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Asmo:
What kind of music do you listen to?
You couldn’t help but smile at the text in the group chat. It was nice when one of the brothers posed a question in the family chat to get to know you better - it was an easy way for everyone to get a little more insight into what you were like. Before you could reply though, the tsunami of texts began to roll in.
Asmo:
I bet you’re into pop!!
Mammon:
Don’t be stupid. Who’s into pop?
Asmo:
Just because you don’t have taste Mammon…
Mammon:
Oi! You can’t talk to The Great Mammon like that!
Satan:
Asmo’s got a point. You have no taste, unlike our human.
Lucifer:
Precisely. We all know that they like classical.
Asmo:
: ShockedDemoji :
Mammon:
: ShockedDemoji :
Satan:
: AnnoyedDemoji :
And how would you know that?
Lucifer:
We listen to records together from time to time.
Beel:
That doesn’t mean that they like classical.
Levi:
Exactly! We all know that they’re a Zaramela fan!
Belphegor:
No, Levi. That’s just you.
Levi:
: ShockedDemoji :
That’s not true! They’ll tell you!
Mammon:
They’ll only say it so that you don’t look like such a loser!
Levi:
That’s rich coming from you ROFL
You sighed and put down the D.D.D., allowing it to buzz away on the desk as the brothers tried to one-up each other. It was probably best just to let them get the majority of the fight out of their system before replying...if you replied at all.
