Archive of Our Own

Summary:

"Therefore, time capsules can be seen, in respect to their usefulness to historians, as dormant museums, their releases timed for some date so far in the future that the building in question is no longer intact."
- Wikipedia, Time capsule

In which I am in a bad mood and make sure that neither Zane nor Julien can ever catch a break.

Written by Woodswolf, read by me