would that be even?

 

Chaos

It could be someone from the other chat

 

Friar Tuck

I wonder what they’re talking about right now

 

Chaos

If they’re sensible they won’t be talking at all

 

MyPalVal

They’re not though

We just established this

 

Zombie_Bird

Just checked

Bloodson is on his phone

They are talking

He looks confused so I have no idea what they’re talking about

But I’m curious

 

MyPalVal

I want to ask about Ellie’s handler now

 

Chaos

Use the warmeeting chat

 

MyPalVal

I will

 

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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

MyPalVal

@Ghost Girl I help Ghost Boy out with his basic needs

Who helps you with yours????

 

Notactuallyanerd

THAT REMINDS ME

Ellie sleep

 

Ghost Girl

Thanks dude

There’s ur answer Val

 

MyPalVal

Chaos was right

It was someone from the other chat.

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

 

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GROUPCHAT - THE FAM

 

DickieBird

Okay what’s going on

@Zombie_Bird @The_Blood_Son @SPITEandCAFFEINE @PurpleWaffles seriously

 

Zombie_Bird

I don’t know what you’re talking about

 

DickieBird

Yes you do

The four of you have been acting so weird recently

 

PurpleWaffles

No we haven’t

 

DickieBird

Yes you have

Constantly on your phones or playing that game

Making contextless remarks to each other that make sense to you apparently

All three of you teaming against Damian

Well that isn’t so weird

But it’s How that’s weird

And a bunch of it isn’t so outwardly obvious but SOMETHING is going on

 

The_Blood_Son

Do you wish to join us?

To obtain context

You need to pick a side

 

DickieBird

What?

Why??

 

Zombie_Bird

If you want context

Pick a side

Me, Steph, and Tim

Or the Demon Spawn

Choose

 

The_Blood_Son

If you don’t

You will never get context

 

DickieBird

I can’t pick between my siblings!

 

The_Blood_Son

This is why you weren’t invited in the first place

 

Babababs

Wait what's going on?

 

DickieBird

I don’t know

And that’s the problem

 

PurpleWaffles

Us four are acting “Strange” and Dick will only find out why if he picks a side

 

Zombie_Bird

Which he will never do

Which is why he has no context

 

Babababs

So if I pick a side will I get context?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course

 

Babababs

Ooooh

So which should I choose?

 

The_Blood_Son

Me, obviously

They have a numbers advantage anyway.

 

Babababs

Good argument

Why should I join you Jason?

 

Zombie_Bird

Because you don’t want to lose

 

Babababs

Fair fair

But you haven’t given me a reason why I would win if I join you

Other than the previously mentioned numbers advantage

Which I might be able to fix somewhat

So I join Damian

 

The_Blood_Son

Excellent

You shall gain context shortly

 

PurpleWaffles

We lost Babs to them

We’re doomed

 

Zombie_Bird

No we’re not!

Not yet!

We gotta regroup

 

PurpleWaffles

Agreed

 

DickieBird

I still don’t know what’s going on

And now I’m even more confused

Notes:

Hello all! happy Thursday!

...man what am I supposed to say here? uhh we made it to the point I had written when I started posting, or around there, so that's fun. I seriously can't believe I wasn't going to post this story, it's my most popular one by a LONG shot.

I have a Tumblr! it's the same name as my Ao3, so if you want to talk to me more, do it over there! I'm always up for a good conversation!

mmmbye!

Chapter 13: Babs pt 2

Summary:

The first close battle...

Notes:

Another longish one! why did I make it this long it didn't have to be this long uhhhhhh
anyway
less than a week until Christmas!!! I'm SO FLIPPIN excited this is going to be such a good year
in other news I've spent much of the day doing long tests so I'm kinda mentally exhausted so if my notes don't make sense that's why
they're not very cohesive huh

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

The_Blood_Son

@Mouse Bug

I have a request.

 

Mouse Bug

What is it?


The_Blood_Son

We promised a family friend context for why my brothers and I have been acting strangely as long as she picked a side

She picked ours

May I invite her to join this chat?

 

Mouse Bug

A new person?

Are they any good or will I have another beginner student?

 

The_Blood_Son

I do not know her skill in this particular game

However she is quite skilled in others so if not she will acclimate quickly.

 

Ghost Boy

Are we getting another teammate? 

 

Notactuallyanerd

Is this who I think it is??

 

Mouse Bug

Sure 

Send her in!

 

<The_Blood_Son added Babababs to the chat>

 

The_Blood_Son

Introduce yourselves.

 

Mouse Bug

Hi I’m Mouse!

The cause of this conflict!

 

Ghost Boy

Lol

I’m Ghost Boy, the first student

 

Notactuallyanerd

You know who I am

Good to see you here!

It’s a lot of fun!

I’m the third student

 

Ghost Boy

@Ghost Girl

 

Ghost Girl

New person!

Hi I’m Ellie! Ghost Boy’s sister and the fourth student

 

My Little Robot

I am Robot

The team's only hacker.

I am also the fifth student

 

Mouse Bug

You’re one of my students??

 

My Little Robot

I have learned a lot from you

 

Mouse Bug

That’s fair yeah

 

Babababs

Ok so

This is some sort of teacher student deal?

And you all have numbers with only the second missing so I’m guessing that’s The_Blood_Son

Why is this causing so much tension?

Also you’re not the only hacker anymore

I know my way around a computer.

 

My Little Robot

I am glad

 

The_Blood_Son

It’s causing tension because Zombie_Bird does not know who our teacher is.

I used the skills she taught me to beat him.

He wants to know who she is and also beat me.

We began a virtual war over it.

 

Ghost Boy

I’m here too

We beat our challengers in a 2v2

They want revenge and Mouse’s info

So

War

 

Babababs

Ahh

That makes sense

I suppose I’m the sixth Student/soldier in your ranks then?

 

Ghost Girl

Yep!

 

Notactuallyanerd

This is going to be so much fun

It already is but we have a much better chance of getting them to surrender with you on our team!

 

The_Blood_Son

The other team knows we gained your favor

They will be preparing for your battlefield debut

As should we

How good are you at this game?

 

Babababs

I’m fairly good

Though having a good teacher will be nice

 

Mouse Bug

Is everyone good to log in?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Ghost Girl

As usual

I have nothing else going on

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well actually it usually sounds like your life is crazy

 

Ghost Girl

Nah

It’s only my past that’s crazy

I suppose my present could get crazy

But not quite yet

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ok that makes sense

I’m also free

 

My Little Robot

I was already on

 

The_Blood_Son

I am logging on as we speak.

 

Babababs

Alright right into it

Here we go

 

Ghost Boy

Welcome to the chat Babababs!

Can I just call you babs that was exahsting to type out

 

Babababs

Sure

 

Ghost Boy

Welcome to the chat babs!

 

Babababs

Happy to be here

 

The_Blood_Son

#8

 

Ghost Boy

FRICKIN-

 

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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Zombie_Bird

Red alert!

 

PurpleWaffles

Seriously red alert

 

Chaos

What’s going on?

 

Zombie_Bird

The little demon spawn convinced Babs to join his side

 

Friar Tuck

Who’s Babs?

 

PurpleWaffles

Another family friend like me

She’s REALLY GOOD at all things computer and tech

Even if she’s not good at the game right now she will be later!

With or without the mystery teacher

But with the teacher she’s going to get good so fast…

 

Friar Tuck

So what you’re telling me

Is that we’ve lost our numbers advantage

Our hackers advantage

And our dubious skill advantage

 

PurpleWaffles

We’ve lost all the advantages

 

Chaos

Well crap

 

Zombie_Bird

You said it

We need to fix this

Somehow

 

Chaos

Well the easiest advantage to reclaim would probably be the numbers advantage

And if we get skillful people we have that

Do you guys know any more hackers?

 

Zombie_Bird

We could probably find one

But they wouldn’t stack up to Babs

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah but then we would have three

 

Zombie_Bird

I’ll look into it

 

MyPalVal

What’s going on?

Oh.

Never mind I read through.

Hey dontcha think SPITEandCAFFEINE has slept for long enough?

We need him.

 

PurpleWaffles

I’ll go wake him up

 

Chaos

Well we can’t recruit RIGHT NOW

We have good enough teamwork just the six of us

We need to strike hard and fast

 

Zombie_Bird

Agreed

 

Friar Tuck

We can recruit later

And we will be recruiting later

 

Zombie_Bird

We will have a numbers advantage any way possible

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

They got Babs?????

Well then.

 

MyPalVal

Everyone, log in!

We siege!

 

PurpleWaffles

How do you know they’ll be in?

 

Zombie_Bird

They know we know that they got her

They’ll be preparing for siege too.

 

PurpleWaffles

Good point.

 

Chaos

Lets goooooo

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

Soooo

Who won that battle?

 

Chaos

I

Don’t know

 

Zombie_Bird

I’d say we won

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course you would

You’re biased!

 

Zombie_Bird

EVERYONE here is biased!

 

The_Blood_Son

That‘s part of the problem determining the victor!

 

MyPalVal

True

Because I bet you feel like you won

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed I do

But I too

Am biased.

 

Ghost Girl

So how do we resolve this?

Is it a draw?

 

Ghost Boy

WAIT

WE’VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING

 

<Ghost Boy added Babababs to the chat>

 

Ghost Boy

There

 

Babababs

So this is a chat for everyone?

 

Chaos

Yeah

For when we need to discuss things all together

Like right now

 

My Little Robot

Teacher asks if Ghost Boy recorded the fight

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah! I was going to show it to them later!

 

Ghost Girl

Now all we need is an unbiased judge

 

Chaos

JAZZ

 

Friar Tuck

YES

 

Ghost Boy

NO

I don’t want her to psychoanalyze this entire thing!!!

 

MyPalVal

But you gotta admit

She’s a pretty impartial judge

 

The_Blood_Son

Who is Jazz?

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah who is she?

Because I’m a little lost

 

Ghost Girl

She’s our older sister

She would be an impartial judge

Trust me

 

Babababs

Time to complete the Ghost Sibling Trio

 

Ghost Boy

FINE

I’ll invite her in

 

<Ghost Boy added JazzHands to the chat>

 

JazzHands

What is this?

 

Chaos

Jazz help

We just had a battle

 

Ghost Girl

And we don’t know who won

 

Zombie_Bird

And we can’t choose because Demon spawn says we’re all biased

 

MyPalVal

He does have a point though

 

Notactuallyanerd

We need some help yeah

 

Ghost Boy

I recorded it so you can watch

 

JazzHands

I’m still so lost

@Ghost Boy you’re explaining this in detail to me later

 

Chaos

Actually he’ll be too busy

I’ll explain it to you.

 

Ghost Boy

Chaos?

Why?

 

Chaos

Why do you think

 

Ghost Boy

Oh

NO NO NO

 

JazzHands

See you later then

So where’s this video?

 

Ghost Boy

I’ll DM it to you

 

JazzHands

OK so the way I see it

Chaos and Tuck’s team won

 

Zombie_Bird

YES

 

Chaos

OUR STRATEGY WORKED!!!

 

PurpleWaffles

!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MyPalVal

I never doubted us

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I did

 

Friar Tuck

Thank GOODNESS

 

Ghost Boy

I see where we went wrong…

 

Ghost Girl

Hmmmm

 

Notactuallyanerd

What did we do wrong?

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re all acting very high and mighty

But remember

This is your first true win

And it was a very close thing.

 

Babababs

What we did wrong was include me

But it was my debut fight so we had no choice

 

Notactuallyanerd

Why would including you make us lose?

 

Babababs

Teamwork

You’ve never played with me before

And also I haven’t played this game in like

Three updates

 

Ghost Girl

That would do it

 

Friar Tuck

You’re THAT rusty and are still that good?

I’m scared now

 

The_Blood_Son

You should be.

 

Chaos

Tuck that’s the third time you’ve said that

 

----------

 

Direct Message Between Chaos and JazzHands

 

JazzHands

So what’s going on?

And who were those people?

That was a lot of names I didn’t recognize.

 

Chaos

Ok ok

So

Danny wanted to beat me at this game yes?

 

JazzHands

Yeah

 

Chaos

So he found someone to teach him tricks and things to get better

This teacher

Is a good flippin teacher

Whoever they are

They made Danny improve SO FAST

And then

But!

Danny isn’t this teachers only student oh no

The_Blood_Son wanted to beat his brother in the same way Danny wanted to beat me

So they teamed up

2v2

And won

 

JazzHands

Oh wow

He actually won?

I did notice he was better than he normally is in that video…

 

Chaos

The_Blood_Son’s brother and I wanted 2 things

  1. Revenge
  2. Who the flip is this miracle teacher?? We must know

So we gathered our forces and declared war.

 

JazzHands

Ah I see what’s going on

 

Chaos

Then they gathered forces as well and now we’re fighting.

As just proved, we won the most recent battle.

So Jazz

 

JazzHands

Yes?

 

Chaos

Will you join us??

Our team, I mean

 

JazzHands

Why?

 

Chaos

We just lost our numbers advantage and you’re my only other friend

 

JazzHands

Very honest but

I still don’t have a concrete reason

 

Chaos

You get to annoy Danny? In a way you don’t normally get to?

 

JazzHands

Tempting

What else do you got?

 

Chaos

Good cake?

Good cake with no ectoplasm?

FREE good cake with no ectoplasm??

 

JazzHands

Sold

That coupon better not expire anytime soon

 

Chaos

Not a problem

If I order them with enough flowers my parents won’t bat an eye

 

JazzHands

I’m still going to be an impartial judge

 

Chaos

Wouldn’t expect anything else

I’ll invite you to the chat

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

<Chaos added JazzHands to the chat>

 

Chaos

I’ve managed to recruit Jazz!

 

JazzHands

She bribed me with cake

 

PurpleWaffles

Valid

Also nice to meet you

Outside of that judging, I mean

 

JazzHands

Yep

 

Zombie_Bird

Welcome to the battle front!

We hope you have a wonderful stay

 

JazzHands

We’ll see

 

MyPalVal

I’m just glad we got at least one of those siblings

Can you imagine Jazz, Ellie, and Ghost Boy all on the same team?

 

Friar Tuck

I don’t need to imagine it

They usually are

You just don’t notice their power because you’re also on the same team

 

MyPalVal

Oh whoops

Yep

That is true

 

Chaos

Anyway

Jazz wanna play?

I know you don’t play super often so it’s a good idea for us to practice with you before your battle debut

 

JazzHands

Yeah that sounds good

 

Zombie_Bird

I could join you

I have a bit of time

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Don’t play too long

You still have to help us with that thing you said you would help us with

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh crud

You’re right

I completely forgot about that

 

Chaos

Our only adult supervision everyone!!

 

Friar Tuck

*Claps*

 

MyPalVal

*Claps*

 

PurpleWaffles

*Claps*

 

Zombie_Bird

Wow ok

Maybe I won’t play with you

 

Chaos

Lol sorry

Please still play with us

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You still gotta admit she has a point

 

Zombie_Bird

While that may be so

She didn’t have to say it

 

JazzHands

Are we going to play or not?

 

Chaos

Yes ma’am

Notes:

Hello!
I wanted to ask how people feel about Jon/Ellie as a pairing? because I like it even if it wasn't the original plan, and where I am writing the fic as of writing this, it's kinda the do or die for the pairing. Either I write it or I don't soooo

(They're meeting up! I've never gotten this far in anything I’ve written it's such a great feeling!)

Happy Holidays!!! I know I've still got one update until Christmas but I'm so excited!!!

Also welcome Jazz!! I really am adding everyone huh
COMMENT ON WHO I SHOULD ADD NEXT
lol

Chapter 14: Comfort Animals

Summary:

the OG three talk about pets

Notes:

MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSS
hehehe
I'm so excited
have a chapter

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Mouse Bug

Is anyone awake?

 

Ghost Boy

Sadly

Yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

I am also awake

 

Ghost Boy

Is everything alright?

You’re supposed to be in class right now

You don’t usually message first this early

 

Mouse Bug

No everything is not alright

But I don’t exactly want to talk about it

Do you guys think you can just distract me for a bit?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course

 

Ghost Boy

It’s the least we can do

After everything you’ve done for us :)

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you so much

 

Ghost boy

No problem!

Well there is a small problem

We need something to talk about

 

The_Blood_Son

Do either of you have any pets?

 

Ghost Boy

Great topic!

Um

Not officially?

Remember that ghost dog I mentioned before?

Whenever he shows up he acts like my dog.

 

Mouse Bug

That’s so cool

I on the other hand have never had a pet

Even if I’ve always wanted a hamster

I love hamsters

Maman and Papa said no because we live above a bakery

 

Ghost Boy

That would make having pets hard yeah

We have a dangerous chemical lab in our basement so normal pets are also a no go.

 

Mouse Bug

And here’s where you start to show you’re just as weird as Ellie

Right?

 

Ghost Boy

Yep

Bloodson, what about you?

You asked the question

Now you should answer it

 

The_Blood_Son

I have pets

 

Ghost Boy

Care to elaborate?

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed I do care

I have my pet cat, my dog, my turkey, my cow, and one other.

 

Mouse Bug

You have a pet cow?? :D

 

Ghost Boy

One other?

What is it?

 

The_Blood_Son

Classified

 

Ghost Boy

Fair enough

 

The_Blood_Son

And yes

I have a pet cow.

 

Mouse Bug

What’s their name???

 

The_Blood_Son

Her name is BatCow

Because the patch over her eyes looks like the bat symbol.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh my gosh that’s adorable!!!

 

Ghost Boy

Chaos would approve.

 

The_Blood_Son

Why would she approve?

 

Ghost Boy

She’s vegan

Hates cow murder

 

The_Blood_Son

I became vegetarian after rescuing BatCow from a slaughterhouse myself.

 

Ghost Boy

She would approve even more in that case!

 

Mouse Bug

You said you have a turkey too?

 

The_Blood_Son

His name is Jerry.

 

Mouse Bug

Do you have pictures??

 

Ghost Boy

Of course he does

He seems like the kind of person to exclusively take pictures of their pets

 

The_Blood_Son

I take pictures of other things!

Just not quite as much as I do of my animals.

 

Ghost Boy

Stil counts

 

The_Blood_Son

#9

 

Ghost Boy

!!!!!!!!

WHY

 

Mouse Bug

Pictures???

 

The_Blood_Son

Fine.

[Picture attachment of a turkey sleeping against a sleeping cow]

 

Mouse Bug

!!!!!!

SO CUTE!!!

 

The_Blood_Son

[Picture attachment of a black and white cat chasing the turkey from before]

[Picture attachment of a large dog with a paintbrush balanced on his nose]

[Picture attachment of the cow from before with a flower crown]

[Picture attachment of the cat from before sleeping in a patch of sun]

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

My

Gosh

It’s

So Cute

 

Ghost Boy

I agree wholeheartedly.

 

Mouse Bug

Bloodson

I love your animals

I love them all.

 

The_Blood_Son

They will be happy to hear that.

 

Mouse Bug

What’re the cat and dog’s names?

 

The_Blood_Son

The Cat is Alfred Pennyworth

Otherwise known as Alfred the Cat.

The Dog is named Titus.

 

Ghost Boy

Titus looks like a good boy.

 

Mouse Bug

He’s the BEST boy.

 

Ghost Boy

I was going to say my dog was the best boy

But then I realized that my dog is incredibly unreliable

You never know how he’s going to react to anything

He’s still a good boy

But maybe not as good as Titus.

 

The_Blood_Son

No dog could ever be as good as Titus.

 

Ghost Boy

Not quite sure about that

But then again

I haven’t met him yet so what do I know

 

The_Blood_Son

What do you know indeed.

 

Mouse Bug

Hey Ghost

Do you have pictures of your ghost dog?

Or is that not possible?

 

Ghost Boy

It’s plenty possible!

The resolution is just never that great

It’s hard to film ghosts well

[Picture attachment of a small green puppy, the puppy is blurry around the edges]

 

Mouse Bug

Wow

He’s green

 

Ghost Boy

He’s a ghost

That’s normal for them

 

Mouse Bug

Are all ghosts green?

 

Ghost Boy

No

But a lot of them are!

 

The_Blood_Son

Well the photo isn’t edited

 

Ghost Boy

Nope

His name is Cujo btw

 

The_Blood_Son

Fitting

 

Ghost Boy

Isn’t it?

 

Mouse Bug

I don’t have any pictures of my nonexistent hamsters for obvious reasons

But I have drawings!

[Picture attachment of a sketch of a hamster]

 

Ghost Boy

Wow you’re good at art!

 

Mouse Bug

Thanks!

I’m not used to drawing animals so I was worried about how It would turn out!

 

The_Blood_Son

It is certainly adequate.

It’s more cartoonish than I would have drawn it, but to each their own.

 

Ghost Boy

You draw??

 

The_Blood_Son

I do.

 

Ghost Boy

Do we get to see your art?

 

The_Blood_Son

You do not.

 

Mouse Bug

That’s fair

Sometimes I don’t want to show anyone my designs until I think they’re perfect

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

That’s me but with writing

 

Mouse Bug

You write?

 

Ghost Boy

A little

When I have the time

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you guys so much for distracting me with cute animal pictures!

I have to go now

You guys should sleep

 

Ghost Boy

Will do!

 

The_Blood_Son

I will.

 

Mouse Bug

Goodnight I guess

 

Ghost Boy

Goodnight!

 

The_Blood_Son

Goodnight.

Notes:

Good whatever-time-of-day-you're-reading-this! It's me! the ringleader of this circus!

So the general consensus seems to be "yeah Ellie x Jon would be cute" so I'm gonna do that
kinda
well see I've never written romance before so It's going to mostly be a background thing. they're just going to be cute beans in a way that's a bit more than friendship while everyone else in the foreground is just having the platonic times of their lives. this fic is never going to focus on romance.

in other news!
Christmas is tomorrow!!! I wish you all a very merry holiday, and I'll see you next Monday!
unless you're reading this after it's already come out in which case I'll see you back in another few seconds, if you even bothered to read the notes.

Chapter 15: Story Time With Ellie

Summary:

Secrets are revealed, and two friends become closer.

Notes:

Hello again! It's me, ya author.

I have to say that I'm so sorry that I haven't responded to many comments in awhile! I read ALL OF THEM, and I LOVE THEM, It's just hard to reply right now
idk everything has just been a little off ever since Christmas. I'll be fine in a few weeks probably.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct Message Between Ghost Girl and Notactuallyanerd

 

Notactuallyanerd

Hi Ellie!

 

Ghost Girl

Hi notactuallyanerd!!!

Man there has got to be a shortened version of that…

But calling you “Nerd” would be weird, given the full thing.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah It kinda would

 

Ghost Girl

But it’s also the only noun in your name.

 

Notactuallyanerd

True true

I could tell you my real name

 

Ghost Girl

Why would you do that?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well for one, you’ve given me yours

 

Ghost Girl

Only to avoid confusion

 

Notactuallayanerd

Second, you’ve shown us all so many of your secrets already

What’s wrong with me giving you one of mine?

 

Ghost Girl

Wait like seriously?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah?

Despite all of the crazy things you’ve told us

I believe you

And strangely enough, I trust you

 

Ghost Girl

You’ve literally never met me

 

Notactuallyanerd

Does that matter?

 

Ghost Girl

I feel like it should?

But maybe not

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well do you trust me?

 

Ghost Girl

Well yeah

If I didn’t then I wouldn’t have told you guys those things

 

Notactuallayanerd

I thought you told us because “The anonymity of the online world”?

 

Ghost Girl

Well that too

But if I hadn’t trusted you at all I still wouldn’t have done it

 

Notactuallyanerd

So if we trust each other then I can tell you my name

Definitely. 

 

Ghost Girl

Solid logic

 

Notactuallyanerd

In that case

Nice to meet you, I’m Jon!

 

Ghost Girl

Hi Jon I’m Ellie!

 

Notactuallyanerd

:)

 

Ghost Girl

:)

But seriously

Your trust means a lot

 

Notactuallyanerd

Really?

Can I ask why?

 

Ghost Girl

Sometimes I feel like the only person who ever trusts me is my brother

Chaos can hold a grudge for a long time and my first impression on her wasn’t too great, same with Tuck

Val is still very conflicted on how to feel about me and my brother and probably won’t trust us for a long time

I’ve only met Jazz in person a few times and we don’t message much

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow

Ya know now that you mention it I do remember you saying you had trust issues

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah that’s also part of the problem

But I’m much more open to trusting teens and kids than I am adults

 

Notactuallyanerd

You did say your father figure tried to kill you…

 

Ghost Girl

That would be why yeah

 

Notactuallyanerd

Is there any adult you can trust??

 

Ghost Girl

One

And it took me a while to warm up to him

But he’s the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet

It’s almost annoying how right he is sometimes

He’s right about EVERYTHING

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well that’s a relief at least

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

So that’s why your trust matters so much to me

 

Notactuallyanerd

Your trust matters to me too

:)

 

Ghost Girl

:)

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh right i actually had something I wanted to talk to u about

It’s just some stuff I might not want the others on the chat to know just yet

 

Ghost Girl

For secrecy reasons?

Ok

Shoot

 

Notactuallyanerd

I mentioned a while back that u might be like my brother

I wanted to confirm

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeeeah I remember that

 

Notactuallyanerd

So can you tell me?

And I can confirm or deny?

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

I’m a clone

 

Notactuallyanerd

I was right

You are like my brother

 

Ghost Girl

Your brother is a clone too???

The only other clones I ever met melted.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Melted??

 

Ghost Girl

Yep

They were unstable

I was unstable too but I managed to hold on until Ghost Boy got me that weird stuff that held my form together

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh Wow

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

It was scary

 

Notactuallyanerd

I bet

 

Ghost Girl

It’s a very long story

Want to hear it?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Only if you want to tell it

 

Ghost Girl

I’ve never told anyone the full story before

If it had to be told, it was always ghost boy that told it

But I guess I can try

 

Notactuallyanerd

Go for it! 

It might even help

 

Ghost Girl

Ok so

This is the story of my admittedly very short life

Feel free to react with horror

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ok…

 

Ghost Girl

There once was a man

And there was a woman he loved very much

They also had a mutual friend

One day

There was a terrible accident

And the man got sent to the hospital in dire condition.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh wow

That took a turn

 

Ghost Girl

Indeed

The three friends had been trying to build a portal to another dimension.

It literally blew up in the man’s face.

This had some less than ideal consequences.

But first!

Because of his unique and horrible condition, they quickly moved him to a hospital very far away.

His friends couldn’t find him.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh no

He probably thought they abandoned him huh

 

Ghost Girl

Yup.

Second, the incident slowly granted him meta abilities.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh no

again

 

Ghost Girl

As soon as he was freed from the hospital, he started using his powers for personal gain.

But due to the nature of his powers, he was never caught.

Sidenote that will be important later, his powers made him a completely different species. He’s not human anymore. Unfortunately, his kind is very rare and at the time he was the only one in existence.

 

Notactuallyanerd

He sounds lonely

Like

Incredibly lonely

 

Ghost Girl

Oh extremely.

He became even MORE lonely when he discovered that the woman he had loved had married their third friend.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oof

 

Ghost Girl

Eventually they had 2 kids together as well

Stoking the flames of loneliness

He was literally driven mad by being lonely

He ALSO blamed the third friend for the accident

And as such started plotting the guy’s murder.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I understand his motivation but also

????

Also sorry but?

How is this the story of your life?

 

Ghost Girl

Oh this is all just vital context

 

Notactuallyanerd

All of it???

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ok then

 

Ghost girl

He plans a college reunion

And invites his two old friends and their two teen kids

 

Notactuallyanerd

The kids are teens now???

Just how long was he plotting for???

 

Ghost Girl

I wouldn’t question it

The guy is crazy.

SO 

During this reunion

He discovers that the younger of their kids is actually the same species as him!!

He’s not completely alone in the world!!!

He immediately makes plans to teach this kid everything he knows about being what they are

But first he has to murder this kids dad

Obviously

 

Notactuallyanerd

Obviously

 

Ghost Girl

The kid doesn’t like that and fights back

And saves his dad

The lonely old guy still wants him to renounce his father and join him tho

 

Notactuallyanerd

And this is still just context

 

Ghost Girl

Yup!

The actual story is probably shorter than the context

Anyway, some people in the story by now are ones you should recognize

The kid? That’s Ghost Boy

And his older sibling is Jazz

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh!

That makes sense.

sorta.

 

Ghost Girl

Ye

So after a ton more encounters

The old lonely dude, now nicknamed, “The Froot Loop”

Has finally realized that ghost boy is just never going to renounce his father and go over to the dark side

Go figure

He jumps the logical next step of cloning him instead! Clone ghost boy son yes!!!

 

Notactuallyanerd

If I didn’t think he was crazy before…

 

Ghost Girl

So he tries to clone him

Thing is, cloning one of our species is REALLY hard because you need three individual DNA samples and one of them is SUPER hard to get

So he makes “Failed” clones

Unstable little things made out of only the two easy DNA samples

I’m one of those failed attempts 

He called me his daughter

Pretended to love me

He used me

Because I wasn’t his perfect son

 

Notactuallyanerd

Geez…

 

Ghost Girl

Don’t I know it.

So I’m the most successful out of the failures

And the only one that can pass as human

So he sends me out on a mission:

Lure my original into a trap so he can steal the final DNA sample and stabilize all of us.

Of course, he wasn’t planning to stabilize us, he was planning to let us all melt while he completed his “Prime clone” and then finish off the original.

 

Notactuallyanerd

He was planning to kill both you AND Ghost Boy???

 

Ghost Girl

The man is nuts

 

Notactuallyanerd

Sounds like it

 

Ghost Girl

So I do it and Ghost Boy is captured and tortured for the final DNA piece

I help

Because I don’t want to die

And “Daddy” promised that he would stabilize me

Ghost Boy escaped his restraints and Froot Loop sent us failures to track him down before he got away

The rest of the clones melted.

Ghost Boy pleaded with me

Telling me that Froot Loop couldn’t be trusted

That he was planning to kill both of us

I didn’t believe him

He didn’t fight me

He didn’t want me to melt

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh…

 

Ghost Girl

He was tortured again

And Froot Loop got what he wanted

So he turned on me.

I set Ghost Boy free and we fought the Froot Loop

The prime clone’s pod got busted in the fight

He melted

Chaos and Tuck burst in and saved us

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s…. Quite the story.

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

Later he kidnapped me

He was going to take me apart

Find out why I didn’t melt as quickly as the others

I was looking for Ghost Boy because I was SO CLOSE to melting

Froot Loop sent Val after me

She was working for him at the time

This was the incident that made her realize he was crazy and that she needed to have a life adjustment lol.

Ghost Boy found me and injected me with some weird chemical his parents made and brought me back from the brink

Haven’t melted since

Also haven’t seen the Froot Loop

But that’s A ok with me

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah I can see why you would have trust issues

 

Ghost Girl

Wow

I actually feel great after telling you that

Thanks for listening

Like seriously

And not judging

 

Notactuallyanerd

Like I said, my brother is also a clone

And his story isn’t rainbows and sunshine either

Anytime

 

Ghost Girl

Don’t tell anyone else tho

I still want to freak them out with vague details.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wouldn’t dream of it

:)

 

Ghost Girl

:)

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie sleep

 

Ghost Girl

Asdghfd

Thank

What did I ever do without you

 

Notactuallyanerd

I don’t know

And at this point I’m scared to find out

Notes:

Jon x Ellie hinting yessssss
I call them Jellie. they have the cutest ship name asghdfsjdfkdj
the romance probably isn't gonna get any more intense than this tbh

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas!! My favorite gift that I got was a Damian Robin hoodie that my brother gave me. he knows me so well. I love him so much.

Thank you to everybody who's reading this!!! Y'all are the best and I can't tell you enough. I still can't believe this reached 15 chapters. it feels like a dream.

I feel like I usually ask a question at the end of my notes.... um, favorite food? anyone? Mine's french fries.

Chapter 16: Kiss, Marry, Kill

Summary:

TheyDieForThis chat plays a game

Notes:

Hello! 2020 is almost over!! YES!!!!
sorry I'm a few hours late, I haven't had access to a computer I could post on all day. but I have had a lot of fun introducing a bunch of shows to a long-time friend!
Happy new year!!

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

Is anyone else here

Just

Super bored

 

Friar Tuck

I am

But then again

I’m in the same class as you rn

 

MyPalVal

Same

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Texting in class are we?

 

PurpleWaffles

You know it

 

JazzHands

You should pay attention!

 

Chaos

Who's texting in class NOW?

Also no

Lancer is being super boring

 

JazzHands

Oh wait

I think I know what lesson he was planning for today

Yeah it’s boring

And inconsequential

Carry on.

 

Friar Tuck

We have permission now.

 

PurpleWaffles

Did you need permission?

 

Friar Tuck

Not really

But she is the mom friend

 

PurpleWaffles

Ahhhh gotcha

 

JazzHands

I have to say

I’m surprised to see you texting this chat

Don’t you normally text my brother when you’re bored?

 

Chaos

Right now

He’s the enemy

You’re my allies

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Fair enough

 

Chaos

I’m still kinda bored

We should play a game

 

MyPalVal

Like?

 

Friar Tuck

Kiss Marry Kill?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Kiss?

 

MyPalVal

Yeah

Keepin it PG

 

PurpleWaffles

Lol

Ok then

 

Chaos

I hate that game

But I’m willing to play it to stave off my boredom.

 

PurpleWaffles

I’m down

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I have nothing better to do right now

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s not true and we both know it

But I’m glad you’re playing

 

JazzHands

I might play a few rounds

Sounds fun

 

Chaos

We need someone to go first

 

Friar Tuck

I volunteer as tribute

 

MyPalVal

I’m choosing your people

 

Chaos

Ok then

 

MyPalVal

Kiss Marry Kill

Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman.

Assuming we’re all adults in the game obviously

 

PurpleWaffles

Pffffft

YES

 

Friar Tuck

Oh come ON

VAL

 

Chaos

Go on Tuck

Kill a justice league member

 

Friar Tuck

VAL WHY

 

MyPalVal

I couldn’t pick anyone from school, or local celebrities

I wanted to make sure EVERYONE here recognized the names

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

It is true that we all recognize those names

 

Friar Tuck

Fine

So i’m not going to kill Wonder Woman

That would be dumb

I’m also not going to kill Batman

Because that would also be dumb

 

PurpleWaffles

Incredibly.

 

Friar Tuck

So i’m going to kill superman.

Marry Wonder Woman, because who WOULDN’T?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

True true

 

Friar Tuck

And by default

Kiss Batman

 

MyPalVal

Just as I predicted

 

Chaos

Same

 

Friar Tuck

You guys know me too well

 

Chaos

That’s a good thing though

 

Zombie_Bird

So

I missed a lot

I leave for a few hours and now Tuck is kissing Batman

Betrayal

 

Friar Tuck

Betrayal??

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

He hates Batman

Don’t worry about it

 

MyPalVal

Unpopular opinion i’m guessing?

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh yeah

 

MyPalVal

I get that

 

Chaos

Who’s next?

 

PurpleWaffles

I nominate Zombie

Because he was late

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Seconded

 

Chaos

I’ll give you ur people

 

Zombie_Bird

FINE

Go for it

 

Chaos

Kiss Marry Kill

Following the theme…

Poison Ivy, Riddler, and Catwoman.

 

Zombie_Bird

#### you

 

Friar Tuck

PG remember?

 

Zombie_Bird

Frick you

 

MyPalVal

Yw for this wonderful theme

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

This should be interesting

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh yesss

 

Zombie_Bird

Fine

I’m NOT going to kiss Poison Ivy

If I do I will die

I’m NOT going to marry Catwoman for personal reasons

So I’ll kiss Riddler

Marry Poison Ivy

And kill Cat Woman.

There.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Next time I see Catwoman.

I’m telling her.

 

Zombie_Bird

DON’T YOU DARE

 

PurpleWaffles

LOL

 

Chaos

Think she’ll listen?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Definitely. 

 

Chaos

In that case

I’ll go to your funeral, Zombie.

 

Friar Tuck

Same 

 

MyPalVal

I would

But I can’t afford to go to gotham

Sorry

 

Zombie_Bird

Chaos

Avenge me

 

Chaos

I’ll try

But

Catwoman

I’m not that good!

 

MyPalVal

I’ll lend you my blackbelt

 

Chaos

Yeah

That helps so much

 

PurpleWaffles

You’re a blackbelt?

 

MyPalVal

Yep

I’ve been taking martial arts for almost as long as I can remember

My mom was a cop and my dad was a security designer

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh that makes sense.

 

PurpleWaffles

ME NEXT

 

Friar Tuck

I’ll give you your people

Kiss Marry Kill

Following the theme

Um

Darn I don’t know that many gotham vigilantes

Batgirl, Robin, and Batwoman

That’s all I got

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh frick

These ones

 

Zombie_Bird

HA

 

Chaos

Wow Tuck

Very basic

 

Friar Tuck

Like my three were any less basic!!

 

Chaos

Fair

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Go on

Choose

 

PurpleWaffles

:)

Fine :)

Um

Kill Batgirl

 

Zombie_Bird

You realize this means you have to either kiss or marry robin, right?

 

PurpleWaffles

FRICK

I take it back

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

No take backs

 

PurpleWaffles

FRICK FRICK FRICK

Um Batwoman

Hngggggggggg

Kiss Batwoman

She’s a lot older than me

Older than robin is younger

So

Marry Robin

Ugh

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m telling him you said that

 

PurpleWaffles

NO NO NO

DON’T 

PLEASE

HE’LL KILL ME

 

Zombie_Bird

We can die together

 

PurpleWaffles

TIM PLEASE

 

Chaos

Tim?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

WOW

Thanks

STEPH

 

PurpleWaffles

Whoops…

 

Zombie_Bird

Ha

Seriously you guys

 

Friar Tuck

Your names are Tim and Steph?

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah..

Steph is short for Stephanie

Tim is short for Timothy

 

MyPalVal

Obviously

 

Chaos

I like this better anyway

Tim is shorter than SPITEandCAFFEINE

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

True

 

Chaos

I’m still calling Steph Waffles though

 

PurpleWaffles

Thank

Hey Zombie, want to share your name?

 

Zombie_Bird

Eh

Maybe

 

Chaos

I’ll tell you my name if you tell me yours

 

Zombie_Bird

Deal

I’m Jason

 

Chaos

I’m Sam

 

MyPalVal

Val is my real name

Same with Tuck

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We figured.

 

Chaos

My turn for the Kiss Marry Kill

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh yeah

 

Friar Tuck

I know I JUST picked people

But I want to tick Sam off

 

Chaos

Tuck

 

Zombie_Bird

Go for it

 

MyPalVal

Oh wait

I know what you’re doing

Lol

 

PurpleWaffles

I want to see Chaos ticked off

At someone other than the other team, I mean.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hmmm

 

Friar Tuck

Ok

Kiss Marry Kill

Going against the theme this time

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh?

 

Friar Tuck

Oliver Queen, Lex Luthor, and Bruce Wayne.

 

Chaos

Asdghaffgsdfga

TUCKER I SWEAR

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE AT LUNCH

I’M COIMNIG FOR YOU

 

Friar Tuck

Looking forward to it thanks

 

Zombie_Bird

HAHA

WHAT

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

These options

Are worse than mine

I hate these

 

MyPalVal

I WAS RIGHT

I knew it

 

Chaos

PREPARE TO DIE

 

Friar Tuck

After you choose!

And you have to.

No getting out of it.

 

Chaos

I’m going to sacrifice you to CW

 

Friar Tuck

Oh wow

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Out of curiosity

Why are these options THIS enraging?

 

Friar Tuck

She’s a goth vegetarian environmentalist. 

She hates anything mainstream

And hates mega corporations even more.

 

Chaos

There’s no ethical way to make a billion dollars

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well

Normally

But without Wayne Enterprises Gotham would have fallen apart long ago

 

Zombie_Bird

It is true that WE keeps the city together

 

PurpleWaffles

Gothamites love the Waynes

Insult them in front of an average Gothamite

And it’s instant blood lust

Lucky for you we’re some of the only Gothamites down to roast the Waynes

 

Chaos

Really?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah

The Waynes are only so rich because of just HOW BIG everything they do is

They’ve got a finger in every pie you could think of

And are leaders in many of those pies

Now I want pie darn it

 

Chaos

In that case

Marry Bruce Wayne

Because he sounds like the best out of the three

Kill Lex Luthor 

Because he’s a world class JERK

And by default

Kiss Oliver Queen.

 

MyPalVal

As I predicted

 

Chaos

Frick off.

That’s the best I could do when all of my options were DECADES older than me

 

Friar Tuck

Sorry

But I had to do it

And we did say that our ages don’t matter for this game, didn’t we?

 

Chaos

You should still run.

 

Friar Tuck

Will do.

 

Chaos

It’s Tim’s turn.

Zombie is picking his people.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh no

 

Zombie_Bird

Let’s do this

Kiss Marry Kill

Returning to the theme

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

OH NO

 

Zombie_Bird

Kiss Marry Kill

Red Robin, Red Hood, and Nightwing.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

These are worse than Stephs options!!

 

Zombie_Bird

That was the point

 

Chaos

How is this worse?

Exactly?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Inside joke

Kill Red Hood

Because he’s a jerk

Kiss Nightwing

And Marry Red Robin

HA

TAKE THAT

JASON

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m screenshotting this

 

PurpleWaffles

Same

 

MyPalVal

I’m guessing for the inside joke?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yep.

 

Chaos

Val

Your turn

 

MyPalVal

Darn

 

Friar Tuck

Waffles can choose

 

Purple Waffles

SWEET

Ok

Sticking with the theme

Kiss Marry Kill:

Green Lantern, Green Lantern, and Green Lantern.

 

MyPalVal

No.

No.

No.

 

PurpleWaffles

I was joking anyway lol

Super Boy (The older one), Miss Martian, and Kid Flash.

 

MyPalVal

Ugh I don’t know most of these very well…

Marry Super Boy because I know him the best and he’s cool

Kiss Kid Flash

And Kill Miss Martian

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hmmm

I wouldn't have killed Miss Martian.

I’m screenshotting this.

 

MyPalVal

What did I do

WHAT DID I DO

 

Chaos

Hmmm yeah

JAZZ’S TURN

 

JazzHands

Alright

Who’s choosing?

 

PurpleWaffles

Tim is

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What?

Oh ok

Kiss Marry Kill

Penguin, Scarecrow, and Two Face

 

JazzHands

Villains huh

Ok

I can work with this

Kiss Two Face

Marry Penguin

Kill Scarecrow

 

Chaos

Very fast

 

Friar Tuck

That’s Jazz

 

Zombie_Bird

Your reasoning?

 

JazzHands

Scarecrow is a nasty little man in every meaning.

Two Face would be an interesting person to kiss

And marrying Penguin would give financial stability.

 

PurpleWaffles

I respect that.

 

Zombie_Bird

Same.

 

Chaos

Hey Tuck :)

 

Friar Tuck

What

 

Chaos

It’s lunch time :)

 

MyPalVal

HAha

 

Friar Tuck

OH FRICKK

 

PurpleWaffles

He’s dead

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

And you will be too

Soon..

 

PurpleWaffles

TIM

Notes:

Names are revealed. this wasn't planned when I started writing this segment lol, it just happened.
I'm planning to write a bunch this week so if you have any ideas for short segments, they would be much appreciated!

You might have noticed my mom in the comments. she's actually proud of me for this, which is super great because I can just say "Mom I just had an idea that I have to write RIGHT NOW even if it is 11:00 at night!" and she'll let me go write it it's amazing

thanks mom ily

Random Question: Least Favorite Animal? mine are Raccoons because one killed my chickens when I was a child. I'm trying to get over my pointless grudge.

Chapter 17: Shirts And Information

Summary:

Mouse starts working on some matching shirts, and also reveals that Paris is Not Normal.

Notes:

Hello my fabulous readers!!! you are all so fabulous I am enjoying all of your comments so much!!!!

This chapter is a bit long, but that's because the first segment of this chapter was too short for a whole chapter and the second one could have had a chapter all to itself so more for you guys I guess
also HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEAR YESSSSSSSS

I can't believe we're THIS FAR already
seriously wow y'all are amazing and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your reading this

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Mouse Sensei And Students

 

Ghost Girl

@The_Blood_Son

I love all of ur animals

I would die for jerry

 

The_Blood_Son

Good. 

 

Ghost Boy

I, too.

Would die for Jerry.

 

Mouse Bug

Same.

 

Ghost Girl

We should form a club

The WDFJ club

 

Ghost Boy

The Would Die For Jerry Club?

 

Ghost Girl

Yes

 

Mouse Bug

I’ll join that club

 

The_Blood_Son

I don’t know how to respond to this.

 

Ghost Girl

We love your turkey

 

The_Blood_Son

I can see that, yes.

 

Babababs

It’s a compliment

Take it.

 

The_Blood_Son

If so it is an odd one.

 

Mouse Bug

it is yeah

 

Ghost Girl

Hey Bloodson

Are YOU part of The WDFJ Club?

 

The_Blood_Son

Naturally.

 

Ghost Boy

We’re up to four members

Babs!

Are you gonna join??

 

Babababs

You know what?

Sure.

I would die for Jerry. 

 

Ghost Girl
5 members.

Now all we need is robot and Notactuallyanerd!

 

Mouse Bug

@My Little Robot

Would you die for Jerry?

 

Ghost Girl

@Notactuallyanerd would YOU die for Jerry?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Naturally.

 

Ghost Girl

We got 6!

 

My Little Robot

I would die for him.

 

Mouse Bug

All 7 of us

Perfect

 

Ghost Boy

You know what this means

 

<Ghost Boy changed the chat name to The WDFJ Club>

 

Mouse Bug

I remember the last time the name was changed we talked about how much people would be confused if they saw it on our phones

This one is much weirder.

 

Babababs

Agreed

Though it is better for the war because if one of the enemies were going to look over our shoulders, they would see ‘Mouse Sensei as part of the chat name and would get another clue.

 

The_Blood_Son

They would never get a chance to look over my shoulder.

 

Ghost Boy

I wouldn’t doubt it

But just in case ya know?

 

Mouse Bug

Have a plan for everything.

My Little Robot

If they were going to look

They would see Mouse’s username anyway

I could make something to prevent that

Make it so that the screen would turn off if certain people looked at it

 

Babababs

Oh that’s a good idea

Can I help?


My Little Robot

I’ll DM you

 

Mouse Bug

We’ve lost them

 

Notactuallyanerd

At least it means we’re going to get a cool new phone feature soon?

 

Ghost Girl

Heck yeah

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie eat.

 

Ghost Girl

Thx

 

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Mouse Bug

I’m making The WDFJ Club shirts

I need your measurements

Robot I already have yours don’t worry

 

Ghost Boy

Sweet

I’ll DM them to you

 

Ghost Girl

I do not know my measurements

I’ll go buy a tape measure and get back to you

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’d have to ask my mom what mine are

 

Babababs

I have mine and Bloodson’s

 

The_Blood_Son

Is this necessary?

 

Mouse Bug

Yes.

I’m going to need a place to ship these too as well

After I’m done, of course.

I’m also going to do all of the shirts in different colors

Any base color requests?

 

The_Blood_Son

Black.

 

Ghost Girl

That was fast

And also basic

I’m basic too I want white

 

Ghost Boy

Can Ellie and my shirts be inverts of each other?

 

Mouse Bug

Invert like negative colors or invert like her stitching color is your base color and vice versa? 

 

Ghost Boy

The second one

I want to match

 

Ghost Girl

I like that idea yessss

 

Mouse Bug

So besides white, what do you want your other color to be?

 

Ghost Girl

Neon green

If Ghost Boy likes it

 

Ghost Boy

Lol

Yes

 

Mouse Bug

I can work with that

What color do you want your stitching? @The_Blood_Son

Or can I choose?

 

The_Blood_Son

I will let you choose if you don’t make it some ridiculous color.

 

Mouse Bug

I take it you don’t want bright pink, then.

 

Babababs

I would PAY to see Bloodson in a bright pink outfit

 

Mouse Bug

I take paid commissions

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t you DARE.

 

Babababs

I won’t

Well I won’t get something for YOU

Depending on the craftsmanship of these shirts I might get something for Dick.

 

Ghost Boy

Is Dick a person?

Because it is capitalized…

 

Babababs

Yeah Dick is Bloodson’s oldest brother

 

Ghost Girl

Tell him that’s a fabulous name

 

Babababs

I will don’t worry

 

Mouse Bug

OK so I’m going to choose a sensible color for you, don’t worry.

Babs, any requests?

 

Babababs

I would like a dark purple base with yellow stitching.

 

Mouse Bug

Ok ok

@Notactuallyanerd

What about you?

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m back! 

I have my measurements now.

Oh right

Blue and red?

I don’t care which is which.

 

Ghost Girl

You’re basic too!

But in a more fun way than me and Bloodson lol

Primary colors rather than grey scale

 

The_Blood_Son

This is twice now you’ve called me basic.

And yet, I’m not mad.

 

Ghost Girl

I haven’t been phrasing it as an insult

And I’ve also been referring to myself the same way

So like

I’d hope you weren’t mad

 

The_Blood_Son

If Zombie_Bird had called me basic, I would have attempted to stab him.

 

Notactualllyanerd

This is true

Not even hyperbole

He has a sword

 

Ghost Girl

Man I want a sword

Oi Ghost Boy

Do you have a sword I could use?

 

Ghost Boy

I could ask Aunt P

And also @The_Blood_Son that’s a mood

 

The_Blood_Son

Wanting to stab those who insult you is a ‘mood’?

 

Ghost Boy

Yes.

 

Ghost Girl

Specifically the Froot Loop

 

Ghost Boy

Especially the Froot Loop

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie told me about him

I hate him too

 

Ghost Boy

Really?

Ellie how much did you tell?

 

Ghost Girl

My whole life story

Plus context

 

Ghost Boy

EVERYTHING then

Yeah the Froot Loop is the worst

 

Mouse Bug

Wait isn’t he the creep crushing on your mom?

He’s important to Ellie’s mysterious backstory???

 

Babababs

Wait really?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait Babs were you even here for most of Ellie’s vague hinting about her tragic past?

 

Babababs

Well no but I did read through the chat history.

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course you did.

Elaboration? 

 

Ghost Boy

Remember how Ellie said her first father figure tried to kill her?

 

Mouse Bug

...yes.

 

Ghost Boy

That was the Froot Loop.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh so he’s worse than we thought

 

Babababs

So he’s graduated from lusting after a married woman to attempted murder.

 

Notactuallyanerd

He’s actually done worse than that.

 

Ghost Girl

Indeed…..

 

Mouse Bug

Now there’s three of them.

More hints though.

 

Babababs

Wait NAAN didn’t you say she might be like your brother?

Was that ever confirmed??

 

Mouse Bug

NAAN?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not Actually A Nerd

I’m guessing

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah that was confirmed

 

The_Blood_Son

Really now?

And if he was your first father figure

Then he really has done worse.

 

Ghost Boy

Wait NAAN, your brother is like Ellie????

 

Ghost Girl

Apparently

 

Ghost Boy

Oh wow

 

Mouse Bug

I feel like I’m missing some massive piece of context.

 

The_Blood_Son

You are.

 

Mouse Bug

Feel like explaining?

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s kind of my brother’s secret?

I’m not sure if I should share it…

 

Ghost Girl

I could say what I am

And then you wouldn’t be saying anything about your brother

The context of your brother is how Bloodson and Babs figured it out anyway so I might as well just tell her

 

Mouse Bug

So what are you?

 

Ghost Girl

I’m a clone

 

Mouse Bug

A clone???

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s a long story

I know because I heard the whole thing

 

Mouse Bug

I thought cloning wasn’t a thing yet??

 

The_Blood_Son

Not to the public.

All of those with access to the technology are keeping it firmly under wraps.

Only those affected by its existence are aware of it outside of its creators.

 

Mouse Bug

Ah

Ok then

 

Babababs

Ellie if you don’t mind me asking

Who’s your original?

Is it Ghost Boy’s other sister?

 

Ghost Girl

I don’t mind

And nah it’s not Jazz

See, the Froot Loop made his cloning tech himself, and there were a lot of problems with it

I’m actually Ghost Boy’s clone

 

Ghost Boy

Creep wanted me to be his son

Tried cloning me when I said no

Got mad when he couldn’t make a “Proper” clone

 

Ghost Girl

Just because I came out a girl

Seriously dude

 

Mouse Bug

That is

EXTREMELY messed up

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

 

Babababs

And from the way you talk about him

I’m guessing he’s not in jail

 

Ghost Girl

Nope!

 

Mouse Bug

That’s even more messed up.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah he should really be put in jail

But from what Ellie told me

He wouldn’t stay there

 

Babababs

?

 

Ghost Boy

The dude is Meta

 

Babababs

Oh

 

The_Blood_Son

Meta enough to escape jail?

 

Ghost Girl

He can walk through walls

 

Mouse Bug

That would do it alright

I’m adding him to my list of people I hate

 

Notactuallyanerd

But you’re so nice??

Who are the other people on the list?

 

Mouse Bug

Well this guy is the might be the most horrible so far

Maybe

 

The_Blood_Son

Who could you have met that would top him?

 

Mouse Bug

Oh boy

I forget that people outside of France don’t know 

 

Ghost Boy

Don’t know what

Don’t know what Mouse

 

The_Blood_Son

Mouse Sensei?

 

Mouse Bug

So Paris has a supervillain

And heroes

 

Ghost Boy

Wow really!?

 

Babababs

It does?

I feel like we would have heard about that…

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah I mean

Isn’t Paris a huge tourist city?

 

Mouse Bug

It’s been kept under wraps by a combination of magic and the mayor restricting the media. Also a lot of region specific websites and information.

If you have a VPN set it to france and look up “The Ladyblog”

There should be a tab with a rundown of the situation.

 

Babababs

Holy…

I looked it up.

I would say it’s a roleplay blog for my own sanity but

The videos aren’t edited more than a few jump cuts.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I also looked it up?

Is this seriously real??

That’s terrifying…

 

The_Blood_Son

I have to agree.

 

Babababs

And everyone thinks Gotham is a bad place to live…

Sheesh.

 

Ghost Girl

So it took me a hot second to download a VPN

But I did

And

Wow

 

Ghost Boy

I haven’t looked it up yet

But those are some somber reactions

 

Ghost Girl

Dude

Look it up

It’s a frickin miraculous fight.

 

Ghost Boy

Wait seriously??

 

Mouse Bug

You’ve heard of the Miraculous??

 

Ghost Boy

My parents are obsessed with the paranormal

They have a ton of old books and tomes

Along with Chaos

Because she’s goth

And yeah, the Miraculous are talked about in a few.

 

Babababs

Really?

Because I can’t find anything about them other than stuff from Paris

 

Ghost Boy

They’re REALLY old books.

 

The_Blood_Son

Even then the Parisians don’t know much about the actual miraculous.

What can You tell us about them?

 

Ghost Boy

They’re jewelry inhabited by small deities embodying concepts of the universe called Kwamii

Without a miraculous as a conduit, the Kwamii can’t be seen or touched by mortals.

A Kwamii’s power is so immense that they need a further human conduit in order to use their abilities safely.

Lol I’m actualy just paraphrasing the book

I have it right here

 

The_Blood_Son

While that is very interesting

#10

 

Ghost Boy

FRICK

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s terrifying.

 

Babababs

Seconded.

 

Mouse Bug

Well then.

Those books know more than Paris does, that’s for sure.

 

Ghost Girl

I want to meet a kwamii

The illustrations make them look adorable.

 

Ghost Boy

They really do

 

Babababs

You would think that the heroes would have contacted the Justice League by now though, right?

In the videos they look like kids!

 

Mouse Bug

Well…

They tried

They were told not to prank call the Justice league.

 

Babababs

What. 

 

Mouse Bug

Well it’s not like there’s much physical proof when an attack isn’t happening!

You’ve seen the videos of the Miraculous cure!

 

Notactuallyanerd

That cure is awesome by the way

 

Ghost Boy

Wait cure??

Like

The Ladybug Miraculous????

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed

Is there something wrong with that?

 

Ghost Boy

none at all

Continue.

I’m going to look it up for myself now.

 

Mouse Bug

And anyway it’s for the best, really.

Can you imagine an Akumatized superman??

 

Notactuallyanerd

I can

I don’t like it.

 

Mouse Bug

Exactly.

So anyway the other people on my Hate list are Hawkmoth and this one pathological liar without a moral compass.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah I can see how that would make it onto your hit list.

 

Mouse Bug

Not a hit list

A Hate list

 

The_Blood_Son

Not for me.

I’m adding both the Froot Loop and Hawkmoth to my hit list.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh boy.

 

Mouse Bug

This was fun

I’m going to leave to work on the shirts now bye

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bye?

 

Ghost Girl

Bye

 

Ghost Boy

Bye

 

Babababs

Bye

 

The_Blood_Son

Farewell.

 

Ghost Boy

You’re doing that on purpose now aren’t you.

 

The_Blood_Son

And if I am?

 

Ghost Boy

If you are then you’re fabulous

Keep up the dramatics, my dramatic friend.

 

The_Blood_Son

I will do my best.

Notes:

ahaHA! They know about the Akumas now!!!!

So about Danny's reaction to the miraculous, in my version of the episode "Infinite Realms", Danny was time travelling for a lot longer than one afternoon, but since time travel everything worked out. During that time he met and worked with several groups of miraculous holders against the Tyrant Plasmius. Yes that means Tikki would totally recognize his ghost form, Sam, and Tuck. while the Fentons do have books that mention the miraculous, they have nothing on Danny's personal experiences, that he told Ellie about. obviously.

ALSO!!!!!
my sister recently published her Webtoon!!!! she's been working on it for a really long time and I personally think it's AMAZING. this might be because there's a character based on me, and I also have writing credits (under the moniker "Nameless Ghost") BUT STILL! It's called "Cass Kingdom" and it's a high fantasy about a sarcastic human adventurer, a bubbly fairy girl (me!!), and an adorable amnesiac genie. GO! AND GIVE MY SISTER THE HAPPINESS Y'ALL GIVE ME!!!

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/cass-kingdom/list?title_no=536521

(how do you characterize Conner Kent HELP)

Chapter 18: Story Time With Ellie pt 2

Summary:

Ellie tells another crazy story that happens to be 100% true

Notes:

My chapters just keep getting longer-

anyway
hi
how've y'all been? I know things are crazy rn, so I hope this chapter can take your minds off some of it at least!
behold! the most angsty chapter so far! which isn't saying much lol. hope you enjoy!

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Groupchat - The FAM

 

Babababs

@DickieBird

Ellie says your name is fabulous.

 

DickieBird

Thanks but???

Who’s Ellie???

 

Zombie_Bird

Ha

 

DickieBird

I’m serious, who is Ellie?????

 

The_Blood_Son

A Person.

 

DickieBird

That helps so much thank you.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Notactuallyanerd

I looked up more about the Paris situation

Akumas can get really weird

 

Mouse Bug

Tell me about it

They can be literally anything

 

Ghost Boy

I’ve been reading about the miraculous in general

And yeah

The butterfly broach can do almost flippin anything given the right emotions to work with

 

Notactuallyanerd

I said it before

I’ll say it again

Terrifying. 

 

My Little Robot

We have become incredibly desensitized

 

Mouse Bug

Where did you learn the word desensitized?

 

My Little Robot

The internet is a good teacher

 

Mouse Bug

As good as I am?

 

My Little Robot

Yes

 

Ghost Boy

Ouch

 

Notactuallyanerd

Machine supremacy is coming!

 

Mouse Bug

Just wait

I’ll be a better teacher than the internet yet!

 

My Little Robot

Doubtful

The internet is the biggest store of knowledge on earth.

 

Ghost Boy

On earth yeah

But what about not on earth?

 

My Little Robot

There is probably a bigger store somewhere else

But that doesn’t mean Mouse is a better teacher than the internet.

 

Ghost Boy

Right right

Does the internet know anything about Mouse’s special Sun Ice glitch combo?

 

Mouse Bug

Probably not

I made that one

 

Notactuallyanerd

I still don’t know HOW you could have made it without hacking

But you did

 

My Little Robot

It has no information on that no

 

Ghost Boy

So it might be a better teacher in general but Mouse is still better at video games.

 

My Little Robot

Fine.

 

Mouse Bug

Yes!!!

 

Ghost Boy

Nothing like protecting yuor teacher’s honor in the morning!

 

The_Blood_Son

#11

 

Ghost Boy

YOU WEREN’T EVEN ON A SECOND AGO

HOW

HOW????

Do you exist to point out my mistakes????

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow

 

Mouse Bug

Brutal. 

 

Notactuallyanerd

What an important purpose in life

It’s not like you have any other goals or anything

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t sarcastically mock my chosen path

It’s obviously very important.

 

Ghost Boy

I agree

If he doesn’t constantly remind me of my misdoings then I might get a big head and cause the apocalypse or something

You never know

 

Mouse Bug

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

Because if you lived in Paris that would be an actual concern

But

You don’t

 

Ghost Boy

I’m half sarcastic

But seriously the butterfly effect is a thing that can happen

The smallest things can have the biggest consequences

Me getting a big head COULD result in the apocalypse for all I know

 

The_Blood_Son

Well said.

 

Ghost Boy

So you accept the responsibility of keeping me from causing the apocalypse?

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes.

 

Ghost Boy

Great!

Now if it happens it won’t be just my fault!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Preemptive blame game huh?

Can I join the “Stop ghost from ending the world squad”?

 

Ghost Boy

Sure!

 

Mouse Bug

Not another one I can’t make that many shirts that fast!!

 

Ghost Boy

It’s ok you don’t need to do shirts for this one

Wait does this mean your joining the squad??

 

Mouse Bug

Why not

Sure

If you cause the apocalypse I’ll share the blame

 

Ghost Girl

You guys don’t know what you’re agreeing to.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie!!

 

Ghost Girl

Jon!!

 

Mouse Bug

Jon?

 

Ghost Girl

Whoops

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s ok I don’t mind

My name is Jon

 

The_Blood_Son

You told her your name?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah

In DMs it was easier than “Notactuallyanerd”

This was before babs came up with NAAN

 

The_Blood_Son

I see.

 

Ghost Boy

Lol Ellie

 

Mouse Bug

Now what's this about not knowing what we’re agreeing to?

 

Ghost Girl

I mean it’s good that he’s preemptively placing blame on someone other than himself so when it happens he has no choice but to blame other people

Ya know

For his mental health

But I did say “When” it happens.

 

Ghost Boy

Wow thanks for the vote of confidence.

 

Ghost Girl

You know it’s a possibility

 

Ghost Boy

And we both know that if it happens it won’t stick

 

Ghost Girl

But still

 

Ghost Boy

You JUST said this was good for my mental health!

 

Ghost Girl

I stand by that

 

Ghost Boy

Then why warn them against it??

 

Ghost Girl

Ok I see your point

 

Ghost Boy

I feel like my point actually changed somewhere in there…

 

Mouse Bug

W

What? 

 

Notactuallyanerd

^^^

 

The_Blood_Son

Why would Ghost cause the apocalypse?

You seem very serious about it.

 

Ghost Girl

Well I mean

Technically

He’s already done it.

 

Ghost Boy

No

No I didn’t

Alternate timelines don’t count

And that happens nine years in the relative future anyway!!

 

Mouse Bug

Alternate WHAT

 

Ghost Girl

Oh so they don’t count now but when you’re angsting about it on the roof-

 

Ghost Boy

NEVER COUNTS

IT’S JUST A TRAUMATIC MEMORY OK

Plus He technically still exists so I can angst about it all I want thanks.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m

So confused

Who is He??

Alternate timeline?

Ghost caused the apocalypse????

Nine years in the future??????

 

The_Blood_Son

I admit I have some questions.

I have many, actually.

 

Mouse Bug

I have questions also

Seriously WHAT

 

Ghost Boy

>:( Ellie!

 

Ghost Girl

I’m sorry ok!

I forgot for a sec

Who I was talking about

 

Ghost Boy

Right

Sorry

 

Mouse Bug

Um.

 

Ghost Boy

Right and sorry to you too!

Um

Answers

Geez

Um

Ugn

 

Notactuallyanerd

You ok?

 

Ghost Girl

Probably not no

Geez I’m sorry

Do you want me to explain?

Vaguely?

You can leave and I’ll @ you when I’m done

 

Ghost Boy

Sure

 

Ghost Girl

In return

Mouse has to tell us Akuma stories.

And Bloodson has to tell us some Gotham stories

And Jon has to tell us some Superman stories.

 

Notactuallyanerd

How about one of each?

 

Mouse Bug

I guess I could tell you about a less publicized one…

 

The_Blood_Son

I accept your terms.

 

Ghost Girl

Ok then

The Story Of How Ghost Boy Almost Ended The World

It’s Not Actually His Fault But He Blames Himself For It

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie!

 

Ghost Girl

See this is why the blame squad is a good idea.

ANYWAY

So you know I’m meta (Well sorta)

And you know I’m cloned from Ghost Boy

Ghost Boy is also Meta (Again, sorta)

Glad we established that.

 

Mouse Bug

I don’t know how I didn’t put that together before

 

The_Blood_Son

I did.

 

Notactuaallyanerd

Ellie told me while explaining her life.

 

Ghost Girl

So our powers impact our lives

And so because of reasons pertaining to his powers

Ghost Boy was failing a bunch of classes

Big test coming up

GB (It’s too hard to type out Ghost Boy every time) finds the test answers and cheats because he was so stressed and needed the grade 

 

Mouse Bug

He did mention he was bad in school…

 

Ghost Girl

His teacher catches him and calls his parents to the local fast food place to demonstrate where kids that cheat end up.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Harsh

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah I hate his teacher (Not u mouse ur wonderful)

Anyway Chaos and Tuck were there too

And Jazz

I forgot why

This particular fast food place is locally known for it’s mystery sauce

This sauce is apparently explosive

The entire restaurant blows up

GB is the only survivor

He only survived because of his powers

 

Mouse Bug

Holy cow

His entire family???

 

Ghost Girl

Don’t forget all his close friends

 

The_Blood_Son

This is where we get into the alternate timeline I see.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow…

 

Ghost Girl

Anyway

GB is sent to live with the Froot Loop

Because he’s apparently GB’s godfather or something

So, GB is blaming the fact that he’s meta for both getting him into that situation and him not dying with the rest of his loved ones

Froot Loop pulls a creepy and does a weird surgery on him to remove his powers.

 

Mouse Bug

Um

WHAT.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Was this surgery consensual???

 

Ghost Girl

Not in the least.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Just when I thought he couldn’t get worse…

 

Ghost Girl

Thing is, separate from us, our powers develop sentience.

Immediately.

This isn’t even the first time it happened to GB

Our powers in that form are made of energy and emotions

The key emotions at this point in time were grief and anger

 

Mouse Bug

I can imagine…

 

Ghost Girl

So GB’s powers rip the powers out of Froot Loop in the same way and they collide, turning into one being. GB’s powers were more powerful at that point in time due to his strong emotions, meaning he won out in the fuse

BUT

All that evil from the Froot Loop stayed.

Lots of things happen and nine-ten years later he destroys the world completely.

The only survivor is Val.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not even the justice league?

Not Superman or Batman or Wonder Woman?

 

Ghost Girl

No one except Val.

 

Mouse Bug

And you all think our Akumas are terrifying. 

 

The_Blood_Son

How do you know all this if it happened in a separate time?

 

Ghost Girl

Well I know the whole story because GB and I can share memories due to the nature of our powers

GB and company know because the protector of the timeline, the dude who keeps everything from falling apart behind the scenes, tried to help. To make this Not Happen.

 

Mouse Bug

There’s a person like that?

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeah

Jon you remember I told you I had that One Adult that I trust right

That’s this dude

 

Notactuallyanerd

The only adult you trust is actually someone with time controlling powers

I shouldn't be surprised at this point

But I am

 

Ghost Girl

So anyway GB and company mess up his attempt to help a bit (He totally planned it though)

They ended up in his lair place

And THEN ended up ten years into the bad future

You know

When everything was destroyed

 

Mouse Bug

You’re telling me that GB is a time traveler

 

Ghost Girl

I’m telling you that GB, Chaos, and Tuck are time travelers.

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course you are.

 

Ghost Girl

They meet Future!Val and get an explanation

Then Future!Evil!GB comes and ties up our GB

And takes his place in the past, trying to make ABSOLUTE CERTAIN that his future happens

Chaos and Tuck don’t know about this because they were almost crushed by some rubble and had to go back to the past before this happened

Time travel rules are weird

Jazz does a weird thing and manages to send a message to GB in the future and he gets back somehow?

I don’t actually know this

 

Ghost Boy

I pulled a new power out of my butt that got me out

 

Ghost Girl

You’ve been lurking!

Also

Which one?

 

Ghost Boy

The Wail

 

Ghost Girl

Ah yea that would do it

OH so that’s how you got the Wail?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Mouse Bug

What’s the Wail?

 

Ghost Boy

You know Black Canary? Her Canary Cry?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah?

 

Ghost Boy

That but a little different

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh.

Wow.

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah seriously

How powerful are you guys?

 

The_Blood_Son

Powerful enough to cause the end of the world

Apparently.

 

Ghost Boy

I’m going to lurk again

Ellie continue

 

Ghost Girl

So GB gets home and he finds F!E!GB has tied his family and friends to the explosive vat of sauce

It’s on a timer

The two GBs fight

Our GB wins

Barely

But he’s too slow and the vat blows up anyway

Good ole’ timeline guardian turns back time so he never cheated on the test though

So everyone is alive!

The world didn’t end!

And everyone who remembers that it could have is traumatized!

Oh and also because reasons F!E!GB still exists

 

Notactuallyanerd

What

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

He’s in the Timeline guardian’s dungeon tho

Timeline guardian is hard to type out

His name is Clock Work

That’s not much better

CW

There

 

The_Blood_Son

That is certainly a lot of information.

 

Mouse Bug

No offence but

What ARE you guys??

 

Ghost Boy

Most recently

Our kind are called Halfas

 

The_Blood_Son

Most recently?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

I know that others of our kind were called other things a long time ago

I dunno what tho

 

Ghost Boy

I would tell you but I’m honestly drawing a blank

Lol if Chaos and Tuck knew we were actually telling you guys these things...

 

Ghost Girl

They would completely flip.

 

Ghost Boy

But I like you guys so

You get to know things

 

Mouse Bug

Awww thanks!

I like you guys too!

 

Ghost Girl

Enough to tell us YOUR secrets? :D

 

Mouse Bug

Not quite :D

But we’ll get there

You need to be level 50 friendship to unlock my tragic...

Well not backstory exactly

But secrets

 

Ghost Girl

Darn

Hey @Notactuallyanerd what level friendship do I have to be to unlock YOUR secrets?

Don’t think I haven’t forgotten.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Um

I don’t know

But I think you’re getting close

 

Ghost Boy

Bloodson what about you?

 

The_Blood_Son

There is no such “level of friendship” that could make me tell you my secrets.

 

Notactuallyanerd

You have to be in his DAD’S good graces first

 

Ghost Boy

Well then

Guess I have to get in your Dad’s good graces.

 

The_Blood_Son

Such an outcome is unlikely

But not impossible.

 

Notactuallyanerd

He’s totally rooting for you

 

The_Blood_Son

I am doing no such thing!

 

Babababs

Well I certainly am

You guys are chill

 

Mouse Bug

We’re chill?

How??

 

Ghost Girl

Hi Babs!

Did you read through?

 

Babababs

Yeah I’ve been lurking while doing some other stuff

You guys have crazy lives

It’s entertaining

 

Ghost Boy

Glad to see my suffering is worth something to SOMEONE

 

Babababs

Do you really have a version of Black Canary’s Canary Cry?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Babababs

Interesting

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie have you eaten yet today

 

Ghost Girl

I have not

I’m going to go do that

 

Ghost Boy

Well bye

 

Babababs

Bye

 

Mouse Bug

Bye Ellie!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bye :D

 

The_Blood_Son

Farewell Ghost Girl.

 

Ghost Boy

Every time!

Notes:

I don't know why but I love just writing Ellie telling stories. this might be because I like telling stories and a friend of mine who read this through said I made her chat like me so. If you want to know what I'm like look at Ellie's characterization I guess.

Canon Lancer is a JERK! I went straight from reading Lancer fluff fic to watching the actual show and WHAT THE FRICK he needs to have his license reviewed for some of the stuff he lets Dash get away with.

I have to say this again, but I am SO GRATEFUL for all of your wonderful comments! I read every single one, and get so excited to see them pop up in my inbox! You guys make me so happy every day like seriously. I'm so sorry I can't personally respond to every single one.
to those of you who comment on (almost) all of my chapters, I look forward to seeing your usernames and hearing what you have to say! I appreciate you all so muchhhhhh <3<3<3
A big Thank You!!!!! :D

Chapter 19: Double A Batteries

Summary:

The moment you've all been waiting for... well. one of them.

Notes:

Good afternoon! or whatever time/time zone you're reading this from! Guys, Gals, and NB Pals, I present to you! ANOTHER CHAPTER!!!

I hope you guys like this one! a bunch of you have been asking for it for a long time, after all ;)

in other news school is a thing that I have to worry about again, so my buffer should be growing by a lot any day now. FUNNY STORY, the school laptop I have COULDN'T LOAD THE GOOGLE DOC FOR THIS FIC THIS MORNING. not surprising lol, atm, the doc is 366 pages long because of the format. I'm making a second doc for the rest of it, if I don't my computers are going to DIE.

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mouse Bug

Is anyone free to practice with me right now?

@Babababs especially

 

Babababs

Oh yeah I’m free

 

Ghost Boy

Same

But with the way Chaos is looking at me I should probably use my alt.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh that’s sad

I wanted to work on leveling your sword.

 

Babababs

Mouse Sensei you’re from France right?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah?

 

Babababs

We could play on the European servers

I doubt that they would be waiting to ambush us there

 

Mouse Bug

Ohhhhh

That could work!

 

Ghost Boy

I want to see what people think of Mouse Sensei over there

She is top of the leaderboards after all

 

Mouse Bug

I’m hounded by people sometimes

People who recognize my username anyway

 

Ghost Boy

What happens to them?

 

Mouse Bug

If they’re in my way

They die

 

The_Blood_Son

An effective method, I’m sure.

 

Mouse Bug

Bloodson!

Can you play right now?

 

The_Blood_Son

I would not be talking to you right now if I wasn’t.

 

Ghost Boy

Fair point.

 

Mouse Bug

@Everyone last call!

 

Notactuallyanerd

What?

Last call?

 

Ghost Boy

To practice with Babs

We’re playing on the European servers

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ohhhh

Cool

Yeah I can play

 

Mouse Bug

Perfect!

Set your region and log onto lobby 4!

 

----------

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse?

Who’s that?

They’re acting like they know you.

And you haven’t killed them yet for getting in your face.

 

The_Blood_Son

I had been wondering as well.

 

Babababs

Who are they?

 

Mouse Bug

Guys just a sec

Yes I know them

I’m messaging them

 

Ghost Boy

Oh sorry

Let us know when you’re done?

 

Mouse Bug

Of course!

 

----------

 

Direct Message Between Mouse Bug AND Double A

 

Double A

Mari!

You’re on!

 

Mouse Bug

Hi Adrien!

Yeah I’m on

 

Double A

Can I join you?

 

Mouse Bug

Maybe

I need to ask the others

Well maybe I don’t but it would be polite

 

Double A

Yeah

Speaking of others

Who’re you with?

I don’t recognize any of those usernames

 

Mouse Bug

Oh right!

I never told you about this huh

It started when Lila was manipulating your dad so you didn’t know

Well no one knew really

Except Max

He’s in on it

 

Double A

That’s a lot of words

But they’re only giving me more questions than answers

 

Mouse Bug

Whoops sorry!

Um

Right!

So i was playing on the American servers to practice my english

And I met these two guys who wanted to learn my moves

So we made a groupchat

They both wanted to beat someone they knew in the game

They did it and their opponents got mad and declared war

They gathered their forces and we gathered ours

My username is a secret though so I’m not actually part of the fighting

I’m just the mysterious teacher

We’re here practicing teamwork with my newest  student and teammate.

 

Double A

Oh wow

I stand by my earlier statement

Can I join you guys???

 

Mouse Bug

Again

I have to ask

Probably

 

Double A

Please do!

This whole thing sounds really fun!

 

Mouse Bug

It is yeah

Ok I’ll ask

 

Double A

Yes!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

Ok so!

 

Ghost Boy

You’re back!

 

Mouse Bug

Yep!

And I bring news!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oooh what kind of news?

 

Mouse Bug

Good news!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yay!

 

Mouse Bug

So Double A is a friend of mine

I trust him with my life

I didn’t tell him about this war before because of some personal drama going on at the time but now I told him what’s going on

He wants to join our team!

 

The_Blood_Son

You say you trust him with your life?

Is this trust justified?

 

Mouse Bug

I say I trust him with my life because he has literally saved my life more than once during Akuma attacks.

 

The_Blood_Son

Fair enough.

 

Babababs

Does he work well with others?

Because It’s been a bit since the last battle and we’re due for another

And we might not have time to properly train it into him.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh don’t worry about that!

He’s a team player all the way

No matter how much he might want to be the sad loner sometimes ;)

 

Notactuallyanerd

I say let him in!

He looks cool from what I’ve seen

 

Ghost Boy

Same

Let the guy join

 

The_Blood_Son

Let him in, but he has yet to gain my faith.

 

Babababs

I want to meet him

 

Mouse Bug

Ok then!

 

<Mouse Bug added Double A to the chat>

 

Double A

So I’m guessing they said yes?

 

Mouse Bug

Yep!

Welcome to the team!

 

Ghost Boy

Happy to have you

We can always use new members!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah!

 

Double A

Happy to be here! :D

By the way

What does the chat name mean?

The WDFJ Club?

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

Gosh I forgot that was the chat name whoops

 

Ghost Boy

HAHAHA

Wonderful

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh yeah!

 

Babababs

It means “The Would Die For Jerry Club”

 

Double A

Would Die For Jerry???

Who’s Jerry???

 

Mouse Bug

Jerry is Bloodson’s pet turkey

 

Double A

Oh

Wait pet turkey

What

 

The_Blood_Son

Is there anything wrong with my pet choice?

 

Double A

Not at all!

In fact I think a pet turkey is really cool!

I’ve always wanted a pet, but my father would never let me.

 

The_Blood_Son

He can stay.

For now.

 

Mouse Bug

[Picture attachment of a turkey sleeping against a sleeping cow]

This is Jerry.

 

Double A

I want to join the WDFJ club

 

The_Blood_Son

You saved my picture?

 

Mouse Bug

I saved all of them

They were too cute to not!

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t have ALL of them saved but I do have that one, and the dog one.

I think Ellie has them saved too.

 

Babababs

I know I have more than a few pictures of your animals.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Same

 

The_Blood_Son

...

They will be happy to hear how much you care about them.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Awwe 

We love you too ;)

 

The_blood_Son

I said nothing of the sort.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Maybe not in those words

But you did!

 

The_Blood_Son

I definitely did not.

 

Notactuallyanerd

You did though

 

Double A

Sorry to interrupt but

Who’s Ellie?

She was mentioned earlier

 

Mouse Bug

Oh!

Ellie is Ghost Boy’s sister

Her username is Ghost Girl though and we thought that would get confusing so we just call her Ellie

Also we do love you Bloodson

Platonically of course!

 

Double A

Thanks!

 

The_Blood_Son

What could I have done to deserve something like your love?

Platonic as it may be.

 

Ghost Boy

Lots!

You listen when we rant

Joke around and play with us

You’ve always got our backs in game

And especially in the case of me and Ellie you’ve been nothing but understanding when we tell our stories

When I KNOW some people would abandon us immediately after hearing them.

@Ghost Girl do you agree?

 

Ghost Girl

Oh totally!

I love everyone on this chat! Except maybe Double A I just don’t know you well enough yet.

 

Double A

Fair enough

 

Ghost Boy

You responded fast.

 

Ghost Girl

I’ve been lurking.

 

The_Blood_Son

You say you don’t love Double A because you don’t know him.

Do you know me?

There’s a lot I keep from you.

 

Ghost Girl

Well I know you keep your secrets. Jon certainly does and I know you know his.

But I also know you’re entitled to those secrets, just like Ghost Boy and I would be if we decided to keep ours.

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah!

And about the knowing you bit

I know you love your animals

I know you have rivalries with your brothers, but are friendly enough with them to play video games with them

I know you like to draw

I know you’re very determined and competitive but also a good listener

You’re honest and not afraid to speak your mind

And you’re a good friend, even if you’re a bit prickly at times.

So the real question is what HAVEN’T you done to deserve our love?

 

The_Blood_Son

 

Notactuallyanerd

I think you broke him

 

Babababs

The lady speaks the truth Bloodson

You should listen to her

 

The_Blood_Son

I shall keep it in mind.

 

Ghost Boy

All we can ask for!

 

Babababs

Not to ruin the wholesome mood

But we’re all getting spawn killed while AFK

 

Mouse Bug

Oh FRICK

 

Ghost Boy

AHHHH

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh badbadbadbad

 

The_Blood_Son

Tt

 

Notactuallyanerd

… did you just write that sound out?

Like actually?

 

Ghost Girl

I can’t play right now so I’ll just leave you to it.

Have fun!

 

Double A

We’re all dying

 

Ghost Girl

Like I said

Fun

Notes:

ADRIEN YAASSSS
you guys asked for it, and I had already written it, it's another sunshine boi!!!!

I meant to write a bunch yesterday but didn't touch my doc because I was preoccupied with adding to my AU index. it's so big by now... and I want to write ALL OF THEM!!!! hopefully I'll be able to focus in coming days. (I can't work on my AUs from my school computer anyway lol)

Do you guys want to see me try and write some of the MANY AUs I have indexed?
I got everything from Reverse Crush MLB, to Halfa Trio, to The Danny Clones Survived and so many more. so many. I even have a universe where Danny just had a normal life with a normal family and he was happy for once I love that one. (I gave him 5 adopted siblings because I love siblings)

These notes are a mess wow

Chapter 20: VC

Summary:

VC!!!!

Notes:

CHAPTER 20 MY FAM
WE MADE IT
i'm so happy you guys, you don't even know

sorry this chapter is a shorter one! but it is one I have been looking forward to for a while! (I need to buff my buffer ahhh) I really hope you enjoy my playing with a slightly new format ;)

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien

Yay another person on my list! he will not be the last.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

Hey @Everyone

My creepy godfather is at my house right now and I need an excuse to Ignore him

Wanna battle?

 

Ghost Girl

Oh nuts really?

Well I’m in.

 

The_Blood_Son

My condolences.

I will also help.

 

Chaos

Oh sure

I’m free

And always willing to tick that guy off.

 

Zombie_Bird

I’ll fight you

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Sure

 

PurpleWaffles

I’m in

 

Notactuallyanerd

Anything to help ignore that guy

 

Friar Tuck

What do you know about him?

 

The_Blood_Son

We know he is a despicable being.

 

My Little Robot

Yes

 

Babababs

I’m free

Should be fun

 

MyPalVal

I hate that dude

Remind me to come punch him later

 

Ghost Boy

Will do

 

Ghost Girl

Oh btw teacher wants you to film this for them

 

Ghost Boy

I’ll do that too

 

Chaos

Where’re we meeting?

 

Zombie_Bird

They started this. 

We pick the location.

 

The_Blood_Son

Fair enough.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I nominate the old jungle set

 

MyPalVal

Why that one?

It’s super boring

 

Ghost Boy

Means everyone is on more even footing

 

MyPalVal

Ohh ok.

 

PurpleWaffles

I know that map like the back of my hand

Y’all’re going down

 

Friar Tuck

Y’all’re

What even is that word

 

Ghost Girl

It’s efficient is what it is.

Y’all’d’ve known that if you had been paying any attention

That’s what contractions are

 

Ghost Boy

She learned that word yesterday and has been waiting for an excuse to use it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ha

 

Ghost Girl

GB

HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

 

Chaos

I’m in lobby 5

 

Notactuallyanerd

Already there :)

 

Ghost Girl

:)

 

Ghost Boy

:)

 

My Little Robot

:)

 

Zombie_Bird

What the-

 

The_Blood_Son

:)

 

Babababs

:)

 

Chaos

Two can play at this game

Or 12

Whatever

:)

 

MyPalVal

:)

 

Friar Tuck

Fine.

:)

 

PurpleWaffles

:)

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

:)

 

Zombie_Bird

:)?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you guys coming or…?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah sorry

 

----------

 

DIRECT MESSAGE - Ghost Girl AND Notactuallyanerd

 

Ghost Girl

Pssssst

Jon

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie?

We’re in the middle of a battle!

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah I know

That’s why I’m asking if you would like to voice call with me

To coordinate better n stuff

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh

Um

Sure

Just a warning, my brother and dad will be able to hear what you’re saying

I can’t do anything about that

 

Ghost Girl

Oh that’s cool

I just won’t say anything relating to my Tragic BackstoryTM

 

Notactuallyanerd

Then yeah

I can call

 

<Notactuallyanerd has started a call>

 

GG [ Jon? You there? ]

 

NAAN [yeah I am! Hi!!]

 

GG [ Oh my gosh Hi!!! I’ve never heard your voice before, wow. ]

 

NAAN [neither have I. I like it though.]

 

GG [ You like my voice? ]

 

NAAN [is that weird?]

 

GG [ no! Not at all, I just didn’t expect it. It’s just been a while since I’ve heard a verbal complement. I like your voice too. ]

 

NAAN [thanks!]

 

GG [ we should probably be focusing on the battle huh. ]

 

NAAN [oh right. I somehow forgot.]

 

GG [ Bloodson would be sooo mad at us if we went AFK! ]

 

NAAN [he would! Be grateful you don’t know him in real life, if I went AFK in the middle of battle he would glare at me for a week.]

 

GG [ oh oof. I hope to meet you all someday anyway, so the not knowing him IRL is a for now deal. ]

 

NAAN [really?]

 

GG [ yeah! I met such good friends, there’s no way I’m not visiting you all. If you’re ok with that! Obviously. ]

 

NAAN [I am, but Bloodson is going to take a bit more convincing.]

 

GG [ BEHIND YOU ]

 

NAAN [oh frick, thanks!]

GG [ anytime! Hey, CAFFEINE just dropped a calistar potion! You’re closer than I am. ]

 

NAAN [oh you’re right! Hey, looks like GB wants to do a combo with you.]

 

GG [ oh, he does. I always miss that .]

 

NAAN [YES!]

 

GG [ I missed it, what happened? ]

 

NAAN [I killed Zombie_Bird!]

 

GG [cool! Better watch out though, looks like Chaos is coming for revenge .]

 

NAAN [ah no no no, where did she get that dagger? I’ve never seen that one before!]

 

GG [ I think that was an event prize from before we were playing. It’s poisoned, be careful. ]

 

NAAN [poisoned?? Which poison??]

 

GG [ ummm, jeweled cobra, I think .]

 

NAAN [I thought you couldn’t poison weapons with jeweled cobra!!]

 

GG [ like I said, event prize. ]

 

NAAN [I managed to dodge]

 

GG [ that’s good, can you come help me out with Val? My health is so low right now ]

 

NAAN [I have a few health potions you can borrow!]

 

GG [ Much appreciated! AHAH SHE’S DEAD ]

 

NAAN [Chaos is really on a revenge streak huh]

 

GG [ oh yeah she’s coming. Wanna do that double sun double moon combo Sensei taught us a few days ago? That should one hit kill her at the health she's at right now. ]

 

NAAN [sure!]

 

GG [ hmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM DEAD! WE DID IT! ]

 

NAAN [Three kills between the two of us already!]

 

GG [ you better watch out! WE’RE ON A WARPATH ]

 

NAAN [Waffles and Tuck are coming for us]

 

GG [ which one should we do this time? ]

 

NAAN [what about the scythe pinwheel? I know that one is better with three people but it can work with two!]

 

GG [ hmm I don’t have a scythe. I’ll just use my long sword. ]

 

NAAN [oh THEY’RE HERE]

 

GG [ SPIN SPIN SPIN ]

 

NAAN [Double Kill!!]

 

GG [ Double Kill!! ]

 

NAAN [Ellie this is wonderful]

 

GG [ WARPATH! WARPATH! WARPATH! ]

 

NAAN [Chaos on your left!]

 

GG [ Ah thanks! ]

Notes:

AHHHHH JELLIE VC
this was so much fun to write, I hope it was fun to read! If there are any problems with the VC format please tell me because this is not the last one. (The next VC Is SO FUNNY I had to stop writing for awhile to finish laughing)

My buffer is growing again!! I'm so excited to share what I have written you guys. just. so excited.

most recently playing in Thornrose's AU index: How Many People Can I fit Into Danny's Portal Accident!
the answer is 16. 16 extra crispy teens. it was supposed to be just a weird thing to cheer myself up (it worked) but now I actually want to write this horror, thoughts?

(What is my problem with HUGE casts???)

Chapter 21: Numbers Advantage

Summary:

An alt is created

Notes:

AHHHH it's ANOTHER chapter y'all've been waiting for!!! I certainly was!

jeanette9a thank you so so much for the playlist! I've gotten good use out of it!

A good day to all of you!!!!!!

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

JazzHands

As much as it pains me to admit

We were crushed

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Our winning steak was short lived.

 

MyPalVal

Could you really call it a streak?

 

Zombie_Bird

ALSO

You have a new teammate

 

PurpleWafles

Go on

Invite them in

 

<Ghost Boy added Double A to the chat>

 

Double A

Hi!!!!

Wow there are so many people

 

Ghost Girl

You saw them all earlier during the fight

 

Double A

Yeah but that was the game

There’s always a bunch of people in the game

The only groupchat I’m in that’s bigger than this is our groupchat

 

My Little Robot

I can confirm.

 

The_Blood_Son

The only one I am in that rivals the size of this is the chat for the entire family.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Not that everyone uses it often

 

Double A

A family chat sounds nice

 

Zombie_Bird

Double A what does your name mean??

 

Double A

What do you mean?

 

Zombie_Bird

Everytime I look at it my brain is warring between interpreting it as Double A Batteries or Double Agent

 

Double A

Ohhh

Yeah it’s supposed to be a reference to the battery 

But also my initials because my initials are ‘AA’

 

My Little Robot

And he’s very energetic

He seems to boost everyone’s energy around him

(The class set up his account)

 

Zombie_Bird

I can respect that

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I can’t.

 

The_Blood_Son

Are you insulting one of my teammates?

 

Ghost Girl

If you are then me and NAAN are comin for ya

 

Friar Tuck

Speaking of which Ellie WHAT THE FRICK

You and Notactuallyanerd today…

 

Chaos

Oh yeah I was meaning to bring that up

You two were tanking today

How

 

Ghost Girl

We have our ways ;)

 

Ghost Boy

Our team is curious too

Tell us later kay

 

Ghost Girl

Of course!

Away from prying ears though.

 

PurpleWaffles

Where IS @Notactuallyanerd ?

 

Ghost Girl

His dad called him for something

Idk what though 

Sounded serious

 

Zombie_Bird

What really?

 

Ghost Girl

Yep

 

The_Blood_Son

I will check on him.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Boy

As promised

<video attachment>

The fight

 

Mouse Bug

That looks so funnn

I want to be there

Fighting alongside you all

 

Babababs

You might be able to

 

Mouse Bug

Really?

 

Ghost Girl

How?

 

Babababs

Get an alt account

And then we can pretend that you’re student number 8 or something

They don’t have to know you’re our teacher

You’ll just have to tone down your fighting style a bit

 

Mouse Bug

You’re right!!!!

Oh my gosh this is going to be so much fun!!

I can be our healer! It’ll give me a chance to practice my defensive tactics!!!

 

Babababs

I’m glad you’re excited

 

Ghost Boy

I am also excited!!!

Mouse Sensei gets to fight with us!!!

 

Ghost Girl

!!!!!!!

 

My Little Robot

Our numbers advantage is official.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh also

Ellie

You and Jon were one heck of a power house today

What happened?

And how can we replicate it?

 

Ghost Girl

We got on a voice call

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

That’s very simple

 

Ghost Boy

Sometimes the most simle solutions are the best ones!

 

The_Blood_Son

#12

 

Ghost Boy

FLIPPIN-

 

Ghost Girl

You’re back!

How’s Jon?

Was the emergency very bad?

 

Mouse Bug

Emergency?

 

Double A

What’s that number?

 

The_Blood_Son

To answer your questions in order

Jon is fine.

The Emergency is of decent concern, however my father is handling it.

Jon had to leave at the end of the battle due to being called away by his father for the emergency.

And finally, that number is Ghost Boy’s spelling/grammar mistake counter.

 

Double A

Oh.

To all of that.

 

Ghost Girl

Well I’m glad he’s alright!

 

Mouse Bug

Sooo

Voice call?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah!

It worked really well

 

Mouse Bug

Next time we could have the whole team in a voice call!

 

Ghost Boy

Yes! Live tips from Mouse Sensei!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Zombie_Bird

They have ANOTHER person

7v7

 

Chaos

Our advantage is once again, gone.

 

Friar Tuck

Well darn.

 

MyPalVal

We still only lose the war if we surrender though.

We still have that advantage.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Knowing them though, that could change at any moment

 

MyPalVal

True

 

Chaos

Oh and don’t forget that they’ve gotten better mysteriously again

 

Zombie_Bird

We need to do something about this

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Recruit? Practice? Try to hack again??

 

Zombie_Bird

Those all sound good

 

Chaos

Yeah they sound good, but we need something new!

We can do those too though

 

MyPalVal

Did you have anything in mind?

 

Chaos

Right now we can’t win unless they give us their teacher’s discord information

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ahhhh

And they’ll never do that

 

Chaos

Right

They have no incentive

 

Zombie_Bird

Sounds like they need one

 

Friar Tuck

Oh no

You’re not going to do what I think you’re gonna do

Are you?

 

Chaos

If you think I’m going to steal one of Ghost Boy’s model rockets and hold it for ransom

Then yes I’m going to do what you think I’m going to do

 

Zombie_Bird

Time to move this war off the screen!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

Okay so I’m making my alt account

I’m wondering if I should name it something personal, like an inside joke

Or if I should just use a random word generator

 

The_Blood_Son

I personally vote for the generator. 

It will make it harder to connect to you.

 

Ghost Boy

On the other hand if you do a joke

It could be like a punch to the gut once they find out

 

Mouse Bug

Both are good points

I’ve decided I’m going to combine my ideas

Okay my new name is Lady-Pizza

 

Ghost Boy

That’s amazing holy crap

 

<Mouse Bug added Lady-Pizza to the chat>

 

Lady-Pizza

Testing testing

It works!

 

The_Blood_Son

Why wouldn’t it have?

 

Lady-Pizza

I don’t know

I guess I’m just excited

 

Ghost Boy

Fair

 

Lady-Pizza

We’re really going to debut three new soldiers one after another huh

 

The_Blood_Son

Our numbers advantage is strong.

 

Lady-Pizza

I’m switching back over

 

Mouse Bug

There

 

Notactuallyanerd

Hello!

Congrats on the new alt!

 

Ghost Boy

You’re back!

How was the emergency?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Manageable

 

Ghost Boy

Good to hear

Where’s Ellie?

She’d be happy to know you’re back

 

Mouse Bug

@Ghost Girl

Jon is back

 

Ghost Boy

So how’s life

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s pretty good right now!

My brother is home!

 

Babababs

I’m busy setting up the last preparations for a meeting tonight

I’m excited for this one

 

Mouse Bug

You go to meetings?

I mean I do too, they’re just not usually super formal

 

Babababs

Yeah

 

Mouse Bug

So I have a more formal meeting tomorrow morning 

Do you have any tips?

 

Babababs

Be yourself, but more professional

Don’t make any huge changes to how you act

 

The_Blood_Son

Assert control over the situation through subtle body language.

Whoever is in control wins.

 

Mouse Bug

I feel like that advice is contradictory

But I’ll keep both in mind!

Thanks!

 

Babababs

Anytime

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course.

 

Ghost Girl

I’m Back!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie!

Where have you been?

 

Ghost Girl

Traveling

I’m on the outskirts of metropolis right now

 

Notactuallyanerd

NO WAY

 

Ghost Girl

YES WAY!

Am I allowed to come over tonight?

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll have to ask my mom, but I think she’ll say yes!

 

Ghost Girl

Sweet!

 

Ghost Boy

I’m super happy for you two!

You guys have to send pictures!

I mean if you’re ok with that

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah I’m chill with that

 

Notactuallyanerd

Okay I asked and she did say yes!

And yeah, I’m good with photos

Ellie, I’ll DM you my address

 

Ghost Girl

This is going to be the BEST DAY

 

Notactuallyanerd

I know right??

Hey @The_Blood_Son can you come too maybe?

 

Ghost Girl

The more the merrier!

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m afraid that I have a prior engagement.

 

Babababs

His attendance is required for the meeting tonight

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ohh right

I forgot about that

Tell me how it goes, kay?

 

The_Blood_Son

Naturally.

 

Mouse Bug

I thought it was a formal meeting though?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh it is

It’s just that I’m personally invested in the outcome

And I’m also not allowed to go

 

Mouse Bug

What’s the meeting about?

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s confidential.

 

Mouse Bug

Alright then.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I just heard the doorbell ring!!

Ellie is that you???

 

Ghost Girl

You could just open the door and check

But yeah it’s me

 

Notactuallyanerd

!!!

Just a sec

 

Ghost Boy

Aaaand they’re both offline

I wonder how that’s going to go.

 

Mouse Bug

AH FRICK

 

Babababs

What?

 

Mouse Bug

Akuma

I’m going to have to go

 

The_Blood_Son

My condolences

Stay safe

 

Babababs

Bye

 

Ghost Boy

Bye

Notes:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS
THEY MET
THEY MET YOU GUYS
i was so happy while writing this and I was so happy reading it over before posting. I haven't written out their meeting not in chat form yet, but that IS something I want to do. I want to write a bunch of scenes outside of chats, but alas, I have not. yet.

In other news I am ALSO trying to write Danny interacting with a miraculous holder for the first time but I'm only a few paragraphs in because I can't decide on a time or place. only that I want it FAR in the past so the miraculous holder doesn't know him yet either. thoughts?

Chapter 22: A Meeting In The Morning/Evening

Summary:

We find out what that meeting was about.

Notes:

Hello guys!! I legit don't know what to say in these notes hmmmmmm
I hope ur day is going well and I love u platonically
ha good notes
WAIT thank u so much to my Sister/Beta Silverarcher12! this story would not be here without her!

ok so the JL DEFINITELY has alter ego specific discord accounts. very secure though, always secure. I'm going to need to edit my username index by so much... it's getting SO LONG....

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette (Ladybug)
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max (Pegasus)
Babababs - Babs (Oracle)
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien (Chat Noir)
Batman - Bruce
Carapace - Nino
Viperion - Luka
Ryuko - Kagami
Honey Bee - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Direct Messages Between Batman AND Oracle

 

Batman

I trust everything is ready for the meeting with the Parisian heroes?

 

Oracle

Of course

You gave me more than enough time, you know.

I could have knocked this out in an hour or two, I didn’t need the entire day to do it.

 

Batman

Don’t think I haven’t noticed you playing that game when you’re working.

It was a precaution.

 

Oracle

And that’s all you’ve noticed?

 

Batman

Of course not.

However I have decided that whatever you all are up to isn’t affecting your performance in any meaningful way, so I’m going to ignore it.

 

Oracle

So you don’t actually know what’s going on

 

Batman

I haven't looked into it in depth.

 

Oracle

Wow

Well maybe you should?

There are things I should probably tell you about it, honestly.

But you not knowing yet is too funny so I’m going to hold off for now

 

Batman

Oracle, you can’t not tell me important things because my ignorance is funny.

 

Oracle

I can and will

And besides, it’s not important right now anyway

If it was I WOULD have told you

That’s what I did with the Paris situation after all.

 

Batman

What does the Paris situation have to do with the apparent video game rivalry you have with my kids?

 

Oracle

That would be telling

And it’s not like you need to know right now

 

Batman

Oracle.

 

Oracle

Batman.

Your meeting is starting soon.

 

Batman

I’m on my way.

We’re talking about this later.

 

Oracle

Call a family meeting, it’ll be funnier.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go

 

Chat Noir

Everybody awake and alive?

 

Viperion

No

 

Ladybug

Absolutely not

 

Pegasus

I’m awake

 

Ryuko

As am I

 

Honey Bee

Barely

 

Chat Noir

How are you guys not excited????

We’re going to meet the Justice League!

 

Carapace

I mean I’m excited!

I’m just also tired.

 

Viperion

^^^

 

Ladybug

I’m more nervous than excited to be honest

 

Chat Noir

Why???

 

Ryuko

They did laugh you off the last time you contacted them.

And they suddenly contact you out of the blue, wanting to meet. 

You have to admit that is a little suspicious. 

 

Ladybug

I had barely thought of that

I was thinking about how we’re going to be meeting people who have saved the actual universe while we just deal with Paris

But you’re right that is weird

 

Viperion

Well we have Pegasus

If things get weird we can always bail

 

Pegasus

True. 

 

Carapace

I doubt it’s going to come to that

Besides, we’re being asked to meet in space! No one except the Justice League would do that.

And I doubt they’re calling us all the way up there to laugh at us

 

Pegasus

Also true.

 

Ladybug

So that clears up Ryuko’s concerns, but what about me?

 

Chat Noir

I don’t think there’s anything we can do about that, sorry.

 

Ryuko

Superman might be from another planet, but you are friends with an entire box of primordial deities.

You win.

 

Ladybug

Huh

You’re right

I’m still nervous but at least I win right

 

Carapace

Exactly

 

Chat Noir

We have to go or else we’re going to be late!

 

Ladybug

I’m getting up I swear

 

Viperion

I’m already on my way

 

Carapace

Isn’t jumping around the city and texting at the same time kinda dangerous?

 

Viperion

Yes

 

Carapace

Maybe don’t do it then

 

Viperion

No

 

Carapace

Well I tried

 

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Direct message between The_Blood_Son AND Notactuallyanerd

 

Notactuallyanerd

Damian

Damian

Damian

How did it go

What happened

 

The_Blood_Son

You are aware of what time it is, right?

I would have expected you to be asleep by this time.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well normally yeah

But I had to wait up and hear what happened!

I also stayed up talking to Ellie

She’s asleep now though

 

The_Blood_Son

She’s still there?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah

Mom found out she was homeless and insisted she stay for at least one night

 

The_Blood_Son

I see.

 

Notactuallyanerd

So anyway

How did it go???

And why were you even allowed anyway

 

The_Blood_Son

I was required to go in an attempt to put the Parisian heroes at ease.

The thought is that they might be more relaxed if someone their age is present.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Did it actually help?

 

The_Blood_Son

I believe so

Ladybug was more relaxed when I was speaking

Otherwise she was incredibly anxious

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well that’s a given

According to Mouse they were shot down the only other time they talked to a Leaguer

What else did you notice about her?

And the rest of her team of course

 

The_Blood_Son

They trust each other immensely.

When Ladybug wasn't busy being a nervous wreck she was a fairly competent strategist and leader, keeping the needs of her team and people above anything else.

Her team is intelligent and cohesive, and their abilities are strong and useful.

 

Notactuallyanerd

All of them?

Wow.

What else?

 

The_Blood_Son

Due to Hawkmoth’s abilities, it was deemed dangerous for anyone in the League to enter Paris to help.

 

Notactuallyanerd

WHAT??

So they're just gonna leave these kids alone??

Again??

 

The_Blood_Son

Absolutely not!

While they all have incredible potential, most of them remain untrained

At the moment they are above average teens given power and a responsibility too big for their shoulders.

 

Notactuallyanerd

So if the League can’t actually go in and help, what ARE they gonna do?

 

The_Blood_Son

As I said before, they are untrained

The League is offering them training and resources

The idea being that if they cannot help directly they will at least help prepare them for their task.

Father has taken over most of the help

He will also be searching for the identity of their villain

Though his identity is protected by magic, so it will take some time.

 

Notactuallyanerd

So they’re getting Bat Training?

 

The_Blood_Son

It appears so.

They will use the zeta beam to travel to the cave for training once a week.

 

Notactuallyanerd

So what you’re saying is that all I have to do to meet them is be there at the right time?

 

The_Blood_Son

I suppose

 

Notactuallyanerd

YES

I wish Ellie could meet them too
She said she wanted to meet one of their little god things

I forgot what they’re called

 

The_Blood_Son

Kwamii.

They’re called Kwamii.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yes that

 

The_Blood_Son

She might have shared her secrets with us but that does not mean we can share ours with her.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I know that!

Mostly

Okay but you gotta admit how cool it would be for The WDFJ Club to know!

Ellie and GB already talk about such crazy stuff! And Mouse is starting to too now with the reveal of Paris’s situation!

 

The_Blood_Son

You cannot be serious.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m half serious

The entire time Ellies been here I’ve been thinking how nice it would be to fly with her though

She can fly

I can fly

But she doesn’t know that and I can't tell her and it’s so frustrating!!

Ask your dad?

 

The_Blood_Son

Ah.

Asking father has the implication of telling him the Ghost sibling’s secrets

He has no need to know at the moment, and telling others secrets isn't something I want to do, knowing the importance of secrets myself.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I get what you mean

WAIT

A while ago, didn’t Ghost Boy say something about getting into your dad’s good graces to learn your secrets?

This EXACT thing we’re talking about?

 

The_Blood_Son

I do remember that

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well can’t we just ask GB if we can tell your dad?

Easy peasy!

 

The_Blood_Son

We would still have to ask father if we could share as well, providing the Ghost siblings say yes at all.

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s better than suffering like this!

 

The_Blood_Son

We’ll ask tomorrow

Preferably when the sun is in the sky.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh right

Well I should probably be getting to sleep.

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed you should

Goodnight Jon.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Goodnight Dami!

Notes:

Haha superhero chats!!! I kinda deliberated about putting them in, but I did!! Yes, Jon and Dami should have been using their hero chat for that conversation but it's not like their private accounts are any more secure.

Why is Rena Rouge not there? personal stuff. I have a whole miraculous storyline in my head that goes alongside this, which deals with Lila and her Actually Magical lies. you cannot make me believe that Lila made one of THE SMARTEST kids in the NETIRE SCHOOL believe that a NAPKIN could gouge out his eye, WHILE HE WAS WEARING GLASSES. nope. suspension of disbelief does not go that far. solution? Lila is magic in at least some way. they can't help but believe her. Mari and Adrien are spared by their constant use of their miraculous. so anyway the side along story is Mari breaking her classmates out of Lila's magic web one by one. she hasn't managed Alya yet, so that's why Rena Rouge is absent :/
Rant over, sorry about that.

I AM planning to write out some In-person bits of this and add it on as a series! Eventually! I swear I'll get there, I just need to get better at writing things other than chatfic first. so expect other things from me? maybe? I REALLY want to write some of those AUs after all.

Todays Question: How Tall Do You Headcannon Danny To Be?
Personally, I'm partial to Short Boi Danny, as I too, am short.

Chapter 23: Brother Dear

Summary:

ANOTHER addition!!

Notes:

Hello my beautiful readers! I hope you are well!
I have another chapter for you, and I think you'll like it!
man what do I usually put in the notes wow. my mind is a well, and it is dry. I've been using it all day for school, which is so draining. I wish my English classes were creative writing instead of learning how to inference.
I'll probably have more in the end notes, so enjoy!

Username directory:
Ghost Boy - Danny
Mouse Bug -Marinette (Ladybug)
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Chaos - Sam
Friar Tuck - Tucker
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
DickieBird - Dick
PurpleWaffles - Steph
MyPalVal - Valerie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
Ghost Girl - Ellie
My Little Robot - Max (Pegasus)
Babababs - Babs (Oracle)
JazzHands - Jazz
Double A - Adrien (Chat Noir)
Batman - Bruce
Carapace - Nino
Viperion - Luka
Ryuko - Kagami
Honey Bee - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Zombie_Bird

Update: I’ve stolen the demon brat’s favorite katana

 

Friar Tuck

Katana??

 

MyPalVal

Can I have it?

 

Zombie_Bird

It'll make him super mad at me

So sure

Safer there than here

 

MyPalVal

You don’t know Amity Park very well

But also YESS

KATANA

 

Chaos

You getter give me a turn

 

MyPalVal

Don’t worry

 

Chaos

Sweet

In other news

I’VE stolen GB’s model rockets

 

Friar Tuck

All of them??

 

Chaos

Three of them

 

Friar Tuck

He has four

That’s as good as all of them!

 

Chaos

Give him hope

I’ll take that one later

 

Friar Tuck

If he lets it out of his sight first

 

Chaos

That won’t be a problem and you know it

 

Friar Tuck

It’s sad how true that is

 

MyPalVal

In fact

We could totally stage a reason for him to leave!

I have just the thing

 

Chaos

Save it

We’ll use it in a few days

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh boy

Oh no

This war is really heating up huh

 

MyPalVal

Heck yeah

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

While I approve of the direction

I don’t want to be anywhere near Bloodson when he finds out that thing is missing

Especially for the sake of the war

I’m leaving bye

 

Chaos

Leaving the war :)

 

SPITEandCAFEFINE

No no no I would never

I’m leaving the physical area that Bloodson is in

 

Chaos

Oh good :)

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

:)

 

Zombie_Bird

So where’re you headed?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Out of Gotham that’s for sure

I was thinking of recruiting Kon anyway

 

Zombie_Bird

You better

 

JazzHands

If GB asks who took his rockets I’m ratting you out 

 

Chaos

Jazz no!

Why!

 

JazzHands

Because first of all, it’s not like you weren’t going to tell him yourself eventually, and second, he is still my brother and it does nothing except give him more time to look

It also will make him feel less betrayed

 

Chaos

As most of the time

You are right

 

JazzHands

Oh and I also want a turn with the katana

 

MyPalVal

We can make it a party

Tucker are you in

 

Friar Tuck

A stolen sword party

Um

Sure

 

MyPalVal

Sweet

 

Chaos

If it’s a stolen sword party maybe I should steal another sword

 

Zombie_Bird

No need

I’ll do it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I see your deathwish is still as prominent as ever

 

Zombie_Bird

Death wishes for me not the other way around

 

Chaos

Ha

 

Friar Tuck

I could imagine GB saying that

 

MyPalVal

You’re right lol

I’m screenshotting that single message and sending it to him

 

Chaos

Aren’t you supposed to be enemies right now

 

MyPalVal

Always

But just because we’re enemies doesn’t mean I can’t show him funny stuff

 

Friar Tuck

Truer words dude

 

JazzHands

I can think of several

But we would be here all day if I tried to list them

 

Zombie_Bird

Can’t be here all day I got other things to do

Like steal another sword

 

JazzHands

As the only vaguely responsible person here I feel like I should probably try to stop you

But I kinda want to see what happens

 

Zombie_Bird

Jazz is on my side 

None of you can stop me now

 

MyPalVal

An honor has been bestowed upon you

Use it well

 

Zombie_Bird

I wouldn't dream of anything else

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Bye

 

Friar Tuck

Bye

 

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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

The_Blood_Son

This is a GRAVE offense!

They will be punished!!

 

Ghost Girl

Woah dude

What happened

 

Ghost Boy

No he’s right

This is unforgivable

 

The_Blood_Son

They got you as well I see

 

Mouse Bug

What happened??

 

Double A

What’s going on?

 

Ghost Boy

Chaos stole my model rockets!

They’re gone and Jazz said Chaos took them

 

The_Blood_Son

Four of my katanas are missing and SPITEandCAFFEINE has left Gotham.

Zombie_Bird is maintaining radio silence.

 

Ghost Girl

I’m sorry four of your katanas

You have more?

 

The_Blood_Son

I do

But they took my favorites

 

Ghost Boy

Why do you have so many swords??

 

Mouse Bug

He’s not my first friend to own copious amounts of swords

So I’m not really surprised

 

Notactuallyanerd

I think the real question is why don’t YOU have a lot of swords!

 

Ghost Boy

Wisdom

Well time to go invest in swords

 

Ghost Girl

Grab one for me

 

Ghost Boy

As soon as I find where she hid my rockets!!

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

They will not relinquish my possessions so easily

They mean to move this war into the offline world

 

Mouse Bug

Living in Paris has never been so frustrating before!

I want to help!

 

Double A

What about that time a guy emotionally terrorized all Parisians with mind controlling butterflies

I feel like that’s bigger than a mini feud war thing happening in america

 

Mouse Bug

Maybe I’m using hyperbole

Anyway is it a good time to mention that The WDFJ Club shirts should get there today?

Ellie I'm sorry but I didn't have an address to send yours to so I haven’t sent it yet…

 

Notactuallyanerd

Shirts!!!

YES!!!!

 

Babababs

Oh nice

I’ll be waiting!

 

Ghost Boy

haHA YEAH

I’m going to get back to searching for those rockets bye-

 

Ghost Girl

Bye GB

Anyway, Mouse, don't worry about it!

Just send the shirt to the same address you sent Jon’s to!

I’ll be staying here for the next few days AT LEAST

 

Double A

Why?

 

Notactuallyanerd

My mom found out she was basically homeless and insisted

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

But it’s been pretty cool so far!

This is the first time I’ve ever hung out with a friend when GB isn’t present!

 

Mouse Bug

Good for you!

 

Double A

If I wasn’t in Paris I would love to join you guys :(

 

Ghost Girl

I’m sure we’ll all meet eventually!

 

Double A

I hope so :D

 

Ghost Girl

Awwwwwe

 

Double A

?

 

Ghost Girl

You’re adorable

 

Double A

But you don’t know what I look like???

 

Ghost Girl

I don’t have to

 

Notactuallyanerd

You’ve never called me adorable

 

Ghost Girl

Doesn’t mean you’re not

Just means I haven’t said it

 

Double A

awwwwwe

 

Ghost Girl

Touche

Hey @Notactuallyanerd your brother is leaning over my shoulder

 

Notactuallyanerd

What??

Conner!

Rude!

 

Ghost Girl

He just scoffed

 

Notactuallyanerd

I heard him

 

Mouse Bug

I feel like you’ve mentioned your brother before

 

Notactuallyanerd

I have

In passing

 

Ghost Girl

Nice to know you talk about me

 

Mouse Bug

???

 

Ghost Girl

Oh right

Hi this is Notactuallyanerd’s brother

I stole this girl’s phone

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

 

Notactuallyanerd

Her name is Ellie

And she’s really mad right now so please give her phone back so I don’t have to hide any bodies

 

Ghost Girl

Bold of you to assume she could kill me

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bold of you to assume she can’t

 

Ghost Girl

It’s not an assumption 

 

Notactuallyanerd

It is though

In Ellie’s case

 

Ghost Girl

What does that mean??

 

Notactuallyanerd

It means that I’m pretty sure Ellie could kill you if she tried

She won’t because “Murder just makes them mad” but the point still stands

 

Ghost Girl

Wow you’re serious

Actually serious

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yep

 

Ghost Girl

She’s glaring at me

Should I be scared

 

Notactuallyanerd

You should give her her phone back

 

Ghost Girl

Only if you tell me who all these people are

And what this weird chat is about

The only other people in this chat I recognize are The_Blood_Son and Babs!

 

Mouse Bug

If you want in

You have to swear allegiance

 

Ghost Girl

What?

what is this??

 

Notactuallyanerd 

If you want the context you have to swear allegiance!

It’s nothing bad I promise

 

Mouse Bug

Harmless fun

 

Ghost Girl

Um. sure.

I swear allegiance.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Screenshotted!

You can give Ellie her phone back and we’ll add you to the chat!

 

Ghost Girl

Phone reclaimed

Your brother is on THIN ice

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah he deserves it

 

<Notactuallyanerd added The Kon Man to the chat>

 

The Kon Man

So

Who are you all

Not that most of you are online

And what the f*** is my little brother doing in a mysterious groupchat

 

Mouse Bug

Language! >:(

 

The Kon Man

Ok ok

What the FRICK is my little brother doing in a mysterious groupchat?

 

Mouse Bug

He’s one of my soldiers/students

 

The Kon Man

What

 

Notactuallyanerd

We’re fighting a virtual war against another group! Ya know, in that one game SPITEandCAFFEINE has been playing a bunch recently?

 

The Kon Man

A virtual war?

Why haven’t I heard of this before?

 

Ghost Girl

Because it’s funnier if everyone uninvolved has no idea what’s going on

 

The Kon Man

That checks out

Wait is this war the REASON that he’s been spending so much time on that game??

Is he on the other team???

 

Notactuallyanerd

You already swore allegiance!

And yeah

He’s on the other team

 

The Kon Man

Well this should be fun

 

Notactuallyanerd

It is!

 

Ghost Girl

Are you and SPITE friends?

 

The Kon Man

Yeah

 

Ghost Girl

Ahaha

Nice

My only friends are on the other team

Besides the ones I made here i mean

 

The Kon Man

What was the whole ‘students’ thing about?

 

Mouse Bug

I’m REALLY good at the game

I teach all of our new recruits

And my username and general information is off limits to the other team

It’s one of their demands to win the war

 

The Kon Man

This seems more complicated than it did upon first viewing

 

Ghost Girl

You have no idea :)

 

Notactuallyanerd

Bloodson isn’t on right now because Zombie_Bird stole a few of his swords

 

The Kon Man

Wait seriously??

 

Notactuallyanerd

And Chaos stole some of GB’s model rockets

Not that you know who they are yet

 

Double A

Hi!

 

The Kon Man

Oh hi

Who are you

 

Double A

I’m the most recent recruit before you!

I’ve been lurking but couldn’t find any point to interject

 

Ghost Girl

Couldn’t be me

 

The Kon Man

Oh cool

So how did you end up here

How did anyone end up here

I’m still confused

 

Double A

I’m here because I saw everyone playing with a friend of mine (Mouse) and wanted to know who they were and what Mouse was doing with a huge group of people I hadn’t ever heard of before

 

Mouse Bug

Well except robot

 

Double A

Except robot yeah

I know robot

 

The Kon Man

Ok so not that different from me

 

Ghost Girl

I was invited to join the war

Straight up

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah

Bloodson invited me

 

The Kon Man

So if you were invited

Why wasn’t I???

 

Notactuallyanerd

I don’t know

But you’re here now!

 

Ghost Girl

You do actually know how to play right

 

The Kon Man

Yeah I know how to play

 

Mouse Bug

You’re still getting lessons though! :D

 

The Kon Man

… sure

Wait a sec

I think SPITE is coming over

 

Notactuallyanerd

What??

Why??

 

Ghost Girl

This should be fun

 

The Kon Man

Well you did say Zombie_Bird stole some of Bloodson’s swords

Even I don’t want to be around that fall out

 

Double A

Well you can ask him when he gets there!

How did you know he was coming anyway?

 

The Kon Man

If he tells me that he’s gonna have to tell me about this weird war you guys have

 

Ghost Girl

You’re a part of it too now

 

The Kon Man

Right

 

Mouse Bug

Oh!!!

 

The Kon Man

??

 

Mouse Bug

He might want to recruit you to their side!!

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m surprised he hasn’t already!

 

Mouse Bug

They have a numbers disadvantage right now

 

The Kon Man

How many people do they have?

 

Ghost Girl

7

I think

 

The Kon Man

Then yeah they have a big disadvantage

 

Mouse Bug

You should let him recruit you

 

Notactuallyanerd

What???

 

The Kon Man

Why?

 

Mouse Bug

They’ve stolen our teammates stuff

We could retaliate with espionage

 

Ghost Girl

!!!!

That’s so cool!!!!

 

The Kon Man

I’m starting to like this idea

 

Mouse Bug

Only if he asks though

Tell us if he does!

 

The Kon Man

He’s here

I’ll tell you what happens

I’ve been here less than an hour and I’m already invested what the frick

 

Notactuallyanerd

Everyone here is interesting!

Notes:

KON!!! (how was his characterization I'm not very familiar with him-) so Jon's big bro has arrived, and we have a new aspect of the war! also RIP Damian's swords and Danny's rockets ig

SO I was wondering if any of you would be interested in a discord server for this fic? a discord server for a discord fic sounds pretty fun to me, and I WILL set it up if even two of you want it, I love talking to you guys and I want to rant about my writing in more than the notes lol

Man my notes are SHORT today.

anyway have a good day everybody I love you all platonically

Chapter 24: Shirts And Information pt 2

Summary:

packages arrive

Notes:

hello my beautiful readers! it's Thursday, which means a new chapter!... which you probably knew seeing as you're reading this right now.
haha
anyway I have an eventful chapter for you here today! I hope you enjoy!
oh, and in other news I AM doing a discord server for this fic, you can find the link in the end notes!

oh and I changed the username directory for organizational purposes, but it's even longer now whoops

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz

The FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie

I'm not doing the Miracu-lets-go or that Batfam stuff rn sorry

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between Ghost Boy AND Chaos

 

Ghost Boy

Sam where are my rockets.

 

Chaos

You’ll get them back when you surrender

 

Ghost Boy

Not if I find them first!

 

Chaos

Good luck with that

 

Ghost Boy

Seriously where did you hide them??

I’ve even searched the walls!!!

 

Chaos

How would I hide them in the walls??

 

Ghost Boy

You’d find a way don’t say you wouldn’t 

 

Chaos

True

But no i didn’t hide them in the walls

….

Which walls are you talking about

 

Ghost Boy

Sam!

I’m talking about Tucker’s walls obviously

 

Chaos

Obviously

Yeah you’re never gonna find them

 

Ghost Boy

Watch me!

 

Chaos

I will

From the safety of my house

 

Ghost Boy

What’s that supposed to mean?

 

Chaos

It means I just got a text from Tuck saying he spotted Undergrowth in the park

 

Ghost Boy

Oh FRICK

Now???

 

Chaos

You’re not doing anything important

 

Ghost Boy

MY ROCKETS ARE IMPORTANT

You obviously know that because you chose them specifically to hold for ransom!!!

 

Chaos

Undergrowth 

Park

Now

 

Ghost Boy

Fine

But I’m not done

 

Chaos

If you were that’d be pathetic

 

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GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So

I’m safe

 

Chaos

At least one of us is

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What

 

Chaos

What

 

Zombie_Bird

Did you recruit Kon yet?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah actually

Part of why I got on

 

Zombie_Bird

Then where is he

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Give me a sec

 

<SPITEandCAFFEINE added The Kon Man to the chat>

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

There 

 

The Kon Man

Sup

 

Chaos

Everything has been explained?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

To the best of my ability

 

Chaos

Cool

Welcome to the team

 

The Kon Man

Honor to be here

Truly

 

MyPalVal

Good

We might make a soldier out of you yet

 

The Kon Man

What are you talking about

I’m already a great soldier!

 

MyPalVal

Are you now?

 

The Kon Man

I might not play as often as you warmongers but I know my way around the game

 

Chaos

Well that’s good at least

But we still need to practice with you

The other team once lost because of bad teamwork

 

MyPalVal

And how embarrassing would it be to make the same mistake as them

 

Zombie_Bird

Can you play right now?

 

The Kon Man

Right now?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah right now

And yes we can

 

The Kon Man

Sure ok yeah

Let’s play

 

MyPalVal

Can’t wait to see your playing style

Newbie

 

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Direct message between Babababs AND Mouse Bug

 

Babababs

My shirt just arrived

 

Mouse Bug

Really?

What do you think?

 

Babababs

It’s fantastic!

It fits me perfectly

And it’s amazing quality!

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you so much!!!

 

Babababs

Guess another one of your secrets has come out now huh

 

Mouse Bug

What do you mean?

 

Babababs

I saw the signature

MDC

 

Mouse Bug

Asdghdh

You recognized it??!?!?

 

Babababs

SPITE is a huge fan

So is Zombie_Bird and their other older brother

Plus I’m not that much of a stranger to fashion

 

Mouse Bug

I have fans in America????

The competition is a fan?????

 

Babababs

You’re more popular than you think

Apparently

 

Mouse Bug

I wasn’t expecting any of you guys to recognize my signature

Do you think the others will???

Ugh they’re just gonna think that I made these shirts to show off

Or that I faked the signature!

What if they think that???

 

Babababs

Woah easy there

They’re going to think the shirts are awesome just like I did

And it’s not like making something for a friend out of the goodness of your heart is bragging about your skills or prestige

And I don’t think you faked the signature

So I don’t think they will either

And as for whether or not they’ll recognize it

Bloodson will, if only because SPITE sees it and tells him

He’s going to be so jealous btw

And by extension Jon and Ellie will find out that way

And Ellie will probably tell GB

So it’s safe to say that yeah they’re going to know

And even if they do it’s going to be fine

If anything they’ll all just love you more.

 

Mouse Bug

Ok
Ok

I’m good

It’s just that not a whole lot of people in my real life know about it

And I’m always afraid of how they’ll react

 

Babababs

I know how that can be

 

Mouse Bug

Are you…

Are you implying that you too have big secrets that we don’t know about?

 

Babababs

Almost everyone else has implied that by now I thought it would be my turn

 

Mouse Bug

Fair enough!

I’m sure everyone will be looking forward to the big reveal!

 

Babababs

Big reveal is right

 

Mouse Bug

Ooooh!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Boy

Just got home from looking for my models

(No luck)

When I find that Mouse Sensei’s package is waiting for me!

And it’s easily the best shirt I own

 

Mouse Bug

Ahh thank you!

 

Ghost Boy

Seriously you’re TALENTED

 

Ghost Girl

I want mineeeeee

I might just have to fly over to Paris and go get it :/

 

Double A

As much as I would love to see you in person

Please don’t

People would think you’re an Akuma

 

Mouse Bug

They would yeah

 

Ghost Girl

What if I was invisible though

 

Double A

That might work

 

Mouse Bug

Wait didn’t you say you don’t legally exist?

Wouldn’t that make it hard to get an international passport?

I doubt you can fly over an entire Ocean.

 

Ghost Girl

First! The easy solution to not being able to get a passport is to just not get one and sneak onto the planes anyway

 

Notactuallyanerd

You know you ending up in prison seems more and more likely as the days go by

Because that is very illegal

 

Ghost Girl

Would you break me out if I got put in jail for sneaking onto an airplane

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yes

But we should really just get a legal identity for you

 

Ghost Girl

If I could I would

But anyway, Second!

I can totally fly over an entire ocean, who do you take me for? 

Box Ghost?

 

Ghost Boy

Ha

I’m trying to imagine him flying over the ocean now

All I can see is him complaining that there’s no boxes in the ocean as he slowly drifts beneath the waves

 

Ghost Girl

Oh HA YES

But wait aren’t there actually boxes in the ocean though?

From like sunken ships or something?

 

Mouse Bug

Still

I’ve already sent the shirt to NAAN’s house anyway so you’re just going to have to wait

 

Ghost Girl

Darn.

 

The Kon Man

Um

Excuse me

Am I missing something????

Because I feel like I’m missing something.

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah you’re missing a lot

 

Notactuallyanerd

Sorry

 

Ghost Girl

Not like there’s been a whole lot of time to explain our entire emotionally charged chat history

 

Ghost Boy

Was that Two truths and a lie game really THAT emoitonally charged though?

 

The_Blood_Son

#13

 

Ghost Boy

AWE DARN

 

The Kon Man

Yeah I am missing a lot aren’t I

 

Ghost Boy

I WAS BEING SO CAREFUL

 

Ghost Girl

It has been awhile since you slipped up huh

 

Babababs

@The Kon Man I have a copy of all of the important parts of the chat history

I’ll send it to you so you can get caught up on context.

 

The Kon Man

You’re a life saver

Because I am so confused right now

 

Babababs

Figured

 

The Kon Man

Well I have to go

The other team is practicing right now

In the Deceptive forest in server 7 if you guys wanted to do anything

 

Ghost Boy

I’m going to go snipe Chaos for stealing my rockets

Anyone wanna come?

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ll gladly come

If only to exact some form of revenge on Zombie_Bird for his own theft.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh! Oh!

Can I come?

As Lady Pizza?

We can say you were just training me and you guys stumbled on them grinding!

 

Ghost Boy

Oh HECK yes!

Mouse Sensei joining us in battle is going to be the BEST thing!

 

The_Blood_Son

With you with us, we shall be a true force to be reckoned with

Even against their entire team

 

The Kon Man

Just try not to get me too much yes?

 

Mouse Bug

I’ll try ;)

 

The Kon Man

I got a feeling that’s the best I can hope for

 

Ghost Girl

That’s Mouse Sensei for ya

Notes:

GUYS HI
I've had multiple comments asking if MDC was a thing here, and the answer is YES!! MDC is totally a thing and I'm so excited for everyone else reactions (they have A LOT going on wow why do i create so many plot threads this wasn't supposed to have plot at first-)

Discord!!! Is a thing!!! https://discord.gg/JRuFUBW7Tn
please tell me if the link doesn't work, I'm so excited to talk to you all!!

also what do you guys think of the new username index thingie? I had it suggested to me, but it does increase the length by A TON sooo idk

ily all platonically bye 4 now

Chapter 25: VC pt 2

Summary:

idk what even r summaries
why should I know what happens in the chapter? it's not like I wrote it
oh wait...

Notes:

Hahaha yeah I'm late
I have no excuse
but at least I'm still on the day!
HA!

I hope you guys like it!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus any of Marinette's characters

The FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

I’m being sniped!

By GB!!!

 

Zombie_Bird

What?

 

Chaos

GB found us

He’s sniping me

 

Zombie_Bird

How??

 

The Kon Man

You could ask him

Wait can you ask him?

 

MyPalVal

We do have a main chat

And you have just been discovered anyway

You should be added

 

The Kon Man

Huh

 

Zombie_Bird

Bloodson is here too!

I’m also being sniped

 

MyPalVal

Did you ever think that maybe they’re going after you two

Because you literally stole from them?

 

Chaos

Yeah

Still not sorry though

 

Zombie_Bird

Same

 

Chaos

WHERE ARE THEY

They keep moving

 

MyPalVal

I hit one!

Wait never mind

He’s been healed

 

The Kon Man

I see them!

 

Chaos

Where?

 

Zombie_Bird

I also see them!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

They’ve got a third person with them

I’ ve never seen them before

 

MyPalVal

Yeah

Who the frick is Lady Pizza?

 

Chaos

They CAN’T have a new person! Not yet!

 

Zombie_Bird

Our numbers advantage has once more

Slipped through our fingers

 

Chaos

Nothing is confirmed yet

 

MyPalVal

That denial tastes good doesn’t it

 

Chaos

Shut up

We need this

 

Zombie_Bird

We’ll just get more people

Adults maybe

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We are a bit short on those aren’t we

 

MyPalVal

Well the next step is to move to WarMeeting

 

Zombie_Bird

Agreed

 

Chaos

Yeah lets go

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m already there

 

The Kon Man

I’ll wait for an invite I guess :/

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Chaos

So.

 

Ghost Boy

So.

 

Zombie_Bird

So.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So.

 

The_Blood_Son

Well then.

 

Chaos

Darn it you broke the chain!

 

The_Blood_Son

Intentionally.

 

Zombie_Bird

Heathen. 

 

MyPalVal

Why are we all using punctuation suddenly?

 

Ghost Girl

Because we can.

Looks wrong, doesn’t it?

 

MyPalVal

Yeah, yeah it does.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well I speak for all of us when I say

Punctuation is annoying and we should stop

 

Ghost Girl

Seconded

 

Ghost Boy

I’m guessing you guys are here because you noticed our new healer?

 

Chaos

Yes

But also how did you find us

 

The_Blood_Son

Our teacher was busy, so we were given the task of preparing our new teammate for the front lines.

Our running into you was a convenient coincidence.

 

Chaos

That works

I guess

 

Ghost Boy

Don’t think we didn’t notice that you guys got a new person too!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh yeah

 

MyPalVal

Did you actually just forget him

You were the one to invite him in the first place

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

It’s been awhile since I’ve slept ok??

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well you’re going to sleep while you’re here!

Mom won’t let you NOT

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ah yes

A good night's sleep

Only at your house

 

Ghost Boy

Guys are you gonna invite your new person or not?

I’ll invite ours

 

<Ghost Boy added Lady Pizza to the chat>

 

Chaos

Whoops you’re right

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh yeah

 

<SPITEandCAFFEINE added The Kon Man to the chat>

 

The Kon Man

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

Seriously

 

MyPalVal

He’s sleep deprived

 

The Kon Man

You are huh?

Go the frick to sleep

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Not yet

But in a bit

 

The Kon Man

I’m holding you to that

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah that’s fair

 

Lady Pizza

Hi!!!! :D

 

Chaos

So you’re a healer huh

 

LadyPizza

Um :/

Yes?

 

MyPalVal

Don’t think just because you’re a doctor you won’t be outside of the combat

 

Lady Pizza

:(

Darn.

 

Zombie_Bird

That reeks of sarcasm

 

Lady Pizza

That’s because it was :)

 

PurpleWaffles

YO WHAT'D I MISS

 

Lady Pizza

A lot :)

 

PurpleWaffles

Who are you

Wait is that Kon?

 

The Kon Man

The one and only

 

PurpleWaffles

Wow I did miss a lot

 

The_Blood_Son

I believe we were in the middle of a skirmish.

Are we going to return to the game or are we simply going to continue talking about new team members?

 

Chaos

I’m getting back on for sure

 

Zombie_Bird

Same

 

Lady Pizza

I never left ;)

 

PurpleWaffles

What’s up with you and text emotes??

 

Lady Pizza

Do you not like it? :’(

 

PurpleWaffles

It is starting to creep me out yeah

 

Lady Pizza

All the reason to continue! >:D

 

PurpleWaffles

Devil child

Wait are you a child?

 

Lady Pizza

Yes :/

Unfortunately >:/

Anyway I have to play! :)

Ask your team for the location if you want to join us ;)

 

PurpleWaffles

I will

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Boy

Success!

 

Double A

At what?

 

Ghost Girl

They don’t suspect Kon of being a spy!

And they don’t suspect “Lady Pizza” of being our real teacher!!!

Speaking of

@Lady Pizza

What’s up with you and the emoticons??

 

Lady Pizza

I used one and then I decided to just continue using them

 

Notactuallyanerd

I like it personally!

 

Double A

Yeah me too!

 

Ghost Girl

Awwwe lookit the sunshine bois!

 

Notactuallyanerd

:D

 

The Kon Man

Just a sec

Who’s Lady Pizza?

She new too?

 

Lady Pizza

This is my (Mouse Bug’s) alt

 

The Kon Man

Oh

Ooooh

I get it!

 

The_Blood_Son

Back to the battlefield with you all!

 

Ghost Boy

VC???

 

Lady Pizza

VC!!!!

 

The_Blood_Son

I will consent to joining a call

 

Ghost Girl

Sweeet

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s one too many ‘e’s

 

Ghost Girl

Frick you

I’m going to add as many Es as I want!

Sweeeeeet!!!

 

The_Blood_Son

Those who do not learn never change

 

Ghost Girl

I learn other things

Just not proper spelling and grammar

 

<Lady Pizza started a call>

 

LP [hello everyone!!]

 

GB [oh my gosh hi!]

 

GG [somehow, despite knowing you’re from Paris, I didn’t expect the accent. I like it.]

 

LP [thank you!]

 

DA [do you like my accent?]

 

LP [we have the same accent.]

 

DA [still!]

 

GG [yeah I like your accent]

 

DA [thank you!!]

 

TBS [I suggest we focus on the matter at hand instead of going off on useless tangents.]

 

GB [wow Bloodson you sound so FANCY]

 

NAAN [he really does.]

 

GG [Hi Jon!!]

 

NAAN [Hi Ellie!!]

 

DA [wait aren’t you guys in the same room right now? I can hear the echo.]

 

GG [we can be excited about what we want thanks.]

 

TBS [Everyone. The battle.]

 

GB [oh whoops yeah. I just nailed Waffles for you Jon.]

 

NAAN [really?]

 

GB [she was right on you!]

 

GG [I’m on the other side of the map fighting Conner. That’s why I didn’t see.]

 

LP [you’re fighting Conner?]

 

GG [we’re pretending to fight each other]

 

LP [ah ok.]

 

DA [I died]

 

GB [come back]

 

DA [on my way!]

 

TBS [Ghost Boy, Chaos and Zombie Bird are planning a double attack on you. Get out of there if you want to live.]

 

GB [or I could counter attack and get two kills!]

 

TBS [Just don’t die.]

 

GB [I survived. And gained two kills. Ha.]

 

TBS [I’m so proud.]

 

GB [I feel so appreciated right now.]

 

LP [I’m choking on the sincerity]

 

GG [GUYS]

 

GB [that echo really is awful]

 

LP [what is it?]

 

GG [I just had the most brilliant idea.]

 

TBS [do tell.]

 

GG [I’m in the same house as SPITE. I could totally sabotage him!]

 

NAAN [that IS a brilliant idea!]

 

GG [my laptop is mobile too so I won’t have to leave the battlefield!]

 

NAAN [my computer isn’t. Sadly.]

 

GB [this should be good]

 

GG [*muffled motion noises* *muffled footsteps* SURPRISE BENCH!!! *High pitched male screech* WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?? *other male laughs* ]

 

LP [what was that??]

 

GG [my sabotage. What? Oh yeah, I’m on a VC. lol my name is Ellie, ringing any bells? *Muffled male yelling* *female laughter* ]

 

NAAN [I could hear that from my room. I wish I could have come that sounded AWESOME!]

 

TBS [I am disappointed in SPITE. He should have heard her coming.]

 

GG [dude, he is sooooo sleep deprived right now. There was NO chance of him hearing me.]

 

GB [so anyway I just spawn killed SPITE 4 times]

 

LP [good for you!]

 

GG [I would help but *laughs* I’m a bit preoccupied!]

 

NAAN [yeah, she’s spawn killing him IRL. Conner can’t fight either because he’s laughing too hard.]

 

LP [hey Bloodson, do you want to combo kill Waffles and Val?]

 

TBS [That would be wonderful.]

Notes:

Yooooo what's up my fabulous readers!!! I have a bad headache right now OW why am I writing with a headache-
my mom just brought me ice cream thanks mom

so how was the chapter? haha it was actually prewritten so I've forgotten what happens
I know that the team VCd tho so that's cool

ALSO!!!!!! Jeanette9a made art of their game avatars!!! they're SO GOOD!!! go check them out @ her deviant art page... which I have lost oh my gosh I'm so sorry! I just look at them on the discord art channel so. um.
but yeah they're AMAZING seriously

Question of the day! what's your "main" fandom? I'm most active in the Danny Phantom phandom myself, but if the DP fandom wasn't so gosh darn inviting then I would probably main Detective Conan/Magic Kaito tbh.

Chapter 26: An Unexpected Plot Thread

Summary:

Something happens that not even I, the AUTHOR, saw coming. and now I actually have to follow up on it. Frick u Jason.

Notes:

REMEMBER TO READ THE END NOTES THERE'S AN IMPORTANT THERE

ok yes hi
I'm here
with ANOTHER chapter can u believe it

SHOUT OUT TO MY SISTER!!!! She's turning 18 tomorrow, and I am not ready to be the oldest *child* in our family O_o

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird
Zombie_Bird
SPITEandCAFFEINE
The_Blood_Son
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

Tim????

What the frick was that???

You too Kon!!

 

The Kon Man

THAT WAS HILARIOUS

 

Zombie_Bird

And what exactly is “That”

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah!

Seriously

You guys just threw the battle!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

KON

YOU KNEW SHE WAS HERE

 

The Kon Man

Yeah but I didn’t know she was involved

They haven’t mentioned the war since she got here

 

Chaos

Wait

Who?

And I’m still waiting on that explanation

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Flipping Ellie.

You know.

Ghost Girl.

The opposition.

 

The Kon Man

Again

She was only introduced as “A friend of Notactuallyanerd’s”

I had no idea

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

They were on a voice call!!

Why didn’t you warn me??

 

The Kon Man

I thought it’d be funny

I was right, by the way.

 

Chaos

Wait Ellie’s at your house?

Right now?

 

MyPalVal

Seriously?!!?!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

YEAH

 

Zombie_Bird

That still doesn’t explain how you threw the match

 

The Kon Man

She tackled him from behind

It was AWESOME

 

Zombie_Bird

Tim did you actually let a young child get the jump on you

Like actually

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Weren’t we JUST talking about how sleep deprived I am??

 

Chaos

Oh right

 

Zombie_Bird

Get some f***ing sleep then!

 

MyPalVal

LANGUAGE

 

PurpleWaffles

Why are guys so against swearing?

No offense but Val you give me the vibes of someone who would say f*** all the time

 

MyPalVal

There are certain words that you just don’t say in Amity Park

Any and all curse words are a part of that taboo

Emphasis on the word ‘curse’

 

Chaos

Legit no one in Amity swears

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s…

Really weird

 

The Kon Man

I agree what the

Frick

 

MyPalVal

You thought about it

 

The Kon Man

I did

 

Zombie_Bird

No but seriously that’s Weird

With a capital W

 

MyPalVal

The world is a weird place Jason

I’d have thought this war’s existence would have taught you that

 

Zombie_Bird

I know the world is weird!

More than you know

But an ENTIRE TOWN deciding not to use swears because they’re ‘cursed’ is a little out there

 

MyPalVal

Visit sometime.

You’ll catch on quick.

 

Chaos

Yeah 

It is A Nice Place To Live after all

 

MyPalVal

Lol

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You guys are creeping me out

Good job that’s pretty hard

 

Zombie_Bird

I’ll just stalk your town on google maps

Actually going there seems a bit much

 

MyPalVal

Scared?

 

Zombie_Bird

Whatever would give you that idea

 

Chaos

Maybe your unwillingness to visit a normal midwestern town

After being invited, no less

 

PurpleWaffles

I’d visit

But I have school :/

 

MyPalVal

If Jason does actually end up coming he can bring a picture of you

It’ll be like you’re actually here!

 

PurpleWaffles

Awww thanks!

Jason you better go 

I want pictures and everything

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah and the other team is meeting up

We should too

Can’t let them have any advantage after all

 

Zombie_Bird

You’re just saying that so you can get out of them asking you

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m BUSY

 

Zombie_Bird

Doing what

Hiding from your little brother?

 

Chaos

Jason just get your butt over here so you can say you went

 

Zombie_Bird

FINE

Sheesh you guys are pushy

 

PurpleWaffles

Remember to bring a picture of me!

 

Zombie_Bird

Fine

 

MyPalVal

You should already have Chaos’s address

See you soon!

 

Zombie_Bird

See ya

 

----------  

 

Direct message between Batman AND Red Hood

 

Red Hood

Hey B

Just letting you know I’m not going to be in Gotham for a few days

Just so you know

 

Batman

Where are you going?

 

Red Hood

Why do you need to know?

 

Batman

Is this because you stole Robin’s katanas?

 

Red Hood

What?

No!

I’m not running away from that

I’m not RR

 

Batman

He did say something about staying with the Kents for awhile

 

Red Hood

Yep.

Ran at the first sign of trouble.

 

Batman

Hood, why did you steal those swords?

 

Red Hood

Does it matter?

 

Batman

Yes.

It does.

 

Red Hood

You’re a detective

Figure it out

 

Batman

Hood.

 

Red Hood

B.

 

Batman

Where are you going?

 

Red Hood

Again

Why do you need to know

 

Batman

Does anyone know where you’re going?

 

Red Hood

Yeah

RR and Batgirl do

So you really don’t need to know where I’m going

Plus this isn’t even vigilante business!

It’s recreational!

 

Batman

I’ve never known you to take a recreational trip.

 

Red Hood

RR pressured me into going

Blame him

 

Batman

I might.

Depending on what happens on your trip.

 

Red Hood

It’s literally going to be so boring

 

Batman

When has anything simple or boring ever gone to plan in your entire life?

 

Red Hood

Point.

See ya in like

4 days or something

Maybe sooner

 

Batman

Have a safe trip.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - the FAM

 

Dickiebird

Am I crazy or did Damian just walk by with an MDC original on???

 

ArchDuke

What?

 

Babababs

Oh Duke!

I haven’t seen you on here recently

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I think you might be crazy

There’s no way

 

Babababs

Actually

There is a way

 

ArchDuke

????

 

Dickiebird

What do you mean there’s a way

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Tell us what you know

 

Babababs

I won’t tell you

I’ll show you

<Picture of Babs wearing a purple shirt, showing off the MDC signature>

I’m still not telling you how I got it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

BABS WHAT

HOW DID YOU GET THAT

 

Babababs

Literally just told you I wasn’t going to tell you that

 

ArchDuke

Babs

That’s so cool

 

Babababs

Thanks!

 

Dickiebird

I…

We’ve been trying to get MDC originals forever…

Wait, if you have one then Damian really DID have one??

Where did he get it???

 

Babababs

Well we got it from the same place

So you don’t get to know

 

Dickiebird

Why are there so many things I’m not allowed to know recently???

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

No

No no no

NO

 

Babababs

You ok there?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I JOINED THE WRONG SIDE

 

Babababs

Heck yeah you did

 

Dickiebird

Side?

Oh is this still that other thing too?

The one where I had to pick a side to get context?

 

Babababs

The one and only

Though if you’re nice to me I could commission something for you

 

Dickiebird

You would??

 

Babababs

Yeah

I mean they offered

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

They did????

How

HOW

 

Babababs

I just have cooler teammates than you

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

THEY’RE ON YOUR TEAM?!??!?!

Who is it

Please I need to know

 

Babababs

No clothes for the enemy Tim

But I’ll tell them you like their work!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You better

 

ArchDuke

I’m so confused

 

Dickiebird

You and me both buddy

Notes:

OK so in Anime, a good season can last up to 26 episodes, or around there. this isn't the last chapter in my buffer, but I don't want to post the next few chapters without finishing up what I was doing with them. they're being super difficult, but it should be at least a little sorted in the next couple days.
That said, I'm going on Hiatus! and I'm NOT abandoning it. this story is my baby and I'm not leaving it till it's done. I just need some time to fill my buffer, finalize plot threads that've been dangling for a while, and work on my mental health related writers block. As I do have at least 3 1/2 chapters in my buffer atm, the hiatus shouldn't be that long.
ok, serious stuff over!
~~~~~

AHHH ok ok
after finishing this chapter I had to leave for a moment to ask myself WHAT THE FRICK DID I JUST WRITE
Jason was NOT supposed to do this, but he had other ideas, apparently. it's working out though, so thanks Jason?? I guess???

ALSO DUKE!! he doesn't have much of a part atm, but I wanted him to show up at least

Question of the day: What should I get my sister for her birthday? I would write her a ficlet from a fandom of her choosing, but THIS fic is the only one she likes, so i can't do that. I need ideas.

The chapters following the Hiatus are going to be GREAT so please bear with me :D

Chapter 27: Happy Valentine's Day!

Summary:

Still on Hiatus, but have a Valentine's special as a treat ig

Notes:

Hello everybody! I'm not off Hiatus I'm so sorry! but in the meantime, have this semi-canon Valentine's Day special! I had to try sooo hard to not have anyone reveal anything here so it wouldn't impact the plot lol. it got off topic anyway.

I love you all (platonically) and I'm so grateful for your patience during this Hiatus!

oh, and btw this chapter was unbeta'd! I haven't even told my beta that I'm posting this whoops I should probably do that. or I could let the others on the discord server do that. ok people on the discord server talk about this chapter and confuse Silvie please!

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

Happy Valentine's day! <3

I love you all platonically!

 

The_Blood_Son

I do not understand the need for this holiday.

 

Ghost Girl

Of course you don’t

 

Ghost Boy

Happy Valentine’s!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Happy Valentine’s day everybody!!

 

The_Blood_Son

I simply don’t see the need for a specific day to tell those you love that you love them

If you truly loved them then you wouldn’t have to have a special day to say anything

 

Ghost Girl

Ok that’s a good point

 

Babababs  

Happy singles awareness day

 

Double A

Out of curiosity, is there anyone on this chat who isn't single?

I don't think I've ever seen any significant others mentioned

 

Ghost Boy

Come to think of it

You're right

 

The Kon Man 

Unfortunately 

I am single

 

Notactuallyanerd

Same

 

Ghost Girl

Nice

 

The Kon Man

Is my brother's  solitude funny to you??

 

Ghost Girl

Not funny

Nice

 

Notactuallyanerd 

???

 

Ghost Boy

Haha

 

The_Blood_Son

I have never deemed anyone suitable for a relationship with me.

 

Mouse Bug

Not even anyone in here?

 

The_Blood_Son 

I have not met most of you in person yet.

If and when we do it might be a different story.

Might.

 

Mouse Bug

I'll take it

Anyway I am also single

Despite my best efforts

 

Double A

What?

Don't half the guys in our school have crushes on you?

 

Mouse Bug

Oh Double A

Oh you sweet naive child

 

Double A

What?

What did I do??

 

Mouse Bug

It's what you didn't do

But anyway that ship has sailed

I'm crushless atm

 

Double A

???

 

Ghost Girl

Oh HAHAHA that's funny

 

Babababs

If he didn't notice he wasn't the one

 

Mouse Bug

Yep

 

Ghost Boy

So none of us have significant others?

 

Babababs

Looks like it

 

Ghost Girl

Huh

Well I guess here it really is Single’s Awareness Day

 

Mouse Bug

Anyone have any special plans for today?

I mean I know none of us are dating at the moment

But I personally have a movie night with some friends planned

 

Ghost Boy

Chaos, Tuck and I are also having a movie night

We’re going to roast cheesy rom coms

 

Ghost Girl

Oh that sounds fun

Jon can we do that too?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Uh sure

Hey Bloodson wanna join us?

 

The_Blood_Son

Fortunately I have other responsibilities

 

Babababs

Family game night

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh

Have fun!

 

Babababs

We will!

 

The_Blood_Son

I make no promises.

 

Ghost Girl

Babs can you make sure he has fun

 

Babababs

Will do

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ve been betrayed

Ghost Girl I trusted you

And yet you’ve turned one of our own against me

 

Mouse Bug

I don’t think making sure you have a good time counts as betrayal

And anyway, as your Sensei I order you to have fun

Please

 

The_Blood_Son

Your advice has never steered me wrong in the past

Alright, I will make my best attempt.

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you

 

Ghost Girl

Wow you’re good

 

The_Blood_Son

No, she simply has more authority than you.

 

Ghost Girl

Wow ok

 

Double A

I’m not doing anything for Valentine’s

Well, nothing except going through a bunch of mail

Again

 

My Little Robot

Can’t you ask your father’s secretary to go through them for you?

 

Double A

She already has enough on her plate, I can do this myself

And it can be fun sometimes anyway

 

Ghost Boy

Such rich boy vibes~

 

The Kon Man

Why would you be getting so much mail anyway?

 

Double A

Oh uh

No reason

Well, not one I’m ready to disclose

 

The Kon Man

Alright then

 

Mouse Bug

You could send some to me and I’d help

I’ll send you back the good ones

 

Double A

I might do that

Thanks!

 

Mouse Bug

No problem!

Our foxy friend has consented to coming, she should find some of em funny

 

Double A

She has?

This is great news!

 

Mouse Bug

I know right??

 

Ghost Girl

I’m a little confused

Who is this so called Foxy Friend

 

Mouse Bug

Someone I’m trying very hard to reconnect with

 

The Kon Man

Well then congratulations!

 

Notactuallyanerd

!!!

Yay!!!

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah I’m excited

 

Ghost Boy

Oh FRICK FRICK FRICK

 

The_Blood_Son

Is something wrong?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you ok???

 

Ghost Girl

You should have expected this tbh

 

Double A

???

 

Mouse Bug

Expected what?

 

Ghost Boy

There’s a city wide ghost attack happening

 

Ghost Girl

Haha

I’m laughing at your pain

 

Ghost Boy

Thanks. 

 

The_Blood_Son

That sounds serious. 

 

Mouse Bug

Will you be ok?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah I’ll be fine

Probably

The worst that’ll happen is I’ll be love-brainwashed for a few hours, nothing to worry about

 

Babababs

That sounds like something I’d worry about

 

Ghost Boy

Well I won’t worry about it

 

Double A

Be careful!

There’s no Ladybug cure where you are!

 

Ghost Boy

We don’t need it anyway

 

Ghost Girl

Well you don’t need it, but it would be nice every once in a while huh

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah well I’m just going to go ask whoever it is to please leave us alone

I’ll get back to you guys later

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t die.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Good luck!

 

The Kon Man

Have fun!

 

Mouse Bug

Bring me back a souvenir!

 

Ghost Boy

No. 

 

Babababs

Even to Bloodson’s advice?

 

Ghost Boy

Eh

I’ll try

For you

 

Babababs

I’m touched

 

----------

 

Ghost Boy

That actually WORKED

 

Notactuallyanerd

What?

 

Ghost Boy

I asked them nicely to leave and they DID

 

Mouse Bug

Wow

I wish Akuma were that polite

 

Ghost Girl

Kon Man is magic confirmed

He gave you good luck

 

The Kon Man

What

 

Ghost Girl

Ask The Luck Man for good luck to have good luck next time you’re attacked

 

My Little Robot

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

Double A

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

Babababs

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

Mouse Bug

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

Notactuallyanerd

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

The Kon Man

Oh come on!

 

Ghost Girl

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

The_Blood_Son

The Luck Man may I have some luck?

 

Ghost Boy

The Luck Man may I have some more luck?

 

The Kon Man

All of you can have luck

Except GB, he already got some.

 

Ghost Boy

Wow 

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yes!! 

 

Babababs

Time to test this out scientifically

 

The_Blood_Son

If you get attacked on purpose…

 

Ghost Girl

Hahahaha…

 

Mouse Bug

My friends are here!

I’ll get back to you guys later :D

 

Ghost Boy

Bye Mouse Sensei!

 

The_Blood_Son

Farewell, Sensei.

Notes:

HAHAHAHA IT'S ME! I'M STILL HERE! I'm doing better but I still won't be posting again for a while I'm so sorry. but! we have a lot of fun on the discord server for this fic, which I visit daily! we talk about this, along with a BUNCH of other stuff and fandoms. I also talk about my other fic ideas and AUs, and have in the past teased future chapters n stuff!

Happy Valentine's Day / Single's Awareness Day! every one of you is one of my platonic valentines! if you're ok with that obviously

see you in an undetermined amount of time!

Chapter 28: Never Have I Ever

Summary:

I'm off Hiatus guys!!!

Notes:

GUYS GUESS WHAT
I'M BACK
this isn't a one-off chapter like the previous one was! That said, my update schedule is going to be very different. I am now going to update every other Wednesday, that good?
I am SO STOKED to be back! I have a healthy buffer full of content I can't wait to share! and I hope you guys are just as excited as I am
without further ado (besides the username thingie), HERE'S THE CHAPTER!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

Jon is at schoooool

I’m so boooored

 

Ghost Boy

He’s not the only one

 

Mouse Bug

Suckers

 

Notactuallyanerd

Lucky

 

Double A

I would be lucky

Except I have to work :(

 

Ghost Girl

Sad life for u then

 

Babababs

You work?

 

Double A

Yeah

Family business

 

Mouse Bug

While technically true 

Also a massive understatement

 

Double A

Well the only reason I do it is for the family

 

My Little Robot

Also because your Father wouldn’t let you stop even if you asked.

 

Double A

Yeah that too

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait Double A

Is your dad forcing you to work?

 

Double A

It’s not the worst thing in the world!

I just have other things I’d rather be doing

Like hanging out with friends

 

Mouse Bug

Or doing anything a normal teen would

 

Double A

That. 

 

Ghost Boy

Not to be rude, but your dad sounds like a jerk

 

Double A

All of my friends say that

 

Babababs

Then they’re probably right

Is there anything else about him we should know?

 

Mouse Bug

Tons

 

Double A

Mouse!

 

Mouse Bug

A!

Well anyway

A’s dad wouldn’t let him go to public school for most of life, deeming it “Dangerous”

 

Ghost Boy

Wow uh

Not nice

 

Mouse Bug

He was basically kept prisoner in his own house

Except for when he was driven to his mandated ‘work’ and ‘extracurriculars’

A lot of which A had no choice in attending

 

Double A

I actually like most of them though

 

Mouse Bug

The problem is the lack of choice Kitty

 

Double A

I know

 

Babababs

Well then.

I don’t like this guy.

 

Ghost Boy

Me either

 

Ghost Girl

SAME

 

Notactuallyanerd

Did you even have friends???

Locked up like that???

 

Double A

I had one!

 

Mouse Bug

Ah yes, the only friend you were allowed

My childhood bully

 

Double A

She’s getting better

 

Mouse Bug

She is and I’m proud of her

 

My Little Robot

She still has a long way to go before she gains the trust of the class

Especially with the Liar in control

 

Ghost Girl

ooOOooOOh

Juicy drama??

 

Mouse Bug

That’s my entire life right there

 

Ghost Girl

I was gonna say ‘sweet’ but then realized it’s not so sweet for you

Sweet stories though!

 

Mouse Bug

It does make for some interesting stories yeah

 

Babababs

Feel like sharing?

 

Mouse Bug

Not particularly

 

Ghost Girl

Well if you don’t want to tell a story

Why don’t we play a GAME????

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait 

You’re not talking about the game I told you about last night are you

 

Ghost Girl

You have to admit playing that with this group would be HILARIOUS 

 

Notactuallyanerd

Why did I tell you about that

 

Babababs

Tell her about what?

 

Ghost Boy

A game

 

Mouse Bug

Thanks Captain Obvious!

 

Ghost Boy

Just doing my job

No need to thank me

 

Ghost Girl

Wait if we’re going to play we need EVERYONE

Quick

GB

Make a spelling mistake

It’ll summon Bloodson

I’ll get Kon

SPITE is sleeping anyway

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie I’m not sure that’ll work

Babs can you just go get him instead?

 

Babababs

I haven’t seen him in awhile

He’s still looking for his sword and I do NOT want to get in the way

 

Ghost Boy

Ok fine

I’ll try to make a speling mistake

 

The_Blood_Son

#14

 

Ghost Boy

THAT WORKED???

 

Double A

Are you guys MAGIC??

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m starting to think so

 

Babababs

Maybe we should get you checked out with Z

 

The_Blood_Son

I require no such thing

I am fine, and completely unmagical.

 

Ghost Boy

Sure

Suuuure

 

My Little Robot

What game are we playing anyway?

I don’t think Ellie ever mentioned which one.

 

The_Blood_Son

I must return to my search.

Farewell.

 

Babababs

HOLD IT

You’ve been searching for over a day now

Take a flippin break

Besides I heard from Waffles that Zombie is going out of town so it’s likely that he took your swords with him

Stay and play with us

 

The_Blood_Son

Alright.

But only for this game.

 

Double A

Does anyone know what we’re playing?

 

Notactuallyanerd

I do

But we’ll wait for Ellie and Kon

 

The Kon Man

A game huh

 

Ghost Girl

We’re back!

Oh and you did get Bloodson to come

Nice

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie what’re we playing?

 

Mouse Bug

We’ve been in suspense long enough!

 

Ghost Girl

We’re playing….

Never Have I Ever!!!!

 

----------

 

Direct message between Batman AND Red Robin

 

Batman

Red Robin, I need to speak with you.

 

Red Robin

B?

You woke me up

This’d better be imprtnt

 

Batman

Where is Hood going?

 

Red Robin

You seriously woke me up for this

 

Batman

Yes.

 

Red Robin

Fine.
He’s going to some midwestern town called Amity Park.

 

Batman

He’s going to Amity Park?

Where would he have even heard of that place?

 

Red Robin

You’ve heard of it?

When I looked it up I could barely find anything.

Just sounds like a normal town.

 

Batman

Zatanna warned me about it.

 

Red Robin

Z did??

 

Batman

Yes.

She went there to investigate a massive power surge over a year ago and came back with a warning for the league to never set foot there.

 

Red Robin

What’s wrong with it?

 

Batman

Zatanna didn’t elaborate very much, but she appeared very shaken.

She simply said that there were forces at work in Amity Park that should stay in Amity Park.

If they ever left, then we would deal with them.

Zatanna assures us that whatever the problem is, it is contained for now.

 

Red Robin

Oh.

Oh wow.

 

Batman

So where did you hear of it in the first place?

 

Red Robin

Ask Oracle.

I’m not going to be the one to spill the beans.

 

----------

 

Direct message between Batman AND Oracle

 

Batman

Oracle.

 

Oracle

What is it B?

I’m kind of in the middle of something.

 

Batman

Do you recognize the name “Amity Park”?

 

Oracle

Yeah

Are you finally catching on to what’s going on?

 

Batman

Not as much as I’d like to be.

 

Oracle

So why do you ask?

 

Batman

Hood is on his way there.

Zatanna warned everyone away from that town.

When I asked Red Robin how he knew about it, he told me to ask you.

 

Oracle

He didn’t want to be the one to spill the secret huh

And yeah I already knew about Z’s warning

I’m not surprised Hood didn’t, or else he never would have gone.

I even know what the warning is about

 

Batman

And yet you seem unconcerned.

 

Oracle

Yeah Hood will be fine.

He never would have gone if he had known, but he will be fine.

I’ve been thinking about visiting myself, honestly.

 

Batman

What’s happening in that town?

 

Oracle

You remember right before the meeting with the Miraculous Team, when I ‘held important information from you because it was funny’

 

Batman

How could I forget.

 

Oracle

Well this is that.

And believe it or not, it’s still inconsequential! 

So you’ll either have to go see for yourself, or wait till the problem overflows.

Which it might not.

OR you could wait until one of us cracks and spills the beans about everything that’s been happening.

 

Batman

Hmmm.

 

Oracle

Well you’re not the only person I’m talking to right now so I’m going to go pay attention to the other conversation.

Bye

 

Batman

Goodbye.

Notes:

GUYS
this whole Never Have I Ever game took waaaay too long to complete lol
ha I just told the discord that I'm coming off hiatus, it's really nice to see that kind of enthusiasm
lol one of the reasons I went on hiatus in the first place was because i thought posting was giving me anxiety, but it turns out that posting GETS RID of my anxiety so THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for making me feel so welcome on this platform, I'm not leaving if I can help it.

OH AND TOMORROW IS THE BETA'S BIRTHDAY
I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING SILVIE I'M SO SORRY
ME COMING OFF HIATUS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT IG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SISTER!!!!!!!

I THRIVE off of comments, literally it seems, so I would really appreciate your thoughts :D

oh and one more thing, another link to the discord server!! we have so much fun over here, and I'm online everyday!
https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfF

Chapter 29: Never Have I Ever pt 2

Summary:

The game begins...

Notes:

Heyyy guyyys! It's me! back with another chapter!!
oh gosh this one is SO long compared to my normal length, not really a good way to break it up tho lol
there's A LOT here, and bunch of headcanons to go along with it, so I hope you enjoy!
anyway, have fun!!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

Ooooh nooooo

 

Notactuallyanerd

This is going to be a disaster

 

The Kon Man

Are you kidding this is going to be GREAT

 

Notactuallyanerd

A great disaster then

 

Ghost Boy

I have almost nothing left to reveal at this point

Let’s do it

 

Mouse Bug

Almost???

 

The_Blood_Son

This should be rather interesting.

 

Double A

I’ve never played before

How do you play?

 

Mouse Bug

Innocent A

We’ll explain

 

Babababs

How are we doing this anyway?

What kind of point system are we using?

 

Ghost Girl

We should have two people keep track so the scribe doesn’t cheat

 

Babababs

I nominate myself as one scribe

 

Ghost Boy

I’ll be the other

 

Ghost Girl

Cool

 

Mouse bug

So anyway when one person takes a turn they say

“Never have I ever” and then something they’ve never done

Everyone who ALSO has not done the thing gets a point

Those who have, don’t

And the turn taker gets one point no matter what, and two if everyone has done the thing

 

My Little Robot

First to how many points wins?

 

Ghost Girl

There are nine of us, so twelve?

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t see the logic in that but I do agree

 

Double A

Ok! I think I get it!

 

The_Blood_Son

So, the person with the most boring life wins?

You are rewarded for your lack of experience?

 

Mouse Bug

That’s the game!

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ve never actually played before

But this is not the group I thought I’d be playing it with

 

The Kon Man

Same 

But it’s going to be amazing if the chat history Babs sent me is any indication

I’m only half way through but still

 

Babababs

Oh it is

 

Notactuallyanerd

Let’s play!

 

Double A

So who goes first?

 

Ghost Girl

Why don’t you go?

Since it is your first time and all.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh this is going to be hard

There’s so much A hasn’t done

 

Double A

Thanks?

 

The_Blood_Son

That shouldn’t be a compliment

 

Double A

Ok!

Never Have I Ever worn anything bought at a store like Walmart

 

Mouse Bug

DOUBLE A WHY

 

Ghost Boy

WHAT, YOU MEAN MY CLOSET??

 

Ghost Girl

Low blow…

 

My Little Robot

Walmart?

 

Double A

Like Carrefour.

 

My Little Robot

I’m afraid I have done that.

 

Double A

I play to win

 

The_Blood_Son

On the contrary, I also have not worn any Walmart clothes.

 

The Kon Man

Rich boys.

Both of you.

 

Notactuallyanerd

:(

 

Babababs

As I have also worn walmart clothes, only Bloodson and A get a point

Darn

I say Bloodson goes next, on account of his victory

 

The_Blood_Son

While I personally believe I have quite the interesting life, I will still win.

Never Have I Ever met my biological father before the age of ten.

 

Notactuallyanerd

NO

WHY

 

Ghost Boy

Darn it all

 

Mouse Bug

Frick u

 

The Kon Man

AHAHAHA SUCKERS

I’VE NEVER MET MY BIO DAD

 

Mouse Bug

That doesn’t feel like something to brag about but ok

 

The_Blood_Son

This game turns everything on its head

 

My Little Robot

I grew up with my dad.

 

Double A

:(

 

Babababs

Yeah I’ve met my dad

 

Ghost Girl

Help does this apply to me???

 

Ghost Boy

Um.

Good question.

I think it does.

 

Ghost Girl

Darn.

 

The Kon Man

It’s a pretty simple question

 

Ghost Girl

You would know if you had read the entire chat history already

Chronologically, I’m only a year and a bit old

 

The Kon Man

What

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie is Ghost Boy’s clone

 

Ghost Boy

Created by my creepy godfather

 

The Kon Man

Oh

Wow

 

Ghost Girl

:)

 

The Kon Man

:)

 

Mouse bug

Awww

 

The_Blood_Son

We were in the middle of a game.

 

Ghost Girl

Whoops sorry

Who’s next?

 

Babababs

Well on my scorekeeping paper Jon’s name is next

Go, Jon

 

Notactuallyanerd

Me??

Ok um

Never Have I Ever worn socks with sandals

 

Ghost Boy

Dude

How could you

:(

 

Mouse Bug

HA

A POINT

:)

 

Double A

Also point!

:)

 

Ghost Girl

Are we using the emoticons to say our answer now?

In that case

:)

 

The_Blood_Son

:)

 

Babababs

:(

 

The Kon Man

:)

 

Notactuallyanerd

Don’t lie

 

The Kon Man

:(

 

My Little Robot

:(

 

Ghost Girl

Wow speed round!!

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah 

I like this point system

 

The_Blood_Son

Ghost Boy, you are a heathen.

 

Ghost Boy

No 

YOU ALL are the heathens!!

 

Babababs

I gotta agree with GB

Wearing socks with sandals is Not That Bad

 

Babababs

:(

The scores are looking a little odd right about now

 

Ghost Boy

They are aren’t they

 

Ghost Girl

What do they look like?

 

Ghost Boy

Right now, neither of the scorekeepers have any points

It’s very sad

 

Mouse Bug

Sad for you maybe

 

Ghost Girl

Perfect for us

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow you guys are competitive

 

Ghost Girl

Because of how we met 

You should really know this by now

 

Notactuallyanerd

I really should yeah

 

Babababs

Kon it’s your turn

 

The Kon Man

Aww heck yeah!

Never Have I Ever been in the presence my biological mother

Ha

 

Ghost Girl

>:(

How could you

How could you do this to me

 

Ghost Boy

>>>::::(((((

 

Babababs

Do you have a problem with your face

It looks like you have 6 too many eyes

 

Ghost Boy

::::D I’m fine!

 

Babababs

:(

 

The_Blood_Son

It is nearly impossible to have never been in your mother’s presence

And I assume that you are the only one here to be able to make that claim, given Ellie’s response

 

Double A

Yeah we should just give him the points and continue

 

Mouse Bug

I agree

 

Ghost Boy

Alright

 

Babababs

Kon is now in the lead

 

The_Blood_Son

Unacceptable 

I shall regain my lead

 

The Kon Man

You can try

But you won’t succeed 

 

Ghost Boy

Maybe I’ll gain the lead

Ever think about that?

 

The_Blood_Son

If I remember correctly, you have no points.

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t need points to be a winner

 

Notactuallyanerd

You objectively do

 

Ghost Boy

Not I

 

Ghost Girl

I think Jon is right on this one

Not even YOU could cheat at Never Have I Ever

 

Ghost Boy

I won’t cheat

 

The_Blood_Son

You had better not

 

Babababs

Anyway Mouse, you’re up next

 

Mouse Bug

Oh um

Right!

Never Have I Ever set foot in the United States

Ha

Ha

Ha

 

The Kon Man

Why

No

:(

 

Babababs

:(

Born and bred here

 

Ghost Boy

Same

:(

 

Ghost Girl

I have feet yes

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

I happen to live here

:(

 

Double A

Mouse

No

Why

:(

 

Mouse Bug

Oh my gosh I forgot that you went to new york that one time

Sorry

 

Double A

It’s fine

 

My Little Robot

:)

I’ve never been outside of Europe

 

Mouse Bug

Not true

Startrain

 

My Little Robot

I stand corrected

But that’s still not America

 

Mouse Bug

True

 

Ghost Boy

Robot finally gets a point!

He’s leaving Babs and I on our own without any points 

 

My Little Robot

Happy to be rid of you

 

Notactuallyanerd

RUDE

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

Ok

 

Babababs

GB it’s your turn

 

Ghost Boy

HA I’M LEAVING TOO!

 

Babababs

I’m last on my own list so I might not leave for awhile yet

 

Mouse Bug

That means you’re interesting

 

Ghost Boy

AHEM

Never Have I Ever not been severely Ectocontaminated 

 

Ghost Girl

Even you?

:) btw

 

Ghost Boy

You know my mom

 

Mouse Bug

Excuse me?? 

:(

You guys are what???

 

The Kon Man

:(

I’m pretty sure

Also yeah what does that mean???

 

Ghost Boy

Ectoplasm is the stuff ghosts are made of

It can be distilled from them though, and from other sources

Ectocontamination is what it sounds like

Contaminated with ectoplasm

 

Double A

:( 

 

My Little Robot

:(

That is very niche

 

Notactuallyanerd

You’ve NEVER not been contaminated??

What does THAT mean???

:( also

 

Babababs

:(

 

Ghost Boy

I’ve never not been contaminated

Mom was working with the stuff while pregnant

She shouldn’t have been but she was

 

Ghost Girl

It probably saved ur life tho

 

Ghost Boy

True true

 

The_Blood_Son

:(

I am concerned about your parentage.

 

Ghost Girl

You should be

 

Mouse Bug

I am

 

Babababs

Your mother was actually working with dangerous chemicals while pregnant?

 

Ghost Boy

She was yeah

 

Babababs

That really is concerning GB

 

Ghost Boy

I know

 

Notactuallyanerd

Are you OK??

Like actually??

 

Ghost Boy

Yes and no

Depends on your definition of OK

Anyway whose turn is it?

 

Babababs

It’s Ellie’s

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no

 

Ghost Girl

Oh YES!

Arrest GB’s parents 2021

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie NO

I love them

 

Ghost Girl

ELLIE YES

The rules of the game decree you have to answer truthfully

And if u don’t I’ll correct u anyway

 

The Kon Man

What

 

Mouse Bug

Ellie’s about to drop another secret isn’t she

 

Notactuallyanerd

With this game it could be more than one!

 

Ghost Girl

Oh it totally could be!

Anyway

Never Have I Ever frickin died

Haha

 

Ghost Boy

:( THAT WAS NOT MY PARENTS FAULT ELLIE

 

Ghost Girl

You HAVE to admit that it wouldn’t have happened if your parents were competent tho

 

Mouse Bug

WHA-

:)

WHAT???

 

Ghost Girl

Oh lol that’s a funny few messages

 

Double A

Because of Akumas and the LB cure, :(

Mouse is just REALLY lucky

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah but are we not going to talk about how GB has DIED?

He doesn’t even live in Paris!

 

My Little Robot

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

We should definitely talk about that yeah

:) also

 

Babababs

Guess I won’t have to wait for a point 

:)

And yes we’ll talk about it, specifically the part where Ellie insinuated that GB’s parents killed him

 

Ghost Boy

It was an ACCIDENT I swear!

 

Ghost Girl

If it wasn’t ur parents fault it was Chaos’s fault and u kno it

 

The Kon Man

:(

Sadly

 

Ghost Boy

Wait what

 

Ghost Girl

Asdghskdfhg I thought only GB and the Paris people would count!

 

The_Blood_Son

You were wrong.

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh yeah i forgot you had died

Huh

 

Ghost Girl

5 OUT OF 9 OF US HAVE DIED

THAT’S MAJORITY

What even is this GROUP lol

 

Double A

Seriously though

3 out of 5 of those who’ve died don’t even live in Paris, where dying is commonplace

 

Ghost Girl

That still sounds like such sad life

 

Double A

It is a little sad yeah

 

Babababs

We’ll have a lot to talk about later, but right now, Bloodson and Kon are tied for first, and it’s Robot’s turn.

Oh, and by the way, Zombie_Bird Is on his way to Amity Park right now

Just heard from B

When Waffles told me earlier she just told me he was going out of town

 

Ghost Boy

He’s WHAT

 

My Little Robot

It’s my turn?

 

Babababs

Yes it’s your turn

And yes, Zombie_Bird is on his way to your town

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no

 

Ghost Girl

RIP

Again lol

 

Ghost Boy

Truly

 

My Little Robot

Never Have I Ever been pale skinned

 

Ghost Boy

I am literally dead

So pale

:(

 

Ghost Girl

Sameeeee

:(

 

Mouse Bug

:(

 

Babababs

Red hair, pale skin

Horrible sunburns :(

When the sun comes out, that is

 

The Kon Man

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

:(

 

The_Blood_Son

:)

I would not consider myself pale.

 

Babababs

Well you’re winning.

 

Double A

:(

 

Babababs

Finally, it’s my turn

Never Have I Ever had three points in this particular game of Never Have I Ever

 

Ghost Girl

THAT IS SO TARGETED

Wait who has 3 points or more right now

 

Ghost Boy

Well, you do

Along with Mouse, Bloodson, and Kon.

 

Ghost Girl

Frick

 

Mouse Bug

Darn

 

The_Blood_Son

I suppose this means everyone but us gets a point then?

 

Babababs

You would be correct

 

Mouse Bug

Are we sure we want to go for twelve points?

We would be playing forever

 

The Kon Man

Yeah, and I have other things I need to do with my life

 

Ghost Boy

Speak for yourself

My dreams were already crushed

 

Ghost Girl

You could legit fulfill ur dreams by urself RIGHT NOW

 

Ghost Boy

But not with NASA

 

Ghost Girl

Whatever

But if u do go take me with you

 

The Kon Man

To space?

 

Mouse Bug

I think so

Haven’t you already been though??

 

Ghost Boy

Yes but I want to be an astronaut

Having been to space and being an astronaut are different

 

My Little Robot

My mom is training to be an astronaut right now

 

Ghost Boy

FLIPPIN LUCKY

I can’t because my vitals have been weird since I died

 

The_Blood_Son

I also died, and yet my vitals are fine.

What’s wrong with yours?

 

Ghost Boy

I’m guessing, based on context, that you came back though

 

The_Blood_Son

That would be, very obviously, correct.

 

Ghost Boy

Well I didn’t

So now I have to deal with screwy vitals

 

The Kon Man

Wait how did you not come back

You’re talking to us right now

 

Ghost Boy

My death was Very Weird

And my username is very literal 

 

The Kon Man

What

 

Ghost Girl

Oh Oh Oh

Does this mean I can show them the glowy glowy

 

Ghost Boy

Later

And you better film it

 

The_Blood_Son

You *had* better film it

#15

 

Ghost Boy

FRICKING HECK

 

Mouse Bug

Speaking of filming, weren’t you guys going to send us pictures?

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeah!

<image: selfie of Ellie and Jon, both are grinning>

<Image: Jon and a white dog, nose to nose>

<Image: Ellie with the same dog, hugging him with a smile>

Oh wait this is the best one

<Image: Jon with an incredibly excited smile and his phone in his hand, looking like he just opened the door>

 

Notactuallyanerd

The first thing she did when I opened the door was take a picture

 

Ghost Girl

It’s a great picture, you have to admit

 

Notactuallyanerd

I do not deny that

 

Mouse Bug

Awwe both of you are so adorable!

 

Double A

And tiny wow

 

Mouse Bug

You’re just tall

 

The Kon Man

Wait how tall are you

How tall is everyone

 

Mouse Bug

Are we doing the metric system?

Or the other one?

 

Ghost Boy

The other one, she says

 

Ghost Girl

Lol

 

Notactuallyanerd

I think it’s called 

Wait what is it called

 

The Kon Man

US customary units, according to Google

 

Notactuallyanerd

Shouldn’t you have already known that?

 

The Kon Man

What I do and do not know depends greatly on factors I also do not know

 

Ghost Boy

Fair enough

Well anyway, in feet and inches, I am 5’2

 

The Kon Man

Oh my gosh

You’re SHORT

 

Ghost Boy

I died at 14 and haven’t aged since :)

And yeah I was short

 

The Kon Man

I’m so sorry

Wait are you immortal

 

Ghost Boy

I try not to think about that

 

Double A

That seems like a good idea

 

Ghost Girl

I’m also 5’2

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m 5’1 :’)

 

Ghost Girl

Haha short boi

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not like you can talk

 

My Little Robot

She’s taller than you

 

Babababs

He is right

Anyway I’m 5’11

 

Ghost Boy

Oh gosh tall woman

 

The Kon Man

I’m 6’2

 

Ghost Boy

Tall man

 

Ghost Girl

Everyone is tall to us

 

Mouse Bug

I’m 5’4

I think

 

Double A

6’0!

Not the tallest but still tall!

 

My Little Robot

5’5

 

The_Blood_Son

Regrettably, I am 5’0.

 

Ghost Girl

HAHA SHORT BOI

We can be short together :D

All five of us under 5’5 :D

 

Ghost Boy

Is that a lot?

It feels like a lot

But heck yeah short people solidarity

 

The_Blood_Son

I declare myself the leader of our group of five, given that I am the shortest.

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah 

Until GB learns how to shapeshift properly

Then he can be any height he wants

 

The Kon Man

Wait what

 

Babababs

Ellie you need to stop saying things like that so casually

 

Ghost Boy

I FORGOT I COULD DO THAT

 

Double A

You forgot you could shapeshift???

How do you do that??

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t remember half of what I can do

But man shapeshifting is cool I should work on that

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

So you can pretend to age

 

Ghost Boy

That sounds like a solid idea

 

Mouse Bug

Wow

What is your life

 

Ghost Boy

We have no idea

 

Babababs

As fun as this tangent was, we’re still in the middle of a game

And it’s Double A’s turn

Notes:

HEY GUYS what did you think
this was one of the chapters that took forever to finish because the scoring system is DECEPTIVELY simple and took FOREVER to tally up the whole thing like seriously, we resorted to spreadsheets at the end. legit this Never Have I Ever game, while fun to write, was the reason for the lack of buffer.
I tried to search for some semblance of Canon heights... maybe. remember forever ago when I was asking about your opinions on short Danny? this is why. I was writing this.
Wednesday after this, another chapter will arrive! if you want more of me before then, join the discord! we have a lovely community and talk about a bunch of stuff. it's pretty much never dormant and we have a lot of fun, we'd love to have you! https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfF

AH YES
QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were forced to live in either Amity Park, Gotham, or the Miraculous version of Paris for the rest of your life, which one would you pick, and why? I'd probably live in Paris, the ladybug cure is a hard thing to say no to.

Chapter 30: A Break From The Game

Summary:

A short break from The WDFJ Club to check on our other friends!

Notes:

CHAPTER 30!!!

I seriously cannot believe the length of this holy crap, thank you all SO MUCH for reading this far, everyone's lovely comments give me so much serotonin it is amazing!
I hope you like today's chapter, it was fun to write. especially the last portion hehe
have the name thingie

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hey Jason?

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Where are you?

 

Zombie_Bird

On a plane

 

Chaos

Oh wow you are FAST

 

Zombie_Bird

You know it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So anyway

B said that Amity Park is Not A Good Place To Be

 

Zombie_Bird

Why?

 

Chaos

Lol

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

B said Z said that it was off limits because of vague danger

 

Chaos

LOL

 

Zombie_Bird

Z said it was off limits??

Why wasn’t I told this BEFORE I got on a plane there???

 

Purple Waffles

Oh snap

Uhh is he going to be ok?

 

Chaos

Oh you’ll be fine

 

Zombie_Bird

I don’t doubt that

I’m just doubting how easy being fine will be

 

Chaos

You’re going to be hanging out with me and Val

That’s gonna make it pretty easy

Trust me

 

MyPalVal

We know this town and it’s dangers like the backs of our hands

 

Zombie_Bird

What’s so dangerous about it?

 

Chaos

What if we wanted it to be a surprise

 

MyPalVal

One heck of a nasty surprise

 

Chaos

Yeah you’re right

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m also curious

What’s going on in your town?

 

Friar Tuck

You mean besides the dead wandering the streets?

Nothing much.

 

Chaos

TUCK

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m sorry WHAT

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah

What the frick does that mean

 

MyPalVal

Our town has a ghost problem

 

PurpleWaffles

It has a what

 

Chaos

A ghost problem

We have a lot of ghosts

Sometimes the ghosts are hostile

That’s the danger

 

Zombie_Bird

But why

 

Friar Tuck

Why the ghost problem or why are they hostile?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well I want to know about the ghost problem

 

MyPalVal

Well some idiots punched a hole into literal Hell and let all the ghosts out

 

JazzHands

Ok my parents may be dumb, but they’re not idiots.

 

PurpleWaffles

Woah. 

That’s a lot right there.

 

Zombie_Bird

You’re telling me that i’m going to a place where the dead walk the streets and there’s a portal to hell within the city limits?

A place where said dead sometimes attack?

 

Friar Tuck

Often.

They attack often.

 

JazzHands

The portal to Hell is in my basement

 

Zombie_Bird

Eh

It might as well happen

I’ll probably fit right in

 

Chaos

You know calling it Hell isn’t very nice to the MANY peaceful ghosts who did nothing wrong!

And it’s ACTUALLY called The Infinite Realms by its residents, so no, it’s not Hell.

 

MyPalVal

I hear you, but I just gotta say, I’ve been there and it was Hell.

 

Friar Tuck

Then you’ve gotta take me on a date

 

MyPalVal

That has nothing to do with the conversation why

 

Friar Tuck

Because you said you’d go on a date with me when Hell froze over, and I know you know that the Far Frozen exists

 

MyPalVal

I rescind my statement, it’s not Hell

 

Chaos

Thank you

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait, you’ve been there?

 

MyPalVal

It’s not like the stupid portal is guarded or anything

And once a ghost kidnapped me so he could hunt me for sport on his home turf

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That sounds like one heck of a time

 

MyPalVal

Oh yeah

And this was during that stupid flour baby assignment

 

PurpleWaffles

Ooh OUCH

 

MyPalVal

So GB and I had to keep our flour baby alive while also trying to keep ourselves alive

The flour baby didn’t survive. 

 

PurpleWaffles

RIP

They will be missed

 

Zombie_Bird

This is going to be a Week isn’t it

 

Chaos

Welcome to Amity Park, It’s A Nice Place To Live :D

 

MyPalVal

Never use that emote again, it looks wrong on you

 

Chaos

Ok 

 

JazzHands

Chaos I’m coming over to your house for cake, and also to meet Jason when he gets here.

 

Chaos

Alright, see you soon

I’ll have the cake ready

 

Zombie_Bird

Save some for me

 

JazzHands

You’ll only get some if you get here in time

Or else that cake is mine

 

PurpleWaffles

What is up with you and cake

 

JazzHands

I reiterate the portal to another dimension in my basement 

Most of the food in our house has been rendered inedible

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Metal

 

Chaos

It’s annoying is what it is

We go to hang out with GB and we can’t eat anything in the fridge because there’s a chance it’s been reanimated by that hole in the world downstairs

 

Zombie_Bird

And to think I thought you were normal

 

Friar Tuck

I wish

 

JazzHands

It’s our town/parents that aren’t normal

Separated from everyone and everything around me, I’d consider myself normal

 

Zombie_Bird

Fair enough.

 

Chaos

So when do you get here anyway

 

Zombie_Bird

A few hours I think

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You think

 

Zombie_Bird

Ok so I just checked, and yeah

About another hour

 

Chaos

Sweet

See ya then

Right now I have to go shoo GB’s dog away from my greenhouse

 

JazzHands

Oh no

 

Friar Tuck

Are you gonna be ok?

 

Chaos

Yeah

Val wanna help?

 

MyPalVal

Yeah

 

Chaos

Cool

 

PurpleWaffles

Amazing how easily you can go from talking about the undead to talking about normal problems

It’s always baffled me

 

MyPalVal

Lol

 

JazzHands

Jason will meet the dog soon

He’ll send you pictures

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Jason will send us pictures?

What about you guys?

 

JazzHands

Jason will send you pictures

 

Zombie_Bird

Ok then

 

---------- 

 

Direct message between Chaos AND Pamela Manson

 

Pamela Manson

Samantha Manson, can you please tell me why Jason Todd-Wayne is at our front door asking for you?

 

Chaos

Wait what

Mom since when do you use discord??

 

Pamela Manson

Since the PTA started using it, also since you stopped responding to texts.

 

Chaos

Oh yeah

Discord is just better tbh

 

Pamela Manson

Samantha, the man at the door?

 

Chaos

Oh right

He’s a Wayne?

Huh

Didn’t expect that

 

Pamela Manson

So you know him?

You got in contact with the Waynes and didn’t tell me?

 

Chaos

In my defense, I didn’t know he was a Wayne

Also can you send him out to the greenhouse

Tell him there’s still cake left

 

Pamela Manson

Samantha, you are going to explain to me how you know this man.

 

Chaos

I’m not tho

 

Pamela Manson

You are, or else I’m not sending him over to the greenhouse.

 

Chaos

So, what?

You’re just going to turn a WAYNE away?

Just to get one over on me?

Wow

 

Pamela Manson

I didn’t say I was going to turn him away!

I said I wasn’t going to send him back to the greenhouse.

 

Chaos

You were totally going to before I said something huh

I guess I’m coming in then

Don’t bore him to death before I get there

I don’t want to explain that to his brother

 

Pamela Manson

You know his brothers too?

 

Chaos

I know one of em

I’m mortal enemies with another

 

Pamela Manson

You’ve been making enemies of Waynes?

Have we taught you NOTHING?

 

Chaos

Pulling out all caps.

I’m so scared.

See you in a minute ig

 

Pamela Manson

Samantha. 

Samantha, respond.

Samantha don’t ignore me!

Notes:

Hello! another two weeks come and gone huh

Nothing I've ever written has ever been this long and I honestly have you all to thank for it, I probably would have dumped this boredom cure for a different one forever ago if it hadn't gotten so much support! and I'm so glad it did because writing the latter parts of this story is SO MUCH FUN and so incredibly fulfilling to actually write the scenes that I've been daydreaming about from the beginning. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart no sarcasm.

QUESTION do you guys like the Username Index?? it's current format?? if you are opinionated on that, what's your idea of the perfect weather?

*self promotion* I have other fics! I might not have poured as much of my heart and soul into them as I did this one, but I think they're worth a cursory glance at least, if you like this one.
My two favorites in my library are my take on the GF Monster Falls AU, and my OTHER Chatfic, which is in the Detective Conan fandom. It would make my day if you read them, if you haven't already :D

Chapter 31: Never Have I Ever pt 3

Summary:

The Awaited conclusion to the Never Have I Ever game

Notes:

HEYO

IT'S ME

I hope this meets expectations lol
after this we gettin into some GOOD stuff >:3

 

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Double A

Oh uh

Gosh I always feel like there’s so much I haven’t done, but now that I actually have to name some my mind has gone blank

 

Ghost Boy

It’s always like that tbh

Half of this game is desperately trying to find things you’ve never done that others might have

 

Babababs

Oh and I know we said we would go to twelve points, but that would take too long so we’re all going to get one more turn, whoever has the most points after that wins

 

Mouse Bug

Fair

 

Double A

Never Have I Ever had any siblings

 

The Kon Man

Well frick you

:(

 

Ghost Girl

Dude WHY

:(:(:(:(:(

 

Double A

I might not be as competitive as some people here but I still want to win

 

Mouse Bug

Fair

:)

Proud member of the only child club here

How many other members do we have?

 

Double A

Well, me

 

Babababs

Not me

:(

 

My Little Robot

It looks like only the Paris people fit the requirements

:)

 

The_Blood_Son

>:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

>:(

 

Ghost Girl

Twin frowns

Nice

 

Ghost Boy

:(

You have all met both of my sisters

 

The Kon Man

Wait 

You have two sisters?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah

JazzHands is also my sister

 

The Kon Man

She is??

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah

 

The Kon Man

That wasn’t in the chat history, was it?

 

Ghost Boy

It was mostly talked about on the Warmeeting chat

So maybe not

 

The Kon Man

You guys need to give me some sort of briefing on all this

 

Babababs

After the game

Bloodson it’s your turn

 

The_Blood_Son

Never Have I Ever lived in a home with two parents

 

Ghost Boy

Why does that feel mundane

I mean it’s still very sad but at this point it feels mundane

:( also

 

Ghost Girl

I mean my last turn i pulled out the big one sooo

Yeah it does kinda seem mundane

:) HAHA

 

Notactuallyanered

Ellie you’re living at my house right now

I have two parents

:(

 

Ghost Girl

It’s temporary residence

I’m *visiting*

 

Notactuallyanerd

Fine

 

The Kon Man

Unfortunately

I do live here sometimes

:(

 

Mouse Bug

Nooooo! My healthy home life has been used against me!

:(

 

Babababs

:(

 

My Little Robot

:(

I share Mouse Sensei’s sentiment

 

Ghost Boy

Again

I thought you weren’t fluent in english

 

My Little Robot

This chat is very motivating

 

Ghost Girl

Look at that I’ve been called motivating

 

The_Blood_Son

He implied that all of us were motivating.

I should hope so anyway.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Awwe thanks Robot!

 

Double A

While not anymore, I did used to

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh no

What happened?

 

Double A

My mom died a few years ago

Before the miraculous showed up

 

The_Blood_Son

My condolences.

 

Ghost Boy

Yikes

Sorry dude

 

Ghost Girl

You good?

 

Double A

I am now

 

Mouse Bug

He would be better if his dad would actually pay attention to him sometimes instead of distancing himself |:T

 

Ghost Girl

One day I aspire to have the same level of emoticon knowledge as you do, Mouse Sensei

 

Mouse Bug

One day, my young pupil

One day

 

Babababs

Jon it’s your turn

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh uh

Uhhhhhh

UHHHHHHH

Why is this so hard??

 

Double A

I feel your pain

 

Notactuallyanerd

Never Have I Ever 

Wait

Bloodson

We never asked GB!!!

We forgot in wake of the theft!

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re right

We did

 

Ghost Boy

Ask me what??

 

The_Blood_Son

Awhile ago in the chat you expressed interest in learning my secrets

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

The Kon Man

What

 

The_Blood_Son

I said that the only way to do that is to gain the favor of my father

 

Ghost Boy

I remember

 

The_Blood_Son

In order to gain the favor of my father he would need to trust you

I am asking for permission to tell my father the secrets which you have entrusted to us

Then there is the possibility he would let Jon and I share ours

 

Babababs

Oh

OH

Please GB it would be great

He won’t judge you we promise

If anything he’d be super concerned and supportive

 

Notactuallyanerd

GB please

Please we want to tell you things so bad

 

The Kon Man

What the frick- 

WHAT THE FRICK-

 

Ghost Boy

And you KNOW he won’t have a negative reaction to it?

 

Babababs

Yes.

 

The_Blood_Son

I would be severely disappointed in him if he did

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s Bloodson for “I would take your side over his”

And he isn’t going to be negative about it anyway

No more so than he is about MY dad

And they’re best friends!

 

Ghost Boy

If you’re sure

Then I don’t see why not

 

Ghost Girl

OH OH YES

WE’RE GONNA GET TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS YESSSS

Seriously I can *smell* the secrets in this house, but I’ve been polite and haven’t snooped

 

The Kon Man

Thanks.

 

Ghost Girl

You’re welcome

 

Babababs

As wonderful as this is, we’re still playing

 

Double A

We would have gotten derailed so many times if it wasn’t for you

 

Babababs

How did any of you survive without me

 

Notactuallyanerd

Never Have I Ever had anything but black hair

 

Ghost Boy

HA

HAHA

:(

NOo

 

Ghost Girl

!!!!

:(

Frick u

 

The Kon Man

Ellie don’t you have black hair though?

Did you dye it or something?

:)

 

Ghost Girl

Nope! Never dyed it

 

Mouse Bug

Wait then how

:)

 

Ghost Girl

Glowy glowy

 

Ghost Boy

She’ll film it for you later

It’s going to be great

 

My Little Robot

:( 

Mouse why

 

Mouse Bug

Haha 

 

Double A

sadly

I’m blond

:(

 

The_Blood_Son

:)

 

Babababs

And I’m a redhead

:(

 

Ghost Boy

Nice

Jazz is too

 

Babababs

Aw sweet

Gotta add her to the ginger club

But anyway Kon it’s your turn

 

The Kon Man

Ok ok

Never Have I Ever existed for ten years

 

Ghost Girl

AHAHA

:)

 

Ghost Boy

AAGH

I STILL HAVE ONLY 2 POINTS 

:(

 

Babababs

Same

:(

 

The_Blood_Son

Am I correct in assuming that everyone else here is above ten years of age?

 

Notactuallyanerd
Yeah

:(

 

Babababs

Kon and Ellie get a point, no one else

Mouse it’s your turn

 

Mouse Bug

Oh nice

Never Have I Ever lived anywhere but above a bakery

 

The Kon Man

I…

So only people who have lived above a bakery their entire lives gets a point

 

Ghost Boy 

Play smart to win ig

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wow

:(

 

Mouse Bug

Be honest how many of you have EVER lived above a bakery?

 

Ghost Boy

With my family’s cooking skills?

Never

 

Ghost Girl

Never lived anywhere long enough to do that

 

The_Blood_Son

I have not

 

Mouse Bug

I believe that’s two points to me then!

 

Babababs

Yep

GB it’s your turn

 

Ghost Boy

Ha

Never Have I Ever enjoyed the Christmas season

 

Mouse Bug

WHAT

:(

GB WHY

 

Notactuallyanerd

:(

Who hurt you???

 

Ghost Girl

Man you are really not making any better of a case for your parents are you

:(

 

Ghost Boy

You know what this is one thing I will wholeheartedly blame on them

They’ve made every single christmas awful

 

The Kon Man

:( dude…

What did they DO?

 

The_Blood_Son

Hmmm

:(

 

Double A

I mean… I haven’t enjoyed SPECIFIC Christmases before, but all of them??

:(

 

My Little Robot

My condolences

:(

 

Babababs

Well GB just managed to get 2 points

:(

 

Mouse Bug

This is unacceptable

Why is Christmas so bad for you??

 

Ghost Boy

It’s the only time of year my parents fight

The fight gets BAD

AND it eclipses nearly everything, so they basically forget about me and Jazz for the entire month of december

 

Babababs

Ok that’s it

We’re bringing you here for Christmas, so you can see what a GOOD Christmas looks like

 

The_Blood_Son

I agree

 

Mouse Bug

Double A, Robot, and I are coming too

We’ll make a party out of it

 

Double A

I would like to come, i just don’t think my father would let me

It is across and ocean after all

 

Mouse Bug

But A

We have Robot

 

Double A

Oh right

 

The Kon Man

We’re coming too

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yes

Yes yes yes

We’ll have the most wonderful time

 

Ghost Boy

You guys do realize Christmas isn’t for MONTHS right?

 

Babababs

Doesn’t matter

 

Ghost Girl

Hey, isn't there such a thing as Christmas in july?

We could do something then

 

Mouse Bug

I’d be down for that

 

Babababs

Settled

Anyway Ellie it’s your turn

 

Ghost Girl

Awww heck yeah!

Never Have I Ever been to space!

Even for a few minutes, GB.

 

Ghost Boy

Frick u

>:(

 

Mouse Bug

Wait, didn’t we already discuss this?

 

Ghost Girl

We did

 

The Kon Man

I read that part in the chat history

It was pretty funny

 

Double A

What?

 

Babababs

Well at the time it was established that Ellie was the only person in the chat who hadn’t been to space

 

Ghost Girl

But we’ve gotten a bunch of new members!

So i wanted to check if it was still true

 

Babababs

Well if Double A has been to space, then yeah

You’re still the only one here who hasn’t been to space

 

Double A

Yeah I’ve been to space

 

Mouse Bug

Same time as Robot and I

 

Ghost Boy

I’m sorry but I gotta ask again

Why were you guys in space??

 

Mouse Bug

Oh oh!

I can answer this now!

Robot’s mom was akumatized

She took a bunch of people into space on the train she was conducting

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh

Wow

 

My Little Robot

It was rather intense

 

Mouse Bug

I’ll tell the whole story another time, promise

I still owe an Akuma story to Ellie and GB anyway

 

Notactuallyanerd

I forgot about that

Bloodson and I owe stories too, don’t we?

 

Ghost Boy

You do indeed

 

The_Blood_Son

I shall prepare one for a later date

 

Babababs

Two points to Ellie

Robot it’s your turn

 

Ghost Boy

Man

Three people who got two points in a row

 

The Kon Man

Hey, i’m not complaining

 

Ghost Boy

Me neither

It’s just funny

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not to me

 

Ghost Girl

Only because you didn’t get two points

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well yeah

But still

 

My Little Robot

Never Have I Ever first met Mouse Bug when she was 13 or older

 

Double A

Oh come on!

:(

 

Ghost Boy

What?

 

The_Blood_Son

If you first met Mouse Sensei after she turned thirteen, you do not gain a point.

:(

 

Ghost Boy

Oh

:(

I’m assuming anyway, since the question is phrased the way it is

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah 

:) because I met me first

But only Robot here knew me before I was thirteen

 

The Kon Man

Well then

:(

 

Babababs

Only Mouse and Robot get a point

It’s my turn

 

Ghost Girl

OooooOOOooh

 

Babababs

Never Have I Ever stood up in the last year

 

The Kon Man

What is it with people doing perfect 2 pointers all of a sudden??

:(

 

Ghost Girl

I know right??

It worked in my favor tho so I can’t complain.

:(

 

Notactuallyanerd

:(

 

The_Blood_Son

Is there anyone here who is also a wheelchair user or can we finally finish this game once and for all?

 

Ghost Boy

Nope

We’re all walkable

 

Double A

Walkable?

That’s a word?

 

The_Blood_Son

It is indeed. But you are using it wrong.

That would be #16

 

Ghost Boy

hmMmMMMMMM WHY

 

The_Blood_Son

Try harder next time.

 

Ghost Boy

Frick u

But yes

 

Ghost Girl

He’s been getting better grades on his english papers since you started doing this

 

The_Blood_Son

Oh has he now?

 

Ghost Boy

Shut up Ellie

 

Babababs

So anyway that’s two points to me

 

Mouse Bug

Congrats!

 

Ghost Girl

Welcome to our club!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait, is the game over?

 

The Kon Man

Who won?

 

Babababs

According to the numbers, our winner is Mouse Sensei!

 

Mouse Bug

YES

I WON

 

Ghost Boy

That checks out over on my end too, congrats!

 

The_Blood_Son

You won the competition to see who has the least interesting life

Congratulations indeed

 

Mouse Bug

Hey babs what place did he get?

 

Babababs

He tied for second with Ellie

 

Ghost Girl

Oh SWEET

 

Notactuallyanerd

Silver isn’t bad!

Good job!

 

Mouse Bug

See? You have barely any room to talk!

 

The_Blood_Son

Barely is still some.

 

Mouse Bug

I agree with GB

Frick u

 

Ghost Girl

Mouse Sensei don’t listen to him

He’s just salty cuz’ he lost

 

The_Blood_Son

I am not salty.

 

Ghost Girl

Oh really?

Because I am choking on how salty you are rn

 

Ghost Boy

Ooooooo

 

Notactuallyanerd

Uh

 

The_Blood_Son

May I remind you that we both placed second?

You have no right to call me salty.

 

Ghost Girl

Except that I’m not salty and you are

Wait

Bloodson do you not know what Salty means

 

The_Blood_Son

It is a flavor

 

Ghost Girl

No I mean in context

 

The_Blood_Son

I do not.

 

Ghost Girl

Oh

Well for your information, you were being salty

Idk how to explain anything correctly go look it up on urban dictionary or something idk

 

The_Blood_Son 

I’ll do that.

 

Babababs

Anyway, Mouse Bug is in first, Bloodson and Ellie are tied for second

I already told you that much

But you didn’t let me finish

 

The Kon Man

Sorry babs

 

Ghost Girl

Whoops

 

Mouse Bug

Ah yeah

Our bad

 

Ghost Boy

So!

In third place we have….!

The Kon Man! Congratulations on the bronze!

 

The Kon Man

Heck yes

 

Ghost Girl

U deserve it good on u

 

Notactuallyanerd

How did I place?

 

Ghost Boy

Uh

 

Babababs

You lost.

Completely.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh

Does that mean I’m interesting?

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed it does.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Then I’m ok with it

 

My Little Robot

I placed in the middle then

I’ll have to do better next time

 

Double A

Same

 

Mouse Bug

Heyy it’s getting pretty late here and my parents are telling me to go to bed

Talk to you all later?

 

Ghost Boy

Sounds good

 

The_Blood_Son

Sleep well.

 

Double A

Oh crap

I have an early morning thing tomorrow, I need to sleep too

 

Babababs

Well you better get to bed then

 

Ghost Girl

You will be missed

 

Ghost Boy

Dearly

 

The Kon Man

Hardy har har

 

Notactuallyanerd

Hey Ellie wanna go to the park?

 

Ghost Girl

Why not

Sure

Bye guys

Notes:

AHAHA

WELL THEN
that's over

lol sometimes i have SO MUCH to say in the end notes but this time i'm just all worded out ig
dunno what I did to get all worded out but I am
cool thing: I got a new sketchbook today. very excited about that.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: What is your favorite ~vibe~
I have so many hnnnnnnnn

oh and thanks to everyone on the discord for being great people ily all platonically <3

look forward to some GOOD STUFF next time!

Chapter 32: Newcomer In Amity

Summary:

Jason arrives!

Notes:

Hello my people!

!!!!!

I'm so excited! this chapter itself isn't suuuper exciting, but it's what's coming up that's got me excited, I can't wait to show it to you! If not my precious buffer and posting schedule, I would have already done so lol. What I do for the sake of consistency.

Enjoy the After The Never Have I Ever Stuff!! that game took way too long!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Oracle and Batman

 

<Oracle added Robin to the chat>

 

<Oracle added SuperBoy 2 to the chat>

 

<Oracle added SuperBoy 1 to the chat>

 

<Oracle changed the chat name to EXPLANATION>

 

Oracle

Alright

Here we go

 

SuperBoy 2 

Oh oh oh!

Is this what I think it is??

 

Robin

It certainly seems so. 

 

SuperBoy 1

Heck yes

 

Batman

Oracle, what is this?

 

Oracle

You know that ‘important’ information I’ve been withholding? 

 

Baman

Yes.

 

Oracle

I’m going to explain

 

Batman

It’s about time.

 

SuperBoy 2

Uh, actually

Can it wait, for like an hour?

Ellie and I are at the park right now and I can’t have her reading this over my shoulder

 

Oracle

Ah right

We’ll come back to this later

 

Batman

That’s a promise.

 

Oracle

Sure ok

 

----------

 

Groupchat - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

Hey guys

Guess what

<selfie of Sam and Jason grinning at the camera, a greenhouse in the background>

That’s me and Jason btw 

For anyone who doesn’t know our respective faces

 

Friar Tuck

Dude

Am I not invited?

 

Chaos

You can come over later

For the stolen sword party

 

PurpleWaffles

Nice

You did remember to bring the picture of me didn’t you?

 

Zombie_Bird

<Selfie like the one before, but this time Jason is holding up a picture of steph while Sam laughs>

 

PurpleWaffles

Alright

I’ll take it

 

Chaos

Anyway that stolen sword party is tomorrow

 

The Kon Man

What stolen sword party?

 

MyPalVal

Oh right you weren’t here for that

Jason stole a few of Bloodson’s swords, and we’re gonna have a party because of it

 

Chaos

Yep that’s what happened

You can’t come though because it’s happening in Amity Park and you’re not in Amity Park

 

The Kon Man

Guess I’m just going to be sad

Well Tim and I can have our own party

 

Purple Waffles 

Pshh

Ok

 

Zombie_Bird

Ok so this town seems relatively normal so far

But it has a really weird 

vibe is the the only word I can think of to describe it

 

Friar Tuck

Ha

Amity Park being normal

Funny joke

 

MyPalVal

Obviously you haven’t tried to say the F-word recently

 

Zombie_Bird

What

WAIT

I thought you just said that cursing isn't allowed???

Not THIS???

 

Purple Waffles

Wait what happened

 

Chaos

Haha

 

Zombie_Bird

I PHYSICALLY can’t curse!

I’m trying to, but I can’t!

 

PurpleWaffles

W-what?

 

Chaos

You can’t curse because some old lady was getting tired of her next door neighbors constantly cursing, so she accidentally w*shed that no one in town would curse anymore or something like that

 

PurpleWaffles

Did you just censor the word wish?

Also why would that even work???

 

MyPalVal

People in Amity Park CAN say the word w*sh, but it’s highly frowned upon because things like this happen

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m so tempted to wish for something right now

Just to see what would happen

 

Friar Tuck

Most likely nothing, but I wouldn’t risk it

I’ve had wishes gone wrong before, so have Sam and Val

It’s not fun

 

The Kon Man

Why does anything happen at all??

 

Chaos

We have a Djinn on the loose

Kinda

Wait is she even on the loose right now?

 

Friar Tuck

You’d have to ask Ghost Boy

 

PurpleWaffles

I’m sorry you have a WHAT

 

Zombie_Bird

Uh

Alright

Why did I come here again

 

Chaos

We double dog dared you

 

Zombie_Bird

Fair enough

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yep

IN OTHER NEWS

The other team has access to MDC originals somehow

 

Zombie_Bird

Wait HWAT

 

MyPalVal

Oooh aren’t they that up and coming french designer? 

I’ve been following their social media for a while now, they’re good

And exclusive

What the frick how did the other team get MDC originals??

 

Chaos

I don’t usually like mainstream designers, but they’ve made some pretty kick butt goth fashion too

 

Friar Tuck

Oh I love MDC!

 

JazzHands

Gotta admit

I like their stuff too

 

PurpleWaffles  

Yeah same

And somehow

The other team has custom team shirts made by them

I saw Bloodson’s with my own two eyes

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

If you guys checked the family groupchat

You would know

That MDC is actually on their team

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh

Oh no

 

MyPalVal

Welp

Now I’m never gonna have an MDC original

 

Zombie_Bird

MDC is on their team????

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yep

Which means MDC is either My Little Robot, Double A, Lady Pizza, or their mysterious Teacher.

 

Zombie_Bird

You know what

I bet it’s the teacher.

 

Chaos

When is it NOT the teacher

Honestly

 

MyPalVal

We’ll know someday

 

The Kon Man

Oh uh

I have to go

Notactuallyanerd and Ellie want something from me

 

Zombie_Bird

Stay strong

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Where are you?

I can give backup

 

The Kon Man

No

You’re gonna sleep

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

But I slept already

 

The Kon Man

Not enough

 

Chaos

Have fun

Don’t let them hurt you

 

PurpleWaffles

Like they even could

 

The Kon Man

You’ve never met Ellie

I wouldn’t put it past her to actually hurt me

 

Friar Tuck

?

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait like actually?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hate to say, but I agree with Kon

There was something off about her when she jumped me earlier

 

Chaos

She used to live in Amity Park

Of course she’s weird

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

If you say so

 

The Kon Man

Anyway have a nice time, I’m gonna actually go now

 

JazzHands

Chaos I’m coming over for cake

And to meet Jason

 

MyPalVal

I would but I have work

Have fun tho

 

Zombie_Bird

We’ll try

 

----------

 

Direct message between Chaos AND Ghost Boy

 

Chaos

Hey Danny

Post a selfie of what you’re wearing right now

 

Ghost Boy

What?

Why??

 

Chaos

I need to know

Are you or are you not wearing a shirt made by one of your teammates??

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah?

First of all, how did you know that

Second, why is that at all important to you?

 

Chaos

Just send the flippin selfie

 

Ghost Boy

<Selfie of confused Danny in his WDFJ Club shirt>

 

Chaos

Oh my gosh they weren’t lying

 

Ghost Boy

Who’s lying about what?

 

Chaos

You don’t even know what you have

Tuck cares a lot more than me, if he sees that selfie he might actually cry

 

Ghost Boy

What’s so important about my shirt???

 

Chaos

That shirt was made by an up and coming french fashion PRODIGY who is notoriously hard to commision

Their public works are few and far between, and each one is coveted by the owner

I only care because they’ve made some sick goth stuff before

 

Ghost Boy

I- what?

Is this for real?

 

Chaos

Yeah

They’re called MDC look them up

 

Ghost Boy

That is the same signature yeah

Wow

I have cool friends

Come to think of it, one of the first conversations I ever had with them was about sewing

They wanted an idea for a jacket

I said stars

 

Chaos

Danny

DANNY

<very professional picture of a very cool constellation themed jacket>

This is from their insta

Danny I can’t with you right now

 

Ghost Boy

So THAT’S what they made with my suggestion

Wow

I mean i knew they were good when they made this shirt but I didn’t know they were THAT good

 

Chaos

You had better not let Paulina see you wearing that

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no you’re right

 

Chaos

I’m sending that selfie to Tucker btw

 

Ghost Boy

Didn’t you say that he might cry tho??

 

Chaos

Oh he will

And then he’ll have the fire to take you out next time we play

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no

Would you look at that technus is loose again gotta go!

 

Chaos

You’re not gonna escape that easily Danny!

Notes:

>:3
hehehe

Next on CLAG(AOP): MORE SECRETS COME OUT as usual lol

writing this was so nice cuz I was like "Ahhh, I don't have to worry about counting Never Have I Ever points anymore! :D"
For all the people who wanted Jason with Cujo: It's coming I swear lol. I have no notes for this story beyond the actual story so sometimes I'm not great at keeping track of things. I do try. it is coming. I'm excited for it too lol

I'm also very excited for a TON OF OTHER STUFF and time needs to move faster so y'all can see it :T

See ya in two weeks!

Chapter 33: Explaination

Summary:

One of the moments you've been waiting for

Notes:

Hi :)
I'm tired :)

having a buffer really is nice huh wow.
Not sure about this chapter, but I hope it's enjoyable :D

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - EXPLANATION

 

SuperBoy 2

Ok I’m back

We can start

Also we have new information to add!

 

Oracle

Oh?

 

SuperBoy 1

Glowy glowy

 

Oracle

That thing that she was going to show you right

 

SuperBoy

Yeah

As requested, we filmed it

You’ll get to see it in a bit

 

Oracle

Alright

@Robin @Batman we’re starting

 

Batman

Good to hear.

 

Robin

I am here, no need to mention me.

 

Oracle

Alright alright 

Anyway

Explanation time

 

SuperBoy 2

Yes!!! 

 

Oracle

Robin, you’re the most qualified to talk about how all this started

You begin

 

Robin

Yes. 

I was frustrated with Hood, he had challenged me to beat him in a certain video game, and I was not making any progress toward defeating him.

Months ago, while trying to level up in the game, I came across the best player I had ever seen.

They were much better than Hood in any case.

I decided the best course of action in the long run of beating Hood’s challenge was to ask this player for instruction.

They accepted.

There was another person who had asked the same as I, and thus the groupchat was born.

Mouse Sensei started a groupchat based around our instruction, but it evolved much past that once the other pupil and I had both defeated our challengers.

 

SuperBoy 2

That’s where we come in!

You see, because Hood and Chaos (that’s the other pupil’s challenger’s screen name (actually Robin didn’t mention the other pupil’s screen name either, it’s Ghost Boy but we shorten it to GB)) were salty about their loss, they gathered their forces and declared war on Robin and GB (and their teacher, but their teacher was and still is a bit of a secret)

Robin, GB, and Mouse Sensei in turn gathered their forces as well, which was me and GB’s sister

Things have escalated and teams have grown over the months

It’s been fun

 

Batman

While this explains a lot, it’s not what you said this chat was going to explain.

 

Oracle

Oh yeah right

 

SuperBoy 2

Don’t worry, this is all vital context!

 

Oracle  

In telling you this, you’re aligned with our team

Btw SuperBoy 1 is a spy for our team so don’t mention him 

 

Batman

Noted. 

 

SuperBoy 1

I haven’t been a part of all this for very long, but it’s been fun so far

 

Oracle

Anyway, the point of this chat was to talk about GB, and his sister Ellie (screen name Ghost Girl)

 

Batman

Hmmm. 

 

Oracle

Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl both originally hail from Amity Park, which is how we already know about it and it’s dangers

Oh, and Mouse Sensei hails from Paris

She’s the reason we know about the whole Akuma thing too

 

Batman

I had wondered about that.

 

Oracle

Ellie especially loves sharing, and shares quite a lot about herself

And her brother

We know quite a few of their secrets, and honestly, I want to help them out

Goodness knows they deserve it

So we asked if we could tell you about them, and they said yes

that’s what this is for, and don’t worry you’ll still get all of your juicy Amity Park details, kinda hard not to with these stories

 

Batman

So you’re going to tell me about your new friends, and doing so will answer my questions.

 

Robin

Essentially, yes.

 

SuperBoy 2

I’m so excited!

 

Oracle

Alright, so I’ve compiled what we know about them

#1, they’re not human

At least not anymore

 

SuperBoy 2

Oh Ellie said that they thought of themselves as half human

They don’t know if that’s physiologically correct though

 

Oracle

Okay so they’re half human

 

SuperBoy 1

Yeah and half dead

 

SuperBoy 2

Ellie’s not dead, she was made this way

 

Oracle

Ah yes point #2, Ellie is GB’s “failed” clone

 

Batman

Superboy, what do you mean they’re ‘half dead’?

 

SuperBoy 1

Oh uh

They’re ghosts

Just like their names imply

 

Oracle

No we don’t how it’s possible for someone to be half ghost

neither do they tbh

 

Batman

Hmm.

 

Oracle

So yeah, they’re ghosts

Which gives them a ton of powers

 

SuperBoy 2 

Ellie was telling us more about her powers this afternoon

There’s a lot of them

 

SuperBoy 1

As in I’m pretty sure she could take out Superman in under a minute if she really wanted to

 

Oracle

Really?

I mean, I knew they were powerful, but really?

 

SuperBoy 1

Yeah, it’s one power she has in particular that’s kinda scary

She could use it to take out any of us in under a minute

And of course the only people with the technology to combat that ability live in Amity Park

 

Oracle

Amity Park is the only place where you would reasonably need something like that

Oh yeah

Amity Park has a ghost infestation

That’s why it’s off limits

 

Batman

So you found two friendly, apocalypse threat level people, via online gaming.

 

Robin

That’s exactly what we did.

 

Oracle

They’re young teens, we can tell

And they’ve been without conventional adult guidance for as long as they’ve been the way that they are, which is Ellie’s whole life.

 

Batman

‘Conventional’ adult guidance?

 

SuperBoy 2

Ellie has mentioned that she has this one adult that she trusts

 

Robin

Said adult is some sort of omniscient time deity, however.

 

Batman

I see.

I’ll have to meet with your friends.

 

SuperBoy 2

Oh! Ellie’s staying at our house, you can come meet her anytime!

And bring Robin with you, they need to meet in person

 

Batman

Tell your dad that we’ll be over tomorrow afternoon.

 

SuperBoy 2

This is gonna be so great

 

Robin

I’m inclined to agree.

 

SuperBoy 2

I’m telling Ellie that you guys are gonna meet tomorrow!

 

SuperBoy 1

Oh joy

 

Oracle

I’ll settle for watching this chaos unfold from afar

Notes:

ehehehe they knoooooow

haha just looked, next chapter is gonna be fun! Things are speeding up!!

once again, thank y'all for being so great, honestly.

question of the day: Flying or breathing underwater? I'm flying all the way.

Chapter 34: 2 out of 3

Summary:

Danny and Ellie are about to be privy to some (more) sensitive information!

Notes:

Ah oh gosh
it's this chapter ahha
Very excited about this one! it was great while I was writing it, and I hope you guys will think it's great too! another moment you guys have been waiting for, so I hope the delivery is as good as it can be over text!

oh other cool thing that has nothing to do with the story but that I'm excited about: I'm taking horse riding lessons now! I finally get to be a horse girl :D!

ok as you were

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

HELLO AND GOOD MORNING

 

Mouse Bug

It’s been morning over here for awhile

 

Ghost Girl

Exciting news: I’m meeting Bloodson in person today

And learning his irl name so that should be fun

I’m not sure if I’m ever going to be able to call him anything other than Bloodson tho 

 

Ghost Boy

That IS exciting!

On the other hand I’m meeting Zombie_Bird today

 

Notactuallyanerd

Good luck

 

The Kon Man

Eh you’ll be fine

 

Mouse Bug

I have exciting news too!

 

Ghost Girl

Oh?

 

Mouse Bug

Remember a while back that meeting I went to?

 

Babababs

I remember

 

Mouse Bug

We’re meeting with them again!

We must have made the impression we wanted to

 

Double A

And what a relief that is

 

Babababs

Huh

Ok

 

Mouse Bug

This time it’s gonna be a heck of a lot less formal though

I think

So we should be fine

 

My Little Robot

I would have been fine either way

 

Mouse Bug

I envy your lack of social anxiety

 

Ghost Boy

Oh same

 

Ghost Girl

I've never been social enough to have social anxiety

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m fairly certain that it does not work that way

 

Ghost Girl

I wouldn’t know

 

Mouse Bug

Luckyyyyy

 

Ghost Boy

Oh hey

Ellie

You filmed the thing?

 

Ghost Girl

!!!

Glowy glowy!!

I did film it yeah

 

Babababs

Oh goodie

 

Double A

What’s Glowy glowy?

 

The Kon Man

Havoc on my retinas

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s a heart-stopping display of power

 

Ghost Girl

You did NOT

 

Ghost Boy

I like that one, can I use it?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Sure!

 

Babababs

Can we see it now?

 

Mouse Bug

This is only making me more curious

 

Ghost Girl

Alright alright

<video attachment, Ellie center frame. She jumps, and a bright white light washes over her, leaving most of her colors negative, and a pale glow. She winks at the camera with now-green eyes, you can hear Jon and Kon yelling off frame>

 

The Kon Man

I’m not sure what I expected glowy glowy to be, but it wasn’t that

Frickin surprising in person

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well I think it’s AWESOME

 

Ghost Girl

I also think it’s awesome!

 

Babababs

Wow

That’s actually really cool

 

The_Blood_Son

I look forward to seeing it in person.

 

Ghost Girl

HEck yes

 

Ghost Boy

Paris people?

Any reaction?

 

Mouse Bug

Uh

It’s not my reaction that’s important

 

Ghost Boy

?

 

Mouse Bug

Hang on

 

Ghost Boy

So Mouse just invited me to another groupchat, see you guys back here in a bit?

 

Ghost Girl

Just got the same invite

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s weird

 

The Kon Man

Yeah, really weird

 

Babababs

Leave em to it

They’ll explain when they get back

 

The_Blood_Son

They might not, you never know

This group does tend to have quite a lot of secrets sometimes

 

Notactuallyanerd

All the time you mean

 

Babababs

True 

 

The_Blood_Son

I have to wonder what Mouse Sensei meant when she said it wasn’t her reaction that mattered…

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not like any of us are any stranger to vague comments

 

The Kon Man

Whatever

We’ll know more when they come back anyway

It’s how much more that we don’t know

 

The_Blood_Son

I shall also take my leave, at least until the others return

Father is calling me for something.

 

Notactuallyanerd

See you soon!

 

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GROUPCHAT - Hey what the frick

 

<Mouse Bug added Ghost Boy to the chat>

 

<Mouse Bug added Ghost Girl to the chat>

 

<Mouse Bug added Double A to the chat>

 

<Mouse Bug added My Little Robot to the chat>

 

Ghost Boy

Um

Mouse?

Why?

 

Mouse Bug

The video

 

Ghost Girl

What about the video?

What’s so wrong with it that you had to make an entire groupchat?

 

Mouse Bug

Nothing’s wrong with it!

 

Double A

Yeah, I thought it was really cool

 

My Little Robot

As did I

 

Ghost Girl

So what’s with the new GC?

 

Mouse Bug

Um

So GB, you wouldn’t happen to time travel more often?

Like, more than just that one time

 

Ghost Boy

I have, yeah

Seriously what is this about

 

Mouse Bug

Your guys’ ghost forms look similar too?

 

Ghost Boy

I mean

Ellie IS my clone

So

 

Ghost Girl

Though the Froot Loop did make my suit a little weird for literally no reason

I fixed that though

 

Mouse Bug

So you wouldn’t happen to be “The Great Green Guardian”

“The Herald Of Peace”

“The Tyrant’s Bane”

“The Child Savior”

“The Spirit Of Hope”

Would you?

 

Ghost Girl

Good grief how many titles do you HAVE??

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse

Why do you know so many of my arbitrary titles

 

Mouse Bug

So that IS you!

 

Double A

I honestly wasn’t expecting it to actually be you

 

Mouse Bug

This is one heck of a coincidence

 

My Little Robot

This is one of the most statistically improbable things I have ever seen

 

Ghost Girl

Pffffffff

 

Ghost Boy

No Mouse

I’m pretty sure that NO LIVING PERSON knows a few of those

Like what the HECK

 

Mouse Bug

Um 

 

Ghost Girl

And she even missed a few lol

 

Double A

You have MORE??

 

Ghost Girl

Oh yeah

He’s got some super recently too

He attracts them like FLIES

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie.

 

Ghost Girl

*Ghost Boy’s Real Name*.

 

Mouse Bug

Wow 

 

Ghost Boy

So how DID you find those?

 

Mouse Bug

Uh

Tikki told me about them

 

Ghost Boy

Oh

OH 

WAIT WHAT THE-

 

Ghost Girl

TALK ABOUT STATISTICLLY IMPROBABLY

 

My Little Robot

It’s Statistical improbability

 

Ghost Girl

Do I look like I care

 

My Little Robot

No idea, I can’t see your face

 

Ghost Girl

<Picture of Ellie, human form, an unimpressed look on her face>

 

My Little Robot

No, it doesn’t look like you care

 

Ghost Girl

Thank you

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse, you’re the new Ladybug???

 

Mouse Bug

I

I am yeah

Every Parisian in this chat is a miraculous holder

It’s not EVERY miraculous holder of course!

That’d be ridiculous, most of them don’t even know you guys

Though I bet they’d love to, you guys are great!

 

Ghost Boy

MOUSE

Slow down

 

Mouse Bug

Sorry

 

Ghost Boy

It’s fine

Just

Slower please

 

Double A

Maybe I could…?

 

Mouse Bug

Go ahead

 

Double A

Alright so uh

We’re miraculous holders!

I’m the Cat holder, Mouse is the Ladybug holder, and Robot is the Horse holder

 

Mouse Bug

My name on here is Mouse because I have a second Identity holding the Mouse miraculous

 

Ghost Boy

Oh COOL

The Mouse one is the duplication one, right?

Mullo?

 

Mouse Bug

Mullo is happy that you remember him :)

 

Ghost Girl

Aww

Adorable

WAIT this means my chances of meeting a Kwamii just shot through the roof!!!

 

My Little Robot

I can confirm

 

Double A

I’m sure that Plagg would love to meet you if you brought him cheese

 

Ghost Girl

I would love to bring him cheese

What kind does he like?

 

Double A

He’s reading over my shoulder, and is very happy

And he likes camembert 

 

Ghost Girl

It’s on my list :)

 

Mouse Bug

Well that’s nice

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie’s been waiting to meet a Kwamii for a long time lol

 

Mouse Bug

There are a few more things we need to talk about though

 

Ghost Boy

Fire away

 

Mouse Bug

So uh

I’m the current grand guardian of the Miracle Box

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse

You’re like, fifteen at the oldest, right?

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah

 

Ghost Boy

I always hated those uptight guardian people

>:(

Please tell me you had a choice?

 

Mouse Bug

Um

Not really

 

Ghost Girl

Well frick them

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Double A

The guy was kind of a jerk to us in that regard

And now he’s given himself amnesia, so we can’t learn anything new really

We were thinking that you might know some stuff about the miraculous

And that you could maybe help Mouse a little

 

Ghost Boy

Well I myself am not so great with technical magic

BUT! I DO actually have those books I was talking about

We could send them over to you maybe?

 

Mouse Bug

You guys are the BEST

And sending it could be dangerous, those books are supposed to be really old, right?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Mouse Bug

We could just send Pegasus (Robot) over to get them using his portals

You up for that right now?

 

My Little Robot

I should be

 

Ghost Boy

That should work

I’ll gather the books and then DM you the pick up coords

 

My Little Robot

I look forward to meeting you

 

Ghost Boy

Same here

 

Ghost Girl

Lucky

 

Double A

Lucky

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie, you already met Jon

Let me meet Robot in peace

 

Double A

I haven’t met anybody yet!

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah you’re allowed to be envious

 

Double A

Lucky :(

 

Mouse Bug

Those books should be a big help though, thank you so much GB!

 

Ghost Boy

You’re welcome!

Those old things are just collecting dust here anyway

It’s better they be in a place where they can be used

 

Double A

That’s true

 

Ghost Girl

Oh, I have to go, Bloodson and his dad are getting here soon OwO

 

Ghost Boy

Please don’t use that emote

 

Ghost Girl

I’m going to use it every time I greet you from here on out just to spite you owO

 

Mouse Bug

You should have expected that

 

Ghost Boy

I really should have yeah

Well anyway, I too, have books to gather

 

Mouse Bug

Bye! 

 

My Little Robot

See you soon

 

Double A

I’m going to go reassure the rest of The WDFJ Club that we aren’t dead

 

Mouse Bug

Good idea

Notes:

THE AMITY PEOPLE NOW KNOW TWO OUT OF THREE OF THE BIG SECRETS! one of them being their own, obviously. by that logic they're the LAST to know two of the three big secrets, actually. haha, I hadn't thought about that until just now!

I'm very tempted to write the meeting between Danny and Pegasus, as well as the Kwamii's reactions as actual pieces, but we'll have to wait to see if I actually get around to doing that lol. The actual meeting isn't for another few chapters timeline wise anyway. before that, we have more secrets to spill! so look forward to that!

ANOTHER big thanks to everyone who reads this! you and your support mean the world to me!!

Chapter 35: A Name and a Story

Summary:

People people meet and people talk

wow I am bad at summaries

Notes:

oHO ok so I thought this was going to be a different thing than it is, but at least it means that I have more chapters in my buffer than I thought right? Well it's cool anyway... I hope.

Well this might not be the chapter you were waiting for, but I have something else for you! Tomorrow is a special occasion, special enough that if you look, this fic is now the first in a series! I've finally done something I've wanted to do almost since I started writing this. You'll have to wait till tomorrow to find out exactly what I'm talking about, but I'm sure a few of you can guess! I've been excited for this all week, so I hope you guys like it when it comes!

Onto the chapter!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Double A

Uh

We’re fine!

Just letting everyone know!

 

Babababs

Good

What was that about, if I may ask?

 

Mouse Bug

You may not ask

 

Babababs

Fair enough

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - Explanation

 

Oracle

Hey, when (not if) we tell the Ghost siblings

Can we do it over chat? To be all inclusive?

 

Robin

Well we can’t use this chat

We’d have to start in a chat with our civilian screen names, and then maybe move here later.

 

Oracle

Well yes

But I mean telling them at the same time

 

SuperBoy 1

I don’t see a problem with that

 

Robin

I nominate that we still exclude those not in The WDFJ Club, however.

 

SuperBoy 2

Seconded!

 

SuperBoy 1 

Thirded!

 

Oracle

Fourthed

 

Batman

I was planning to do it over chat anyway.

 

Oracle

Well then that’s great, we’re all in agreement!

 

Robin

So you are planning to already then.

You’ve only been in Ellie’s presence for ten minutes!

 

SuperBoy 2

I know

It’s great

 

SuperBoy 1

She just has that effect on people

 

SuperBoy 2

Weren’t you super sus of her when you first met her?

 

SuperBoy 1

In my defence I had no background

 

Oracle

Fair 

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ghost Boy and My Little Robot

 

My Little Robot

Unfortunately something has come up

I should be able to come for the books in a few hours

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no problem

Here’s the coords for when you do come

*Coordinates of Danny’s room*

 

My Little Robot

Thank you

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

I don’t know what I was expecting your name to be

But that wasn’t it

 

The_Blood_Son

Is there anything wrong with my name?

 

Ghost Girl

No

It’s just not at all what I was expecting

 

The_Blood_Son

Well what were you expecting my name to be?

 

Ghost Girl

Just said I didn’t know

But If i had to say

James

Or something like that

 

The Kon Man

Wow you were way off

 

Ghost Girl

I know right?

 

Mouse Bug

I’m so curious now

 

Ghost Boy

Right???

Hah

Just asked Zombie_Bird about your name and he tried to flip me off

All he managed to do was raise his ring finger

He’s yelling now

 

The_Blood_Son

I suppose there is no longer any harm in you all knowing my name

What with only the Parisians and GB left out of the loop

 

Mouse Bug

Why couldn’t he flip you off?

 

Ghost Boy

Name??? 

 

The_Blood_Son

My name is Damian.

 

Mouse Bug

That’s a nice name!

 

Ghost Boy

It is actually

 

Double A

Hmmm…. 

 

The Kon Man

Wait why couldn’t he flip you off?

 

Ghost Boy

Due to a wish gone wrong, no one in town can swear

Like we all physically cannot

And that includes rude gestures

 

The Kon Man

Oh gosh that must be torture for him lol

 

Ghost Boy

Haven’t been around him that long and even I can tell

He’s trying so hard

Ah frick

I heard an explosion

That’s not usually a good thing

I’m going to go check on that

 

Mouse Bug

Good luck!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Zombie_Bird

Man you really weren’t lying about the dead roaming the streets thing

 

Friar Tuck

I was not no

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait WHAT

 

Zombie_Bird

I had seen one or two ghosts in the first few hours of being here, but this was my first real ghost attack

Man people here are really nonchalant about the undead huh

 

Chaos

I mean they’ll run screaming from an attacking ghost, but that’s just etiquette at this point

Otherwise it’s just the way it is

 

Zombie_Bird

It’s like Gotham, only the crime rate is really frickin low

And the casualty numbers are also really frickin low

How

 

MyPalVal

Well I mean no one wants to kill anyone, because the chance of them coming back for revenge with superpowers is really frickin high and has happened before

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh my gosh really?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That sounds like an absolute nightmare

 

JazzHands

That’s why we’re grateful people stopped trying to kill each other

 

MyPalVal

Especially you yeah

 

PurpleWaffles

?

Why especially her?

 

JazzHands

We touched a little on it before, but my parents are actually our town’s “official” ghost hunters

 

PurpleWaffles

Ah I see

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Why is Official in quotation marks?

 

Chaos

Ha

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh yeah

Because two teens do their job better than they do

 

PurpleWaffles

Um

What 

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What two teens?

 

The Kon Man

Wait

Wait a second

I feel like Ellie and Notactuallyanerd were talking about this

 

Zombie_Bird

One of the teens is dead though so I have no idea how long he’s been a teen

But he’s a ghost who chases the other ghosts away

 

JazzHands

Actually, there’s a club at our school that’s found reports of a spirit that matches his description found all around the world, throughout history.

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh so he’s been around for a LONG time then

 

MyPalVal

That’s the running theory

 

PurpleWaffles

First of all that’s incredibly cool

Second of all, who's the second teen?

The not-dead one?

 

Chaos

Well there are some theories that she’s also actually a ghost so

It’s not certain

But yeah, there’s a teen girl who rides around on a hoverboard catching ghosts with the ghost teen

She actually had it out for him too until a few months ago when they reached some sort of truce

 

JazzHands

Thank goodness

It was starting to get annoying, watching them fight

 

MyPalVal

You know, I almost liked it

Not sad to see it go though

 

PurpleWaffles

ooOOooh DRAMA

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m more concerned about the fact that Z saw a teen girl fighting a horde of the undead almost alone and thought it was ok

 

MyPalVal

You obviously haven’t seen her in action

 

Chaos

Or tried to hunt a ghost

 

Zombie_Bird

You know what I’m going to side with the native Amityites on this one

I would NOT want to get between that girl and the ghosts

 

MyPalVal

Haha 

 

The Kon Man

Just asked Ellie, apparently that teen’s name is “The Red Huntress”

 

PurpleWaffles

Are you kidding me?

 

Zombie_Bird

It does fit

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Any idea why Red is such a popular word to have in an alias?

 

Zombie_Bird

I dunno SPITE

Why is it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I don’t know Zombie why is it

 

PurpleWaffles

Ok but for real

Why

 

Chaos

She didn’t pick her own name

The media named her

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ahh

 

PurpleWaffles

Ahh

 

Zombie_Bird

Ahh

 

The Kon Man

Ahh

 

MyPalVal

Yep

And we all know that the media isn’t the best at naming things

 

The Kon Man

Don’t we know it

 

Chaos

In fact!

When our more ghostly protector showed up, before Red Huntress was a thing, the media nicknamed him Invis-o-Bill

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh my gosh that’s terrible

 

Zombie_Bird

Well he definitely isn’t called that now so he must have done something about it

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well wouldn’t you?

 

The Kon Man

I would

If I had been given something that terrible

 

MyPalVal

He’s usually incredibly mysterious in the public’s eye

Except for when anyone calls him Invis-o-Bill, because he will set the record straight, mysteriousness be darned.

 

PurpleWaffles

So what’s his name?

 

Zombie_Bird

From what I’ve heard, his name is Phantom, right?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Much better than Invis-o-Bill

 

PurpleWaffles

Agreed

 

MyPalVal

Idk I think it would have been pretty funny if he’d just stuck with the name the media gave him

 

Chaos

Yeah 

 

Friar Tuck

Serves him right

 

PurpleWaffles

What did he do?

 

Friar Tuck

A lot lol

 

MyPalVal

Like you haven’t done just as much to him

 

Chaos

More, even

Recently

 

Friar Tuck

True true

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We seem to be missing some context

 

PurpleWaffles

We do indeed

 

Chaos

Suffer then

 

PurpleWaffles

So we’re not getting context

 

JazzHands

No

Not yet

But judging by our track record, you might eventually.

 

FriarTuck

What do you mean?

 

JazzHands

All I’m saying is that anyone who gets close to this circle at all is given context eventually

As long as they’re not parental figures

Examples are Val and I.

 

Chaos

You do have a point

 

MyPalVal

Yep.

What with Jason being around you guys a lot all of today there’s no way he won’t get the context eventually

I give it three days, tops.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well now I’m intrigued 

 

PurpleWaffles

Same

This “context” sounds mysterious and I want in

 

Zombie_Bird

Apparently I will be

Come on over and you might too

 

PurpleWaffles

If I could I would!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We got off track

I think you were about to tell us about the attack from earlier

 

Zombie_Bird

Ah right

The Ghost Attack: An Outside Perspective

The amity people can give their opinions too

 

Chaos

Your permission is appreciated if unnecessary 

 

Zombie_Bird

You’re welcome

Anyway

It started with explosions, green ones

The entirety of the smoke was green, not just bits of it either 

 

PurpleWaffles

O-okay

Weird

 

MyPalVal

What isn’t, in this town

 

JazzHands

I was trying to think of something but honestly couldn’t

 

Zombie_Bird

The locals were fleeing and screaming and all that

But they didn’t look scared?

 

Chaos

Screaming is good etiquette when running from danger

It lets others know that they should probably use a different road

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I feel like the unnatural green smoke and explosions would have tipped them off

 

FriarTuck

There’s not always stuff like that

Especially with things like our Djinn-on-the-loose

Her stuff isn’t usually so flashy until you get close

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ah

Gotcha

 

Zombie_Bird

The attacking ghost looked like a buff robot with frickin skinny legs

And a flaming green mohawk

 

PurpleWaffles

There are no words

*why* 

 

Chaos

His name is Skulker, and we all hate him

 

Zombie_Bird

We didn’t run away like everyone else because Chaos said we had to watch

 

Chaos

Not like you wouldn’t have have watched anyway

 

Zombie_Bird

True

The Red Huntress girl showed up first, screaming bloody murder

To the ghost’s credit, he didn’t flinch

He did try and nab her with what looked like a net

But it was a net made for ghosts so it didn’t do much against her

 

PurpleWaffles

I thought some people thought she was a ghost though?

 

MyPalVal

Yeah they’re wrong

 

PurpleWaffles

Gotcha 

 

Zombie_Bird

So that’s when Phantom showed up

He made a few puns

Sucked the other ghost up into what looked like a thermos

And then both he and the girl left

After that, people started coming back to the area again

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s

A little odd yeah

But I mean Gotham is weird too

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hey

Weren’t we going to get to see pictures of a dog?

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah!

Bring out the pup!

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah tho dog was already gone by the time I got there

 

PurpleWaffles

Nooooo 

 

Zombie_Bird

He only really listens to GB though so I’m out of luck till I meet him

 

Chaos

Which you will soon

We’re heading over to his house next

 

Zombie_Bird

The one with the hole in the world in it’s basement?

 

Chaos

That’s the one

 

Zombie_Bird

Well this should be fun

 

MyPalVal

Meet you there

I’m with GB rn, we’re coming

 

Chaos

Good good

 

PurpleWaffles

You had better not forget dog pictures, Jason

 

Zombie_Bird

I won’t

I would have taken them even without you telling me

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Have fun

Don’t die

 

Zombie_Bird

I make no promises

Notes:

A name reveal and a story from Jason, hence the title of the chapter :) man I'm so creative. Next chapter is going to be called 3 out of 3, if you know what I mean! :D but before then tomorrow has to happen and seriously guys I am SO EXCITED

You all are the reason I'm able to do this!!! Thank you all SO MUCH for being here with me! we made it to 50K WORDS!!! I never thought anything I ever wrote would get this long, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Chapter 36: 3 out of 3

Summary:

The Ghost siblings KNOW

Notes:

ohoHO you know what this is!!!! I've been waiting for this for so long, and I bet you guys have too! ahhhhh this has just been sitting in the google doc for too long, I've wanted to chat with people on the discord about it but I kept having to tell myself "BAD Rosie! that's spoilers!" SO NOW I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE MUAHAHAH

Have fun with the chapter!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Top Secret

 

Babababs added B to the chat

 

Babababs added The_Blood_Son to the chat

 

Babababs added Notactuallyanerd to the chat

 

Babababs added The Kon Man to the chat

 

Babababs added SuperDad to the chat

 

Babababs

I decided to take the liberty of creating the chat

Don’t worry about it’s security, by the way

No one is getting in here unless I invite them

 

B

Good.

 

Babababs added Ghost Boy to the chat

 

Babababs added Ghost Girl to the chat

 

Ghost Boy

Man what is it with the mysterious groupchat invitations today?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh yeah

The Parisians made one too didn’t they

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah but that one was called “Hey What The Frick”

This one is called “Top Secret” so I’m more excited about this one

 

Ghost Boy

Idk the other one was pretty cool

 

Ghost Girl

But 

Top Secret GB

Top Secret

 

Ghost Boy

Spooky

 

SuperDad

So you must be Ellie’s brother?

 

Ghost Boy

Yea

Who’re you?

 

Notactuallyanerd

He’s my dad!

 

SuperDad

It’s nice to meet you!

 

Ghost Boy

Oh cool!

Thanks for letting Ellie stay with you for the past

Huh it’s been awhile hasn’t it

 

Ghost Girl

Frickin best time of my life tho

 

The_Blood_Son

I can imagine,

Compared to the stories you’ve told us.

 

Ghost Girl

Ikr? 

 

SuperDad

Happy to be of some help!

 

B

We should use this chat for its intended purpose.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah who’s this person?

 

The_Blood_Son

He is my father. 

 

Ghost Boy

Oh cool

The one Ellie met today?

 

Ghost Girl

Yup


Ghost Boy

So what is this chat’s “intended purpose”

 

Babababs

You wanted to know our secrets right

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah

 

Babababs

And we said that you could only do that by getting permission from bloodson's dad

 

Ghost Girl

Oooh 

I get it now

Given the chat name, I’m guessing we passed some sort of invisible test?

 

B

You could say that.

 

Ghost Boy  

Sweet

 

Babababs

So we get to tell you what’s up with us now

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yes!!!!

I’m very excited for this

 

Ghost Girl

Me too

Now I can finally stop fighting my snooping instinct!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh yeah you mentioned that before

 

SuperDad

What?

 

Ghost Girl

It’s like I can smell the secrets here almost

I’ve exercised some self control and haven’t gone looking for what I know is there

 

SuperDad

Thank you?

 

Babababs

Ok

We should really get started

 

Ghost Boy

Keeping us on track even outside of the normal server

We can always count on you, Babs

 

Babababs

You got that right

 

Notactuallyanerd

So how do we do this?

 

Babababs

Can I do the honors?

 

B

Go ahead.

They are your friends, after all.

 

Babababs

Sweet 

So you know how some of us live in Gotham, yeah?

And some of us live in Metropolis?

 

Ghost Boy

If this is going where I think it’s going

What are the chances

 

Ghost Girl

The words of the day are “Statistical improbability” 

 

Ghost Boy

Right?

 

Babababs

What?

Where do you think this is going?

 

Ghost Boy

Were you

By any chance

Going to tell us that you’re superheroes and or vigilantes for your respective cities?

 

Babababs

I

Yes

Yes I was

 

Ghost Girl

YOOOOOOOO

 

The_Blood_Son

How did you predict that?

 

Ghost Boy

Previous association 

Also massive coincidence leading me to think about it

 

Notactuallyanerd

:D

 

Ghost Girl

Jon

Jon you’re super boy right

The younger one?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah!

 

Ghost Girl

WE CAN GO FLYING TOGETEHR

 

The_Blood_Son

That possibility was one of his driving motivations in getting clearance to tell you.

 

Ghost Girl

Really?? :D

 

Notactuallyanerd

Kinda 

 

Ghost Girl

Heck Yes

 

Ghost Boy

So

Because it’s fun

I wanna try and guess who the rest of you are

 

The Kon Man

Well

It shouldn’t be *that* hard

 

Babababs

Shoot for the moon 

 

Ghost Boy

Ok so @B is Batman yeah

Otherwise we wouldn’t have to specifically get his permission

@SuperDad is superman, given that he’s Jon’s dad and also the Metropolis adult supervision

Ha

 

Ghost Girl

That was sneaky

 

Ghost Boy

(:

 

Ghost Girl

Hnnnnn no

 

Babababs

Well you’re right so far

What about me and Kon Man?

 

Ghost Boy

Well Kon Man is the older Superboy, 100%

 

The Kon Man

You got me

 

Ghost Boy

But you, Babs

You’re a bit harder

There seems to be waaay more bats than Supers

I don’t know how old you are either

 

Babababs

I’ll give you a pass on me

I do behind the scenes stuff with the name “Oracle”

 

Ghost Boy

ohh ok

Super cool

 

Ghost Girl

Stop

 

Ghost Boy

I’m guessing your friends on the other team are also a part of this?

 

The_Blood_Son

You would be right.

 

Ghost Boy

Oh boy that’s

SPITEandCAFFEINE, Zombie_Bird, and PurpleWaffles

 

Babababs

It is

 

Ghost Girl

Good luck brother :)

 

Ghost Boy

Thanks

So PurpleWaffles is probably BatGirl, because purple

 

Babababs

Correct!

 

Ghost Boy

Zombie_Bird is probably Red Hood, given the name Zombie_Bird and the rumors that Red Hood is the resurrected second Robin

 

Babababs

Also correct!

 

Ghost Boy

Oh gosh I’m so sorry

 

Babababs

?

About what?

 

Ghost Boy

I forgot about Bloodson

 

Babababs

OH

Whoops

 

Ghost Girl

PFFFFF YES

 

The_Blood_Son

An unforgivable crime.

 

Ghost Boy

You’re Robin, right? The newest one?

 

The_Blood_Son

Let me correct you, the best Robin.

 

Ghost Boy

Well I mean

You’re the only Robin on our team

So yeah that checks out

 

The_Blood_Son

It’s good that you can see sense.

 

Babababs

I can see him

He’s smiling at his phone

Don’t buy his cold act

 

Notactuallyanerd

Awww

 

Ghost Girl

~friendship~ 

 

The_Blood_Son

I will end all three of you

Only GB is safe!

 

Ghost Boy

Wow thanks

But didn’t you say that forgetting you was “an unforgivable crime”?

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s an entirely different issue.

 

Ghost Boy

Of course it is

 

Babababs

GB what about SPITEandCAFFEINE

 

Ghost Boy

Oh right

Uhhh the only three left that i can think of are NIghtwing, Red Robin, and Signal

I don’t think he’s nightwing because he’s def not the oldest

That Dick guy was the oldest, right?

Bet that’s him

 

Babababs

You’re good at this

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah between Red Robin and Signal I have no idea

 

Notactuallyanerd

SPITEandCAFFEINE is Red Robin

You haven’t met Signal yet!

 

B

That’s enough for now.

Preferably, we’d like to meet with both of you in person to discuss most things.

 

Ghost Girl

I mean

I met you

 

B

Your brother hasn’t.

 

Ghost Boy

We have a ghost friend who can open portals as long as he either has been there before or knows the coordinates

We could set up a meeting point

 

B

And this friend is someone you trust?

 

Ghost Boy

A lot yeah

 

B

We can determine that at a later date, but it sounds like a good possibility.

 

Babababs

Ah yes

Our guests

 

Ghost Boy

Gonna go process 

Bye

 

Ghost Girl

Jon we’re going flying as soon as we’re able

 

Notactuallyanerd

Seconded

 

The Kon Man

I’m coming too

 

Ghost Girl

Not if we ditch you

 

The Kon Man

Rude! 

Notes:

Well hello! REVEAL AT LAST HAHAHAHAH!!!!

This took me awhile to write because Bruce is always so hard to write. he's barely here, but he's PRESENT for the entire thing! I would probably have an easier time writing him when NOT in chat format, but how is Bruce supposed to text?? how??? I have no idea, so I hope my ~characterization instincts~ are enough in this case. same with Superman, really. I'm not as familiar with his character as I should be, which is odd because I've consumed more than enough Superman media to get a handle on his character. maybe his personality is just elusive? I don't know.

WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT I NEED TO BUFF MY BUFFER! i have enough that I'm not overly worried, but NOW is the time to suggest things you want to see! also to remind me of plot threads I may have forgotten about! I write without an outline, or any notes whatsoever, so there's a high chance I have forgotten something. Yes I need better writing habits. I know. so that's The Question Of The Day! what do you want to see in the fic???? it's a chat fic, so the plot is really malleable lol.

see ya in two weeks!

Chapter 37: The First Battle In A While

Summary:

uhhh they fight. online.

Notes:

As promised! A CHAPTER!!!!

haha

ha

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

In celebration of something

I wanna fight

 

Ghost Girl

But NAAN and I are busy :/

 

Chaos

Then don’t be busy

Simple

 

Ghost Girl

>:/

 

LadyPizza

Sounds fun :D

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh no it’s you

 

LadyPizza

It’s me :)

 

Zombie_Bird

Well I mean

We’re not technically busy right now

Yeah we can battle

 

DoubleA

I can play too

Just not for too long

We have an early morning tomorrow 

 

Ghost Boy

Fair enough

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oooh I think I know what we’re celebrating

 

Ghost Girl

Actually you only know half of the reason

 

Notactuallyanerd

Really?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah :)

 

Notactuallyanerd

What's the other half???

 

Ghost Girl

It’s a secret

 

Ghost Boy

Ha

 

Notactuallyanerd

WOW ok

 

Ghost Girl

Don’t worry, knowing this group it’s only a matter of time until you know

 

The_Blood_Son

That has certainly ended up true in every other case, hasn’t it?

 

Zombie_Bird

Hey uh

Demon spawn?

What do you mean by that?

 

Ghost Boy

He’s not wrong though

 

Chaos

GB what does that mean

 

LadyPizza 

LOBBY 5 SNOWY MOUNTAINS :D

 

FriarTuck

Saved by the bell

Or, ya know, equivalent thereof

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Boy

So I was going to suggest vc

But then I realized that Zombie_Brid is in the next room

And I really don’t put it past him to eavesdrop on me

 

The_Blood_Son

A wise choice.

 

The Kon Man

Guess we’ll have to go old school for this one

 

Double A

You’re fighting on the other team anyway?

 

The Kon Man

You’re right

I am

 

Mouse Bug

Good thing you were reminded before the fighting actually got started, huh

 

The Kon Man

Very 

 

Ghost Girl

Wow our whole espionage thing just almost fell apart huh

 

Ghost Boy

Looks like!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Not sure I would have forgiven you

 

The Kon Man

Ok I didn’t actually though!

 

Mouse Bug

But you could have!

 

My Little Robot

A near tragedy 

 

The_Blood_Son

Pathetic.

 

The Kon Man

Chaos and Waffles are planning on doing a pincer attack on GB and LadyPizza, just a heads up

 

Ghost Boy

See this is why we need our espionage!

 

The_Blood_Son

Exactly. 

 

The Kon Man

Oh come on!

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

PurpleWaffles

Ok but after this battle

Jason

 

Zombie_Bird

What??

 

PurpleWaffles

Show dog

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Show dog!

 

The Kon Man

Show dog!

 

Chaos

Pff

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh

Oh right

I gotta show you the dog

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Something wrong with the dog, Jason?

 

Zombie_Bird

Uh

No

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s a very suspicious answer, Jason.

 

The Kon Man

Show us the dog, Jason.

 

Zombie_Bird

You know what?

Sure

Just you know,

After we’re done kicking our friends butts

 

MyPalVal

Naturally

 

PurpleWaffles

Hey

Hey Chaos

Let's do a pincer on GB and that Pizza person

I don’t like her

 

Chaos

Yeah she has weird vibes

Let's do it

 

The Kon Man

Hmmmm

 

----------

 

Groupchat - WAR MEETING

 

Chaos

I hate you all

HOW

 

LadyPizza

How what :)

 

Chaos

How do you all keep doing things like this??

 

Ghost Girl

Like what :)

 

Zombie_Bird

You know what.

 

Ghost Boy

Do we though :)

 

PurpleWaffles

AHHHHHHHH

Frick you, PIzza.

I’ll get my revenge one of these days!!

 

LadyPizza

Not so sure about that ;D

 

PurpleWaffles

@Chaos next time, next time for sure

 

Chaos

Definitely

 

Notactuallyanerd

That was fun though, you gotta admit!

We haven’t had a battle in a while!

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed we had not

I truly am glad that our return to the battlefield was victorious.

 

Ghost Boy

That feels like you’re haming it up, even for you

 

The_Blood_Son

#15

 

Ghost Boy

Lhkafsakjsjd I WAS DOING SO WELL

 

Chaos

Ahh, little pleasures

 

Babababs

You said it

 

Ghost Boy

BABS YOU’RE ON MY TEAM

 

Ghost Girl

So am I 

And I gotta say

Little pleasures

 

The Kon Man

You have to admit

 

Ghost Boy

I admit nothing

 

Zombie_Bird

Pretty sure we could find a way for you to confess

It’s funny

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh wow ominous

 

Ghost Boy

Actually sure that nothing you could do would make me confess anything

 

Zombie_Bird

Is that a challenge

 

Ghost Boy

No

It’s a fact :)

 

LadyPizza

Oooooooooooh! :3

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m in your house

 

Ghost Boy

I know

 

Ghost Girl

I am cackling right now

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’m worried about both of your safety

Please don’t fight (IRL)

 

Zombie_Bird

Both of our safety??

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah no 

I would be worried about GB if he wasn’t on the opposing team

But I’m not worried about Zombie_Bird

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Same

Also Zombie_Bird

Dog

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah yeah in a sec

Gotta catch GB right now

 

Ghost Boy

Actually just realized that this is a bad time

Mayhaps could we reschedule this?

 

Zombie_Bird

What?

 

Chaos

Why is it a bad time?

As far as I know you have nothing else going on

And I have access to your schedule

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah, as far as you know

I have something going on that you don’t know about :3

 

LadyPizza

Get em, sneaky boii >:)

 

Ghost Girl

I’m so proud of you

 

MyPalVal

What could you possibly have going on??

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh subtle BURN

 

Ghost Boy

Sneaky stuff

Cuz I’m sneaky now haha

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait no I’m confused too

This doesn’t have anything to do with earlier, does it?

 

The_Blood_Son

It shouldn’t. 

 

Ghost Boy

Oh, no it doesn’t

 

MyLittleRobot

I need his help with something

We’ve already put it off for several hours

 

Babababs

Oh?

 

MyLittleRobot

It’s not tech related, and that’s all any of you are going to get

 

The_Blood_Son

Any of us?

 

Double A

It’s a personal matter

But if things go the way that they’re going

The WDFJ Club will know eventually

 

Ghost Girl

The WDFJ Club shall know all

 

Notactuallyanerd

Now that you’ve said that, watch us become an international information network

 

LadyPizza

Were we not already that?? >;)

 

Ghost Boy

True

 

PurpleWaffles

Okay a little scared now

Babs confirm or deny

 

Babababs

Confirm

 

Zombie_Bird

Darn 

 

MyPalVal

???????

 

Chaos

Wow. 

 

Ghost Boy

Okay gotta take care of that thing bye

 

Chaos

Bye I guess

 

Babababs

Have fun!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Good luck?

 

LadyPizza

They already have all the luck they need ;)

Notes:

SO

uhhh.... I only have one chapter left in my buffer :| Whoops. Well! as I said last time! if you have anything you want me to do, please tell me now, and maybe I'll actually write. Our esteemed Beta, Silvie, has requested "More confused Dick" and I gotta say, I'm inspired. I promise I'll write some confused Dick for you. Oh! and The Miraculous team AND the Bats both owe the Ghost Siblings a story!!! I haven't forgotten about that!!!! please recommend possible stories they could tell, whether you want them to bond over extreme trauma, or laugh over something like Mr. Pigeon, the decision is up to you guys!
if I DON'T manage to get another chapter done by the end of the two weeks, I'll probably post another IRL tid-bit in the CLAG series, It's not done quite yet but I'm working on it, so look forward to that!

OTHER NEWS!!!! the wonderful people on this fic's discord server (https://discord.gg/jDwPCwMhDT) have written FIC FOR THIS FIC!! WHICH IS JUST THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!! the link = https://archiveofourown.org/works/32581333/chapters/80820391, so maybe go and check that out. The many authors worked super hard on it. Oh, and if you join the server, you might be able to help write it too!

(probably) SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS!!

Chapter 38: Cujo

Summary:

Jason finally shows pictures of the dog

Notes:

Hello! I'm back! Last posting day I was on vacation and didn't have access to a place where I could post from. Also, it gave me time to catch up on my buffer! by at least a little! I hope you all enjoyed the Third work in this series in the meantime. For those who didn't see, I posted a one-shot from Ellie's POV of her joining the war so definitely check that out.

Also, guess who started school again today! That's right! It's me!! I'm! Not very excited, actually.

I'm very excited to be back though! The next few chapters have some very nice stuff in them, and I can't wait for you all to read them!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between JazzHands and Ghost Boy

 

JazzHands

Danny

What the frick

 

Ghost Boy

Whatever do you mean dear sister?

 

JazzHands

Who was that??

They weren’t a ghost, I know that much

But who were they and why were they in your room

 

Ghost Boy

Not my place to say, sorry

And besides it’s not like I know his real name either

 

JazzHands

I feel like you should know the names of people you let into your room, Danny.

 

Ghost Boy

Well I know his name!

Just not his real one

 

JazzHands

Then what is the name you know for him?

 

Ghost Boy

Uh

Just a sec

 

----------

 

Direct Message between Ghost Boy and My Little Robot

 

Ghost Boy

Hey my sister is asking questions

You know, about earlier

 

My Little Robot

I would have been concerned if she hadn’t

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah, well

Can I tell her your name is Pegasus?

 

My Little Robot

I don’t see why not

Just try not to mention the groupchat connection

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah yeah

Thanks

 

My Little Robot

No, thank you for the books!

 

Ghost Boy

Just doing what I can

 

----------

 

Direct message between JazzHands and Ghost Boy

 

Ghost Boy

His name is Pegasus

I mean, that’s not his real name, but it is the one I can tell you

 

JazzHands

Because that’s not vague at all

 

Ghost Boy

Don’t worry, you get used to it

 

JazzHands

How do you know him?

Why was he in your room?

 

Ghost Boy

Delivery

 

JazzHands

Delivery?

 

Ghost Boy

Delivery.

 

JazzHands

What does that even mean??

 

Ghost Boy

I had something for him

 

JazzHands

Danny what did you give the mysterious stranger

 

Ghost Boy

Nothing bad I swear

We had no use for it, he did, and I trust him

You’re going to search the entire house to find what’s missing, aren’t you?

 

JazzHands

I’m going to search the entire house to find what’s missing, yeah

 

Ghost Boy

Good luck with that I guess

 

JazzHands

Thank you, I have work to do

 

Ghost Boy

Wow

Just wow

 

----------

 

Direct message between Zombie_Bird and Ghost Boy

 

Zombie_Bird

Your sister went to talk to you, and now she’s tearing the house apart with reckless abandon

What in the world were you guys talking about?

 

Ghost Boy

It was more what we weren’t talking about!

 

Zombie_Bird

Because that explains so much

 

Ghost Boy

Everyone I talk to is so sarcastic, wow

 

Zombie_Bird

Maybe there’s a reason for that

 

Ghost Boy

Haha

Wait

Have they told you yet?

 

Zombie_Bird

Has who told me what yet?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh gosh they HAVEN’T

That means they probably haven’t told Caffeine either

 

Zombie_Bird

Told us what

Told us what GB

 

Ghost Boy

Oh no I’m not going to be the one to spill

I’m going to enjoy knowing things

 

Zombie_Bird

If you’re not going to tell me what is being kept from us, can you at least tell us who’s keeping it from us?

 

Ghost Boy

Ur family

And the related people in our team’s chat

 

Zombie_Bird

So you’re not completely unreasonable

 

Ghost Boy

I try

:)

 

Zombie_Bird

Still annoying as frick though

Frick

Still can’t say frick

 

Ghost Boy

I try :)

 

----------

 

Direct message between Zombie_Bird and The_Blood_Son

 

Zombie_Bird

Hey Demon Spawn

Apparently there’s something you’re not telling me

 

The_Blood_Son

There’s always something I’m not telling you.

Care to be a little more specific?

 

Zombie_Bird

It’s something you’ve told GB, that’s for sure

What are you hiding

 

The_Blood_Son

Ah, we haven’t told you yet.

An oversight, but a fortunate one.

Now we can hold this over your head.

 

Zombie_Bird

Demon Spawn what is it

What the FRICK aren’t you teling me

What do you mean oversight??

 

The_Blood_Son

We simply forgot to tell you, that’s what I meant.

We’re not going to, now, if I have anything to say about it.

Information is valuable after all, especially in war.

 

Zombie_Bird

Frick you

 

The_Blood_Son

Still can’t swear, I see.

 

Zombie_Bird

FRICK YOU

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

PurpleWaffles

Give us the dog, Jason.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah, give us the dog Jason!

 

MyPalVal

Give them the dog, Jason.

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m being bullied

 

Chaos

You deserve it

 

FriarTuck

Give them the dog, Jason.

 

Zombie_Bird

Fine

Have the dog

 

PurpleWaffles

YEAH

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

BRING OUT THE DOG

 

Zombie_Bird

<picture of a huge, glowing green and black dog (though mostly green) snarling at the camera. A goth girl assumed to be Chaos stands next to the dog for scale. She is half its height.>

<Picture of a tiny, glowing green and black dog curled up on Jason’s lap. Jason has a bit of a dazed expression.>

Behold, the dog.

 

PurpleWaffles

What

 

MyPalVal

Oh wow those are some good shots

Barely any ecto-blur at all

 

Chaos

We used my phone

The Fentons modified it to better photograph ghosts

 

FriarTuck

Why isn’t my phone modified??

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

The dog is a ghost?!?

 

PurpleWaffles

Are those not two dogs?

WHAT?

 

Chaos

Yeah GB’s dog is kind of dead

And has been for as long as we’ve known him

 

PurpleWaffles

The dog

Is dead

 

Chaos

That is what I just said

Well, typed

 

FriarTuck

No one cares about the difference

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Why is the dog dead??

 

MyPalVal

Do you actually want to know how the dog died, or do you want to know why GB has a dead dog

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

…Both.

 

Zombie_Bird

I want to know this too, actually

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah!

Why is the dog dead??

 

MyPalVal

He’s one of my dad’s company’s old security dogs

They put them all down to make way for a new digital security system

 

PurpleWaffles

!!!

That’s horrible!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What’s the name of this company?

 

MyPalVal

Don’t worry, management was changed and everything

It was terrible but the company is better now

 

Zombie_Bird

Well that’s a relief

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Still, what’s the name of the company?

 

MyPalVal

You can check to see if it’s actually clean, but don’t ruin them without telling me first

And getting my dad a better job

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Agreed.

 

MyPalVal

Okay, it’s called Axiom labs

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Got it

 

Chaos

If you wanted them ruined all you had to do was ask

 

MyPalVal

Frick you rich people

 

FriarTuck

I still can’t believe Jason was rich in the first place!

It’s Sam’s secret richness all over again…

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Back to the dog?

 

PurpleWaffles

Yeah!

Dog!

 

MyPalVal

So the dog came back as a ghost to find its squeaky toy

It kinda attacked the labs

Being a family of ghost hunters, GB met the dog

Who he named Cujo, by the way

 

PurpleWaffles

Petition to protect Cujo

 

Zombie_Bird

Signed

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Signed

 

Chaos

Signed

 

FriarTuck

Signed

 

The Kon Man

Signed

 

FriarTuck

Where have you been this whole time???

 

The Kon Man

Lurking 

 

MyPalVal

Signed

But anyway so then Cujo got attached to GB

And after Cujo got his squeaky toy, he wouldn’t NOT be GB’s dog

So now GB has an undead dog

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m still dumbfounded as to how we had no idea a place like this existed before this

 

Zombie_Bird

Right?

 

PurpleWaffles

Sounds great

Wish I could have gone

 

Chaos

It’s weird but it’s home

 

FriarTuck

Hear hear

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’ve been meaning to ask

Why is GB’s handle Ghost Boy if his family are ghost hunters?

 

Zombie_Bird

Very enthusiastic ghost hunters at that

I actually cannot imagine them being at all okay with GB being at all positively associated with ghosts

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That bad?

 

PurpleWaffles

Wow

 

The Kon Man

I don’t doubt it

GG has been pretty cagey about them

 

Chaos

How GB got the name Ghost Boy is a long and frankly traumatic story that I don’t like explaining

 

Friar Tuck

Same

 

MyPalVal

I wasn’t there, so even I only ever got the cliff notes version

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m super spurious

But I also won’t pry

Tim, promise not to try and find out on your own

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Fine

I promise

 

PurpleWaffles

I want to fly over and give you all hugs

 

Zombie_Bird

You can’t come remember

 

PurpleWaffles

THEY CAN HUG THE PICTURE OF ME

 

Chaos

We’ll be sure to maybe do that

 

PurpleWaffles

Good enough for me

 

JazzHands

Hey, Amity people, have you noticed anything missing from the house within the last few hours?

 

Chaos

No, why?

 

FriarTuck

I haven’t

 

MyPalVal

Nope

 

Zombie_Bird

Not native but I am here

I haven’t noticed anything change since I got here

 

JazzHands

Darn

The search continues I guess

 

PurpleWaffles

???

What?

 

Chaos

Think it has something to do with GB?

 

Zombie_Bird

100%

Notes:

So! Cujo! Finally! Also Pegasus and Danny met!!! And Jazz caught them whoops... I've had that scene in my brain for a while, just Jazz opening Danny's door and seeing Pegasus and Danny standing there, both with a deer-in-headlights look.

I realized that I never wrote the others being told about Danny and Ellie's new intelligence, so that's how this happened. haha.

Question of the day! What was your favorite class in school, and what do you think The WDFJ Club's favorite subjects are?

See you in two weeks! For sure this time!

Chapter 39: A Third Faction

Summary:

Some people have some grievances

Notes:

I'm sorry this is so late, I was watching anime with my mom. Not a good excuse but still. I was having fun so regret nothing.

I'm super excited for the reaction to this one!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones

 

<DickieBird added ArchDuke to the chat>

 

<DickieBird added BallerinaTM to the chat>

 

DickieBird

Okay

Cass, Duke

 

ArchDuke

Dick? What?

 

Ballerina

?

 

DickieBird

Everyone else is keeping something from us

 

ArchDuke

Yeah I noticed

Kinda hard not to, at this point

 

DickieBird

Well, it was frustrating, but if they didn’t want to tell me, I was going to let it go.

 

ArchDuke

They literally gave you a way to know, you just didn’t take it

 

DickieBird

But now even B knows! We’re the only three that don’t know at this point!!!

 

BallerinaTM

Kate also doesn’t know

 

DickieBird

True

I don’t know her discord tag though, so I couldn’t add her

 

ArchDuke

Everyone ignores me.

 

BallerinaTM

Sorry

 

DickieBird

Oh whoops

In response to what you said earlier

They were making me choose between my siblings! 

You know I can’t do that!

 

ArchDuke

It’s do that, or stew in ignorance

I could literally go over to the family chat right now, declare my allegiances, and get the secret

It’s that easy

 

DickieBird

Don’t leave Cass and I alone in ignorance!

 

ArchDuke

Cass could do it too!

Though like you, I know she wouldn’t

 

BallerinaTM

<3

 

DickieBird

<3

 

ArchDuke

I won’t anyway

Not sure I want in on it

I don’t want Damian looking for me like he was Jason a bit ago

Frickin scary, that is

And I don’t want Jason’s wrath brought upon me either

 

DickieBird

So you’re remaining neutral out of self-preservation, not loyalty?

 

ArchDuke

Yes

 

BallerinaTM

Self-preservation is always a good thing to have

 

DickieBird

Well yeah

Obviously

 

ArchDuke

No one buys that

 

DickieBird

ANYWAY

I was wondering how we could figure out what was going on without betraying half of our family at once

 

ArchDuke

You… are a detective, aren’t you?

 

DickieBird

Well yes

But this is our family we’re talking about

They’ve covered their tracks well

 

BallerinaTM

Our family is skilled :)

 

ArchDuke

Bribery?

You could always bribe someone for info

Like Babs maybe, I’m sure she’d cave if you gave her something good enough

 

DickieBird

Nope. I already tried that.

 

ArchDuke

Really??

Wow

Why’d she turn you down?

Was what you were offering not good enough?

 

DickieBird

No I’m sure what I was offering was good enough

 

ArchDuke

What was it

 

DickieBird

A combo exclusive blackmail on B and a no-questions-asked favor

 

ArchDuke

Wow

And she turned you down?

 

DickieBird

She turned me down.

 

ArchDuke

And we’re back to why

Seriously though that is a good deal

Darn it now you’ve got me interested in whatever the others have going on

 

BallerinaTM

You were already interested.

If you weren’t, you wouldn’t still be responding.

 

ArchDuke

Well yeah

But now I’m interested enough to actually do something

 

DickieBird

Good!

So you’ll help me?

 

ArchDuke

Why did she turn you down??

 

DickieBird

She just said that “It’s too interesting by now to risk”

 

ArchDuke

Personal investment?

 

DickieBird

Probably. 

I have no idea about what, though

 

ArchDuke

Well…

 

DickieBird

Well what?

 

ArchDuke

She did get us the information on the Paris situation out of nowhere

You did notice her kind of dancing around her sources, yeah?

 

DickieBird

Yeah, i did

 

BallerinaTM

I don’t like Hawkmoth >:T

 

DickieBird

Yeah, me neither.

 

ArchDuke

Well that happened after all this started

After she got involved, too

 

DickieBird

So the whole thing might have something to do with the Paris situation?

 

ArchDuke

Or at least her sources

How she got sources for that kind of place is beyond me

There’s a reason it took the League so long to find out about it

 

DickieBird

That might be worth more than a no-questions-asked favor…

 

ArchDuke

Well, at the moment we have no way to find out more without

As you said

Betraying half the family

 

BallerinaTM

:(

 

ArchDuke

So we’ll have to wait and see

 

DickieBird

Just watching and waiting?

 

ArchDuke

It’s about all we can do

We’re no match for Bab’s tech skills after all

 

DickieBird

Same thing I was doing before, then.

 

ArchDuke

Keep up the good work!

Cass and I are depending on you!

 

BallerinaTM 

:D

 

DickieBird

Hooray… 

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

BEHOLD!!!!

OUR NAMESAKE!!!

<Picture of Ellie, Ghost form, floating in the sky while holding Jerry the turkey up to the sun. It is a very cinematic picture with artful backlighting.>

 

Notactuallyanerd

It took forever to get the lighting right

 

The_Blood_Son

You both are lucky that Jerry seemed to be having fun.

 

MouseBug

JERRY

 

Ghost Boy

JERRY

 

Double A

JERRY!

 

The Kon Man

Jerry!

 

Babababs

JERRY

 

My Little Robot

Jerry!

 

Ghost Girl

He’s just as amazing in person

Turkey?

Just as amazing in turkey?

No that sounds wrong…

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s because it is wrong.

 

Ghost Girl

That would be why yeah

 

The_Blood_Son

You all are ridiculous.

 

MouseBug

Utterly ridiculous?

 

The_Blood_Son

Completely and utterly.

 

Double A

I can’t breathe

 

The Kon Man

That’s rough buddy

 

Double A

STOP

 

Ghost Boy

Okay I get why “That’s rough buddy” is funny

And what came before that was a little funny sure

But I wouldn’t call it “dying of laughter” funny

 

Ghost Girl

I dunno it was pretty funny

I don’t think I have ever seen Bloodson do a joke like that before

 

MouseBug

Oh it’s an inside joke

There’s a girl in our class at school who’s catchphrase was “Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!”

 

Double A

So any time any of us hear or see the word ridiculous it reminds us of her

And how often she says that

 

The_Blood_Son

I see. I shall refrain from using that word if it causes you such distress as to disrupt your breathing.

 

Double A

Ha. Ha.

I’m fine

 

Mouse Bug

It’s too late, I’ve screenshotted that entire conversation

 

Double A

WHY

Why would you do that to me??

 

Mouse Bug

To send you at inopportune moments and watch you laugh

 

Ghost Girl

Inopportune meaning when he’s sad right

 

My Little Robot

Mouse Sensei, you are too kind for blackmail.

 

Mouse Bug

To think

I’ve been discovered this quickly

 

Babababs

Well you might have screenshotted it for wholesome reasons

But I didn’t

 

The_Blood_Son

Gordon, no.

 

Babababs

Babs yes!

Everyone won’t believe it, you, making jokes.

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t you have enough blackmail material already?

 

My Little Robot

You can never have enough blackmail.

 

Babababs

See, he gets it!

 

Double A

Oh no

Oh no Robot what do you have

 

Mouse Bug

Robot no-

 

Ghost Boy

This is amazing to watch happen

 

Ghost Girl

No one can blackmail me since I have neither shame nor legal existence 

 

The_Blood_Son

Mouse and GB are the only ones here I respect.

 

Double A

I get Mouse, but what did GB do?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh yeah

That thing

 

Double A

What?

 

My Little Robot

@Babababs would you like to see my material on the Gabriel fashion brand?

 

Babababs

Yes please

I haven’t looked into them before, huh

 

Mouse Bug

Hey Robot can I have some of that too?

 

Double A

NO WHY

GUYS

 

Ghost Girl

Ha

 

Ghost Boy

I’m just gonna

Go

Before I somehow get wrapped up in the blackmail thig

 

The_Blood_Son

#16

 

Ghost Boy

GOSH DARN IT

 

Ghost Girl

What a beautiful train wreck I started

I’m so proud of myself

Notes:

CASS!!! It's been so long since I've added another person, this feels so good.

Fun fact! The WDFJ Club opening bit in this chapter is based on something that happened in the ACTUAL WDFJ Club discord server, where I talk to people who read this fic. Here's the link in case you want in on it: https://discord.gg/BJVQFyrkDQ

Question of the day: Horses? or Cars? I like horses. Just something about them...

Chapter 40: Miraculous In The Batcave

Summary:

Training with the bats begins! :)

Notes:

Haha... Yeah I'm a little late. Blame the horses. (just kidding don't I love them-)

I love this chapter!! I couldn't wait to post this entire story line (guess what them pt 2s and pt 3s are abt to come back) and now it's finally time!!

Thank y'all so much for being here for FORTY CHAPTERS holy CRAP!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go

 

Ladybug

Everyone ready?

 

Chat Noir

No

 

Ladybug

Are you okay??

 

Chat Noir

M’lady

With all due respect

We’re going to the Batcave

I’m never going to be ready

 

Viperion

The man makes a good point

But then again, we have already gone to the Watchtower, so.

 

Chat Noir

But that was the JL not Batman

 

Honey Bee

Batman was there

Heck, even Robin was there

 

Ladybug

Yeah! 

I was super nervous the first time, but not so much now!

 

Chat Noir

How much do you guys know about Batman, even?

Because being in the same place as him is not the same as being in HIS place with him

 

Carapace

Dude, chill

 

Pegasus

No, he might be right.

We have to be very respectful

 

Ladybug

Well, I wasn’t anxious

What now?

 

Ryuko

Batman is supposedly very territorial

And scary

 

Honey Bee

Oh please he can’t be that bad

 

Ladybug

Is he that bad??

I don’t know that much about Batman

 

Chat Noir

I did some research when I found out where Bloodson lived

 

Pegasus

As did I

 

Honey Bee

Wait, who?

 

Ladybug

Just an online friend don’t worry about it

 

Carapace

An online friend who lives in Gotham?

 

Ladybug

Yeah

 

Chat Noir

But anyway

We should be fine, but I may have read one too many horror stories

The Bat is scary as frick, apparently

Also

The coolest

 

Ladybug

Oooooh so this is hero worship

 

Pegasus

Mostly

 

Viperion

I mean

I can get behind that

The bats are dope

 

Ryuko

They are supposed to be very good at what they do

 

Ladybug

I mean

That is why we’re going to see them

To get combat pointers

And by go see them I mean we have to get going where are you guys

I’m at the rendezvous point and only Ryuko is here!

 

Ryuko

Punctuality is a virtue

 

Viperion

Omw

 

Carapace

Are you jumping over buildings and texting again?

 

Viperion

Maybe

 

Chat Noir

That sounds like an anti texting and driving ad thing

But for irresponsible superheroes

 

Carapace

I don’t think they have ads for super heroes

 

Ladybug

Maybe they should

I just saw Viperion crash into a chimney

 

Honey Bee

This is who we depend on to save our butts if everything goes wrong

Really

 

Chat Noir

Oh come on

Nobody’s perfect

 

Viperion

I’d like to say lesson learned

But I’m definitely going to do this again

 

Honey Bee

You idiot

 

Pegasus

We have two minutes until the appointed time

 

Chat Noir

FRICK

Coming

 

Honey Bee

Whoops~

 

Carapace

Made it

Honestly I’m so excited

 

Ladybug

Let’s learn some skills

Like not crashing into chimneys

 

Viperion

Sincerely sorry

 

----------

 

Direct message between Mouse Bug and Ghost Boy

 

Mouse Bug

Hey you’re a superhero from america

 

Ghost Boy

I mean

Kinda?

 

Mouse Bug

How much do you know about Batman

 

Ghost Boy

Um

A normal amount

 

Mouse Bug

Is he scary?

Is he actually that scary?

 

Ghost Boy

I mean

He can be, probably

But like

Only if you’re his enemy, or something

 

Mouse Bug

That’s a very unsure answer…

 

Ghost Boy

To you: No.

 

Mouse Bug

Okay

Okay cool

 

Ghost Boy

Why do you ask?

 

Mouse Bug

Um

So you know the whole

Ladybug

Thing

 

Ghost Boy

Yes

Yes I do

You made it pretty clear

 

Mouse Bug

Well recently the Justice League actually started paying attention to us

 

Ghost Boy

Really?

That

Makes sense, actually

 

Mouse Bug

What? 

 

Ghost Boy

Nothing, continue

 

Mouse Bug

Okay…

Well you know that meeting we have today?

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah?

 

Mouse Bug

It’s with Batman, to get some actual combat training

And Chat was freaking out about it because apparently Batman is scary

Also hero worship because he’s also cool

Or something

 

Ghost Boy

You’re meeting Batman

In Paris?

 

Mouse Bug

Oh no, we’re going to the batcave

In a way we won’t know where it is

 

Ghost Boy

You’re

Going to the batcave

Are you meeting just Batman?

Or are you meeting

The other Gotham vigilantes too?

 

Mouse Bug

I think we’re meeting more than just Batman

I mean we met Robin when we had the meeting with the Justice league to decide what to do about Hawkmoth

 

Ghost Boy

You

You met Robin

 

Mouse Bug

Well kinda

We met in a meeting

So I’m not sure I would count that as actually meeting him

I should be able to do that in a few minutes, though

 

Ghost Boy

That’s… 

Um.

Cool.

 

Mouse Bug

Thank you?

Ah, I gotta go, someone is here to pick us up

 

Ghost Boy

Who?

 

Mouse Bug

He introduced himself as Nightwing

 

Ghost Boy

Ah

Bye

 

----------

 

Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Ghost Boy

 

Ghost Boy

Hey

Hello

 

The_Blood_Son

What do you want?

I’m busy at the moment.

 

Ghost Boy

Meeting with the french Miraculous holders, right?

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re not supposed to know about that

How did you find out?

 

Ghost Boy

Ladybug DMd me

 

The_Blood_Son

What?

How did you manage that?

 

Ghost Boy

Well

You know I do some time travel stuff

 

The_Blood_Son

I do, yes.

Though I had been under the impression that it was just the once

 

Ghost Boy

Well I don’t make a habit of it

But yeah I’ve done it more than once

 

The_Blood_Son

That’s slightly concerning.

 

Ghost Boy

Right?

But anyway, on a few of those trips I helped out some Miraculous holders of the past

So I’m counted as one of their allies

No matter who holds them at any given moment

 

The_Blood_Son

That might have been nice to know when we were first establishing relations with them.

 

Ghost Boy

I didn’t know you were Robin when you were establishing relations with them

 

The_Blood_Son

Touche. 

And so?

I don’t think you would have messaged me when I was busy just to talk about how you knew I was busy.

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah…

I don’t know how to go about this

 

The_Blood_Son

Go about what?

 

Ghost Boy

You guys should get the Miraculous team’s discord info

Easier communication?

 

The_Blood_Son

Now that we know that they do have discord, we will ask them.

 

Ghost Boy

It’s a really convenient service, isn’t it

 

The_Blood_Son

It really is.

 

Ghost Boy

Well

When that happens

Tell me how it goes

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ll be sure too.

Notes:

That! Happened!!!! Things!!!!!! Are happening!!!!

Ahhh I love writing the Miraculous team, I've decided. Redeemed Chloe in particular is just fun in a way I haven't really gotten yet. Also! We get more one on one interactions of the core trio!! I honestly miss those days when it was just them. But then again, I love my massive casts... soooooo.....

Thank you all so much for reading! and Thank You to my Beta, Silvie, for betaing this ENTIRE fic. I love you sister.

See ya next time!!

Chapter 41: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 2

Summary:

Idk stuff happens

Notes:

Guess who didn't get to ride horses today 'cuz she's sick? That's right. It's me :/

I'm excited for this chapter! I love writing the Miraculous Team haha... spin off series of just them... jk jk, unless :thinking:

Big thank you to my Beta, Silvie! I always forget to thank you so HERE YA GO: APPRECIATION!!!!!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - Miracu-let's Go

 

Honey Bee

Why is Robin on his phone

 

Ladybug

Why are you on yours?

 

Honey Bee

Why are you on yours?

 

Ladybug

C’mon, we’re being Rude

 

Chat Noir

I don’t know, They did it first

 

Ladybug

It’s JUST Robin

Guys we’re supposed to be taking this seriously

 

Ryuko

I agree with Ladybug.

 

Carapace

If you agree why are you on the groupchat

 

Honey Bee

Exactly!

 

Ladybug

Guys

 

Honey Bee

I mean, I’m on break right now

 

Carapace

Same

 

Chat Noir

The only ones of us not taking breaks right now are Pegasus and Viperion

Which is why they’re not here

 

Ladybug

I still feel like it’s rude

 

Honey Bee

Well then Robin is rude too

For doing it first

 

Chat Noir

I feel like this Robin has a reputation for being rude, actually

 

Carapace

I feel like I know that

 

Ladybug

He’s looking at me

What did I do

 

Honey Bee

Maybe you didn’t do anything

Maybe he thinks you’re cute

 

Chat Noir

You are pretty cute

 

Ryuko

Agreed

 

Viperion

Everyone agrees

Anyway Chat and Cara it’s your turn

 

Ladybug

We’re in the same room please just talk to each other like normal human beings

 

Honey Bee

You say over chat

 

Viperion

What’s this about Robin looking at you?

He’s not looking at you

He’s looking at his phone

 

Ladybug

Well not anymore

But he was

I think he might be talking about me

 

Honey Bee

What?

 

Ladybug

Like, on his phone

 

Honey Bee

To who???

 

Ladybug

I have no idea

 

Pegasus

I might have an idea

 

Ladybug

You do?

Like actually??

 

Pegasus

Might

It is only a theory

 

Ladybug

Who?

And how could you possibly know??

 

Pegasus

I don’t

I simply have a theory

 

Ladybug

Care to share?

 

Pegasus

No. 

 

Honey Bee

Gotta say, I’m curious

If he really is talking about Ladybug then it’s our business, right?

 

Ryuko

I’m not sure that’s how it works…

 

Ladybug

It really isn’t

 

Viperion

I don’t know I’m curious

 

Ladybug

We should really get off our

 

Honey Bee

Bug?

What’s wrong?

 

Ladybug

Hey pegasus

 

Pegasus

Yes? 

 

Ladybug

Is who you think Robin is talking to

Someone related to

The War

 

Pegasus

I suspect so

What brought you to the same conclusion?

I was under the impression I had clues that you do not

 

Ladybug

That

 

Pegasus

What?

 

Ladybug

I’m pointing

 

Pegasus

Oh

That

 

Honey Bee

What’s The War?

 

Ryuko

I wish to know as well

 

Pegasus

If what Ladybug is pointing at is what we think it is, you’ll find out very soon

 

Honey Bee

That’s a shirt

That’s literally just a shirt why are you guys getting so worked up over this

 

Ladybug

It

It is a shirt

I’m gonna go see

I have to know

 

Pegasus

I’ll be anticipating the confirmation. 

 

Honey Bee

What are you guys talking about

 

----------

 

Direct Message between Zombie_Bird and SPITEandCAFFEINE

 

Zombie_Bird

Hey

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

No I’m busy

 

Zombie_Bird

I didn’t even ask for anything!

And plus, you responded immediately

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That’s beside the point

Plus, if you actually read the family chat you would know why I’m busy

And would know how important it is

 

Zombie_Bird

I read the chat

It’s why I’m messaging you

You’re with the Paris heroes, right?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh so you do know

Why are you messaging me??

 

Zombie_Bird

Well I can’t be there in person, I’m hanging out with Val and Sam

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So get off your phone and hang out with them

 

Zombie_Bird

Tell me what’s happening first

Specifically tell me about the heroes

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ahhh You’re mad about the whole child soldiers thing again

And can’t be here so you want to be angry through me

 

Zombie_Bird

Well I want you to give me the information I need to be angry

But mostly yes

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well first tell me what you’re doing

Or supposed to be doing

And I’ll be happy

 

Zombie_Bird

Movie night

Tuck and GB are here too

Though GB has been relegated to a corner

He keeps laughing ominously though and I don’t like it

I’ll tell you about that later

As insurance

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Darn now I’m interested

Why do you and GB have drama now?

 

Zombie_Bird

Later remember

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Right

Anyway

Stuff to be angry about?

 

Zombie_Bird

Stuff to be angry about

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You’re watching a rom com aren’t you

 

Zombie_Bird

Tuck won a bet

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ah.

Well Ladybug is jumpy

She constantly positions herself between her teammates and us, despite the fact that we know she trusts us

If she didn’t there’s no way she would have agreed to any training, let alone training on unfamiliar ground

 

Zombie_Bird

Well

Frick

Darn I still can’t swear

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That will never not be funny

Chat Noir is relaxed

Like, too relaxed

He’s trying too hard to project the image of a laid-back teen when in reality he’s just as tightly wound up as his partner

Honey Bee is more subtle, but she’s very closed off

I thought bats were the only ones who could hold their real emotions in that tight

 

Zombie_Bird

I hate Hawkmoth

I hate him so much

How frickin DARE he

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ryuko is also closed off, but is not subtle about it.

Though I actually suspect her problem is more deep rooted and might not stem from hero work at all

Carapace is the least concerning

He’s like Chat Noir, but not acting

Not to say that he doesn’t take it seriously, he’s just really good at de-stressing or something

Might have to ask him for tips

 

Zombie_Bird

First of all I’d like to talk to Ryuko’s parents

Second of all if you do get those tips tell me

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Pegasus is hard to read, even for me

He’s not jumpy nor especially withdrawn

He’s more of a cautious type, I think

Very analytical too

Though I can’t tell if that was a trait he had before his hero work or not

And last but very very much not least, Viperion

He’s a mess

From what we’ve been told, he has the ability to abort timeline if anything goes terribly wrong

It’s great since it’s an actual reset button on their fights, but it’s horrible since he still remembers all the bad erased timelines

So yeah, he’s a mess

 

Zombie_Bird

Well

My blood is boiling now

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I did my job well

 

Zombie_Bird

When I get back I am teaching all those kids how to use guns

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Jason, no

 

Zombie_Bird

If not real guns, then these weird fenton ones

Who knows maybe they’ll work against those akuma things

Both spirits or magic or something

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I feel like those two things are completely different

 

Zombie_Bird

I don’t have to listen to you you’re probably sleep deprived

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well you’re not wrong about the sleep part but I am actually right about the spirits and magic thing

 

Zombie_Bird

In any case I am definitely prepared for a rom com now

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What about my GB drama?

 

Zombie_Bird

Tomorrow, and only if you sleep

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Awe, you care

 

Zombie_Bird

I want you awake when I tell you so you won’t forget the entire conversation

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Also fair

Have fun I guess

 

Zombie_Bird

Have fun making fun of it maybe

Bye

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Take pictures for Steph

 

Zombie_Bird

Maybe

Notes:

THE REVEAL IS NEAR :D I'm so close ahhhhh

lol uh, so I only have one chapter left in my buffer. Oops. Gonna try to rebuild that if I can, but if I don't post on time in two weeks? That's why. If you're on the discord server, feel free to yell at me in the "Make Rosie Write" channel. Yes we have that. I need it.

In other news, Thank y'all so much??? I never would have gotten this far without all of the support, honestly. I always daydream about the coolest climax parts of my AUs and stuff, but I'm a fairly linear writer, so I never get to actually write them! but because of you all, my dreams are coming true in text! It absolutely makes my week to see all of your support and love for this fic, so, thank you SO MUCH!!!!

Question of the day: I have a lot of fics other than this one, if you've read them, which is your favorite?

(Speaking of, for all the DCMK fans in the audience, I randomly wrote a 3k+ one shot today. Silvie's gotta beta it first, but that should be up in the next few days if ya wanna be on the look out.)

Chapter 42: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 3

Summary:

Chloe does a thing

Notes:

Do you ever intend to write one thing, and then end up introducing yet ANOTHER plot point that you weren't expecting, yet fixed an issue you've been thinking of for a while? Well. All I have to say is: Thank you Chloe, and also, How Dare You Chloe

Also!!!! CHAPTER 42 MY DUDES! ~The meaning of life OvO~

Enjoy my nonsense!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between Ladybug and Pegasus

 

Ladybug

Ohhh

Ohhh no

 

Pegasus

What of it?

 

Ladybug

I was right

I was right holy crap

Oh no what

What the what the

 

Pegasus

Whose is it?

 

Ladybug

It’s Bab’s

Pegasus

Bab’s WDFJ Club shirt

That I MADE

Is in the BATCAVE

PEGASUS

 

Pegasus

Yes

Well

There’s bound to be a reason

 

Ladybug

Yeah!

Babs has connections with the bats

Like, CLOSE connections!!!

 

Pegasus

Come to think of it, the justice league did contact us right after we told The WDFJ Club about Hawkmoth and our position as Parisians

It wouldn’t be that big of a leap to think that Babs was the one that alerted the Justice League to our plight

 

Ladybug

You’re right

Oh my gosh you’re right

 

Pegasus

Well

What are you going to do with this information

 

Ladybug

What am I going to do with this information?

What are YOU going to do with this information!

You’re as much a part of this as I am!

There’s no way you’re as calm as you’re pretending to be

I know I’m not calm!

 

Pegasus

That might be

But pretending to be calm has served me well thus far

So i’ll continue with it

 

Ladybug

Fair

I guess

And uh

I don’t know what to do about it

Like-

She’s not here

I don’t think

Not right now anyway

She said she has red hair and I don’t see anyone like that here

 

Pegasus

Hmm.

 

Ladybug

What?

 

Pegasus

I had a thought

 

Ladybug

Is it related to our current emotional plight?

 

Pegasus

It is

I believe that Babs may suspect our identities.

 

Ladybug

What gives you that Idea?

 

Pegasus

It almost appears as if she has been dropping hints about her involvement in Gotham’s power structure in our DMs for months now

I suspect there’s a strong possibility that she left that shirt for you on purpose.

 

Ladybug

I-

Oh

Wow

 

Pegasus

She’s quite an intelligent individual

 

Ladybug

Yeah

Wow

 

Pegasus

So, are you going to do anything about this?

 

Ladybug

Right now?

No

But

In a bit

Yes

 

Pegasus

Alright.

 

----------

 

Groupchat - Miracu-let’s Go

 

Honey Bee

What the frick

Ladybug r u reading this

Oi

What’s up with that shirt why are you getting so worked up about it??

 

Viperion

Well it’s her turn

And Pegasus’s

So they can’t answer us now

 

Honey Bee

Darn

 

Ryuuko

I, too, am curious.

 

Viperion

Well, if it’s Ladybug we’re talking about

And also a shirt that we’re talking about

Fashion??

 

Honey Bee

I was so ready for you to bust out some incredible secret deductive skills

And then you give me that

 

Ryuuko

The disappointment is tangible.

 

Viperion

Sorry for not being a detective???

 

Carapace

Why don’t we have a detective?

Basically the entire Batclan is made of detectives

I’m kinda feeling left out now

 

Honey Bee

Hey

Viperion

Become a detective so we’re not left out anymore

 

Viperion

What??

No?????

 

Honey Bee

Why not?

 

Viperion

Because that is way easier said than done!

And besides you just mocked my deduction skills

 

Honey Bee

Get good

 

Viperion

There is no reasoning with you sometimes

 

Honey Bee

We have a leader/fashion designer, a hacker, a rich girl, a cat boy, a DJ,and a cool blade warrior

But what are you??

 

Viperion

Music?

 

Honey Bee

Nope we already got a DJ

But you know what we don’t have?

A detective!

 

Viperion

But does it have to be me??

Operation Redemption will give us so many more options!

 

Honey Bee

Yeah, A himbo, a cinnamon roll, a goth, and a reporter.

Still no detectives.

 

Carapace

*Munches popcorn*

 

Viperion

Why not Carapace?

I can be the music guy instead!

 

Honey Bee

No he got here first

 

Ryuuko

Order of seniority?

 

Honey Bee

Yup

 

Viperion

Frick

 

Carapace

You brought this on yourself dude

 

Viperion

Not on purpose, that’s for sure

 

Honey Bee

So what are you waiting for

Become a detective

 

Viperion

And how exactly am I supposed to do that?

 

Honey Bee

Darling, as previously stated, we’re in a room full of detectives

Seriously, just ask someone

 

Viperion

I hate that you’re making any kind of sense

 

Ryuuko

Is that so?

I find it extremely entertaining

 

Viperion

Well at least I’m that

 

Honey Bee

Be more than that

Be a detective

 

Viperion

Well what if I don’t want to?

 

Honey Bee

Then change your attitude

It’s not like it’s hard

 

Carapace

Uh

If I’m remembering correctly, didn’t you take over a year to transition from merciless bully to team player?

 

Honey Bee

It’s not hard just tedious

 

Ryuuko

I disagree

 

Honey Bee

Do you disagree with the fact that Viperion should be the team detective?

 

Ryuuko

No

 

Honey Bee

See! 

 

Viperion

Fine

To humor you

I’ll ask about detective stuff

 

Honey Bee

Wonderful!

 

Viperion

So who do I ask?

 

Honey Bee

Idk

Who’s free?

 

Ryuuko

Red Robin is on break

 

Carapace

Oh yeah, he’s supposed to be really good

 

Viperion

How in the world did I let you talk me into this

 

Honey Bee

I’m just that good at persuasion

 

Carapace

You’re just forceful

 

Honey Bee

Whatever

The results speak for themselves~

 

Chat Noir

Are you guys still on your phones?

 

Carapace

PFFFFF

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST MISSED THAT ENTIRE CONVO

Dude

Viperion is a detective now

 

Chat Noir

What?

Why???

 

Ryuuko

Honey Bee is persuasive, apparently

 

Chat noir

But why would she want Viperion to be a detective???

 

Honey Bee

Because we don’t have one

But we have two music men

One’s gotta go

 

Chat Noir

Fair enough

But how in the world did you guys get here in the first place?

 

Honey Bee

He made a disappointing deduction, so we started talking about detectives

 

Chat Noir

Deduction about what?

 

Carapace

Ladybug eye spied a shirt on the other side of the bat cave and promptly started freaking out

Pegasus knows what’s going on but won’t say anything

Viperion said something about “Ladybug and shirts” and the disappointing conclusion was just: Fashion?

 

Chat Noir

Wow that is a bit of a disappointing deduction

I’d like to think that I know a bit about deduction, after watching that super long detective anime

 

Carapace

I keep forgetting you’re a weeb

 

Honey Bee

If only I could forget

 

Chat Noir

Wait, Ladybug, Pegasus, and a distressing shirt?

Wait

Wait no

What

Excuse me I’m going to go see if I can find that shirt

 

Viperion

Well Chat Noir is good at figuring things out apparently

Why can’t he be the detective?

 

Honey Bee

He’s our Leather Cat Boy

If you can find me a single Leather Cat Boy that’s a detective, I’ll allow it

 

Viperion

Darn

 

Carapace

I’d recommend talking to Red Robin before he gets off break

 

Viperion

I’m going I’m going

Sheesh

 

Ryuuko

Good luck, Tantei-san

 

Viperion

I hate all of you (affectionate)

Notes:

For all of you who guessed it was Babs who left the shirt, congrats!!! You figured it out!!! Watching only some of you get it made me really happy since that's how twists are supposed to work, so I had actual proof that I did good. Hehe.

If you're disappointed about the lack of a bloodson-ladybug reveal, blame Chloe. She ran away with this one on the detective tangent that was never meant to exist, but I loved it too much to get rid of.

Thank you all for the support hnnnnnn ily all platonically.

I'm gonna go post in my Gravit Falls/SVTFOE chat fic now bye

Chapter 43: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 4

Summary:

Maybe we'll finally get a reveal

Notes:

HELLO MY LOVELIES! I bring to you! Another chapter!

:3

Have fun~

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between Robin and Ladybug

 

Ladybug

Does this work?

Is this connecting?

I’ve never tried to talk to anyone who isn’t a miraculous holder on my Ladybug discord account since it’s connected to the yoyo so I’m a little nervous

 

Robin

It connected.

 

Ladybug

Well that’s a relief

I was sure for a second there that it wasn’t going to work

 

Robin

I was under the impression that Miraculous technology did its best to be helpful.

Why would you be worried?

 

Ladybug

I worry about things that don’t need worrying about

It happens

 

Robin

Not to me.

 

Ladybug

Lucky you

 

Robin

Hm.

Yes.

 

Ladybug

Though I am kind of surprised to find out that the bats of all people use discord!

 

Robin

You cannot deny how convenient it is, given that you use it too.

 

Ladybug

About that, How did you know to ask me for my tag?

You didn’t ask if I had discord, you asked what my tag was

 

Robin

I was told to ask for your tag.

 

Ladybug

Oh

Wait by who?

 

Robin

I am being called for training.

 

Ladybug

Against Honey Bee, right?

Have fun

 

----------

 

Direct message between Viperion and Red Robin

 

Red Robin

You know, I wouldn’t have expected the Miraculous Holders to use discord of all things

 

Viperion

Well

It is kind of convenient

 

Red Robin

You said it

 

Viperion

Question: Why are we doing this over chat?

 

Red Robin

So many ears in here

The only person we have to worry about in here is Oracle

 

Viperion

Who’s Oracle

 

Red Robin

The All Knowing Tech Goddess

 

Viperion

it sounds like she and Pegasus would get along

Though I don’t think Pegasus would go rooting through my messages on purpose

 

Red Robin

Oracle reads all of our messages

We have to be really careful

 

Viperion

Wow

Yeah

 

Red Robin

So you asked me how to be a detective

 

Viperion

Against my better judgement

 

Red Robin

So, Why?

 

Viperion

Our team doesn’t have a detective on it yet, and Honey Bee considers that an offense to superhero team dynamics everywhere

 

Red Robin

Sure

Why not

 

Viperion

She said we couldn’t have two music guys, so at least one of us had to be the detective guy instead

I’m the newer music guy, so I’m the one that got sacrificed

 

Red Robin

Alright then

Well

Get ready to be a detective I guess

 

Viperion

Fair warning: I have absolutely no natural skill in this department

 

Red Robin

Nothing?

 

Viperion

Well

I can improvise songs that reflect people’s emotional states

 

Red Robin

Wait that’s actually really cool

If there weren’t active battle training going on I’d ask you to do me

 

Viperion

This is why I’m a music guy

For the longest time I would rather communicate with people via guitar rather than words

Unfortunately in the hero business, spoken communication is kind of important

Since apparently playing my lyre at my teammates doesn’t warn them of specific danger

 

Red Robin

Learned it the hard way?

 

Viperion

Yep

But I still do the guitar thing

 

Red Robin

Still super cool

And I could probably find a way for that to be useful in detective work

Do some rigorous testing to see what types of music are concerning and stuff

 

Viperion

Never thought of that

This is already going so well

 

Red Robin

In return, when I’m finally allowed in Paris you gotta recommend all the best coffee places

 

Viperion

Oh easy, Dupain-Cheng bakery

They’re not primarily a coffee shop, but they have the best and strongest stuff in town

 

Red Robin

Darn it

I might actually go to Paris now

This is why I said after you guys defeat the Hawk jerk

 

Viperion

Just don’t be angsty for a day or so

 

Red Robin

I’m told bottling up emotions is bad

 

Viperion

Well yes

But I mean

It’s worked out well for us so far

 

Red Robin

I mean

Same

But still

 

Oracle

If you go to Paris I will tell Agent A

And he will give you the disappointed look

 

Viperion

This is a DM???

How??

 

Red Robin

Don’t question it

 

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Direct message between Babababs and My Little Robot

 

Babababs

Well

 

My Little Robot

Well

 

Babababs

Have you found it yet?

 

My Little Robot

Your shirt?

Yes, we found it.

 

Babababs

Oh good

I was honestly worried you wouldn’t notice haha

 

My Little Robot

I am curious though

How you found out

 

Babababs

I have quite a few resources at my disposal

It took more digging than I’d like to admit, but even something like identity magic can’t hold up against solid, undeniable proof

 

My Little Robot

That is true

 

Babababs

Don’t worry, I deleted everything I managed to find

No one else can find out like I did

 

My Little Robot

Why go looking?

 

Babababs

Well, I was worried about you guys

Lil kids

All of you

 

My Little Robot

I suppose that is fair.

 

Babababs

Seriously, where is your responsible adult??

 

My Little Robot

He got amnesia and moved to England.

 

Babababs

Wow

I’m gonna file a complaint

 

My Little Robot

A reasonable reaction

 

Babababs

Yeah so, at first I was just going to discover Ladybug and Chat Noir’s identities to see if I could subtly offer civilian aid

But then after several actual weeks of searching, I found out that Ladybug was Mouse Sensei

And that’s when I specifically went looking to see whether you too were a hero

 

My Little Robot

I can excuse curiosity I suppose

Since you actively helped instead of accidentally sabotaging as I know several others would have done

 

Babababs

Yeah

Well

I know my way around a secret identity

 

My Little Robot

About that-

The positioning of the shirt makes it more than obvious you have some sort of strong connection to the bat clan

But nothing more

Would you care to elaborate?

 

Babababs

I’m the bats’ main tech guy

I do all the lovely computer crap

 

My Little Robot

That makes sense

If I may ask-

You’re not in the bat cave at the moment

Where are you?

 

Babababs

Well you guys aren't learning hacking yet

So I’m allowed to sleep

 

My Little Robot

I’ve already learned hacking and you’re certainly not asleep

 

Babababs

Yeah but B doesn’t know that

 

My Little Robot

I suppose B is Batman?

 

Babababs

Yep

 

My Little Robot

Though, if you’re this connected to the bats

Bloodson did say you were a family friend, didn’t he?

 

Babababs

Now you’re getting there

 

My Little Robot

Robin?

 

Babababs

I’m not allowed to confirm nor deny

:)

 

My Little Robot

Ah

Well then

Mouse Sensei and Robin are having a conversation at current

Should I inform them?

 

Babababs

She’s your team leader

I can’t tell you what to do here

 

My Little Robot

Ah,

Thank you Babs

Regardless

 

Babababs

You’re welcome!

Notes:

What's this?? Rosie ACTUALLY wrote some kind of Bats/Miraculous reveal???? Incredible!! I've only been teasing it for three chapters. Ha. Ha. Sorry It's so late hnnnn. It just took a bit to happen.

Also! I have now written Tim and Luka interaction and I need more! If anyone else wants to write some Detective Luka getting advice from Tim I would be absolutely over the moon.

Question of the day: What do you want me to do for the one year anniversary of this fic? it's in like, a month or less and I wanna do something for it haha

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/dmyC4zjVfF

Chapter 44: Miraculous In The Batcave pt 5

Summary:

There won't be a part 6 I promise and I'm sorry haha

Notes:

Guess who didn't forget to post!!! That's right!!! Me!!!

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between Pegasus and Ladybug

 

Pegasus

Ladybug

Ladybug

I don’t care that you’re talking with Robin right now

You should answer me you know

 

Ladybug

I’m Busy 

 

Pegasus

Not too busy for this

 

Ladybug

What?

 

Pegasus

I spoke to Babs

 

Ladybug

Oh

 

Pegasus

Exactly.

 

Ladybug

And?

 

Pegasus

She did leave the shirt here on purpose.

 

Ladybug

And???

 

Pegasus

She knows our identities

Very likely our civilian ones as well

 

Ladybug

Oh

Wait HOW?

 

Pegasus

She did not say exactly, but she did say that she plugged what few holes we had

 

Ladybug

Well that was nice of her

But can you maybe tell me what her shirt was doing in the BATCAVE of all places??

 

Pegasus

She knew we would be here

She does tech things for the bats

 

Ladybug

Well that’s

Insanely cool

 

Pegasus

It is

But that’s not all

Specifically, what I wanted to tell you was about Bloodson

 

Ladybug

Pegasus

What about Bloodson

 

Pegasus

Babs isn’t the only WDFJ Club member associated with the bats

 

Ladybug

Pegasus

Pegasus

ROBIN????

 

Pegasus

Well, Babs said she could neither confirm nor deny, but she said it with that one smiling emote, so we can assume that in and of itself was a confirmation

 

Ladybug

Oh

Oh no

I

We’ve been talking for at least 20 minutes now

No wonder he’s so easy to talk to

Pegasus I know him!

 

Pegasus

Take your time

 

Ladybug

No no no no

Pegasus! The other team!

It’s full of bats too!

 

Pegasus

I suppose

 

Ladybug

We’ve been fighting BATS Pegasus!!

 

Pegasus

And winning, too.

 

Ladybug

Oh my gosh we’re winning too

 

Pegasus

Robin looks slightly concerned

Maybe you should reassure him that you’re not dying

Also the rest of our team, they look about ready to kill

 

Ladybug

Oh frick right I’m supposed to be in responsible mode

Could not have sprung this on me until we left????

 

Pegasus

My apologies, I would have thought that you would have wanted to know as soon as possible

 

Ladybug

No, you’re right

If you had told me later I would be mad at you for not telling me sooner

 

Pegasus

I can’t win, you see

 

Ladybug

Sorry

Yeah I’ll go offer reassurances 

 

Pegasus

You do that.

 

----------

 

Groupchat - Miracu-let’s Go

 

Ladybug

Okay

I’m okay

 

Honey Bee

You look ten seconds away from hyperventilating

 

Carapace

Yeah I gotta admit

You look less like Ladybug and more like

Y’know 

 

Ladybug

Yeah yeah

Okay but I just had a revelation

And I need to process before I do anything else

 

Ryuko

Emotional regulation is important

 

Ladybug

Thanks Ryuko

 

Honey Bee

At least tell Robin you’re alright

Poor boy probably thinks he did something wrong

 

Ladybug

Can’t please everyone right now someone else tell Robin I’m okay

I’m gonna

Sit down

 

Chat Noir

M’lady I saw the shirt

M’lady

Is the revelation…

 

Ladybug

I’ll DM you

 

Chat Noir

Oh no

 

Honey Bee

You guys Have to let us in one what this is afterwards.

 

Carapace

Well, not unless Viperion sleuths it out first

 

Viperion

No chance

I’m a baby detective

 

Ladybug

What

 

Chat Noir

Honey Bee nominated Viperion as out team detective

So now he’s gotten Red Robin to train him

 

Ladybug

Everything needs to stop happening for two seconds so I can catch my breath-

 

Honey Bee

Oh yeah I know the feeling

 

Ladybug

Then do me a favor and stop doing things for a bit so I can calm down

 

Honey Bee

Gotcha 

 

Carapace

Okay blanket announcement: Everyone leave LB alone for a bit

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ladybug and Chat Noir

 

Ladybug

Don’t freak out visibly

 

Chat Noir

What?

 

Ladybug

Robin is Bloodson

 

Chat Noir

WHAT?

 

Ladybug

Well not 100% confirmed, but basically

 

Chat Noir

Um.

 

Ladybug

Now suffer with me.

 

Chat Noir

Why

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl

 

Ghost Boy

Hey Ellie

 

Ghost Girl

Well Hi

 

Ghost Boy

You’re up late

 

Ghost Girl

You’re the one who messaged me!

 

Ghost Boy

Touche

 

Ghost Girl

What do you want

It’s movie night and I don’t want to keep the movie paused for too much longer

 

Ghost Boy

Oh cool it’s movie night here too

 

Ghost Girl

Then go watch your movies and leave me alone

Buh bye

 

Ghost Boy

The Bats are training Team Miraculous

And they don’t know

 

Ghost Girl

Go On

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse Sensei contacted me and asked about Batman, because they were going to go over there to train

And then I contacted Bloodson about it, and yeah it’s true

I kinda hinted that they should trade discord info but I don’t want to directly give away any identities

Wondering what I should do now

 

Ghost Girl

Oh gosh this is gold

And GOSH DARN IT

I can’t tell Jon because he doesn’t know about the Miraculous people

 

Ghost Boy

See?

Pain.

 

Ghost Girl

But also I’m cackling and want to watch this all go down with popcorn

 

Ghost Boy

Exactly

 

Ghost Girl

Do you think Kon would sneak me into the batcave?

If I asked nicely?

 

Ghost Boy

I don’t know him as well as you do

 

Ghost Girl

If I come up with a really good prank for SPITE then he might go for it

 

Ghost Boy

If you manage it, get me footage

 

Ghost Girl

What kind of chaos twin would I be if I didn’t?

 

Ghost Boy

So proud of you

 

Ghost Girl

thx<3

 

Ghost Boy

You know I might just ask Mouse how it’s going

 

Ghost Girl

Ask her if I can meet a Kwamii

 

Ghost Boy

Ask her yourself!

And didn’t Double A already say that you can meet Plagg?

 

Ghost Girl

Well yeah but they’re not usually on the same continent as me

Tell em to swing by Metropolis before they leave

 

Ghost Boy

I’m pretty sure the bats are in charge of their travel

 

Ghost Girl

Tell Batman to let the Miraculous team swing by Metropolis before they leave

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah I don’t think we’re on that great of terms just yet

Plus that feels like a weird thing to open a DM with

“Hey Batman , mind letting my foundational-concept wielding friends go visit our other friends before they have to go back to Europe?

 

Ghost Girl

Yes

Do that

Open a DM with Batman with that exact sentence

 

Ghost Boy

No

 

Ghost Girl

Oh come on he’s not that scary

 

Ghost Boy

I mean

No

But he’s the dad of one of my friends

Which is almost worse

 

Ghost Girl

Well I’m telling you right now

Superman isn’t scary at all

 

Ghost Boy

He’s still Jon’s dad!

 

Ghost Girl

And a huge dork

Did you know?

Jon’s mom is in charge of the household

Superman doesn’t even call the shots in his own house

And if what Jon has told me is true, then Batman doesn’t call the shots over there either

Their butler guy does

 

Ghost Boy

I do seem to remember Bloodson mentioning a butler

 

Ghost Girl

Do It

 

Ghost Boy

No

 

Ghost Girl

Fine but I’m asking him

 

Ghost Boy

Do whatever the frick you want

I mean as long as it’s ethical and doesn’t cause too much property damage

 

Ghost Girl

I’ll see what I can do :)

Notes:

Well hello there! A LOT of things have happened, and all I need to do now for WDFJ Club ID reveals is wrap it all up in a nice bow <3 But that's them. We still have the war, and the other chats to worry about! I, personally, am extremely excited for that.

Uhhhh so I *don't* actually have another chapter done yet. My buffer is officially less-than-a-chapter full. I'll try my very best to fix that over the next two weeks, but if I don't you'll know... because I won't post. It'll be fine though. I haven't gotten much of a chance to write much of *anything* this week because of a combo of minor writers block and my sister ambushing me with the words "Let's watch Fairy Tail" So we're binging that almost every hour that I'm home. On the bright side, I might write an AU off of episode 19, if you know what I'm talking about :3. For those who know the show, we just started the tower of heaven arc and we are HYPED.

Thank you all for the suggestions for the anniversary! I have ideas now hehe.

TODAY'S QUESTION: What's your favorite moment from CLAG so far? Or a particular piece of dialogue that makes you laugh?

Love you all (platonically) so much!!!!

Chapter 45: Dawn

Summary:

The night of chaos (Not Chaos) and secrets is finally over

Notes:

Hello hello!
I'm honestly surprised that no one hounded me on discord about not posting earlier haha

SIDENOTE! A movie is discussed in this chapter. It is not a real movie. Please don't try to figure out what they're talking about.

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between My Little Robot and Mouse Bug

 

My Little Robot

In the end, you didn’t say anything

 

Mouse Bug

Class started ten minutes ago we shouldn’t be texting

 

My Little Robot

That has never stopped us before.

 

Mouse Bug

I hate that you’re right

 

My Little Robot

So, you never talked to Robin.

 

Mouse Bug

What was I supposed to say???

 

My Little Robot

I’m not you, nor the leader of our team

Either of them

I wouldn’t know

 

Mouse Bug

You’re no help

 

My Little Robot

I’m not trying to be

 

Mouse Bug

Well you’re doing a good job

Anyway

I’ll talk to him

At some point

 

My Little Robot

Just don’t put it off forever

 

Mouse Bug

Now that you’ve said that I really can’t huh

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl

 

Ghost Girl

Hng

 

Ghost Boy

What is it now

 

Ghost Girl

They were already gone!

 

Ghost Boy

The Miraculous people?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

I missed my chance

Why didn’t you tell me about it earlier??

 

Ghost Boy

It’s movie night and I wanted to properly enjoy Zombie_Bird’s suffering

 

Ghost Girl

Wait what did you watch

 

Ghost Boy

Some kind of obscure rom com drom

 

Ghost Girl

Ah all three

 

Ghost Boy

Yep

 

Ghost Girl

But anyway!

I was told that the Paris People are coming back eventually

So I shall ambush them then

 

Ghost Boy

Good luck

 

Ghost Girl

I can sneak up on Red Robin I can sneak up on anybody

 

Ghost Boy

Wasn’t he extremely sleep deprived when you did that?

 

Ghost Girl

Unrelated

 

Ghost Boy

Really?

 

Ghost Girl

Let me have this

 

Ghost Boy

Okay okay

 

Ghost Girl

Hey

 

Ghost Boy

Yeah?

 

Ghost Girl

It’s been too long since I’ve seen you

 

Ghost Boy

It’s been

Oh

Yeah that is too long

 

Ghost Girl

I’m calling Wolf to come kidnap you and bring you to Metropolis for the day

 

Ghost Boy

School school school

 

Ghost Girl

After school then

 

Ghost Boy

Fine

 

Ghost Girl

Cool!

See ya then!

I’ll tell Jon you’re coming, we can give you a city tour

 

Ghost Boy

Looking forward to it

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ghost Girl and Notactuallyanerd

 

Ghost Girl

Hey

 

Notactuallyanerd

Hi?

 

Ghost Girl

I’m calling in a friend to go kidnap my brother for the day

We’re gonna give him a tour of metropolis

Once school is out obviously

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh!

That sounds so fun!

 

Ghost Girl

Right??

I’m so excited for you to meet him

 

Notactuallyanerd

He can fly too, right?

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah

 

Notactuallyanerd

Then after the actual tour, we could all go flying, it’s best from the sky after all!

 

Ghost Girl

You’re a GENIUS!

 

Notactuallyanerd

And you’re spontaneous, doing something like this out of the blue

 

Ghost Girl

Sorry haha

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s not a bad thing!

I kind of like it, actually

 

Ghost Girl

Well uh

We’re going to have lots of fun!

 

Notactuallyanerd

So, is Kon coming too?

 

Ghost Girl

If he wants to then I don’t see why not

 

Notactuallyanerd

Okay! 

 

----------

 

War Meeting

 

Friar Tuck

Hahahahaha

 

Ghost Girl

What the frick

 

Friar Tuck

I have Many Feelings

And I need some distraction

Anyone up for a battle?

 

Ghost Boy

Did movie night mess you up that bad?

Dang.

 

Chaos

Dang 2

 

Zombie_Bird

Dang 3

 

PurpleWaffles

Dang 4

 

Chaos

You weren’t even there

 

PurpleWaffles

I don’t think that matters

 

Lady Pizza

What happened at movie night? 0-0

 

PurpleWaffles

You

 

Friar Tuck

They were meant to be together !!!!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Who?

 

Chaos

Don’t ask

 

Zombie_Bird

You know I thought that the movie was going to be boring

Did not expect character death out of left field

 

MyPalVal

I know right?

It was kinda brutal, but it did wonders for the story

 

Friar Tuck

But they were MEANT TO BE

 

Ghost Boy

Tuck

Tuck it was the side paring

The main characters still got together

 

The Kon Man

What movie is this?

 

Friar Tuck

Do Not Speak Its Name

 

Chaos

Sheesh alright

 

Babababs

Don’t worry Kon I know what movie it is

I’ll send it to you later on the condition that you send me a picture of your whole family ugly crying

 

The Kon Man

Deal

 

Ghost Girl

I am desensitized to character death at this point

 

Ghost Boy

You did that to yourself

Read some fluff once in a while oh my gosh

 

Ghost Girl

Eh.

 

Friar Tuck

SO

BATTLE

YES

@Everyone 

 

Double A

I have stuff to do, sorry

 

Lady Pizza

No you don’t! :D

I called in a favor :P

 

Double A

You can do that???

 

My Little Robot

She’s done it before, she just hasn’t told you

 

Double A

Oh my gosh you’re amazing

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes well, we all knew that already.

 

Zombie_Bird

GASP

Demon spawn??

Complimenting people?????

Did an apocalypse happen without my knowledge?

 

Chaos

Plenty, we just haven’t told you enough stories yet.

 

PurpleWaffles

Scared™

 

The_Blood_Son

I only compliment people when they deserve it.

 

Ghost Girl

Buuuurn

 

Ghost Boy

Like I said

Our team is close :)

 

Lady Pizza

:)

 

Zombie_Bird

Stop

 

PurpleWaffles

Seconded.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh yeah

Zombie_Bird and GB drama

Right

 

Zombie_Bird

Ask about it in DMs

 

Ghost Boy

Seconded

 

Chaos

What?

 

MyPalVal

I haven’t seen you guys have any drama

 

Babababs

Well that’s because they only talk about it in their DMS

 

MyPalVal

And how would you know about that ?

 

Babababs

It’s nothing major anyway 

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Don’t mind Babs

She’s just a digital stalker

 

MyPalVal

OH

*just* a digital stalker 

 

Friar Tuck

BATTLE??

 

Ghost Boy

What, is this not distracting enough?

 

Friar Tuck

I want to do some Violence™

 

PurpleWaffles

Fair enough

 

Double A

Oh same

Thank you

Uh

Pizza

For clearing my schedule

 

Ghost Girl

*facepalm*

 

----------

 

Direct message between Double A and The_Blood_Son

 

Double A

Okay so

Quick before we start

 

The_Blood_Son

What is it?

 

Double A

Are you Robin?

Bloodson?

Hello?

Notes:

Oh my gosh the night is finally over. Finally. It was fun, but a little long.

ALSO!!!

THIS FIC HAS EXISTED FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!

Those of you who have been following since the beginning, Thank you so much. It's been one of the best years of my life, despite the current state of the world. I starter writing a CLAG side story in celebration! At current it's the fourth work in the CLAG series, and though it doesn't have much right now, it's multichapter! It's also not pre-written so I've decided to make it somewhat reader interactive! Comments will directly impact the story, so if you want to do that, I'd reccomend going over and having a look at it!

Have a good week my lovelies!

Chapter 46: We're So Close

Summary:

Some things happen ig

Notes:

Me: *sick in bed*
Me: Oh frick I have commitments-

So
I've been a bit sick for a while, sorry for the skipped post-day. Winter is always like this for me, sadly.

Hopefully this chapter fulfills those expectations you've been building!
Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Zombie_Bird

In celebration of a victory a long time coming I’m taking all Amity Park people out for the underage version of a drinking party!

 

MyPalVal

Heck yea!!

 

JazzHands

I’m assuming that the underage part of that statement implies we’ll be doing everything 100% legally?

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah definitely

Probably soda and pizza

 

Chaos

My house or are we going out?

 

Zombie_Bird

Night on the town

 

Chaos

Sweet

 

Friar Tuck

I’m just in shock that we actually won

 

PurpleWaffles

And I’m salty that I’m not in Amity Park!

I want to come!

 

The Kon Man

Don’t worry

@SPITEandCAFFEINE, you, and I will have our own soda and pizza party

 

PurpleWaffles

Yes yes yes

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

And a movie

I’ll get the theater set up

 

MyPalVal

Just parties all around I guess

 

Zombie_Bird

Well

Except for the other team

GB isn’t invited

 

Chaos

Of course not

 

JazzHands

Did they feel off balance to anyone else?

They’re usually more in sync than that

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh yeah

Did you see GB, Bloodson, and that weird Pizza person last time?

It was almost hivemind level cooperation

But this time?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I wouldn’t go that far

But they did feel really off kilter this time

 

MyPalVal

I don’t care about that

I just want free food

 

Zombie_Bird

Don’t worry I got it covered

 

MyPalVal

This is why we’re friends

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

The Kon Man

You know

The best thing about being a double agent

Is that no matter which side wins

I still get to celebrate

 

Ghost Girl

Frickin bring me back a whole frickin pizza or you’re not going to be a double agent anymore

If you know what I mean

 

The Kon Man

Stop reading over my shoulder and you’ve got a deal

 

Mouse Bug

What?

 

Ghost Boy

The Amity people are going out for pizza and partying since they won

I guess they’re having more than one pizza party

 

The Kon Man

Yep

 

Notactuallyanerd

I want pizza too!

 

Ghost Girl

Don’t worry he’s bringing me a whole one

I’ll share with you

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yes!

 

Babababs

I suppose I have a party to crash tonight then

 

Ghost Girl

Do send video

 

Babababs

I’ll try

 

Mouse Bug

All this drama going down in the states makes me wish I could join

 

Ghost Boy

I…

I mean

 

Mouse Bug

Too bad we can’t

 

Ghost Boy

Someone please

Help

 

Babababs

I know right

 

Ghost Boy

Wait

You too??

 

Babababs

Oh you’d be surprised

 

Notactuallyanerd

What are you guys talking about

 

Babababs

With any luck you’ll find out soon

 

Mouse Bug

Babs please

stop

 

Babababs

No

 

----------

 

Direct message between Ghost Boy and Ghost Girl

 

Ghost Boy

Okay school’s over

You can send the kidnapper now

 

Ghost Girl

Yessss

 

---------- 

 

Direct message between Double A and The_Blood_Son

 

Double A

Uh

Bloodson?

You never answered my question

 

The_Blood_Son

Because it’s a stupid question.

What would even cause you to suspect me of that in the first place?

 

Double A

Uh

Well

 

The_Blood_Son

Well?

 

Double A

I guess I can do this

It’s not like you know my real name or face anyway

 

The-Blood_Son

Answer the question.

 

Double A

I’m Chat Noir

 

The_Blood_Son

Well.

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but not that.

 

Double A

Haha yeah

People tell me that I act really different in the mask

 

The_Blood_Son

That still doesn’t completely answer my question.

 

Double A

Right!

Last night in the batcave

I think it was Babs?

Yeah, babs

She left her WDFJ Club shirt out where we could see it

I asked Mouse Bug about it (Ladybug) and she said that you were probably Robin

 

The_Blood_Son

I see.

Excuse me for a moment.

 

----------

 

Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Babababs

 

The_Blood_Son

Gordon.

 

Babababs

Yeah?

 

The_Blood_Son

You left your WDFJ Club shirt out in the open on purpose.

Didn’t you

 

Babababs

Guilty as charged

What’s with the accusatory tone?

You didn’t realize last night

 

The_Blood_Son

I didn’t register it as a problem last night.

But now, Double A has messaged me about my being Robin.

Now, it’s a problem that I feel completely justified about accusing you of causing.

You revealed my identity!

 

Babababs

I made sure not to actually tell them anything

I just made sure that they would find out anyway

 

The_Blood_Son

Why?

 

Babababs

Dami

We’re the Bats

Our friends from Amity are apocalypse threat level ghosts

And our friends in Paris use the powers of gods on a daily basis

Every single person in The WDFJ Club is a hero

Or at least hero adjacent

Things have gotten better ever since we revealed ourselves to the Ghost siblings

Doing the same for the Miraculous team is the opposite of a bad thing

Also, leaving them out of the loop just feels mean

Especially since I’m 87% sure that the Ghost siblings also know about them being the Miraculous team as well

 

The_Blood_Son

I-

I see your reasoning.

 

Babababs

Wouldn’t it be fun?

For the ENTIRE WDFJ Club to hang out in the Batcave?

Sharing stories

Showing off weapon skills/powers?

Imagine it for a second

 

The_Blood_Son

That sounds… 

That sounds like something I’d like to see.

 

Babababs

I’m leaving it up to you whether you want to tell Double A right out or not

But my personal suggestion?

Do it

Imagine how cohesive our teamwork will be once all of our biggest secrets are out in the open

The other team could never

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ll admit, stressing over the secret threw me off my rhythm today.

All right.

I’ll take your advice.

You are rarely wrong.

 

Babababs

Aw

Thanks Dami

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t get flattered over facts.

 

Babababs

Whatever you say

 

----------

 

Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Double A

 

The-Blood-Son

I have returned.

 

Double A

…?

 

The_Blood_Son

You’ve been granted my trust.

Don’t misuse it.

 

Double A

Okay?

 

The_Blood_Son

You were right.

I am Robin.

 

Double A

!!!

That’s so cool!!

Oh man, we have other hero friends!!

 

The_Blood_Son

I will inform Mouse Sensei about my identity, even if you say she already knows.

Do not mention it to anyone else in the meantime.

 

Double A

You got it!

My lips are sealed

 

The_Blood_Son

Oh, and I suppose Robot is also a Miraculous holder?

 

Double A

Yeah?

 

The_Blood_Son

Which one?

 

Double A

Pegasus

Oh my gosh!

We have someone who can make portals!!

We could totally find ways to hang out now!

 

The_Blood_Son

I suppose that’s a possibility.

 

Double A

This is so exciting!

 

The_Blood_Son

I shouldn’t be surprised, but it really does not seem as if I’m speaking to Chat Noir.

You are very different in and out of the mask, aren’t you.

 

Double A

So I’ve been told haha

I watch a lot of anime in my spare time, so when I got my powers I kinda unconsciously built a bit of an ideal for what I’d want to be like in that kind of a role

 

The_Blood_Son

It’s smart.

My father does something similar to protect his own identity.

 

Double A

Batman does?

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes.

 

Double A

That’s

Somehow gratifying to know

 

The_Blood_Son

One last thing, Double A.

 

Double A

What?

 

The_Blood_Son

Never spring information like that on anyone right before battle.

You unintentionally threw off the balance of the whole team, resulting in our defeat.

Think before you speak, or face the consequences!

 

Double A

Ah

Yeah

My bad

 

Notes:

I want to count how many comments on last chaper had some variation of "ADRIEN NOOO" or "ADRIEN YOU CAN'T DO THAT" because I don't think the comments section has ever been so united.

Hello! I'm back! For how long? No one knows! My buffer is still kind of dead! Will the next update come on time? I sure hope so!

Gotta say I've missed you guys though. Up until now I've just been getting a boost of comment based validation once every two weeks, and it was weird not to have that. Y'all're great.

Question of the day! What do you want for Christmas? If you don't celebrate Christmas, what's something else you're looking forward to? I personally want a ~fancy~ knife, but I know no one is going to get me one.

OH YEAH! I recently posted the first chapter of a Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja AU-rewrite in case anyone is interested!

Chapter 47: We Finally Made it!!

Notes:

Me: Okay, I have 800 words right now, and I only have to write one more short conversation before the chapter is over, time to write about 200 words of establishment!

600 words later: Oh. Um. Whoops.

So anyway a third of this chapter was unintentional, and therefore bonus! Enjoy the longer-than-normal chapter!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct message between The_Blood_Son and Mouse Bug

 

The_Blood_Son

Mouse Sensei?

 

Mouse Bug

Ah

Uh

Bloodson?

Did you need something?

 

The_Blood_Son

I do, actually.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh, what is it?

 

The_Blood_Son

You think I am Robin.

 

Mouse Bug

Uh

I was going to talk to you about it

Eventually

 

The_Blood_Son

Well, I am simply telling you that you are correct.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh

Uh

Well

Good?

That’s super cool, I mean

Uh

Pun unintended

How did you find out that I knew?

 

The_Blood_Son

Double A informed me.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh yeah

That checks out

 

The_Blood_Son

He also informed me of your hero identities, under the assumption that since I didn’t know your real names or faces that it didn’t matter anyway.

 

Mouse Bug

Wait, so you know about us too??

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re Ladybug, yes?

 

Mouse Bug

I

I am, yeah

Darn it Chat

 

The_Blood_Son

Are you mad at him?

I suppose it makes sense.

 

Mouse Bug

I’m not as mad as I’d thought I would be, to be honest

It almost feels like a weight off

Pretty much all of my close friends in real life know

And are a part of my team

So having you know is actually a huge relief

I hate keeping secrets

 

The_Blood_Son

In this line of work?

 

Mouse Bug

I know, right?

I’m terrible at it too

 

The_Blood_Son

I can see that from you.

 

Mouse Bug

The only reason I haven’t blown everything about the War to the other team is the fact that we’re not in person

And the little challenge I’ve given myself of adding those emoticons to everything LadyPizza says

 

The_Blood_Son

Ah, yes.

 

Mouse Bug

I do wish Chat would have told me that he was telling you first though

I would have said yes, but it’s the principle of the thing

I consulted him before we told GB

 

The_Blood_Son

So Ghost Boy does know.

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah!

Wait

We’re the Paris Miraculous team

You’re the Bats

And the Ghost siblings are actual ghosts

You don’t think that all the secrets are out between The WDFJ Club, do you?

 

The_Blood_Son

Well, you still need to tell our Metropolis members about yourselves, and they need to tell you their secret, but other than that, yes.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh my gosh they’re the Superboys, aren’t they?

 

The_Blood_Son

Now all we need is for you to tell them about you, and all secrets will be out.

All big ones, anyway.

 

Mouse Bug

I really like the sound of that

My relationships with my team members became so much closer after we shared identities

We’re going to be absolutely unstoppable after this

 

The_Blood_Son

Indeed.

 

----------

 

Direct message between The_Blood_Son and My Little Robot

 

The_Blood_Son

I understand that you already know this, but I feel I must tell you myself or it will annoy me forever.

I am Robin.

 

My Little Robot

To be perfectly honest,

I am glad you feel you can even tell me.

You could have never even bothered to adknowledge what I knew,

Given that you already know that I’m capable of keeping secrets.

 

The_Blood_Son

I may not speak to you one on one nearly as much as I do some of the others, but you’re still one of my teammates.

You’ve had my back before, in the battles.

Additionally, you have protected the entire team in conjunction with Babababs via your cyber security.

I trust you, and value your trust in return.

 

My Little Robot

I trust you too.

Thank you for trusting me, I know how valuable that is.

 

The_Blood_Son

I wouldn’t place my trust in anyone who didn’t understand its value.

Such a person would be an idiot.

 

My Little Robot

The same kind of idiot who gives trust out like candy, I suppose.

 

The_Blood_Son

The very same.

 

My Little Robot

I know some people like that.

I used to be numbered among them, until Ladybug managed to thin my thick skull.

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ll have to offer her my gratitude.

Even more, that is.

 

My Little Robot

Be careful about how you go about it, she’s not the best at handling compliments.

 

The_Blood_Son

How so?

 

My Little Robot

Give her a compliment when you next see her in person.

Then, you’ll know.

If we all do it at once, she’ll metaphorically implode.

It’ll be fun to watch.

She needs genuine positive reinforcement anyway, what with the state of things.

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ve never put much stock in that myself, but I’ll take your word for it.

 

My Little Robot

It works for her, so we do it.

Compliments have never quite worked on me either.

 

The_Blood_Son

Well in any case, once Mouse sensei informs the Metropolis people about you all, the entire WDFJ Club will know each other’s hero identities.

 

My Little Robot

That will be nice.

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m inclined to agree.

 

----------

 

Groupchat - Hi Guys

 

<MouseBug added Notactuallyanerd to the chat>

<MouseBug added The Kon Man to the chat>

 

MouseBug

Hi guys

 

Notactuallyanerd

Mouse Sensei?

Why the groupchat?

 

The Kon Man

Yeah

It’s rare for you to so specifically grace us with your presence

 

MouseBug

Well

You guys are the only ones not in the loop

So I made a groupchat

To get you in the loop

 

The Kon Man

Okay?

 

Notactuallyanerd

What loop?

 

MouseBug

The secret identity loop, I guess

 

The Kon Man

Normally I’d tell you that I’m very much in the secret identity loop

But you’re the one talking to us

So now I’m not so sure

 

Notactuallyanerd

Mouse Sensei you’re in the secret identity loop???

 

MouseBug

As of yesterday, yeah

Babs left us enough hints to figure it out, and Robin told me himself this morning

 

The Kon Man

Oh so you’re really in the loop now

Can’t say I object

 

Notactuallyanerd

Does Ellie already know you know?

Is that why she’s been practically vibrating since last night?

 

MouseBug

Uhh

I don’t think we told her specifically?

But I can probably guess what she was vibrating about

 

Notactuallyanerd

What?

 

MouseBug

It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!

Before we got sidetracked…

 

The Kon Man

Tangents are inevitable

As long as you get where you needed to go eventually

Tangents are just the spice to an otherwise uneventful conversation

 

MouseBug

I guess so?

Well anyway, we know your identities, and everyone knows about the Ghost siblings, but you guys don’t know about us

 

Notactuallyanerd

Us?

 

The Kon Man

What? 

 

MouseBug

The Parisians in The WDFJ Club are part of the French Miraculous team

 

Notactuallyanerd

Really??!

 

The Kon Man

Oh no way

Good for you

 

Notactuallyanerd

So ALL of The WDFJ Club are heroes??

 

The Kon Man

Or hero adjacent, Ellie’s never been a hero

 

Notactuallyanerd

Good point

 

MouseBug

Yep!

And now

We all know about it

Wow

 

The Kon Man

We totally accidentally created a youth superhero team online

Didn’t we

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh my gosh we did

 

MouseBug

And now I’m the de facto leader of two hero teams

If The WDFJ Club actually counts as a hero team, since we only fight your friends and family in an MMO

 

The Kon Man

Exactly

True Heroes

 

Notactuallyanerd

Wait, so if you’re the leader of the Miraculous team too, you’re Ladybug?

 

MouseBug

Oh, yeah

I knew I forgot something

Yeah, I’m Ladybug

 

The Kon Man

Wait lemme guess the others

 

MouseBug

Okay, be my guest

 

The Kon Man

Uhhhh

Oh frick I don’t actually know the Miraculous team all that well, hang on I need google-

 

Notactuallyanerd

Is My Little Robot Pegasus?

 

MouseBug

He is yeah!

Wow that was fast

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well

His username always reminded me of ‘my little pony’ and Pegasus is the horse themed one

So

 

MouseBug

I…

I never noticed that before

 

The Kon Man

Google tells me there’s a monkey one

Is that Double A

 

MouseBug

Actually, no!

King Monkey isn’t on the team at the moment

 

The Kon Man

Uhhhh

Is he the snake one?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah, Viperion!

 

MouseBug

Nope!

Well, technically Kon is half right

He did use the Snake Miraculous temporarily, but he’s not Viperion

 

The Kon Man

Okay looking up snake users

 

Notactuallyanerd

That feels like cheating

 

The Kon Man

He’s not

There’s no way

 

Notactuallyanerd

What?

 

MouseBug

I always love this part

 

The Kon Man

He’s not the Cat boy, is he???

Sweet Double A, a player cat boy in a skintight leather suit????????

 

Notactuallyanerd

There’s

There’s no way

 

MouseBug

Third time the (lucky) charm, I guess!

 

The Kon Man

WHAT

NO

Those are not the vibes!

 

MouseBug

It took all of us a while to wrap our heads around it too

 

Notactuallyanerd

How does he do that??

 

MouseBug

I do not know

I wish I could

 

The Kon Man

Well he’s getting interrogated later

 

MouseBug

Oh yeah!

We were planning on talking about everything as a group in The WDFJ Club chat later

You can do that then!

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll go tell Ellie!

 

The Kon Man

What a huge F***ing coincidence

 

Notactuallyanerd

Language!

 

The Kon Man

The Ghosts aren’t here, I can do what I want

Notes:

First off since I always forget to do this- This fic has a discord! We have a lot of fun, and it's one of my favorite places to hang out due to the nice atmosphere! Here's the link => https://discord.gg/pxYp6S8Rwc
We even have a channel dedicated to reminding me to write! so if that sounds like something you want to try out, go for it.

The children. They Know. And it only took them 47 chapters.

one other thing, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!! This year was so much better than I thought it was going to be, a huge part due to all of my readers, especially those on the server. Every comment, every kudo, every sub, thank you for all of it. I really appreciate it!

I'll see you all next year! May every one of you have a WONDERFUL 2022!

Chapter 48: Party = Crashed

Summary:

Babs crashes a party

Notes:

GUESS WHO'S NOT DEAD
THAT'S RIGHT
ME

I'm back!! I finally managed to get my groove back, despite winter's tough grip on me! Sorry I vanished for so long, but life is as life does and winter weather is terrible for my physical and mental health, but I'm BACK!

I've brought you a chapter that was mostly written in short bursts over the course of a month, but I like it, so I hope you will too! If you think we're slowing down just because of a little identity reveal, you're incredibly mistaken...

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Groupchat - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

Alright, we need to talk.

All together, so that we know for sure that we’re on the same page.

 

Ghost Girl

Oh no

Punctuation

 

Notactuallyanerd

It’s good punctuation!

 

Babababs

Sorry sensei but it’s gotta wait

@ everyone, be ready for a discussion later that we really need everybody for

But first, Pizza Party

 

Ghost Girl

Pizza Party!

 

The Kon Man

Ahh, Pizza Party…

 

Ghost Boy

Pizza sounds good

 

Ghost Girl

You can have some of mine before you go home

 

Ghost Boy

This is why siblings are great

 

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Groupchat - TheyDieForThis

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

SABOTAGE

SABOTAGE

SOS PARTY CRASHER ALERT

 

PurpleWaffles

We’ve been had!

Babs… she’s too powerful!!!

 

Zombie_Bird

What happened?

 

The Kon Man

Babs hacked the theater

Halfway through the celebratory movie, the screen suddenly changed to a rickroll and the theater lights started flashing different colors in time to the music.

Babs rolled in when we were still figuring out what had gone wrong, stole three whole pizzas and several two liter sodas, and then left

 

PurpleWaffles

We can’t figure out how to get the movie back!!!

This meme forsaken song has been playing for twenty minutes!!!!

ALSO the door won’t open

We’re trapped

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m trying everything I can, but she’s blocking me at every turn

There’s new stuff in her repertoire, that’s for sure

I swear I can see some weird magic runes mixed in with the normal code in some of these fire walls

 

The Kon Man

My ears are bleeding

 

MyPalVal

And I thought Chaos was dangerous when scorned

Well, sucks to be you

 

PurpleWaffles

Don’t forsake us!

Are we not teammates???

 

MyPalVal

Teammates separated by quite a bit of distance

Not really anything I can do to help there

 

PurpleWaffles

Noooooooo!!

 

Friar Tuck

My compatriots!

We’ll mourn you

 

Chaos

Agreed

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Thirty minutes…

 

----------

 

Groupchat - The WDFJ Club

 

Babababs

<Video taken from a surprisingly high quality hidden camera in a home theater. Three people are sitting in the seats, backlit by the movie playing. Suddenly, the movie changes to a loop of the chorus of Rick Astley’s “Never gonna give you up” and the theater lights around the room start flashing color patterns to the music. The three people start yelling and moving emphatically. One leaps to their feet and hurls something at the screen while another is suddenly illuminated by the light from a laptop, hands flying frantically across the keyboard. A new light floods the scene as a red headed woman in a wheelchair rolls into the room, stealing three pizza boxes and two bottles of soda before rolling out. She doesn’t touch any mobility controls the entire time, implying the route was programmed into the chair beforehand. A blonde woman, the one who threw something, tries to give chase but the door won’t open. The third person is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.>

 

Ghost Girl

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

20/10 BABS YOU ARE MY HERO

 

The Kon Man

It was fabulous to witness first hand, I’ll tell ya that.

 

Babababs

Party=crashed

 

Ghost Boy

Incredible

Babs, your everything I aspire to be

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re*, #17.

 

Ghost Girl

OH MY GOSH HAHA

 

Ghost Boy

I WAS DOING SO WELL

 

MouseBug

Everything about this pleases me holy crap Babs

 

MyLittleRobot

Relatively simple, yet endlessly effective.

 

The_Blood_Son

I would expect nothing less.

 

Double A

I wanna do that

I have no idea in what context

But I wanna do that

 

Ghost Boy

Hard same

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ahh wish I could have been there

 

Babababs

You’ll still benefit from it

Kon is bringing two of the pilfered pizzas back with him for those in metropolis

 

Ghost Girl

Fabulous, just when I was getting hungry!

 

Ghost Boy

I get some of that too right

 

The Kon Man

Anything for my third wheel buddy

 

Ghost Boy

Also as an apology for leaving me to third wheel alone

 

The Kon Man

That too

 

Ghost Girl

You guys aren’t third wheels??

 

The Kon Man

Listen, I’ve been third wheeling you and Jon for weeks now

I’m just happy to have a buddy

 

Notactuallyanerd

There’s??? Nothing to third wheel???

 

Ghost Boy

If you wanna think that

Then think that

 

The Kon Man

Please get well soon

 

Ghost Girl

Guys no

 

Babababs

*chews popcorn loudly*

 

Mouse Bug

*Chews popcorn quietly*

 

Ghost Girl

Can you not

 

Babababs

We should start that more serious discussion, anyway.

@everyone we’re going to start a serious discussion!

So that I know you’re here, I’m calling roll

Ghost Boy?

 

Ghost Boy

Here

 

Babababs

Mouse sensei?

 

Mouse Bug

Here!

 

Babababs

Bloodson?

 

The_Blood_Son

I am here.

 

Babababs

Ghost Girl

 

Ghost Girl

Here lol

 

Babababs

NAAN?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Here!

 

Babababs

Double A?

 

Double A

Present!

 

Babababs

Robot?

 

My Little Robot

Present.

 

Babababs

Kon?

 

The Kon Man

All of us are here Babs

 

Babababs

Had to make sure

 

Ghost Boy

Can’t you just check to see if we’re all online?

 

Ghost Girl

Nah I’m always on invisible

 

Notactuallyanerd

She should be able to know anyway

 

Babababs

Maybe I just wanted to do roll call

Anyway, we can start now.

Mouse sensei take the floor

 

Mouse Bug

So uh

Heroes

Somehow, every single person in this chat is a hero or hero adjacent

And at this point I’m pretty sure we all know we know this, we just wanted to make absolute certain that everyone was on the same page so that we don’t run into any massive misunderstandings regarding this later

 

Ghost Boy

!!!

Everyone knows now??

About everything????

 

The_Blood_Son

Babababs conspired to reveal our identities to the parisians.

 

Notactuallyanerd

She did??

I can see that

 

Babababs

It’s true I did

 

The Kon Man

Nice

 

Ghost Girl

Wait Babs how did you find out?

 

Babababs

I have my ways

 

My Little Robot

A way that no one can use again, if Babs is to be believed.

I believe her, at least.

 

Mouse Bug

She’s never steered us wrong

 

Double A

The manager of the chaos

 

Ghost Boy

Can we get that as like

An official title for her

I have too many weird official titles I need someone to know my pain

 

Babababs

If you can find an avenue to do that, I would not be opposed

 

Double A

I had forgotten about your weird overabundance of titles

 

Notactuallyanerd

…What?

 

Ghost Girl

GB has a ton of weird official titles that he’s gotten from doing a bunch of stuff in the ghost dimension and also time travel

 

The Kon Man

That feels on band, somehow

 

Ghost Girl

GB’s brand is weird titles

 

Mouse Bug

My Kwamii told me a bunch of the ones she knows and some of them are really weird

 

The Kon Man

I have to know

Hit with the weirdest ones you got

 

Mouse Bug

Okay I’m asking Tikki

Uhhh

She says “Devourer of bees” is a pretty weird one…

GB

GB what did you do

 

Ghost Boy

A lot

 

The Kon Man

That’s Incredible

 

Double A

Plagg says he doesn’t know that one

 

Ghost Boy

Tikki wasn’t there for it either!

She must have heard of it from Orikko

 

Notactuallyanerd

Who’s Tikki?

And Plagg and Orikko?

 

Mouse Bug

Oh they’re our Kwamiis

Tiny gods that are the source of the Miraculous’s power

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh

Okay cool

 

Mouse Bug

Tikki is my Kwamii, the Ladybug one

Plagg is Double A/Chat Noir’s Kwamii and Orikko is the rooster Kwamii

 

Ghost Girl

HEY HEY HEY

Now that we all know about each other and stuff~

Can someone please use portal/teleportation powers to get us all in one place???

Or get me to Paris, so I can meet a Kwamii??

 

My Little Robot

I use the Horse Miraculous, which involves portals.

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah I know

Come to metropolis and bring your friends

 

Mouse Bug

You could just meet up with us the next time we go to the Batcave for training

GB could come too

I mean if Batman is okay with that

 

Babababs

I don’t see why he shouldn’t be

 

Notactuallyanerd

YES!

 

Ghost Girl

Double A tell Plagg that I will have camembert prepared for him

 

Double A

He’s not going to leave me alone until we go now

 

Ghost Girl

That’s the point

 

The_Blood_Son

I shall speak to father about this potential visit.

We would have to make sure it doesn’t interfere with the training, as that is what you all originally come for.

 

Mouse Bug

Naturally.

Notes:

NOTICE: When I post now, I'm going to do it on Thursdays because holy crap Wednesdays are chaotic. Just a heads up. When will I post next? Two weeks from now, hopefully. I do have another chapter fully written, so I totally can. Ah, having something in reserve again feels great.

OTHER THING! Thank you all so much for sticking around! Sorry about the unannounced hiatus, I'll try to give you more warning next time lol. Special thanks to all the people on the discord server who bugged me about it haha, you're all a big help.

Question of the day: Which Miraculous character do you want to see join the TheyDieForThis chat? :3 hehe

Chapter 49: Balanced Again

Summary:

A new member joins the TheyDieForThis chat

Notes:

Why hello there!

VERY excited to bring this lil chapter to ya, since it does something I've been wanting to do for a long time now! Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

PurpleWaffles

Finally…

Reprieve…

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I got the door open

 

Zombie_Bird

It’s been two hours

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

She finally just let us out, I think

All the security keeping us here just dropped

 

Chaos

Yeah well our party went off without a hitch

 

MyPalVal

I was half expecting GB to pull something

 

Friar Tuck

He wouldn’t, not with Jason here

 

Zombie_Bird

What, he has something against pranking guests or something?

 

JazzHands

Oh, definitely not.

Both of us mostly blame our parents for driving away potential visitors, but GB isn’t exactly innocent.

 

Chaos

When was the last time you had extended family over?

 

JazzHands

I cannot actually remember

 

Zombie_Bird

I am envious

Or, I would be if I hadn’t seen your basement

That hole in the world gives me the creeps

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh yeah sounds spooky

I want to see it

 

Chaos

Seriously, when you get a break…

 

PurpleWaffles

An invitation to visit friends in their weird undead town?

Yes please

 

MyPalVal

Looking forward to it

 

Zombie_Bird

I’ll probably visit again at that point

Once you get past the whole ‘dead roaming the streets’ thing

This place is pretty dope

 

Chaos

It’s only a Nice Place To Live if you actually know how to live here

I was honestly a little worried that you wouldn’t fit in and leave after like

Two days or something

 

Zombie_Bird

Nah I fit in

There was never any question about that

 

FriarTuck

Just be glad that GB likes you enough to let you stay here

 

Chaos

Tuck.

 

FriarTuck

Right

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

???

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s ominous

 

Zombie_Bird

Uh

What do you mean by that?

 

JazzHands

Absolutely nothing!

Does anyone have a change of subject?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I do (I’m still very interested in that though and I won’t forget)

 

Chaos

We’ll take what we can get

 

MyPalVal

Haha

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Alright so

We’ve had a victory

But we all agreed that the enemy was extremely off their game, and if they hadn’t been we all know we would have been creamed

Just like so many times before

And even though we won, our celebrations were interrupted and corrupted

 

Zombie_Bird

What, do you have a solution or something?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Not exactly

It’ll probably help, but it isn’t a guarantee

 

PurpleWaffles

What is it?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We’ve had a numbers disadvantage for quite a while now

But I found someone I think we can ask to join

I haven’t actually played with them but they say they’re good

I’m not in charge here so…

Can I recruit them?

 

Chaos

They’ll be on a trial basis at first but, I don’t see why not

Jason?

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah go ahead

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hopefully, this will give us the edge we need to start truly winning again

 

MyPalVal

What do you mean ‘again’

We’ve never had two wins in a row

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Let me have my dramatic line, darnit!

 

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Direct message between Viperion and Red Robin

 

Red Robin

Hey man

 

Viperion

Sorry I didn’t notice your message

I wasn’t transformed

 

Red Robin

No sweat

Hey uh, so remember when I was asking you about that one game?

 

Viperion

Yes

Our message history isn’t that long

 

Red Robin

Right

So, me, my brother (you haven’t met him) and some friends are involved in this

Uh

Virtual war that’s happening within that game

It’s turning into a feud, really

 

Viperion

I don’t know whether that sounds fun or terrible

 

Red Robin

Both

My team won the most recent battle, and one of the opposing team members trapped Spoiler, Super Boy and I in a room for two hours whilst being rick rolled

 

Viperion

Oh.

Wow.

 

Red Robin

Sadly, us winning isn’t actually that common

Which is where you come in

 

Viperion

You’re recruiting me to your team?

 

Red Robin

Exactly

 

Viperion

Why?

 

Red Robin

You seem cool, and you already know what the game is

Plus you say you’re good

I have a few other friends but they don’t play this particular game/are NOT interested in playing against Oracle

 

Viperion

Is Oracle the one who trapped you in a two hour rickroll?

 

Red Robin

I don’t know why you didn’t think you could be a detective

You’re smart

 

Viperion

Thanks

 

Red Robin

Do you want to join?

 

Viperion

Is this a civilian thing??

Because all the names you’ve mentioned so far are hero names, but this feels like a civilian thing

Especially since you mentioned ‘and some friends’ when explaining it

 

Red Robin

Crap

I may not have thought about that

 

Viperion

So it is a civilian thing

 

Red Robin

More than half of my team are not heroes nor know about our identities no

 

Viperion

I mean

It does sound fun

So I’d be happy to join, but…

 

Red Robin

You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but you could give me your civilian discord tag

It’s not really like an identity reveal anyway, just a different screen name

I’ll give you mine, naturally

 

Viperion

You’re not wrong

Uhh

I feel a little wrong about going behind Ladybug’s back but

I am intrigued

 

Red Robin

Okay cool

DM me, I’m “SPITEandCAFFEINE#****”

 

Viperion

Got it

 

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Direct message between SPITEandCAFFEINE and Musical-Snek-Boi

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

RR, is this you?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

It is

Good idea using the abbreviation though, just in case you typed it in wrong

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yeah it felt weird to just type something like 

“Hey are you Red Robin”

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That would be a weird message to get out of nowhere

If I wasn’t actually Red Robin

As it is it would just be heart attack inducing if I hadn’t just given you my discord info

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Haha

Yeah

Hey uh

Does Batman know about this?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Me giving you my civilian contact info?

Nah

About the Virtual Game War?

I honestly wonder

There’s no way he isn’t at least sort of aware that something is going on

This house has been divided in two and we’re not trying to hide it

He hasn’t done anything about it yet though so I think we’re safe

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

That’s a relief

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah

So, Musical-Snek-Boi

Snake themed tag?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh most of us allude to our animal themes in our civilian tags

Ladybug’s references her second identity with a second Miraculous

Pegasus’s is more subtle but it’s there

Ryuko isn’t subtle at all

Everyone would expect Honey Bee to have a bee themed name anyway so for her it's not even an inside joke

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That’s pretty cool, actually

Is Chat Noir’s tag a cat pun?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

You would think so huh

It’s actually a play on a few things

It was made for him by his civilian classmates though so they didn’t know to add in the reference

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ah that makes sense

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

So tell me more about this war?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

It was started by Robin and a friend

They each wanted to beat a friend/brother in the game, and they got someone to teach them how to get good

So they tossed their rivals in a chat together, and then later ambushed them

And won

Then the incensed rivals gathered their forces and launched a counter attack

In response, the original two gathered their forces and now all of us are fighting

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Sounds like it’s gotten really out of hand

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You don’t even know

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Sounds like I’m going to, though

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m going to add you to our team’s groupchat

We also have a chat called “WarMeeting” with everybody in it, but you’re not going to be added there until you’ve had your debut in battle

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Sounds like a solid plan.

Notes:

Luka joins the battle!!! For all of you who said you'd like to see Luka join, you're welcome!! For all those who voted for others, don't despair!!! There's an in now, which means that more of the Miraculous cast could potentially join in time! Keep pushing for your pick because I will be swayed by comments just saying.

Question of the day! Now that the WDFJ Club all know each other's IDs... what do you want to see them do? any games you want them to play, pranks you want them to pull, or any other general hijinks you want to see? I am all ears, seriously many of you have fantastic ideas!

If I don't post in two weeks I am genuinely sorry but I'll try my best, see you when I post next! Which will hopefully be on time!!!

Chapter 50: A little Panicked

Summary:

Luka :)

Notes:

asfjklsdfgdlgla CHAPTER 50???? Oh gosh now I wish I'd done something special T~T

Nothing too special! Just a little plot progression! I suppose the special thing that I'm doing for chapter 50 is have a Parisian FINALLY join the other chat, officially lol.

So funny story this chapter is actually a little short, because I realized that I was about 150 words short of what my normal minimum was, so I was like "Oh I'll just do a little segment at the end here to tie it all up" AND THEN that little snippet turned into a WHOLE CONVERSATION that was long enough to be it's own chapter. On the bright side, I'm definitely posting in two weeks because I have the content to haha

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

<SPITEandCAFFEINE added Musical-Snek-Boi to the chat>

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Meet our new recruit, Snek

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Hi

 

Chaos

Welcome to the war

I’m Chaos, one of our teams leaders

I sorta share the position with Zombie

 

Zombie_Bird

Sup

 

MyPalVal

Thank goodness, honestly

That numbers disadvantage was really depressing

 

PurpleWaffles

Tell me about it

 

Friar Tuck

Is he skilled though?

It doesn’t matter if he’s not skilled

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I think objectively I’m pretty good, but I don’t know what your standards are

 

The Kon Man

Is your kill/death ratio positive?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yes

 

JazzHands

Extremely basic judging criteria but it’s a good place to start

I say we hop in a lobby and do some practice

 

Zombie_Bird

Sounds good to me

 

Chaos

Yeah it’s been a while since we all did something like that together

 

PurpleWaffles

I’m game

 

Friar Tuck

Same

 

The Kon Man

My little brother is pestering me about something so I can’t right now but I might join you later

Tell me how it goes though

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Sure thing man

 

MyPalVal

I might need to leave early for my shift

 

Friar Tuck

Ahh the woes of being a productive member of society

 

MyPalVal

One day you’ll join us, just you wait

 

Friar Tuck

A sad day that will be, truly

 

Chaos

Knock it off you two

Get into the lobby

 

Friar Tuck

Yes Ma’am

 

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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

The Kon Man

Guys

I know I don’t do double agent things very often but uhh

The other team just got a new member

 

Ghost Girl

WHat???

 

The_Blood_Son

What is their tag and what do you know about them?

 

The Kon Man

Their tag is “Musical-Snek-Boy#****” and I don’t know much about him, but he says his kill/death ratio is positive and he considers himself good at the game

They’re practicing right now, but I thought I should let you guys know as fast as I could

SPITE is going to tell me about him later though so I’m not really missing much

 

The_Blood_Son

It’s better than nothing, I suppose.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh gosh

Should we practice too?

 

MouseBug

Hang on a second…

 

Ghost Girl

What is it Mouse Sensei?

 

MouseBug

I know that tag!

 

The Kon Man

You do???

 

The_Blood_Son

Is there any additional information you have on him?

 

MouseBug

Any additional information?

Heck, what do you want to know??

I dated the guy for like, two weeks!

 

Ghost Girl

WHAT??

Oh Oh Oh drama

 

Notactuallyanerd

That feels like a huge coincidence…

 

MouseBug

It’s not a coincidence

Not really

Musical-Snek-Boi is Viperion, our Snake miraculous holder

Honey Bee encouraged him to talk to Red Robin at our last visit to the Batcave

I’d say they struck up a friendship

 

Babababs

Well this is interesting…

Is he good?

MouseBug

Basically, yes

But that’s not what I’m worried about

I’m the one who taught him a lot of what he knows about the game

 

GhostGirl

 GASP! Original student?

 

MouseBug

Not really

It was never anything formal, just conversation and stuff when we were playing

What I’m getting at though

 

The_Blood_Son

He knows your playstyle.

He could recognize you.

 

MouseBug

Exactly

Also another related problem, he could recognize Double A and MyLittleRobot’s tags

And then he could realize my identity as The Teacher, which is one of their win conditions

 

Babababs

We still don’t have any win conditions, do we

 

The_Blood_Son

We need to reclaim our stolen items and beat them in another formal duel.

I’d say that should constitute our win.

 

MouseBug

@everyone we need a strategy

 

MyLittleRobot

Us three Parisians should develop a cover story.

 

Babababs

I can help. I have a lot of experience with that

 

DoubleA

My Snake buddy joined the other side???

Noooooo!

Betrayal!!!

 

Ghost Girl

Snake Buddy?

 

Mouse Bug

They’ve both used the Snake Miraculous before

 

Ghost Boy

This is not what I was expecting when I got that ping

 

Babababs

Cover story?

 

DoubleA

Uhhhhhhhhh

Well, Mouse is going to be playing on her alt, so we have that going for us at least

 

Mouse Bug

Yeah but if they recognize my play style that doesn’t matter

What we need is for me to mask my play style and then a good excuse for why I’m not participating

 

The_Blood_Son

We should practice with all new elements in place, preferably on the Europeans servers.

 

My Little Robot

As for the excuse, we could say we invited you, but you were too busy to join.

Viperion knows enough about you to buy that.

 

Mouse Bug

Honestly, between being the leader of the Miraculous team, fashion design, and class president duties, I’m surprised that excuse isn’t the truth.

This game is important to my mental health though so I don’t regret helping.

 

Notactuallyanerd

That’s good, for a second I was worried we were stressing you out.

 

DoubleA

What do we do if he asks who Lady Pizza is?

 

Mouse Bug

We don’t tell him

It’s bad form to ask something like that about an internet person you don’t really know anyway

 

Double A

True

 

Ghost Boy

It’s alright, we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way through this

 

Ghost Girl

Afjlhasgls why

 

The Kon Man

I’m going to go be a good double agent now bye

 

Mouse Bug

I’m in european server one

 

Babababs

On my way

Notes:

Still can't believe we made it to 50 chapters, I LOVE ALL OF MY READERS SO MUCH AAAAAAH

You all have been beyond supportive of this ajfaskfl thank y'all so much. Man, I'm supposed to be a writer why are words this hard ugh

QUESTION OF THE DAY: I'm getting my writing groove back!! Anyone got any writing prompts? Any fandom you know I'm in is more than welcome!

QUESTION OF THE DAY#2 FOR THOSE WHO DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THE FIRST ONE: How are y'all? Is life alright?

Oh and for anyone reading this long after it's been posted, this is your mandatory break. Go have a drink of water.

Chapter 51: The Therapist

Summary:

Jazz shares some trauma

Notes:

I almost forgot to post this whoops! I was on my way to bed when I remembered that it was Thursday and went oH FRICK IT'S POST DAY so here I am, still technically posting when I was supposed to.

This entire conversation was supposed to be tacked on the end of last chapter but it got long enough to be it's own chapter so... enjoy it I guess. We'll check back in with The WDFJ Club next time!

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

MyPalVal

Thank goodness you weren’t lying about being good

If our first new recruit in a while wasn’t good…

 

Chaos

Dark thoughts.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Well uh

I’m glad I could live up to your expectations?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So am I!

If you did badly it would reflect on me as the recruiter!

 

The Kon Man

Aww don’t worry Timmy, even if Snek hadn’t panned out you still have me!

 

PurpleWaffles

Darn it!

Now I want to recruit somebody

I bet if I ask Cass super nicely….

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You’re welcome to try, but I have a feeling she’s on Dick’s little ‘non-aggression’ team or whatever

 

Zombie_Bird

Non-aggression team?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I happened to look over Duke’s shoulder and see it

A group chat with everyone in our family we haven’t recruited yet

Lead by Dick

 

Zombie_Bird

They can run but they can’t hide

 

JazzHands

I’m not sure they’re trying to do either.

I think creating a support group for people who aren’t involved in this, yet still affected by it is a smart move.

 

Chaos

Jazz I can’t tell if you’re joking and it’s wigging me out

 

JazzHands

Both, since all this is ridiculous enough for it to almost be true

 

Chaos

Gotcha

 

MyPalVal

That’s one advantage we have over them

We have a team therapist

 

PurpleWaffles

We have a what

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh so I joined the right team then

 

JazzHands

Not yet Val

I’m not a licensed therapist

Yet

 

Chaos

We all know it’s only a matter of time

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah I know I had a good laugh when I found out

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We’re the team with the therapist???

How???

 

JazzHands

Chaos offered me cake

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I remember that

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh gosh

Therapy

Imagine

 

JazzHands

I’m always looking for experience, if you want a free appointment with an  amateur

 

MyPalVal

She’s actually really good

 

Chaos

We do stan Jazz and her therapy skills

 

PurpleWaffles

Maybe I should

Simply so I can say that I have

The sheer power that would give me over B

Can you imagine??

Anything he says I could just rebute with “Yeah well at least I’VE been to THERAPY, like a WELL ADJUSTED ADULT” and he would never be able to say anything

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh

Oh you’re right

Oh

 

PurpleWaffles

Jason you’re over there right now

Jason you have the opportunity

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well then the question becomes, can Jazz actually handle all of Jason’s issues?

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh shut up you’re not that much better

 

Chaos

She can

You know how our town is extremely haunted?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

It’s what

 

Chaos

Jazz gives the ghosts therapy

If they consent of course

But still

Ghost Therapy

 

JazzHands

What else was I supposed to do??

Their only other local option was SPECTRA!

And she actively tries to make you more miserable so she can feed off your despair!

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

This feels more like home suddenly…

 

PurpleWaffles

WHAT did I just read

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh wow

That’s a story I haven’t heard yet

 

PurpleWaffles

That sounds like something you’d find over here in Gotham, only over here they’d be human

 

Chaos

Oh truly a story

Well

A few stories

They’re all bad

 

PurpleWaffles

Well great now I’m curious

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I am also curious?

About more than the demon therapist

 

Chaos

Oh frick right

Newbie

Jazz, EXPLAIN

 

JazzHands

You’re one of the originals in this chat!

Also in the… other group

 

Chaos

Yes well

You’re more professional about just about everything

 

JazzHands

Fair

Alright Snek, Val, Chaos, Tuck and I all live in a little town called Amity Park. Amity Park is haunted. There are ghosts roaming the streets, existing amongst their still living family, etc etc

Some of them are hostile, and attack periodically.

Another ghost, Phantom, stops them when they do happen and basically puts them in time out back in their afterlife, the portal to which is in my basement.

My family is a family of ghost hunters. It's not as weird as it sounds.

 

Chaos

It is as weird as it sounds

 

MyPalVal

Agreed

 

Chaos

Don’t you uh

Want to be a ghost hunter too??

 

MyPalVal

Doesn’t make it not weird

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Alright

This might as well happen

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I knew you’d fit right in

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Ah, yeah

 

PurpleWaffles

Okay cool snek knows things now but soul sucking ghost therapist???

 

JazzHands

Right

Spectra

 

Chaos

Jazz has a very personal grudge against this ghost btw

 

JazzHands

She-

Okay, I’ll start from the beginning

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

As fun as getting random snippets of the middle and end of this story is, I think that would be wise

 

JazzHands

It all started when we got a new school counselor

Our school counselor spot had been empty for years at this point, and I was getting progressively more worried about my brother’s mental health since he was refusing to let me work my magic on him

I mean there were other signs, but he’d never been that closed off before

 

PurpleWaffles

The story has only just started and I already hate where this is going

 

Zombie_Bird

I honestly can’t imagine GB being closed off toward you

What the frick

 

JazzHands

We’ve come a long way since then

Mostly specifically because of this incident

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh thank goodness

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You know, before you became enemies in this virtual war of ours

 

JazzHands

Yes until that

 

Chaos

Eh you guys are still close

It’s just slightly more antagonistic than before

 

JazzHands

Anyway-

I asked her to talk to him, an offer which he staunchly refused

Others though - almost the entire school had gotten an appointment with her, and atmosphere in the school was at an all time low despite it being Spirit Week

Not the sort of change you’d expect from introducing a new counselor now is it?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Ah

Yeah

Bad

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Must sound like a death sentence to you huh Snek

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Indeed

 

Chaos

What? Why?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I don’t have any problem talking about it but I’d prefer to do so after the story

I’m invested

 

JazzHands

Around that time as well there was a shapeshifting ghost attacking the town and getting off scot free because Phantom kept losing

 

Chaos

Eh that wasn’t too unusual back then

Heck, if I remember correctly, didn’t you only start believing in ghosts because of this incident??

 

MyPalVal

Ah yes, the days before Ghosts were common knowledge

 

PurpleWaffles

Your parents are ghost hunters??

 

JazzHands

I considered myself a person of logic

I decided not to believe in ghosts when I was ten

I now regret that

 

MypalVal

I bet

 

JazzHands

But yes because of the shapeshifting ghost I-

Witnessed Phantom for the first time, convincing me of ghosts existence

And then our school counselor tried to kill me

 

Zombie_Bird

WOAH that went from one to one hundred real fast

Slow down and tell me exactly who to punch

 

JazzHands

If she shows up I’ll hand you the Fenton Boxing Gloves myself

Her name is Penelope Spectra, I don’t think I mentioned that

 

Zombie_Bird

Time to punch a ghost

 

JazzHands

I was giving a speech for Spirit Day, and Spectra planned to kill me on stage in front of the entire student body since I was the only student left who wasn’t depressed and she wanted to drive the rest of them to total despair.

Phantom saved me just in the nick of time, or else I’d be a grease spot on the gymnasium floor right about now

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m going to punch a ghost

I’m gonna do it

 

PurpleWaffles

Seconding that motion

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

If I get the opportunity…

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I just… can barely imagine…

 

JazzHands

Phantom beat her up real good

But I actually managed to get the last blow in using some of my parent’s ghost hunting tech

It’s a portable mech suit

It’s mine now

 

PurpleWaffles

HECK YES GO OFF QUEEN

 

Zombie_Bird

You’ve got to show me that mech suit

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I’m glad everyone is okay

 

Chaos

oHOHO everyone was not okay!!

Jazz is our unofficial school counselor now and it’s taken her TWO YEARS to undo the damage Spectra wrought!

 

MyPalVal

Can attest

It was Bad™

 

JazzHands

Yeah, it’s been hard, but we’re getting there.

 

Chaos

Forget the school counselor she’s the town mental health expert!

 

JazzHands

We need more of us, really.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Do you do patient confidentiality?

 

JazzHands

Of course

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Can I take you up on that offer of a session?

 

JazzHands

Of course!

 

Zombie_Bird

Wow

I might have to as well

If only to get a leg up on the old man

 

PurpleWaffles

A valid reason tbh

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m going to think about it but I’ll get back to you later IRL

 

JazzHands

Looking forward to it

 

Chaos

Now Snek, what’s this about you…?

Notes:

It's been a while since I did a chapter that was all one conversation huh. It's fun.

GUYS WE PASSED 100,000 HITS!!! I'M SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHHH it's funny though because 100k is sooo much more than the word count and usually that ration is opposite.

Spectra! One of the most messed up things that ever came out of Danny Phantom, which is certainly saying something! I hate the concept of her so much! Evil therapists are the scariest characters ever! Therapists are people you're supposed to be able to trust, so... yeah I hate Spectra so much. Also! Therapy! TheyDieForThis has the therapist! finally, an advantage no so easily balanced! See, I like to pretend that there are stakes, even if anyone can tell who my favorite team is.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were going to be any mythical monster... what would you be? I'm partial to Mer people.

Edit 5/24/23: I changed that one dialogue tag from Sam to Val. Y'all can stop telling me about it lol.

Chapter 52: The Others

Summary:

Dick, Duke, and Cass reconvene for an update

Notes:

I know it's been a while :)

I have nothing to say for myself other than I AM SO GLAD SCHOOL IS OUT.... gosh.

Anyway! Have a chapter!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

The Kon Man

So uh

This Snek guy is actually good

 

Mouse Bug

I told you so

He’s not good enough to beat me, but he could probably beat NAAN

No offense, NAAN

 

Notactuallyanerd

None taken

I’m not exactly a master

 

Double A

We’re prepared though!

We got this!

 

Mouse Bug

I mean I already told you that

And yeah, we’ll be fine

I know it

 

Ghost Boy

Is that genuine or are you trying to convince yourself?

I don’t have your voice for context

 

Mouse Bug

I’m confident we’ll be fine

I’m slightly frazzled from catastrophizing, but now that I’ve got it out of my system, I’m sure it will all turn out :)

 

The_Blood_Son

We cannot be shaken by something such as this

We’re too high to fall

 

Ghost Girl

Famous last words, buddy

 

Mouse Bug

We’re gonna be fine

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones

 

DickieBird

Something changed again

The atmosphere is different

It changed after the Miraculous Team visited, they’re definitely involved somehow!

 

ArchDuke

Ah yes

This again

 

BallerinaTM

Those kids are skilled

 

ArchDuke

Babs wasn’t even there…

 

DickieBird

Yeah but you know what was?

Her shirt

 

BallerinaTM

The nice one

MDC

 

ArchDuke

Now that you mention that I did see some fabric over by her station

That was her MDC original??

 

DickieBird

Yeah you’d think that she’d treat it with more care than that, right??

And she of all people is not careless enough to just forget it there

 

BallerinaTM

Queen of organization

 

ArchDuke

You’re saying she left it there on purpose?

Why??

 

DickieBird

That’s not all I saw

I also saw Ladybug find the shirt

 

ArchDuke

Oh s***, Ladybug?

Wait isn’t MDC a French designer?

 

DickieBird

I hadn’t even thought of that

Hooray for group discussion!

 

ArchDuke

Yeah okay SO??

 

DickieBird

Ladybug wasn’t appreciative of the shirt, she almost looked a little horrified, maybe even mystified…

 

DickieBird

Pegasus and Chat Noir also had some odd reactions

They’re definitely involved

 

ArchDuke

Okay so we know that for sure

Anything new new though?

We’d already suspected Paris was involved

 

BallerinaTM

Viperion

 

DickieBird

What?

 

BallerinaTM

I saw Tim and Viperion exchanging discord tags

Yesterday I heard Tim talking to himself

He was talking about “A new Ally”

 

ArchDuke

So… The Snake with time powers is on Jason’s side?

 

DickieBird

The Parisians were aligned with Babs’s side though?

 

BallerinaTM

Both.

 

ArchDuke

Okay okay

The question now is….

Well there are a lot of questions still

But the one I’m thinking of is how they managed to find Team miraculous in the first place

 

DickieBird

I’d be willing to bet that was all Babs

And then Tim recruited Viperion, maybe not knowing the others were already involved??

 

ArchDuke

I think I get what you’re saying

It’s a little far fetched though

 

BallerinaTM

I think he’s right

 

DickieBird

Ahhh we’re missing so much context

 

ArchDuke

That’s the point Dick

That’s why we’re here

 

DickieBird

Well

Yeah

But I mean specifically when it comes to the Parisian involvement

How much do they know?

 

ArchDuke

Well

We know them too, right?

What about recruiting a contact of our own?

 

DickieBird

Duke you’re a genius

Now we need to decide on a target

 

BallerinaTM

HoneyBee

She looks like she would talk

 

ArchDuke

Cass is, once again, correct

 

DickieBird

Alright!

I’ll see if I can get the contacts out of B

I know he has them

 

ArchDuke

Let us know when you’ve got them

 

DickieBird

Obviously

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

You guys want to know about me?

 

Chaos

Yes

 

Zombie_Bird

Well based on timing and your name I have a pretty good guess about who you are

But I want to hear the story first hand

 

JazzHands

If you are going to get a session from me this will be good for context

 

PurpleWaffles

Heck yea

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Alright

Well, I’m Parisian

I live in Paris

 

MyPalVal

Oh cool

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

No

Not cool

Not right now anyway

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

While I love my city I have to agree with SPITE

It’s… not the best place to be currently

 

JazzHands

Why?

I haven’t heard anything (that) concerning about Paris

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Magical terrorism

Every single person in Paris is being held emotionally hostage

If you feel a single negative emotion you’re at risk of being possessed by an evil butterfly and brainwashed into attacking the city

Negative emotions can count as anything from losing your job to dropping your ice cream

 

Friar Tuck

Holy crap

 

Chaos

Seconded

Snek what the everloving frick

 

PurpleWaffles

OH wait yeah no I know where Tim got you from

Yeah that entire thing sounds nasty

 

JazzHands

Ah

Yeah

I can see why you’d want a session

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Therapy sessions are dangerous and also all of our therapists are overworked

I haven’t managed to find one

 

JazzHands

I’m here if you need me

Well

Not if

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Thank you so much honestly

 

MyPalVal

Evil butterflies???

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

It’s a whole thing

I can send you some resources for information

 

Chaos

Yeah speaking of that- why didn’t we already know about this?

This is Paris we’re talking about, this feels like global news

 

Friar Tuck

I can’t find anything online

Well, a few conspiracy boards

But that's it

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

There are a few reasons

Just follow this link and it’ll explain everything

:TheLadyBlog link:

 

Chaos

Gonna binge read thanks

 

MyPalVal

Same

 

Friar Tuck

Gotta upgrade my tech if I can’t even see french sites

Seriously

 

JazzHands

I’ll be in touch, Snek

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Thank you again

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Notactuallyanerd

So the mood in here has been a little

Frantic

Since Viperion joined the other team

 

Double A

That’s one word for it

 

Ghost Girl

Yes yes yes yes

 

Mouse Bug

What’s Ellie so excited about?

 

Notctauallyanerd

Well I realized that It had been a while since we’ve played a game all together

And I thought that it might be interesting now that we all know each other's secrets

 

Ghost Girl

Two Truths and a Lie: Redux: Full Disclosure

 

Mouse Bug

Ah.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I thought it would be fun??

 

Ghost Boy

Can’t say I’m not intrigued

 

Ghost Girl

@everyone BUCKLE UP WE’RE DOING THIS

Put a smile in the chat for confirmation of play! :)

 

Notactuallyanerd

:)

 

Mouse Bug

Why not

:)

 

Ghost Boy

:)

 

Double A

:)

 

Babababs

This should be fun

:)

 

The Kon Man

:)

 

The_Blood_Son

Fine.

:)

 

Ghost Girl

We didn’t even have to typo to get you here

Wow

 

My Little Robot

:)

 

Ghost Girl

That’s everyone!

 

Mouse Bug

We have more people than last time

Should be fun!

Notes:

I've only been on Summer Break for a week and already I am So Bored oh my gosh. School might be torture but at least it's something to do other than endlessly scrolling through Tumblr. Hey, maybe if I'm this bored I'll actually get more writing done! It's worth a shot.

In other news I've been thinking of making "The WDFJ Club" stickers and putting them up on a redbubble shop, would any of you be interested in that?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Anyone have any good TV show recommendations? I'm in the market for another hyperfixation

See you next time!... whenever that is. I'm so sorry.

Chapter 53: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure

Summary:

Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure (part one)

Information abounds. No one cares about keeping secrets anymore.

Notes:

I know I've been gone for a really long time, but I'm back! And I have a long chapter for you!! The game chapters always get away from me in length...

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club


Ghost Girl

ALRIGHT TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

I will establish the rules

One at a time, each player will declare three things about themselves in a bullet point-like format

Two of the statements must be true and one must be false

Everyone else has to try to guess which one is the lie

Once everyone has guessed and the lie has been revealed, we move on to the next player

We didn’t keep score last time, so I’m not sure if that’s something we’re doing this time??


Ghost Boy

I say we don’t

Never have I ever was stressful enough when keeping score

This is for pure levity, right?


Mouse Bug

I agree with GB


The Kon Man

Less stress would be nice yeah


Ghost Girl

Alright then!

I’ll go first!

  1. When I first met Danny I pretended to be his third cousin once removed
  2. I flew all the way to mexico without touching the ground once
  3. I melted into a puddle of goo, once

Once again, GB is not allowed to vote :)


Ghost Boy

Yeah I know exactly which one is the lie


The_Blood_Son

This is going to be exactly like last time then.


The Kon Man

Oh this is going to be so fun


Ghost Girl

Guys please vote


Mouse Bug

I’ll vote #1

It sounds too specific

Also Ellie that goo thing sounds concerning, which is why I don’t think it’s the lie


Notactuallyanerd

Uhhh

#2

I’m also concerned about that?? I also don’t think it’s a lie


Double A

#3!

So we’ve all gone in order!

Hoping the goo thing is the lie :’)


Babababs

#1 as well

I wouldn’t put either the Mexico thing or the goo thing past you


The_Blood_Son

#2

You wouldn’t have the patience to fly that far without a break.


Ghost Girl

RUDE


The Kon Man

#2

Yeah no you would absolutely get distracted and stop somewhere


My Little Robot

#3, even though I’m sure it’s true, I’d like to join Double A in his futile hope


Ghost Girl

Yeah the lie was #2


Ghost Boy

I would be laughing at everyone slandering your attention span if you didn’t get it from me :(


Mouse Bug

Goo???

GOO???


Ghost Girl

Maybe I should explain?


The_Blood_Son

If you would.


Double A

Please


Notactuallyanerd

I feel like I know this…


Ghost Girl

I told you about it when I told you my Tragic Backstory™


Notactuallyanerd

But I thought you said you didn’t melt?? And that it was just the failed clones who melted???


Ghost Girl

Technically I’m a failed clone as well, I just melted last so GB was able to save me in the nick of time


Mouse Bug

Are you OK???


Ghost Girl

I am now dw

I’m not unstable anymore so melting isn’t very likely


Ghost Boy

No chance, I made sure


The_Blood_Son

If you’re absolutely sure…


The Kon Man

Relatable™ 


Babababs

Not a good thing Kon

Get help


My Little Robot

Everyone here needs therapy


Ghost Boy

Jazz is an aspiring therapist, actually

She’s currently The Enemy though


Notactuallyanerd

The other team has a therapist???


The Kon Man

They were talking about that a bit ago


Ghost Boy

This is why I wanted her on our team


Babababs

We’re still playing a game


Ghost Girl

What would we do without you


Babababs

Go on tangents forever

GB, you go next


Ghost Boy

Why me??


Babababs

Random chance

Go


Ghost Boy

Fine

#1 I’ve been arrested and imprisoned in Ghost Jail

#2 The ghost warden of ghost jail is my dead grandfather

#3 There is no food in ghost jail

Ellie can’t vote


Ghost Girl

That’s fair but also

???


Babababs

Even if #1 is the lie, the other two imply you have knowledge about it

Gotta admit I’m curious

#2 is my guess


The Kon Man

Ghost Jail??

Ghosts have jails??

#2 is my guess though that’s wild


Ghost Boy

I mean, they can if they want to

It’s not super official but if they call themselves jail it counts


Mouse Bug

That doesn’t sound super effective…

#3


Ghost Girl

It isn’t


The_Blood_Son

#3

I absolutely believe that you would get yourself arrested if given the chance.


Ghost Boy

That’s fair


Mouse Bug

Just don’t get into mortal jail okay


Ghost Boy

I could get out, super easy


Mouse Bug

Not exactly the problem!


Notactuallyanerd

#1

I have faith in you GB


Ghost Boy

Thanks, I appreciate it


Double A

#2

That sounds like a really big coincidence


My Little Robot

#3


Ghost Boy

The lie was #3

Ghost Jail food exists, and it’s terrible


Notactuallyanerd

My faith… misplaced….


Ghost Boy

Yeah sorry buddy


Ghost Girl

This is actually a really funny story

But I didn’t actually know about the grandfather thing???


Mouse Bug

Okay tell us

How did you get into Ghost Jail?


Ghost Boy

Ellie you didn’t know?

Oh uh

So the warden of this ghost jail (my maternal grandfather, but neither of us knew it at the time) has this thing about Rules

His rules are ridiculous, and he makes up new ones as excuses to arrest people


The_Blood_Son

He does not deserve his position of power.

Oust him.


The Kon Man

I agree


Ghost Boy

His power is self appointed and there’s not really anything we can do, except orchestrate a prison break here and there

So anyway

I had accidentally knocked my parents aniversary present into our Ghost Portal, and was trying to get it back


The_Blood_Son

#18


Ghost Boy

Moving on


Ghost Girl

Aw, he doesn’t even have the energy to be mad about it anymore


Mouse Bug

We mourn GB’s pride this day


Babababs

It will be missed


Ghost Boy

Walker (the warden) suddenly decided that possessing objects from the mortal world was a punishable offense, punishable by 1000 years jail time , which makes no sense because he hasn’t even been dead for a tenth that time, but I digress

Also frick you guys


Ghost Girl

Lol


The-Blood_Son

I am not sorry.


Ghost Boy

He caught me off guard and arrested me

It didn’t stick though since I broke out later that same day

I still had to get the present back after all


Mouse Bug

I expected nothing less

Good job


Double A

We haven’t had a traditional prison Akuma yet, have we?

We’ve had a few that trap their victims, and a cop themed one, but none that actually use jail


Mouse Bug

Huh

We haven’t


Ghost Girl

Yeah so

About the grandfather thing??


Ghost Boy

Oh yeah that

He’s mom’s dad

We found out a few months ago when going through some old albums


Ghost Girl

You need to tell me these things


Ghost Boy

Sorry


Babababs

Mouse Sensei you’re up


Mouse Bug

Oh uh

Okay

#1 I once defeated an akuma with a single piece of paper

#2 I once defeated an akuma with a single tiny wind up toy

#3 I once defeated an akuma with a single popsicle

Double A isn’t allowed to vote, but Robot is!


My Little Robot

These must have been before I joined the team


Double A

I remember these!

The two true ones that is


Ghost Boy

Oh geez


The Kon Man

I am impressed and slightly terrified


The_Blood_Son

This is because of your Lucky Charm, yes?


Mouse Bug

Yep


Ghost Boy

That’s so overpowered tbh


Mouse Bug

Any guesses?


Babababs

I have one

And it’s #1


Ghost Girl

I’ll vote #3

All of them are plausible so I had to pick one at random :/


Ghost Boy

#1??

Would the Lucky Charm even give you a single piece of paper?


Double A

It’s given her a towel barely bigger than a washcloth

Also a massive gun, of which she only needed the scope

We have no idea how it works


Ghost Boy

That’s fair


My Little Robot

#2

There really is no way to tell what a Lucky Charm is going to be

But Mouse Sensei could defeat anyone with anything, at this point


Mouse Bug

Ashdksdjfalsdhgkj

Don’t I can’t afford to blush rn


My Little Robot

Apologies


The_Blood_Son

I vote #3.

For the same reasons as Ellie.

I’ve seen recordings of your work, and have no doubts about your skills.


Mouse Bug

Hnnnnnnn


Double A

Learn how to take a compliment Mari


Mouse Bug

No


Ghost Boy

Mari?


Double A

Oh no


Mouse Bug

It’s fine, we trust them

My real name is Marinette


Ghost Girl

Cool! 


The_Blood_Son

It’s nice to meet you, Marinette.


Babababs

Yep


Mouse Bug

Babs, you already knew that, didn’t you.


Babababs

I may have


The Kon Man

#1

That’s a little far fetched, even for vague magic


Notactuallyanerd

#2??

I have no idea

Your name is very pretty Marinette!


Mouse Bug

Thank you!


Double A

Why are you ok with that compliment??


Mouse Bug

My parents gave it to me, when people compliment my name they’re really complimenting my parents’ decision


Double A

Oh


Ghost Girl

I named myself

Kinda


Notactuallyanerd

You did??


The_Blood_Son

It’s not that surprising, given her circumstances.


Mouse Bug

How did you decide on Ellie?


The Kon Man

Wish I could have named myself


Ghost Girl

Well-

GB I’m gonna out your name


Ghost Boy

Go for it


Ghost Girl

Great

Well anyway GB’s real name is Danny, which is short for Daniel


The Kon Man

I don’t know why but I was expecting something a little more exciting


The_Blood_Son

His disappointments only continue.


Ghost Boy

I can’t be stopped


Mouse Bug

Well I think Daniel is a nice name


Ghost Girl

And since the person who cloned him wanted to recreate him and got a girl instead, they named me Danielle, Dani for short

Danny and Dani are different in spelling only

It got confusing real fast

And I wanted to create my own identity, you know?

So I took my new name from the back half of Danielle instead of the front half, getting Ellie from Elle

Though I don’t identify with the name Danielle very much at all anymore, I like Ellie


Notactuallyanerd

I like Ellie too!


The Kon Man

Very cool

Goals


Double A

That’s so cool!

I got my name from my mom, so it’s special to me

I did get to choose my hero name though, and it feels great


Mouse Bug

I also got to choose my hero name, but I was under pressure so it’s extremely uncreative


Ghost Boy

I technically got to choose my name, but only after the public chose a terrible one for me, so then I had to do damage control


The_Blood_Son

Ah yes,

Inviso-bill.


Ghost Boy

WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT


The_Blood_Son

Gordon is not the only one here capable of research.


Babababs

Yeah, as far as media-given names go, that one’s pretty bad.


Ghost Boy

I want to go back in time and keep that from ever happening

Erase it from history


The Kon Man

Inviso-bill??

What even is that??


Mouse Bug

Please don’t GB


Babababs

Hate to end this fantastic tangent, but weren’t we playing a game?

Notes:

School is back in. No, I didn't update all summer. You know how in the notes of chapter one I talked about writing this to avoid homework? Well turns out it is very hard to write fic without other responsibilities to avoid haha. Productive procrastination amirite? Anyway! The game is far from over, and we have some more name reveals! Hopefully my chapter output will increase over the next few months, but I've learned not to make promises.

Big thanks to my beta, Silverarcher12, as always, you're amazing

Question Of The Day: Anyone got any tips for adulthood?? I am woefully unprepared, and the real world is fast approaching...

See you next time!

Chapter 54: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure Pt 2

Summary:

More of the game

Notes:

Wow it has been too long. I've actually had this chapter finished for a few days now but there were some technical issues :/

Happy Holidays y'all! Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct Message between B AND Zombie_Bird

 

B

Jason.

Where are you?

 

Zombie_Bird

In Amity Park?

I thought Timmy snitched on me forever ago

 

B

Jason, you told me you’d be gone for four days at most, possibly less.

It’s been over two weeks.

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh crap, really?

It doesn’t feel like that long, but I guess is has been

Huh

 

B

Come back to Gotham.

 

Zombie_Bird

No

 

B

Would you care to explain your reasoning?

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m having fun, that’s my reasoning

Steph is taking care of things for me over there so it’s not like I’m immediately needed

So I think I’m gonna hang out here for a while longer

You could come and drag me back if you really wanted to, but I’m not sure you’d like it here

 

B

Fine.

You are your own adult, I suppose.

 

Zombie_Bird

Listen, B, if there really is an emergency I’d hop on the first plane back

You know that

 

B

I know.

That town is supposed to be dangerous.

 

Zombie_Bird

I mean

Yeah, a little

If you’re dumb

 

B

Are you safe?

 

Zombie_Bird

As long as I’m not dumb, yeah.

 

B

I see.

 

Zombie_Bird

Wish I could hear your grunts in person because I have no clue what that’s supposed to mean.

 

B

Come home soon though, Jason.

 

Zombie_Bird

Getting lonely old man?

 

B

I’ve always been lonely.

 

Zombie_Bird

Alright, I’m going to leave before this turns into an edgelord competition.

Seeya

 

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GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Mouse Bug

The lie was #1

My lucky charm has never given me a single piece of paper before

Though I probably could work with that, depending on the Akuma

 

Double A

Yep

I believe in you

 

Mouse Bug

We’d have a problem if you didn’t…

 

Ghost Boy

All of that is impressive though

 

Ghost Girl

No kidding

 

The_Blood_Son

I have seen the recordings of your battles, and they are right.

Perhaps you could teach us something about resourcefulness, at our next meeting.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh yeah the training sessions!

I mean I know I’ve technically already met you, but next time I’ll actually know that it’s you

It’s kind of exciting

 

Babababs

I’ll make an effort to be there next time

 

Double A

Really? Cool!

 

My Little Robot

I look forward to it.

 

The Kon Man

Aw you’re making me feel left out

I would pop over but I don’t want Tim to see me being friendly with you guys

 

Ghost Boy

…Tim?

 

The Kon Man

Uhhhh

 

Ghost Girl

Oh that’s SPITE, right?

Also Red Robin huh

Safdlkjfsj wait am I the only one who knows the bat’s civilian IDs as well as their hero ones

 

Babababs

I think so

 

Mouse Bug

Oh my gosh you do

 

The_Blood_Son

I… hadn't considered that.

 

Notactuallyanerd

You met her out of costume Damian

 

The_Blood_Son

Well… yes.

 

Babababs

As entertaining as this is… game?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh frick right

 

Mouse Bug

We get distracted a lot

 

The Kon Man

It’s one of our good points

 

Babababs

Dami it’s your turn

 

The_Blood_Son

Apparently.

  1. I once impersonated a college professor and taught an entire class, competently.
  2. I have a pet cat-dragon.
  3. I have attempted fratricide multiple times, but have never succeeded.

 

Mouse Bug

I’m not sure what I expected

But this wasn’t it

 

Ghost Boy

Cat dragon sounds so cool though

I vote #1

You’re the shortest out of all of us and unless that teacher was also very short I’m not sure how that would work

 

The_Blood_Son

You’re one to talk.

 

Ghost Boy

I can shapeshift it’s fine

 

The Kon Man

I know two of these…

 

The_Blood_Son

Don’t answer, then.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I also can’t answer :(

 

My Little Robot

I vote #2.

That sounds implausible.

 

Ghost Girl

Our lives sound implausible

 

My Little Robot

Touche.

 

Ghost Girl

But I also vote #2

 

Double A

Why?

 

Ghost Girl

My fantastic natural instinct

 

Mouse Bug

I trust her

The first time we played this she didn’t get anything wrong

I vote #2

 

Babababs

While I can’t vote, I’d like to comment that no one has contested the validity of option #3 and that’s hilarious to me

 

Double A

I should probably vote #3 then

Just so we have all our bases covered

 

Babababs

The votes are in

 

The_Blood_Son

The lie was #2.
I do not have a Cat-dragon.

 

Ghost Girl

I knew it!

 

The_Blood_Son

I do however have a Bat- dragon.

 

Ghost Boy

Awesome

 

Ghost Girl

Wait what

Why didn’t you let me meet them???

 

The_Blood_Son

He was sleeping when you arrived.

 

Mouse Bug

I also want to meet himmm

 

Double A

While I think a cat dragon would have been cool

 

Mouse Bug

Of course

 

Double A

A bat dragon is also great

 

The_Bloods_Son

A man of taste.

 

Double A

I should hope so

Taste is necessary for my job

 

Ghost Girl

Do you need to have taste to be a superhero?

 

Mouse Bug

Not sure your personal taste matters, in your case

 

Double A

No not the hero gig

Though that is my favorite gig

 

The Kon Man

You have another job?

 

Ghost Boy

Can’t believe one among us contributes to society in a non-heroic way

Incredible

 

Double A

I’d quit if I could

Also I feel like you guys already knew this??

 

Mouse Bug

I still say you should just ask your dad to let you stop

 

Babababs

Double A I have so much blackmail on this man

Let me end his career

 

Double A

I’d prefer if you didn’t

He is still my dad

 

Ghost Girl

So what do you do anyway?

 

Mouse Bug

He’s a professional model

 

Ghost Girl

Oh cool

 

Babababs

You’re good at what you do, but that doesn’t matter if you don’t enjoy it

 

Double A

Game???

 

Ghost Girl

That may be the first time someone other than Babs has gotten us back on track

 

Babababs

Because I approve of this tangent

 

Mouse Bug

It’s a good one

 

Double A

We can talk about this later

When I’m more prepared

 

Mouse Bug

Sorry kitty

 

Ghost Boy

Babs who’s next?

 

Babababs

Jon, you’re up

 

Notactuallyanerd

Nuts

Notes:

Yeah this game is going to take a while. I've had to keep notes on who's already gone, and who's voted, and it's pretty tedious, but fun!

I've been dealing with some pretty all rounded writers block, not just on this fic but on Everything unfortunately. I'm hoping posting this will help, but if any of you guys have any sort of sparks for me I'd be delighted! Maybe topics for the rest of the characters lies? Things you want to see mentioned?

Thanks in advance, and I'll see you all next time!

Chapter 55: Two Truths And A Lie Redux: Full Disclosure pt 3

Summary:

We continue the game, and someone gets some therapy

Notes:

I'M ALIVE OH MY GOSH uhhh more info in the end notes have the username index

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Notactuallyanerd

  1. I have witnessed Kon sleepwalking
  2. Dad once had to stop Kon from destroying the house while sleepwalking
  3. As far as I know, no one has told Kon about his sleepwalking

Kon you’re not allowed to vote

 

The Kon Man

Jon What The Frick

 

Notactuallyanerd

I couldn’t think of anything else!

 

Ghost Girl

I know this one

I can’t vote darn it

 

Babababs

Kon, you sleepwalk?

 

The Kon Man

Uh

 

Notactuallyanerd

No don’t say anything!

They can’t know if you know about it or not!

 

The Kon Man

Again, Jon what the frick

 

Mouse Bug

I’m going to say #3 is the lie

I feel like you’ve told him about it

And he just doesn’t want you telling everyone else about his sleepwalking

 

The_Blood_Son

The lie is #2.

If he had almost destroyed the house in his sleep, I would have surely heard about it from Drake.

 

Ghost Girl

He’s talking about SPITE/Tim/Red Robin

 

Ghost Boy

Thanks for the clarification

 

Babababs

I’m voting #1

This is only something you’ve heard about secondhand

 

My Little Robot

I’ll say #2.

 

The Kon Man

Thanks for the vote of confidence dude

 

Double A

Please be #2

That’s terrifying

 

Ghost Boy

I’ll vote #1

Because it would be really funny if Jon was telling this story second hand

 

Double A

That is true

 

Babababs

Discluding those who can’t vote, that should be everyone

 

Notactuallyanerd

Okay well, the Lie was #2!

Damian, Robot, and Double A got it right!

 

The Kon Man

Alright so at least I didn’t almost cause mass destruction in my sleep but

Why did no one tell me about this??

 

Ghost Boy

Oh my gosh ashfjl That’s still hilarious

Sorry you had to find out this way man

 

Ghost Girl

We didn’t tell you because it was funny

 

The_Blood_Son

Take consolation in the fact you’ve obviously never done so around Drake.

He would have told us.

 

The Kon Man

Well at least there’s that

 

Babababs

Get well soon <3

 

Mouse Bug

Sorry Kon

It is pretty funny

 

My Little Robot

Whose turn is it?

 

Babababs

Mine, I believe

 

Mouse Bug

Oooh! 

I’m excited for this one!

 

Ghost Boy

Hacker knowledge!

 

Ghost Girl

Yess Babs!!

 

Babababs

Alright

#1 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to end his career

#2 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to get Double A removed from his custody

#3 I have enough blackmail on Double A’s dad to get him arrested on criminal charges

 

Double A

Babs!!! No!!!

 

Babababs

Double A please

Please let me do this

 

Double A

I thought we abandoned this tangent!

 

Mouse Bug

Double A please let her do this

 

My Little Robot

I also have quite a bit of material

If you would let me use it.

 

Double A

Guys

 

Ghost Boy

Double A I’m a bit concerned

But uhhh

I’ll vote #1

You can get someone arrested and get their custody rights taken away but they might still hold on to a career

 

The_Blood_Son

Unfortunately so, yes.

#1.

 

Mouse Bug

I’m voting #3 because this guy is a sneaky jerk and I’m not sure he actually breaks any laws

 

Ghost Girl

Darn

Uhhhh

I trust Mouse Sensei

#3

 

The Kon Man

Please please let this man get arrested

#1

 

Babababs

I’m noticing that no one is voting #2.

 

My Little Robot

Everyone wants it to be true.

 

Double A

:(

 

My Little Robot

I suppose I’ll vote #2 to cover our bases, then

As depressing as it is

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll vote #3

Getting people arrested can be complicated

 

Babababs

Double A?

 

Double A

…#3

I don’t think they’d let you arrest him

 

Babababs

Correct!

The lie is #3

Slippery *******

 

Ghost Boy

Language

 

Babababs

I censored it

Would you rather me call him a fruitloop?

 

Ghost Girl

Asjfkladsjfhk

 

Ghost Boy

Oh my gosh yes

 

Babababs

Slippery fruitloop

 

Mouse Bug

Please tell me how to end this man’s career

Please

 

Double A

Please don’t

It’s someone’s turn, right?

I haven’t gone, I’ll go!

 

Babababs

Wow our first volunteer

 

Notactuallyanerd

Good luck!

 

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Direct message between JazzHands and Musical-Snek-Boi

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Hey Jazz

Mind if I take you up on that offer of a therapy session?

 

JazzHands

Of course!

Give me a few minutes to finish up what I’m working on right now, and then I’ll be free.

 

JazzHands

Alright, I’m finished.

Was there something specific you wanted to talk about, or do you just want a general session?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

You guarantee secrecy, right?

 

JazzHands

One hundred percent.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Great

That’s great

So, mostly I think I just need a willing ear to talk to

Someone removed from the situation

I can’t talk to my friends about these things because stressing them out is dangerous

There have been chain reactions in the past where someone said something that upset someone else, and then they got possessed

And then the person who said something feels guilty about it and also ends up possessed

I can’t risk that

 

JazzHands

I understand that, and I can for sure be a listening ear

Anything you need to vent, I’ll listen

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Right

So I need to preface this is with some important information

 

JazzHands

Okay

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I’m not

A civilian

When it comes to this whole situation

 

JazzHands

Oh

Oh

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yeah

I was chosen as one of the holders of the Miraculous

One of the heroes who has to free the possessed victims, and clean up the damage

 

JazzHands

I can see how that would be stressful

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

My powers are essential to the team, but they put a lot of stress and pressure on me

I was chosen for this job because I’m generally a chill person

I know how to deal with stress

I’m pretty good at rolling with the punches, processing things and letting them roll right off me, y’know?

 

JazzHands

Good skills to have

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Especially in Paris

 

JazzHands

I can imagine

Wow

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

My miraculous lets me rewind time by about five minutes

To a pre-set ‘save point’ you could say

So, pretty useful

 

JazzHands

That would be nice to have on hand, yeah

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

But that means it’s my job to keep things from going horribly wrong, and rewind things when they do

But I still see it all

I still remember it

 

JazzHands

Oh Snek

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I’ve seen my friends die

Over and over again

As I try and save them

Rewinding as much as I have to to prevent it

 

JazzHands

That’s… not healthy

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

No, it’s really not

I’ve been dealing… alright

But only because I’m me

It has to be me to do this job

None of my friends would be able to handle it long term like I’ve been able to

Chat Noir tried

He had the miraculous before me

And he couldn’t do it

 

JazzHands

You can’t take a break?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

None of us can

Not really

We’re all so tired

But we can’t stop

Because Paris will be helpless without us

I’m just

So tired

 

JazzHands

I’d be more concerned if you weren’t

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

It feels good to talk about it though

 

JazzHands

That is what I’m here for

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh frick-

 

JazzHands

What? Are you okay?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Well, someone just got possessed by an evil butterfly, so I’m okay

But I do have to go help fix it

I’ll be back to talk to you later, though.

 

JazzHands

Anytime

Stay safe, Snek

Notes:

So yeah it's been Several Months. Life really got in the way, and I really just lost all motivation for this fic for a while. I had forgotten where I was going with everything and trying to write felt like slogging through quicksand without any direction. BUT THEN- miraculously (heh) this morning I suddenly got all of my inspiration back. I re-read some chapters and was reminded of all those things I'd been setting up that I had somehow COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN about. It was weird. But now I have this chapter, and a whole other one waiting in the wings. I don't know if I'll be able to keep it up, but it feels like a part of myself has just come back to life.

I'm so glad to be back, and I hope you'll be happy to have me!

Question of the day: There may still be plot points that I don't remember. What are some things you've been excited to see followed up on? Who knows, you might just keep my spark alive!

A link to this fic's discord server, the bright spot amidst my writers block, I love you guys <3: https://discord.gg/AKtjmkNgNM

Chapter 56: Portals Make Friendship Easy

Summary:

Two Truths And A Lie has to be put on pause due to an Akuma attack, and the third faction gains an important new ally...

Notes:

Hello lovelies, I'm back! I've had this chapter written for a bit, I just lost track of time what with School ending. Like, ending for good. I am not going back, WOOOOOOOO!!! Very excited about that, but anyway, on with the show! I have a feeling you guys are gonna like this one :)

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Double A

So my turn yeah?

Alright so…

 

Mouse Bug

Not so fast Chatton

Akuma alert

 

My Little Robot

Understood

 

Double A

Gosh darn it!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Guess we have to cut this short then, huh

 

Ghost Girl

>:(

This Hawkmoth guy is such a fruitloop

 

The_Blood_Son

Go. We know you will be victorious.

 

Ghost Boy

Hey

Hey guys I just had an idea

@Mouse Bug can we like

Help??

 

Babababs

Well that’s an idea

 

Mouse Bug

Hang on

It’s true that right now you’re not really at risk of getting akumatized

 

Ghost Girl

Oh my gosh

Oh gosh please Mouse

 

The Kon Man

Well we did joke about forming a superhero youth group on accident

Want to see how that works in person?

 

Double A

YES

 

Notactuallyanerd

Oh oh oh yes please

 

Mouse Bug

Now hang on a minute

Viperion is on the other team, remember?

Kon you can’t come

 

The Kon Man

Frick

 

Mouse Bug

But I’d be willing to let Pegasus portal the Ghost siblings over…

Maybe Robin and Jon as well

 

The_Blood_Son

It would be an honor

 

Ghost Boy

I’m gonna punch a butterfly man in the face

 

Mouse Bug

Alright

I’ll tell my team you’re coming

Send Pegasus your coordinates

 

Ghost Girl

YES

LESSGO

 

Notactuallyanerd

I’ll tell mom we’re headed out

 

Ghost Girl

I’m gonna get to meet a Kwamii!!!!

 

Double A

I’m so excited to meet you guys!

 

Babababs

Mouse is it alright if Pegasus patches me into your com system?

 

Mouse Bug

It’s alright with me

 

Ghost Boy

This is the best day ever

 

The Kon Man

And I’ll just be here

Wallowing in my loneliness

 

Ghost Girl

‘Tis the life of a double agent

We’ll bring you back some baguettes

 

The Kon Man

I appreciate it

 

Mouse Bug

I’ll make sure they’re fresh out of the oven for you

 

The Kon Man

Oh I really appreciate it thanks Mouse Sensei

 

Mouse Bug

Alright everyone

Let’s go

 

----------

 

Direct message between Nightwing and Honey Bee

 

Nightwing

This is Honey Bee, right?

 

Nightwing

Hello?

 

Honey Bee

Oh yeah hi

I’m Honey Bee

You’re the blue guy right

 

Nightwing

I guess the username gives it away

 

Honey Bee

Well, that and big Bats himself told you you’d come calling

 

Nightwing

That’d do it

 

Honey Bee

So what do you want with my contact anyway?

 

Nightwing

I wanted to ask you a few questions

 

Honey Bee

Why didn’t you ask them on the training night?

 

Nightwing

I didn’t have the questions then

 

Honey Bee

Yeah and why me specifically

 

Nightwing

Because you seem like the most likely to answer my questions

Hang on a second

I’m supposed to be the one doing the questioning

Not the answering

 

Honey Bee

Then ask instead of answer it’s not like it’s hard

 

Nightwing

Alright

So

 

Honey Bee

So

 

Nightwing

My siblings are split into two factions

And I don’t know why

 

Honey Bee

Why would I know lol

We just met you guys

 

Nightwing

Because I have reason to believe that Viperion at least is a part of one of these factions

And that somehow, this whole thing led to us discovering Paris’s situation

I was hoping for some insight

 

Honey Bee

Your proof?

 

Nightwing

Red Robin was seen talking to Viperion

And later he was whispering to himself about a new ally

And I could only think of this strange faction thing they have going on

Plus Babs was the one to discover Paris

And she’s also part of the whole thing

Notably, in a different faction than RR

It’s suspicious

 

Honey Bee

That is a little sus

Gotta say

But sorry 

I don’t have any information on this

Though keep me posted, this sounds interesting

 

Nightwing

Darn I really felt like we were on to something

 

Honey Bee

We?

 

Nightwing

Yeah, I have one sister and one brother who aren’t part of the whole thing

We have a groupchat where we discuss theories

 

Honey Bee

Add me

 

Nightwing

It’s on our civilian accounts

 

Honey Bee

Don’t care

Add me

I’ll give you my civvie tag too

 

Nightwing

I don’t see why not

You’ll investigate across the pond for us?

 

Honey Bee

Sure sure

Just give me all the details I’ll need

 

Nightwing

Alright

 

Honey Bee

My civvie tag is “Stinger-Queen#***”

 

Nightwing

Got it

Welcome to our band of confused mediators

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones

 

DickieBird

I’m adding Honey Bee here

Though she doesn’t have any answers right now she’s agreed to snoop for us

 

ArchDuke

This? Is a civilian chat?

 

DickieBird

As long as we don’t use our real names here, we can hide behind our handles just as effectively as a mask

 

BallerinaTM

I’m in support.

 

ArchDuke

Alright

If you two say so

 

<DickieBird added Stinger-Queen to the chat>

 

Stinger-Queen

Alright who’s who

 

DickieBird

I’m Nightwing

ArchDuke is Signal

And BallerinaTM is Black Bat

 

Stinger-Queen

Cool Cool

Give me the rundown on what you guys know

 

ArchDuke

Our siblings, and some of their friends, have started being significantly antagonistic towards each other in two groups

They’ve directly referenced teams in the past, and refuse to give out information to anyone who isn’t a part of a team

The stakes are high, with theft and pranks on both sides as far as we can tell

On one side we have Red Robin, Spoiler, Red Hood, and maybe Superboy

Some of the stuff they’ve said has alluded to more people but we don’t know who

On the other side is Oracle, Robin, and definitely Superboy-the-younger

There’s definitely other people on that team

Possibly including renowned fashion designer MDC

Somehow

Batman may or may not know

 

Stinger-Queen

Well that’s a lot

Are you sure about the MDC thing?

 

DickieBird

Pretty sure

Both Robin and Oracle both have MDC original shirts and they’ve alluded to the whole team thing when asked how they got them

 

Stinger-Queen

Well that’s interesting

Hm

Not sure how much I should say

 

BallerinaTM

You know something

 

Stinger-Queen

I know some one

It just so happens that I know MDC personally

She’s… in close contact with Team Miraculous

 

ArchDuke

Really?

 

DickieBird

That’s so cool

Also the Parisians ARE involved!

 

Stinger-Queen

Yeah I’ll have to ask her about it

This is fascinating, thanks for bringing it to my attention!

It would also explain why exactly Ladybug was freaking out over that shirt left on one of your desks at the training session

 

DickieBird

Yeah that was Oracle’s MDC original

 

Stinger-Queen

It gives me a good idea of who might be involved…

Well! Timezones and all, I’ll be in touch

 

ArchDuke

It’s noon over there…?

 

Stinger-Queen

Hush

Notes:

MY BABIES ARE MEETING UP IN PERSON!!! It has been YEARS and It's finally happening... oh my gosh. I never get this far in projects, it's unreal.

So, I'm planning on writing their first meeting in ~prose~ but when I tried to do that, it came out Super clunky, so I'm not sure exactly when that'll happen, but it Will. Some encouragement would be appreciated, though.

Question Of The Day: Is there anything you guys would like to see in their in-person meet up? Since it's not written yet and all, the possibilities are endless!

Until next time, I love you guys!!

Chapter 57: Broken Containment

Summary:

Chloe is up to something, and The WDFJ Club regroup after fighting an Akuma together.

Notes:

Heyyyy I'm back! I have an actual reason for the break this time, but I'll explain that in the end notes.

Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The Other Ones

 

Stinger-Queen

Update: MDC was incredibly shocked when I confronted her, and got extremely cagey

She did mention something about a video game, and then bribed me to not tell Viperion anything

I did take the bribe, but she said nothing about you guys

 

DickieBird

A video game…

 

ArchDuke

Oh my gosh

They’re not fighting over a video game are they???

 

BallerinaTM

Robin hates to lose.

No matter which one.

 

DickieBird

Y’know

I think this all started around the time Hood and Robin got into that one online MMO

Robin couldn’t beat Hood in a duel…

 

ArchDuke

He was really upset about that

But seriously??

Why start a family feud over a Video Game??

 

Stinger-Queen

I don’t pretend to understand gamers

But I do know that MDC is a really good gamer

Like supernaturally good

 

DickieBird

Well my first thought was that Robin asked her to fight Hood for him but-

 

ArchDuke

He would Never do that

 

BallerinaTM

He asked for help

 

DickieBird

See I don’t feel like he’d do that either but

He was really upset

And he HAS been getting better about stuff like that

 

ArchDuke

Okay but Robin asking some random french person for help beating Hood in a video game does not quite equal feud

 

Stinger-Queen

Things tend to escalate quickly where MDC is concerned

She’s not one to take things by halves

 

DickieBird

That’s exactly it, too…

I feel like we’re missing a big part of this

 

Stinger-Queen

What about the ghosts

 

ArchDuke

The what

 

DickieBird

The WHAT

 

Stinger-Queen

Well~

Today we had an Akuma

The real reason I dipped earlier

Gave an excuse out of force of habit

 

ArchDuke

Okay…

 

Stinger-Queen

But Ladybug said that Oracle called and offered backup

This backup consisted of Robin, Superboy (the younger) and also

Two Ghosts

 

DickieBird

Robin Oracle and Superboy… sounds like one of the teams

But also

GHOSTS???

 

Stinger-Queen

Technically they’re like

Legendary guardian spirits

All us Miraculous holders have heard stories and tales of their wonderful exploits spanning many millenia

We all freaked out when we saw them lol

 

ArchDuke

Insane, but not unheard of

 

BallerinaTM

Life is weird :) 

 

DickieBird

But the fact that they showed up when they did, and with who they did??

 

Stinger-Queen

Suspicious

Though I gotta wonder if ancient guardian spirits play video games

 

DickieBird

Life is weird indeed…

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

KWAMIIS ARE JUST AS GREAT AS I THOUGHT THEY’D BE

 

Double A

Plagg says thanks for the camembert :) 

 

Ghost Girl

TELL HIM I’M VERY HAPPY TO OBLIGE

 

Ghost Boy

Ellie, calm down just a little

 

Ghost Girl

What if

No

 

Double A

I think it’s cool that she’s excited!

 

The Kon Man

Well I’m glad you guys had fun…

 

Notactuallyanerd

We got you your baguettes! Don’t pout!

 

The Kon Man

I’m not pouting!

 

Ghost Girl

You kinda are

It’s very funny, watching him pout while munching on the end of an entire baguette

 

Double A

Ellie you went back to the super family?

 

Ghost Girl

Yep

Man, I’ve been here for a while now

 

The Kon Man

I’m starting to think that Lois wants to adopt you for real

 

Notactuallyanerd

NO

I mean

 

Ghost Girl

It’s okay I don’t want to be your sister either

I already have an annoying brother <3

 

Ghost Boy

Wow, thanks

 

The_Blood_Son

I’m sure if you asked Father, that he’d take you in.

He’s made a bit of a habit of it, over the years.

 

Ghost Girl

That’s an idea

 

Babababs

Just show up

Let’s see how long it takes B to notice there’s one more than usual

 

Double A

That sounds dangerous

 

The_Blood_Son

Oh not at all

 

Ghost Girl

I am living for this idea

or 

Well

Living as much as I can be

 

Ghost Boy

Eyyyy

 

Notactuallyanerd

I also like this idea

Ellie I can take you over, if you want

 

The_Blood_Son

I’ll prepare for your arrival

 

Ghost Girl

Great!

 

The Kon Man

So was the Akuma fun?

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah, totally

It’s been a while since i’d fought one

Their powers can get… creative

 

The_Blood_Son

A woman scorned, and all.

 

Ghost Boy

Remind me to never stand someone up at my own wedding

 

Ghost Girl

Oh don’t worry

Even if you do they’ll understand

I mean

I don’t think you’d be marrying someone without them knowing the Risks

 

Ghost Boy

Fair

 

Mouse Bug

GUYS

EMERGENCYYYY

 

Ghost Boy

Mouse Sensei?

What’s up?

 

The_Blood_Son

What sort of emergency?

 

Mouse Bug

Honey Bee Knows About The War

Kinda

 

Ghost Boy

WHAT

Wait

Were we even worried about that?

 

Babababs

Kon! Report!

 

The Kon Man

I haven’t heard anything about a Bee joining the other side?

 

Mouse Bug

I don’t think she is…

I think she’s unaffiliated, actually

But I *do* think a bat put her up to this

She had info she shouldn’t have been able to get on her own

 

The_Blood_Son

Grayson.

He formed his own group of those impartial to either side.

This is his doing.

 

Mouse Bug

Great!

Who’s Grayson

 

The Kon Man

Nightwing/Dick

 

Ghost Boy

Language??

 

Babababs

No, that’s his name

His civvie name is Dick

 

Ghost Boy

Oh

Por guy

 

The_Blood_Son

#19

 

Ghost Boy

Is now the time??

 

Mouse Bug

It’s always the time

BUT ANYWAY

My involvement has broken containment

That is Not A Good Thing

 

Babababs

Not to mention that the other team probably knows about the Ghosts now

Viperion noticed something was up

 

Mouse Bug

Frickkkk

 

Ghost Boy

Well

We did take a risk

 

Ghost Girl

I think it was worth it

I’m getting the group pic framed

Also Hi Damian

 

The_Blood_Son

Ah, I see you.

I will open the window.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Thanks

 

The_Blood_Son

This only means that we must redouble our efforts to win

 

The Kon Man

As always, I’ll help any way I can

Even if I would really have liked to be in that picture

 

Ghost Girl

I’m going to draw you on a sticky note and add you that way

 

The Kon Man

Thanks, Ellie

 

Ghost Girl

No problem

 

Double A

I’m not sure what I can do, from here

 

Mouse Bug

We Win

We continue beating them in the game, and you guys have gotta find your stuff

We’ll try to help with that

 

Ghost Boy

Great

 

Mouse Bug

Kitty you can help manage the Honey Bee situation

 

Double A

Cool!

 

Mouse Bug

Alright

Who feels like fighting tomorrow?

Virtually, of course

 

Ghost Boy

Of course

 

The_Blood_Son

We’re in this to the end.

Notes:

So a three month gap. I don't think that's the longest it's ever been, but it was long enough for someone to think I'd abandoned this. That's never happening. I may take breaks, my hyperfixations may change, but this ic has become such a big part of my life, and I wouldn't be who I am today without it and all of you wonderful readers.

So why the break? Well, I said I was going to try and write the Akuma in Prose. Now, I CAN do prose, if you've read any of my other fics you know I'm capable of it, it's just that no matter how hard I tried, or how angles I came at it from, this scene jut wouldn't flow. I'm not abandoning it, but I thought that I might as well just continue with the actual story, and post it later when I can actually get it done. When that happens, it'll be posted as a one-shot in the CLAG series. Please be on the look out!

Question of the day: If you've read my other fics, which one is your favorite? And if you haven't, what are some concepts you might like to see me write?

See you next time!

Chapter 58: Worth It

Summary:

The consequences of their actions...

Notes:

Hello everyone! How have you been? I've been alright, all things considered. As promised, I'm still here, and still delivering, however slow I am about it! I think I'm proud of this chapter, so.... enjoy :)

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

So

I have a question

For the Amity Park friends

 

MyPalVal

Yeah?

 

Chaos

Go for it

 

Zombie-Bird

Do I count?

 

JazzHands

At this point? Probably at least a little

 

PurpleWaffles

You’re really at home over there aren’t you

Jealous

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I mean

I think it might be weirder if he wasn’t at home there

 

Zombie-Bird

Fair enough

 

Friar Tuck

So Snek

You have a question?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yes

You said your town was protected by a ghost named Phantom?

 

JazzHands

Yeah

That’s correct

 

Chaos

What about it?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

This Phantom…

He wouldn’t happen to be a teenager wearing a black and white jumpsuit with white hair and green eyes

Would he?

 

Zombie-Bird

Well if he isn’t then I’ve been seeing an imposter

 

PurpleWaffles

This is the ghost hero who’s been around for millenia, right?

 

MyPalVal

That… does happen to be his description

Yes 

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Okay

Same Phantom then

 

Chaos

What???

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Today there was an Akuma attack, evil butterflies and all that

Nothing too out of the ordinary

 

Friar Tuck

Depending on your definition of ‘ordinary’ but okay

 

JazzHands

We really don’t have room to talk

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

What was unusual was the help

Usually we just have our miraculous heroes, but today was different

Four foreign heroes were seen helping out

 

Zombie-Bird

Foreign heroes?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

And Phantom was one of them?

You’re sure?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yeah, I’m sure

 

Chaos

What the FRICK was Phantom doing in Paris?

Wait-

 

Friar Tuck

Um.

 

MyPalVal

What

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Hang on…

Who were the other three heroes?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Well, there was Robin and Superboy (The younger I believe) 

And then there was

Another Phantom??

Just, Phantom but a girl

 

Zombie-Bird

Crap

Wait- what???

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Phantom but girl??

 

MyPalVal

How… how do you know all of this?

Did you just happen to see this, or…?”

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I…

Well, there’s only three people in this chat who don’t know, I suppose

I’m a Miraculous Holder

 

Chaos

Oh that makes a lot of sense

 

Friar Tuck

Ohhhhhhhhhh

 

MyPalVal

I figured

 

JazzHands

Wait, you guys know?

Jason, Tim, Steph?

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah, we knew

 

PurpleWaffles

Jazz you knew?

 

JazzHands

Yes

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Therapy Hours

 

PurpleWaffles

Riiiight I get it

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

So uh

I just wanted to let you know I guess?

That your hero is in Paris?

For some reason?

They helped out a lot tbh

 

JazzHands

Well I’m glad to hear that at least

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So, what’s this about a Second Phantom?

Do you all know anything about that?

 

MyPalVal

I wouldn’t ask

Phantom is kind of protective over her

 

Friar Tuck

She’s rarely seen

 

Zombie-Bird

Right

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

She introduced herself as “Phantom 2: Electric boogaloo”

 

Chaos

HA

Yeah

 

Zombie-Bird

Right

 

Friar Tuck

So hang on

Why were Robin and Superboy in Paris?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Could be any number of reasons really

They’re a lot more… public?

Not as niche as Phantom anyway

 

MyPalVal

That’s very true

 

Chaos

Yeah but… With Phantom?

 

JazzHands

Hmmmm….

 

PurpleWaffles

Haha yeah

Weird

 

Zombie-Bird

Very weird, actually

 

Friar Tuck

I guess we’ll never know

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I guess not

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Girl

Morning One in the Bat household is going well

No one (besides Damian) Has noticed me yet

Tim passed right by me this morning

It took all of my self control not to jump him

 

Babababs

I’ve been supervising through the security cams

You totally should have done it

It would have been funny

 

Ghost Girl

Yeah but… my secrecy

 

The_Blood_Son

Her stealth is proving adequate

With some training she could become quite the jumpscare to be reckoned with

 

Notactuallyanerd

Ellie the jumpscare queen!

 

Ghost Boy

I’m scared

 

Ghost Girl

You should be!

 

Double A

I’ve been told I’m pretty good at sneaking

Though I have to wonder how much of it is a Miraculous side effect

 

Notactuallyanerd

They have side effects?

 

Mouse Bug

Not that many, but a few yeah

I’ve been lucky so far to avoid them

The Ladybug doesn’t have that many thank goodness

 

Babababs

I’ve wondered before about a few of Robot’s odd habits

 

Mouse Bug

Oh are you talking about the sugar cube thing?

 

Ghost Boy

The what ?

 

Double A

Oh it’s hilarious

Robot’s snack of choice is whole sugar cubes

 

My Little Robot

I will admit, that’s from Kaalki

 

Notactuallyanerd

Your Kwamii?

 

My Little Robot

Yes.

 

The Kon Man

I mean

Sugar cubes do just rule

 

Ghost Girl

Truuuue

 

The_Blood_Son

Miraculous team, are you prepared for tonight?

Or, tomorrow morning, from your perspective.

 

Mouse Bug

Oh shoot, I completely forgot

We’re doing training again, aren’t we?

 

Double A

Hey, maybe we can work on stealth!

 

Ghost Girl

Okay if there’s training tonight I am absolutely jumpscaring someone

 

Babababs

Well if anyone was going to haunt the batcave I’m glad it’s someone we trust

I’ll be filming it for you

 

Ghost Girl

You’re so good to me Babs

 

Mouse Bug

Ahhhh Viperion is going to be side eyeing us the whole time

 

Ghost Girl

I guess me being there isn’t going to help with that…

 

Mouse Bug

No Ellie, you follow your dreams

I just have to do damage control

 

The Kon Man

Worse damage control than you think

 

Mouse Bug

Oh no

What happened?

 

The Kon Man

Viperion was in the other chat asking about the Phantoms

 

Ghost Boy

Well

We kinda knew this was coming

 

The_Blood_Son

It was worth it, to fight by your sides.

 

Notactuallyanerd

What happened?

 

The Kon Man

Well, he did kinda tell the chat that he was a miraculous holder, so there’s that

Also Ghosts I think your team might be onto the whole ‘our parisians are Miraculous holders’ thing

Actually, I think everyone is onto everything over there

 

Mouse Bug

WHAT???

VIPERION NO

 

Double A

Well that’s not… great

 

Ghost Boy

I… did not anticipate that

I should have, darn

 

Babababs

What do you mean everyone is onto everything?

 

The Kon Man

Well, Everyone over there knows who was in Paris yesterday

And they know their own team

So I think the Amity people are starting to have Bat suspicions

And the Bats are absolutely having Ghost suspicions

 

Mouse Bug

Crap

 

Ghost Girl

I’m sorry… should I not have gone?

 

The_Blood_Son

I maintain what I said.

It was worth it.

We just have to finish this, and quickly.

 

Ghost Boy

That’s it, I’m breaking out the infimap

 

Ghost Girl

WHAT

That feels like maybe a bad idea?

 

Babababs

Wait, what’s the infimap?

 

My Little Robot

I have the same question.

 

Notactuallyanerd

I think this is something only they know about

 

Mouse Bug

I think Tikki recognizes the name…

She says it used to be your goal?

 

Double A

Yeah, Plagg says a lot of the times he’d met you in the past you were searching for it

 

Ghost Boy

Yep

That’s because the infimap is the reason for most of the time travel I’ve done

 

Mouse Bug

Uhhhhh okay

Cool cool

Why are you going to use it now?

 

The_Blood_Son

We cannot simply undo what we’ve done.

 

Ghost Boy

No no I didn’t do a good job at explaining

The infimap can do time travel yeah, but that’s only because it’s a map that can go anywhere, any time… and also show the location of anything

 

The_Blood_Son

Our missing possessions.

 

Ghost Girl

Ohhh I get it!

 

Ghost Boy

The map rarely does what anyone wants it to

I might end up on another time adventure

Buuut best case scenario it shows me to our stolen stuff, yeah

 

Babababs

I say go for it

I can support you from afar if you need it

I bet I could make a com link work through time and space

 

My Little Robot

Especially if you have my help

 

Babababs

Especially then, yes

 

Mouse Bug

…Well, Mullo is laughing her head off, so I have a feeling something is going to go terribly wrong, but

I also say go for it

Trixx says everything should work out

 

Ghost Boy

That’s all I needed to hear

Anyone want to come with me?

Y’know, for fun?

 

Double A

I’m down!

Y’know, if Pegasus feels like chauffeuring 

 

My Little Robot

Of course

 

Ghost Girl

Oh oh!

Us too?

Please?

 

The Kon Man

I suppose you’re lumping Jon in with you

 

Notactuallyanerd

Okay!

 

My Little Robot

Damian, am I alright to use the same coordinates as before to pick them up?

 

The_Blood_Son

Of course.

I might tag along as well.

 

Ghost Boy

Great!

Pegasus, bring everyone to my room

I’ll get everyone down to the portal unseen

 

My Little Robot

Understood

 

Mouse Bug

Have fun!

Don’t get lost in space-time!

 

Ghost Boy

We’ll do our best!

 

Double A

And once we’re back, we can challenge them to a virtual match

 

The_Blood_Son

To show off our righteous gotten gains

 

Mouse Bug

We were going to fight them today anyway I guess

 

Babababs

Let’s do this

Notes:

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! It has been a bit of an obscenely long time, and for that I'm sorry. SO much has happened in my life since beginning this fic, and I guess I lost the plot a little haha. Every time I sat down to write the next chapter, I just couldn't think. I know that this fic means a lot to so many people, and I wanted it to be ~Perfect~. Then, I got a comment on chapter 17 the other day asking about Danny's mistake in that chapter. I went back and re-read it to help them out, and ended up re-reading the entire fic from that point.

Reading all my past authors notes, summaries, and of course the actual chapters... it felt like a time capsule of me from that time in my life. I was delighted by it all, and it finally reminded me that this fic is supposed to be, before everything else, FUN. My mind was flooded with ideas, and before I knew it I'd written two and a half new chapters. I am so, so glad to continue this, and to rediscover my love of it, and I hope you all are right there with me.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: Who is your favorite character in this fic? I enjoy writing pretty much everyone, so I'd like to know who's the most fun to read!

Thank you all so, SO much for reading :)

(Edit. Originally the top segment with TheyDieForThis wasn't there. It was always supposed to be, and I have since added it back in. You're welcome, and I'm sorry lol)

Chapter 59: So About That

Summary:

Information (And lack of communication) abound!

Notes:

Hello All! It just so happens that it's my BIRTHDAY so I really wanted to post today lol. It feels Really Nice to have any sort of buffer again so that I can just post whenever I feel like it haha.

ALSO If you didn't see, there was an issue with last chapter, in that when I first posted it a WHOLE segment at the beginning was missing, which is kind of important to this chapter. If you happened to not see the edited version which I posted a few hours later, please go back and read that before this. Anyway, Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Direct Message Between Zombie-Bird and SPITEandCAFFEINE

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So

We’re thinking the same thing, right?

Ellie and GB are totally the two Phantoms, right?

And also the other Parisians in that chat are also Miraculous users, right?

 

Zombie-Bird

Stop saying ‘right’ it’s getting annoying

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

But

I am right though

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah, I think you are

Which is insane because I can’t believe I’ve been around GB this long without figuring it out

But now that I know… it makes perfect sense

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I can’t say I haven’t wondered, honestly

If only because I thought it’d be funny

 

Zombie-Bird

The portal in their basement, GB’s username, his cagey weirdness, the fact that I haven’t seen or heard anything about Ellie while at his house (still insanely weird I’ve been very curious), how blase the Amity folk are about their heroes…

I mean our Amity folk

The other people in Amity freaking worship Phantom, to a frankly creepy degree sometimes

I mean some people hate him but everybody has strong feelings

Not our guys though

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Because he’s their friend/brother

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah 

Or Ex, in Val’s case

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh crap, really?

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah, they broke up years ago and-

And Val is totally the Red Huntress

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well great, now we have three people in our chat who have ‘red’ in their secret ID name

That’s… that’s a third of all of us

What are the chances of that?

 

Zombie-Bird

And I Didn’t Notice

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Are you… having a moment?

 

Zombie-Bird

There’s something about this town, Tim

It’s gotta be something

I meant to leave after a few days

It’s been weeks

I just… haven’t wanted to leave

That’s weird

That’s really weird

I’ve just been…. Strangely comfortable

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Maybe it’s the dead thing

I mean I know I’ve been thinking it

Steph has to be too

I guess Amity Park is just one of the places on earth most hospitable to the undead

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah… that’s kind of been what I was thinking

I just can’t believe I let my guard down so much

I just… Didn’t Notice

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Maaaaybe you should come home

If it’s affecting you that much

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah… maybe

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You don’t want to leave

 

Zombie-Bird

I don’t and it’s weird

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Maybe ask GB about it?

I mean, Tuck did say something about GB liking you enough to let you stay

If he is as powerful as my research tells me… maybe he has some level of control over his turf?

 

Zombie-Bird

An unsettling thought

I just might

Hey, speaking of research… the one thing that’s nagging me

 

SPITEandCAFFINE

Oh you mean the whole ‘Phantom is millenia old’ thing?

Yeah I dunno

Maybe it’s time travel

 

Zombie-Bird

‘Maybe it’s time travel’

I hate that that’s a valid option

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh trust me

I feel the same

 

Zombie-Bird

So about the Miraculous holders…

What are we thinking there?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’m thinking that MDC is a superhero and I want to commission them even more now

 

Zombie-Bird

Oh you’re right

Well, I’m thinking Pegasus has got to be involved

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Portal stuff, you’re right

…If Robot’s name is an MLP reference then that’s him

And…. 

Is Lady Pizza just Ladybug???

 

Zombie-Bird

I- yeah I think so

Wow

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I’ve got no clue on Double A though

Dude’s kind of a sweetheart

 

Zombie-Bird

Really?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

The man messaged me after a battle once to tell me how great I did, and that he had fun fighting me

It was adorable

I don’t really see how that fits any of the Miraculous kids…

 

Zombie-Bird

Maybe he’s not one, they don’t all have to be

Okay so

The other thing I think we need to talk about

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

What?

 

Zombie-Bird

The Ghosts went to Paris with Robin and Superboy

We know why our gremlins might know about the Miraculous, but, the Ghosts were there too

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh

Oh gosh

The Ghosts know who we are

 

Zombie-Bird

Yeah

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

How did I miss that??

Right. Sleep deprivation.

 

Zombie-Bird

Look at that

He’s self aware

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ha. Ha.

 

Zombie-Bird

This explains what GB was talking about…

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

That thing he hadn’t told you? The thing he was holding over your head?

 

Zombie-Bird

Yep.

The little jerk knew my identity.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

And he still teased you about it, wow

 

Zombie-Bird

You know how powerful Phantom is

You know he wouldn’t be scared of me at all

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well, none of your weapons can hurt him

 

Zombie-Bird

Oh, I’ve gotten some new stuff from Fentonworks

I can hurt him

Still

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Can you send me some of that stuff?

In case they ever decide to come for us IRL

 

Zombie-Bird

Already on it

Brief Steph, would you?

Oh and Kon too

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

On it.

 

----------

 

GROUPCHAT - About The Bats

 

<MyPalVal added Chaos to the chat>

 

<MyPalVal added Friar Tuck to the chat>

 

<MyPalVal added JazzHands to the chat>

 

MyPalVal

So uh

Are we going to talk about our friends from gotham?

Also our friend from Metropolis?

 

Friar Tuck

Should we really be jumping to conclusions?

I mean

Yeah, it’s REALLY sus, but still

 

Chaos

Tuck. There’s only ONE reason why Danny and Ellie would be in Paris randomly.

They were going to hang out with their Paris teammates.

Who are most likely Miraculous holders

And who was with them?

That’s right, Robin and Superboy

There’s a Really Good chance that our guys are also involved in this

Given where they’re from

 

Friar Tuck

Okay but you know as well as I do that Danny might have just been trying to help out! We like the Miraculous holders historically, so maybe he found out about Paris and popped over to help out

 

Chaos

Without telling us?

No, this is War related

 

JazzHands

Miraculous Holders… you know come to think of it

A while back I caught Danny handing a package to a strange magic man in his room who disappeared through a portal

Danny said his name was Pegasus

Wouldn’t tell me anything else, so it would make more sense for it to be War related

 

MyPalVal

Checking that Ladyblog page…. Yep

He’s the Horse Holder

 

Chaos

It’s pretty much confirmed

 

Friar Tuck

It’s not! Not really!!

Robin and Superboy could have been there for unrelated reasons?

 

MyPalVal

Would they be though? Really?

 

JazzHands

Tuck, why are you so opposed to this?

 

Friar Tuck

Because the idea that we’ve been competing with Bats and Supers scares me okay?

I’m not a hero!!

I am a normal squishy guy!

If they get mad at us I’m TOAST!

 

Chaos

Relax Tuck

It’s a virtual war

And they’re already kicking out butt in that department

 

MyPalVal

Also, we’ve probably got some Bats on our side too

 

Friar Tuck

Ahhhhhhhhh

 

JazzHands

Kon is Notactuallyanerd’s older brother, right?

What would you bet he’s the older Superboy?

 

Chaos

I’m not taking that bet

Tuck?

 

Friar Tuck

You know what? I know when I’m beat

Fine, I give

So, Danny and Ellie have been casually fraternizing with high profile heroes.

What do we do with that information?

Where do we go next?

 

MyPalVal

I’m not sure there’s much we can do, honestly

Like Sam said, it’s a virtual war

It’s INSANE that this is happening

Trust me I’m going to freak out about it later

But really

It doesn’t affect us that much

We’ve just gotta focus on winning

We can do that

 

JazzHands

Y’know, probably

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah, winning

Hey Sam?

 

Chaos

Yeah?

Friar Tuck

Can you check on Danny’s rockets?

I have a bad feeling

 

MyPalVal

Stop being so anxious about it, jeez

If they haven’t found them yet they’re not going to

 

Chaos

Also, Jason and I switched

I don’t have the rockets I have the swords

 

Friar Tuck

Still check??

For me?

 

Chaos

Fine

Jeez

 

MyPalVal

With Snek in such a good position, we should learn their teacher’s tag any day now

As long as we get in good enough shape to win a final, decisive battle, our victory is pretty much in sight

 

JazzHands

Hey now

Don’t count your chickens, and all that

We all know Danny

How resourceful he can be when things get down to the wire

 

Friar Tuck

Now you see why I’m worried

 

MyPalVal

We’re gonna be fine

 

Chaos

FRICK

 

MyPalVal

 

Friar Tuck

What is it???

 

JazzHands

Let me guess…

 

Chaos

THE SWORDS ARE GONE

 

MyPalVal

I stand corrected

Notes:

I really like this chapter, I feel like sometimes I don't spend enough time going through the other chat's impressions of one another, so I thought I would now that some floodgates are open. Not that they're openly acknowledging this, of course, but it's a start! Also, the items ehehehehe

I do actually have one more chapter in reserve that I'll post at some point in the future, so look forward to it! Besides that, it IS my birthday, so this is my shameless self plug to check out my other fics, too! As a present to me :D I recently posted my SIXTIETH FIC on ao3 (Wild) and it'd be super if some of the rest of my library could be checked out. The fandoms I write for are varied, so I hope you find something you like!

Question Of The Day: What's your favorite birthday gift you've ever gotten? (Mine has to be Pokemon Shield. It was my first pokemon game and I will never be the same.)

Chapter 60: Back In Time

Summary:

The team has a bit of an adventure

Notes:

Hello all and welcome back to 'Rosie forgot that she had an extra chapter written' so. Have this!

Oh also another thing that I just wanted to mention real quick- I got ENGAGED between updates!!!! So that's fun. Enjoy!

Username directory:

The WDFJ Club
Mouse Bug - Marinette
Lady Pizza - Marinette
Ghost Boy - Danny
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Ghost Girl - Ellie
Notactuallyanerd - Jon
My Little Robot - Max
Babababs - Babs
Double A - Adrien
The Kon Man - Kon

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

WarMeeting
everyone above, minus Mouse Bug and Luka

The FAM
DickieBird - Dick
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
The_Blood_Son - Damian
Babababs - Babs
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
ArchDuke - Duke

OTHERS
Batman - Bruce
Red Robin - Tim
Oracle - Babs
Robin - Damian
SuperBoy 1 - Kon
SuperBoy 2 - Jon
Pamela Manson - Pamela Manson
SuperDad - Clark

The Other Ones
ArchDuke - Duke
DickieBird - Dick
BallerinaTM - Cass
Stinger-Queen - Chloe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - The WDFJ Club

 

Ghost Boy

We…. we actually did it

We got them back

 

The_Blood_Son

After MUCH trial and error, that is.

 

Mouse Bug

Damian breaking out the all caps??

What happened?

 

Double A

Uhhhh well

 

Ghost Girl

Finally I can say I’ve time traveled!

 

Babababs

Well, at least mine and Pegasus’s coms worked

Even if it was an experience to be managing a group stuck in the 1700s in England

 

Notactuallyanerd

Don’t forget, 1400s Japan

 

The_Blood_Son

1920s New York…

 

Ghost Girl

My favorite was Brazil in the 80s

 

Mouse Bug

Holy heck

 

The Kon Man

Y’know I’m not sure if I’m glad that I missed this or not

 

Ghost Boy

We got them though!

We managed it eventually!!

This always happens with the infimap

 

Notactuallyanerd

Well, you did warn us

 

Mouse Bug

…I’m coming next time

 

Ghost Boy

Noted!

 

The Kon Man

So you’ve all listed a bunch of random times and locations

What about the details??

Mouse and I are the only two who didn’t experience this at all

You gotta give us something to work with

 

Babababs

Oh there are so many details

Even though Robot and I stayed in our contemporary time and space, it still warped around us to allow for communication with them

I would spend hours and hours guiding them with old maps I pulled out of obscure archives, only to look down and see only two minutes had passed

 

My Little Robot

It’s only been about two hours since they left, yes?

we spent upwards of three weeks on comms with them

 

Mouse Bug

Three weeks???

 

The Kon Man

Woah

Kinda insane, honestly

 

Double A

Yeah uh

It was something! For sure!

 

Ghost Girl

Three whole weeks of time hopping!

For me it was a blast!

 

The_Blood_Son

Yes well, I’m sure I would have enjoyed it more if we hadn’t been constantly threatened and stressed at every turn.

Not once did we experience peace.

 

Ghost Girl

That’s just how my life was before finding you and Jon tbh

 

Notactuallyanerd

Awwww

 

Ghost Boy

Y’know three weeks is not actually that bad

The first time I dealt with the infimap, Chaos, Tuck and I spent months just drifting between times

Only to find when we got back only like half a day had passed

Time Travel is weird

 

Mouse Bug

Okay that’s kind of concerning!

Now I’m kind of sorry for telling you to go for it

I had no idea it’d be that bad

 

The_Blood_Son

No, it was worth it.

We retrieved our stolen property at last, along with a few souvenirs that might come in handy in the future, not to mention new skills.

 

Notactuallyanerd

Dami had a good time learning some exclusive ninjutsu techniques from some OG Ninjas

Apparently Danny had already been there before?

They recognized him, and treated us really well

 

Double A

Being wanted as criminals by the local warlord and chased by Samurai was less fun

 

Ghost Girl

Fair

 

Mouse Bug

Are you guys okay???

 

Ghost Boy

Well, we completed our goal and none of us are injured right now, so…

Yeah we’re alright

 

Notactuallyanerd

Honestly one of my favorite parts was just the portal we used to get to the infimap

 

The Kon Man

Oh the one Ellie talked about?

Beneath Danny’s house?

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah, we had to travel through it to get to a place called “The Far Frozen”

It’s a magical ice country populated by huge ghost yetis!

Danny apparently saved their nation a while back and so they call him “Great One’ and let him use the map

It’s like, their greatest heirloom or something

 

The_Blood_Son

Their description of the map was an artifact that takes you where you need to go.

Danny used it under the assumption that our missing possessions fit that criteria.

 

Ghost Boy

Hey, we got there eventually, right?

 

Double A

Not to mention, we helped a ton of people on the way!

 

Notactuallyanerd

Yeah

Everywhere we went, we really were needed

It was where we needed to go

 

Babababs

Watching all of this happen through Damian’s body cam was incredible

 

Mouse Bug

Oh. Wow.

That’s sort of…

Existentially intense?

 

The Kon Man

Yeah that’s what I was thinking

 

My Little Robot

Yes, that fits.

 

Ghost Boy

The thing I found frustrating was that Zombie-Bird had my rockets, and Chaos had the swords

They did a switcheroo on us

 

The_Blood_Son

That was frustrating, yes.

 

Ghost Boy

Like, how dare she entrust my rockets to someone I don’t personally trust to keep them safe

I mean they were still in perfect condition

But it’s the principle!

 

The Kon Man

Dude I feel ya on that one

 

The_Blood_Son

I echo the sentiment.

 

Ghost Girl

So that was fun, but weren’t we going to do a battle when we got back?

 

Double A

Oh yeah

I completely forgot

 

Notactuallyanerd

It kinda has been three weeks

 

Mouse Bug

Mullo is begging me to ask more questions, but we were going to do that, yes

 

Ghost Boy

Oh yeah, we’ll tell you about that later

 

Mouse Bug

….Okay

 

Babababs

Is everyone ready?

 

Double A

As ready as we’ll ever be

 

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Direct Message Between Chaos and Ghost Boy

 

Chaos

Danny.

DANNY.

 

Ghost Boy

What? 

 

Chaos

I think you know ‘what’

 

Ghost Boy

Maybe I want to hear you say it

 

Chaos

You’re a Jerk, Danny

 

Ghost Boy

No, I’m a robbery victim

I feel justified

 

Chaos

Where are the swords, Danny?

 

Ghost Boy

Back with their rightful owner, and far out of your reach

Jason’s too, honestly

Bloodson is never letting those go

Especially now that he’s a Ninja

 

Chaos

…What

 

Ghost Boy

I said what I said

 

Chaos

Why is Bloodson a Ninja?

What did you do?

 

Ghost Boy

Also I wanted to say that I don’t appreciate you giving my rockets to Jason

It doesn’t matter that they’re perfectly fine, it’s the principle of the thing

 

Chaos

Don’t ignore the question!

… So you have the rockets too

Frick

 

Ghost Boy

We don’t intend to lose this thing Sam

Really the only reason why any of this is happening is because you and Jason were sore losers

But y’know what?

I’m glad that you were

My team has gotten super close over these months, and these are some lifelong friends that I’m not sure I would have met nor grown this close to without your hissy fit

So thanks I guess

But we’re in it to win

 

Chaos

Frick you, Danny

 

Ghost Boy

Ah you’re just jealous of our amazing team building

 

Chaos

Yeah, I had a question about that

Danny

Did you tell your teammates about the whole… Phantom thing?

Did you freaking really?

 

Ghost Boy

In my defense it was mostly Ellie

I just supported her

It’s really good for her to be trusting people, Sam

I wasn’t going to take that from her

 

Chaos

…Okay, you have a point about the trust thing

But

Seriously??

 

Ghost Boy

I said we were close, and I meant it

We Know Things

 

Chaos

Yeah

I bet

 

Ghost Boy

You’re starting to get it, but you guys have been a bit slow on the uptake

 

Chaos

Danny I ask you again

Why is Bloodson a Ninja

Why is Bloodson a Ninja

 

Ghost Boy

We used the infimap to find our stuff lol

 

Chaos

YOU DID  W H A T

I…

Had not thought of that

Nor did I think you’d be that dumb

 

Ghost Boy

It worked, didn’t it?

 

Chaos

DANNY

 

Ghost Boy

Also I’ve told Frostbite not to let you and Tuck use it for the next while so, good luck trying that again~

 

Chaos

You took your team on an infimap adventure????

Wow

W O W

You guys… really are something

 

Ghost Boy

I’ll take it!

 

Chaos

We’re still winning this thing

 

Ghost Boy

Try and win the battle before winning the war, ‘kay?

 

Chaos

What?

 

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GROUPCHAT - WarMeeting

 

Ghost Boy

@everyone 

Fight.

NOW.

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. Usually, Time Travel is the bane of my existence, and while writing out the adventure is something I might like to dabble in in the future, currently it's one huge noodle incident, and that's really funny to me. Also, writing Danny going off on Sam was very satisfying lol.

Thank you all SO much for reading, and thank Silvie for being patient with me lol.

Question of the day:Personally, would you go for a Miraculous, Ghost Powers, or Bat training and equipment? (Ghost powers all the way btw. Intangibility is amazing.)

Until next time!

Chapter 61: On The Same Page

Summary:

They Die For This is tired of being in the dark, especially when they have all the pieces- they just need to put them together.

Notes:

WHAT'S UP. HI. I have another chapter :) finally :) and it's almost double my normal length too so that's fun!

Thank you so so much to CottonCandy in the discord server for this fic (join link in the end notes) fo saying something so sweet it took a sledgehammer to my writers block. I owe you this one! Another thanks to my beta Silvie as well!

Let's do this thing

Username Directory:

TheyDieForThis
Chaos - Sam
Zombie_Bird - Jason
SPITEandCAFFEINE - Tim
MyPalVal - Valerie
Friar Tuck - Tucker
PurpleWaffles - Stephanie
JazzHands - Jazz
The Kon Man - Kon
Musical-Snek-Boi - Luka

(I decided to only include the relevant usernames this time!)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

GROUPCHAT - TheyDieForThis

 

Chaos

So that went.

Badly.

 

Friar Tuck

They’re just better than us

Are we allowed to admit that yet?

 

MyPalVal

Absolutely not

They have some advantages, sure, but they’re not better

 

JazzHands

They are a bit better, Val

Denial isn’t healthy

 

PurpleWaffles

We really need to invest in more training

Resources??

Anything, really

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well, at least Snek did well for his first battle

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Thank you!

 

Zombie_Bird

CODE RED

The rockets are gone

They got their freaking stuff back

Frick

 

Chaos

Yeah I noticed the swords were gone just before GB called for battle

He’s so smug about it too!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well that’s. Not good.

 

PurpleWaffles

Isn’t that one of their win conditions?

 

Friar Tuck

Yes.

Yes it is.

 

The Kon Man

Oof

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Ah okay

So I take it we’re really behind then

 

Chaos

OH YEAH WE’RE BEHIND

Because you know what??

The other team?

They already know everything.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ah. Yep.

 

MyPalVal

Seems like it.

 

The Kon Man

Yeahhhh

 

Zombie_Bird

That’s something we can fix though, right now

I’m willing to bet that everyone here is smart enough to figure it out anyway

 

PurpleWaffles

Jason. Uh. What are you doing.

 

Chaos

Oh yeah, absolutely

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

This is interesting

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m doing what the other team apparently did freaking ages ago!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I agree actually

Why not? Clear the air

 

Zombie_Bird

I’m gonna ask a straightforward question that I already know the answer to. Answer truthfully.

 

Chaos

Of course

 

Zombie_Bird

Is GB Phantom?

 

Chaos

Yep.

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah

 

MyPalVal

Sure is

 

JazzHands

He better be

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

It’s going to be fun watching this, given that I’ve already revealed my identity

 

PurpleWaffles

Jeez okay so-

Wait what about the ‘over a millenia old’ thing?

 

Chaos

Unfortunately.

Time Travel.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

I KNEW IT.

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh I hate that

 

Friar Tuck

SO DID I. IT WAS STRESSFUL.

 

PurpleWaffles

You were there????

 

Chaos

Yeah both of us were

The histories don’t talk about the two random human teenagers that were with him, though

So. Y’know.

 

Zombie_Bird

Huh. Didn’t know you two were so well travelled.

 

Friar Tuck

Trust me I wish I wasn’t

 

MyPalVal

Never was I so glad to have missed an adventure as when I heard about that

 

JazzHands

Agreed.

 

Chaos

Wait so fun fact

That I can talk about now

We timetravelled using something called the infimap, right?

 

Friar Tuck

Why are we namedropping the infimap?

 

Zombie_Bird

Okay, sure

What about it?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You guys mention so many things I have never heard of

 

Chaos

It’s a ghost relic that ‘takes you where you need to be’

And it does not care about time or space when it does that

The infimap adventure we had lasted months , since we were chasing the guy who actually had it, and he kept MESSING UP places so then GB had to Fix Things

 

PurpleWaffles

That’s the other guy in the myths!

The weird blue demon guy!

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Ohhhh yeah that guy

Forgot about him

 

Zombie_Bird

He wasn’t relevant

 

Friar Tuck

We were stuck in that time-travelling cycle for MONTHS.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh relatable

Sometimes I spend days going through the same five minutes trying to get it right

 

Friar Tuck

….Okay well now I feel bad for complaining

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

We all have our problems and we’re all valid

 

JazzHands

Perfectly put

 

Chaos

Okay so yeah anyway

Ghost Boy. Danny Phantom. My best friend. IDIOT THAT HE IS.

He used the infimap to get the swords and rockets back.

 

Friar Tuck

He WHAT

 

Zombie_Bird

Wait hold on a second

GB used a volatile time travel device

To get the stuff back???

 

MyPalVal

And that worked?

 

PurpleWaffles

Jeez

 

JazzHands

Danny and I will be having. Words.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Wait wait wait- was he alone for this?

Like, did he bring any of his teammates?

 

The Kon Man

That would be wild if he did

 

Zombie_Bird

He better not have

 

Chaos

He did yeah

 

Zombie_Bird

Frick

 

Chaos

I don’t know all who went

But I know Bloodson did

So do with that information what you will

 

Zombie_Bird

We will be having words.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

They achieved their goal though, didn’t they?

And it doesn’t seem like they retrieved them sometime in the past

If the map takes you where you’re supposed to be- then it may have just taken them straight to their stuff

 

Chaos

I get the feeling that isn’t the case actually

Since he said something like “Now that BloodSon is a Ninja”

And I know we met ancient Ninjas on our last time travel road trip

 

JazzHands

Danny.

 

PurpleWaffles

Okay so as cool and concerning as that is we got waaaaay off topic

If GB is Phantom, then Ellie is Phantom 2 electric boogaloo isn’t she?

 

Friar Tuck

I don’t think you need to use that whole title

 

MyPalVal

She is, yes

 

Zombie_Bird

Okay I have to ask

 

JazzHands

Oh we’re going to leave the topic again aren’t we

 

Zombie_Bird

WHY isn’t she in any family photos?

Or mentioned in GB’s household at all?

It’s like she doesn’t exist

 

Friar Tuck

You could say

It’s like

She’s a ghost

 

PurpleWaffles

Ha

 

Chaos

Tuck I will kill you

And then beat you up when you inevitably come back as a ghost

 

Friar Tuck

Jeez okay

 

MyPalVal

You guys remember the blue guy who stole the infimap, right?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

If by remember you mean we were just reminded he’s a thing

Then yes

 

MyPalVal

Okay so

He has a weird obsession with GB

And so he cloned him that one time

But it failed weirdly

And that’s how we got Ellie

 

Zombie_Bird

Oh jeez okay

 

The Kon Man

Neat!

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Is it. Is it neat?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh Kon that’s super cool for you

She’s living in your house right now, right?

You could talk to her about it!

 

The Kon Man

Haha yeah

I could

I should do that

 

Chaos

Wait why are we talking to her about it?

 

The Kon Man

Since we’re sharing secrets

I’m the older Superboy

 

Friar Tuck

Yeah we figured

 

MyPalVal

Yep.

 

The Kon Man

I’m also a ~Superman clone~

That’s how I happened

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

This makes sense

 

Friar Tuck

Ohhhhhhh

Okay

 

MyPalVal

Okay then you should talk to her about it

War notwithstanding

She needs some solidarity

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait hold on I just realized

Your parents are ghost hunters

THAT’S why she’s not in any of the pictures!

THEY DON’T KNOW

 

JazzHands

That they do NOT

And it’s going to stay that way

 

Zombie_Bird

Understood 100%

Are you guys okay actually?

Does GB need help?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

This makes Ellie’s weird homelessness make sense

Wow

 

MyPalVal

He’d tell you he’s fine

And he is

He’s just walking the edge

 

PurpleWaffles

Okay so NOT fine then

 

Friar Tuck

Basically

 

JazzHands

OFF TOPIC.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

This deserves to be talked about actually

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

I agree

 

JazzHands

Okay we will

Later

Val is the Red Huntress

 

MyPalVal

HEY.

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We figured

 

Zombie_Bird

Yeah

 

MyPalVal

I mean yeah but you didn’t have to out me so bluntly

Jeez

 

JazzHands

Sorry

 

Chaos

Jazz, Tuck and I are all civilians

Or at least something close to it

We don’t have powers and we don’t really fight

 

PurpleWaffles

You’re support that counts

 

Friar Tuck

Oh really?

Neat!

 

JazzHands

And I do have that one mechsuit

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

You have a mechsuit???

 

Chaos

The Fenton Peeler.

I know it well.

 

Zombie_Bird

WHY have I never seen this?

 

JazzHands

It’s heavy

 

PurpleWaffles

Oh okay

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Makes sense

 

Chaos

And the rest of you are bats, right?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Red Robin reporting for. This.

 

PurpleWaffles

Spoiler!

 

Zombie_Bird

Red Hood.

 

Friar Tuck

Coooool

Cool cool cool

 

Zombie_Bird

Scared?

 

Friar Tuck

Not gonna lie

A little

 

Zombie_Bird

Awww

Don’t worry

I like you

 

Friar Tuck

Got it

 

Chaos

It’s no different than Danny

We literally know he has the power to end the world

 

MyPalVal

Another time travel adventure I am so glad I wasn’t there for

 

Friar Tuck

Your kick-butt adult self was

 

Chaos

I think she died though

 

PurpleWaffles

What.

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh that happened to our team once or twice

Not fun

 

JazzHands

Okay SWIFTLY moving on from that topic

Is there any other identities or anything that needs to be discussed?

 

Zombie_Bird

I don’t think so, no

 

Chaos

Sounds about right, right?

 

MyPalVal

I’m good

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Wait wait

We still don’t know who the miraculous holders on the other side are

 

Chaos

Snek, you’re up

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Okay

I took a look at the member list in the war meeting chat

And I am pleased to report that I think I know who their teacher is

 

Zombie_Bird

WHAT

 

MyPalVal

OHOHO

HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Mention this earlier???

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

There were other things happening.

 

Chaos

AND????

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

It’s definitely Ladybug

 

Friar Tuck

That. Makes sense.

 

PurpleWaffles

Okay yeah

Leader, and all

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Oh I can definitely see that

She really is a good leader, and with her reflexes I’d imagine she’d be good at videogames

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yeah, she’s won high profile gaming competitions before

 

Chaos

Really?

Darn.

 

Zombie_Bird

Huh okay

Tim and I theorized that LadyPizza was Ladybug though, because of the name similarities

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

See

I think she is

I don’t actually recognize that tag, I thought it was weird

And when we were playing she tried to mask her style but

I know her too well :) 

 

PurpleWaffles

My nemesis…

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

So we’ve just been actually playing with the fabled Teacher for weeks?

And we didn’t catch on?

 

Zombie_Bird

Because we’ve been so good at catching on to things recently

 

MyPalVal

I felt that one. Ow.

 

Chaos

What about the rest?

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Right well

My Little Robot is Pegasus, I recognize him

 

Zombie_Bird

We figured that one out

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We were stuck on Double A

He’s genuinely kind of a sweetheart

And when we met you guys I wouldn’t use those words to describe anyone there

 

MyPalVal

He is really nice

He told me how nice my legendary sword was

Seemed genuinely excited

 

PurpleWaffles

He told me he also loves waffles

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Okay so this is gonna be fun

This happens any time anyone learns his identity

 

Friar Tuck

Oh no

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Believe it or not

Double A is Chat Noir

 

Zombie_Bird

EXCUSE ME?

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

H U H ?

 

Chaos

No freaking way what

 

PurpleWaffles

Leather. Catboy.

 

The Kon Man

That’s funny

This is really funny

 

MyPalVal

Uhhh

UH?

 

Friar Tuck

I never would have thought

In a MILLION years

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Yeah he has a very effective secret

 

Zombie_Bird

Hmmm reminds me of Bruce, sort of.

 

Chaos

Okay don’t know how I didn’t put this together earlier

But Bruce Wayne is Batman

 

PurpleWaffles

Yep.

 

Friar Tuck

Holy crap

 

Chaos

HA

If my mom knew…

I mean obviously I’m not gonna say anything but

Gosh that’s a funny reaction to imagine

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Yeah I guess his is also pretty effective isn’t it

 

PurpleWaffles

Wait wait wait wait wait Tim

TIM

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Jeez what

 

PurpleWaffles

The Miraculous group is about to get here

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Oh no is that the time?

 

Chaos

Isn’t it super early for you??

 

Musical-Snek-Boy

We all woke up for the fight

 

Friar Tuck

And we STILL got our butts kicked…

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

Well

This should be interesting

 

Musical-Snek-Boi

Should be yeah

 

Zombie_Bird

Well this was productive

They may have won a battle and gotten their stuff back

But we’re all on the same page

And we know who their teacher is

One of our win conditions

 

The Kon Man

We’re neck and neck

You’ll have to tell us how the evening goes

 

SPITEandCAFFEINE

We’ll be sure to

Notes:

Well this was fun! Most of this was written today in a fervent haze lol. Living proof that genuine encouragement works wonders. Once again, the characters did what they wanted lol. Inbetween updates, I finally managed to get the magic of ~outlines~ into my head, and so I actually left notes at the end of the fic for what I want to happen. I have also learned that, at least with chatfic, you've gotta leave the notes VAGUE. Writing it flows like a conversation does- you've just gotta be in every character's head at once, and reply like they would. So they kinda do what they want.

Oh yeah btw I got married!! That was another reason everything took so long. I have barely posted anything this year, because we were so busy preparing for the marriage, and then settling into marriage life has been fun but a Huge life change ofc. Plus I got hit over the head with a very unexpected new hyperfixation that hasn't left me since NOVEMBER. (If any of you know what the Life Series is. Uhhh yeah lol.)

But I'm REALLY happy to have gotten this out :D It always feels good to come back <3

Question Of The Day: The main character of the last show/movie you watched joins the WDFJ club. What happens? The last movie I watched was Kpop Demon Hunters, so I think everyone would go even MORE insane at yet another celebrity joining this mess lol.

Until Next Time!

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Notes:

You made it this far! congratulations!
it gets better I promise (Probably)

I subsist of off comments so I would really appreciate the sustenance

Have a good day! and I'll see you next time!

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